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Good evening and welcome! Finally, the big moment
We've all been waiting for:
The beginning of the new year, of the year 2016.
From here, from Puerta del Sol.
For all of you, for all viewers of Spanish television.
I am here, the Puerta del Sol, the bells - but one thing is still missing.
Of course, as always by my side, my dear friend Ramón Garcia.
Good evening, Ramón. - Good evening, Ane.
You look stunning today. Come on, give me some energy.
Give it to me. - There's the wave.
For now the time has come a new year has arrived.
Ane and I are allowed on Spanish television
celebrate New Year's Eve in this country.
Many people overestimate me. My name, Ramón Garcia,
became famous for the cape, which I usually wear - wear, sorry.
But that wasn't my idea, it came from the costume department
from RTVE. Normally this building will
used by all national broadcasters.
This year it was the Spanish one Television is particularly important,
that no other broadcaster
may show the bells from this view.
There is the clock and that magical sphere of...
...bells.
The tower... - The tower...
of the Spanish... - ... television.
He is also very tall, just like the Puerta del Sol.
A round of applause please for all the people there!
And here we go. I'm sorry, That was a somewhat thin applause.
But that's what it says in the script. - But it comes from the heart.
Exactly, from the heart. All this euphoria,
bundled into a single... - This is such a special night,
there can only be love.
Exactly, love and maybe a slightly better script
for this night from the editorial team.
We also have to say, that there are 25 billion people out there...
25 billion, right? 25 million... Sorry, there are 25,000 people.
25,000 people, not exactly a small number!
Including 1,000 Romanians, I think.
Uh, maybe the joke was inappropriate. I look a bit like Count Dracula.
Sorry if I... Sometimes that happens.
Previously I saw them from the balcony called out: "I'm stealing copper now."
"I'm stealing copper now. You are creatures of the night."
That heated up the mood a bit.
Even if they don't understand our language,
You are welcome, together with us to celebrate New Year's Eve for the Spanish.
New Year's Eve, a religious festival.
No, not really. I, uh...
Then just multicultural. - Multicultural. Easter is religious.
Christmas is religious, right?
I don't think so. So Christmas It is, but New Year's Eve...
Not likely. But Easter sure is. - Or not?
We don't know. We don't know for sure.
I don't think so. Or is it?
It's Christmas sure, There our Lord Jesus Christ was born.
But who will be born tonight? I'll tell you.
It's the baby, that my partner Ane is expecting.
Thank you, Ramón, for this news.
You didn't know it yourself. This is the first time
in the history of this New Year's Eve program,
that a moderator takes part in the broadcast carrying the chimes is pregnant.
I don't know whether I should explain how...
No, you can probably imagine that. - You're so mean, Ramón.
But no, my love. - Yes.
I could do a “Rosemary’s Baby” song now Joking, but I'd rather not do that.
Very nice of you. - Thank you.
We have a joke about Rosemary and Ane's babies,
but we'd rather leave this part out
and focus on what's important:
That Ane is expecting a Spanish baby.
A Spanish baby and...
A Spanish baby coming soon of Spanish television.
And the entire nation.
And the entire nation.
It is not the seed of the devil, As I said, even if I want to.
And here is my gift for you, Ane. You are an Athletic Bilbao fan
and your Spanish baby shall Wear an Athletic Bilbao T-shirt.
I hope you like the gift.
Here, my colleague, let me tell you give this little gift.
Oh my God.
As Bilbao's global representative,
with the accent of the Canary Islands, so that people are confused at first
and have to puzzle for a moment, where I actually come from,
I have the honor to thank you for your baby
to give this Athletic Bilbao T-shirt.
That's... Thank you!
Please. The shirt was made by acquired from one of these migrants
those not here on Puerta del Sol Celebrate New Year's Eve, but work
and sell fake football shirts.
We used this, so that not only we have a good time,
but also all Romanian migrants, that are in our country.
The Romanians deserve this.
Sorry!
Hey!
Forgiveness.
Hey. Hey!
Hey, hey!
I repeat: the magical one Sphere of the tower has 12 digits.
12 digits, 12 chimes.
