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HEY, FAY.
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I HAD MY CHOLESTEROL
CHECKED AT THE SUPERMARKET
THIS MORNIN'.
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LOOK AT THAT.
IS THAT GOOD?
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325?
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YEAH, IT'S
A LITTLE HIGH, HUH?
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WELL, UH, JUST TO GIVE YOU
A FRAME OF REFERENCE, ROY,
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A SMALL CAN
OF BACON GREASE IS 350.
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SO WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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WELL, YOU MIGHT START
BY CUTTING OUT BUTTER.
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JUST ON MY FOOD
OR IN BETWEEN MEALS, TOO?
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JUST DO WHAT YOU CAN, ROY.
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[seagulls cawing]
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ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL
OF SANDPIPER AIR FLIGHT 26
FROM BOSTON.
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HEY, HOW'D
THE FLIGHT GO, BRIAN?
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FINE, FINE. HEY, LISTEN,
I GOT A GREAT IDEA.
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WHEN THE GUYS COME OVER
THIS WEEKEND
TO WATCH THE GAME,
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WHY DON'T WE DO
WHAT THE ISLANDERS DO
IN THE CARIBBEAN, HUH?
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WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND
BARE-CHESTED NATIVE GIRLS
IN MASSACHUSETTS?
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ACTUALLY, I KNOW WHERE,
BUT THAT'S NOT
THE PART I MEANT.
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HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
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SINCE IT'S TOO COLD
FOR THE BEACH,
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WE'LL JUST PULL UP
A COUPLE OF FLOORBOARDS
IN THE LIVING ROOM,
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LINE THE HALL
WITH PALM FRONDS,
AND ROAST A WILD BOAR.
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HOW ABOUT COLD CUTS
AND POTATO SALAD?
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OK, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE
A LOT OF TROUBLE.
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(Roy)
HEY, GUYS, GUYS.
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ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT FOOD
FOR THE BOSTON COLLEGE
PROVIDENCE GAME?
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(Brian)
YEAH.
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HERE'S A LITTLE
PARTY-PLANNING TIP
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THAT HAS SERVED ME WELL
OVER THE YEARS.
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IF IT'S GREEN, IT'S TROUBLE.
IF IT'S FRIED, GET DOUBLE.
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OH, HEY, UH, BRIAN.
BRIAN, GUESS WHAT?
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MERRIWEATHER CALLED.
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THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE
HE'S GONNA BE HERE
FOR THE GAME.
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OH, PHIL MERRIWEATHER.
OH, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
SINCE YOUR FRAT DAYS.
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YEAH, ME NEITHER.
AH, SURE HOPE
HE CAN MAKE IT.
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[laughing]
OH, THE TIMES WE HAD
BACK AT BOSTON COLLEGE.
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I WONDER IF HE CAN
STILL DO THAT WEIRD THING
WITH HIS EYE.
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I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THAT MEANS,
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BUT I LIKE THE SOUND OF IT.
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OOH, HI, BABY.
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MMM, HI, HELEN.
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OH, JEEZ, GET A ROOM.
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HELEN.
YEAH.
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I GOT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.
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COULD I SEE YOU
IN MY OFFICE FOR A MINUTE?
SURE.
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
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[whooping]
I THINK I FOUND
A SECRET SPOT.
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I HAVE A SECRET SPOT.
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LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY.
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HELEN, A SITUATION
HAS DEVELOPED THAT
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I BELIEVE YOU AND I
NEED TO DEAL WITH
RIGHT AWAY.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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THIS.
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[gasps]
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JUST IGNORE ME.
I'LL GET MY PEN
FROM JOE'S DESK,
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AND I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR WAY.
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UH, THAT'S OK, FAY.
THERE'S NOTHING GOIN' ON.
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THEN MAYBE
YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT.
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WELL, THAT WAS A NICE,
LITTLE PICK-ME-UP,
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BUT I GOTTA GET
BACK TO WORK.
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OH, HELEN.
YES.
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I--I ACTUALLY DID ASK YOU
IN HERE FOR A REASON.
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YES?
