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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Good luck
getting the egg yolk
off of these dishes.
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It's stuck on permanently,
it looks like.
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Oh, yeah?
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[WHIRRING]
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Egg yolk, gone...
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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MAN:
♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future
Could you pay the cost
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
A second time around?
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WOMAN:
♪ Woah-oh, woah-oh
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♪ When the tears are over
And the moment has come
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♪ Say "My lord,
I think I found someone"
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♪ And no one would be better
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♪ To be putting it together
For the second time around
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ALL:
♪ Step by step
Day by day
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WOMAN:
♪ Day by day
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ALL:
♪ A fresh start over
A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
The stronger we stay
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MAN:
♪ We'll be better
The second time around
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ALL:
♪ Step by step
Day by day
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WOMAN:
♪ We'll make it better
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MAN:
♪The second time around ♪
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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-Frank.
-Yeah.
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I was just
going over my calendar
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and I noticed
that this Saturday is
the twelfth.
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Yeah.
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Guess what happened
exactly three years ago
on that date?
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Is that when George Bush
puked all over
that Japanese guy?
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No, it has
something to do with us.
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Well, I know
it's not our anniversary,
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'cause that's right around
football season.
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It's not your birthday,
'cause that's sometime
near Spring Training.
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I... I don't have
a clue, honey.
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It's kind of
a dead sports time,
you know.
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Frank, Saturday
is the anniversary
of the first days we met.
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You know, you never
remember anything.
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I'm beginning to think
you're not very romantic.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, I think I was pretty
darn romantic last night.
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Asking me to play
"Night Nurse
and the Miracle Recovery?"
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I don't think so.
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Okay, I'll show you.
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I am going to take you out
for a romantic weekend.
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Yeah. I know how this goes.
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I have to find the hotel,
I have to make
all the reservations,
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I have to prepare
all the meals for the kids
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
All you have to do is show up
and be romanced.
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Huh? I'll take care
of everything.
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Although,
if you do want to help,
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uh, you could bring along
your nurse's uniform.
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It's time
for my annual checkup.
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Bye, Daddy. We'll miss you.
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Yeah, yeah, okay,
I'm gonna miss you, too.
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Here we go, okay.
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-Bye...
-Bye-bye
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-Bye-bye
-Bye-bye.
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-Whoo, goodbye.
-Goodbye.
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-Goodbye, sweetheart.
-Bye!
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Oh, I love you all so much.
I'll miss you all so much.
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-Bye-bye, okay.
-Be good, okay.
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I love you.
I love you.
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Okay, they're gone.
Brendan, break out the movie.
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All right,
Chainsaw Slumber Party II.
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[IMITATING CHAINSAW]
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Yeah, all right...
Ha, ha...
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This is the movie
critics called
"totally repulsive."
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Okay, everybody,
prepare for carnage.
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I think I'll pass.
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There's something
about seeing pretty girls
with blood on their clothes
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that makes me queasy.
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Yeah, I'll pass, too.
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There's something about
spending time with JT
that makes me queasy.
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Hey, go take
a flea bath, barky.
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Are you gonna wimp out,
too, wuss boy?
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Why? These movies aren't scary.
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The special effects
are so cheesy and obvious.
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Only a child
would be frightened
by a movie like this.
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[GASPS]
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No way!
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Chainsaw Slumber Party II.
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Yeah, this movie
scared me to death!
[LAUGHS]
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Uh, I don't know
if you smaller fries
should watch this.
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Uh, how about a nice,
animated musical instead, huh?
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Ewww, barf.
Can't we watch this?
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Well, okay,
but once those limbs
start flying,
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you guys
are gonna be begging me
for some singing dwarfs.
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Hey, guys, check it out!
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The chainsaw dude's
at the party.
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He's hiding over
by the food table.
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Huh! Don't look now,
but this meal
is about to cost somebody
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an arm and a leg.
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MAN OVER TV:
Hey, you with the chainsaw.
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I don't remember
inviting you to this party.
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[CHAINSAW WHIRRING]
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Duck and cover!
Incoming chainsaw!
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[MAN GROANING]
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Give me a break.
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That looks nothing
like human guts.
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It's linguini
with clam sauce.
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-Dude, no one said
it was Oscar material.
-[MAN SCREAMING]
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The only thing scary
about this movie is that
you guys paid to rent it.
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You know,
I bet if Mr. Logic Brain
were in a house
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and strange things
started to happen,
he'd be plenty scared.
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Yeah.
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Hey, why don't we find out?
