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I don't know about bringing
your guitar along, dude.
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We don't know most of these people.
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- I'm just saying...
- Dude. Let me explain something.
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Wherever I go, my guitar doth follow.
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When I die I'm taking it with me.
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Where are We going?
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I dunno.
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Well maybe we should stop.
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Maybe.
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Alright, fuck this.
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What time were they meant to be here?
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Knowing you, We're probably
about three hours early.
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Damn it!
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We could have stopped by the store
and got a torch.
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Got these spare batteries.
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- HEY! What are you doing?
- AHAAAA!
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Behold the hypocrisy.
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That cameras Worth about seven of my guitar
so now Who's taking a risk?
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Yeah Well I take my "doth" camera
Wherever I "doth" go as Well.
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Besides, I Want to test out my new flash.
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It's a ZOOGN. Do you know what that means?
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Yeah! It flashes.
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Yeah, it flashes.
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I could flash E.T.'s home planet
with this baby.
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\/Vell that's if he even
still lives there, l mean...
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After all this time he's probably moved out
and got his own planet.
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"I'll be right here, Warren."
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"Ouch. Ouch!"
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Great film.
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DYARRR! LUC! \/Vhat are you doing?!
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Hi to you too, Warren.
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- Gus.
- Luc.
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Warren?
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Gus?
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Hey Warren, guess what I packed.
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Better be fucking Kleenex and cotton balls.
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No, I packed the Poker set.
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AVVRR, YOU COULD HAVE BROKEN IT!
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I don't think there's gonna be time
for playing poker, Luc.
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What do you mean?
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\/Vhat Gus means is that it's a retreat, Luc.
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It's all about spiritual isolation.
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Getting away from civilisation
and embracing nature.
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And that's why you're bringing your SLR,
is it Warren?
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And a flash. ZOOGN.
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200, really?
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Big fan of the 200.
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Vast improvement over the 100GN.
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Some would say double.
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Yeah? You just better pray it still Works.
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I see a few people over there. Come on.
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What the hell's in this thing, Jock?
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Did you pack your dumbbells or something?
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Krys, I thinkl can go a couple of days
Without my Weights.
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\/Ve're going camping. I'll just bench tree logs.
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Well can you go the next ten feet
carrying your own tricking bagf?
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I think I've thrown my back out.
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- Thar she blows.
- Is that our bus?
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- Yep. That's our bus.
- I hate buses. - All right.
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Come on Bam-Bam.
I hate seeing you angry.
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You don't look as pretty.
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You thinkl'm pretty?
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Um. Yeah.
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You're... [mutters something]
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Come here!
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I'm gonna be sick.
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- I-lAI\II\IAl-I!
- Morning Krystal...
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Don't touch the skin.
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No obviously I Wasn't talking to you.
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You know Krystal.
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My little ex-friend that I re-friended.
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That's right. The newjob.
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Yes. She brought the primate.
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HiJocK
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What the fuck'?!
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You've got other shoes, right?
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No, Jock. I only own one pair of shoes.
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You picked it. I'm actually a man.
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You're not gonna believe what that
douche-fuckjust said to me...
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I-lannah's my friend!
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She was Wearing inappropriate footwear.
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\/Vhat was I supposed to do,
just pretend like she isn't?
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Is that what We'\/e come to?
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Come on you lot.
All aboard the Sticksville Express.
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That's us. Get my bag.
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That means you.
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Was that a grabber toy
with a crocodile head?
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Naturally.
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Well this should be an interesting weekend.
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Everybody, can I have your attention please?
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Welcome to the annual Baron & Sons
Work retreat induction.
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As the 11 of you will be spending the
rest of your lives Working nine hour days
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in a poorly-ventilated showroom
filled with toxic chemicals,
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Baron & Sons has seen it fit
to compensate you with one Weekend
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of solid outdoor entertainment!
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My name is Patrick.
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I'll be your coordinator, your best friend
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and your qualified first aid officer
for the next 48 hours,
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during which time We will all get to know
everything there is to know
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about Y-O-U.
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Yoghurts Of the Ukraine.
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Lionel Baron loves yoghurt.
But he pronounces it "yogg-ert",
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which is incorrect.
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Hey Watch it, Pat. That's my old man
you're talking about.
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I'm sorry how rude of me.
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This of course is the
instantly-forgettable Rupert Baron.
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Lionel Baron's son.
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Who will also be collecting us
on Monday morning.
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His apple never left the tree, so
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if there's only one arse you kiss today,
make it Rupert's.
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\/\/ill that make us Team Leader?
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That'll make you Tinea Leader.
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Just a health note:
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Baron & Sons does not recommend
placing your face near anyone's arse.
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Particularly Rupert's.
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I Want my office back.
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Hey. V\/hats this Team Leader thing
that e\/eryone's talking about?
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Well thats the whole point of this retreat.
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To find out Who's most qualified
out of all of us
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to be in charge of the Whole group.
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We don't know that. it's probably just a getting-to
know-you thing.
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Exactly!
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Getting to know us so they know
who should be Team Leader.
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Shup!
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Team Leader's good?
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Yeah! Team Leader's good.
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Hmmm. Leaderage, eh?
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Nup.
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Oh my god. Check out
Wednesday Addams over there.
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[Hums "Addams Family" Theme]
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My name is Madison.
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Oh. Pardon me.
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So, exactly whose funeral
did you come from, Madison?
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Who says I've already been?
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In that case, I hope it's your own.
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Hi there.
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I-Ii.
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I'm Dimitri.
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Jock.
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Ooh.
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That's a strong handshake
you've got there, Jock.
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Yeah. Got a grip-rating of 20 psi.
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Pounds per square inch.
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You can pound my square inch anytime.
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I-Iuh?
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It's exciting, don't you think?
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It's lovely being in nature.
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Yeah. it's a... blast.
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Funny story, actually. I Was--
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Look Dimaggio,
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are you Waiting to use
this tree or something?
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Oh no no no, you go right ahead.
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I'll keep Watch.
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Well... I could really use
some space rig ht now
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Like... Piss off, is what I'm saying.
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Oh. Sure... I'll, um...
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\Ne'll talk later.
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You play guitar too?
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No.
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But you brought a guitar.
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No.
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So What's in the guitar case?
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Aviolin.
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Are you a drug addict?
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I don't do drugs.
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I'm Gus.
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Andre.
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I knew an Andre once.
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He was a drug addict.
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I'm not a drug addict.
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I never said you Were, Andrugs-- Andre!
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What the hell is that?
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You could fry and egg on that thing.
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This is the ZOOGN.
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You're now looking ata
professional photographer.
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You have the lens cap on.
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I'm not taking a photo,
I'm adjusting the settings.
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You might Want to set
the lens cap to "off".
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When I'm ready to take a photo,
I'll set the lens cap to off.
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Lucy and Warren!
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Can you get Dickman off the bus, please?
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"Dickman"?
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Mind the legs, ya fucking retards.
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Just because I don't feel anything
down there
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doesn't mean I Won't come to
your room and night
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and kill you if I find a bruise.
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Have you always been paralysed
below the waist?
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Nah, they just Went to sleep
on the ride over.
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And it's mid-thigh, you insensitive shit.
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I'm still more a man than you'll ever be.
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Though I couldn't claim that advantage
over your dyke friend here.
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Say What?!!
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I've got it from here.
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What the hell is his problem?
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- I thought that was obvious.
- DYKE!
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It's like ne's making a conscious
effortto live up to his name.
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Maybe he's socially-paralysed as Well.
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If he Wasn't in a Wheelchair
I'd paralyse his fucking face.
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Just forget it.
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Alright, is this everyone?
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Hey, who'e that over there?
HEY COME ON - LET'S GO!
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Alright, We're gonna, uh,
get straight into the activities...
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But first there's something I need
each of you to do, sometime before tonight
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and that is to get out you notepads,
which I'm about to give you.
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Write down one creative suggestion
for the company.
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Anything that you think can
improve the Workplace and then
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I'll get you to put them in this box.
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So don't put your name on it-
keep it anonymous,
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because We're gonna open it at dinner
and We're gonna discuss them.
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So, do it in your own time...
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But make sure you do it.
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Sorry I'm late!
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Oh, OK. Everyone, this is Emily.
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She'sjust driven up from Melbourne
so she Wasn't able to meet us in the city.
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FUCKIVIEIIII
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Uh... I Was, um... uh...
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Bitten. By a, uh...
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Parakeet!
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Swooped me and just got my ear.
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Really hurt.
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- My ear.
- Oh and that's another thing.
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You've got to look out for the parakeets.
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They're really ferocious this time of year
because it's their breeding season.
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They'\/e got a bite rating of
25 psi, so remember,
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keep your heads down.
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Alright, Why don't I fill Emily in
on What's been happening, and, un
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While you guys go and get
yourselves settled in the cabins?
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Just pick a room, dump your bags
and come back out, because...
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We're gonna... have...
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Some fun.
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\/Vhoopee.
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Stopjiggling me, you he-she.
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I'm not a fucking rattle.
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Didn't hear him say go.
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You each get a compass and a map.
