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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:10,634 Up and down. Brush up and down, Homer. 2 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:12,636 You're looking for consistency. 3 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:14,722 Oh. Oh, is that what I'm looking for, Dad? 4 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:17,726 Hey, Wyatt, we're looking for consistency, in case you were wondering. 5 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:23,064 That is some slick, slick quality brushwork there, buddy. 6 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:27,318 Now, I'm painting. This is how you paint. 7 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,822 Come on, boys. You're gonna wake Carrie. 8 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:34,116 You're the one who's talking. 9 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,035 Hey, Dad, is that better? 10 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,995 The coat isn't really thick enough. 11 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:40,164 Oh, yeah. At this rate, you two clowns 12 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,750 are gonna be up there until Christmas, probably. 13 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,419 -Okay. -Yeah. 14 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:46,086 Wyatt, careful. 15 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:48,047 -Hi. -You're too close to the edge. 16 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,465 I just saw her. She's awake. 17 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,675 Come back here! 18 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:16,200 Guys, I just figured out the family business. 19 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,868 -What's the family business? -This. 20 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,745 -We're gonna do this for a living. -Oh. 21 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,622 -Okay? -You know there's better things 22 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:22,998 -we can do than that. -Huh? 23 00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:24,501 Shaw and Sons Painting? 24 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,002 Yo, Carrie! 25 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:28,879 -Hey! -My Dad said you were here. 26 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,173 -Yes. -Homer, watch your step there. 27 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,925 Yes, I am. 28 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,469 Oh, fair warning, my deodorant's in a rental car somewhere 29 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:38,222 and I've been wearing this outfit since yesterday. 30 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,099 -She looked good then, too. -I don't care. 31 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,184 Aw! 32 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,227 -Hi! -Hi. 33 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,895 Hey, Wyatt, say hi to Carrie. 34 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:47,607 -Hi, Wyatt. -Hi. 35 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,442 Breakfast. Let's go inside and get some breakfast. 36 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,945 Oh, inside? Oh, no, no. 37 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:57,366 No, I'm gonna need a breeze to be acceptable. 38 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,909 You don't have a trough out here 39 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:01,161 where you can just throw some slop and a non-fat latte? 40 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:02,913 I can give you some of my stuff to wear. 41 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,665 Aw, thanks. Alright, I'll follow you. 42 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:06,083 Grab her one of my Speed Sticks. 43 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,501 What, that bad? 44 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:08,628 Couldn't hurt. 45 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,434 Oh, my God. 46 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,854 You are so damn cute! 47 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:29,858 Man, oh, man. 48 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,526 You sure had a lot to say last night. 49 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:36,196 Was I talking in my sleep again? I'm so sorry, honey. What was I saying? 50 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,949 It didn't make much sense, but the general subtext was 51 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,576 "keep my husband awake." 52 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,079 I'm so anxious about picking a new editor. 53 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,165 I'm three weeks behind because I can't make a decision. 54 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,686 Well, I'm three nights behind because you can't make a decision. 55 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,171 I'm choosing today, I am. 56 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:56,133 Morning. I'm on Resy. My father wants to eat early tonight. 57 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,718 How's 5:00 for dinner? 58 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,511 5:00 for dinner is lunch. 59 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,055 Well, he's old. 60 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,433 Like this banana, but with less bruising. 61 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:05,976 Wait, wait. Don't throw that out. 62 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:08,770 The lady in 10-F is asking if anyone has a spare banana. 63 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:10,814 Well, this man in 9-N is asking if she forgot 64 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,608 how to get to Gristedes around the corner. 65 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:16,111 Rude, Dad. This is about supporting our building community. 66 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:18,530 It's Building Link, it's not a personal shopper. 67 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:23,118 It's always somethin' with that lady. "Does anyone have a spare saltine?" 68 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:24,203 What do you plan to do with that? 69 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,830 I could maybe make banana bread. 70 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:29,374 -I look forward to that event. -Oh, Rock. 71 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,168 Take a look at Pop-Pop's iPad, will ya? 72 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:34,004 He's got a million windows open. He says he can't download anything. 73 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:36,924 I invited Diego to family dinner on Tuesday night. 74 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,884 I want you all to meet him while Pop-Pop's visiting. 75 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,638 You want us all to meet Diego? Oh, okay. 76 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:43,514 We will meet Diego. 77 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:47,059 Okay, I gotta go wake my father for breakfast. 78 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,102 -We're gonna have dinner soon. -Oh, he's already up. 79 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:51,271 Said he was going to the corner to get a paper. 80 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:53,440 There hasn't been a newsstand on that corner since the mid-'90s. 81 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:55,442 So, what, he's just roaming around out there, 82 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:57,027 lost in New Jack City?! 83 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,528 Honey, it's Park Avenue. 84 00:03:58,529 --> 00:04:00,822 He's old now. He gets disoriented. 85 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:02,783 Apartment 8-C says "There's an older gentleman 86 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:05,285 wandering around the halls with a newspaper." 87 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:06,996 Community works. 88 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,957 How do you make banana bread, anyway? 89 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,751 Chef, where's my third flapjack? 90 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,839 So, how long are you staying with us, Carrie? 91 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,174 We didn't get a chance to discuss it, 92 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:21,635 but Tate's coming up from UVA, and I was kinda hopin' 93 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:24,263 you'd stay around for his little birthday celebration 94 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,974 -next Wednesday. -Oh! 95 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,601 Sure. Oh. Yeah. 96 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:32,229 Yeah? Great, the big 2-1. 97 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:35,232 My three little baby chimps growin' up so fast! 98 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,109 -Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup! -Baby chimps, okay. 99 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,404 Okay, Dad, we get it. 100 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:41,948 Well... 101 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,658 I'm gonna need some clothes. Is there a Target around here? 102 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:47,744 Oh, I bet you never thought you'd hear yourself say that. 103 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:49,246 My favorite bathing suit's from Target. 104 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,248 Oh. Hour away, I'll take ya. 105 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,709 So, we don't have to paint today? 106 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,043 You can paint while I'm gone. 107 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:56,878 It's cool. I don't need to paint. 108 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:58,797 Wait, isn't there some sort of, you know, 109 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:01,133 cute local place that I can walk to? 110 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,176 You know, like in a Reese Witherspoon movie? 