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(SOPRANOS THEME SONG)
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Anybody home?
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Hello?
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(TONY SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY)
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- What's this?
- What's this?
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Oh, my God. Tony.
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Here, allow me.
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(LAUGHS)
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Happy birthday.
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Ohhh.
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Opps.
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What?
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- Look at the ring your father gave me.
- I already saw it.
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I was gonna wrap it,
but it's wasteful.
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Thank you, young man.
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The Matrix. l haven't seen it yet.
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Right up her alley.
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(DOOR OPENING)
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Hello?
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Happy birthday, Mama.
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What are you doing here?
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- Nice to see you too.
- Sorry, I'm just surprised to see you.
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See what your father got me?
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Big ring.
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- Happy birthday.
- Oh, my God. So many gifts.
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"A day of pampering
at the Bella Donna Day Spa."
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It's in Soho. It's awesome.
Massage, mud treatment, everything.
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We can go together.
I put it on your credit card.
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- Twelve years. This club was nothing.
- Give him a drink.
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- What do you drink, Rocco?
- Johnny Black.
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- This place was a shithole.
- You could use some help.
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- Make this place into 21st century.
- Yeah, it's permanently 1987 in here.
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Goddamn Vikings.
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Nobody misses the extra point.
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That's all he had to do.
One little kick and now I'm ruined?
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No bitch to me.
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Bet with your head, no over it.
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You're still a partner.
You got a problem?
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- One, two, three.
- Happy birthday
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(DOOR BELL RINGS)
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I'll get it.
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- Did you invite a stray dog?
- You short of food?
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- Sorry I'm late.
- We didn't know you were coming.
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- Meadow said it's Carmela's birthday.
- It's nice of you.
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- Hi, Mr. and Mrs. DeAngelis.
- Jackie.
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- Have you heard the good news?
- We met Thanksgiving.
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- Happy birthday.
- You didn't have to.
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I'll put it on ice in a minute.
Thank you, sir.
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Come on. The wax is melting here.
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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday, Carmela
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Happy birthday to you
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I heard you got made
defensive captain.
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I have two recovered fumbles.
Almost scored with one.
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Excellent. I played linebacker
for Boonton. I was All County.
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- Wow.
- Maybe we could work out together.
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Sure. You should come to the game
Tuesday. It's the last one.
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- We were supposed to play last month.
- I'll be there.
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I wanna come too.
My brother's football game.
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No champagne.
The Lord doesn't want us to drink.
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- Didn't Jesus drink wine?
- He was Jesus. We can't compare.
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Who invented these things?
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Mom, can I sleep at Egon's
if I'm in bed by 1?
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I got one for you
for when you're at the market.
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Lights out by 1, in bed by 12.
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Be careful.
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- I smell fish.
- We're near the ocean.
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Now I smell piss.
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Okay.
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- What?
- It's yours.
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What is?
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The Lollipop in Long Branch.
This is your club.
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I'm a partner here, me and Furio.
We'll be silent.
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You'll be the owner/manager.
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You book the bands, find the talent,
whatever you want to do. It's yours.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't believe it.
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You'll make this place the biggest
Jersey club since the Stoned Pony.
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Thank you, Christopher.
I'm so excited.
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- Can we change the name?
- Whatever you want, baby.
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This is Rocco. He works for you.
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The ring looks beautiful on you.
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It is gorgeous.
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- Anything you need to tell me?
- About the ring?
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I don't know.
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- You didn't buy that little car.
- The Mercedes?
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- I'd look like a douche bag.
- Jean calls those mid-life crisis cars.
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What the fuck does she know?
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- Is this 1726 Pearl Avenue?
- No.
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- Is Pearl Avenue in this neighborhood?
- L don't know.
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Do you know a man
by the name of La Fong?
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Hello? Hey, Ro.
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No, Jackie took Meadow to the movies.
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He said not late.
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All right. Fine.
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What?
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I'm not thrilled about this thing
with Jackie and Meadow.
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I think she came home
so they could go out.
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So what? He's a good kid.
Comes from good stock.
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He's on his best behavior. I don't
picture Meadow with someone like him.
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Someone like him?
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He's one of us.
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Were you happy when she was with
Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic homeboy?
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Scraped through that
by the skin of our ass.
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I just don't want her to miss
any opportunities.
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She should be at the museum
in her free time.
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Not watching TV.
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You'd rather she look at soup cans
than be close to home?
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I don't know.
