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From the outset, this programme
contains scenes of violence
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and threats that some viewers
may find distressing,
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strong language, offensive
and discriminatory attitudes,
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and scenes of a sexual nature
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No!
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Get out of my house!
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Saul? SAUL?
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I'm not standing for this.
I'm calling the police,
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and I'm doing it right now!
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Emergency, which service?
Police.
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You're
through to the police.
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Can you tell me what's happened?
Er, my name is Leo Struthers,
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I live at 5 Calico Road,
and there's a man in my house!
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Can you describe what's happened?
Are you in any danger?
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Why don't you tell them
you've been texting my son?
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I'm sorry, can you tell me what's
happened? Is the man still there?
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Er, sorry, it's my neighbour.
I... I made a mistake.
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I-I-I gave him a key.
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His name is Clive Goss,
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7 Calico Road.
Is this being recorded?
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Do you require assistance?
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No, no, it IS my neighbour,
Clive Goss,
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7 Calico Road.
Sorry for wasting your time.
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He's 16 years old.
Did he show you that?
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It's on your computer.
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So, he doesn't know?
He doesn't know that you've seen it,
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because you could
fuck up his whole life?
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And you'd like to fuck him up!
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Jesus Christ! No! I would not! No!
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So, do you want me to call
out your wife, and Saul?
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Do you want me to call them out here
and see what you're doing?
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Because the police have got
your name and address.
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You do so much as TOUCH me and...
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You can have all the
wild and crazy hot sex you want,
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night after night.
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That was a mistake and I am sorry.
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Come inside.
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I'm sorry, OK?
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I shouldn't have spoken to him.
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I was just trying to help,
but I was wrong.
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OK, let me explain, OK?
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Let me tell you what happened.
Have you fucked him?
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No! No, I have not!
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OK, shall we...?
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Want one?
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It was just a mistake...
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..because we were both on the apps.
You know the apps I mean.
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And he's too young to be there.
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He shouldn't do that.
But then HE messaged ME!
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Oh, don't you...?
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You're texting him about wanking
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and cumming and anal sex.
Now, what have you done to him? OK!
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OK, Clive! I'm sorry, OK?
Please, don't.
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I talk to your son about sex...
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..because he can't talk
to his dad, can he?
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Can he ask you? No.
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If he needs to pour out
his heart to his father, then...
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..you failed him, Clive.
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You failed.
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How did you get his number then?
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It's on the Calico Road group chat.
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Oh, yeah.
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Have you...
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..ever touched my son?
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Have you touched Lucy Clark?
What's she got to do with it?
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Well, she's 16, she lives five doors
down, have you fucked her?
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Don't be disgusting.
Well, then!
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YOU have both my sons being
dirty on your computer.
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Here, look. Look. Right,
hang on. Hang on, look. Look.
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This is for you, girls.
There. You like that, do you?
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We all saw that at work,
and we were laughing
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because THAT is how your
son makes his money.
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He wanks off and gets paid for it,
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next door, in your house!
Nothing to do with me.
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And then he posts it online.
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Maybe we should show
the Calico Road group chat that,
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because it's gonna bring
the house prices down!
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Or up, maybe.
You think it's funny?
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Yeah, I'm laughing my
fucking head off, Clive.
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Now step away and sit down.
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Step away from me.
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Don't do this to yourself, Clive.
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Never mind me.
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Just...
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..don't do this to yourself.
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Why are you not rich?
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What? Electricians, you make
a fortune.
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I asked you to fix my wiring,
you're free the next day.
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You should be booked up
for months. What's wrong with you?
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There's a case,
like a legal thing, you know.
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I didn't do anything wrong,
all right?
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Oh, God, did you burn someone's
house down? Like you'd know.
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Well, I'd know not to burn
someone's house down.
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No, it's not that, it's just...
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..lawyers.
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Do you know why I didn't tell
the police?
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Yeah! Cos you're guilty!
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Let me tell you
a story about my staff.
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You know, it's like it creeps
through the walls.
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You and your thoughts and...
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I sleep ten feet away
and I infect George?
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Yeah. You sleep two feet away.
Why don't you infect him?
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Why isn't he stupid
and straight, like you?
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Cos I don't stand a chance, do I?
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You lot.
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On the telly every night,
aren't you?
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You're watching something and two
minutes later it's men kissing.
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And it can be anything.
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It can be, like, Dickens or
policemen and you're all at it,
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and you go online
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and every other face
is a man in lipstick,
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cos you are making
it normal for children!
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I mean, you look at George, eh?
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I mean, you have got him.
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And he was never...
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He was trouble from the start.
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When he was born, George...
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It went wrong.
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Marie had an infection.
An infection of the vaginal tract.
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What do you think about that, eh?
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You don't like words like that,
do you?
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So, what happened?
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You know, we should
be rich! We could've
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sued the NHS for a fortune, but...
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..he was sick. George.
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For days, and people were so sorry.
You know, they kept saying,
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"Good luck. Fingers crossed,"
you know,
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"Thinking of you," and I was so...
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..embarrassed. Embarrassed?
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You were embarrassed? Yeah.
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You mean you were scared.
I was ashamed.
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Why?
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Because he was weak.
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He was a baby.
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He was mine...
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..and he got it wrong.
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I was gonna tell you a story.
