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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,916 --> 00:00:14,833 What? W-w-where am I? H-How did I get here? 2 00:00:14,916 --> 00:00:18,333 Oh, no, Becca, we're lost! And there's no land in sight. 3 00:00:18,416 --> 00:00:20,208 You'll miss your first day back at work! 4 00:00:20,291 --> 00:00:24,166 It's probably for the best. You won't be able to handle it anyway. 5 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:27,125 You're right. I-I'm just figuring out the mom part. 6 00:00:27,208 --> 00:00:29,458 How am I supposed to go to work too? 7 00:00:29,541 --> 00:00:31,851 What if you're so exhausted you think the baby is a turkey? 8 00:00:31,875 --> 00:00:34,275 Then you put the baby in the oven and the turkey in the crib! 9 00:00:34,333 --> 00:00:37,500 And now you have to raise the turkey and eat the baby! 10 00:00:37,583 --> 00:00:40,791 - Worst Thanksgiving ever! - What was that? 11 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:44,291 - Probably something terrible. - And we're all alone out here. 12 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:49,208 - And nobody cares if you live or die! - What about Barry? Barry cares, right? 13 00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:51,833 Barry? Barry? Barry! 14 00:00:51,916 --> 00:00:55,875 Barry! 15 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:03,041 - Barry? - Oh, yes. Barry seems very concerned. 16 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:04,750 What? Who... Who are you? 17 00:01:04,833 --> 00:01:08,208 I'm Kitty. Your new best friend. 18 00:01:08,291 --> 00:01:10,791 Oh. Okay. I haven't slept in weeks. 19 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:12,583 I could use some company. 20 00:01:12,666 --> 00:01:18,083 I have an idea. Let's see how hard we can cry without waking up Barry. 21 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:21,083 Okay, that sounds like a good plan. 22 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:25,333 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 23 00:01:25,416 --> 00:01:29,625 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 24 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:33,750 ♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪ 25 00:01:33,833 --> 00:01:37,666 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 26 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:42,250 ♪ It's like I'm powerful And a little bit of tender ♪ 27 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:46,666 ♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪ 28 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:51,250 ♪ Mess me up, yeah But no one does it better ♪ 29 00:01:51,333 --> 00:01:53,166 ♪ There's nothin' better ♪ 30 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:55,583 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 31 00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:59,541 I'm tellin' ya, Sonya's a damn wreck. 32 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:03,750 That poor bug is spiraling down a drain full of shit and alcohol. 33 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:05,041 She needs a change. 34 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,833 I know it's my go-to, but she needs to get fucked. 35 00:02:07,916 --> 00:02:10,125 Well, it'd be nice for her to meet somebody. 36 00:02:10,208 --> 00:02:12,125 Get out of the house, have a little fun. 37 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:14,583 You mean, like, set her up with a stud to crack her open? 38 00:02:14,666 --> 00:02:17,458 Yes. I love matchmaking! 39 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:20,416 Fixing people's problems by forcing them to fornicate. 40 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,416 Yeah. Who's the lucky stud? 41 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,000 Ooh! What about Gavin? 42 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:26,916 Ugh. He's an asshole. Plus his tits are fake. 43 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,458 Well, who do you got, Mr. Picky Pants? 44 00:02:29,541 --> 00:02:33,583 Oh! I do know know a recently single dick with great tits. 45 00:02:33,666 --> 00:02:36,375 I... I don't know if I'm ready to get out there again. 46 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:40,125 You seem too focused on tits. Can we expand beyond tits? 47 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:42,125 Fine. Wait. Oh, oh! Hold on. 48 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,500 I've got the perfect guy. 49 00:02:43,583 --> 00:02:45,791 - Or gal. - Yeah, right. But this one's a guy. 50 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:48,708 Okay. But I'm just saying, we gotta consider the females too. 51 00:02:48,791 --> 00:02:52,708 I got that, but my person, who will remain a surprise, 52 00:02:52,791 --> 00:02:58,625 and please don't challenge me on this, is a dude, and his tits are spectacular. 53 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:04,291 You're now officially my second favorite thing to do in the bathroom. 54 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:10,166 I'm so glad you followed me in here when I did actually need to go. 55 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:11,250 - Mm... - Mm... 56 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:15,458 Aww. Y'all are sweet as a condom full of Kool-Aid. 57 00:03:15,541 --> 00:03:17,166 Oh! Kitty... Uh... 58 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:18,291 We were just, uh, 59 00:03:18,375 --> 00:03:23,250 testing the weight limit. Uh, okay. Yeah, she's rock solid. Good. 60 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,583 - So's my donger. - Oh, my God. 61 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:27,625 I love it when you say "donger." 62 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,416 - Donger. Like that? - Oh, fuck. 63 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:31,750 - Mm... - Mm... 64 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:33,625 Peace, babe. 65 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:36,708 Dante, right? It's a funny story, actually. He... 66 00:03:36,791 --> 00:03:39,916 Oh, no, I get it. Young love. 67 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,625 Oh, you think Dante loves me? 68 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:44,125 That must be why he's so comfortable asking me for money. 