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1 Anything?

Nothing yet.

Aah!

Guys, when ninjas are on surveillance,

they are supposed to be silent.

Sorry, Leo. I'll scream quieter.

Ah! Ugh!

- Say it. - Raph, be quiet!

Not till Mikey says it.

Raphael is all-wise and powerful.

And?

And he's better than me in every possible way.

And?

And I'm a lowly worm beneath his feet,

who isn't fit to live on the same planet as him,

because he's so amazing and I'm a dirt clod.

And?

And in the history of the universe

there's never been...

Okay, enough.

We're wasting our time.

The kraang aren't gonna show up.

Have a little patience, will you?

Trust me, guys.

They're gonna break into that lab tonight.

I have reliable intel.

Intel?

You mean April told you.

You mean your girlfriend?

She's not my girlfriend, Mikey.

She's a girl who's a friend,

whose dad got kidnapped by the same aliens

who are gonna break into that lab.

And we're gonna stop 'em.

Or we'll sit out on a cold roof all night

for no reason.

What the heck's going on up here?

What, are you playing dress up?

No, sir, we were just...

Which one of you slimy green ham shanks

busted my satellite dish?

Me neither.

But I don't like it.

Let's go.

That's right, you spineless cream puff!

Listen to your mommy.

Hey! Watch it, buddy.

Oh, no.

I didn't know you had salad tongs.

Salad tongs?

I'm not gonna take this

from some greasy, pit-stained slob

with a comb-over!

You calling me ugly?

Seen a mirror lately, circus freak?

- Raph, don't! - You want a piece of me?

When I'm done,

a piece of you is all that's gonna be left!

Kraangdroids!

Holy Toledo!

Way to blow our position, Raph.

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♪ Get rocked with the shell shock pizza kings ♪

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♪ The secret of the ooze made the chosen few ♪

♪ Emerge from the shadows to make their move ♪

♪ The good guys win and the bad guys lose ♪

♪ Leonardo's the leader in blue ♪

♪ Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through ♪

♪ Donatello is the fellow has a way with machines ♪

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♪ Michelangelo, he's one of a kind ♪

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Scram!

Holy cow.

They're some kinda...

Kung fu frogs.

Hiya!

Yah!

Keep going, kung fu frogs.

This is pure gold.

We're not frogs, you idiot!

Yeah, and it's not kung fu.

It's an ancient Japanese battle art.

Guys, he got us on video.

Not for long, he doesn't.

I'm gonna make a fortune off of this!

Fire truck's en route.

30 seconds. - Let's move.

Wait! We have to find that guy

and break his phone, and his face!

Not only did Raphael alert the Kraang,

but you got caught... On video.

Sensei, he was the angriest, nastiest guy

you ever met.

Except for you. Ow!

You should have heard the insults

this guy was throwing at us.

They were so... Insulting!

Oh, I did not realize he said mean things.

Of course, you had no choice but to jeopardize your mission.

Burn.

You are ninjas.

You work in the shadows, in secret.

This becomes difficult if there is proof of your existence

in high-definition.

Look, we know where this guy lives.

All we need to do is find him

and shake him until the tape pops out.

Oh, there's no tape.

Video phones use flash memory.

Anger is self-destructive.

I always thought it was others-destructive.

Raphael!

Stand up.

Somebody's in trouble.

- Evade the arrows. - No problem.

Hajime!

Ya me!

Again, except this time,

Leonardo, donatello, and Michelangelo,

insult Raphael.

Wait. Insulthim?

Yes.

And he can't fight back?

No.

I'm feeling good about this plan.

Hajime!

You move like a bloated buffalo.

I do not!

And you're always whining.

"Poor me. Nobody understands me."

- Yeah. - Well, you don't understa...

Gah!

And... Oh!

You don't keep your back straight

when doing omote kote gyaku.

- Gah! - And you're ugly!

Ooh!

And gassy.

Bull's-eye! - Stop it!

Oh, you talk so tough,

but inside, you're just a scared little baby.

Who needs his bottle?

- And his diaper changed? - Ah!

What's the matter, Raph?

Gonna cry? - Ah!

I am... ooh... not gonna cry!

I wish this moment could last forever.

You know what?

Forget this. This is stupid.

It didn't.

Ninniku seishinis the ability to endure insults

with patience and humility.

You cannot be a true ninja until you master it.

Understood?

Hai,sensei.

You must get that video back.

Using reason, not force.

That's right.

I swear on my mother's grave

that these guys are frogs

and they know kung fu.

You can't tell me that's not worth something.

Ah!

I'll call you back.

Lay one finger on me, frog,

and I'm calling the cops.

We're not gonna hurt you.

Then what do you want, freak?

We got off on the wrong foot last night.

Some things were said, and well,

we would just like that video back.

Hmm?

Please?

What are you gonna give me for it?

Give you for it?

Well, I figure I've got you over a barrel,

so you've got to make it worth my while.

I'll make it worth your while.

I won't take your hand and smash it against the...

Okay, okay, thank you, Raphael.

I will take over.

So what are you looking for?

A cool mil ought to cover it.

Mmhmm, mm-hmm. A cool mil of what?

A million dollars.

We don't have a million dollars.

We do have some Canadian quarters

that fell through the grate.

I can make serious money off this thing.

And if you don't want to pay,

I'll hold on to it until someone else does.

That's it!

Hand over the video or, so help me,

I'll kick your hairy butt all the way to New Jersey!

- Guys! The Kraang! - Raph!

Look out!