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In my bar, we get drifters,
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Young people.
Yeah, I bet you do.
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They come to Manchester, they escape
from wherever they've come from...
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..and they're a bit lost.
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They don't have any money and
their first job is behind the bar.
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Yeah, and you lure them in.
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So, they come and work for me.
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And all right, they're kids.
Yeah, exactly.
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18, 19 and...
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..a bit hopeless.
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And some of them are lazy
and drunk and stupid, but...
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And sometimes they work for a week
and I never see them again, but...
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..sometimes they're
brilliant, and funny,
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and they work really, really hard,
and then during the lockdown...
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Oh, Jesus, you don't
believe that shit, do you?
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They literally said it was a lie!
They proved it!
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True or not, it happened.
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And during that time...
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..three of them killed themselves.
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Three of those kids.
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I know three boys who
killed themselves.
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Well, good riddance.
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Three of those daft boys
took their own lives,
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in their tiny little bedsits,
or their godawful little flats,
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they shoved down pills and drifted
out of this world, because...
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..they had nothing.
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They had no family. Do you get that?
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They were queer little kids who
thought they could never go home,
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and so they sat on their
own and they died.
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One of them left a note that said...
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.."I'm sorry I was so rubbish."
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Do you want that to be George?
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He'd never do that.
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He's weak.
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Those boys, that's...
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That's why I tried to help.
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But I will never speak to
George again, I promise, and...
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But that's not even the problem.
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The problem is YOU know he's gay,
and that is the wrong way round.
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He should tell you. It's his life,
it's his choice, it's his decision.
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He lives under my roof.
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He's not a dog.
Will you listen to me?
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We have stolen that from him,
both of us.
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Me from being stupid
and you from breaking into my house.
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You broke into my house!
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You broke into my bloody house.
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But we've robbed him.
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And if his life goes
wrong at 16, then maybe...
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..he gets on a train,
moves to London,
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gets a tiny little room,
works behind a bar,
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and HE ends up leaving a note
saying,
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"I'm sorry I was rubbish."
Is that what you want?
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Can he grow out of it?
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You know, is it like...?
Is it just a phase?
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Maybe?
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Oh, bollocks, no, sorry!
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I've never met a phase in my life.
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He's gay, and bent,
and homosexual for his entire life,
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and frankly you should
put out the bunting,
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cos I'll tell you what,
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when you are old
and dribbling, Clive Goss,
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and you need someone
to wipe your arse,
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it'll be your gay son who does it.
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Saul will be too busy
fighting about paternity
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with his third slapper of a wife!
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God, you...
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You have got some nerve,
haven't you?
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Yeah. Cos that's gay, too.
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We shine and burn...
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..mate. It can be a phase.
I know that for a fact,
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cos look at your husband.
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He lived here, and God knows
we heard you through that wall.
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You want to know where George gets
his ideas from? Well, it's you.
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Cos it was very, very clear which
one of you was the lady.
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We all heard you, Leo, eh,
whinnying like a bitch.
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We'd sit in that house
and we would cringe for you.
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And then what happens?
Your beloved Curtis,
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he finds a real woman and he runs
off with her.
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Isn't that right, eh?
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I suppose so. Yeah.
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So a gay man can turn back.
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OK, no.
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Well, technically...
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I... It's possible,
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so, yeah, it's possible for
George, yes.
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Yeah, yeah. I said so, didn't I?
Yeah, well, you proved it. You win.
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So just leave him alone.
Cos if you confront him,
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you might push him the wrong way.
Or the right way.
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Oh, Jesus, Clive, I don't know.
Just don't say anything.
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And you've not touched him?
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No!
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I have not!
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Hey, do you think they heard that
through the wall, huh?
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Cos the funny thing is, Clive,
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I've never heard you
and Marie fucking, why's that?
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Don't be disgusting.
No, why is that?
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You know, you're obsessed.
Not a peep.
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You want to tell me why that is?
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I don't know, maybe you're
getting it elsewhere?
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Don't say anything to George.
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I'm asking you seriously.
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Don't force him out.
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Just be nice to him!
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You all right?
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Yeah.
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Good.
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You all right? Yeah.
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Is George home?
He's in his room.
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It's me. What?
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Um, your debt to Mr Struthers,
I'll pay that for you,
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but you just don't talk to him
again, all right? Have you got that?
249
00:16:54,283 --> 00:16:55,763
OK.
250
00:16:55,803 --> 00:16:56,803
And...
251
00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:04,483
..stay off that thing.
252
00:17:11,883 --> 00:17:13,323
Where did you get to?
253
00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:14,803
I just went out.
254
00:17:14,843 --> 00:17:16,563
You want a word with him next door.
255
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,363
He was playing music SO loud.
256
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,763
What are you doing that for?
257
00:17:24,803 --> 00:17:26,003
Been a while.
258
00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:23,963
I don't give a fuck about stupid
little George!
259
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,123
It's the council. If they get
a complaint about me
260
00:18:26,163 --> 00:18:30,923
and child porn, there goes my
licence. I'd have to close the bar.
261
00:18:30,963 --> 00:18:32,883
Oh, don't be so stupid.
262
00:18:32,923 --> 00:18:35,083
He was in your house.
263
00:18:35,123 --> 00:18:37,283
Go back to the police!