111 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:06,346 Oh, there's that one place, Daisy's Dress Shop. 112 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:08,849 It's like a mile away. I can take you if you want. 113 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,851 Well, if he's not painting, I'm not. 114 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,269 Who's in charge here, buddy? 115 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,687 Well, thanks, but I can walk. 116 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:16,398 A mile is like, what, from Gramercy Park 117 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,817 down to the Lower East Side. 118 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,652 Yeah, but you can't walk 'cause it rained last night, 119 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,154 so the road will be all muddy. 120 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,615 -What if she takes the ATV? -What's an ATV? 121 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,243 Yeah! 122 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,412 Look at you, you got it. 123 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,873 Alright, I'm ready to shop. 124 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:34,291 Do I need a license for one of these? 125 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,918 Nope. But you got a license. A license to thrill. 126 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:39,796 You're as hot as a gas station calendar girl. 127 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:42,258 -Which month? -All of 'em! 128 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:45,260 Alright, look, you just go down this road about... 129 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:46,970 -Hm? -I don't know, a mile. 130 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:48,305 -Okay. -Just don't go too fast. 131 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,973 -Okay. -Nice and slow. 132 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:53,393 My goal is to go slower than anyone has ever gone on one of these. 133 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:55,520 I'd take you myself, but as soon as I leave, 134 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:58,023 Wyatt'll be on the couch, back on the Switch. 135 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,858 House doesn't even need painting, 136 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:02,487 but if he's busy workin' outside, he's out of his head. 137 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,113 -Can you kiss me? -Oh, I sure can. 138 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:06,616 Don't run me over. 139 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,246 Alright. 140 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,417 Yeah. 141 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:19,128 Yeah. 142 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:22,131 See ya. Bye. 143 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,011 -Yeah, you got it! -Yeah, there you go! 144 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,638 -Yeah! -Whoo! 145 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:33,475 Come on, Carrie. You're a natural. Have a good time! 146 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:36,396 Slow down, you're breakin' the sound barrier! 147 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:41,942 You've got Marion Odin waiting out there. 148 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,819 -I know. -What an amazing editor. 149 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:47,572 Coming in next. I'm really impressed by her credits. 150 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:49,449 His credits. Marion's a man. 151 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:50,535 No! 152 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,039 There's no photo on IMDB. 153 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,791 Let's move this along. I don't want this conversation 154 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,084 read back to me in court. 155 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,586 I don't know if I'm allowed to say this. 156 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,797 -You're probably not. -But don't you think, 157 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:07,008 given the subject matter, there's a certain sensibility 158 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:08,678 that might not be present in a man? 159 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,263 Even one with a woman's name? 160 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,434 Yeah, definitely not allowed to say that. I'll send Marion in. 161 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,145 Marion Odin. 162 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,027 Hi. Marion Odin. 163 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,488 So first, do I call you Lisa? 164 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:31,158 Lisa Todd? Lisa Todd-Wexley? LTW? 165 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:33,286 -It's just Lisa. Hi. -Okay. Nice to meet you. 166 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,456 Well, Lisa, first, let me say 167 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,292 that I caught your movie when it played Tribeca. 168 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,002 -You did? -Loved it. 169 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,503 -Oh. -You know, I was quite moved 170 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:45,130 by the three women's journeys. 171 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,923 And I can only imagine the challenge 172 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:50,135 of pulling it all apart again to find a new rhythm 173 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,054 for an entirely new 10-part series. 174 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:54,724 Especially without Grace. 175 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:59,060 You know Grace? Like, my Grace? 176 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:01,897 We were in the same softball team for a moment, yeah. 177 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,691 Of course, we editors did kick the directors' asses. 178 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,359 -I'm sure you did. -Uh-huh, yeah. 179 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,111 But only on the diamond. 180 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:09,446 Never in the edit. 181 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:10,781 This is your baby. 182 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,620 Your resume is so impressive. 183 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,289 And you seem perfect. 184 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,084 -But... -But... 185 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,628 -Not a woman. -Oh! 186 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,046 -Because I'm not. -No, no! 187 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,589 No, I mean, it's fine. 188 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,425 No, no, it's not that kind of "but." 189 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:32,427 I'm a woman on paper and a man in person. 190 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:36,140 Doesn't even matter. Just, I need another night to think... 191 00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:42,230 and I'll make my decision tomorrow. 192 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:46,525 You're staying till Thursday? Interesting. 193 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,985 So, welcomed with open arms? 194 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:50,279 Yeah, pretty much. 195 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,240 Homer's adorable. You know, delightful. 196 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:56,409 And Wyatt seems to be acting normally. 197 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:59,871 Though, you know, what do I know? Teenage boys are your turf. 198 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,831 Define "acting normally." 199 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:04,919 You know, antisocial, just wants to be on his phone. 200 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:07,379 Totally normal. 201 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,797 So, what are you doing down there? 202 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:13,678 Well, this morning I took an ATV to a... 203 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,641 sister-wives dress shop. 204 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,935 -Impressed? -Completely. 205 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:26,189 And now, it's your turn to be impressed with me. 206 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:30,986 I'm going back on the BBC and I was personally requested by Joy. 207 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,362 You know what that means? 208 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,656 You may have some joy in your life? 209 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,241 That is so sweet. 210 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,287 Well, I really have no choice. I'm surrounded by ruffles. 211 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:45,668 Ryan Serhant is in your office. 212 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:54,092 Hello, Ryan. 213 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:57,637 I'm shocked. I was sure you'd be sitting, 214 00:09:57,638 --> 00:10:00,348 leaning back in my chair with your arms behind your head 215 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:02,559 -and your feet up on my desk. -No. 216 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,561 That would be a real dick move. 217 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:07,042 And the last time I did that, the chair went out from under me. 218 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:11,860 Ryan, as I responded to your texts and emails... 