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YOU DON'T REMEMBER,
DO YOU?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT,
SO I GUESS, NO.
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YOU KNOW, LAST NIGHT?
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UM?
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I WAS TAKING MY CAR IN
TO BE SERVICED,
AND YOU WERE GONNA...
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PICK YOU UP.
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JOE, I'M SO SORRY,
I FORGOT.
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UM, I--I WAS GIVING
MY CELLO LESSON,
IT RAN LATE.
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I GOT TO TALKING
TO BILLY'S MOTHER--
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HEY, IT'S--
IT'S NO BIG DEAL, REALLY.
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IT'S NOTHIN' AT ALL.
I--I JUST WAITED
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ON THAT CORNER
FOR HALF AN HOUR.
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AND IT ONLY RAINED REALLY HARD
FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES.
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JOE, I FEEL REALLY TERRIBLE.
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NO, PLEASE, DON'T.
FRED SCOGGINS DROVE BY.
HE GAVE ME A LIFT HOME.
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OH.
WE HAD A NICE,
LITTLE CHAT.
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WE SAT IN THE DRIVEWAY TALKIN'
ABOUT HIS HIP REPLACEMENT
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FOR 46 MINUTES AND 11 SECONDS.
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BUT IT WENT BY QUICK.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO SAY.
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I--I'M SORRY.
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YOU--YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SAY ANYTHING.
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IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
OK. GOOD.
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IT'S JUST THAT
WHEN YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE,
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YOU KIND OF HOPE
THEY'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
WHEN YOU NEED 'EM.
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I MEAN,
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
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SO I'M TOLD.
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YOU DONE MAKING ME
FEEL GUILTY?
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(Joe)
YES.
ARE YOU SURE?
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[stammering]
YES.
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GREAT. I GOTTA GO.
I GOTTA GIVE A LESSON.
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[laughing]
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[whooping]
I KNOW THIS IS
THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME
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TO BRING THIS UP TO YOU,
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BUT MY DENTIST SAYS
I HAVE TO HAVE
THOSE WISDOM TEETH PULLED,
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AND HE WANTS TO DO IT
ON FRIDAY.
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AND I KIND OF NEED
SOMEONE TO PICK ME UP
FROM THE DENTIST
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AND TAKE CARE OF ME.
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NO PROBLEM.
I KNOW JUST THE GUY.
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HE'S RESPONSIBLE,
HE'S AVAILABLE AND, UH,
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WORD IS HE'S KIND OF
SWEET ON YOU.
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THANKS, JOE.
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ME? I WAS TALKING
ABOUT FRED SCOGGINS.
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I KNOW.
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WHY DO YOU THINK
HE NEEDED THAT HIP REPLACED?
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[people chattering]
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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YES, I HAVE A RESERVATION
FOR YOUR FLIGHT 7 TO HYANNIS.
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THE NAME IS TUPPERMAN.
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MA'AM?
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OH, YES, OF COURSE.
CAN I HAVE
YOUR TICKET, PLEASE?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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NEITHER CAN I.
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MY TICKET WAS IN HERE
THIS-- OH, HERE IT IS.
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UH, DO YOU HAVE
ANY BAGGAGE TO CHECK?
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[stutters]
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NO. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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FINE. UH, A-A-AND YOU?
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FINE.
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WELL, UH, WE'LL BE CALLING
THE FLIGHT SHORTLY,
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AND HERE'S YOUR BOARDING PASS,
MR. TOUPEEMAN.
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TUPPERMAN. TUPPERMAN.
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YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT
I SAID TOUPEEMAN,
BUT I DIDN'T.
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UH, IT--IT DOESN'T SHOW
AT ALL.
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[laughing]
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FAY, HOW AM I GONNA TELL
WHICH--
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WHOA!
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[snickering]
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HEY, ROY, CHECK THIS OUT.
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HEY, JOE,
CAN I MAKE YOU A BURGER?
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NO. HEY, DOES HELEN KNOW
YOU'RE DOING THIS?
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NO. ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
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[sizzling]
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OH, BRIAN!
