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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, dudes,
what are you doing?
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Just rustling up
a couple of low fat
turkey dogs.
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Ah, the
mighty turkey dog.
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The monarch
of meat snacks.
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The titan of tubesteaks.
The Schwarzenegger
of sausages.
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Would you like
one, Cody?
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Oh, no way.
I tried a couple
of those suckers once.
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Shot through me
like a herd of buffalo.
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Maybe I'll just
have an apple.
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Hey, guys.
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Listen, I need some help
for my psychology class.
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I have to study
a member of our family
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and write a profile
on them.
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Any volunteers?
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Oh, me! Pick me!
I'll do it!
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Pick me!
Come on, come on, come on!
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Karen?
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I'm sorry,
I'd like to help,
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but, I have a big
history paper to write
this week.
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Oh, oh, oh, come on,
come on, come on!
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Pick me! I'll do it!
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Come on!
Me, me, me! Come on!
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Mark?
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Sorry, Sis. Puberty's
hit me big time.
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There are things in my mind
that shouldn't be
aired in public.
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Oh, come on, come on!
Me, me, me!
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Pick me! I'm the one!
Come on, me!
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Come on, come on!
Oh, pick me, me!
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Come on.
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Cody, would you
like to volunteer?
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Ah, well, you know me,
I'd love to help,
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but, I'm kind of
busy right now.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCREAMING]
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♪ The dream got broken
Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future
Could you pay the cost
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
A second time around?
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♪ Woah-oh, woah-oh
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♪ When the tears are over
And the moment has come
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♪ Say "My lord,
I think I found someone"
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♪ And no one would be better
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♪ To be putting it together
For the second time around
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♪ Step by step
Day by day
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♪ Day by day
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♪ A fresh start over
A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
The stronger we stay
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♪ And we'll be better
The second time around
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♪ Step by step
Day by day
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♪ We'll make it better
The second time around ♪
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[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
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JT, can I talk to you
for a minute?
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Honey, not now,
not now.
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JT's gonna miss
this field goal
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and I'm gonna
win the Super Bowl.
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Choke, choke,
choke, choke...
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Hey!
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All right!
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"JT Lambert, you just
won the Super Bowl.
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"What are you
gonna do now?"
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[TOGETHER]
I'm going to Disneyland!
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Oh!
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Gee, I hate to interrupt
this great moment
in sports history,
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but, I was cleaning up
the boys' room
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and I found these
college application forms
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stuffed under JT's bed.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Carol.
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They shouldn't have
been there.
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I meant to
throw them away.
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Throw them away?
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Yeah. I'm not
going to college.
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JT, you have to
go to college.
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Frank, tell him
he has to go to college.
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Well, honey, the kids and I
have talked about this.
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And JT knows that
I don't agree
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with forcing a kid
to go to college.
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I mean, there's other
choices you can make.
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You can go to
a trade school,
you can get a job.
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So, son,
what're your plans?
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I don't know.
You know, hang out,
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catch up on some sleep,
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watch a little tube.
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So, basically,
you plan to be a bum?
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Well, yeah. I guess
you could call it that.
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See, here's my philosophy:
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Instead of retiring
when I'm too old
and decrepit to enjoy it,
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I'm gonna retire now,
and get a job
when I'm a geezer.
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Well, son,
here's my philosophy:
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Either you're gonna
go to some type of school,
or you're getting a job.
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And if you're gonna
continue to live here,
you're paying rent.
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Rent?
But, you're my dad.
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I'm your dad
'til you're 18,
then I'm your landlord.
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All right, fine, fine.
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I'll fill out these stupid
college application forms.
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Man, forcing a kid
to get an education.
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What kind of parents
are you?
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Hi, Dana. Want to go
to the library?
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No, I'm waiting
for Cody.
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We're going to get
started on my
psychology project.
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I don't get it.
I thought you didn't want
Cody to be your subject.
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I didn't, but, then I had
an interesting realization.
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My grade is based on
my assessing
the subject's mental state,
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and Cody is a fruitcake.
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This is gonna be
the easiest "A"
I ever got in my life.
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Paging Doctor Danaburger.
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Paging Doctor Danaburger.
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Your one 1:00 o'clock
appointment is here.
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Cody, where did
you get that thing?
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Oh, well, I was
cruising up Route 79
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and I see this dude
trying to thumb a ride.
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Well, actually, he wasn't
thumbing a ride,
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he was kind of more
going like this.