219 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,237 No, no, no, this isn't about me hiring you. 220 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:17,574 I'm here because I would like to acquire a property 221 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,659 and you're the only one who can help me land it. 222 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:23,079 -Okay, tell me about it. -It's one of a kind, 223 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,874 and at this point, completely undervalued. 224 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,125 And where is this property? 225 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,918 Mm, it's within walking distance, and... 226 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,129 It's me. 227 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,798 It's you. That's why you need to come and work for me. 228 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:36,343 'Cause you're one of the few people quicker than me. 229 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,178 But just the perfect amount of quicker, 230 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,640 not, you know, threatening. 231 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:42,725 Thank you very much. 232 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:44,852 But no. 233 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,188 Okay, well, 234 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:51,775 if you don't intend to work for the Serhant empire, 235 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,695 then you might want to be off this floor by next week. 236 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,616 I thought I had 30 days. 237 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:02,953 Sorry. My people need the space. 238 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:07,291 And sadly, there's the dick move you were expecting. 239 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,504 See you around town. 240 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:18,928 Shit. 241 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:25,434 Well, now that I have your attention, what was wrong with the dining room table? 242 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,269 What dining room table? 243 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:31,315 "What dining room table?" What?! 244 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:37,154 The dining room table you gave the big thumbs down to. 245 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,531 Nothin'. 246 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,742 You wanted a quick answer, that was the quickest. 247 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,204 Oh. I thought it was really special. 248 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:51,168 I could see us sitting there having a whole life. 249 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,713 Well, in that case... 250 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,006 bloop-bloop. 251 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,217 Will you do me a favor? 252 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,096 Oh, my God, another one? 253 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:06,933 Okay, look, if I give the boys off tomorrow... 254 00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,685 -Mm-hmm? -...would you... 255 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,353 just spend some time with them? 256 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:11,771 You know, let 'em get to know you? 257 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:15,942 Both of them? 'Cause Homer and I are already buddies. 258 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,152 Go Wildcats. 259 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:22,240 I know, but I can't single out Wyatt. He'll just feel self-conscious. 260 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:27,912 Well, sure, but isn't that going to be kind of obvious? 261 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,748 You know, "Get to Know Me" day? 262 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,869 No, 'cause you won't make it like that, you'll just... 263 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:36,129 You know, I'll keep working on the house, and you'll hang out and play a game. 264 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,589 We love games. 265 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,759 Scrabble, Jenga, Apples to Apples. 266 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,094 You like games? I don't even know. We never played a game. 267 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,721 'Cause I'm no good at 'em. 268 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,890 Except this mind game we're playing right now 269 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,642 called "Dad's going for a swim while Carrie takes a nap." 270 00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:52,563 Nope. Totally believable, 'cause I swim every day. 271 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,940 What, should I have said "Going to the guest house 272 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,985 to ball my calendar girl"? 273 00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:00,653 Oh, swim's over. 274 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,781 You timed our sex? 275 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:06,535 No. I timed the swim. Sex would have been ten more minutes. 276 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,413 You better get up from your nap. You're not gonna be able to sleep tonight. 277 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:11,624 So, tonight... 278 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,128 will I be sleeping out here again? 279 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,965 No. Tonight, you will bed in my chamber. 280 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,554 Hey. Hey! 281 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:31,977 -What's wrong? -Hey, hey. 282 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,480 Oh. 283 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,530 -Hey, hey. -What? 284 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,991 What... 285 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,378 You... No, I think... hey! 286 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,880 -No, ma'am. -Hey. 287 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:03,759 Hey! Hey! 288 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,143 -Morning. -Mm. 289 00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,396 How'd you sleep? 290 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,023 Great. I slept great. 291 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,316 Good. Good. 292 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:21,985 I'm relieved I didn't wake you with talking. 293 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:26,114 Oh no, you did. "Hey!" You kept saying, "Hey! Hey!" 294 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:30,076 Why was I saying, "Hey"? What was that about? 295 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:32,078 I think that the bigger question is why I didn't move 296 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,831 my tired ass to the guest room two nights ago. 297 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,791 You slept in the guest room? 298 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,543 Emphasis on "slept." 299 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,671 No, no, no. You can't move to the other room. 300 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,047 Do you know what they call that? 301 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,549 Common sense. 302 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,802 "Sleep divorce." When couples start sleeping in different beds? 303 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,262 Baby, that's not who we are. 304 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,847 That's who we are right now. 305 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:54,183 No, that's who we are just until I pick an editor. 306 00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:56,269 You said you were gonna do that yesterday. 307 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,314 Well, I panicked. Clearly, I panicked. 308 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,941 I mean, I know he has the most skill, but... 309 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:05,153 like, I'm just worried that if I hire a male editor 310 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,363 on a project about Black feminist trailblazers, 311 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,449 I could get dragged all over social media. 312 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,118 So, he's a guy, poor bastard. 313 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,954 -Is he at least Black? -Oh, he's Black. 314 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,166 Well, then you're done. You're clear. 315 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:18,750 Come on. 316 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,335 -Gimme that phone. -Jesus. 317 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,795 I want you guys to show Carrie what we do around here. 318 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:24,714 Like what? Hide all the beer? 319 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,799 Oh, man. 320 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,218 Whoa, Carrie! 321 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,803 Look at you. 322 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:33,890 Look at me. Little House on the Carrie. 323 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,642 Worth the trip into town. 324 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,645 Come here, Mary Lou Betty Sue. 325 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:42,565 Thank you for requesting me to do this. It really means a lot. 326 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,276 Clearly, I'll be expecting a check. 327 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:49,030 Well, in lieu of a cold-hard-cash kickback, 328 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,907 can I offer a dinner? 329 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,533 What are you doing tomorrow night? 330 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,661 Oh, unfortunately, I'm already booked for dinner. 