12 chimes. From one to 12, like any other analog watch.
And that's exactly right. - Nobody more, nobody less.
...and wait for these moments.
These moments in which we remember phrases
which summarize the whole year - before the bells ring
and welcome the new year.
Does anyone have something? - No pregnancy, no election fraud.
Language is a trap. Nature is a farce.
Happiness doesn't come alone. - The alphabet does not compensate.
Ane and I wish you happy new year.
Happy New Year, and put one foot forward.
Here we go! So then:
3, 2, 1!
12, 11, 10, 9,
8, 7, 6,
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
9, 8, 7, 6,
5, 4,
3, 2, 1!
We are ready, Ane, We are already celebrating the New Year!
Hopefully dies in the new year not a musician, that's my wish.
I hope that neither David Bowie, nor Prince or George Michael die.
Oh God, oh God! George Michael can die if he wants.
But no! - It would be funny,
If George Michael stays alive, but Prince and David Bowie die.
But that doesn't happen. Okay...
Happy... - Happy 2016!
Come in, don't be so shy.
Is there no light here?
This will be repaired. Come in.
Follow my voice.
What happened? - No, nothing, I'm just...
Did you break something? - No, no, no, everything's fine.
Be careful with the cockroaches.
Cockroaches?
Don't step on them. That brings bad luck, great bad luck.
Show me where you hurt yourself.
On the knee, but don't worry. That's nothing. Really, nothing.
Healed.
Are you coming now?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Nice and clean.
Sit somewhere.
You were right.
With what?
That there is a lot here is better than the party.
That was a dirty shop.
I would have been out sooner out of the club if...
If I hadn't saved you.
No worries.
You are safe here.
What kind of music is that?
This is Nashira Rasha.
Is that on YouTube?
I don't believe.
And you live alone?
Completely alone.
And how are you in this club... ended up in this shithole?
Let's say I am today stepped on some cockroaches.
Let me go. And you?
Well, I... Well, I...
So what?
No, nothing. My buddies dragged me along.
I hate...going out on New Year's Eve.
Everyone is drunk...
and...my buddies, who aren't really buddies at all...
The free drinks...
And finally...
Shouldn't you... - What ultimately?
No, nothing. What about social constraints...
I know.
Your name is very beautiful and unusual: Medea.
Thanks. What's your name? - Nico.
Where were you? - I somehow lost the thread.
By the way, why are you wearing that?
This is from my father. You have to dress up for that.
It's my first time in a suit.
You're really funny.
Thanks.
Do you have a girlfriend? - What?
No. No, no, I don't have any. Why?
But you've had one before.
Yes. So not a real girlfriend yet, just a few acquaintances.
A couple? - Yes, sometimes here, sometimes there.
How many were there? - Two or three.
You don't know if there were two or three? - Three, there were three.
And hookers?
What? - Have you ever been to a hooker?
No.
Secure? - I swear
I've never been with a hooker. Real.
I've never been with a hooker.
Twice.
Okay, I believe you.
Thanks.
Do you know what you need?
No, I don't think so.
You're lucky because I know it.
What are you doing? Wait here.
Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
And don't mess anything up.
No worries.
NICO, YOU FACTOR, WHERE ARE YOU???
HE'S WITH GRANDMA!!!! - GRANDMA FUCKER.
WHICH GRANDMA??? - YOU FUCK A GRANDMA???
FUCKING GRANDMA FUCKER. -LOL.
HE'S SURELY JUST JERKING OFF. - SHE SHOULD TAKE THE BIT OUT.
Naoshi. - What?
Naoshi, the Nepalese goddess for everyone, who could never be born.
Ah, yes, yes, I've heard of her. There was a report there.
Nobody knows her story anymore.
What's it called?
Sinoshi, the supreme god, fell in love Head over heels for a farmer's wife.
The most beautiful woman that never existed.
The result of this love was a girl, Naoshi.
The mother did not survive the birth. Sinoshi went insane
and took his newborn daughter not.
Because he sees her resemblance to her mother couldn't bear it, he disfigured her face.
Naoshi grew up without a face, excluded from everyone.
But she had a dream just a dream.
She wanted to be a mother.