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Well, you talk to her,
and I'll talk to Jackie Jr.
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Here's your Edgar Allan Poe paper.
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- You did it already?
- No problem.
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Thanks.
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I would've done it. I was gonna do it.
I just couldn't get through the books.
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I never should've took
Literature of Obsession.
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I owe you big time.
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Thanks.
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- How can I repay you?
- I don't know.
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Why don't you surprise me?
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On your mark, get set, go!
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- I kicked your ass.
- You cheat.
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Oh, my eye.
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There's too much chlorine.
I swallowed some water.
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- You girls see me?
- Yeah, you were cheating.
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I'm fucking starving.
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Hey, guys! We got Mr. Goodwin's
office open. Check it out.
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Let's go for it.
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Hey, everybody.
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Shit!
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All right! Come on, let's go!
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Don't cut your feet!
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- Hey, it's Sunday morning and...
- Good morning.
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- Hello.
- Morning.
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- Did Jackie call?
- He's with your brother.
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So I've been thinking about a car.
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- I knew I'd get hit up on this trip.
- You buy sapphires...
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but a student has to take the bus?
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What do you need a car for?
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It'd be nice to hop in a car
and come have dinner with you.
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00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:06,582
They steal cars in New York.
Parking is impossible...
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- The bus gets you here in 45 minutes.
- I'm not asking for anything fancy.
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- Could've had a car last year.
- Eric's car? Is that a sick joke?
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His father's now
in a mental health facility.
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See how this semester goes.
You have a lot of work to do.
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Concentrate on that.
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I am concentrating on that!
Christ, you're a broken record!
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- Take it down a notch.
- God.
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We wanna make sure you take
advantage of all the city offers.
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Culturally, socially...
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educationally.
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Right before the snap,
the ball is still.
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But the qb's eyes can tell you
whether he'll pass or hand it off.
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It happens in a split second.
But you can learn what his habits are.
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Once you know these habits,
he's fucked.
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Hey.
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Good morning.
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- A.J., try what I told you.
- I will. Thanks, Jackie.
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The wall of pride.
What kind of animals...?
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They didn't steal anything.
They just did a number on the place.
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They left this.
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You make this pizza?
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- Who made this?
- We're asking you.
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This your store logo, sir?
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- That's my box.
- It was at a crime scene.
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My pizza never hurt nobody.
You no find any bacteria here.
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Kids broke into the high school.
They left this.
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- Tell me who, I'll kick their asses.
- I got it, Pop.
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That's a custom job.
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Meatball, pepperoni, sausage
peppers, onions...
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- ...extra mozzarella...
- This pie fit a pattern?
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- Anyone order this regularly?
- Only one.
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- Who?
- I'd rather not say.
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- Tell me! I find these bastards!
- Pop, go in the back. Go ahead.
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- Sir.
- Yes, officer?
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Word to the wise. Technically,
you're an accessory after the fact.
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I cannot believe this.
Do you know how serious this is?
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Do you?
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- Answer me right now.
- Yes.
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- Yes, what?
- I know it's serious.
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So why did you do it?
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- I don't know.
- Why did you do it?
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Do you hate the school
or have a problem with someone?
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- No.
- Then why?
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It just happened.
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We went in as a goof.
Someone threw something in the pool.
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A couple of guys started
throwing stuff in. We just did it.
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And if they were jumping off a bridge,
would you just do that too?
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No.
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What are you doing here?
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- Answer your father.
- I got sent home.
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Why?
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Why?
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I got in trouble.
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Your son broke into his school
and vandalized the pool.
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- How do you vandalize a pool?
- They threw stuff in, broke things.
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- Why'd you do that?
- Screwing around.
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On your mother's birthday?
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- It wasn't. It was after midnight.
- What are you, fucking stupid? Huh?
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00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,705
- So you're suspended?
- I don't know.
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00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,286
This is serious.
He may be expelled.
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00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,540
- What'd they say?
- Nothing. They sent me home.
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00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:21,090
- You have to go see the principal.
- On your mother's birthday.
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They're gonna call you.
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Just when everything
was going good, huh?
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You're gonna miss the big game.
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You're screwing everything up.
Your football career down the drain!
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- Wow.
- There it is.
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- Beautiful ring.
- I know.
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- Gorgeous, Carm.
- I want you ladies to try this.
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Mozzarella? I was gonna
get the hot antipasto.
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00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:59,712
It's not mozzarella. This is burrata.