264
00:18:37,323 --> 00:18:39,363
It's not child porn.
265
00:18:39,403 --> 00:18:41,283
George is 16 anyway.
266
00:18:41,323 --> 00:18:45,203
Oh, well, that's a relief.
Thanks, Carly. Old enough to bum.
267
00:18:45,243 --> 00:18:47,723
But you have taken away his agency.
268
00:18:47,763 --> 00:18:51,363
Someone as old as you should never
be giving advice to someone my age.
269
00:18:51,403 --> 00:18:54,403
Yeah, Carly, here's another piece of
advice - fuck off!
270
00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:56,123
You asked for that.
271
00:18:56,163 --> 00:18:59,043
You can't stay in that house, Leo.
272
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:00,323
You've got to move.
273
00:19:00,363 --> 00:19:02,883
It's going to calm down.
I listened out last night.
274
00:19:02,923 --> 00:19:04,483
No shouting, nothing.
275
00:19:04,523 --> 00:19:06,763
I just need to change my locks,
and then I'm done.
276
00:19:08,643 --> 00:19:11,883
I went 14 years barely saying a word
to him, I can do the same again.
277
00:19:13,803 --> 00:19:15,643
Morning, guv. You all right?
278
00:19:15,683 --> 00:19:18,123
Oh, bollocks.
279
00:19:18,163 --> 00:19:20,923
I mean, who's going to finish
a job half done?
280
00:19:20,963 --> 00:19:25,203
Clive Goss, the big bad boss
has left it in a right mess.
281
00:19:25,243 --> 00:19:26,683
How much is it going to cost me?
282
00:19:26,723 --> 00:19:29,083
Least of your worries.
You should go to the police.
283
00:19:29,123 --> 00:19:32,683
He attacked you. That's assault.
Pick up the phone and report him.
284
00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:35,283
It wasn't quite assault. He...
285
00:19:35,323 --> 00:19:38,483
Oh. Uh, OK, I need to see what
every other venue in
286
00:19:38,523 --> 00:19:40,643
Greater Manchester is charging.
Will you make a list?
287
00:19:40,683 --> 00:19:41,883
Yes, boss. Thanks.
288
00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:44,643
It was more like he grabbed me and
we kind of jostled a bit, you know?
289
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,403
Seriously, though, listen to me.
290
00:19:47,443 --> 00:19:49,803
He invaded your home.
291
00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:52,723
It's like those men who steal
knickers off the line.
292
00:19:52,763 --> 00:19:55,723
It's not a small crime.
You should always report them,
293
00:19:55,763 --> 00:19:58,683
because that's an actual fact
in policing.
294
00:19:58,723 --> 00:20:01,723
Once a man crosses that line,
it can escalate.
295
00:20:01,763 --> 00:20:03,963
I think we're worrying about
the wrong person.
296
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,123
OK, George is stuck with that man
night and day.
297
00:20:07,163 --> 00:20:09,523
What were their names again,
the three boys during lockdown?
298
00:20:09,563 --> 00:20:13,283
There was little Jimmy,
Hassan, and who was the third one?
299
00:20:13,323 --> 00:20:14,883
Peter Beddoes.
300
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,083
Peter Beddoes...
301
00:20:17,443 --> 00:20:19,403
And that's just
the three we know about.
302
00:20:20,963 --> 00:20:23,403
It's funny to think they saved
my life last night.
303
00:20:25,603 --> 00:20:28,163
Oh, my God. He's here.
304
00:20:29,443 --> 00:20:31,963
What? Oh, shit.
305
00:20:36,883 --> 00:20:38,163
Right.
306
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,203
You OK?
307
00:20:40,443 --> 00:20:43,243
No. Because you're here.
308
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:46,603
They turned up, so I let them in.
Is that OK?
309
00:20:46,643 --> 00:20:48,123
I just want to finish this job.
310
00:20:49,563 --> 00:20:50,723
I'd like a word with you.
311
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,323
In private.
312
00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:00,283
I've got it.
313
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,483
Did I do the right thing?
314
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:05,323
Oh, brought your bodyguard
with you?
315
00:21:05,363 --> 00:21:07,043
I'll knock you flat out, mate.
316
00:21:08,683 --> 00:21:10,563
Listen, you don't want me here
and I don't want to be here,
317
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,483
all right? So, I'll get this job
done end of the day
318
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:16,083
and I'll be gone, all right?
Ah, you need my money, don't you?
319
00:21:16,123 --> 00:21:17,603
Yeah, and you need that fixed.
320
00:21:19,443 --> 00:21:20,723
Did we say cash? We did.
321
00:21:20,763 --> 00:21:22,643
I've changed my mind. Invoice me.
322
00:21:22,683 --> 00:21:25,203
Because I don't like people
who dodge their tax.
323
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:28,203
But I've still got the job?
Yes.
324
00:21:29,683 --> 00:21:33,003
But I have to ask, is everything
all right?
325
00:21:34,283 --> 00:21:36,243
With George. Did you say anything?
No, no, no,
326
00:21:36,283 --> 00:21:39,003
you do not talk about my son.
327
00:21:39,043 --> 00:21:40,923
All right? No word to Saul.
328
00:21:40,963 --> 00:21:43,003
We forget about it and we move on,
all right? Are we done?