When Sinoshi found out, he banished them to the mountains
and condemned her to never to have a child.
Since then she has been roaming the mountains
and calls for her daughter, that she can never have.
Damn, what a sad story.
What is that?
Account. Nepalese herbal liqueur.
Damn, Nepal has it really like you, huh?
Have you ever been there? - A whole year.
How cool. As a development worker or tourist?
To find myself.
Oh, and have you found yourself? - I was found.
And through that I found myself.
To the strangers whose paths cross.
Are you doing well? - Yes, just a second.
How much alcohol is in there? - Doesn't matter.
Is this normally available in stores?
No, that would be a sin.
Account is sacred. The Cantaras brew it themselves.
The Canka...? - The Cantaras.
The followers of Naoshi, they are her daughters.
Daughters? - They have been in the mountains for thousands of years.
Only daughters? - Exclusively.
So there are no sons? - No.
And how is that possible? - How is what possible?
Well, they've been around for thousands of years in the mountains without...
Well, without...Cankaros - is the name correct?
What do you mean by that? - Nothing. How can it be possible
so long without... - You think they can't survive alone?
No, no, not at all. - Do they need men to hunt?
No. - To life?
No. Listen... - They don't need you either,
Your kind of junk. - What am I?
You have no idea what a Cantara can do.
They eat your eyes open, before you can even scream.
I'm sorry if... - Shut up.
Should I rather go?
No.
I should go to the bathroom.
Thanks.
"Hey, listen."
"Listen, you're really nice..."
"I'm not going to take part in any of that crap. You're...cool." No. "You are..."
"I'm having a great time with you." This is really difficult, really difficult...
NICOOOOOOO, WHERE ARE YOU?? - I'M GONE. GET FLAWED RIGHT AWAY.
HAHAHAHA!! - WITH GRANDMA? YOU FAKER.
HAVE FUN JERKING OFF! - ENVY!
I go.
You go?
Yes, something came up for me. A few friends called
and...and that's why I have to go now. Happy New Year!
You don't like me.
No, no, it's not that. - I'm too old, right?
I like you very much, but I have to go now, okay?
Fine, then tell me now what's the point of the blood?
Which blood? - The blood in the bathroom.
This is mine.
Yours? But why?
My menstruation. At Naoshi Menstruation is something sacred.
Is your period sacred?
Not even a drop may be wasted.
Okay, but do you have to do it in the Bathroom storage?
I don't know, would it be better in the kitchen?
I have no idea, I can't say.
Why don't we go...
Do whatever you want with me.
WE WANT PROOF! -LOL.
FUCKING GRANDMA FUCKER.
WE NEED A PICTURE OF YOUR COCK IN GRANDMA'S MOUTH.
I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY GRANDMA.
Can I?
Listen, sorry for...
everything that was right now.
If I had known that this is typical for Nepal,
I wouldn't have reacted so paranoidly.
What are you doing? - I just canceled my friends.
Will you come in now?
Do you take off your clothes? or do I have to do that?
Yes...yes, of course.
Hey, what's wrong? Keep going! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
But let go of my cock.
Yuck!
Hey. - What are you doing here?
Nothing. I woke up and I looked around a bit.
And that?
The? - What are you doing with my photos?
I just looked at her. you, your grandparents look incredible.
Why did you turn it around?
I didn't turn her around, that was already the case.
I'm sorry. I know that was a strange night.
Happy New Year.
CAUGHT HERE, I'M GETTING OUT.
You said... - Psst. Please.
But what's going on? - Be quiet, please.
Open up, it's me!
Don't you hear? Open up!
Open up, damn it!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay?
Who is that? - Spider, my friend.
Do you have a boyfriend? - Psst, please!
And his name is Spider?
Spider... - Be quiet!
This is not your cell phone! Who 's there? - Shit, the cell phone.
A guy, right? - Why do you say...
You picked up a guy? Fuck, open it now!
I'll rip the motherfucker's face off!
Would you like to keep your face? - Is there a guy in there, you bitch?
Open up!
Damn it, open the door!
You damn whore, I swear I'll kick the door down!
Medea, open the goddamn door!
You assholes!