I had it flown in from Italy.
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00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:03,754
It's more subtle than mozzarella,
with a nutty flavor.
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00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,006
- Thanks.
- I'm not big on nuts.
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00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,180
A little pepper? Carm, on your half?
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00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:14,890
It's all about the contrast:
Crisp beans and smooth cheese.
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- No, I'm fine.
- Buon appetito.
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Tastes like mozzarella
and string beans. You have it, Carm.
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I want the hot antipasto.
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I'd like to make a toast. To the
friendship between our two children.
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I'm happy to see my son
spending time with Meadow.
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She'll be a good influence on him.
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- You did a great job. She's wonderful.
- Well, thank you. Salute.
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It's nice to see our families united.
Like with Ralphie.
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He goes on and on about Tony.
He's happy to be getting closer to him.
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- Ralph is a real find, hang on to him.
- It was tough at first.
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I was afraid everyone was gonna think
that I didn't mourn Jack enough.
228
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,155
Oh, Artie!
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He's under a lot of stress.
I hear Charmaine hired a lawyer.
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Divorce?
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It's funny, but you think, you know...
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the men in our lives have been,
you know what, and we stay together.
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And here's Artie, a regular guy,
hardworking...
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his marriage is in the pisciatoio.
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- You can push a man only so far.
- True. Very true.
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If you wait inside for me,
I'll be in there in a second. Okay?
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00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,162
Hello.
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00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:08,796
- Who's the douche bag?
- He buys a new 600 for me every year.
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- This was last year.
- Nice.
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00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,180
You been shopping?
241
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,350
It's for you.
242
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,493
- It's very beautiful.
- So are you.
243
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:41,700
What are my chances
of kidnapping you for the afternoon?
244
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,124
- I'm closing on a car.
- Come on.
245
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:52,127
Let Hans and Franz do the paperwork.
I'm going nuts thinking about you.
246
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,463
I've gotta work.
247
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,354
- Trabajar?
- Come on...
248
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,816
I'll take you anywhere you want.
249
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:12,526
The Pierre, Sherry Netherlands.
Come on, anywhere you wanna go.
250
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,318
You wanna go to the zoo?
251
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,530
- The zoo?
- Yeah.
252
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:24,205
- I try to get there once a year.
- We'll go.
253
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,545
I'll call you.
254
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:40,509
Amazing thing about snakes is that
they reproduce spontaneously.
255
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,013
What do you mean?
256
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,937
They have male and female
sex organs.
257
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,853
Somebody you don't trust,
you call a snake.
258
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:53,442
How can you trust a guy who can
literally go fuck themselves?
259
00:21:54,772 --> 00:22:00,370
Don't you think that expression came
from when the snake tempted Eve?
260
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,705
Hey, snakes
were fucking themselves...
261
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:05,707
long before Adam and Eve
showed up, T.
262
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:19,471
- How you doing?
- All right.
263
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:23,518
Hey, Jackie, thanks for coming by.
How are you?
264
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,476
Have a seat. Want something to drink?
265
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,940
- What are you having?
- Red wine.
266
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:35,606
- I'll get some slices. Want anything?
- Yeah, get me the usual.
267
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:40,610
- Jackie, you want something?
- No, thanks.
268
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:49,752
- You're taking Meadow out tonight.
- Yeah.
269
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,589
- Where?
- A place called Chez Josephine.
270
00:22:54,206 --> 00:23:00,179
They have live piano music.
Harry Connick Jr. used to play there.
271
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:02,799
A friend of mine is the bartender.
272
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:06,511
- Don't you two got class?
- She's got a 2:00. I'm off.
273
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,893
How many days off they give you
at Rutgers?
274
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,568
I got class three days a week.
275
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,279
Listen...
276
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,573
I think you're a good kid.
277
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:22,993
You show respect
and come from a good family.
278
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:24,570
Thanks.
279
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,289
As far as my daughter goes...
280
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:30,000
you know I want the best for her.
281
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,545
I'm gonna be very protective over her.
282
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,040
- You understand, right?
- Of course.
283
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:41,596
If you wanna spend time with her,
I want the best from you in school.
284
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:44,715
- Yeah, right. I know it...
- Shut up.
285
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,888
Listen to me.
286
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:53,145
I know I've been saying this to you
all along, but now it's different.
287
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:56,269
- Understand?
- I just got an A on a paper.
288
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,691
You did?