Let's not let this one get away.

Well, that was easy.

Ooh-kay.

Whoo! Hah!

Yah! Wah!

Ooh!

Oh, no, you don't!

Raph, what are you doing?

Get back here!

Raph!

We've got unfinished business!

You give me that phone right now!

Raph's in the van!

Ah!

Let's get out of here! - Forget it!

You lizards don't want to buy my video,

maybe these guys will.

Raph! Get out of there!

Listen, you idiot!

Frogs are not lizards.

And we're not frogs.

So long, froggy.

Uh, thanks for the help, guys.

Have I got a deal for you.

So are you all triplets or what?

Nice going, Raph.

What did I do?

What did youdo?

You left the three of us in the middle of the fight

to yell at somebody.

We could have stopped them,

but thanks to your temper,

the guy with the tape...

Again, technically, it's a flash...

Not now...

is in the hands of the Kraang. - Huh?

How are we supposed to find them?

Look, the truck's leaking!

All right!

We can follow the trail to their hideout.

And then we'll bash some bots!

What?

Weare going to bash some bots.

You are going home.

What, are you kidding?

Come on, guys.

Are we gonna let Leo power-trip like this?

I think Leo's right.

You gotta control your temper.

Until then, we just can't trust you.

Sorry, Raph.

Who does Leo think he is?

So what if I got a temper?

I'm still the best fighter we've got.

In fact, if anything,

my anger makes me a better fighter.

You understand me, don't you, spike?

Chew on your leaf if you understand me.

Yeah, thought so.

- I understand you too. - Oh!

Seriously, you gotta knock or something.

Raphael, let me tell you a story.

Sensei, I'm not in the mood for a story.

Spike, chew on your leaf if you are in the mood for a story.

Very well.

When I was a young man, I fell in love with a woman.

Oh, hey, is it that late?

Sit.

Her name was tang shen.

And I was not the only one who loved her.

There was another man competing for her attention...

Oroku saki.

Shredder.

One day, he insulted me in front of her.

He called me many things.

I felt I could not let those insults go unanswered.

I lost my temper.

And over time, our rivalry festered into hatred...

Until shredder sought to finish me...

And I lost my beloved tang shen.

Butbut it wasn't your fault.

Shredder insulted you.

You had no choice.

No choice?

I could have chosen to ignore him.

I could have chosen to let his words wash over me...

Like a river over stone.

But I let him anger me.

It was I who made his words into weapons.

That's the choice I made.

What choice will you make?

We're here.

Are we really gonna do this without Raph?

We can handle it.

I don't know.

It just feels like something's missing.

Ow! Thanks.

Happy to help. Let's go.

Spiders.

Ow! You don't have to keep doing that.

There was a spider on you.

Well, there's a spider on you too.

- No, there isn't. - Come here, you punk!

Knock it off! Ow!

Hey!

Shh.

The image that is the image on the phone

is pleasing to the eye of Kraang.

This is true.

Kraang is looking what is known

in earth terms as "handsome" in this phone.

Well, you guys drive a hard bargain.

Tell you what, I'll drop it down

to $500,000.

And you can keep the phone.

Okay, $400,000.

This is our fight with the creatures called the turtles.

The usefulness of this will be proven usefully

with the more watching of this.

Also this is being a good image of Kraang.

We should be showing the image of Kraang to Kraang.

We're gonna get you out of here.

- What about my phone? - Shh.

Don't shush me.

I ain't leaving here without my phone.

Stop the one that needs to be stopped.

Stop!

Remind me why we have to rescue this guy?

Whoo!

Hyah! Huh!

Got it!

Kraang, go look at the place where the thing

that makes the noise is,

and tell us what thing makes that noise

in that place.

I don't like the sound of that.

I don't like the look of it either.

What did you do to me?

I'm hideous.

Don't worry. The four of us can handle him.

Okay, this might be a bad time to point this out,

but you sent one of the four of us home.

And right now, I wish it was me.

This is your fault.

I'm gonna rip your heads off.

All right, guys, prepare to dish out

the mighty wrath of justice.

Seriously, just yell, "get him!"

Get Ooh!

Is that all you've got?

The answer I was looking for was "yes."

Hoo-yah!

We're no match for spider bytez.

"Spider bytez"?

Well, he's a spider,

and he bites, so I thought...

We get it.

This bug is fast.

Yeah, spiders aren't actually bugs.

They... ow!

Playtime's over, frogs.

Wow.

I didn't think this guy could get any uglier.

Raph!

Well, I think you've been punished long enough.

Come and join us.

Hey, it's the kung fu frog with the salad tongs.

Hey, it's the stupid loudmouth

who's about to get his butt kicked.

Uh, let's not fall through this floor, okay?

Dance for me, frog.

Watch me turn your friends into frog fries.

I'll serve 'em up with your salad tongs.

Huh?

Aw, froggy thinks he can stop me.

Ribbit, ribbit.

What's that, Tadpole?

Are you too scared to leap off your Lily pad

and get the warts knocked off you?

Like a river over stone.

That's some kung fu, frog.

We're not kung fu frogs.

We're Ninja Turtles.

Hyah!

Oh! My phone!

You guys are gonna regret this.

I know a nice black widow that'd be great for him.

Good work, Raph.

I just want to say...

You don't have to apologize.

I wasn't going to.

Oh. Good.

Yeah, Raph, not bad for a bloated buffalo.

Okay!

Raph is all-wise and powerful.

And?

And he's better than me

in every possible way!

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