And what now? - Like "what now"?
We have to get out of here.
I'm not leaving, this is my apartment.
Yes, but not mine.
That's not my problem.
In any case, this is all your fault. - Oh, it's my fault?
You fagot, open up!
Yes, it's your fault. You stepped on the cockroach
and you brought misfortune upon the house.
I'm going to get a gas can now,
then I will be yours Dunk fucking cock.
I'll tie a knot in your cock!
Open the door!
You both can have me!
I'll make shish kebab out of your ass!
Are you trying to talk to him?
You pussy, open the fucking door!
That doesn't work with Spider.
Okay, and if you tell him the truth?
What? That I barely separated fuck with a guy?
No, no, no, that's not true. Nobody fucked anyone here.
Are you sure about that? - Absolutely, yes.
How about you tell him
I'm a gay friend, who was too blue to go home?
Or like this: I didn't have money for a taxi.
So you invited me to your place...
Enough, damn it!
Spider, listen! - Bite me!
You have to listen to me. Do you do that?
Yes. - Okay, there's a guy here.
But you're thinking wrong. - You didn't want to fuck him?
No. Well, yes. But I didn't do it.
Come here, tell him. tell him that I didn't fuck you, go!
She didn't fuck me.
You fucking fagot open the door immediately!
Spider, man, listen! We didn't fuck.
We only have each other on one Party understood very well.
Then she brought me here but we only talked about Nepal
and I had something to drink.
You goddamn bitch.
Spider, now listen... - Did he drink the account?
Listen for a second. - You idiot, are you still a virgin?
What? - Damn, are you a virgin?
No, no, not at all! - How many girls did you have?
Three. - Three?
And five hookers. - Spider, listen to me!
You whore, fuck the first idiot virgin, who listens to your Nepal crap.
What, I'm a whore? - No, no, a fucking whore!
I'm a fucking whore? - Let's calm down a bit.
No, let's see how fucking slutty I can get.
I'm becoming that idiot virgin fuck at least until sunrise!
But no, no, no! - But yes, yes, yes!
I don't want any trouble. - Yes, you want to!
Are you crazy? What will this be? - What a big cock!
What are you saying? That's completely normal!
Normal? It doesn't fit in my mouth!
What the hell are you talking about!?
Do you hear that? Do you hear, how shitty slutty can I be, Spider?
Scream. - What?
Scream!
Not like that, with passion.
So?
Let me!
This virgin fucks incredibly well!
Like this or even louder? - Louder!
Yes, yes!
Scream louder!
This virgin just fucks crazy!
Spider, what a good fuck!
I fuck you! - You're fucking me!
I fuck you! - You're fucking me!
I fuck you! - You're fucking me!
I'll destroy your ass! I'll destroy your ass!...
Really a shame.
This is my home, I don't care about that.
Don't take it so tragically this is normal for you.
Like "with me"? - That you can't get one up.
You are a virgin. - I'm not a virgin.
Okay, okay.
I don't care if I have one get up or am a virgin.
I just want to know if this guy is gone, so I can get the fuck home.
Good luck, you idiot.
What are you doing here?
Sleep.
Is this the right moment for this? - What else do you want to do?
It's your apartment. You could check if he's still there,
so I can go.
I have other things to do.
What?
Listen.
Listen, Medea. - Leave me alone!
Bitch!
Tail! Tail! Tail! Cock!...
Swaaanz!
You fucking piece of shit. Did you cum?
Do you still believe that waiting will bring anything?
That I can't stand there forever, that I have to leave at some point,
that I have to go to work or to New Year's dinner with my family?
You better make yourself comfortable, because I don't have any plans at all.
I have no life, no job, no family.
And you fucked the only one what I have.
I didn't fuck anyone.
You're just a piece of shit. Do you believe? a happy ending, that everything will be okay?
Then I feel sorry for you. Your mommy won't save you this time.
And when she comes, then I fuck her,
until she regrets not having an abortion, you son of a bitch!
I can wait here forever, until you start to rot.
Until you can't take it anymore and go crazy.
Until you're ready, to throw you out the window.
I'm going to fuck your mother, you asshole!
