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Uh...
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Excuse me, who are you—
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Hello.
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This is my room.
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Excuse me, who are you?
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Ah.
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Hold on a sec.
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I'll be done in a minute.
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Put your clothes on first.
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We're both guys.
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What are you scared of?
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You pervert.
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Hey, who you calling names?
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I can't be bothered to argue with you.
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The front desk must've messed up.
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I'm going to find her.
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Whoa whoa whoa, no no no.
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They didn't mess up. They didn't.
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I'm the one who messed up.
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This is your room.
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I'm leaving now. I'm leaving.
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Not good enough.
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This guesthouse is terribly run.
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I'm checking out.
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No no no no.
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Lijiang guesthouses are all like this.
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The service here is great.
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Stay a few days and you'll see.
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Service is great?
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Mm-hm.
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Then... what's all this?
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Uh, ha ha.
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This here, well...
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It was a tiny mistake.
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I didn't know you'd be here so soon.
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I'll fix it right now.
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Okay?
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Besides—
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I gave you a free show with this fine body of mine.
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Still not satisfied?
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Who wanted to see your body?
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I'm checking out.
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Hey.
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Why so worked up?
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Why—why are you getting so close to me?
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Are you harassing me?
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Har... ass... ment, huh?
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Like this?
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Hm?
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I'm calling the cops.
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The cops?
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Sure, go ahead. Call them.
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My uncle's the local beat cop around here.
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Call them.
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Go on, call.
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Then I'll file a complaint.
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I want to check out.
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Don't, I was kidding.
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Relax.
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I'm still checking out.
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Look at you.
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You just have to pick a fight.
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We've got no beef with each other.
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Can't we just talk it out?
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I'm leaving right now.
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Fine.
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Okay then... go on, hurry up and leave.
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All right, bye.
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Man, this guesthouse really is unreliable.
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Oh hell, this—
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What is this?
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Shady-ass guesthouse.
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Checking out.
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Ow ow ow, Mom, easy!
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It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
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Ow, Mom, take it easy.
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Oh god, Mom.
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Ow.
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Hey there, handsome.
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See, this is my son.
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Ah.
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He, well, every time I'm not looking,
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he sneaks into empty rooms to paint.
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Today, somehow,
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he ended up in your room.
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I'm so sorry, so sorry.
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Apologize already, apologize!
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Um, hi, I—I'm Gao Ran.
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I'm Mosuo.
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The Mosuo? You know,
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the ones who do the midnight walking-marriage thing.
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Hey!
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What nonsense are you spewing?
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Ow, Mom, that hurts.
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Ow.
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I'm sorry, handsome.
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My son here,
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he studies art.
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His head, you see,
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is a little...
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Oh, oh.
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you know.
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Oh.
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Business is hard enough as it is,
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and the second he comes home for break, he's all over the place.
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Just making trouble for me, just making trouble.
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Just making trouble.
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Right, right.
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Tell you what,
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I'll knock a bit off your room rate,
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and throw in a basket of fruit.
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Oh.
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Yunnan fruit is delicious.
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Sweet, guaranteed.
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Oh, well...
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Okay then.
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Young man, you're so sweet.
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Ugh, not like you.
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Not like you, not like you.
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Always making trouble for me,
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trouble, trouble.
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Oh.
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Go, go, go.
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Go clean up.
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Okay, I'm heading out.
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Ow, Mom, easy!
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Ow.
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Chen,
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the Yunnan field-research data is part of your final grade,
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so do a good job with it.
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If you don't finish, it's fine to come back a few days late.
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Also, your professor here has to remind you—
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you young people love your fun.
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Going out for a bit is fine,
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but the work has to get done. Properly.
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Cleaning the room.
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Cleaning the room?
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Isn't that supposed to be in the morning?
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Our guesthouse isn't that strict.
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I clean whenever I have a free minute.
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And I painted in here this morning,
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so I figured I'd come change the sheets in case I got the bed dirty.