289
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:03,614
Edgar Allan Poe. Good writer,
what a fucking nut job.
290
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:07,914
He's the guy who did all
the Vincent Price shit, right?
291
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:12,327
He smoked opium and married
his cousin. He was from the Bronx.
292
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:16,247
- So you got an A, huh?
- I'm doing good, Tony.
293
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,004
Let's keep it that way.
294
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:23,797
- Keep your father in mind.
- I will.
295
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,347
Listen...
296
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:30,978
here.
297
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:36,191
- Have some dessert on me.
- That's okay.
298
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:37,564
Take it.
299
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:43,449
- Don't keep her out too late.
- I won't. Thanks, Tony.
300
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:58,005
Welcome, everybody,
to opening night at Crazy Horse.
301
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:03,428
I'm excited to have, from U-Dub,
our very first band.
302
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:08,425
Please welcome the Miami Relatives!
303
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:19,526
(FEMALE SINGING VOCALS)
304
00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,684
- What do you think?
- What?
305
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:59,433
- What do you think?
- I can't hear a word you say.
306
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:04,231
Tony and Sil couldn't make it,
but this is from us. Congratulations.
307
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,784
- Do you like the band?
- What?
308
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:15,199
How do you like the band?
309
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:26,632
- Matush, you don't got the Maseratis?
- Versace. You try it yet?
310
00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:29,172
No, I liked the Maserati.
311
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:34,473
- Try the Versace, you won't be sorry.
- All right, give me four.
312
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:39,349
- What's up?!
- Come on. Let's go. Out.
313
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:44,145
I got friends here, man!
Let me call my man Carlo!
314
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:47,983
I see you here again,
I'm gonna crack your head.
315
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,822
Call Carlo!
316
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:03,547
You have to wonder
what they're thinking.
317
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:08,469
They're thinking, "Madonna,
you guys ever smell yourselves?"
318
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:11,054
You're probably right, huh?
319
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:13,594
Except for you.
320
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:17,345
What you got on
even a baboon would love.
321
00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:20,848
The eyes are innocent.
322
00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:23,901
Like a baby's.
323
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:27,529
Yeah, he could innocently
maul you into ten pieces.
324
00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:32,034
Usually they just engage
in what's called threat behavior.
325
00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:36,580
Because they did their mauling.
Now they just give the look.
326
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:37,830
Malocchio.
327
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:44,498
You know why they're primates?
They groom each other.
328
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:47,090
That I like.
329
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:51,129
What's this?
330
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:54,052
It's a Tibetan talisman
for protection.
331
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:58,928
I knew it. I knew there
had to be something.
332
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,434
What?
333
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:06,064
- What's wrong? It's a Buddhist symbol.
- My sister was a Buddhist.
334
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:10,982
- She's a wack job.
- I see, so I gotta be a wack job too?
335
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:14,860
It is a little wacky.
What's wrong with Catholicism?
336
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:18,993
Which you fucking practice
every fucking day, I'm sure.
337
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:22,626
So I pray a little,
and I meditate in the morning.
338
00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:27,790
It clears my mind and my heart
for the day.
339
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:32,796
A Buddhist selling $150,000 cars.
340
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:38,560
The first noble truth is:
Life is suffering.
341
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:43,772
But the Buddha preached participation
in the sorrows of the world.
342
00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:48,861
You make a sale, you don't make
a sale, it's a tiny little thing.
343
00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:04,126
- What's so funny?
- You came here.
344
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:07,170
- What, the zoo?
- I said zoo and you came.
345
00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:11,126
What's this, a fucking head-trip now?
Huh? Nice.
346
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:12,926
Sort of.
347
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:16,551
- I don't like that.
- You're very sweet.
348
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,759
You came.
349
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:24,934
I'm crazy about you.
350
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:29,860
- You know that, don't you?
- I never met anybody like you.
351
00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:40,412
Okay, class, come this way.
Stay together, kids. Come on.
352
00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:43,453
We're gonna see some tigers.
353
00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:49,630
- Do you take your kids to the zoo?
- Yeah.
354
00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:51,423
And now we're here.
355
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,294
See you later.
356
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:57,467
- Who was that?
- My hard-on.
357
00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:07,890
Between the Buddhism
and talk about the family, poor you.
358
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:15,773
Let me see if it's really gone.
359
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:17,692
You lie.
360
00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:33,465
- You know snakes can fuck themselves?
- Give me your hand.