Could you be quieter? I'm trying to sleep.
HOW IS THE FUCK GOING? - HAVE YOU FUCKED THE GRANDMA ALREADY?
SEND A FEW PICTURES. - IS THERE MILK AFTER THE HAIRY PUSSY?
COME TO THE PARTY, YOU FAgot.
The police please. - What are you doing?
Get out of here. - Hang up. Hang up immediately!
I'm in a house and they want kill me. Yes, just a moment. The address?
Please tell me the address! One moment.
This is the best for us, then the madman is gone.
OK. Number one, Virgin Street. - Yes, at number one, Virgin Street.
They don't exist. - No? Then try Idiot Avenue.
Damn, I just know that there there is a roundabout and a taxi stop.
I know there are many Roundabouts and taxi stops in...
Okay, sorry. I'm sorry. I'll call you back soon.
LOCATION DETERMINATION
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Give it to me. Please, give it to me.
Come and get it.
You're really crazy.
Crazy? Your mother is crazy. Go away!
How now, I should disappear? - Get out of here, go to your fucking place!
Yes, I'd love to! - For the last time: Get out of here!
Don't you see how crazy this is?
Let's calm down first, then...
Get out of here.
No, no, no, wait!
Shit. Sorry, please forgive!
You motherfucker. I'll kill you!
Medea, open the door! What's going on in there?
What the hell are you doing?
Medea!
Why did you scream?
What the hell are you doing?
Are you fucking again?
Open the door now, you bastards!
What's going on there?
Open the door!
What the hell are you doing? Holy shit!
I'll kick down the door now!
That damn door!
You fucking virgin! Stir mine Don't look at your girlfriend or your head will explode!
Are you still fucking her? What the hell is going on?
Open up! Open up!
Open up!
Open up! Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Kitten. Kitten!
Kitten, what's wrong?
Tell me, what did that fucker do to you? Kitten, please answer!
Dear, what is it? tell me what that motherfucker did to you!
I didn't do anything! - What did you do?
I don't know, she's standing here in the hallway.
What's wrong with her? - She doesn't move.
Do something, you asshole!
We have to call an ambulance. - No, not a damn ambulance.
Open the door immediately, otherwise I swear...
She does very strange things! - What's happening there?
Holy shit! Dear, what is it?
What did the bastard do to you? - Now hold the edge!
You bastard don't tell me anything!
What the hell is going on in there?
Kitten!
For God's sake!
Hey...hey. Hey!
What happened?
Nothing, you're just in...in... I don't know.
What's wrong with my face? - What's wrong with it?
Nothing is wrong with it! There's nothing wrong with your face.
Is everything okay? - It's so itchy.
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
We both need an ambulance. - No, we won't call him!
What happened to you? - Oh, nothing.
You stuck a pair of scissors in me.
And the blood? - Which blood?
I told you that wouldn't be a good place for...
Oh shit. It came about in contact with your sperm?
What? - My blood and your sperm
didn't mix, did they? - Your blood, my sperm - what's that supposed to mean?
Damn, damn, damn.
Shit, what's going on?
Is there cum on my underwear?
No no no, That's not how it happened.
Can you use your little cock don't even keep it in your pants for a moment?
Let go, you're hurting me.
There's no going back, you know? - No, not at all.
Let me go, please, please...
There is no going back.
Just take it to the cleaners.
Open the door! - It's you.
What? No. I'm nobody at all.
Tell me what's going on, or I'll call the evacuation squad!
Yes, call it, call it!
Wait a minute. Wait a minute here, okay?
Should I wait here? Why? No! And stop scratching!
Yes, wait here. I talk to him, then he leaves us alone. OK?
I'll be back soon.
Everything's going to be okay, okay? Do not worry.
I'll be right back. Wait for me.
Oh God.
All right, Spider.
So what's going on? - Listen to me, Spider.
You're ruining my whole night.
Hey! Hey!
What are you looking at?
Help me, they want to kill me!
There's some wanker watching us. What are you doing, you asshole?
Get out, you voyeur! - Dirty pig!
I wasn't watching. Help me!
You wanker! - I'll kill you, faggot!