329
00:21:43,043 --> 00:21:45,083
No, we're not.
I have to say something.
330
00:21:45,123 --> 00:21:47,643
Curtis is 58-years-old.
331
00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:50,803
My hus... Ah, my ex is 58.
332
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:53,163
I met him when he was 44.
He is a grown man,
333
00:21:53,203 --> 00:21:55,963
because that is who I go
out with, not children.
334
00:21:56,003 --> 00:21:59,203
If I have to live next door
to you, I am scared.
335
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,363
If that's what you think of me,
I am so scared.
336
00:22:06,963 --> 00:22:10,763
You... You terrify me.
337
00:22:10,803 --> 00:22:13,643
Proud of yourself?
No, it's... It's OK.
338
00:22:15,523 --> 00:22:17,803
Look, I can't change your mind,
but I'm asking you,
339
00:22:17,843 --> 00:22:20,083
look at where you get this
stuff from
340
00:22:20,123 --> 00:22:21,443
and why you believe it.
341
00:22:21,483 --> 00:22:23,123
Cos you'll believe
anything online.
342
00:22:23,163 --> 00:22:25,043
You'll believe a shock jock,
you'll believe YouTube,
343
00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:28,763
but I live next door to you
and you have known me for 14 years.
344
00:22:28,803 --> 00:22:30,643
Why don't you believe me?!
345
00:22:38,763 --> 00:22:40,003
I'll pay you cash.
346
00:22:48,763 --> 00:22:53,003
Mikey, am I missing something here,
with my dad?
347
00:22:54,523 --> 00:22:56,923
Cos when he kicked off yesterday,
348
00:22:56,963 --> 00:22:58,403
did anyone tell him about
my OnlyFans?
349
00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:00,483
No, not in a million years. Why?
350
00:23:02,683 --> 00:23:04,203
Did he say something?
351
00:23:04,243 --> 00:23:07,963
No, it's weird. I got a new
subscriber last night, yeah?
352
00:23:08,003 --> 00:23:09,843
And the name says Clive Goss.
353
00:23:09,883 --> 00:23:12,523
You choose your own username, yeah?
You don't use your real name.
354
00:23:12,563 --> 00:23:15,323
No-one does. He'd have to pick
Clive Goss on purpose.
355
00:23:15,363 --> 00:23:17,723
It can't be him.
Then why does it say it?
356
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:19,203
Mate, it's a fetish.
357
00:23:19,243 --> 00:23:21,803
Someone you know is into
father and son.
358
00:23:21,843 --> 00:23:24,643
Oh, Christ.
Still, he's paying. Whack it out.
359
00:23:24,683 --> 00:23:26,723
You'd love that.Gimme!
360
00:23:29,203 --> 00:23:31,483
What are you doing tomorrow
afternoon? Are you into footy?
361
00:23:31,523 --> 00:23:33,843
Hmm, I like the legs. We're watching
the match at my house,
362
00:23:33,883 --> 00:23:35,243
cos I've got this deal
with that sportswear.
363
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:37,923
Do you know 20 Cents?
They send crates of beer,
364
00:23:37,963 --> 00:23:40,683
I get the lads round,
we all just wear 20 Cents T-shirts,
365
00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:42,563
make a bit of content,
we have a good laugh.
366
00:23:42,603 --> 00:23:45,683
We get pissed for free, basically.
Do you want to come?
367
00:23:45,723 --> 00:23:48,803
You, drunk, in a tight T-shirt?
368
00:23:48,843 --> 00:23:50,043
Works for me.
369
00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:52,163
Your mates might not like
it, though. Hey.
370
00:23:53,803 --> 00:23:58,163
Oh, sorry. Did it again!
Me and my big mouth.
371
00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:00,643
Me and my big everything.
372
00:24:00,683 --> 00:24:03,043
All right, Daddy, don't report me
to the boss.
373
00:24:07,043 --> 00:24:08,523
Fuck sake, Dad, lighten up.
374
00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:13,603
Selfie.
375
00:25:08,403 --> 00:25:10,803
Where do you think you're going?
going? Hey, you're grounded!
376
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,523
We told you you're grounded! George!
377
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:19,403
There you are.
378
00:25:22,683 --> 00:25:23,683
Thank you very much.
379
00:25:25,243 --> 00:25:28,403
You're going to have to refit
the wiring in 2027,
380
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:31,003
because Amendment 4 says so,
381
00:25:31,043 --> 00:25:34,003
to harmonise with European levels.
382
00:25:34,043 --> 00:25:36,163
We never really did leave Europe,
did we?
383
00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:37,683
That was all just another lie.
384
00:25:39,123 --> 00:25:40,283
Anyway, it's not my problem,
385
00:25:41,843 --> 00:25:42,883
I'm done.
386
00:25:58,043 --> 00:26:01,243
Hey. Take it home
and unload everything,
387
00:26:01,283 --> 00:26:04,523
otherwise the van gets robbed.
And I mean everything.
388
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,603
Where are you going?
389
00:26:07,163 --> 00:26:08,283
For a drink.
390
00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:39,523
Hello, handsome.
391
00:27:03,763 --> 00:27:09,083
Hiya. Hi. I'm Zee.
Yeah, I know.