361
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,757
Oh, Jesus Christ.
362
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:09,251
- Don't move.
- What?
363
00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:11,294
See...
364
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,213
if you...
365
00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:16,083
can not...
366
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:33,267
So, what happened?
367
00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:37,272
He was at the Crazy Horse
and some zip told my man:
368
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,439
New management, new rules.
369
00:31:40,524 --> 00:31:44,825
So I asked around. I heard about
some guy, Multi-something.
370
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:49,621
Some guy in the Soprano family
was running things. I go, "Whoa!"
371
00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:52,039
- Chris Moltisanti.
- Yeah.
372
00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:54,708
I know Chris.
373
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,797
- What's your name again?
- Matush.
374
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:07,221
Normally I would never get involved
with a stranger.
375
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:10,516
If Carlo here is vouching for you...
376
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,645
- I'm willing to make an exception.
- Thank you.
377
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:16,609
What'd I tell you?
378
00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:22,275
- You know who my father was?
- The golfer? U.S. Open?
379
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:28,739
Chris and me are associates.
You got nothing to worry about.
380
00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:32,163
I'll call Carlo in a couple days.
381
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:35,708
Meeting over.
382
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:40,634
Verbum Dei has a zero tolerance
policy in cases of vandalism.
383
00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:44,255
It demands the expulsion
of the offending student.
384
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:46,215
I told him.
385
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,343
- You see?
- Having said that...
386
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:52,938
In this case,
after much deliberation...
387
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,812
we decided upon
a suspended sentence.
388
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,900
This has been arrived at...
389
00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:02,652
based on his academic performance.
And his involvement in sports.
390
00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:07,320
- His academic performance?
- He's brought his GPA to a C-minus.
391
00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:10,664
- What is the punishment?
- We suggest and hope...
392
00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,874
it's meted out parentally.
393
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:17,124
- So it's not exactly zero tolerance.
- Each child is special.
394
00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:22,759
- That's a principle of this school.
- Well, what about detention?
395
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:26,509
A lawsuit forced us
to eliminate detention.
396
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:29,804
- He's off the football team, right?
- No.
397
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:35,142
Studies at Harvard
have shown that boys...
398
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:41,605
have success in avoiding pitfalls
when they remain involved in sport.
399
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:45,866
You better wipe that smile
off your face.
400
00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:50,237
I told him he'd be off the team.
401
00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:54,208
- You know, now you're kind of...
- Undermining the...
402
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:59,584
It's not only skill Anthony has shown
on the field, it's leadership as well.
403
00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:06,512
We feel it's against his interests to
sever his relationship with the squad.
404
00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:11,517
- Well, if you think that's best.
- However...
405
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:16,438
I can't say this strongly enough.
If there is one more infraction...
406
00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:22,357
the sentence will go into effect
and Anthony will be expelled.
407
00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:27,199
- Do you understand this, Anthony?
- Yes.
408
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:31,529
- You completely sold us out in there.
- What'd I do?
409
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:35,115
They're not punishing him,
and you went along.
410
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:36,992
I suggested detention.
411
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:41,543
That was a charade so the football
team can win the big game.
412
00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:45,918
We've been waiting for years
for him to get off the couch.
413
00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:50,597
We should keep this in the family.
He ain't getting off that easy.
414
00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:54,385
Overall it's been a good two weeks.
415
00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:58,313
- What about the nightmares?
- None.
416
00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:05,779
I had a dream where I lit
the big torch at the Olympics.
417
00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:09,116
- What do you think that represented?
- Well...
418
00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:11,990
work has been good.
419
00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:15,121
My sales are way up.
420
00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:17,954
And my performance
has been commended...
421
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:21,211
by Mercedes-Benz USA
with a plaque.
422
00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:26,213
- What's going on with your social life?
- Nothing.
423
00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:30,178
Right now.
424
00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:34,474
But it's okay.
425
00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:42,232
What I'm going to say is a little
delicate, but I think it's important.
426
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:47,233
When you called me last week
to cancel, I heard a man's voice.
427
00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:52,447
My car broke down.
428
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:57,497
It could've been the mechanic.
429
00:35:58,031 --> 00:35:59,749
I see.
430
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:11,632
- I'm offended you put it that way.
- Offended? Why?
431
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:15,803
Well, I don't pay you
to be under your surveillance.
432
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,019
How dare you?
433
00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:24,817
You came to me after attempting
suicide over the breakup with Barry.