They want to kill me, help me! - Jerk off in the park!
Help! - Asshole!
Very good, you asshole! - Bastard! Dude!
You fagots! Sons of bitches!
I'm more into pussies Those are still there too! Oh fuck you!
What are you doing?
Nothing...nothing.
I've already talked to Spider. - That doesn't look so good.
I explained it to him. - You should stop...
I explained it to him, everything is okay. - What?
Everything's okay, I've solved it.
Seriously? - Yes.
Thanks! I thought I'd come never leave here again. Thank you!
That was quite a strange night. - I wish I had never met you.
Don't say that. I don't regret anything, what happened tonight.
No? - No. These were all tests
who showed that I was right.
From the first moment it was clear to me: You are perfect.
What are you doing?
The courtship is over. - No, that's been over for a long time!
First the account, then your sperm and my blood.
The moment is here. - For what?
For mating in honor of the mother.
What? Which mother? - The mother of those who can never breathe.
Can you stop, to scratch your neck?
If we don't mate before... - We're not mating, fuck!
Yes, we will. - Never! I said no, damn it!
If we don't mate, mother gets angry.
Listen, I don't give a shit about your mother!
We're not mating, that's for sure!
And don't destroy your face! You are disgusting!
Just look what your face looks like!
Really disgusting, look in the mirror!
Where are you going now? - You're going crazy!
Kitten, open the door! I'll kill the damn bastard!
Where are you going then? I want to fuck you,
but my cock is not a toy.
You are disabled! Open up! - It will blow your mind, trust me.
What the hell are you doing? Don't touch that!
Spider, he's a faggot!
Sure, you need my cock! - Get away from the barricade!
What are you doing here? Get away from me!
Shit, that was really a lot of work!
I'll kill you!
By the Virgin Mary, I will kill you!
Damn it!
I'll kill you, you son of a bitch!
Hey, what's this? - Keep your mouth shut!
What are you doing? Let me, I want to fuck!
With that disgusting face no one will fuck you anymore!
Let me go! - Come on, into the bathroom with you!
Open up! Open up!
Open the damn door! - Open up! Open up!
I will kill you!
As soon as you come out, I'll tear cut off your head and eat it!
I will kill you! I will kill you! I will kill you!
I swear I'll kill you, bastard!
Fuck, I'll kill you! I will kill you!...
I'm going to kill you, do you hear me? I will kill you!
I will kill you! I will kill you! I will kill you!
You asshole, I'll kill you! Damn it,
I'll kill you! I'll kill you, I'll kill you!
Get me out of here!
Hey! Call the police, please!
But immediately, Your Majesty.
Thank you very much! You don't even know how much that means to me!
You are my salvation!
Good evening, my inspector.
No, this is serious! This is not...
Nobody dares to jump. - No! No no no!
Don't worry, we'll catch you. - No, I don't want to jump!
You fucking bums, you stupid tramps!
No, no, forgive me! - Fuck you, get out!
No no! - Stop it, Simón, stay calm.
No! Please forgive, forgive!
Kill yourself, you bastard!
Dirty rat, creepy crawly
Scum of life, shabby freak
Subhuman, spirit of hell, damn vermin
How much damage have you done to me
Worm, poisonous snake, wasted life
I hate you and I despise you
You two-legged rat
I'm talking to you
For itself a creeping creature No matter how cursed it is
Is very small compared to you
Take that, you bitch!
You cocksucker, you're out of luck! Yep!
I'm sorry, my love. Everything is my fault. I didn't want...
But fuck, what have I done? What have I done?
Just shut up for a moment. - Where is Medea?
Why don't I hear them? Where is she? - Who knows.
Time is running out. You have to Get Medea pregnant as soon as possible.
The honor is yours. - That's not possible, you idiot!
You drank the account and your sperm mixed with her blood.
Actually I should do that but then I freaked out. Got it?
Absolutely, absolutely. I understand everything.
You...you don't understand anything.
The Cantaras have chosen her, to continue Naoshi's legacy.
I don't give a shit. - Better not.
If Naoshi's daughter isn't there Sunrise is born...
You, as far as I'm concerned, her uterus can disintegrate into 1,000 pieces.