Let's play a little game called
"Freak the Geek."
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I don't know, cuz.
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I saw this movie once,
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it was called,
The Revenge of the Guy
Everybody Made Fun Of.
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Dude got a flamethrower,
I'm telling 'ya,
nobody's laughing now.
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So, you don't think
it's a good idea
to scare Mark?
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Not unless you want to end up
toasted like a marshmallow.
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Anybody smell
something burning?
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Oh, no, I left the oven
on in my van.
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Dude, hope you guys
like your brownies
Cajun style.
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You know,
maybe Cody's right.
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Maybe we shouldn't scare Mark.
It might really mess him up.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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[EXHALES]
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Let's do it.
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"Dear Producers of Baywatch,
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"I loved your recent
episode entitled
Volleyball Vixens.
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[DOOR CREAKING]
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"Please send me
a photo of Tanya,
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"the wild girl
from the canyons."
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[DOOR CREAKING]
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[DOOR CREAKING]
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[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
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[SCREAMING]
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Oh, this is too easy.
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[MAN SPEAKING INDISTICNTLY
OVER TV]
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Something wrong, Mark?
You look a little paler
than usual.
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Uh, no, I'm fine.
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I just thought I'd, uh,
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come downstairs
and, uh, watch some TV
with you guys.
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What are you watching?
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- Bloodsucking Gravediggers.
-Goodbye.
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[LAUGHING]
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We got this little dweeb
shaking in his shorts.
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Yeah, wait 'til after
he goes to sleep.
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[MAN CONTINUES
SPEAKING INDISTICNTLY OVER TV]
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What was that for?
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For arranging
this whole weekend.
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It really means
a lot to me, Frank.
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You see,
I can be romantic.
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And to prove it,
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I brought along
the tape of love songs
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just to set the mood
for the whole weekend.
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[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, oh, Frank,
I love this song.
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Do you remember
what we were doing
the first time we heard this?
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Uh...
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Frank!
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00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:41,363
Well, honey, you can't expect me
to remember every little thing
that happened to us?
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They played this song
at our wedding.
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Was I there?
[LAUGHING]
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Oh, come on, honey,
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so a few
of the little things
slip my mind.
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Hey, when it comes
to the big,
important things,
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Frank Lambert has a memory
like an elephant.
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00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:05,300
That's why I'm taking you
to The Mountain Peak Lodge.
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00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,171
Remember the romantic weekend
we spent there?
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00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,656
No.
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So, now who's forgetful, huh?
[LAUGHING]
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Frank, we never went
to the Mountain Peak Lodge.
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We went to
the Mountain View Lodge,
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00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,143
but not
the Mountain Peak Lodge.
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00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,972
You are totally wrong.
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00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,887
We spent
a wonderful weekend there
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00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,540
in a big snowstorm.
Remember?
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-A few years back.
-The snowstorm of '89?
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-Exactly.
-Frank, do you remember
when we met?
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Well, sure. June 1990.
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Oh, dear.
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I don't believe this.
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You were there
with another woman,
weren't you?
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This gonna put
a crimp in the weekend,
honey?
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[SLOW INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
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You sure you don't have
any rooms available?
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Nothing?
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00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,539
Uh, thanks anyway.
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Honey, I have called
every hotel in the area
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and they're all booked up.
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00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,680
Well, I am not staying
in a place
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00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,508
where my husband
had a lovefest
with another woman.
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00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:25,685
Oh, come on, Carol.
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00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:28,513
So I stayed at this lodge
with someone else.
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That was before I met you.
I have a past, you have a past.
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00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,955
Yes, but I didn't take you
on a guided tour of my past.
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00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,917
Okay, I'm sorry.
I messed up.
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00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,877
But don't let it ruin
the whole weekend.
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00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:46,314
I mean,
that was in the past
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and we're here now,
199
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and it's just you and me
and we should be
creating new memories.
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00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,584
-Well...
-Oh, come on, now.
201
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:58,065
Look, there's a beautiful fire
in the fireplace
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and I can order champagne...
203
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:04,506
Well, I guess
I am being
a little oversensitive.
204
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:08,075
It is so rare
that we get away.
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00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,730
All right, let's just forget
all about this stuff
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00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,775
and have the best weekend
we've ever had.
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00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,516
Okay.
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00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:17,084
-[KNOCK AT DOOR]
-Bellman.
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00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,042
Hold that thought.
Come in.
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00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,700
Welcome back, Mr. Lambert.
Great to see you here again.
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00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:33,143
I think you've got me confused
with somebody else.