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But Whatever you do, do not lose your compass
or you Won't be able to find your markers.
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Oops.
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HELP!
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HELP!
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COOO-EEE!
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Damn it...! Fuck...! Son of a-
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DICKIVIAAAAAAAAAAANI
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Remember, this is completely private.
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It can be anyone in your life,
living or dead, but my advice would be
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to take this opportunity to say something
you couldn't normally say
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or get a chance to say, perhaps.
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Think about it, take your time,
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and when you're finished Writing your letter,
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sign your name at the bottom of it,
and then hide it away because tomorrow night
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We're gonna have a ceremony Where
We're gonna burn the letters and in doing so...
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We're gonna cleanse ourselves
of our regrets.
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Emily l never believed in love
at first sight...
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Until/ saw you.
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Your hottage is so high
you could provide sextricity
255
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,605
to the majority of the western suburbs.
256
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,002
Oh that's the money
257
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,689
Dfokman, before this weekend is out
I am going to fuck you up.
258
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,010
You better grow eyes in the back
of your head you handicapped piece of shit
259
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,608
'cause i am going to handi-cap your
motherfucking brains out!
260
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,842
Jock
261
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,248
we both know what you really are.
262
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,530
Don 't ever be ashamed.
263
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,886
There is a killer in the jungle of my mind
264
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:50,846
He swings from limb to limb
and vine to vine
265
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:55,011
He makes his Weapons out of
ferns and tree bark
266
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:59,091
He's like a morally-corrupted Ewok
267
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:03,080
He is a mental jungle killer
268
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:07,200
He is a homicidal dream gorilla
269
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:11,320
He makes that Tarzan look like
Queen Priscilla
270
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:15,002
He is a mental jungle killer!
271
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,169
Alright, thanks Gus.
272
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,411
- Yeah.
- There's more.
273
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:21,682
Nice, dude.
274
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,605
Very evocative.
275
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:27,050
I've heard music emanating
from diseased rectums
276
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,965
more appealing than that
god-awful shit.
277
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:35,245
And on that note, let's bust out
these killer suggestions.
278
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,164
Smoking should be allowed in-store.
279
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,084
So you can take drugs at Work?
280
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:51,204
I didn't write that. I don't take drugs.
281
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,284
And I don't foresee Lionel Baron
every implementing this,
282
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,001
especially considering the products
that We sell.
283
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,011
Now let's move on.
284
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,925
Workers should be allowed to choose between
separate morning tea and lunch breaks
285
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,965
or an extended break
that combines the two.
286
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,603
Thats actually a pretty good idea.
287
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,442
Yeah, that was mine.
288
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,409
- No, it was mine!
- It was mine, I tells ya!
289
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,404
- No, it was mine! - It Wasn't yours, you twat.
- It was mine! - No, I Wrote that one.
290
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,770
- I Wrote it, and I put it in the box.
- [RANDOM SI-IOUTING] - It doesn't matter Whose idea it Was,
291
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,282
as long as it Works.
292
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,286
No more shouting!
293
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,122
OK...
294
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,206
This time it sort of does matter...
295
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:10,282
Who Wrote it.
296
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,806
What does it say?
297
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,286
I am going to kill
each and every one of you
298
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,569
very creatively.
299
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,161
Who Wrote this?
300
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,049
What? Because of the song?
301
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,204
No no no - I Wrote that song
six months ago.
302
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,244
I didn't- I didn't write that.
303
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,487
I'm a pathifist.
304
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:39,927
Pacifist.
305
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,730
A psycho-pathifist.
306
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,321
I swear I didn't write it.
Emily, you believe me.
307
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,766
- What?
- Alright, listen.
308
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,844
It's obvious it's just a really
bad taste joke.
309
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,809
And I'm sure that Gus
or Whoever Wrote it--
310
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,527
- It wasn't me, damn it!
- Fine, it wasn't Gus.
311
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:59,726
Look, Why don't We all just go inside
and unpack, and We'll, uh...
312
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,523
\/Ve'll finish this off tomorrow night,
I... I think.
313
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,048
What in God's name was that?
314
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,324
I don't know. it's probably
just a... Wild dog.
315
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,969
Maybe it's a parakeet.
316
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,730
That's not a dog.
317
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,766
Maybe... it's a parakeet.
318
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,280
You guys go. I'll...
I'll meet you up there.
319
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,009
I Wasn't staring at her, Bam-Bam.
320
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,965
I don't know Where you're getting
this crazy notion from.
321
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,605
Jock! I saw you!
322
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,605
Your tongue was practically
hanging out of your mouth!
323
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,083
I was dehydrated, babe.
Come on, you gotta simmer down.
324
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,209
You know what I said about
when you get angry.
325
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:01,487
It's not a good look for you.
326
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,523
It's your fault I'm angry!
327
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:04,488
Shhh!
328
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,082
What will Emily think
if she hears us arguing?
329
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,881
OH MY GOD!
You're thinking about her right now!
330
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,645
Because you brought her up!
331
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,446
I did?
332
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,161
You're imagining things, Bam-Bam.
333
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:19,882
I am?
334
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,322
Sure. You're a girl.
335
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,687
It happens.
336
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,009
OK!
337
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:30,202
Listen. I Want you to go to
the shower and get naked.
338
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:34,440
And I'll be there in five minutes,
after I finish my protein shake.
339
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,842
Well... why don't we go together?
340
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,844
- I can Wai--
- No, listen.
341
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,487
You go in there and close your eyes.
342
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,371
Then I'll join you, with my eyes closed.
343
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,809
\/Ve'll both keep our eyes closed
the Whole time.
344
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:52,409
It'll be like making love if it was
raining really heavily
345
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,690
and you were blind
and you couldn't sit down.
346
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:59,728
OK, I'll go now
But don't be too long.
347
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,402
I already am too long.
348
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:16,723
Yeah.
349
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,207
That's the shit.
350
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,722
Sorry!
351
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,089
Jock loves me!!
352
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,127
Jock and Krystal having blind
shower sex...
353
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:29,967
Singing doo-a-diddy-diddy-
dum-diddy-doo, \/VHOO!
354
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:30,719
Pair o' Kings, I'm afraid.
355
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,529
Pair o' Kings, I'm afraid.
356
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,524
They call that a diarchy.
357
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,964
Well, uh, that'e pretty good, Warren.
358
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,363
Almost as good as my cranberry deuce.
359
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,325
FUCK be a lady!
360
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,284
Does this mean anything?
361
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,201
Never in my life.
362
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,124
Uh, that means you win, Hannah.
363
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,045
Really? Awesome.
364
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,044
Chip me. Let's go again.
365
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,281
I think I'm gonna shuffle a little
longer this time.
366
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,648
I-Iave you heard of Vlad the Impaler?
367
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:03,883
Who?
368
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,764
Vlad, the Impaler.
369
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,244
Vlad the Impaler. Is he a Wrestler?
370
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,804
He was a prince in 15th century \/Vallachia.
371
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:20,728
He liked to execute his enemies
by skewering them on long poles.
372
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,044
They say he slaughtered tens of
thousands that Way.
373
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,285
Built forests of them.
374
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,083
When the Turks finally captured him,
the Ottoman Sultan out off his head,
375
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,609
sent it to Istanbul and stuck it on a pike
for the Whole Empire to see.
376
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,129
I take it they Weren't friends.
377
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,087
Thanks for the history lesson, Madison.
378
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:45,160
When I die, I hope to be Worthy
of such a death.
379
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,409
Yeah, me too. Luc,
380
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,529
Want to be a human marshmallow
in Istanbul?
381
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:50,801
Sign me up.
382
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,044
Honey, if I dressed like that
I wouldn't care howl died,
383
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,528
as long as it happened soon
and they burned the remains.
384
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,807
Vlad the Impaler understands me.
385
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,127
OK...
386
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,885
Tell him I said "hi"!
387
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:15,166
Does anyone not think that Madison
is the author of that lame-arse death threat?
388
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,203
Don't you think it seems
a little obvious?
389
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,607
It's not an Agatha Christie novel.
Who cares?
390
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:20,762
Yeah. You're right.
391
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,401
One of us threatens to murder us all.
No biggie.
392
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:27,087
Come on - it was just someone's
lame joke that backfired. That's all.
393
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,761
VVasn't you?
394
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:30,282
No.
395
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,449
\/Vell, it Wasn't me either.
396
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,645
I'm gonna get some sashimi and see
if I can get a friggin' signal on this phone.
397
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,531
So annoying. Tnere's literally, like,
a hundred people l have to call
398
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,331
to let them know that I can't ring them
until Monday.
399
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,561
You know, if it was you, you could tell me.
400
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,602
Warren.
401
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,045
Fine, it Wasn't you.
402
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,965
It was you, Wasn't it?
403
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,809
Emily...
404
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,642
Without you I'm so empty
405
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,603
You're like an emery board
406
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,964
Exfoliating the memories
407
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,570
Of less attractive girls
408
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,683
Of less attractive girls
409
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,047
Oh baby
410
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:55,731
Every girl...
411
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,443
I have ever met...
412
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,642
Is uglier than you.
413
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,002
Hello?