392
00:27:09,123 --> 00:27:10,843
Yeah.
393
00:27:10,883 --> 00:27:13,283
Hi, then, George. Hello.
394
00:27:13,323 --> 00:27:14,843
Yeah. Great.
395
00:27:16,683 --> 00:27:19,203
So what are you thinking?
396
00:27:19,243 --> 00:27:21,203
Where do you want to go?
I'm not being funny,
397
00:27:21,243 --> 00:27:24,403
but do you even get served in pubs?
Yeah, I'm not a kid.
398
00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:27,563
OK. Well, I'm buying, just in case.
399
00:27:27,603 --> 00:27:30,123
I don't want to go to Canal Street.
Not with my brother
400
00:27:30,163 --> 00:27:33,163
and my dad and the man next door.
And, anyway,
401
00:27:33,203 --> 00:27:36,603
not being rude,
but it's a bit past it, isn't it?
402
00:27:36,643 --> 00:27:38,243
It's all a bit old.
403
00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:39,443
It is a bit, yeah.
404
00:27:40,763 --> 00:27:42,123
How about Northern Quarter?
405
00:27:42,163 --> 00:27:44,203
Yeah. That's good. Great.
406
00:27:58,443 --> 00:27:59,643
Come on in!
407
00:28:02,443 --> 00:28:03,443
Hiya.
408
00:28:29,363 --> 00:28:30,363
Front bar to office.
409
00:28:30,403 --> 00:28:32,483
There could be trouble,
your mate's back.
410
00:28:42,483 --> 00:28:44,363
I thought you were done.
What are you doing here?
411
00:28:44,403 --> 00:28:46,843
If this is my son's life, then let
me see it. Clive, don't make
412
00:28:46,883 --> 00:28:49,883
any trouble. You told me to learn,
so here I am.
413
00:28:49,923 --> 00:28:51,803
I reckon this is the one bar
round here
414
00:28:51,843 --> 00:28:53,803
that people will leave me alone in.
415
00:28:53,843 --> 00:28:56,323
OK, exclusion zone,
I get it. Right.
416
00:28:58,163 --> 00:29:01,203
What's she doing here?
No, no, no, you can sit over here.
417
00:29:01,243 --> 00:29:02,443
OK.
418
00:29:05,723 --> 00:29:09,403
Hey, darling, you go on a break.
What can I get you?
419
00:29:10,603 --> 00:29:11,603
Uh-huh.
420
00:29:18,243 --> 00:29:21,083
Scenes of violence that some
viewers may find distressing
421
00:29:21,123 --> 00:29:23,123
And my dad's all right.
I mean, I don't think he's happy,
422
00:29:23,163 --> 00:29:24,923
but he doesn't go on about it.
423
00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:26,763
Just keeps saying, "He," and then
he's like, "Oh, sorry,
424
00:29:26,803 --> 00:29:29,883
"sorry, sorry,' all the time,
but a lot of people do that.
425
00:29:29,923 --> 00:29:33,243
That's amazing, though.
You're amazing.
426
00:29:33,283 --> 00:29:35,323
No, I'm not.
I just wake up every day
427
00:29:35,363 --> 00:29:36,923
and get on with it.
428
00:29:36,963 --> 00:29:39,283
If I can do it, anyone can.
429
00:29:39,323 --> 00:29:42,123
Cos when I said about
Canal Street,
430
00:29:42,163 --> 00:29:45,083
I mean, I have been there before.
Never went inside.
431
00:29:45,123 --> 00:29:48,723
I just kind of, you know, walked up
and down and then went home.
432
00:29:48,763 --> 00:29:50,603
Because?
433
00:29:50,643 --> 00:29:52,803
Er, you know,
434
00:29:52,843 --> 00:29:56,883
I'm kind of a bit gay,
I suppose.
435
00:29:56,923 --> 00:29:58,483
Or bi maybe.
436
00:29:58,523 --> 00:30:01,003
Great. Good for you.
437
00:30:01,043 --> 00:30:03,403
Is that all right?
It's brilliant.
438
00:30:03,443 --> 00:30:04,483
I've just never said it before.
439
00:30:04,523 --> 00:30:07,083
Well, now you have.
Did the world end? No.
440
00:30:07,123 --> 00:30:08,683
Well, then.
441
00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:10,203
I said it. You see?
442
00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:12,363
All you needed was a night
out with me.
443
00:30:12,403 --> 00:30:16,283
Don't tell anyone, though.
No. I won't.
444
00:30:16,323 --> 00:30:18,083
But you're ready now, George.
445
00:30:18,123 --> 00:30:20,443
You've said it once,
you can say it again.
446
00:30:20,483 --> 00:30:22,363
Think what it was like for me.
I had to come out to my parents
447
00:30:22,403 --> 00:30:24,283
and tell them that I was a woman,
and then I had to tell them
448
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,683
that I was a lesbian.
449
00:30:25,723 --> 00:30:28,123
OK? You're still in nappies
compared to me, kid.
450
00:30:32,003 --> 00:30:34,443
Aayushi. Hiya. Did you hear?
451
00:30:34,483 --> 00:30:37,363
Beryl's back in town.
And she's better.
452
00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:38,483
No way.
453
00:30:38,523 --> 00:30:40,283
We're going to go and see her now,
she's back in the old flat.