331 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,037 -Oh. -Meeting friends 332 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,580 in from the UK at Gramercy Tavern. 333 00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:01,292 Oh! I'm house-sitting in Gramercy Park. 334 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,753 Maybe you could come by after for a drink. 335 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:07,049 I mean, you have a drink, I'll have a tea, and... 336 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,761 Oh, the "drink-tea-and" combo. 337 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,304 Cheeky. I'd like that. 338 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,847 -Yeah? -Very, very much. 339 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,224 I mean, I still will be expecting a check. 340 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,101 Well, you know, naturally. 341 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,144 Okay, going live in 30 seconds. 342 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,479 Oh! Right! 343 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,730 -Okay, okay. -Here you go. 344 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:25,901 Thank you so much. Alright, I got it. 345 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,195 Oh, can I hand you these? 346 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,780 Remember what we talked about. 347 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,907 -Hm, yeah. -So, if you feel yourself 348 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,243 racing through the information, just stop. 349 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,536 -Right. -Take a breath. 350 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,912 -Okay. -And then on you go. 351 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,163 -Right, right. -Yes? 352 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,456 -Okay. -Sound rolling. 353 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:41,708 Yeah, alright. 354 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,086 In five, four, three... 355 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:49,132 Human Rights Watch is closely monitoring the situation 356 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:54,095 in Central Africa where the number of internally displaced in the north 357 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,306 has reached unprecedented levels. 358 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,434 The renewed fighting combined with the rough terrain 359 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,769 makes it almost impossible for the displaced 360 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,397 to access camps with safe water and sanitation 361 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,232 in the wild cunt... ryside. 362 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,235 -Did she just say "cunt"? -And yet... 363 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,030 Whoo! 364 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:12,614 Excellent. 365 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,200 Huh. Hmm. 366 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,247 And just like that, I'm fishing. 367 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,376 I hope I catch a salmon. 368 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,379 It's the only kind of fish I know how to cook. 369 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,256 Hey, you like salmon, Wyatt? 370 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,759 You can't catch salmon here. It's Virginia, not Alaska. 371 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,761 -Hey, hey, she was being funny. -It's okay. 372 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,637 Just, would you stop being so rude, Wyatt? 373 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,724 What? I hate fishing! It's so boring. 374 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,601 Well... 375 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:44,605 we have 24 hours off the chain gang, what do you wanna do? 376 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,150 Ooh! 377 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,943 Hey. Hey, we're going to the mall to kill zombies. 378 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,820 -What? -Yeah, Wyatt wants to go 379 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,572 to one of those VR places 380 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,699 -where you do those things. -No, no, no, no. 381 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,910 He just wants back on screens. That ain't happening. 382 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,870 Aidan, come on, man, it's the first time 383 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,247 he's made eye contact with me since I got here. 384 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,167 If he wants to kill zombies, we're killing zombies. 385 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,669 Well, you're not killing fucking zombies without me. 386 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,881 Oh. Alright, come on. 387 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,388 Wild cunt. Wild cunt. Wild cunt. Wild cunt. 388 00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:22,518 Wild cunt. Wild cunt. Wild cunt. Wild cunt. Wild cu... 389 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,901 Hi, Mom. Or should I say "hi, meme"? 390 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,904 What is that video? And where did it come from? 391 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:38,449 It came from, like, everyone I know. What were you even saying? 392 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,577 "Countryside." I was saying "countryside." It's totally out of context. 393 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,079 Well, way to get famous. 394 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,622 Please don't say I'm famous. 395 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,582 -Please don't say that. -Don't freak out. 396 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,502 In a minute, a celebrity will say something stupid and you'll be over. 397 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,588 I hope so. God, I wanna be over. 398 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:55,550 Mom, I should go. I'm chopping, and I don't wanna "cunt" my finger. 399 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,135 Brady, that's not funny. 400 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,387 This could be a disaster for me. 401 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,889 -Oh, man! -Where are you? 402 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,558 -Oh, no way! -Good one, Dad. 403 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,893 No! Fuck yeah, you motherfuckers! 404 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,270 -I got you. -Ooh, this is intense. 405 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,855 -Oh, fuck yeah! -They're coming right at you, Carrie. 406 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,606 -Ooh, right behind you, Carrie! -Oh, where? 407 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,316 -Dad, right behind you! -Good one, Carrie! 408 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,152 -Oh, thanks, honey. -Eat it, motherfuckers. 409 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,903 -I got you, Dad. I got you. -Oh! Ouch! 410 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,947 Hold. Hold. Actual impact. 411 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,824 What? Who got hit? 412 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,493 Me. I got hit on the head. 413 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,245 Player one made contact. 414 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,496 -Ooh! -It happens. 415 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,290 I was just trying to step in to save my dad. 416 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,542 -I didn't mean to. -It's okay, buddy. 417 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,377 -You alright? -Yeah. 418 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,296 -She's okay. -What are you doing? 419 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,715 -You wanna get back at it? -No, I think I'm... 420 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,383 I'm done killing zombies, for the day. 421 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,094 Okay. Game over. 422 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,972 -It was an accident. -No, I know. 423 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,184 I mean, you know, he's, he's not a violent kid. 424 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,604 Try not to make him feel bad. Let me get this vest. 425 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,231 Well, now I feel like I'm not allowed to touch my head. 426 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,275 -Ah. Come here. -Here's his vest. No joke. 427 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,152 -Yo, I'll take the helmet. -Wyatt. 428 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,862 -Aww. -It's alright, it's alright. 429 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,283 Whoa-ho-ho! Beautiful brisket. 430 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,618 Charlotte. 431 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,996 And my sister said you'd never be a real Jew. 432 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,415 -I thought Rita liked me. -Dad! 433 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,251 Oh, never mind. It's perfect. 434 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,754 10-F was asking if we still have that spare banana? 435 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,882 Jesus! There are five potential banana purchase points 436 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,675 in a two-block radius of this building. 437 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,052 What did you do, count them? 438 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,304 Yes. Let her get her own bananas! 439 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,514 You got a ton of bananas here. 440 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,600 She wants. You have. 441 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,352 Be nice. 442 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,896 Exactly, Pop-Pop. 443 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,899 Oh. Miranda, hey. 444 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,525 -I'm cooking. -Did you see it? 445 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,152 Oh, shoot, were you on today? 