414
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,203
Emily...
415
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,487
\/Von't you please make out with me?
416
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,690
Is anyone there?
417
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,928
Warren, if you are screwing with me
I swear to Hendrix...
418
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,685
Thank God!
419
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,169
Thank God for that too.
420
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,528
Are you OK?
421
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,247
Oh sorry!
422
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,324
I thought you were someone else.
423
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,530
What are you doing here?
424
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,969
I heard you yelling from my room.
425
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,050
Did you have a bad dream?
426
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,291
Two, actually.
427
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,563
A... jungle killer came to my room
and... killed me.
428
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,404
Like in your song?
429
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,362
Kinda.
430
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,606
I really liked that song by the Way.
431
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,167
-You did?
-Mm-hmm
432
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,611
But... Dickman said it was rectal.
433
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,004
Don't listen to Diokman. He's a dick.
434
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,602
Yeah! Uh...
435
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,804
The acoustics out there are terrible anyway,
436
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,362
plus it was missing the violin accompaniment
and the Woodwinds, not to mention my sol--
437
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,123
...lo.
438
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,522
Gus. Shut up. Hmm?
439
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,159
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
440
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:20,570
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
441
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,331
Yeah, Emily. That's right.
442
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,244
I'm all man.
443
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,561
Oh? What about Krystal?
444
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,284
Athreesome? Oh really?
445
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,606
Well, if you insist.
446
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,810
Finally. Where have you been?
447
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,481
I'm horny like triceratops.
448
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,851
Come on. What are you waiting for?
449
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,441
I'm not getting any sexier.
450
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,322
What the?
451
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,242
Jock!
452
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,404
Tell me you're not Wearing
that gimp suit again.
453
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,411
I told you I'm not into that freaky shit.
454
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:43,967
Jock?
455
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,162
(Fuck!)
456
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,246
Raise fitty.
457
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,489
You can take your camera off.
458
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,361
Nuh-uh. Camera never leaves my neck.
459
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,405
You can take your top off.
460
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,769
OH! Oh Warren!
461
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,160
I'm not a dyke.
462
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:05,962
\/Vhat?
463
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,486
What Dickman said when we
took him off the bus.
464
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,644
I'm not, I like... I like men.
465
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,049
Luc, I know you're not a d--
466
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,245
I know you like m--
467
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,129
Since when do you care what
anyone else thinks?
468
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,289
Especially an arsehole like Dickmanl
469
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,404
I don't, I was just thinking about...
470
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,690
How I've known you and Gus
for 11 years, and...
471
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:33,564
Neither of you have ever even considered...
472
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,562
Officially asking me out.
473
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,411
Gus likes men.
474
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,641
OK. Well what about you then?
475
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,246
You like animals or something?
476
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,961
No. I like chicks.
477
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,881
It's just that I've always,
478
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,361
I don't know, thought of you as a sister.
479
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,931
I mean that in a good Way.
480
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,562
Because I love my sister.
UH-- Not like that" but, like, yeah.
481
00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,686
Gee, thanks.
482
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:02,562
Hold up.
483
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,082
Are you saying you Want to
take a ride on the Warren \/Vagon?
484
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,965
- Yee-ha.
- You'll never know.
485
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,202
Show 'em.
486
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,206
I've got a pair.
487
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,291
So you claim.
488
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:16,681
Straight.
489
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,886
So you claim.
490
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,209
Fuck you and your fucking Wagon.
491
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,489
Going outside to take drugs?
492
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:33,609
I'm going outside to play music.
493
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:34,922
On your violin.
494
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,322
That's right.
495
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,128
Whoa!
496
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,249
You going to the bathroom, mate?
497
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,087
Uh... yeah.
498
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,085
Just give me ten minutes to sort
things out with the old lady.
499
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,405
The old Ia--? Oh - you mean... Krystal.
500
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:58,801
Uh... OK.
501
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,208
Thanks, Gary.
502
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,202
SI-IIT!
503
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,326
Why is there a frickin' nail
in the middle of the floor???
504
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:11,443
Shit!
505
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,848
That is really dangerous.
506
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,130
Someone should Warn Emily.
507
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,368
I-leeeere's Jocky!
508
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:30,089
I'm not looking, Bam-Bam.
You better not be looking either.
509
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,203
I-Iuh?
510
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,361
Someone's been splashing around.
511
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,608
And they're gonna be punished for it.
512
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,089
Here comes the bull shark.
513
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:08,971
I hope you're ready for some tongue-f...
514
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,204
Fresh from the mojo dojo.
515
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,044
Mmmm. Tastes like strawberries.
516
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,361
Slightly metallic strawberries.
517
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,007
Come on, Bam-Bam. I'm doing
all the Work here.
518
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,369
SHES DEAD!!!
519
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,122
- SHE'S DEAD!!!
- HOLY SHITE!!
520
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,042
- Evvwvv!
- What the hell did you do to her?
521
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,850
I didn't do anything to her!
522
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,971
I came in here and found her like this.
523
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,084
Oh my god!
524
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,209
Jock, you're... you're bleeding.
525
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,561
It's her blood.
526
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,004
It must have been from the tongue-f...
527
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:27,368
Oh.
528
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,370
- NASTAGE!
- Krystal! Oh my god!
529
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,325
Jock, what the hell did you
do to her?
530
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:44,128
I didn't do anything her, god-dammit!
Someone got to ner before me.
531
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,283
You mean you were going to do this
to her but someone beat you to it?
532
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,484
NO! I came in here and found her like this!
533
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:51,245
Someone killed her!
534
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,408
Who?
535
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:53,966
I don't know!
536
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,569
Is her arm supposed to be bent like that?
537
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:57,523
No.
538
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,690
It should also be attached to something.
539
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,530
One of her tits is missing.
540
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,447
You're standing on it.
541
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,366
OI-I, SI-IIT!
542
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:07,925
Guess they were real.
543
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,242
Trust me to step on the severed boob!
544
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,608
Hey man, tit happens!
545
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,921
Are you OK?
546
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:20,842
Yeah.
547
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,362
So am I.
548
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,450
It's like We're almost the same person.
549
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:27,564
WOULD SOMEONE CALL THE FUCKING
POLICE, ALREADY?!
550
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:28,722
I can't get through!
551
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,042
There's no reception up here.
Can anyone else get a signal?
552
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,887
- No. - No. - No. - No. - Nup. - No.
553
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,282
Oh Wait!
554
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,246
Oh no. That's just the volume. Sorry.
555
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,844
I'm gonna go find Patrick.
556
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,969
Uh... I'm gonna go find Patrick.
557
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,368
Emily...!
558
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,365
Warren, take a picture.
559
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,002
Geez, Luc! Inappropriate.
560
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,925
For evidence!
561
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,127
Oh, right. That's actually a good idea.
562
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:57,920
Bam-Bam.
563
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,331
Oh God!
564
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,885
My little... Bam... Bam...
565
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,129
Light's not very good. Might have to
adjust the shutter speed.
566
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,567
Could increase the ISO, but then you gotta
Worry about grain, and--
567
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,047
\/Varren, this isn't for the Pulitzer!
Does it really matter?
568
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:19,411
I'll give you one last kiss, on your perfect,
perfume-counter-girl face.
569
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,131
I feel sick!
570
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:25,529
Ditto.
571
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,406
Jock, if you're gonna be in the photo
could you at least put some pants on?
572
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,206
Hey! Let the man grieve.
573
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,202
Fuck it.
574
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,564
L\/lake sure you get the spleen.
575
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,763
Can I... get a copy of that last one?
576
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,801
Yeah. I'll post it on my blog.
577
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,649
What is that stuff? Is that part of her?
578
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,201
Liver and lungs.
579
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,125
It's nothing like they draw it in those
Human Body books.
580
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,964
It's all pretty much the same colour.
581
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,046
I've seen Worse.
582
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,762
Worse? I'm sorry, there is no way that
that could get any more nasty.
583
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,929
-AVVVVVVVVH!!
-That is fucked up!
584
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,403
I-Iannah, there's a toilet right there.
585
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:11,522
Hannah, you OK?
586
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,162
Oh, come on!
587
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,569
I'm a sympathetic vomiter! Stop!
588
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,290
- Do you Wanna... Do you Wanna...
-This shit is fucked up.
589
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,807
Hannah!
590
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:27,801
There's your colour.
591
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:29,882
I'll be Write back.
592
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:33,886
Fuck is going on?
593
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,844
- Krystal's dead.
- Bummer.
594
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,282
The World has lost another cheerleader.
595
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,649
Anyway. I gotta do a shit.
596
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,565
Did you hear what she just said???
Someone died, Dickman!
597
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,644
Someone else'll die if you're still here
when the dump tanks open.
598
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,003
I'm about to break the Wind barrier.
599
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,242
I'm out of here.
600
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,245
Come on, Jock. Let's find you some clothes.
601
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,764
Up We go, sausage.
602
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,920
Shit, Warren! You could have at least
cleaned up the floor a bit.
603
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,329
And Whose breast is this?
604
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,363
Whoa.
605
00:44:58,480 --> 00:44:59,402
Dude.