454
00:30:40,323 --> 00:30:41,883
Oh, come with us. Do you want to?
455
00:30:43,363 --> 00:30:44,483
Yeah.
456
00:30:46,123 --> 00:30:48,243
# Smokey rooms
457
00:30:48,283 --> 00:30:50,003
# Bloodshot eyes
458
00:30:50,043 --> 00:30:53,763
# People dancing just to feel
something nice
459
00:30:53,803 --> 00:30:55,043
# Oh, no
460
00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:58,723
# Maybe the kids ain't all
right... #
461
00:30:58,763 --> 00:30:59,843
Hi!
462
00:31:03,163 --> 00:31:05,603
# Maybe the kids ain't all right. #
463
00:31:06,803 --> 00:31:09,603
Fuck sake, Zee, where have you been?
464
00:31:09,643 --> 00:31:11,003
Come here!
465
00:31:12,563 --> 00:31:16,843
I thought I was never going to see
you again. No, I'm back for good!
466
00:31:16,883 --> 00:31:20,283
Er, this is George.
George, this is Beryl,
467
00:31:20,323 --> 00:31:22,083
otherwise known as Beryl the Peril,
468
00:31:22,123 --> 00:31:24,363
otherwise known as The Travesty.
469
00:31:24,403 --> 00:31:26,563
I am mother. She is mother.
470
00:31:26,603 --> 00:31:30,243
Come here. Oh, fuck sake,
what is that?
471
00:31:30,283 --> 00:31:32,963
Is that Lynx Africa?
How much did you put on?
472
00:31:33,003 --> 00:31:34,043
Is it too much?
473
00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:37,243
It's the entire continent, darling.
I can smell zebra.
474
00:31:46,803 --> 00:31:49,123
Just the one. Ready?
475
00:31:49,163 --> 00:31:52,243
Oh, just one more.
Oh, he learns fast!
476
00:31:52,283 --> 00:31:53,803
Seven.
477
00:31:53,843 --> 00:31:55,283
Cheers. Cheers!
478
00:32:41,723 --> 00:32:42,963
How are you?
479
00:32:49,123 --> 00:32:51,243
My name is Regime, the queen
of your dreams,
480
00:32:51,283 --> 00:32:53,163
and I declare, ladies and gents,
481
00:32:53,203 --> 00:32:55,363
others and neithers, bitches
and fuckboys,
482
00:32:55,403 --> 00:32:59,283
nutters and mothers, tonight is
going to be a night!
483
00:32:59,323 --> 00:33:00,803
Woo!
484
00:33:28,283 --> 00:33:29,523
No.
485
00:33:29,563 --> 00:33:31,963
I'm not the only one in school.
There's this boy, Winston.
486
00:33:32,003 --> 00:33:34,563
He's amazing. These three girls,
they're like a threesome,
487
00:33:34,603 --> 00:33:38,403
like properly. And there's this boy
in the canteen. He's so fit.
488
00:33:40,323 --> 00:33:41,883
Two, one.
489
00:33:45,843 --> 00:33:46,843
Looks so good.
490
00:33:49,003 --> 00:33:51,123
Oi, you.
Have you chosen your name yet?
491
00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:53,843
Still can't decide. What do you
mean?
492
00:33:53,883 --> 00:33:56,243
I'm called Zee, but it's just
a placeholder. I got stuck with it.
493
00:33:56,283 --> 00:33:58,243
I've got three choices.
494
00:33:58,283 --> 00:34:00,243
Annabel, Flo,
495
00:34:00,283 --> 00:34:02,323
not Florence, just Flo,
496
00:34:02,363 --> 00:34:05,203
and Rachel.
So, what do you think?
497
00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:09,603
Well, it's not up to me.
But for you, Zeelinda,
498
00:34:09,643 --> 00:34:12,523
it is time to decide!
499
00:34:38,963 --> 00:34:41,643
Right. You three turn around.
500
00:34:43,243 --> 00:34:44,883
Zee, you can look now.
501
00:34:46,763 --> 00:34:50,083
Oh. Your true name is your choice.
502
00:34:51,403 --> 00:34:53,403
So, pick the right one.
503
00:34:53,443 --> 00:34:58,203
Because your name is written on
the back of
504
00:34:58,243 --> 00:34:59,803
the last person you'd fuck.
505
00:34:59,843 --> 00:35:02,323
Oh, surely not! Got to choose!
506
00:35:02,363 --> 00:35:04,003
Not me. You've had me.
507
00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:08,723
Choose, choose, choose!
Choose, choose, choose!
508
00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:25,563
OK, I'm sorry, George. Sorry.
509
00:35:27,363 --> 00:35:28,643
Reveal the name!
510
00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:37,043
Oh, my God.
511
00:35:41,443 --> 00:35:42,483
Flo.
512
00:35:46,323 --> 00:35:48,323
I love it! My name's Flo!
513
00:36:04,523 --> 00:36:05,563
We look good.
514
00:36:05,603 --> 00:36:06,923
# And the red, red robin
515
00:36:06,963 --> 00:36:09,963
# Goes bob, bob, bobbing along
516
00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:11,843
# Along! #
517
00:36:30,203 --> 00:36:34,843
Boss, to the back? Yeah, I need to
go. OK, just go. Go.