434
00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:29,154
I ask you because
you're under my care.
435
00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:32,862
It's unprofessional
to confront me this way.
436
00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:36,115
Suicide is something
I take very seriously.
437
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:40,624
The doctor in the ER said
it was only suicidal ideation.
438
00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:44,874
- Is he trained to give those diagnoses?
- My car broke down.
439
00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:47,122
Fine.
440
00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:52,211
- I'll believe you.
- Thank you.
441
00:36:55,630 --> 00:37:00,010
- To the Crazy Horse, buona fortuna.
- Salute.
442
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:05,061
Club business ain't easy, I tell you.
443
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:09,903
With the Bing, everybody only sees
the glitz and glamour.
444
00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:12,356
Nobody knows what goes into it.
445
00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:15,529
There's a lot to deal with, I know.
446
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:18,578
See, it's one thing to have a bar.
447
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,619
When you're dealing
with performers...
448
00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:27,125
I don't care if it's music, tits,
fire-eaters. It's a whole other game.
449
00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:27,920
(PHONE RINGING)
450
00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:32,376
Ultimately you're relying on them
to get the customers in...
451
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:35,048
and spend money.
452
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:39,141
All right. I'll take it upstairs.
453
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:49,435
- Jackie, how are you?
- All right.
454
00:37:53,563 --> 00:37:56,407
- How you doing?
- Somebody's sitting there.
455
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,955
7 and 7 and whatever my friend wants.
456
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,210
I'm good.
457
00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:11,499
- Just 7 and 7.
- Okay.
458
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:14,292
Congrats on the club.
459
00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:18,217
I admire your progress
since you got your button.
460
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:25,054
I wanted to have a sit down
with you about a friend.
461
00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:27,559
- When did you wanna do this?
- Now.
462
00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:30,142
Now's okay to chat,
not a sit down.
463
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:36,612
This friend was moving X at the club,
and he got thrown out on his ass.
464
00:38:37,065 --> 00:38:38,442
And?
465
00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:45,123
I wanted to ask you, as a favor, to
let him keep a little action going on.
466
00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:51,918
- You get a piece of what he does.
- X is federal territory now.
467
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,710
- I don't want it in my club.
- It would mean a lot to me.
468
00:38:57,252 --> 00:39:01,348
You've got a lot of balls.
Did you hear what I said?
469
00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:03,679
What'd I say?
470
00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:06,894
- No.
- End of chat.
471
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:09,104
Okay, thanks.
472
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:35,086
- It's all taken care of.
- Thanks, man.
473
00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:40,592
You just can't do it in the club. Have
your customers meet you outside.
474
00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:46,222
- Outside where?
- Use your car. Or their car.
475
00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:49,976
Find an alley...
I gotta think it all out for you?
476
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:52,602
That's gonna make things harder.
477
00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:57,904
This all happens for a good reason.
Beyond anything you could know.
478
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:06,364
In time, everything will be revealed.
You'll be back inside. Don't worry.
479
00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:11,293
If that's the way it is,
that's the way it is. I'll see you.
480
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,163
Aren't you forgetting something?
481
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,164
What?
482
00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:20,256
I'm looking out for you here.
I gotta eat too, right?
483
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:24,006
Yeah, sure. I'll take care of you.
484
00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:28,343
- I'll be by every Sunday.
- Cool.
485
00:40:38,645 --> 00:40:41,899
Your father and I
discussed your punishment.
486
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:44,401
You're grounded for a month.
487
00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:47,537
No Nintendo, no DVDs,
no skateboards.
488
00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:50,035
- No computer.
- I use it for school.
489
00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:53,042
- Get the typewriter.
- Dad threw it out.
490
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:57,630
Then use a pen.
It worked for Einstein.
491
00:40:57,830 --> 00:41:01,551
And you're gonna work your ass
off around here.
492
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:04,053
- Okay.
- You got no choice.
493
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:09,552
- Go to the garage and organize it.
- Jackie Jr. did that the other day.
494
00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:13,605
See what I'm saying about him?
495
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:17,605
Take a lesson from Jackie
and get your act together.
496
00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:21,939
Kid's pre-med at Rutgers,
he finds time to help out.
497
00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:25,780
- And you're going to clean the gutters.
- What gutters?
498
00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:27,327
- On the roof.
- Where?
499
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:30,329
- On the edge. They collect water.
- What?
500
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:32,744
- Don't get smart!
- I don't know.