446 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,321 I missed it. Harry's father's here. 447 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,490 Ah, I don't want any special treatment. 448 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,700 Did you get me my cream soda? 449 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:47,161 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, good. 450 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:49,330 Maybe it's not so bad. 451 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,082 Tell Aunt Miranda I saw her meme. 452 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,125 Fuck. 453 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,503 Ooh, Harry, let Anthony and Giuseppe in, okay? 454 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,838 I can't find my cream soda here. 455 00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,675 Type "cream soda" into Building Link, see what we got. 456 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:04,178 Listen, Miranda, people are arriving. Call me tomorrow, okay? 457 00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:05,721 Oh, I will. 458 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,809 From whatever "cunt-ry" I've moved to. 459 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,311 Hello. I'm here for my banana. 460 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:15,273 -Oi. -Did someone say "banana"? 461 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,192 -Who are you? -Morris Goldenblatt, 462 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,652 at your service. 463 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,070 Well, isn't that nice? 464 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:27,326 Son, you gonna introduce me to your very attractive neighbor? 465 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:30,454 Sure. This is 10-F, Marilyn Scholl. 466 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,709 Marilyn, do you like brisket? 467 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,004 Mom, this is really delicious. 468 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,381 Do you have any spare barbecue sauce? 469 00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:42,926 Yes. I'll get you some. 470 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,388 So, what do you do, young man? 471 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,058 I just opened my own artisan bakery in the neighborhood. 472 00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:52,852 Alright, don't brag. 473 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,937 I was talking to the young one. 474 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,565 Yeah, but you were lookin' at me. 475 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,484 Diego's a ballet dancer, Pop-Pop. 476 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,819 Here it is! 477 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,030 Oh. 478 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,325 Oh. Only this kind? 479 00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:10,494 What did I miss? 480 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:13,289 I was just telling Pop-Pop that Diego's a ballet dancer. 481 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:16,917 -Oh. -So, you have a ballet dancer boyfriend? 482 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,086 I do. 483 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,213 -I do, right? -Mm-hmm. 484 00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:22,590 Good for you, Lily. 485 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,384 You know, back in my day, boy ballet dancers 486 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,095 didn't have girlfriends. They had boyfriends. 487 00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:30,015 Back in my day, they did too. 488 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,017 Oh, I have a boyfriend too. 489 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,269 Oh! 490 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,271 -You do? -Mm-hmm. 491 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,814 Diego's poly. 492 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:42,151 Rock, you know all the new things. 493 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,736 What's your sister talking about? 494 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,279 Oh, polysexual. 495 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,866 Diego's attracted to multiple partners simultaneously. 496 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,867 I hope it's okay I spoke for you? 497 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,702 Yeah, that's cool. Thank you. 498 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,245 -Mm. -Well. 499 00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:55,957 Does Polly want more brisket? 500 00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:00,212 I'd love to take some home if there's a spare Tupperware. 501 00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:07,594 Mm. 502 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:10,096 Night. 503 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,724 Where are you going? I hired him. 504 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:15,893 I can't risk it, Lis. I have got a big day tomorrow. 505 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:18,270 I have a full day at work, I got three campaign Zooms, 506 00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:19,522 and I need to sleep. 507 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,357 You're not even gonna give me a chance? 508 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:24,151 I will not talk in my sleep and keep you awake. 509 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:25,654 I promise. 510 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:34,329 One "Hey!", and it's sleep divorce, okay? 511 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,707 I mean it, Lis. I'm gone. 512 00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,507 Stay awake. Stay awake. 513 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,011 Stay awake. 514 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,568 -Kiki? Bye, James. -Bye. 515 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:08,571 I'll send movers to collect my things for storage. 516 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:09,906 Short-term. 517 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:20,417 You know, I started in real estate as an assistant. 518 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:24,920 Someone saw something in me. I see something in you. 519 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:27,715 It'll be a small company at first, but it'll grow, 520 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,426 and you'll grow with it. 521 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:34,180 Yeah. My rent is 3,000 a month. 522 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,431 Got it. 523 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,350 Well, that was my best Jerry Maguire. 524 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,101 Who's Jerry Maguire? 525 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:41,563 It's a movie, Science-fiction. 526 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,988 Look at you! You look like a TV commercial. 527 00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:52,574 Please don't say Summer's Eve. 528 00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,539 Hey, look who's here. 529 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,333 Hey! 530 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,919 Come on. 531 00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:06,962 -Hi, Dad. -Well, well, Tater Tot. 532 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:08,631 Yeah, I'm 21 now, huh? 533 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,549 So, maybe outgrown that? 534 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,176 Yeah. You remember Carrie? 535 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:15,137 Carrie? Carrie? No, I don't... Hi, Carrie. 536 00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:16,847 Hi. Happy birthday. 537 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:18,807 Thank you. It was two days ago, so... 538 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:21,978 Well, but you still gotta celebrate with us because we made you, right? 539 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:24,563 -That was awkward. -Hi, Carrie. 540 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:26,525 -Hello, Kathy. -...since the last five seconds? 541 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,985 -This is Bob. -Hi, Boyfriend Bob. 542 00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:32,154 You must be Girlfriend Carrie. 543 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:33,864 Yes, yeah. 544 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:39,412 Oh, there he is. Let me take this from you so you can give me a giant hug. 545 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,957 I made your mac and cheese. 546 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,959 Eat all of it because you're ridiculously thin. 547 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,253 Yeah, 'cause he's working me too hard. 548 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,338 Call Social Services. 549 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,215 Okay, Dad, please don't try and be funny. 550 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,758 Can't help it. I'm hilarious, right, Carrie? 551 00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:54,802 -Yes, you are, you're hilarious. -A-ha! 552 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:58,014 Let's get these burgers on. I got a lot of fun planned for tonight. 553 00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:00,182 Bob, honey, will you grab the cooler 554 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:02,935 from the car, and also bring the cake in the house? 555 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:04,980 Maybe I should call Social Services too, huh? 556 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,484 Thank you so much for bringing the Adderall. 