518
00:36:38,523 --> 00:36:40,323
Oi, Sir. Is that really you, Sir?
519
00:36:40,363 --> 00:36:42,883
Lads, get here quickly.
Need help. Straight away.
520
00:36:44,643 --> 00:36:46,643
Fucking freak. Stop it! Stop it!
521
00:36:50,283 --> 00:36:51,283
Hey!
522
00:36:52,363 --> 00:36:53,963
Hanna. Get an ambulance!
523
00:37:21,723 --> 00:37:24,883
Right, when you get home, go
straight to the bathroom.
524
00:37:24,923 --> 00:37:27,283
Cos you're going to need
more than water, OK?
525
00:37:27,323 --> 00:37:29,843
Find your mum's make-up remover.
Just rub it in and wipe it off.
526
00:37:29,883 --> 00:37:31,483
I had the best time.
527
00:37:31,523 --> 00:37:33,523
So did I. You're amazing.
528
00:37:35,283 --> 00:37:37,083
Right. Get home to bed.
529
00:37:38,603 --> 00:37:40,523
And as soon as you get in,
take it off.
530
00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:50,083
Yes, bro, that's right.
Know what I'm saying, innit?
531
00:38:08,643 --> 00:38:09,643
Hey.
532
00:38:10,883 --> 00:38:14,203
I just wanted to say thank you.
I can get you a cab.
533
00:38:14,243 --> 00:38:16,123
I've got one coming.
I can put it on account.
534
00:38:16,163 --> 00:38:17,523
I'm not poor.
535
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,843
Well, you were great. Thanks.
536
00:38:20,883 --> 00:38:24,203
So, she's a teacher? And is it she?
537
00:38:24,243 --> 00:38:27,963
She, yeah, when she's in drag.
She calls herself Regime,
538
00:38:28,003 --> 00:38:29,643
and when he's
out of drag it's Martin.
539
00:38:29,683 --> 00:38:31,523
And, yes, he is a teacher,
an English teacher.
540
00:38:31,563 --> 00:38:33,243
He's on supply at Union Street.
541
00:38:35,323 --> 00:38:37,083
They were kids from his class.
542
00:38:37,123 --> 00:38:39,443
I've got her blood on me,
you think that's safe?
543
00:38:41,323 --> 00:38:42,963
Yeah, definitely.
544
00:38:43,003 --> 00:38:44,363
Well, I mean, I don't know,
545
00:38:44,403 --> 00:38:46,163
it's up to Martin,
it's none of our business.
546
00:38:46,203 --> 00:38:48,043
But it doesn't matter. You know,
that was...
547
00:38:48,083 --> 00:38:50,003
It's not like the old days.
548
00:38:50,043 --> 00:38:52,523
Blood isn't dangerous.
That was a long time ago.
549
00:38:52,563 --> 00:38:54,123
Yeah, well, you'd know,
wouldn't you?
550
00:38:55,763 --> 00:38:56,763
Yes.
551
00:38:59,363 --> 00:39:00,363
HIV positive.
552
00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:04,923
32 years, I'm absolutely fine,
thank you.
553
00:39:07,963 --> 00:39:09,643
It's not a problem, is it?
554
00:39:09,683 --> 00:39:12,923
It's not real anyway, is it? HIV.
555
00:39:12,963 --> 00:39:15,243
Billions of dollars spent
on nothing.
556
00:39:16,763 --> 00:39:20,123
That's not me saying that,
it's one of the Kennedys,
557
00:39:20,163 --> 00:39:23,163
United States Secretary of Health.
Yeah, well, fuck me, he's wrong.
558
00:39:23,203 --> 00:39:25,323
Yeah, well, you would say that,
wouldn't you? Yeah, well, I would,
559
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:28,803
because I became positive in 1994
560
00:39:28,843 --> 00:39:31,563
and I've lived through this.
I'm sorry, but you have not.
561
00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:37,403
And you know what pisses me off?
562
00:39:37,443 --> 00:39:38,443
Me.
563
00:39:39,563 --> 00:39:40,843
Cos I just said sorry.
564
00:39:43,483 --> 00:39:46,723
All these years since 1994
I've been apologising
565
00:39:46,763 --> 00:39:48,803
to men like you saying, "Sorry",
and, "Thank you",
566
00:39:48,843 --> 00:39:51,443
and, "Please", and, "Oh, I hope
you don't mind,"
567
00:39:51,483 --> 00:39:53,203
cos that's how we fit in.
568
00:39:55,123 --> 00:39:56,643
Every day,
569
00:39:56,683 --> 00:40:00,123
we crush ourselves
and beg to be liked,
570
00:40:00,163 --> 00:40:01,803
our eyes like fucking puppies.
571
00:40:01,843 --> 00:40:03,763
Well, you know what?
To hell with all that.
572
00:40:03,803 --> 00:40:06,003
I am not sorry,
and I do not thank you,
573
00:40:06,043 --> 00:40:08,683
not for anything, not ever,
so fuck off!
574
00:40:10,563 --> 00:40:14,843
Just... Just, just, just go back,
get off my street
575
00:40:14,883 --> 00:40:19,243
and go home. And here. Take that.
576
00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:22,483
I don't need it. No, you know what
you say? You say thank you, Clive.