501
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:35,335
The drainpipes for the rain?
502
00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:38,413
Come here.
503
00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:45,716
- Very good. A lady of discerning taste.
- Come on!
504
00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:49,387
- I told you once.
- Jackie said as long as I stay...
505
00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:53,808
- Don't fucking name-drop me!
- We're gonna take a walk.
506
00:41:56,514 --> 00:42:00,064
Well, right arm's still good. No?
507
00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:01,940
You think that's funny?
508
00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:04,568
Sorry.
509
00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:11,697
- Tell me what happened.
- I did like you said. I stayed outside.
510
00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:14,908
You must've disrespected them
or something.
511
00:42:15,408 --> 00:42:17,581
I didn't do fuck!
512
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:21,005
Did you mention
that I sat down with Chris?
513
00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:24,091
They didn't give a shit.
514
00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:26,920
I don't think they like you.
515
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,632
I gotta pee.
516
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:34,560
Can you give me the thing?
517
00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:40,817
Get the nurse to help you.
That's what they get paid for.
518
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,939
Maybe she'll be fine
and give you a cheap thrill.
519
00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:51,661
(PHONE RINGING)
520
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:57,580
Hello? Kelli! Hey, hon!
It's your sister. Yeah.
521
00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,419
Now this is the most crucial part.
522
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:05,797
You put the pasta back in the pot.
You add a little gravy...
523
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,715
And a little butter.
524
00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:10,596
Then...
525
00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:14,138
you put the fire back on...
526
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:19,605
- ...for 45 seconds, stir it up nice.
- 45 seconds?
527
00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:25,104
Yeah. That way the macaroni absorbs
the gravy instead of just coats it.
528
00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:27,697
This is for flavor.
529
00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:31,902
- I need a favor.
- What?
530
00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:36,247
I need a piece. I mean,
I don't need one. But...
531
00:43:36,405 --> 00:43:38,157
you know.
532
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:47,341
- Anything you wanna tell me?
- No.
533
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:51,213
It's just I think it's time I,
you know...
534
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:55,559
- What are you looking to get?
- What do you suggest?
535
00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:58,846
Me, I like to know the motherfucker's
gonna work.
536
00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:02,641
And a .38...
537
00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:08,571
it'll never jam on you.
538
00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:10,656
Plus it's small.
539
00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:14,823
If you want to make a point,
go with something bigger.
540
00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:17,701
It's not for intimidation.
Just in case.
541
00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:21,501
Yeah, I'd go with the .38.
542
00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:26,293
You can have this one.
I got another one under the bed.
543
00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:31,336
How much I owe you for it?
544
00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:35,302
Get out of here.
Your money's no good.
545
00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:38,222
Macaroni's ready!
546
00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:49,270
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
547
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:06,838
I just wanna tell you
that I don't expect anything from you.
548
00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:11,502
Well, kindness. That's it.
549
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,885
Okay.
550
00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:25,315
You really are in love
with yourself, aren't you?
551
00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:29,686
What do you mean?
552
00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:32,189
Conceited?
553
00:45:33,189 --> 00:45:35,567
Self-centered.
554
00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:40,413
"Okay." I mean there's a bunch
of alternates you could've said.
555
00:45:43,032 --> 00:45:46,081
You deprive yourself of nothing.
556
00:45:58,047 --> 00:45:59,390
You think I'm vain?
557
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,679
I think you're wonderful.
558
00:46:25,658 --> 00:46:29,754
And her name is G...
559
00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:50,100
My accounts
are in bad neighborhoods.
560
00:46:50,266 --> 00:46:52,439
I know why you lie.
561
00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:57,736
But you don't have to.
562
00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:03,036
Can I hold it?
563
00:47:17,293 --> 00:47:19,921
It's heavy. Is it loaded?
564
00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:23,099
Nothing more useless
than an unloaded gun.
565
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,890
There you go.
566
00:47:29,889 --> 00:47:31,891
Mr. Waste Management.
567
00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:34,815
Come here.
568
00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:49,455
I mean, we're paying the school,
we're buying a service.
569
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:54,456
If it's their opinion that he
shouldn't get treated too harshly...
570
00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:57,549
You gotta listen
to the experts, right?
571
00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:04,841
What else is going on,
how was the rest of your week?
572
00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:07,760
To be honest? Very good.
573
00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:11,347
- Why is that?
- Well, that's how life is, I guess.