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Mom told me specifically
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to look out for you a little extra,
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to take good care of you.
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Consider it my apology.
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Whatever.
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You always have a story.
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Well then,
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get on with it.
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And about this reference—
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you cited Smith 2018,
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but Smith published a more recent one in 2020.
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Have you read it?
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Though the 2020 one ended up being pretty controversial.
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You might want to reconsider.
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And overall,
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his viewpoint has certain limitations.
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What I'm most afraid of is, after you cite him,
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you'll bring up unnecessary disputes or doubts.
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Then it's not worth the trouble.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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What a heavy gloomy aura.
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Can't bear it. Can't bear it.
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Turn it off, quick.
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I'm trying to work.
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What's the rush?
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You just checked in today.
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By the way—
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do you know what the soul of Lijiang is?
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What is it?
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Beautiful scenery, of course.
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And good liquor.
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Oh.
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Look at you.
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Working morning to night.
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Never going out for a stroll,
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to take in the scenery.
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Never having a drink.
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Just stewing in your own bad mood all day long.
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Is it worth it?
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Only the layabouts who don't have to work or study
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have time for scenery and liquor.
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Uh.
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Excuse me.
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Weren't you here to clean the room? Why are you lying down?
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There. All clean.
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Oh. Then... what are you doing?
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Painting again?
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Is that... me?
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Why are you painting me?
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Because—
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you're good-looking.
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Who said you could paint me?
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And besides, this is my room.
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Once you're done cleaning, you should leave.
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Here we go again.
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How can you be mad all day long?
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Lijiang is a place to relax.
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Did you take a wrong turn somewhere, dude?
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Okay, okay. I'll give you that one.
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How does it look?
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Let me see.
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Hm.
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Actually...
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it's pretty good.
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If you'd take your shirt off so I can paint you,
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it'd come out even better.
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Are you insane?
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It's art.
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Don't go getting any weird ideas.
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Who's getting weird ideas?
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Your mind's the dirty one.
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Fine, my mind's dirty.
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So could you please take your shirt off?
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You—
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Get away from me.
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Get away from me, I said.
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Are you harassing me again?
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I'm telling your mom.
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You sure you can stand to?
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Stand to my ass.
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Room's clean. Get out.
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Here we go again.
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Why do you blush so easily?
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Let me see.
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Now what?
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See your ass.
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Out, out, out, out.
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You're insane.
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Hey.
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You sure you won't let me draw you?
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I'll pay the model fee.
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Get out, get out.
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Out! Get out! You creep!
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Lijiang folks are wild, huh.
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Hey.
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Gao Ran.
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Gao Ran, come out for a drink.
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Coming! You guys are early.
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Right on time.
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Hurry up.
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Oh, everyone's here?
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You came too?
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Let's go, let's go.
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Ah, young people.
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So full of energy.
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Oh ho.
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White-Tee Lychee.
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What did you just say?
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Aww, all pale and tender.
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Just like a lychee.
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Beautiful once you peel it.
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And the taste—
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Mm.
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even more juicy.
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Don't talk crap.
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Hey, get away from me.
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You reek of liquor.
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Hey.
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What's your major anyway?
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Why's your schedule so old-fashioned?
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Lijiang's nightlife just hit its peak.
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Now is when young people are supposed to be sleeping.
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I study computer data engineering.
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It has nothing to do with my major.
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I just like going to bed early and getting up early.
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Coming all the way to Lijiang—
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and not going out for the nightlife or for drinks—
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isn't the trip wasted?
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I don't like that stuff. So what?
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Cute is cute.
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Just a little dim.
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Hey.
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I meant the lychee.
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Keep talking trash—
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and I'm filing a complaint.
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Hey, threatening me again.
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You win.
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Hey.
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That's my cup.
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Give it back.
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Hey.
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Petty.
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I just like your cup.
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I just figured—
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yours was too plain.
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Lemme add some,
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high-protein stuff.
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Da da da da.
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Da da da da.
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