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[imitating grill sizzling]
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JOE, THIS SIDE OF THE GRILL
IS NOT ON.
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LET'S SEE,
I GOT YOU WITH THAT ONE,
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WHAT IS IT NOW,
8,000, 9,000 TIMES.
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YEAH, ONE OF THESE DAYS
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA BURN
YOURSELF,
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AND I'M NOT GONNA CARE.
YEAH, THAT'LL TEACH ME.
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SO, UH, WHAT'S UP?
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WELL, UH,
WE HAVE A 4:30 FLIGHT
ON SATURDAY NIGHT.
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UH, WHAT TIME ARE THE GUYS
COMIN' OVER FOR THE GAME?
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WHAT, YOU KIDDIN' ME?
THE GAME IS FRIDAY
NOT SATURDAY.
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NO, YOU MEAN SATURDAY.
NO, IT'S FRI-- ROY, ROY.
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WHEN'S
THE B.C. PROVIDENCE GAME?
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FRIDAY NIGHT, YOUR PLACE.
BE THERE OR BE STUPID.
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LOWELL, YOU CAN BE BOTH.
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THEY CAN'T PLAY ON FRIDAY.
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HELEN'S HAVIN'
HER WISDOM TEETH
PULLED FRIDAY.
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OH, WELL, THEY PROBABLY
DIDN'T KNOW THAT
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WHEN THEY SCHEDULED
THE GAME.
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I'LL MAKE A CALL.
I'LL HAVE THEM CHANGE IT.
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WHAT DO HELEN'S TEETH
HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?
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I'M TAKING HER HOME
FROM THE DENTIST
AND TAKING CARE OF HER.
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GET OUT OF IT.
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HEY, WHEN YOU'RE IN
A RELATIONSHIP,
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IT'S THE KIND OF THING
YOU DO ONCE IN A WHILE.
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NO, YOU DON'T.
PAPER COVERS ROCK,
ROCK SMASHES SCISSORS.
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GUY STUFF BEATS GIRL STUFF.
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GOD, IT'S KILLING ME
NOT TO BE ABLE
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TO SEE THE GAME
WITH YOU GUYS,
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BUT I--I JUST WENT THROUGH
THIS WHOLE THING
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ABOUT BEING THERE
FOR EACH OTHER.
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HACKETT,
HERE'S YOUR WAKE UP CALL.
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THAT '70s ALAN ALDA
MALE SENSITIVITY CRAP
IS OVER.
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HUH.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THE GAME IS ON FRIDAY.
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I THOUGHT
I CHECKED MY CALENDAR.
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WELL, MAYBE YOU HAD
A LITTLE TROUBLE
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SEEIN' PAST THAT RING
IN YOUR NOSE.
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[Roy and Brian laughing]
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LOWELL, IT WAS A JOKE.
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WELL, IF YOU HAVE
TO POINT THAT OUT,
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IT OBVIOUSLY WASN'T
A VERY GOOD ONE.
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UH, JOE,
NOT ONLY ARE YOU
GONNA MISS THE GAME,
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BUT WHAT IF
PHIL MERRIWEATHER
SHOWS UP?
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YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA
DO THE EYE THING.
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YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS
ANY EASIER FOR ME, BRIAN.
ALL RIGHT, JOE.
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JOE, YOU DO WHATEVER
YOU NEED TO DO.
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BUT I'M WARNIN' YOU
'CAUSE THESE THINGS
START SMALL,
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AND THEY START
GATHERING SPEED
AND AFTER A WHILE
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YOU WAKE UP ONE DAY
TOTALLY WHIPPED.
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[Roy chuckling]
LISTEN.
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00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:05,860
LET ME EXPLAIN THIS
FOR THE RELATIONSHIP-IMPAIRED.
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I AM TAKING CARE OF HELEN
BECAUSE I WANT TO
TAKE CARE OF HELEN.
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IF YOU GUYS INSIST
ON RAZZING ME
LIKE A COUPLE OF 4TH GRADERS,
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I'M GONNA TELL YOU EXACTLY
WHAT I TOLD THE GUYS
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BACK WHEN MARY LOU HOPKINS
INVITED ME
INTO HER PLAYHOUSE.