You shitty worm, none of this is her fault!
Really?
I rebuffed her so she looked for a replacement.
If only you hadn't been up waxed her underwear.
I don't have on...
Oh, it doesn't matter. I just want to sleep.
Sleep and then tomorrow...
Tomorrow? Tomorrow we will all be dead!
Well let's see if that's true.
Listen, I'm sorry about all this.
I'm sorry for my behavior and everything, what I said.
That was really insulting and inappropriate. Please forgive me!
But this is serious. My girlfriend and I need your help
and you need us to survive this!
Keep your mouth shut. - I know how you feel now.
But believe me, that will pass with time.
Then you just want someone with you... - Shut up, damn it!
What are you doing?
I'll let you go.
I swear to you, but first you have to fuck her!
Fuck her, please! My girlfriend and I need your help.
Honestly, as a parent I'm not exactly suitable for you.
I swear to you, dude, I'll let you go. But fuck her!
Honestly, I'll let you go
but you have to come with me now fucking my girlfriend!
Please, I'm begging you, fuck my girlfriend!
Fuck her for your fucking mother's sake.
Either you fuck my girlfriend or I'll kill you. Your choice, bastard.
Do you want to go safely? Back home? Yes or no?
Can I?
Oh shit.
You'll catch a cold.
I have no idea what you're doing there,
and it's completely unclear to me what you want to achieve.
But I have to deal with your idiot spoke to a friend and he said,
that if I do what you ask,
then he'll let me out of here.
He promised me.
So
that's why
it's here.
Oh God, no! No no no!
No! No no no! No no no!
Let me!
Go away, damn it! Just go away, you bitch!
So what's going on?
It's a monster!
It's Medea! Time for the ritual is running out!
What's going on here?
The ritual must be completed, you have to fuck her!
Pull down her panties and fuck her! Come on, pull down her panties...
Tell me what the hell is going on here!
Come on her tits for me, but fuck her!
Open the damn door! Shit, come on!
Damn, open the fucking door! You have to fuck her now!
Boy, open the damn door, come on!
Come on, fuck her!
Damn, stick your boner in... - What's going on here?
Show that you have balls and put it in, damn it!
Come on, do it now!
Penetrate her, bang her, do whatever you want!
Come on, damn it! Pull hers Slip down and cum on her tits!
Do whatever you want, but fuck her! Shit, time is running out!
It will kill us all!
Fuck, that's enough now.
Let me go now! Holy shit, holy shit!
Now act like a man!
You are faggots!
Holy shit! - Come on now,
fuck already. Think of something beautiful!
You bitch! Bitch! No no! Oh God!
Fuck her!
Come on, fuck her! - No! No! No!
Fuck her, come on!
Put him in!
Shit, come on!
Tuck it in nicely!
Very good, you son of a bitch, very good.
What?
Take it easy, my love. Everything went well.
And mother? - Don't worry,
Mother would be proud of you. We made it.
Congratulations.
It had to be him, remember?
But it's all done, don't worry.
Your dream comes true, you become a mother.
Look at you, you're a darling.
Hey, if I just...
Hey! Hey! If you don't need me anymore,
then you could actually me let go if you want.
Don't worry about the baby, I'm not suing for paternity.
I just want to go home and forget all that.
How are you doing?
Wonderful.
But you don't look like that. Get some rest.
No, no, you really don't need that.
Man, I have your promise.
For everything.
The time has come. You shouldn't strain yourself.
But why are you doing this to me?
You dared it. -Spiders!
Because you are special, very special.
I am a nobody. - But of course.
Do you know how difficult it is these days to find a virgin?
Finding Spider took months.
But you were a miracle. A miracle last minute, sent by Naoshi.
Be quiet! Shut up, I'm not...
Congratulations.
What?
After the first Cantara will be Naoshi's sisters rule.
Behave, unclean one! I would like to be in your position.
Spiders! Wait for me outside.
But why? I just tell him that... - Do I have to repeat it?
It's done. Think of Naoshi, when she rules over all this.
Think about the reward. The men will worship you, they will admire you.
And the women will throw themselves at your feet.