574
00:48:11,514 --> 00:48:15,940
Sometimes good. Sometimes bad.
Things come, things go.
575
00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:23,239
- How is it between you and Carmela?
- She was moody, now she's herself.
576
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,112
Maybe it was coming here.
577
00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:27,830
Possibly.
578
00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:32,452
- Well, you do look happy, I must say.
- Yeah.
579
00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:38,086
- Went to the zoo.
- The zoo?
580
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:46,766
You know, sometimes you gotta get
away, stop and smell the gorilla shit.
581
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:48,593
Good to be in nature.
582
00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:51,645
- And the zoo made you happy.
- Yeah.
583
00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:58,440
I think a lot of it's because of you.
584
00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:01,196
You put a lot of time into me.
585
00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:07,913
- Now it's paying off.
- The progress you make is up to you.
586
00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:11,916
And how honest you are
with yourself and me.
587
00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:14,710
Well, I am improving.
588
00:49:15,369 --> 00:49:19,124
You have to participate
in the suffering of the world.
589
00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:26,305
Your thoughts have
an Eastern flavor to them.
590
00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:29,930
- I lived in Jersey my whole life.
- I mean Eastern...
591
00:49:30,176 --> 00:49:34,977
in terms of Asian,
like Buddhist or Taoist...
592
00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:37,899
Sun Tzu.
593
00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:40,853
I told you about him.
594
00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:45,616
We have to stop now.
595
00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:48,486
All right.
596
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,584
This is the co-pay I owe you
from last month.
597
00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:59,918
Well, you gave me too much.
598
00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:05,049
Well, I gave you a little extra
for the good results this week.
599
00:50:05,461 --> 00:50:07,509
- I can't accept it.
- Give it to charity.
600
00:50:07,630 --> 00:50:08,381
(PHONE RINGING)
601
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:12,056
You better get your phone.
I'll see you next week.
602
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:17,894
- Hello?
- Hi, Mom.
603
00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:20,192
- Hi, Jason.
- How are you?
604
00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:22,986
- I hate all of them.
- Who?
605
00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:26,111
My patients.
Lying to me, full of shit...
606
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:30,619
with no concern for what I do
or the position they put me in.
607
00:50:30,819 --> 00:50:34,039
- I just hate them.
- Fuck them. Quit.
608
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:38,871
Right now that doesn't sound
like a bad idea.
609
00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:42,081
I'm sorry.
610
00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:45,426
- How are you?
- I'm okay.
611
00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:48,672
I need to buy a couple
of expensive books.
612
00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:09,613
Hey, Ton, how's it going?
613
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:20,461
- How you doing?
- All right, let it roll.
614
00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:42,608
I don't want no teammates.
615
00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:45,478
- Tony?
- How you doing? Huh?
616
00:51:45,644 --> 00:51:48,022
- Are you up?
- No.
617
00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:49,485
Take a hit.
618
00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:51,734
Hit me.
619
00:51:52,693 --> 00:51:56,789
- You shouldn't have listened to me.
- I would have hit anyway.
620
00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:59,166
Come here. I wanna talk to you.
621
00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:02,378
- What are you doing here?
- You're here.
622
00:52:02,578 --> 00:52:04,831
- What?
- I was at a bachelor party.
623
00:52:04,997 --> 00:52:08,627
- I got dragged here.
- This is what we talked about.
624
00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:11,508
- Get your money and get out.
- Sorry.
625
00:52:11,712 --> 00:52:14,807
- I don't wanna see you here again.
- You won't.
626
00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:16,842
Smarten up.
627
00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:31,274
Good morning.
628
00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:36,737
- New earrings?
- I treated myself.
629
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:40,537
- They match.
- I almost bought a matching necklace.
630
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:42,667
Some restraint.
631
00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:46,540
- Although Christmas is coming, so...
- Maybe.
632
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:52,967
- Any cannolis left from yesterday?
- Answer that question yourself.
633
00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:57,467
Meadow still here?
634
00:52:57,716 --> 00:53:00,265
Jackie took her to see Aida.
635
00:53:01,053 --> 00:53:04,307
- "I eat her"?
- It's the Elton John musical.
636
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:13,070
I have to say, you were right, Tony.
Jackie Jr. has really surprised me.
637
00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:18,450
He's been a gentleman. He takes
her to the city, he's great with A.J.
638
00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:23,038
So long as she does good in school,
things could be a lot worse.
639
00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:50,520
(MUSIC CUES UP)
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