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I'VE GOT A GIRL FRIEND
AND YOU DON'T
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I HOPE JOE DOESN'T THINK
HE WAS THE FIRST GUY
IN THAT PLAYHOUSE.
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OK, HELEN,
WHY DON'T YOU JUST-- JUST
LIE DOWN RIGHT HERE
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AND GET COMFORTABLE?
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REMEMBER,
I'M HERE IF YOU NEED ME.
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[mumbling]
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IF THAT WAS THANK YOU,
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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NOW I'M GONNA GO
FILL THE ICE BAG.
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[grunting]
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[shrieking]
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00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:17,570
SO, HOW YOU DOIN'?
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[mumbling]
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00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,470
WHAT?
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00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:22,070
[mumbling]
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00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:27,280
A--A PILL? I'M SORRY
I JUST DON'T--
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[mumbling]
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00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,780
OH, OH, A PILLOW.
YEAH, SURE.
COMIN' RIGHT UP.
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HERE YOU GO.
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[mumbling]
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00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,390
OH, YOU KNOW, HELEN,
I ALMOST FORGOT.
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THE DENTIST SAID
YOU SHOULD DRINK
PLENTY OF LIQUIDS
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AND GARGLE EVERY 2 HOURS
WITH SALT WATER
TO AVOID DRY SOCKET.
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00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,900
SO, UH, WHY--
WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT
BEFORE YOU GET SETTLED.
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00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,400
[grunting]
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OH, AND AS A SPECIAL
FAVOR TO ME,
218
00:10:56,910 --> 00:10:57,810
WOULD YOU MIND SAYING,
219
00:10:57,810 --> 00:11:00,410
"YOU'VE DISHONORED
THE CORLEONE FAMILY?"
220
00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:06,820
[mumbling]
221
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,250
HARRY, HONEY?
222
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,250
[mumbling]
223
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:11,250
OH, I THINK I GOT THAT ONE.
224
00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:12,990
[phone ringing]
225
00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:14,890
HELLO.
(Brian)
HELLO.
226
00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:16,760
HEY, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY
RINSING AND SWABBING
227
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,760
AND HAVING MORE FUN
THAN ANY GUY HAS A RIGHT TO,
228
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,400
BUT YOU GOTTA GET
YOUR FANNY OVER HERE, MAN.
229
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,900
BRIAN,
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.
230
00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:23,330
YEAH, BUT--BUT THE GUYS
ARE ALL ASKING FOR YOU.
231
00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:24,830
THIS IS THE BEST PARTY
WE'VE EVER HAD,
232
00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:26,270
AND THE GAME HASN'T
EVEN STARTED YET.
233
00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:28,000
YOU'RE NOT ROASTING A PIG
IN THE LIVING ROOM, ARE YOU?
234
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,510
NO, BUT THE NIGHT'S
STILL YOUNG.
235
00:11:29,510 --> 00:11:31,010
[men cheering]
236
00:11:31,510 --> 00:11:33,010
HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
237
00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:34,680
OH, OH, OH.
IT'S MERRIWEATHER!
238
00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,110
OH, MAN!
HE'S DOING THE EYE THING.
239
00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:39,580
HE CAME THROUGH THE DOOR
DOING THE EYE THING.
240
00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:40,580
REALLY?
241
00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:41,720
AH! BOTH EYES!
242
00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:44,390
HE'S DONE IT WITH BOTH EYES.
HE'S ACCOMPLISHED A DOUBLE.
243
00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:46,890
NO! NO!
GROWN MEN ARE WEEPING.
244
00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:47,960
THE CROWD IS GOING WILD.
245
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:48,960
[men cheering]
246
00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,790
JOE, JOE,
YOU GOTTA COME BY,
YOU GOT TO--
247
00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:51,660
[exclaiming]
248
00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:53,660
YOU GOTTA SEE IT.
JOE? JOE?
249
00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,160
BOTH EYES?
250
00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:04,270
LISTEN.
BRIAN, I GOT A PLAN.