577
00:40:22,523 --> 00:40:23,803
You say thank you to me.
578
00:40:31,163 --> 00:40:34,163
the same way I've been thanking you
and your kind for six decades!
579
00:40:41,803 --> 00:40:43,003
Thank you.
580
00:40:44,963 --> 00:40:46,563
Yes.
581
00:40:46,603 --> 00:40:48,083
Yes!
582
00:40:51,643 --> 00:40:52,683
Yes!
583
00:41:30,843 --> 00:41:32,643
Are you all right? Yeah.
584
00:41:33,723 --> 00:41:35,443
Your dad's not in, so you got lucky.
585
00:41:36,523 --> 00:41:37,803
Just this once, OK?
586
00:42:01,483 --> 00:42:02,563
Where have you been?
587
00:42:16,363 --> 00:42:17,723
Knock, knock.
588
00:42:20,443 --> 00:42:23,083
Drink some of this and you'll feel
better in the morning.
589
00:42:46,243 --> 00:42:47,443
Where did you get to?
590
00:42:47,483 --> 00:42:49,123
Out.
591
00:42:49,163 --> 00:42:50,363
What's wrong? Nothing.
592
00:42:51,523 --> 00:42:53,683
What's wrong with your hand?
Jesus Christ.
593
00:43:12,843 --> 00:43:14,883
# I can read your body language
594
00:43:16,603 --> 00:43:18,443
# And I know what's on your mind
595
00:43:20,643 --> 00:43:22,643
# Only one thing left to do, boy
596
00:43:24,603 --> 00:43:26,003
# I can see it in your eyes
597
00:43:27,123 --> 00:43:28,843
# Cos I'm a bad, bad baby
598
00:43:28,883 --> 00:43:30,883
# Push my buttons, I'll go crazy
599
00:43:30,923 --> 00:43:32,963
# Do you know how to make me... #
600
00:43:34,963 --> 00:43:37,243
# Dripping sweat down my body-ody
601
00:43:37,283 --> 00:43:38,763
# Feeling so naughty
602
00:43:38,803 --> 00:43:41,643
# Ooh, we got ain't got nothing to
lose... #
603
00:44:53,843 --> 00:44:56,923
I swear it gets madder
and madder, that family next door.
604
00:44:56,963 --> 00:45:00,083
As if gay little George,
the artful fucking dodger,
605
00:45:00,123 --> 00:45:02,323
wasn't bad enough,
and his mad, bad dad.
606
00:45:02,363 --> 00:45:05,403
Oh, guess what,
he's into HIV denial now.
607
00:45:05,443 --> 00:45:07,683
And there was a fight last night
at the club.
608
00:45:07,723 --> 00:45:09,363
We've got so much to catch up
on.
609
00:45:09,403 --> 00:45:10,883
Oh, and on top of everything else,
610
00:45:10,923 --> 00:45:12,963
they're having one
of their football days next door,
611
00:45:13,003 --> 00:45:15,603
so it's going to be a bit noisy.
Maybe we should go out for lunch.
612
00:45:15,643 --> 00:45:19,203
No, I've got lunch all sorted.
I've got a surprise.
613
00:45:19,243 --> 00:45:20,883
Come outside, help me carry it.
614
00:45:24,203 --> 00:45:26,843
So, what's the surprise?
Have a look.
615
00:45:29,043 --> 00:45:33,203
Oh, my God! Albertine called.
She was having a party for her dad,
616
00:45:33,243 --> 00:45:35,523
he fell over, he's in hospital.
Oh. Oh, boo.
617
00:45:35,563 --> 00:45:37,763
And all of this is going to waste.
618
00:45:37,803 --> 00:45:40,123
Buffet! The best food in the world.
619
00:45:40,163 --> 00:45:42,763
Beige food, it's all going spare.
620
00:45:42,803 --> 00:45:46,163
# We've got goujons! #
621
00:45:46,203 --> 00:45:48,803
So, what did you say?
There was a fight?
622
00:45:48,843 --> 00:45:51,283
Yeah, last night.
And he was there, Clive Goss,
623
00:45:51,323 --> 00:45:54,283
Goss the Boss. I think he's a jinx.
624
00:45:54,323 --> 00:45:56,363
I truly think he is
a bad luck charm,
625
00:45:56,403 --> 00:45:58,803
because this whole trouble
kicked off
626
00:45:58,843 --> 00:46:01,003
with that one-night stand, Eddie.
627
00:46:01,043 --> 00:46:02,883
That was the day I had
to go over to Clive's house.
628
00:46:02,923 --> 00:46:04,163
When was that?
629
00:46:06,243 --> 00:46:09,003
Do you remember? Then he installed
the bloody key safe.
630
00:46:11,003 --> 00:46:12,523
Then he ended up working at mine.
631
00:46:14,003 --> 00:46:17,003
Next thing you know, George takes
the key and helps himself.
632
00:46:18,603 --> 00:46:20,603
Then I find Clive in my house.
633
00:46:22,843 --> 00:46:25,083
And he's there when this fight
breaks out.
634
00:46:25,123 --> 00:46:26,123
Hey!
635
00:46:27,683 --> 00:46:30,603
Swear to God, that's the end of it.
I've had enough.
636
00:47:12,483 --> 00:47:15,483
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