606
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,128
Hey, Jock. Found some shorts in your stuff.
607
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,046
You might... Wanna... just...
608
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,287
You really made a mess of yourself,
didn't you?
609
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,402
Don't Worry.
610
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,050
I can get this right off.
611
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,365
- Warren, what are you doing?!
- NOTHING!
612
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,809
Where have you been? \/Vhere's I-Iannah?
613
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,562
She's outside, throwing up.
614
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,404
Didn't she already throw up?
615
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,042
Yeah, but that was spontaneous.
This is just her regular throwing up.
616
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,964
Get her back inside. V\/here's Andre?
617
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,045
He Went outside to take drugs.
618
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,169
Aren't you meant you to be looking
for Patrick?
619
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,322
I am. Is he in here?
620
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,045
No, he's not in here!
621
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:49,769
Crap.
622
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,529
\/Vouldn't go in there for a While.
623
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:03,087
SI-IIT! I knew this would happen.
624
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,526
Does anyone have a torch?
625
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,764
I don't know. Do you keep one in your vagina?
626
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,842
OK... On the East coast,
so the ocean's that Way..
627
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,770
No, that Way. No...
628
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,369
The sun. The sun sets in the West,
which is... the right side of the cabin.
629
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,011
I ran out the front, which is...
630
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,449
South. No, east.
631
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,202
South-east.
632
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:15,163
SI-IIT!
633
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,603
What the fuck...
634
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,050
I don't believe this. Where the hell is everybody?
635
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,209
Madison was here a second ago.
636
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,291
She loved me.
637
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:19,482
Who, Madison?
638
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:21,282
Krystal.
639
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,967
Sure, she could be a real bitch sometimes.
640
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:28,288
And she Wouldn't let me see other Women.
641
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,089
But she loved me, Warren.
642
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:36,805
There's only been about... thirty-two girls
that l could say that about.
643
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,845
And half a dozen guys.
644
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,411
She will be missed.
645
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:47,202
You think the killer could be one of us?
646
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,650
Someone Wrote that message.
647
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,809
We checked the whole cabin. Patrick's gone.
648
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,049
Wait a minute. Did I check in this room?
649
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,249
Yes. I-le's not in here.
650
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:00,442
Then he's gone.
651
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,369
We can't find Patrick.
652
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,649
Madison, did you see him?
653
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:12,440
I checked everywhere I'd choose to
conceal a body. Didn't see him.
654
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,370
He must still be outside.
655
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:17,842
Oh hey, Warren.
656
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,764
-VV!-IAT THE'?!!
- Oh! SHIT!!
657
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,001
- Oh, my torch.
- I'm sorry
658
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:22,730
What the hell are you doing?
659
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,451
I was chucking you my torch.
660
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:25,602
I've already got a torch.
661
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:29,084
Oh. Sorry man. Sorry everybody.
662
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:30,602
Oh crap.
663
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,643
Oh, that's OK. \/\/e just have to remember
to Wear shoes in here from now on
664
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,321
'cause there's a lot of broken glass
on the floor now
665
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,280
Have we uncovered the assassination
plot yet?
666
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,768
- What was that smashing noise?
- Nothing.
667
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,369
What are you doing? Don't open that!
668
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,009
What, you think a moth's gonna fly in?
669
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,450
Open the door, let me in!
670
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,402
Wait.
671
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,805
What if she's the killer?
672
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,601
She's not a killer. She's my friend.
673
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,730
And I think she's gonna get with me too.
674
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,444
Well yippee-ki-yay, Les-boy.
675
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,524
So What? She's not our bitch.
You could both be the killer.
676
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,285
Fuck you. I'm opening it.
677
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:19,290
What the hell took you so long?
678
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,568
We were just debating the possibility
of you being a murderer.
679
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,290
Just lock the door, alright?
680
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,530
What the fuck happened, Lucy?
681
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:30,165
Andre's dead.
682
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:33,482
Come again?
683
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,880
I found him up against a tree with a
bong stuck through his head.
684
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:38,002
Sheisse Miinelli!
685
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,681
Every high has its low
686
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,684
You found him with the bong
through his head
687
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,685
or you found him then put the bong
through his head?
688
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:50,000
Maybe the bong found him and failed
to negotiate its Way around his head.
689
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,931
I didn't touch him. He was dead
before I even left the cabin.
690
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:53,922
Says you.
691
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,323
What was he doing with a bong?
I thought he went outside to play the violin.
692
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,604
Well if that'e true, then he got
seriously sidetracked.
693
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,604
Obviously he was a drug addict.
694
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,889
Really?
- Look, I couldn't... I couldn't see Hannah.
695
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:08,050
- She must have run off.
- Wait a minute. Are you sure he was dead?
696
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,009
Am I sure he was dead?
697
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,607
He has a glass pipe sticking
through his brain, Gus.
698
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,524
I'm pretty sure he's dead.
699
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,963
Well, yeah... They said the exact
same thing about Jesus.
700
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,402
That he had a glass pipe through his brain?
701
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,928
No! That he was dead, and then it
turned out he Wasn't.
702
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,004
Well, unfortunately Andre isn't the
Son of God.
703
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,409
If he resurrects in three days' time,
I'll take it all back.
704
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,127
But for now I think it's safe to assume
I-lE'S DEAD.
705
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,484
Man. VVhat's with all the killage?
706
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,810
That's two people dead!
707
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:42,890
The beefcake's on the ball.
708
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,567
Someone blow my brains out.
\Ne'll see if he can count to three.
709
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,086
Someone dropped a torch.
710
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:49,600
- Just leave it.
-Alright, alright.
711
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,525
Whoever put that death note
in the suggestion box,
712
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,604
- I think you should step forward right now
- Get real, Captain Planet.
713
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,201
Whoever Wrote that thing is getting
hard off killing people
714
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:02,565
and they're not gonna spill their guts
to a tech-deco i-Prone pissant like you.
715
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,081
Yeah? And how would you know?
716
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,250
Because I have a brain that's
bigger than my dick, Mongo.
717
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,809
- Put some fucking pants on.
- Hey! Leave him alone.
718
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,128
- Shut up, Fagness.
- This isn't helping.
719
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,890
What, you got something to say, Cinderella?
720
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,481
I-low 'bout you get down on your knees
and talk into my crotch?
721
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:20,609
Hey! You can't speak to Emily like that!
722
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,610
What are you gonna do about it, gui-tard?
723
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,930
"Gui-tard"? What are you-- Oh. I... I get it.
724
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,089
That's actually quite sharp.
725
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:33,320
Wait! I think I know how to
flush out the killer.
726
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:39,210
OK. Without hesitating, tell me exactly
what you're creative suggestion Was...
727
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:40,248
- Emily!
- What?
728
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,402
- Hesitating. I-Iesitating.
- I...
729
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:42,289
- Look, this isn't...
- Ah!
730
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,089
- Come on, you...
-AI-I!
731
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,048
- Stop it!
- AHAAAA!
732
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,089
You Want to know what my suggestion Was?
733
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,529
I suggested combining the meal breaks.
The second one he read out.
734
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,049
Which I'm sure comes as quite a shock
considering I'm probably the only one
735
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,965
who didn't lay claim to it.
That was my suggestion.
736
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,686
Yeah, sure. Now you've had time to
think about it, killer!
737
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,048
Dude, Emily's not a killer.
738
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,524
What the hell do you know?
You don't know anything about her.
739
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,524
She could be a man for all you know
740
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:15,451
It is Worth the risk.
741
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:17,970
What was your suggestion?
742
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,647
I suggested changing the
name of the company.
743
00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:22,366
Changing it to What?
744
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,042
Goodman and Sons.
745
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,331
"Goodman and Sons"? WHO THE FUCK
IS GOODMAN?
746
00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:31,371
I don't know Doesn't that sound
a lot nicer than Baron?
747
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,286
But Baron's the guy's name.
You can't change the owner's name!
748
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,050
OK, so it was a dumb suggestion.
749
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,886
G-- Why Goodman and Sons?
lT'S HIS SONS!!
750
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,089
Fuck a duck! Who cares?!
751
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:42,850
What does any of this matter?
752
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,447
The killer's out there. \/\/e need to
start barricading!
753
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:48,081
No. The killer's in here.
754
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,209
Look, you guys can argue all you Want.
755
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:53,007
- I'm gonna go lock all the Windows.
- No!
756
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,282
NO!!!
757
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,609
Look, forget about the damn suggestions.
758
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,400
This is what We're gonna do.
759
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,851
\/Ve're gonna stay like this. In a group.
760
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,004
Until morning or until Patrick gets back.
761
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,364
No one falls asleep and no one
goes off on their own.
762
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,930
If we stay like this, and stick together,
we will survive.
763
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:17,642
Agreed?
764
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:30,287
OK.
765
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,450
Now We're getting somewhere!
766
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,850
- Well fuokadeedooda.
- Nobody move!
767
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,969
- You run off, you die.
- V\/arren's the killer!
768
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:38,922
I knew it!
769
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,570
God fucking damn it!
770
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,121
God-dammit.
771
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,967
Perfect! You fucking idiots!