251
00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:05,470
HELEN IS PRETTY OUT OF IT.
252
00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:08,480
SO WHEN SHE GOES TO SLEEP,
I CAN SNEAK OVER THERE,
SEE THE GAME,
253
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:09,950
WATCH MERRIWEATHER
DO THE DOUBLE,
254
00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:11,910
THEN I'LL COME BACK HERE.
SHE'LL NEVER KNOW I WAS GONE.
255
00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:14,920
AH, A RELATIONSHIP BUILT
FIRMLY ON TRUST AND HONESTY.
256
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,650
HOW I ENVY YOU.
257
00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:17,650
I GOTTA GO.
258
00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:22,160
AH, HELEN. YOU LOOK BEAT.
259
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,660
HERE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
LIE DOWN HERE?
260
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,660
I'LL PLUMP UP YOUR PILLOWS,
261
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:29,170
AND YOU CAN DRIFT OFF
INTO DREAMLAND.
262
00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:32,230
[mumbling]
263
00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:33,740
UGLY?
NO, YOU'RE NOT UGLY.
264
00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:36,240
THE SWELLING WILL
GO DOWN SOON.
265
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,240
[mumbling]
266
00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,880
[mumbling]
267
00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:44,350
[mumbling]
268
00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,350
OH, OH, HUNGRY.
269
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,350
OH, YOU DON'T WANT
TO EAT NOW.
270
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,850
YOU'RE WAY TOO TIRED
TO EAT.
271
00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,850
UH-UH.
272
00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:54,360
UH, OK, WELL,
I-- I WENT TO THE STORE
AND PICKED UP SOME BABY FOOD,
273
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,360
SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO CHEW.
274
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,460
HOW ABOUT SOME NICE,
STRAINED CARROTS?
275
00:12:58,390 --> 00:13:00,200
OK, HOW ABOUT
SOME STRAINED BEEF?
276
00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:01,430
MMM.
277
00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:02,930
STRAINED PEAS?
278
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,100
STRAINED RELATIONSHIP?
279
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,100
UH, NO-NOTHING,
NOTHING.
280
00:13:09,610 --> 00:13:11,870
OH, WELL, HEY, LOOK.
IT'S TIME FOR A PAIN PILL.
281
00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:17,910
UM, LOOK AT THIS.
THIS IS AN INTERESTING
SIDE EFFECT.
282
00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:19,920
THESE CAN MAKE YOU DROWSY.
283
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,220
AH, HELEN,
YOU'RE DRIBBLING.
284
00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:39,470
[floorboard creaking]
285
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,470
[groaning]
286
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:41,970
[sighing]
DAMN!
287
00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:43,970
RIGHT HERE.
WHAT IS IT?
288
00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:46,510
[mumbling]
289
00:13:52,010 --> 00:13:53,020
SURE.
290
00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:59,020
DECEMBER ISSUE, RIGHT?
MMM.
291
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,020
I'M GETTING
PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.
292
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,530
AND NOW, IF I READ TO YOU,
293
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,530
WILL YOU GO TO SLEEP
LIKE A GOOD GIRL?
294
00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:05,530
MMM-HMM.
295
00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:09,030
WHOA, WOULD YOU LOOK
AT THESE ADS?
296
00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:11,530
HAIR CREAM, BODY CREAM,
HAND CREAM, EYE CREAM.
297
00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:14,040
ONE GOOD HUG
AND YOU'D SQUIRT
RIGHT THROUGH THE CEILING.
298
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,540
[laughing]
299
00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:21,410
OK.
300
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,910
"WHAT WOMEN WANT IN MEN?
301
00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:25,410
"RESEARCH SHOWS
THAT THE NUMBER 1 QUALITY
302
00:14:25,910 --> 00:14:28,420
"WOMEN ADMIRE IN MEN
IS SELFLESSNESS.
303
00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:30,420
[mumbling]
304
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,920
"OFTEN REFERRED
TO AS THE GALAHAD SYNDROME,
305
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,420
"A WOMAN FEELS MOST LOVED
306
00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:37,930
WHEN A MAN PUTS ASIDE
HIS OWN PETTY DESIRES
TO COME TO HER AID."