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00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,755
Frank Lambert.
Port Washington. Contractor.
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00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:38,975
I took the liberty
of having the front desk
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put you in the same cabin
as last time.
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00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,414
Cabin number seven.
Or, as we now call it,
in your honor,
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"The Love Shack."
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Anything else I can do?
218
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,730
Oh, no, no, you've, uh,
you've done enough here.
219
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:57,907
Nice to see you again, Tammy.
Weren't you a redhead?
220
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:04,087
No, and my name is Carol.
And I'm his wife...
221
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,567
at least until I find a lawyer.
222
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:11,399
Whoa, taking the wife
to the same place
you took the old girlfriend.
223
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,574
Not real smooth, chief.
224
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:20,364
Get out!
Go, go, go, move, go!
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00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,901
Oh, golly, honey, you know,
226
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:40,384
a couple years from now,
we're gonna look back on this
and you're gonna laugh.
227
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:45,389
'Cause that's one of the things
I really love about you,
is your sense of humor.
228
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:49,176
Oh, I think you have me
confused with Tammy
the laughing redhead.
229
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,264
[LAUGHING]
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Where,
where are you going,
honey?
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I am going for a walk.
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00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,359
That's a good idea.
I'll come with you.
233
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,056
Or I... I could
stay here...
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00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,494
[EEIRIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CREAKING]
236
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,731
[CREAKING CONTINUES]
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00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,084
[WHISPERING] JT?
238
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,740
JT?
239
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,134
[DOOR THUDDING]
240
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,880
JT! Wake up!
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00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,317
[SCREAMING]
242
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,537
Brendan! Brendan!
243
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:49,889
[SCREAMING]
244
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,589
[LAUGHING]
245
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:57,070
-You guys having
as much fun as I am?
-[ALL LAUGHING]
246
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,638
Call 911! Call 911!
247
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:03,163
A monster killed JT.!
And there's hands
and there's blood.
248
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,860
And there's everything
and...
249
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,253
-Mark, slow down.
-And JT got...
250
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,515
right with a knife...
251
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,386
[SCREAMING INDISTICNTLY]
252
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,214
-Dude, chill.
-And there's blood
and everything...
253
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:14,783
Okay, now,
listen to me very carefully.
254
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:18,265
There are no monsters, okay?
255
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:22,399
Those dudes are just messing
with your head because you
bagged on their movie, okay?
256
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,928
Wait a minute.
257
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,278
You mean,
this was just all a trick?
258
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,149
Like the time
they buttered
the toilet seat?
259
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,199
Well, that's about
the size of it.
260
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,375
Well, I'm going to trot
right back up there
261
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,638
and give them
a severe tongue lashing.
262
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,685
Mark, wait.
263
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,470
I got a better idea.
264
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,645
What's that?
265
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,821
Well, as the
Chinese philosopher,
266
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:56,651
Confucius, once said,
"Bu yow shun chee.
Yyee yah whan yah,"
267
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:58,958
right?
268
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:03,788
Cody, I don't speak Chinese.
269
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,965
No way,
was I talking Chinese?
270
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,054
Aw, dude.
271
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:12,623
Well, uh,
what I meant to say was,
"Don't get mad, get even."
272
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,583
Yeah, maybe
we should have a little
273
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,107
"chainsaw slumber party"
of our own.
274
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,849
I'm all ears, Cody.
275
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:24,026
Yeah, well,
one problem at a time there,
little dude.
276
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:31,947
[EXHALES]
277
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:36,647
-Hi.
-Hi.
278
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,391
Oh, Frank,
I don't want to fight.
279
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,654
I know you
didn't do this on purpose.
280
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:47,919
You were just trying
to be romantic
and you made a few mistakes.
281
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,617
So you're not mad at me?
282
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,619
No.
283
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,534
But I'm not going to be happy
staying in this place.
284
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,666
Why don't we just
get in the car and go home.
285
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:59,235
Okay, okay, but before we go,
can I show you something
I brought along?
286
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:03,631
It's from our past
and it means a lot to me.
287
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,981
All right, Frank,
but it better be
from our past.
288
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,375
Because if it's anymore
of this Tammy memorabilia,
289
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,855
you are a dead man.
290
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:14,294
Oh, no, I ... I'm sure
this belongs to you.
291
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:20,648
It's the dress
you were wearing
the first time I saw you.
292
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:24,652
I wanted to have
a candlelit dinner
and you wear that
293
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:29,483
so I could remind myself
how lucky I am to be with you.