772
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:11,602
Who is that?
773
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:14,887
Who is that?
774
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:19,401
Not cool.
775
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,962
No. No, no, no, don't you dare!
776
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,242
Wait a minute.
777
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,205
Always be prepared.
778
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,528
Oh, thank God. it's you!
779
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,009
You scared the shit out of me!
780
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,049
Why are you Wearing gloves?
781
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,082
I fold.
782
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,204
Did you hear that?
783
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,288
Yeah.
784
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:51,968
Sounded like someone spilling a bucket
of corn syrup or something.
785
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,847
I don't think Patrick is coming back.
786
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,161
Maybe he already is.
787
00:57:58,720 --> 00:57:59,960
What do you mean?
788
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,162
Think about it.
789
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:05,002
Patrick disappears, people start getting killed.
790
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:08,170
Put two and two together,
what do you get?
791
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,329
You think Patrick's the killer.
792
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:14,362
Holy shit!
793
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:16,686
Patricks the killer!
794
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,282
It all fits!
795
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,360
What point were you making?
796
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,529
I wasn't making a point, I was just riffing.
797
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:27,521
Why would Patrick want to kill Krystal
and Andre? And possibly Hannah?
798
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:32,727
I don't know Maybe he just got sick of this
retreat shit and decided to snap.
799
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:34,762
Either that...
800
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,207
Or he's been killed too.
801
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,006
I don't think so.
802
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:45,080
Someone out the power. And you can't
out it from the living room.
803
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,130
I think it's Patrick.
804
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:48,930
Could just be a blackout.
805
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:51,169
Shut up, Jock. No one's talking to you.
806
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:55,404
- Whoa! VVhat'e the matter?
- Where the fuck did you come from?
807
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:57,369
- I was here the Whole time.
- You What?
808
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,444
- Jock, what the hell is Wrong with you??
-Jesus I-l.!
809
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,569
From now on can We please make
our presence known to people
810
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,689
before We're standing two feet
away from them!
811
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,646
Geez, dude. Keep your shirt on.
812
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:12,401
OK. So there's three of us now
813
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,242
- V\/hat's the plan?
- I don't know
814
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,960
I reckon if We stay here 'til morning
We're gonna end up dead.
815
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:21,483
OK, fine. We take my car and we
go to the police.
816
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,325
But We have to find the others.
817
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,209
What if We're the only ones left?
818
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,609
That's ridiculous. There were five other
people in here a moment ago.
819
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:33,003
- They must all still be in the cabin.
- Hey, I told them to stay in the room.
820
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,447
It's their own fault. I say We go.
821
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,480
I'm ready to go.
822
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:39,922
Oh god...
823
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,646
Jock, Where the hell are the shorts
I just gave you?
824
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:44,122
Lost 'em.
825
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,041
Aren't you cold?
826
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,204
- Not really.
- Shit!
827
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,448
- What?
- My car keys - I left them in my room.
828
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,085
What the fuck did you leave them
in there for'?'?
829
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:53,890
Well why the hell wouldn't I leave them there?
830
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,681
- Sorry I didn't make preparations for the
psychotic killer contingency! - Alright, fine!!
831
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,566
We go to your room, we get the keys
and we get in the car and we go!
832
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:01,847
Maybe We should split up.
833
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,441
- Maybe you should split up.
- Why would We split up?
834
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:05,966
Isn't that what they usually do?
835
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:07,605
Yeah. And they usually die.
836
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:08,961
You ever see The Thing?
837
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:11,368
- What thing?
- The movie, The Thing.
838
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:13,160
What movie thing?
839
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:19,125
I'm getting the oar keys. If you want
out of here, you better follow me.
840
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:26,762
OK.
841
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:29,131
Stay close.
842
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,688
Not that close, Jock.
843
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:39,562
RUN!!!
844
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,884
Holy mother of god!
845
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:53,362
Who was that in there?
846
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:54,842
L\/lust have been the killer.
847
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,766
We might have to make a run for it.
Get the keys!
848
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:03,886
Don't you usually keep them in your purse?
849
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:07,243
I left my purse at the petrol station.
Worst Weekend ever.
850
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:11,480
I could give you one of Krystal's.
She had one for every pair of shoes she owned.
851
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,923
If you get us out of here, I'll buy you a
20-grand White crocodile I-Iermés.
852
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:17,607
- What are we gonna do about the others?
- Forget 'em.
853
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,962
Lt'sjust you, me and... Free Willy now
854
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:22,242
We can'tjuet leave them here!
What about your friends?
855
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,369
- Gus can take care of himself.
- What about Lucy?
856
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:25,806
FUCK THAT LESBIAN!
857
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:29,922
Who was that?
858
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,051
Could just be the Wind...
859
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:33,645
- Are you serious'?!
- Warren!
860
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:35,246
Could that have been Lucy?
861
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:38,051
I don't think so. Lucy's a Wailer.
862
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:39,566
Could be Madison.
863
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,929
I don't think Madison would scream
if a Werewolf jumped in her pants.
864
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:44,725
Sounds more like Dimitri.
865
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,041
\/Ve're being hunted down.
866
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:49,449
All the more reason to get the fuck
out of here! Have you got the keys?
867
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:52,726
- Got 'em.
- Beauty.
868
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:54,285
Alright, keep close.
869
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:56,927
- Now; on my mark, I'm gonna open the--
- Whoa!
870
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:58,924
Your mark? V\/hat's that?
871
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,367
It's... it's just... it's an expression -forget it.
872
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,210
Now, when I give the signal,
I'm gonna open--
873
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:04,089
What signal?
874
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,891
JESUS CI-IRIS] JOCK! When I open the
fucking door We run!
875
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,088
Is that primitive enough for your
peanut brain to understand,
876
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:12,164
- or do I need to distil it down further??
- He gets it, OK? Let's go!
877
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:15,211
OK. Here We go.
878
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:16,521
One...
879
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:17,962
Two...
880
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:28,726
Who is it?
881
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,884
It's Patrick. \/Vho's in there?
882
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:34,281
(it's Patrick!)
883
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:37,609
Where the fuck have you been?
884
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:39,490
Uh... Can I come in?
885
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,564
Come on guys. Just let me in
sol can explain.
886
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:09,325
Am I interrupting something?
887
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:14,325
Where have you been?
You've been gone for two hours.
888
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:17,046
I'll explain, but it'll be better if I do it
when €V€I'yOH€'S present.
889
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:19,408
So Where is everybody else and
who was that screaming?
890
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,802
They're probably all dead.
891
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:24,602
Dead? What do you mean by "dead"'?
892
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,446
It's true. We don't know
893
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,682
You were so Wrong, dude.
894
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,201
Whoever put that message in the
suggestion box was for real.
895
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,249
Krystal and Andre were killed.
896
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:36,448
The rest are still missing.
We don't know where they are,
897
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,210
but We think they're dead as Well.
898
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:41,244
\/Ve're getting into Emily's car and W€'I'€
bailing the FUCK out of here.
899
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:42,442
That's not possible.
900
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:44,762
It's called GTFO, and it's possible.
901
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,764
- That can't be true.
- What can't be true?
902
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,241
- The message.
- What about the message?
903
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,849
The person who Wrote that message
didn't kill anybody.
904
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:55,645
I-low do you know that?
905
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:58,446
- You wrote the message.
- What?
906
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:02,889
Yes... But--
907
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,680
-I knew it! I knew it, you motherfucker!
- No, no, no! I- I didn't--
908
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:08,570
-You killed Bam-Bam!
- l didn't kill anybody--
909
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:10,484
Who the fuck is Bam-Bam??
910
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:12,210
Jock, stop! Stop it!
911
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:13,282
Just let him speak.
912
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:15,409
- Please, just let me explain--
- SHUT UP AND TALK!!
913
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:16,846
Alright!
914
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,409
I Wrote the note. I do it every year!
915
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:22,849
Every retreat I Write the same note
and I put it in the box.
916
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:25,924
- WI-lAT'?!
- it's a test! it's all a test.
917
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:29,004
I read the note, I play the howling
and I spook everybody out.
918
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:31,129
What do you mean, you "play the howling"'?
919
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,843
I hid speakers in the forest.
Alright? I'll- I'll show you...
920
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:36,929
- Hey, what are ya--
- Listen. Listen!
921
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:43,489
What in God's name was that?
922
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:45,682
It's a recording - it's not real!
923
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,800
It's just some-- some speakers on the mountain
playing a distorted dolphin squeak.
924
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,487
- I knew it Wasn't a parakeet!
- Oh my god...
925
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,411
I use it to-- to spook everybody.
926
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,120
I go out to a tent outside and I hide there.
927
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,891
I come back at 11 o'clock and I out the power.
928
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:02,770
-Why??
- it's a test.
929
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,766
It's designed to put you all in a
crisis situation Without any real threat.
930
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:10,721
I come back an hour later, suss out Who's
taken command out of the 11 of you...
931
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:12,530
And that person...
932
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,889
I make Team Leader!
933
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:15,962
VVHAT'?!
934
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:19,170
Thats what all of this is about?
Determining Team Leader??