Ultimately it isn't the essence of it all?
What's going on now? - We need to talk. Come out now
or I'll burn everything down here!
Can't you see that I... - Come on now!
You wait here.
Why the hell is that? damn guy still here?
Will you calm down now? - Oh no.
It is enough. The guy is pregnant, it can evaporate.
What? This is my apartment, okay?
She belongs to both of us. - Be quiet or leave!
Shitty hustler. You're just an extra.
What did you say? - Fucking hustler.
Go home! - This is my apartment. Who goes
are you and the other.
Why should this be yours?
I was behind all night this door and heard you.
You're jealous because he loves me much better
fucked. You can't do that!
You couldn't even fuck your mother...
You're jealous, that's what it looks like.
I swear I'll throw him out. And you afterwards!
You don't throw anyone out. Get out of here, shut up, come down, relax!
I swear I'll kill you both and then burn the whole house down!
What the fuck are you doing? Are you there, you complete idiot?
Get out of the way! - Take it easy, calm down.
Just don't try anything! - Calm down, listen to me.
Where do you want to go? - Wherever I want!
Very calm... - I'm going to the hospital!
I'm ruining your tour, I'm going to end this shit!
What the hell are you doing what a fuck, man?
You son of a bitch, let me go! I will kill you!
She is perfect! - You fucking whore!
It's a miracle! Yes, it's a wu...
You bitch!
Yes, it's already here! Very calm, very calm. Breathe, breathe.
Very good, breathe.
Breathe, breathe with me. Look at me, look at me!
What have you done to me, you bitch?
It's a miracle! Press, press! Press!
Quiet, press! You're doing really well.
Breathe, breathe with me.
Good, very good, very good!
Very calm, very calm. Yes, yes, breathe, breathe with me!
Press, yes, yes, press! Something else, something more.
Mother, mother, she is here, just listen!
Holy shit! Damned!
Damn it.
I can't take it anymore!
Shit, damn it!
Oh my darling. Hey, it's done, it's done.
My darling, it is done.
Spider, bring this damn one Son of a bitch into the living room.
Holy shit.
No no! You asshole, don't pull it! No no no!
Damn son of a bitch.
No, you bastard!
You son of a bitch! - No, you bastard, let go!
Damn, come on now, you son of a bitch!
Bastard!
Shh, okay, okay, okay. Here you have it, mother.
Finally, your daughter! The first of many.
And you, do you hear them? She is your sister.
I kept my promise. Do you hear them?
You're in Nepal, you idiot.
Stop the little devil's mouth.
Kill me already, you whore.
One thing is still missing. - No no no. What, what?
No, not sex again. - Don't worry, there won't be any more sex.
The baby is hungry.
No! You bastard!
Bastard!
Bastard! You bastard!
No. You bastard, no.
No, Spider, no, no. Damn, I need him alive.
INCOMING CALL
I want...your cock.
I want your cock.
Man, move aside, damn it! I am a doctor. Move aside, make room, damn it!
For God's sake!
Boy, what the hell happened to you?
Pretty...pretty.
NEWS
I'm 28, my name is José Francisco and I come from Villajoyosa.
I like latex and want me fall in love with a non-smoker.
For the new year - do you mean next?
I will fuck any girl.
We wish you well In any case only the very best.
Doesn't fit the festive mood, that today, as you probably know
the tragic anniversary of so-called "New Year's crime".
We're trying to still be shocked from the barbarism of looking forward
but for some it's not that easy.
After midnight came Sarmiento, a boy with no social contacts,
into Pilar Pajares' apartment,
who with her partner Jose María Compostizo
and hers in a strange one Deformed infant celebrated.
A sexually motivated massacre followed,
that in a suicide attempt of Sarmiento.
According to reports, the murderer is suffering from a mental disorder,
Based on a pronounced sex phobia. Hence his nickname: The Virgin.
A year has passed but for some the wound never heals.
While others are celebrating New Year's Eve, serves Sarmiento
his punishment in one High security psychiatric hospital.
In two months he will be up castrated by court order.
It's a night to celebrate,
on the one hand because of the new year,
on the other hand, because we are safe are before the Virgin.
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