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Well, anyway,
I picked him up
and I gave him a ride
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and he was so grateful,
he wanted to pay
for the gas, you know,
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but, he didn't have any money,
so he gave me
this really cool coat.
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You're right. The paper
practically writes itself.
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Cody, as much as I like
the way you look
in that thing,
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it's distracting,
so take it off.
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You're the doctor.
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All right,
let's get started.
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Okay.
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[EXHALES]
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[SIGHS]
Well now, let's see.
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My earliest memory
was floating
in a pool of water
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with the faint sound
of a heartbeat.
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Thump thump, thump thump,
thump thump.
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Then I had to squeeze
down this narrow tunnel,
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and at the end,
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this dude in a mask
grabbed me and slapped me
on the butt and said,
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"It's a boy!"
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Must have been about
three or, four at the time.
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Cody, I am not interested
in your demented memoirs
from the womb.
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Huh.
Boy, that's a relief.
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Because before that
narrow tunnel dealie,
I don't remember squat.
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Except for this one time
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I remember I had a tail
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and I was swimming around
with about a million other dudes
who looked just like me.
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I wonder what ever happened
to those other dudes.
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Cody!
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Can we begin?
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Oh, sure.
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Boy, you shrinks are tense.
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All right.
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I'm going to say a word
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and you tell me
the first thing
that pops into your head.
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Okay, all right.
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Okay.
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[SIGHS]
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"Mother."
High tension wires.
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"High tension wires?"
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That's what you think of
when I say "mother"?
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Well, sure.
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All right, you know
I'm always welding stuff up
for my mom. Right?
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Well, last year I found
these awesome
high tension wires
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and I welded them up
in a hammock for her.
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Of course, uh, she sat in it
during an electrical storm,
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fried off all her hair.
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[EXHALES]
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"Father."
Fire extinguisher.
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"Fire extinguisher?"
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Well, yeah, sure.
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When Mom caught on fire,
somebody had to
put her out.
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Hi, Frank.
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One of my customers
at the beauty shop
gave me this magazine
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and I got a great idea
for our next
romantic vacation.
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We can go to
High Mountain Hot Springs.
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That health resort where
they make you eat sprouts
and wrap you up in sea weed?
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Yeah, it'll be fun.
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We can have massages,
we can even take
a mud bath together. See?
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Eighty five bucks
for a mud bath?
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Honey, I got a better idea.
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I'll just turn on the hose
and we can roll around
in the backyard.
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Come on, Frank,
it'll be fun.
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Besides, when I get out
of that mud bath,
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someone is going to
have to sponge me off.
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Hey, guys, break it up.
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I got great news.
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Remember how you said
I either had to go to college
or get a job?
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FRANK: Yeah.
Well, I decided you're right.
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That's great.
What college are you
going to apply to?
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Leo's Auto World.
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I'm washing cars
for five bucks an hour.
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Well, it's only
part time right now,
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but, Leo says
when I finish high school,
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he's gonna
put me on full time.
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Congratulations, son.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Don't look at me that way.
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Honey, I know
what I'm doing here.
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You are going to let him
wash cars
instead of go to college?
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Carol, JT will be outside
washing cars
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in 30 degree weather.
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Believe me, after a couple
of weeks of
freezing his petoochies off,
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he'll be begging us
to go to college.
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Well, I hope you're right.
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Although, I do
have one question.
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What's that?
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What are petoochies?
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Well, hello there, sir.
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And welcome.
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Welcome, welcome,
to Leo's Auto World.
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Now, I am Leo Klemke
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and, hey, you look like
a man who needs a car.
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Look, pal,
I don't like pressure.
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Oh, hey, well,
that's our motto,
"No pressure."
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So, look, I'll just be
waiting over here by this,
uh, late model sedan
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attractively priced
at a mere 9500 dollars,
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which, of course, includes
tax and the, uh, license.
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Doing a great job.
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Oh, yeah, well,
it's pretty easy to
make this car look good.
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Yeah, my wife took it
for a test drive yesterday.
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Said it ran great.
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Oh, yeah. This thing'll
be running great
for another ten to 15years.
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Well, if you
take care of it.
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Well, the price tag's
pretty steep.
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What, are you kidding?
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I've been looking
in the paper
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and I can't find
a car like this
for under ten grand.
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Well, at least
not in this condition.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah. I mean,
come here, check it out.
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It's got all
the original detail,
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pony interior, rally wheels
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and the body's perfect.
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There's only one thing
wrong with this car.
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[LEO GROANS]
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It needs new brake shoes.
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But, that's only like
a couple hundred bucks.