307
00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:44,430
[stuttering]
LOOK, HELEN, I...
308
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:45,940
[snoring]
309
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,440
THE END.
310
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,490
[floorboard creaking]
311
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,490
[floorboard creaking]
312
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,500
[floorboard creaking]
313
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,270
[thudding]
314
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:35,450
[men cheering]
315
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,890
[commentator chattering]
316
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:43,390
NOW OVER TO ABEL.
ABEL DRIVES THE LANE,
317
00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:45,390
BLOWS THE LAY-UP,
BUT IT'S TIPPED IN BY HINTON.
318
00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:46,730
[all cheering]
319
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:48,730
BOSTON COLLEGE ON
AN 8 TO NOTHING RUN.
320
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,230
IT'S A TIME OUT, PROVIDENCE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
321
00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:53,240
TIME OUT.
322
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,240
OH, OH, GUYS, GUYS,
THERE'S BREWSKIS
IN THE FRIDGE.
323
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,740
GO, GO HELP YOURSELVES.
324
00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:00,210
LOWELL, I THOUGHT
THAT YOU WERE GOING
TO BRING THE DESSERT.
325
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,010
I DID. IT'S RIGHT THERE.
326
00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:03,380
DOLBA.
327
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,920
DOLBA?
328
00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:07,420
I KNOW, I KNOW.
329
00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:11,320
YOU DON'T EXPECT TO SEE IT
UNLESS IT'S
A NORWEGIAN HOLIDAY.
330
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,120
LOWELL, THAT JUST LOOKS
LIKE A BIG WAD OF DOUGH.
331
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,860
NOW THINK ABOUT IT, ROY,
332
00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:18,360
I COULDN'T VERY WELL
PUT THE SARDINES
AND ROCK CANDY
333
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,360
ON THE OUTSIDE NOW,
COULD I?
334
00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:23,900
[all cheering]
335
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,400
HEY, I KNEW YOU'D MAKE IT,
YOU BIG LUG.
336
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:26,900
HEY, WAS THERE
ANY DOUBT?
337
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,400
SO WHERE IS HE?
WHERE'S MERRIWEATHER?
338
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,910
AH, HE'S OVER THERE
ENTERTAININ' THE TROOPS.
339
00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,410
HE'S-- HE'S KILLIN' 'EM
WITH THE EYE THING.
340
00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:34,080
OH, HEY, MERRIWEATHER,
MERRIWEATHER, HOW YOU DOIN'?
341
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,540
HEY, CAN YOU DO THE--
342
00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,050
[all exclaiming]
343
00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:39,550
THE DOUBLE.
344
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:41,050
I WASN'T READY
FOR THE DOUBLE.
345
00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:43,550
I'LL-- I'LL TALK
TO YOU LATER.
346
00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,550
HASN'T HIS TECHNIQUE MATURED?
347
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,060
OH, YEAH,
THERE'S A COMPLEXITY
THAT WASN'T THERE
348
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,830
DURING HIS SCHOOL DAYS.
YEAH, I HAVE TO AGREE.
349
00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:51,960
SO HOW'S HELEN?
UH, SHE'S FINE.
350
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,960
IS THERE MUCH SWELLING?
351
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,030
UH, A FAIR AMOUNT,
BUT THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED.
352
00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:56,270
IS SHE IN MUCH PAIN?
353
00:16:56,270 --> 00:16:58,600
SOME, BUT SHE'S GOT, UH,
DRAVIDAN FOR THAT.
354
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,700
DRAVIDAN?
THEY GAVE HER DRAVIDAN.
THAT'S PRETTY STRONG STUFF.
355
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:03,940
YEAH,
THEY GAVE ME THAT ONCE.
I GOT A REAL BUZZ.
356
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,440
I WAS LUCKY MY WIFE WAS
WITH ME WHEN I TOOK IT.
357
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,540
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
358
00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:09,550
SAVED MY LIFE.