557 00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:11,860 -Oh. -I am deeply grateful. 558 00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:13,488 No, I was glad to be helpful. 559 00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:17,575 The dress, is that from Daisy's by Daisy? 560 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,492 Yes. 561 00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:20,452 You know, I didn't know I was gonna stay, 562 00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:22,663 so I had to find something local. 563 00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:24,164 Hey, Mom! 564 00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:25,624 -Hey, handsome. -Hey. 565 00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:26,750 Ooh! 566 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,002 -How are you? -Good. 567 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,170 -How was the trip? -Hello. 568 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:35,801 And as we say down here in Virginia, what in tarnation was that video thang? 569 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:37,596 It's bad, right? 570 00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:39,263 I wouldn't say it was good. 571 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:43,517 But is it bad enough to end whatever I almost had going with Joy? 572 00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:46,437 Because I had invited her over, and she just canceled. 573 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,606 You invited her over to my house? 574 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,609 -Why? Is that a problem? -No, no, no, it's just... 575 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,277 you know, I don't have any furniture. 576 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,279 Where are you guys gonna sit? 577 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:59,408 Oh. You have a bed. Look at you. 578 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:02,578 Yeah, well, best laid plans. 579 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:05,039 Before the meme, she was excited to stop by 580 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,790 after a dinner with her friends. 581 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:09,710 But I just got a call that she's running late to that, 582 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:11,629 and won't have enough time with them. 583 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:15,634 So, she has to cancel. Meme-related, right? 584 00:27:16,551 --> 00:27:18,844 Well, there's really only one way to find out. 585 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:21,180 Why don't you ask her to invite her friends over 586 00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:23,098 for a drink after dinner, you know? 587 00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:25,559 I mean, I don't have furniture, but I have wine. 588 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,894 You are a genius. 589 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:28,520 I don't know about that. 590 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:31,523 But I do know you're probably the only one thinking about that video. 591 00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:33,609 There's been a million memes since then. 592 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,986 Yeah, that's what Brady said. 593 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,155 Great minds. Alright, well, have fun. 594 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,366 And tell them I'm sorry there's nowhere to sit. 595 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,784 -What? -Oh, there you go. 596 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,078 -Yay! -Hey. 597 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,454 -Hey! -Come on. 598 00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:46,830 -You were asking for that. -Coffee. 599 00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:48,082 Yeah. 600 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:52,544 -Coffee. -I mean, it was hard for me to break in. 601 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:53,797 Mm. 602 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:59,427 They are a tight-knit group here. 603 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:06,350 But after, well, four years down the road, 604 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,560 it feels pretty normal. 605 00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:10,647 You know? So... 606 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:13,107 You got me something? 607 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,026 -Yes, he did. -Thank you. 608 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,196 Of course, every now and then, there is a... 609 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,407 a bump. 610 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:26,204 He does not like me to have an opinion. 611 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,457 -Aidan. -Oh. 612 00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:32,085 So I don't. 613 00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:36,047 Oh, thank you, thank you. 614 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,551 But about this whole Adderall thing? 615 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:43,638 I mean, I side with Kathy. 616 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:48,225 Why doesn't he want Wyatt to take it? You know, if it helps? 617 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:50,853 I just don't get it. What do you think? 618 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,438 -Did Mom get me a gift from you? -Oh. 619 00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:53,897 -Huh? -You know what, Bob, 620 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:55,566 can you excuse me for just a minute? 621 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,984 -Oh. -I'm just... 622 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,111 Yeah. 623 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:06,118 Aidan, I had no idea that you didn't approve 624 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:08,204 of Wyatt and Adderall. 625 00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:10,623 Bob just told me. 626 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,334 I wouldn't have brought it. 627 00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:16,086 You know that, right? 628 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,297 Yeah, of course, I know that. 629 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,467 Well, I just... I feel awful. 630 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:24,220 -I don't understand why Kathy... -Carrie, not tonight. 631 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:32,060 It's okay. Come on, it's Tater's birthday. 632 00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:34,898 Happy Birthday... 633 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,650 Yes, I brought my very good friends 634 00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:41,445 and enough gin to help me endure their endless chatter. 635 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,822 Works both ways, darling. 636 00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:46,158 -Hello. -Hiya. Colleen. 637 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:48,285 -Don't know them. -Oh, hi. Come on in. 638 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,828 I'm Miranda. 639 00:29:49,829 --> 00:29:51,455 Thank you for having us, Miranda. 640 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:52,956 Oh, my God. 641 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:56,795 Are you "wild cunt"? Colleen, Miranda's "wild cunt." 642 00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:58,086 No! 643 00:29:58,087 --> 00:30:00,130 You are "wild cunt"! 644 00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:01,965 Loved your meme. 645 00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:05,552 Nice to meet you, Wild Cunt. I'm more of a tamed cunt myself. 646 00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:08,222 Oh, my God, I can't believe we're in Wild Cunt's flat! 647 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:11,141 Well, this isn't actually my flat. 648 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,977 And the meme was taken out of context. 649 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:16,146 Don't you mean "cunt-text"? 650 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:18,357 -Taken out of "cunt-text"? -Have a mint! 651 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:20,193 There is no winning with this lot. 652 00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:22,361 Shall we go in? 653 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,404 Where is "in"? 654 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,197 Is this an art gallery? 655 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:26,824 -There's no furniture. -Well, maybe where the gin is. 656 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:27,992 I've got the gin. 657 00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:46,928 What the fuck? 658 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:51,014 Or should I say, what the non-fucking fuck is going on down there? 659 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:53,392 Honey, your father is in the next room. 660 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:55,270 -It's understandable. -Not really. 661 00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,980 I had sex with my high school girlfriend in the laundry room 662 00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,523 while my mother was nearby in the kitchen 663 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,442 -making a Waldorf salad. -Well, that wasn't smart. 664 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:03,987 No, but it was hard! 665 00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:07,365 This is not like me. 666 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:10,409 What, is this it? The beginning of the end? 667 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:11,994 "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Old age." 668 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:15,163 Honey! What is going on with you lately? 