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This baby's
still a bargain.
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You make a lot
of sense, kid.
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And you're honest.
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I'll buy the car.
Really?
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Hey, Leo...
Excellent choice, sir,
excellent choice.
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You know,
and this little car
will last you a lifetime.
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Well, not a lifetime.
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Well, who knows
how long any of us
are going to live?
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Now if you'll just
wait for me inside,
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we'll fill out those papers
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and you can drive
that baby home today.
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Thanks, kid.
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Hey, no problem.
243
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,691
Oh, JT,
that was brilliant.
244
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,519
Never have I seen
such salesmanship.
245
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,348
I wasn't even trying
to sell him the car.
246
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,350
Yeah, but, you sold him,
didn't you?
247
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,874
Ooh, I love this boy!
248
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,310
[LAUGHS]
249
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:28,095
I was just
telling him the truth.
250
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:31,751
Honesty. Hey, yeah.
What a concept.
251
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,492
Okay, okay,
I'll try that sometime.
252
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:38,670
Well, here you go, buddy,
you just made yourself
300 bucks.
253
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,543
Three hundred bucks?
For what?
254
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,110
Well, that's
your commission.
255
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,938
I mean, you sell a car,
you get paid for it.
256
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,853
Leo Klemke cheats no one.
257
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,903
Three hundred bucks.
258
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,557
Man, I'm never
going to college.
259
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,175
[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
260
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:09,049
Ah, you guys.
261
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,791
Break it up.
262
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,184
Listen, Carol,
you don't have to
cook dinner tonight.
263
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,534
JT gave us money
to buy pizzas
for everybody.
264
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:18,754
Wait a minute.
265
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,625
Where did JT get
this kind of money?
266
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,366
Well, he sold a car
down at Leo's
267
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,716
and he made 300 bucks.
268
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,327
JT says he's never
going to college.
269
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,024
In fact, I don't think
I am either.
270
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:30,505
Me, neither.
271
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,246
I want to be
a car salesman.
272
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:38,556
Well, this is great, Frank.
273
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,690
Congratulations,
274
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:44,519
now you have three kids
who want to be
used car salesmen.
275
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,695
Carol, you're overreacting.
Overreacting?
276
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,479
JT's makes
a little easy money,
277
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,742
and now he's ready
to throw his whole life away.
278
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,833
We have got to
get him to fill out
those college applications.
279
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:57,793
Honey, now I told you,
I don't believe in forcing
a kid to go to college.
280
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,230
Now, I said he could
get a job or, go to school.
281
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,276
He got a job.
I'm not going to
go back on my word.
282
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:03,973
Well, what if he wakes up
two years from now
283
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,149
and realizes he made
a terrible mistake?
284
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,978
Then two years from now
he will go to college.
285
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:12,068
Honey, not everybody's
ready to go to college
right out of high school.
286
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,288
I mean, Dana's ready.
Karen will be ready.
287
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,594
Mark's ready now.
288
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:20,381
But, JT might be a kid
who just needs
a little more time.
289
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:23,079
Well, I think he's making
a big mistake
290
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,952
and if you're not going to
talk to him, Frank,
than I will.
291
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:28,171
Ooh.
292
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:36,963
[TIRES SQUEALING]
293
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,841
Okay, okay, we're back.
294
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,365
Thank you God.
295
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,325
Oh, what a rush.
296
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,983
Ah, you're so right, JT.
297
00:14:57,070 --> 00:15:00,682
Oh, when I was out there,
with the wind in my hair
298
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,032
and cussing that kid out
299
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,816
who cut me off,
300
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,907
I felt like I was
16 years old again.
301
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,258
You're right,
Mrs. Slezak.
302
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,434
You're way too spunky
303
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,392
to be driving that
old granny mobile
your nephew stuck you with.
304
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:16,959
That's for sure.
305
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,092
What else you got
to show me?
306
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,094
I have something that's
perfect for
the senior road enthusiast.
307
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:24,488
Hot diggety.
Lead the way, JT.
308
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,795
I'd follow those cute
little buns anywhere.
309
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,801
Hi, JT.
310
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,063
Oh, hey, Carol.
I'm with a customer.
I'll be with you in a minute.
311
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:41,157
Hello there, ma'am!
Welcome to
Leo's Auto World.
312
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,680
I am Leo Klemke
313
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,769
and you look like a lady
who needs a car.
314
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,947
Oh, no, I'm not a customer.
I'm JT's stepmother.
315
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,340
Hey, I am proud to
shake your hand.