359
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,550
ABOUT 3:00 IN THE MORNING
SHE FOUND ME PERCHED
ON TOP OF THE STAIRCASE.
360
00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:12,980
I, HONEST TO GOD,
I THOUGHT I COULD FLY.
361
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:13,880
[man whistling]
362
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,150
[all laughing]
363
00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:16,280
GOTTA RUN.
364
00:17:16,290 --> 00:17:17,790
LEAVING SO SOON? WHY?
365
00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:19,790
YEAH, WELL,
I JUST REALLY CAME
TO SEE MERRIWEATHER, ANYWAY.
366
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,290
OH, COME ON.
WHAT'RE YOU DOIN'?
WHERE IS THAT CHUCKLEHEAD?
367
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:24,290
[all exclaiming]
368
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:25,800
YOU GOT TO WARN ME
BEFORE YOU DO THAT.
369
00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:27,630
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
(Brian)
COME ON, GUYS.
370
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,130
HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.
HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.
371
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,130
[all exclaiming]
372
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,640
[male commentator chattering]
373
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,140
[floorboard creaking]
374
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,400
[phone ringing]
375
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,530
[groaning]
376
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,430
I'M HERE, I'M HERE.
I HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE.
377
00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:05,730
HELLO.
JOE, DID YOU SEE THAT PLAY?
378
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,600
I JUST GOT HERE.
379
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,970
WELL, TURN ON THE T.V., MAN.
THEY'RE GONNA DO THE REPLAY.
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
380
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:22,850
HELEN! HELEN! WAKE UP.
WHERE'S YOUR T.V. SET?
381
00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,790
[mumbling]
382
00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:30,290
IN THE SHOP?
IN THE SHOP?
383
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:32,290
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
384
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,800
IN THE SHOP.
385
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,700
[men cheering]
386
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,710
(male commentator)
...BY TURNER. GOOD!
387
00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:47,210
[knock on door]
BOSTON COLLEGE NOW UP BY 2.
388
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,180
COME ON!
THE GUY'S ON STEROIDS.
389
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,580
PITUITARY CASE.
390
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,080
OH, GREAT, JOE.
YOU BROUGHT A CENTERPIECE.
391
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,090
[shushing]
392
00:18:57,090 --> 00:18:59,020
YOU'LL WAKE HER UP.
I'M GOING TO PUT HER DOWN
IN THE BEDROOM.
393
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:00,890
[commentator chattering
on T.V.]
394
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,390
[door closing]
395
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:03,390
WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?
396
00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,060
[all chattering]
397
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,060
HE TAKES HER EVERYWHERE.
398
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:08,130
I TOLD HIM TO GET
A WALLET PHOTO.
399
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:09,630
(Joe)
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
400
00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:11,130
(Roy)
B.C. IS UP BY 2.
401
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:12,640
OH, GREAT.
HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT?
402
00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:13,870
ABOUT 5 MINUTES.
403
00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:14,870
GREAT.
404
00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:16,940
WHERE'S MERRIWEATHER?
405
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:19,940
HE LEFT.
HE HAD A SPLITTING HEADACHE.
406
00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:22,610
I THINK WE MAY HAVE ASKED
TOO MUCH OF HIM.
407
00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:24,110
[all cheering]
408
00:19:24,110 --> 00:19:25,550
[man whooping]
HEY, HEY, HEY.
GUYS, GUYS!
409
00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:27,050
[shushing]
410
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:30,020
GUYS, KEEP IT DOWN.
THERE'S A LADY ASLEEP
IN THE NEXT ROOM.
411
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:31,450
[all grumbling]
412
00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:32,960
[Joe shushing]
413
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:43,900
WHAT'S THE SCORE?
414
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,400
HEY, SHH.
LOWELL, LOWELL,
KEEP IT DOWN.
415
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,740
YOU'LL WAKE UP HELEN.
416
00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:49,040
UH, I DON'T THINK SO, JOE.
417
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,010
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
418
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,440
I LOOKED IN TO CHECK ON HER,
AND SHE WASN'T THERE.
419
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,880
SHE'S GONE.
420
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,380
GONE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GONE?