935
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:20,123
Yes!
936
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:24,361
What kind of spastic, whacked-out,
cuckoo-crazy test is that'?'?
937
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:26,489
It's been proven to Work every other year.
938
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:29,166
Someone always assumes control
over the others!
939
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:30,447
Yeah. And that was me.
940
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:33,126
Until you decided to out the lights out,
you son of a bitch!
941
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:36,648
Nothing is supposed to happen!
No one's supposed to get hurt!
942
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:39,321
I didn't even know people were dying
until you just told me.
943
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,369
I don't know Wnat's been happening. I mean--
944
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:44,126
Maybe one of you just... snapped!
945
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,444
I'm gonna snap his neck.
946
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:48,569
No! Everybodyjust stop!
947
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,251
If it Wasn't you, who was it?
948
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:52,369
I don't know, but look...
949
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:55,485
I will get you all out of this.
If what you're saying is true...
950
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:58,524
We're telling the truth.
it's you I'm iffy on, Patrick.
951
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:02,600
- Now who the fuck is killing everyone'?!!
- I don't know; but look...
952
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:04,849
Wait-- Wait.
953
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:07,605
I think I still have the manifest.
954
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:09,922
Come on, I have the keys. Let's all just
get in the car and go!
955
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,049
NOT until We can trust everybody.
956
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:14,607
What the hell is he doing -
massaging his arse?
957
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:15,409
Here!
958
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,165
You say Krystal and Andre are dead?
959
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:21,244
- And Dimitri as Well, probably.
- \/Ve're Wasting time! Lets all just go!
960
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:22,402
QUIET!
961
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,811
Wait a minute. I know this person.
962
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:27,326
What the fuck are you talking about?
963
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:31,400
- I-le's stalling. Let me Capone this fucker.
- No no no - Wait, Wait, Wait...
964
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:35,321
I recognise this face. This person
was here last year.
965
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:37,489
Who was here last year?
966
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,849
Oh. My. God.
967
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:42,406
I know who the killer is.
968
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:43,607
Who?
969
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:45,211
Lt'sthis person right here.
970
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,362
Who is it?
971
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,281
They were here last year.
972
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,369
You said that already! Who is it???
973
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:52,489
- You mean the name?
- YESSSH!!
974
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:54,122
It's right here.
975
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:55,922
One second...
976
01:07:57,200 --> 01:07:58,122
Got it!
977
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:01,531
The name of the killer...
is none other than...
978
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,566
You are not gonna believe this!
979
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:40,008
\/Vhere's Jock?
980
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:42,163
- He's a goner. The killer's got him.
- We don't know that!
981
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:44,681
Help! The killer's got me!!!
982
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:26,806
Just do it, mate. it's all over for me.
983
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:42,408
Damn it. Why are they always facing
the Wrong Way?
984
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:44,002
Dickman?
985
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:45,922
Dickman!
986
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:48,050
- I-le's not moving.
- Really?
987
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:50,169
I couldn't see that from Where I'm standing.
988
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:52,721
Is he dead?
989
01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:54,891
Only if my luck changes.
990
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:56,522
Wait a sec.
991
01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:59,889
Is the right time to be taking snapshots?
992
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:01,610
You might Want to cover your eyes.
993
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:07,606
Did he move?
994
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,689
I'll let you know when my sight returns.
995
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,929
He didn't move. He must be dead.
996
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:15,887
- That's a ZOOGN.
- Avvhat?
997
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:18,522
- Never mind.
- Oh for goodness sakes...
998
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:32,800
- Dead.
- Dead.
999
01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:13,801
- Do you mind?
- JEEPERS FUCKING CREEPERS!!!
1000
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:17,601
Keep your dick-wanking hand off my chair,
you snap-happy fuck.
1001
01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:18,802
You're alive?
1002
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:21,691
Why Weren't you moving?
\/\/e called your name - didn't you hear us?
1003
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:24,406
Of course I heard you. I'm not a
fucking invalid.
1004
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:26,602
So Why didn't you respond, for fuck's sake?!!
1005
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:29,605
Excuse me, Dickcheese, but Why should I
drop everything I'm doing
1006
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:33,811
just because Outback Barbie and
Craparazzo called my fucking name?
1007
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:36,202
You Weren't doing anything -
you were just sitting there!
1008
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:40,047
- If I could stand, I would have.
- She threw a coin at your head!
1009
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:42,482
\Nell she's lucky I have no feeling there, either.
1010
01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:44,404
What, so now your head's paralysed?
1011
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,282
I have a plate, you cock-suckler.
1012
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:55,411
At least there's something in my skull
Worth protecting.
1013
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,484
OK. Now I'm sure Dickman's the killer.
1014
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:02,122
Because if it was anybody else,
he'd be the fucking first to die!!
1015
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:04,886
I'm not the killer, jerkstick. But for you,
1016
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:07,441
I'd gladly make the transition.
1017
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,402
To hell with Dickman. l say We
take the car and leave him.
1018
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:15,289
I'm actually quite thrilled
there's a killer in the cabin.
1019
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:17,489
I Wish I could stay and Watch.
1020
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:19,962
Warren...
1021
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:23,444
Oh, What? You chip a toenail?
1022
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:42,280
On... ohm! one on mygod___!
1023
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,842
What are you moaning about?
1024
01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:47,242
Dickman... Your legs.
1025
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:52,765
-WHAT THE FUCK?!!
- I-IUI-l???
1026
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,680
Emily, you can'tjust leave me here!
1027
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:33,488
You're just a fucking head!
1028
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,121
Fucker! Cunt!
1029
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,961
Fuckerrrr!! Oh, fuck. FUCK!
1030
01:13:56,280 --> 01:14:01,002
Dammit, you douche-fuck! \Nhy'd you have
to make your biceps so fucking big?!!
1031
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,564
FUCKER!!! GAAA!!!
1032
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:08,003
Holy SI-IIT!!!
1033
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:12,769
Corpse fart! UGI-I!!
1034
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:41,161
You can't kill me! I'm a cripple!
1035
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:56,331
Suck on that, Dickman!
1036
01:14:58,360 --> 01:14:59,282
Uh-oh.
1037
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:02,240
No no no, sorry! I Wasn't trying to
steal your thunder...!
1038
01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:30,129
Shhhhh!
1039
01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:32,330
Don't make a sound.
1040
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:33,602
Dimitri?
1041
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,365
We thought you were dead!
1042
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:38,489
- Where have you been?
- I-le's in the room!
1043
01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:42,605
- Where is he?
- Oh, he's close.
1044
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:46,162
- We should" We should run!
- No, it'e too late.
1045
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:48,566
He's very close.
1046
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:52,407
I can't see him.
1047
01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:54,609
Oh, he's closer than you think.
1048
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:55,842
\/Vhat?
1049
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:01,524
He's whispering in your ear.
1050
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:07,566
What are you... What are you doing?
1051
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:10,850
Be right back, sweetheart.
1052
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:29,322
Looking for these?
1053
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:37,849
Ooh! That pinches.
1054
01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:41,247
Dimitri... Don't do this.
1055
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,569
You don't even know what I'm
doing do you?
1056
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:44,842
- No.
- Well,
1057
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,288
I may as Well explain it While I finish this up.
1058
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,409
Seeing as how I'm killing you anyway.
1059
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,529
Just like all the others.
1060
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,125
You...
1061
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:55,569
- killed them all?
- Yep!
1062
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:57,166
I think I got them all.
1063
01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:00,762
Unless I'm... totally forgetting someone.
But I don't think so.
1064
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:02,762
Vvhy?
1065
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,446
I'm getting to that. Keep your thong on.
1066
01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:14,480
Well, I should probably start by telling you
that my real name isn't Dimitri.
1067
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:16,525
It's Yoakum Gingerbaum.
1068
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:18,649
I'm one quarter German.
1069
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:21,969
It's Where I get my looks.
1070
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:24,451
And my cruelty.
1071
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:25,807
Shove over.
1072
01:18:34,440 --> 01:18:39,162
Patrick was correct. I was one of the
recruits on last year's retreat.
1073
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:43,285
Notjust one of the recruits, mind you.
I was the best recruit.
1074
01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:48,280
My archery was unparalleled.
My yoga was divine.
1075
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:52,884
My orienteering was off the chart. Not literally, that
last one, but yes, I was dominating!
1076
01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:56,209
I owned this place. I was a Work retreat diva.
1077
01:18:57,600 --> 01:18:59,489
Then came the infamous death threat.
1078
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:01,290
And I agreed with Patrick.
1079
01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:04,530
Just someone's idiotic prank, nothing more.
1080
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,409
Then came the howling on the mountain.
1081
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:09,569
Then Patrick vanished.
1082
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,490
And then the power Went out.
1083
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:14,564
Before I could figure out what was going on,
some other brown-nosing dipshit
1084
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:16,689
had taken command of the spooked recruits.
1085
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:19,082
And by the time Patrickturned up
and explained the Whole shenanigan,
1086
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:22,369
this other prick was practically
his first-born son.
1087
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:25,408
Patrick made him Team Leader
right then and there.
1088
01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:27,330
Right in front of me!