316
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,168
Your stepson's
a real go getter.
317
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:53,822
JT?
318
00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,258
Yeah, you bet.
319
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,825
Well, he tells me you
and Mr. Lambert are, uh,
320
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,522
responsible for
making him that way.
321
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,437
We are?
322
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:01,961
Yeah, you know,
I wish I could do that
with my kid.
323
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,701
I mean,
four years of college,
324
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,616
he's working
the sour cream gun
at Casa Burrito.
325
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,751
Sixty grand on education
so he can do this.
326
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,361
[BLOWING RASPBERRIES]
327
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:20,327
Well, I'm sure your son
will find his niche.
328
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:24,331
Oh, yeah, maybe he'll
work his way up
to guacamole boy.
329
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:28,204
But, JT, hey, this kid
is going places.
330
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,599
Just watch him
handle this customer.
331
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:35,124
This baby's got low mileage
and comes with
a one year warranty.
332
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:38,084
Sounds great.
Now, let's talk safety.
333
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,956
Sometimes my driving
is, um...
334
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:44,003
A little creative?
335
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,569
Creative. I like that.
336
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,355
The judge said reckless.
337
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,968
Well, see? Then that's why
this baby's perfect for you.
338
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,405
It's got every safety feature
you could ever want,
339
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,017
anti lock brakes,
air bag, the works.
340
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,019
This baby's
built like a tank.
341
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,455
And judging
by the way you drive,
342
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,283
it might not be a bad idea.
343
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,372
Well, you sure know
your stuff, kiddo.
344
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,592
Wow, he's
pretty good at this.
345
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,421
Good? He is a natural.
346
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,597
You know,
you and your husband
must be very proud.
347
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:17,601
Leo, could you show
Mrs. Slezak the
safety reports on the 240 GL?
348
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,430
Safety reports?
349
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:23,259
Um, when,
when did we get those?
350
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,783
They're in the consumer guide
I got from the library.
351
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,350
They're on your desk.
352
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,525
Oh, of course, of course.
Safety reports.
353
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,571
Oh, love this boy.
354
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,486
Oh, right this way,
sweetheart.
355
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,184
Hands off, bubble butt.
356
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:41,756
[MOUTHS]
Bubble butt?
357
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,152
So, Carol, what brings
you down here?
358
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,806
Well, I I just wanted
to talk to you
about something.
359
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:51,809
Oh, you know, I wanted to
talk to you, too.
360
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:55,117
I wanted to thank you and Dad
for getting me off my kiester.
361
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:58,599
I don't know
if you noticed or, not,
but, I used to be kind of lazy.
362
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,775
Well, I wouldn't
say "lazy."
363
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,604
I would.
364
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,519
[SIGHS] I don't know,
365
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,303
I guess since I was
never any good at school,
366
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,479
I thought I'd never be
good at anything else.
367
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,568
But, this job
changed all that.
368
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,440
I mean, I'm really good
at talking to people
369
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,311
and helping them find
the cars they want.
370
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,400
I'm even good
at keeping Leo honest.
371
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,315
And that's pretty much
a full time job.
372
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,928
[EXHALES] I guess
what I'm trying to say is
373
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:27,106
this job makes me
feel good about myself.
374
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,412
Well, I am
really proud of you, JT.
375
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,502
I know I put
a lot of pressure on you
to go to college,
376
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,895
but, maybe your dad is right.
377
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:36,115
Maybe college
is not right for you.
378
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,813
Oh, no. I thought
I might go to college
part time, you know.
379
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,206
Take a couple of
business courses.
380
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,556
Maybe even some math.
Math?
381
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,514
Well, you know,
you put dollar signs
in front of numbers,
382
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:45,907
they really start
to mean something.
383
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,216
You know, JT,
I get the feeling that
one of these days,
384
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:53,175
this sign up here
will say "JT's Auto World."
385
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,612
I like the sound of that.
386
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,223
Hey, Carol, you know,
since you're here,
387
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,485
could I show you a car?
388
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,095
Oh, JT,
I don't need a car.
389
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,184
Oh, I know, I know.
390
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,838
I just thought it might be
fun to take one
for a test drive.
391
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,753
It's free.
392
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:09,148
Well, I really have
wanted to drive
one of these custom vans.
393
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,627
Well, then let's take it
for a spin.
394
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,977
There's no obligation
and no pressure.
395
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:14,849
Oh.
396
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,069
[GASPS]
397
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,375
There's a TV.
398
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:20,420
Yeah.