421
00:19:57,380 --> 00:20:00,920
DOES HE REALLY NOT
UNDERSTAND THE WORD,
OR IS HE JUST PANICKING?
422
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,920
SHE'S GONE!
HELEN IS GONE!
423
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:04,420
DIDN'T I JUST SAY THAT?
424
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,890
OK, COME ON,
WE GOT TO SPLIT UP
AND LOOK FOR HER.
425
00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:08,890
WHO GOES WHERE?
UH, I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW.
426
00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:09,890
UH, PROVIDENCE,
TAKE THE BEACHES.
427
00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:11,390
BOSTON COLLEGE,
TAKE THE NEIGHBORHOODS.
428
00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:13,900
COME ON, LET'S GO.
COME ON, GUYS.
429
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:16,360
RO-ROY,
WE CAN'T LET HER
WANDER AROUND TOWN
430
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,970
IN THE STATE SHE'S IN.
431
00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:19,470
HACKETT, THIS IS AN ISLAND.
432
00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:21,940
SHE'LL COME TO
WHEN SHE HITS THE WATER.
433
00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:32,210
WELL, IT TOOK US
A WHILE,
434
00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:34,720
BUT WE FINALLY
FOUND HER ASLEEP
ON THE NEIGHBOR'S PORCH.
435
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,720
YEAH, SHE WAS CURLED UP
WITH THEIR IRISH SETTER.
436
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,730
I LOVE DOGS.
437
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,230
I USED TO HAVE A DACHSHUND
438
00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:46,730
I LET SLEEP
AT THE FOOT OF MY BED.
439
00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:50,230
HE NEVER LIKED MY 2ND HUSBAND,
GEORGE, VERY MUCH.
440
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,230
OF COURSE,
I DIDN'T EITHER.
441
00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:56,070
YES, SO, ANYWAY,
I PACKED HER IN THE CAR,
442
00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:57,570
DROVE HER HOME,
AND PUT HER RIGHT IN BED.
443
00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:59,070
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
444
00:20:59,070 --> 00:21:01,580
SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER
A THING ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
445
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:03,240
I THINK I'M HOME FREE.
446
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,250
JOE HACKETT.
447
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,750
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
448
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:12,250
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
LAST NIGHT.
449
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,160
HMM, YOU BETTER STAND UP
AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE.
450
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,530
UH, I SUGGEST DRAVIDAN.
451
00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:22,000
HELEN, LISTEN,
ABOUT LAST NIGHT--
DON'T SAY A WORD. SIT.
452
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,870
WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT
453
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:29,740
WAS THE SWEETEST THING
ANYBODY'S EVER DONE FOR ME.
454
00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:31,670
EXCUSE ME?
I READ THE PAPER
THIS MORNING.
455
00:21:32,070 --> 00:21:34,580
YOU MISSED
THE BOSTON COLLEGE
PROVIDENCE GAME
456
00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:36,450
TO PLAY NURSEMAID TO ME.
457
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,280
OH.
458
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,880
WELL, YOU KNOW,
WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT
IN MY OFFICE.
459
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,380
WHEN YOU'RE INVOLVED
WITH SOMEONE,
460
00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:45,220
YOU, UH, HAVE TO BE THERE
WHEN THE OTHER PERSON
NEEDS YOU.
461
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,920
YEAH, BUT HOW MANY OTHER GUYS
WOULD HAVE DONE WHAT YOU DID?
462
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,430
[chuckling]
OH, NOT MANY.
463
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,600
THANK YOU.
464
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,100
[groaning]
465
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:01,870
[sighing]
466
00:22:01,870 --> 00:22:05,370
[stammering]
GOD, I FINALLY GET
A RELATIONSHIP STARTED
467
00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:06,880
AND--AND LOOK AT ME.
468
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,880
I'VE ALREADY LIED TO HER,
SNUCK AROUND
BEHIND HER BACK,
469
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,880
GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT,
AND NOW SHE'S THANKED ME
FOR IT.
470
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,980
FEELS KIND OF GREAT,
DOESN'T IT?
471
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,420
YEAH.
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