294
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,533
Frank, this isn't the dress
I wore the first time we met.
295
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,278
I didn't say
the first time we met,
honey.
296
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,585
I said the first time
I saw you.
297
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:47,240
Well, aren't they the same?
298
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:50,591
No. I may forget
a lot of things,
299
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,462
but I definitely
remember this.
300
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:54,464
It was at the County Fair
301
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:57,076
and I'd taken the kids
and I was just about
to take a picture of them
302
00:17:57,163 --> 00:18:03,299
when this woman
in a cotton summer dress
walked by
303
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:06,520
like something out of a dream,
304
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:10,219
and I thought to myself,
"That is the most
beautiful woman
305
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,742
"I have ever seen."
306
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,572
And she had the most
incredible smile.
307
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,707
So, I asked around
308
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:22,188
and found out
that she owned
this beauty salon.
309
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,712
So, I called up
and made an appointment
to get my haircut.
310
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,497
'Cause I had
to see her again.
311
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,936
Really?
312
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,635
Why else would
a construction worker get
his hair cut in a beauty salon?
313
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:41,032
Carol, from the first moment
I saw you,
314
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,644
I knew you were
the only woman
in the world for me.
315
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:47,778
Oh, Frank, I love you.
316
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,652
I love you, too.
317
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:56,396
Oh, Frank, oh, look.
318
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,789
It's ten forty-five.
319
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,140
Do you know
what happened
to us at exactly
320
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:04,926
ten forty-five
one night?
321
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,537
Oh, my God... no.
322
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,194
What?
323
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:15,241
Nothing...yet.
324
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:18,461
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
325
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,774
Love Shack! Ow!
326
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,820
[RAINING]
327
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:31,561
[THUNDER CLAPS]
328
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:32,910
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
329
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:38,438
MAN OVER TV:
If you set foot in this room,
you won't have a foot.
330
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,443
Relax, Brendan.
It's just the TV.
331
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,185
What's going on?
332
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,317
Brendan forgot
to turn off the TV.
333
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,145
I did not!
334
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,365
Who cares?
Just turn it off.
335
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,801
[ELECTRICITY POWER DOWN]
336
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:59,198
Nice going, lamebrain.
You blew a fuse.
337
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,896
Relax, all right.
I'll get the flashlight
and go fix it.
338
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:13,212
Hurry up.
It's creepy down here
with the lights out.
339
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,090
[MOANING]
340
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,706
Cut it out, JT.
That's not funny.
341
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,274
It's not me.
342
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:33,667
[MOANING CONTINUES]
343
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,801
It's coming from over there.
344
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,201
Maybe we should get Cody.
345
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,638
Oh, yeah, great idea.
346
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,640
Let's get the guy who was
afraid to go to the bathroom
alone after the movie.
347
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,257
[ALL SCREAMING]
348
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,304
JT:
Oh, no!
We're trapped.
349
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,001
ALICIA:
We're gonna die!
350
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,568
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES]
351
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,877
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
352
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,270
[ALL SCREAMING]
353
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,279
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
354
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:29,853
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
355
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:33,596
[LAUGHING]
356
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:36,904
We gotcha, dudes!
357
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:41,343
Yeah, and it was really great.
You guys are just a bunch
of scared little weenies.
358
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:42,562
[LAUGHING]
359
00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:46,740
Okay, Dana,
you can take
your mask off now.
360
00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:49,308
[GROWLING]
361
00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,317
Oh, my God.
Who is that?
362
00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:01,407
Yeah, if that's Dana,
then who's...
363
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:04,584
You'll find out.
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
364
00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:09,458
[ALL SCREAMING]
365
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:14,333
[LAUGHING]
366
00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:16,160
Thanks, Tracy.
367
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:17,597
No problem.
368
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:19,381
That worked like a charm.
369
00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:21,383
I love being
the smartest person
in this house.
370
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:29,391
MAN: And action.
371
00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:30,610
[CLATTERING]
372
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,569
Frank...
[LAUGHING]
373
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:36,137
I want to know
who's up there with her...
374
00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:40,141
MAN: And action, Chris.
375
00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:44,319
Wow, Tanya
really was the wild girl
from the canyons.
376
00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:50,238
Boy, I hope I don't
have to scratch my nose.
377
00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,591
You know, the oatmeal's
stuck to the bowls.
378
00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:57,593
Why don't you just
fire up the blow torch?
379
00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:00,204
That's not a bad idea.
380
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,382
[SMASHING]
381
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:12,782
Uh... Guess I shouldn't
have asked for a raise.
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