399
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:23,858
I love this business.
400
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:32,736
Oh.
401
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:34,912
Oh, man.
402
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,915
Oh, man.
403
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:42,442
Something wrong, Cody?
404
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,880
Am I that transparent,
Uncle Frank?
405
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,885
Only to those of us
who really know you.
406
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,452
What's the problem?
407
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,105
Well, today's the day
that Dana gets graded
408
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,630
on that psychological profile
she wrote about me.
409
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,762
So?
410
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,634
What if she finds out
something weird about me,
411
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,592
like that I'm
totally psychotic?
412
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:09,904
I don't see how that
would ever happen.
413
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,167
Well, yeah, I know
it's a long shot,
Uncle Frank,
414
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:15,692
but, uh, what if
she finds out that
I'm like that Sybil chick
415
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,781
and I've got
multiple personalities?
416
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:23,526
I mean, like, one day
I'm a shrimp farmer
from New Orleans,
417
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:26,181
and the next day,
I'm a hairdresser
in Cleveland.
418
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:33,580
There can be
15 different personas
right up here in the old casaba.
419
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:39,107
Cody, I think if you had
15 different personalities,
420
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,501
we'd know about it by now.
421
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,503
Well, no, not necessarily,
Uncle Frank.
422
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:46,245
I mean, hey, what if
they're 15 different people,
423
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,682
but, they're all
exactly alike?
424
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,038
Good point. Good...
Good point.
425
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:04,611
Well, thanks to Cody,
I got a "D"
on my psychology project.
426
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:07,483
A "D?" Oh, no.
I'm doomed.
427
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,966
That's it, set the table
for 16 tonight, Uncle Frank.
428
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,228
I'm a total psycho.
429
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,580
That's what I thought.
430
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,713
But, according to
my psychology teacher,
you're normal
431
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,889
and I'm the one
who needs to
get my head examined.
432
00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:24,239
Whoa.
433
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:27,155
Interesting turn of events.
434
00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:28,765
Suddenly the
psychological disorder
435
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:31,377
is on the other foot,
eh, Dr. Ruth?
436
00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:36,860
Let me see that
paper there, Dana.
437
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:39,298
You're not going to
believe what that
idiot teacher wrote.
438
00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:42,649
"Dear Miss Foster,
439
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:47,044
"just because your subject,
Cody Lambert,
gave some unusual answers,
440
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:50,396
"it doesn't mean he is,
as you put it, a 'nut case.'
441
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:54,791
"He seems to be
free thinking and creative.
442
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:58,491
"You, however,
are narrow minded
and judgmental.
443
00:21:58,578 --> 00:21:59,535
"Get over it."
[LAUGHS]
444
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:02,625
I like this guy.
445
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:08,327
Now if I want an "A"
in the class, I have to do
a make up paper.
446
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:11,721
I have to listen to
somebody's dreams for a week
and analyze them.
447
00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:13,680
Oh, oh, pick me!
Me, me, me!
448
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,943
Pick me!
I'll do it, I'll do it!
449
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:19,425
Oh, no. I'm not
dealing with your
twisted mind any more.
450
00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:21,340
But, wait,
I have great dreams.
451
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,646
Hey, just last night
I dreamed I was
a singer in Vegas
452
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:25,779
with the head of Zigfreid
and the body of Roy.
453
00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:34,483
ANNOUNCER: [OVER TV] We'll return to Movie Classics
454
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:35,528
after a word
from our sponsor.
455
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,399
[UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
456
00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:39,314
FRANK: Oh, honey,
this is gonna be
JT's commercial.
457
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,621
Howdy, folks. I'm Farmer JT
down at Leo's Auto World!
458
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,927
Our back forty is chock full of great deals.
459
00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:45,581
We got cars,
we got trucks
460
00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:49,498
and we got Lulu the cow for the little kids to ride on.
461
00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:51,718
♪ Come to Leo's
We've got cars
462
00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:53,589
♪ Our prices are insane
463
00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,765
♪ If you like good deals
You'll like ours
464
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:57,506
♪ Quality is our name
465
00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,900
♪ With a two door here
A four door there
466
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,292
♪ Here a truck, there a van,
467
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,425
♪ Honest Leo is your man
468
00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:05,558
Come to Leo's
We've got cars
469
00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:07,734
♪ Drive one home today ♪
470
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:10,519
MAN: Our cars are priced
to moo-ve!
471
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:13,696
Ya'll come back now,
ya hear.
472
00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:14,871
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
473
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,612
That's my boy.
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