1089
01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:29,241
I was furious.
1090
01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:32,245
That position was mine, and it was
stolen from me because of some
1091
01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:35,324
preschool carnival haunted house bullshit!
1092
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:38,206
So after we got back to the city
I straight-up quit the company,
1093
01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:40,408
shaved off my beard, lost the piercings,
1094
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:42,449
burned off my tattoos with a skillet,
1095
01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:45,126
and re-evaluated my sexuality.
1096
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:48,763
I reapplied in January. This time, as Dimitri,
1097
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:50,366
the fairy queen.
1098
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:54,521
"Excuse me, boys. Can you please pass
the strawberries and cream?"
1099
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:58,489
This time I didn't bother with the activities.
1100
01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:00,285
I knew they didn't mean shit.
1101
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:13,525
I figured the beet way for me to become Team
Leader was just to eliminate the competition.
1102
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:15,564
And that's exactly what I've done.
1103
01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:18,206
So you see,
1104
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:19,767
I'm not evil.
1105
01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:23,244
I'm just ambitious to a frightening degree.
1106
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:27,927
All this... just to become Team Leader?
1107
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:33,363
Do you know the Wage increase
for being Team Leader?
1108
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:37,605
Annual leave, front office,
private restroom facilities...
1109
01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:40,929
All of this, just to be Team Leader?
No, no...
1110
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:45,730
All of Team Leader... just by doing this.
1111
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:26,886
"It was all a test!"
1112
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:30,203
"Whoever doesn't get scared and pee their pants,
I'm gonna make Team Leader."
1113
01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:32,761
Because that's the Way society operates,
isn't it?
1114
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,889
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
1115
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:53,929
That's for calling me Fagness.
1116
01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:57,687
It's prejudiced people like you who perpetuate the
oppression and persecution
1117
01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:00,042
of sexual minorities.
1118
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:01,439
All that's left to do now;
is to push the blame onto someone else.
1119
01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:04,603
All that's left to do now;
is to push the blame onto someone else.
1120
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,365
You don't mind, do you?
1121
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:09,561
Why me?
1122
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:17,730
"I'm so sorry. I Wish I could
show you how sorry I am."
1123
01:22:18,440 --> 01:22:20,841
Signed "Emily". AKA...
1124
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:23,010
Murdering superbitch.
1125
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:26,004
I-low did you get that?
1126
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:29,364
In the confusion it was pretty easy
to get a look at €V€I'yOH€'S notepad.
1127
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:31,051
Your letter fit the bill.
1128
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:33,806
You should be thankful.
it's kept you alive until now
1129
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:37,044
I mean, sure, it's not Sylvia Plath, but...
1130
01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:40,842
As far as suicide notes go, it's dead-on.
1131
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:44,130
No one will believe it.
I would never kill anyone.
1132
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:47,888
Of course not. You just had a
psychotic episode.
1133
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:49,884
Grew another personality.
1134
01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:52,288
Split a cuticle and flipped out - fuck knows.
1135
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:55,962
Point is, it's my Word against 11 dead people.
1136
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:57,566
And if that's not enough...
1137
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:01,086
I have your signed confession.
1138
01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:03,720
Although I must say...
1139
01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:07,730
I'm a mite curious
as to who your pen-pal is.
1140
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:10,004
Could this hold the answer?
1141
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:13,687
Let me guess.
1142
01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:19,007
Poor sick mother. Little Emily, too busy
being chased by all the boys.
1143
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:21,243
You weren't there when Mummy needed you.
1144
01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:26,202
The years of guilt, eating away at your
fragile, candy-floss mind until one day...
1145
01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:31,287
Guilt... turns to anger... in a senseless,
homicidal rampage.
1146
01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:34,922
Sh it. This stuff practically Writes itself.
1147
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:44,049
Just got a couple more murder Weapons
for you to put your fingerprints on.
1148
01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:45,805
Don't go anywhere.
1149
01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:28,405
That hurts, doesn't it?
1150
01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:33,281
Yeah, that definitely hurts.
1151
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:37,361
You really needn't bother. This will all
be over with real soon.
1152
01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:50,122
Now I've got your blood on these as Well.
1153
01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:52,609
Even more incriminating.
1154
01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:57,170
See howl used available objects as Weapons
so that nothing could get traced back to me?
1155
01:24:57,600 --> 01:24:59,011
It's the little things.
1156
01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:01,082
And this...
1157
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:06,402
This is the knife you kill yourself With,
once you've finished off the others.
1158
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:08,122
OK...
1159
01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:12,408
Well, as much as I've enjoyed reminiscing...
1160
01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:15,201
It's time for me to stab you in the chest.
1161
01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:18,281
It really is a terrible shame.
1162
01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:20,327
So long, Emily.
1163
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:29,447
What the hell?
1164
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:37,644
ZOOGN, motherfucker!!
1165
01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:44,769
- Hey, rock star!
- Huh?
1166
01:28:48,880 --> 01:28:50,086
Shows over.
1167
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:06,409
V\/hoo!
1168
01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:08,602
Hey Emily!
1169
01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:11,248
Gavin?
1170
01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:14,805
You remembered my name.
1171
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:17,289
Well my name's actually Gus, but...
1172
01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:19,484
Talk about close enough!
1173
01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:22,601
What are you doing here?
1174
01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:25,290
I'm rescuing you.
1175
01:29:27,120 --> 01:29:29,361
And I've just destroyed my guitar.
1176
01:29:29,720 --> 01:29:34,044
I thought you were dead.
Where have you been all this time?
1177
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:36,204
In my room mostly.
1178
01:29:36,680 --> 01:29:37,602
In your room?
1179
01:29:38,160 --> 01:29:38,809
Mostly.
1180
01:29:39,480 --> 01:29:42,484
When all the lights went out, I went straight
to my room to fetch a lamp.
1181
01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:48,964
But... On the way back... I, ahrrrrrr...
1182
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:50,481
Got distracted.
1183
01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:54,845
Emily...
1184
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:56,203
G.
1185
01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:09,165
I just got into a rhythm.
1186
01:30:09,400 --> 01:30:13,405
It was like the who/e ambience of having
a murderous lunatic in the cabin was
1187
01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:17,446
in some way conducive to the creative energy
that had taken hold of me.
1188
01:30:19,440 --> 01:30:21,090
SHUT UP!!!
1189
01:30:21,360 --> 01:30:23,249
I'm trying to Work in here!
1190
01:30:25,280 --> 01:30:26,361
Wait a minute.
1191
01:30:27,240 --> 01:30:29,129
Don't mess with me
I'm a buccaneer
1192
01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:31,283
Baby can't you see
I'm tryin'-a Work in here
1193
01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:33,811
Yes. Yes!
1194
01:30:35,520 --> 01:30:37,284
Thank you, screaming man.
1195
01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:38,362
Stop.
1196
01:30:39,480 --> 01:30:42,450
You stayed in your room
and composed a song?
1197
01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:45,331
I had to! It came to me in a dream.
1198
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:47,449
If I'd waited any longer
I would have forgotten it.
1199
01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:50,001
Some of the best songs
come to people in their dreams.
1200
01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:53,091
"Yesterday" - Paul McCartney.
Came to him in a dream.
1201
01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:55,209
Even if he Woke up and people were
being butchered all around him
1202
01:30:55,440 --> 01:30:59,286
he still would have taken the time to scribble
down the chords in someone else's blood.
1203
01:30:59,640 --> 01:31:01,483
And let's face it - Paul and me...
1204
01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:03,205
There's not much difference.
1205
01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:05,200
I'm awesome.
1206
01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:13,440
I got so involved fn what! was doing that
before I knew ft, 2 hours had gone by
1207
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:21,321
When I came back out it was still dark.
I coulo'n't see anybody
1208
01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:25,403
ft wasrff long before I found Patrick... finally
1209
01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:26,806
Patrick, are you OK?
1210
01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:29,242
Unfortunately he was dead.
1211
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:45,922
After that I wandered around and found
a few more dead people, but
1212
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:48,447
eventually I came outside and here you Were.
1213
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:54,320
Well I guess I should thank you
for saving my life.
1214
01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:57,529
-AW hey...
- Twice.
1215
01:31:58,760 --> 01:32:00,489
And at no small cost.
1216
01:32:03,320 --> 01:32:04,242
Graham?
1217
01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:08,201
Can you do me a favour and
hand me that axe?
1218
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:11,367
Lthinkthere's still some Wood on the
pile, actually.
1219
01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:13,529
I'm not chopping Wood.
1220
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:17,800
O-K...
1221
01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:31,166
It was Dimitri? Wow.
1222
01:32:31,560 --> 01:32:33,961
I can't believe I forgot about
that stupid gui-tard!
1223
01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:35,042
Dimitri!
1224
01:32:36,720 --> 01:32:38,484
I thinkl can safely say,
1225
01:32:39,560 --> 01:32:42,962
on behalf of Baron & Sons
Household Disinfectants,
1226
01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:45,087
your contract...
1227
01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:48,521
ISTERIVIINATEDIII
1228
01:32:51,240 --> 01:32:53,129
Oh, man!!!