669 00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:17,165 You're just suddenly obsessed with old age. 670 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:20,378 Because it's coming! Just look at my father. 671 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:27,342 I mean, he used to be so virile, a real goer. 672 00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:30,096 Now, he's just walking around with a limp banana. 673 00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:33,223 I already have his feet. I don't want his dick. 674 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:36,144 Mine is still good. I got a warranty around here someplace. 675 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:41,024 Honey, you are not your father. 676 00:31:41,774 --> 00:31:47,196 But someday, that warranty might expire. I'm sorry, but it might. 677 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:50,909 And sex might be off the table. 678 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:56,456 But will that mean that we're not connected anymore? 679 00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:01,920 Will not having sex mean that we aren't Harry and Charlotte? 680 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:07,091 I'm thinking. 681 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,009 No. No. 682 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:14,766 I will always, always love you in every way humanly possible. 683 00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:16,517 Good. 684 00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:21,480 Now, tell me again how I'm not my father. 685 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,607 Okay. 686 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,194 Can I come in? 687 00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:29,072 Okay. Come in, Rock. 688 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:31,865 -So... -Mm-hmm? 689 00:32:31,866 --> 00:32:33,742 I just cleaned up Pop-Pop's iPad. 690 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,744 And that stuff he was trying to download? 691 00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:38,498 -PornHub. Lots of PornHub. -Oh. 692 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:43,419 Yeah, so maybe don't ask me to do stuff anymore, like, ever. 693 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,006 Oh, okay. Okay, sweetheart. 694 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,717 Why don't you just go give this back to him 695 00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:54,054 and just don't say anything. 696 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,181 He's not here. 697 00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:57,684 He said he's going up to 10-F. 698 00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,602 And not to wait up for him. 699 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,483 There's life in the old banana yet. 700 00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:08,902 No, no, the most treacherous night 701 00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:12,280 we've ever spent together was that night in Kabul 702 00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:16,576 when this one tried to pass off Sybil as his fiancée. 703 00:33:16,577 --> 00:33:20,999 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yes! That homophobic border guard. 704 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:26,878 "I'm Cyril Sylvestri, and this is Sybil Cummings, 705 00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:30,425 -and we are affianced!" -Affianced. 706 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:34,761 Has there ever been a sentence structure with more S's? 707 00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:36,346 Seriously. 708 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:38,348 -Darlings, laugh all you want. -Sorry. 709 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,600 -Sorry, darling. -But the rat bought it, 710 00:33:40,601 --> 00:33:43,020 -and I'm alive. -No, darling! 711 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,732 You're alive because Joy gave the rat a fistful of cash. 712 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:49,068 -Ohh! -Ice? 713 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:53,739 Okay, so I pick whichever card best describes the word "delicate"? 714 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:55,240 No, you're supposed to pick the definition 715 00:33:55,241 --> 00:33:56,867 you like the most, not the actual definition. 716 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,160 Pick "dog farts." 717 00:33:58,161 --> 00:34:00,787 Hey, it's supposed to be anonymous. 718 00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:02,497 You don't have to pick his. I'll drive you 719 00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:04,082 -to the airport tomorrow. -Thank you. 720 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:05,293 Okay. 721 00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:07,545 I pick... 722 00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:09,796 -"Walmart." -Yes! 723 00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:12,632 -I am destroying Apples to Apples tonight. -Go, Mom. 724 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:14,509 Wait, wait, how is that delicate? 725 00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:19,931 Oh, well, I would like to think of Walmart as a delicate social experiment. 726 00:34:19,932 --> 00:34:21,349 -Ah. -That's good. 727 00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:23,644 Okay, it's my turn to be the judge. 728 00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,479 Then, why don't you go deal already? 729 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,606 He's doing it. 730 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,608 Does anyone need anything? Hm? 731 00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:32,027 -Bob, you good? -I am good. 732 00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:33,403 Bobby. 733 00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:35,906 The word is "mysterious." 734 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,826 -Ooh, mysterious. -Ooh, mysterious. 735 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:40,827 Got a good one for that. 736 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:43,205 Fanning yourself. Okay, we got one. 737 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:44,457 Alrighty. 738 00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:46,875 There's five. 739 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,335 -Ready? -Mm-hmm, yeah. 740 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,087 The word is "mysterious." 741 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,880 - Mm-hmm - Yes. 742 00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:53,382 "Pumpkin spice latte." 743 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,510 "My dance moves." 744 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,428 "Three hours sleep." 745 00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:01,098 "Shark attack," and "Jennifer Lawrence." 746 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,308 -"Three hours sleep"? -Yeah, my cards suck. 747 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:04,435 Ugh. 748 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,105 Well, "my dance moves" is definitely Dad. 749 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,691 How'd you know? Wow! 750 00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:14,487 Hey, hey, come on now. 751 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:17,990 I pick... 752 00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:21,243 -"pumpkin spice latte." -Oh! Oh, my God, that's me! 753 00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:22,786 -Congratulations. -There you go, Carrie. 754 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:25,872 Thank you. Because it's a mystery as to why they're so popular. 755 00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:27,499 -I do not like them at all. -See? 756 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,959 -Why'd you pick hers? -My first one. 757 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,293 That doesn't even make any sense. 758 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:31,962 Jennifer Lawrence played Mystique in X-Men. 759 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,505 Well, it's not literal. 760 00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:35,424 "Mysterious" is, like, right there in her name. 761 00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:39,928 -I should have won that. -Well, you'll get the next one. 762 00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:42,764 -I didn't win any so far. -Carrie picked you once. 763 00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:45,934 But none of you ever pick mine. None of you. 764 00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:48,019 Her name is Mystique, come on. 765 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:49,104 Jesus, fuck. 766 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:50,605 -Hey. -Hey, man. 767 00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:53,275 -No one ever picks mine. -Great, here we go again. 768 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:55,652 -Yeah, it's Wyatt time. -You know what? Fuck you both. 769 00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:57,113 I'm not playing. It's stupid. 770 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,655 Guys, come on. 771 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,240 -What? -Dad? 772 00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:01,741 Hey, Wyatt. Yeah, you're gonna play. 773 00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:03,494 He just needs some time to cool off. 774 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,288 Hey, we're all playing a game. 775 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:08,290 -Bob's not playing. -Bob never plays. 776 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,667 -True. -No, no. No, sir. Come on. 777 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:12,252 -Screen off. -Aidan. 778 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,629 Dad, come on, stop babying him. Let's play. 779 00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,215 Hey, Switch off. 780 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:20,010 Wyatt. Off. We're playing a family game. 781 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:23,346 It's not a family game! It's not family. They're here! 782 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:25,348 We all just need to calm down. 783 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,350 Nobody cares about me! Nobody! 