69 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:46,291 You're hilarious. 70 00:03:46,375 --> 00:03:50,000 Darling, I cannot wait to work with you on Becca's team. 71 00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:52,166 Oh, yeah, I'm a riot. 72 00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:56,250 But, oh shit. If you're on Becca's team, does that mean she's depressed? 73 00:03:56,333 --> 00:04:00,000 Oh, just a little postpartum, but it can be fun. 74 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:03,333 Last night, Becca and I ate cold lasagna from a mug 75 00:04:03,416 --> 00:04:07,916 and watched 35 episodes of House Hunters back-to-back. 76 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,416 Oh, my God, will you adopt me? 77 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,041 How about I take you to lunch tomorrow instead? 78 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:15,250 I could pick your brain about Becca? 79 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:18,166 So, when you say "take me," does that, uh... 80 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:20,416 Don't worry, honey. It's my treat. 81 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:23,000 Great. Yeah, 'cause I gave all my money to Dante. 82 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:26,916 He needed to buy a birthday gift for one of his exes, so, you know, 83 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:27,833 he be shoppin'. 84 00:04:30,125 --> 00:04:32,500 God, I am exhausted. 85 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:36,416 And you look like the Crypt Keeper in a Donna Karan suit. 86 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:40,291 Mommy's home. How was your first day back? I bet you killed it. 87 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:44,625 Yep. If her job is crying in the bathroom, she fucking kicked ass. 88 00:04:44,708 --> 00:04:47,291 Jake! Oh, there's my little guy. 89 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:52,750 - Oh! Oh, no. Did I do something? - Don't be scared. It's just Mommy. 90 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:56,750 Oh, dear, has the baby forgotten you already? 91 00:04:56,833 --> 00:04:59,708 Abandoned by his mommy for a legal brief. 92 00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:01,458 This is exactly what happens 93 00:05:01,541 --> 00:05:04,000 - when you go back to work too soon. - Ugh. 94 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:07,000 - Oh! Guess what? He rolled over today. - Really? 95 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:08,500 Here. Here! I have a video. 96 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:10,916 Oh, my God! Did you see that, Becs? 97 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,750 Oh, I messed up and the camera's facing the wrong way. 98 00:05:13,833 --> 00:05:16,666 I'm so glad you didn't miss this! 99 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:19,375 - Well done, Barry. - Babe. 100 00:05:19,458 --> 00:05:21,708 You... You look so exhausted. 101 00:05:21,791 --> 00:05:25,250 Is it possible that you maybe went back to work too soon? 102 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:28,500 - Barry gets it. - I look exhausted and I'm a bad mom? 103 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:31,083 Thank you, Barry. Very cool. Let's fuck, please. 104 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:32,041 - Really? - No! 105 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:34,291 - Oh. - Sounds like Barry never wanted 106 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,916 you to go back to work in the first place. 107 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Fuck that. Becca, I swear to fuck, 108 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:41,583 if you let that bozo trap you in the house like Alf, 109 00:05:41,666 --> 00:05:46,041 I'll kick your ass back to Melmac. I'm binging Alf. Fuck you. It's funny. 110 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:51,250 Oh, Kitty, I am loving this Christmas-themed restaurant. 111 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:54,833 The most depressing time of the year all year round? 112 00:05:54,916 --> 00:05:56,250 Yes, please. 113 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:59,458 Ho ho ho. Tell Santa what you want for lunch. 114 00:05:59,541 --> 00:06:05,833 Santa, I'll start with a candy cane colada and make it a double. Thank you. 115 00:06:05,916 --> 00:06:08,083 And I'll have a whole ham, please. 116 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:11,000 Oh, that sounds good. Make that a double too. 117 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:14,166 So, how has it been as Becca's Lovebug? 118 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:16,041 Well, it was rough at first, 119 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:20,125 but now we're buds and the baby's cute and lazy and barfs a lot, 120 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:21,958 so we really get each other, you know? 121 00:06:22,041 --> 00:06:26,250 But that husband. He's a real wet blanket, isn't he? 122 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:28,625 Who, Barry? Oh, yeah, he's a dud. 123 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:33,208 "I'm Barry. I think yogurt raisins are candy. I'm Barry." 124 00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:36,125 That is Barry spot on. 125 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:38,458 Now, you don't think it's anti-Semitic, right? 126 00:06:38,541 --> 00:06:41,416 - It's kinda more just fun? - I think it's accurate. 127 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,500 Barry's a total joke. 128 00:06:43,583 --> 00:06:46,333 Do you think... Oh, I hate to even suggest it. 129 00:06:46,416 --> 00:06:49,666 But do you think she even loves him anymore? 130 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:55,000 Hm. Well, everything he says annoys her, and I've never even glowed for him once. 131 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:58,541 Also, when he turns to the side, he looks like her dad. 132 00:06:58,625 --> 00:07:00,583 Yeah. I said that to her and she started crying. 