1229
01:32:56,040 --> 01:32:57,929
I Was... aiming for his neck.
1230
01:32:58,160 --> 01:32:59,366
- You missed.
- You Want to give it a go?
1231
01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:00,522
NO!
1232
01:33:00,880 --> 01:33:02,291
You're doing fine.
1233
01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:04,807
Besides...
1234
01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:12,524
I think that did the trick.
1235
01:33:13,520 --> 01:33:15,329
Yeah? Well...
1236
01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:19,284
I'm not taking any chances!
1237
01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:17,450
Should one of us say something?
1238
01:34:18,040 --> 01:34:20,441
Yeah. Good riddance.
1239
01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:25,241
Amen.
1240
01:34:33,400 --> 01:34:34,890
I'm gonna miss them.
1241
01:34:37,360 --> 01:34:40,728
"Them"? You mean Warren and Lucy?
1242
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:43,762
No, the strings on my guitar.
1243
01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:46,728
I gave them each a name that
corresponded with their note.
1244
01:34:46,960 --> 01:34:49,531
A\/vas Ashley, E was Eric, G was Goodman...
1245
01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:52,364
I'm gonna miss plucking them.
1246
01:34:53,040 --> 01:34:54,166
You'll get over it.
1247
01:34:54,960 --> 01:34:56,121
- Please.
-I mean, yeah,
1248
01:34:56,400 --> 01:35:01,167
I'll miss Lucy and Warren as Well. l just can't
believe they're really gone, you know?
1249
01:35:01,400 --> 01:35:04,244
Now all thats left of them is
a few photos on V\/arren's camera.
1250
01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:05,362
Oh, and this.
1251
01:35:08,240 --> 01:35:10,641
Although now I'm thinking, I probably
shouldn't pass this onto \/Varren's parents
1252
01:35:10,880 --> 01:35:14,123
until after the funeral. Once they've had
a chance to recover, you know?
1253
01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:15,802
That would be nice.
1254
01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:21,241
Can you put it back in the plastic bag
now please?
1255
01:35:21,560 --> 01:35:22,447
- it's dry.
-Yeah I know
1256
01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:25,365
but it's still freaking me outa bit,
having it in the car.
1257
01:35:25,560 --> 01:35:27,449
Especially Where I can see it.
1258
01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:28,928
OK.
1259
01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:42,408
BOY you really killed that Dimitri guy!
1260
01:35:43,280 --> 01:35:45,442
That dude is dead!
1261
01:35:46,800 --> 01:35:48,689
And talk about disturbed.
1262
01:35:49,120 --> 01:35:50,770
What a psycho.
1263
01:35:51,720 --> 01:35:54,291
Now! can see why some people
are homophobic.
1264
01:35:54,720 --> 01:35:56,882
I think that's a different kind of fear.
1265
01:35:58,200 --> 01:35:59,122
Exactly.
1266
01:36:02,520 --> 01:36:04,761
Hey, you know what'e funny? I reckon
they're gonna make you Team Leader now.
1267
01:36:05,040 --> 01:36:05,962
Actually...
1268
01:36:07,320 --> 01:36:09,561
I think I might start looking
for a different job.
1269
01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:13,730
- A differentjob?
- Yeah, maybe demolition.
1270
01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:19,288
Maybe, um... Maybe I could be Team Leader.
1271
01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:21,284
- Whatever.
- Really? You think I could?
1272
01:36:21,560 --> 01:36:22,129
\/Vhat?
1273
01:36:22,880 --> 01:36:24,769
Yeah... You're right.
1274
01:36:25,080 --> 01:36:28,687
Team Leader Gus.
AW I like the sound of that.
1275
01:36:29,200 --> 01:36:33,285
- Of all the people who could have survived...
- Team Leader Gus.
1276
01:36:33,960 --> 01:36:39,285
Oh boy, I Wish that dickhead Dimitri was here
sol could stick that in his ugly face.
1277
01:36:43,400 --> 01:36:45,528
You've got to be shitting me!
1278
01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:54,325
I've got a fucking guitar through my
fucking head!
1279
01:37:15,600 --> 01:37:19,730
There is a killer in the jungle of my mind
1280
01:37:19,920 --> 01:37:23,925
He swings from limb to //mb and vine to vine
1281
01:37:24,160 --> 01:37:28,165
He makes his weapons out of
ferns and tree bark
1282
01:37:28,400 --> 01:37:32,564
He's like a morally-corrupted Evvok
1283
01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:36,771
He is a mental jungle killer
1284
01:37:36,960 --> 01:37:40,885
He is a homicidal dream gorilla
1285
01:37:41,160 --> 01:37:45,131
He makes that Tarzan look like Queen Priscilla
1286
01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:50,002
He is a mental jungle killer
1287
01:37:56,040 --> 01:37:59,965
I've got a psycho from the tropics in my head
1288
01:38:00,240 --> 01:38:04,245
He murders people who are already dead
1289
01:38:04,480 --> 01:38:08,485
He climbs up high to the banana bunches
1290
01:38:08,720 --> 01:38:12,805
I hear his cry throughout my wild subconscious
1291
01:38:13,040 --> 01:38:17,011
He is a mental jungle killer
1292
01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:21,325
He is a tree-hopping Hctitious thriller
1293
01:38:21,560 --> 01:38:25,565
He is a phantom forest life dfstfller
1294
01:38:25,800 --> 01:38:30,408
He is a mental jungle killer
1295
01:38:30,920 --> 01:38:34,527
Ooh... Oh-a-ho-ho...
1296
01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:38,607
Ooh... Oh-a-ho-ho, ho-ho...
1297
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:40,968
- Don? mess with me
- /Tn a buccaneer
1298
01:38:41,200 --> 01:38:43,089
- Baby can? you see
- Vm tryin'-a work in here
1299
01:38:43,320 --> 01:38:45,209
- Don 't turn me down
- YoL/Te my buckaroo
1300
01:38:45,440 --> 01:38:47,568
- Come-a shake it with me
- I wanna fuck with you
1301
01:38:48,440 --> 01:38:50,090
OK, chop-chop, let's get this over With.
1302
01:38:50,320 --> 01:38:52,641
I've gotta get back to the cabin and
kill Patrick.
1303
01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:55,445
I-low are you going to do that?
1304
01:38:55,920 --> 01:38:56,842
Well...
1305
01:38:57,200 --> 01:38:59,328
Hopefully by now e\/eryone's
gathered in Emily's room.
1306
01:38:59,520 --> 01:39:02,729
I'm going to sneak up through this big hole
in the floor, beneath the bed,
1307
01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:06,760
and impale Patrick with his own
grabber toy! it'll be insane!
1308
01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:09,082
- I Want to be impaled!
- No.
1309
01:39:09,360 --> 01:39:14,844
We already decided. Decapitation, then I
skewer your head on a stick by the campfire.
1310
01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:16,968
Ready?
1311
01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:19,723
WAIT!
1312
01:39:20,280 --> 01:39:21,202
For effect...
1313
01:39:26,640 --> 01:39:27,766
Very nice.
1314
01:39:28,320 --> 01:39:29,685
You sound just like me.
1315
01:39:35,120 --> 01:39:36,485
Nice knowing you, Madison.
1316
01:39:37,560 --> 01:39:40,484
Call me... Vlad.
1317
01:39:44,440 --> 01:39:48,650
This is the butcher of the Congo in my brain
1318
01:39:48,880 --> 01:39:52,726
is he real or am I going insane?
1319
01:39:52,960 --> 01:39:56,851
Feels lll 01:40:01,165
When he makes camp on my cerebral cortex
1321
01:40:01,400 --> 01:40:05,371
He is a mental jungle killer
1322
01:40:05,600 --> 01:40:09,571
He's an imaginary woodland Godzilla
1323
01:40:09,840 --> 01:40:13,890
An eq uatoria/ concocted Ati//a
1324
01:40:14,120 --> 01:40:19,081
He is a mental jungle killer
1325
01:40:24,720 --> 01:40:28,725
There is a sicko in the shrubbery
of my skull
1326
01:40:28,920 --> 01:40:32,970
He's throwing coconuts against the inner hull
1327
01:40:33,200 --> 01:40:37,125
Now he can be a bit uptight and bossy
1328
01:40:37,360 --> 01:40:41,490
Oh heaven help my mental Dian Fossey
1329
01:40:41,720 --> 01:40:45,770
He is a mental jungle killer
1330
01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:49,971
He'// drain your blood to make a sarsaparilla
1331
01:40:50,160 --> 01:40:54,165
He'll cut you up and wear your skin
like Chinchilla
1332
01:40:54,400 --> 01:40:58,450
He is a mental jungle killer
1333
01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:03,129
He is a mental jungle killer
1334
01:41:15,120 --> 01:41:16,770
Hey. I-lows it going?
1335
01:41:18,960 --> 01:41:21,281
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm Jock.
1336
01:41:21,840 --> 01:41:23,604
You Want some Wheat-bix?
1337
01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:26,290
Why are you naked?
1338
01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:31,682
I can't believe no one told me.
1339
01:41:33,680 --> 01:41:39,682
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