784 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,060 All they've ever done is care about you! 785 00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:31,146 "Poor me, my parents got divorced." 786 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:34,567 -Fuck you, Tate! -Grow the fuck up! 787 00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:36,234 Don't you see why he needs it? 788 00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:38,236 -Kathy, don't start. -No, I'm sorry, 789 00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:41,115 but this is why he needs to be on medication. 790 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:43,617 I don't understand how you don't see it. 791 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:46,786 The kid's got substance abuse issues as it is. 792 00:36:46,787 --> 00:36:48,413 You wanna load him up on pills? 793 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:51,249 He was diagnosed with ADHD, 794 00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:53,793 and I don't think painting a house is the answer. 795 00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:55,462 And I'm not loading him up on pills. 796 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:56,963 -I resent that. -Yeah? 797 00:36:56,964 --> 00:37:01,134 Well, I resent you asking Carrie to mule your shit down here from New York. 798 00:37:01,135 --> 00:37:03,595 Oh, Aidan, look, I know you are really upset 799 00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:05,222 about her seeing this... 800 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,557 Okay, Kath, nobody asked you to get her involved. 801 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:09,684 -Nobody asked Bob to get involved. -Hey! 802 00:37:09,685 --> 00:37:11,978 -What the fuck? -What does Bob have to do with it? 803 00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:14,272 I don't need his opinions on how I raise my family. 804 00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:16,149 Oh! So, it's your family now? 805 00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:17,609 Take a breath, Aidan. 806 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:19,861 -Great birthday. -I'm sorry, Tate. 807 00:37:19,862 --> 00:37:21,572 Fuck you, Wyatt! 808 00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:24,283 Fuck you, Homer! 809 00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:29,204 Fuck you all. Fuck you all. 810 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:32,208 Wyatt! Wyatt, goddammit! 811 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,209 Come back here! 812 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,796 -Wyatt, come back here! -Yeah. 813 00:37:50,184 --> 00:37:51,184 How are you? 814 00:37:52,144 --> 00:37:53,896 I need to go for a real swim. 815 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,955 Well, thanks so much for hosting. 816 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:14,124 Your friends seemed to have a good time. 817 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,543 Yes, they always do. Exhaustingly good time. 818 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,713 -Yeah. -Thanks again. Good night. 819 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,216 Joy? 820 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:28,222 You were so quiet tonight. 821 00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:30,974 Well, I couldn't seem to get a word in edgewise. 822 00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,393 Well, not just that. 823 00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:37,064 You could barely make eye contact with me, and when you did, you looked away. 824 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,192 Let's see, what can I say here? 825 00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,570 You don't have to say anything. 826 00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:46,406 You gave me a chance, and I said "wild cunt." 827 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,491 And now, I'm a meme and a joke 828 00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:51,370 to you and your friends, and you can barely look at me. 829 00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:55,875 Which is sad, because I think we could have been a... 830 00:38:57,043 --> 00:39:00,546 drink-tea-and something. 831 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:06,676 So, you think that my behavior is because of some stupid meme? 832 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:09,013 Well, what else could it be? 833 00:39:09,638 --> 00:39:12,932 Well, it could be that when I realize 834 00:39:12,933 --> 00:39:16,228 that I'm attracted to somebody, I tend to shut down. 835 00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:19,065 You're still attracted to me? 836 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:21,942 I am. 837 00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:23,903 You wild cunt. 838 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:29,574 Now, I want to warn you in advance of what I feel is about to happen next, 839 00:39:29,575 --> 00:39:32,203 that I am a horrible, horrible kisser. 840 00:39:33,996 --> 00:39:35,456 Let me be the judge. 841 00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:43,589 Liar. 842 00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:56,977 Oh. You... 843 00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:01,523 -You're back out here. -Yeah, I don't know. 844 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:05,569 I felt like maybe you guys needed some space. 845 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:14,495 I owe you an apology. I should have never asked you to stay. 846 00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:17,957 Then, why did you? 847 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:23,962 I felt guilty 'cause you came all the way down here. 848 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:27,508 And if I couldn't ask you to stay, then what did... 849 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:32,388 What did that say about us? But it was too soon. 850 00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:38,102 Well, I owe you an apology, too. 851 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:41,981 Come here. 852 00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:57,704 When you said that you needed to be down here 853 00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:59,206 and without me... 854 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:02,959 I didn't believe you. 855 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,711 I mean, I let you think that I believed you, 856 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:08,549 but I really didn't believe... 857 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,802 you needed to be here. 858 00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:15,097 But now, I do. 859 00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:20,561 You need to be here, and without me. 860 00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:27,775 You breaking up with me? 861 00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:29,652 Oh, my God, no. 862 00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:32,781 Oh, my God, no, Aidan. No, in fact... 863 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:39,913 I realized that you didn't have a key to Gramercy. 864 00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:42,708 So, open your hand. 865 00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:51,509 Use it when you can. 866 00:41:52,384 --> 00:41:54,720 Use it when you need, but don't use it out of guilt. 867 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,932 I am so glad I was here, 868 00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:03,228 because I realized that even though I think I'm not good at playing games, 869 00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:04,980 I've been playing one this whole time. 870 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:09,485 You know, the waiting game. I'm waiting for you to... 871 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,154 push this all forward. 872 00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:14,322 You know, I haven't even bought furniture. 873 00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:16,658 I still have the mattresses stacked up 874 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:19,244 in the upstairs hallway, not knowing if the boys are gonna come. 875 00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:20,955 But they're not, they're not coming. 876 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:27,169 You know, not for a while, I think. 877 00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:32,800 So, no more games. 878 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,308 And I love you. 879 00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:44,811 And I'll be there. 880 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:45,938 Good. 881 00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:49,984 -Thank you. -Mm. 882 00:42:54,613 --> 00:42:58,199 Ladies and gentlemen, we are now beginning our final descent 883 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,285 into New York's JFK Airport. 884 00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:04,122 In preparation for landing, please ensure your seat belts are fastened, 885 00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:07,000 your seat backs are upright, and your tray tables 886 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:10,837 and all large electronic devices are stowed. 887 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:14,048 On behalf of the crew, thank you for flying with us today, 888 00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:16,635 and we wish you a pleasant stay here in New York. 889 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:24,809 The woman glanced out of her train compartment mystified, 890 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:27,604 not quite sure if her taxing journey had brought her 891 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:33,110 closer to or further from the things she most longed for.66571

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