133 00:07:00,666 --> 00:07:05,625 Oh, honey, I'd cry too if I was married to... Barry. 134 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:09,500 - See? That's not anti-Semitic. - He's just a loser. 135 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:13,666 - Who happens to be Jewish. - Incredibly Jewish. 136 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:17,708 Maury, where the hell is your damn mystery man? 137 00:07:17,791 --> 00:07:19,208 Trust me, he's gonna show. 138 00:07:19,291 --> 00:07:21,916 He just likes to make a sexy entrance. 139 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 This was a stupid idea. 140 00:07:24,083 --> 00:07:25,333 Just let me go home 141 00:07:25,416 --> 00:07:28,250 to drink my penne a la vodka in peace. 142 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:30,083 - You drink it? - Yes, Maury! 143 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:32,666 I blend my booze into my food 144 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:36,166 so I don't pass out before I get as drunk as I want to be. 145 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:40,083 - Is that okay with you? - That is brilliant. That's really smart. 146 00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:42,791 Yeah. Get your shit together, girl. 147 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,625 What's up, sports fans? 148 00:07:44,708 --> 00:07:49,083 - Are you fucking kidding me? - Maury! This is your sexy fuck stud? 149 00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:52,041 The pleasure to make your meeting, Shauna. 150 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:55,583 Ugh! You've worked with me for years, you fucking moron. 151 00:07:55,666 --> 00:07:56,958 Rick? Really? 152 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,791 I didn't know he was gonna wear the piece. 153 00:07:58,875 --> 00:08:01,875 Casual yawn. 154 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:04,166 Don't fucking touch me, E.T. 155 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:07,083 Wow, you really like alcohol. 156 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:08,250 What's your favorite part? 157 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:10,250 When it goes in red or when it comes out yellow? 158 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:11,416 Jesus Christ. 159 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:12,625 Hey, Shauna. 160 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:16,250 You look like you want to kill yourself. 161 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:17,166 Okay. I'm out. 162 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:20,500 Oh no! My hair system! 163 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:23,333 My confidence is plummeting. 164 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,375 Hey, welcome home. 165 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:33,750 Baby's sleeping, dinner's ready, and Barry's had a glass of daddy juice. 166 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:35,250 Hold on. Jake's already sleeping? 167 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:37,416 You were running late, so I put him to bed for you. 168 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:42,750 Oh, dear. Seems like Barry doesn't think Becca can take care of her own child. 169 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:46,625 Well, can you blame him? The last time she held the boy, he screamed so loud, 170 00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:49,125 I thought Charlie bit his finger. 171 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:54,875 I said, I thought Charlie bit his finger! Nobody remember that? Just me. 172 00:08:54,958 --> 00:08:58,291 So, what do you think? I made us a romantic dinner. 173 00:08:58,375 --> 00:09:01,500 Hey, sorry I'm late. I had a whole ham for lunch. 174 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,416 What'd I miss? 175 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:06,958 - Uh, Barry made us a romantic dinner. - Eww. Why'd he do that? 176 00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:10,958 I don't know. But for some reason, e... everything he does disgusts me. 177 00:09:11,041 --> 00:09:13,250 Well, I can think of one reason. 178 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:15,875 Right. Oh, yeah. Because she doesn't love him anymore. 179 00:09:15,958 --> 00:09:17,434 - Bingo. - What... What'd you just say? 180 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:20,666 I thought you knew from, like, your behavior. 181 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:24,083 - Oh, God, maybe the bug's right. - Barry drives you crazy! 182 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:26,541 - He doesn't know you at all. - Did you marry the wrong man? 183 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:28,958 - Just like your mother? - Honey, do you want some salmon? 184 00:09:29,041 --> 00:09:31,166 No, Barry. I don't want any salmon. 185 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:33,833 Whoa, hey, I... I'm just trying to do something nice for you. 186 00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:37,583 All I wanted was to put the baby to sleep. I'm working all day. 187 00:09:37,666 --> 00:09:39,833 I don't get to see him, I don't get to hold him. 188 00:09:39,916 --> 00:09:41,916 Okay, okay, I get it. You're super stressed-out. 189 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,541 - I'm not stressed-out. I'm just... - Well, just what? 190 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,416 I'm just not sure I love you anymore! Okay? 191 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,666 Whoa. She said it. 192 00:09:50,916 --> 00:09:54,750 Uh... Guys? What the hell am I supposed to do now? 193 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:57,916 - Go after her. - With your pants around your ankles. 194 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,250 You want some more daddy juice? And maybe some daddy Xanax? 195 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,208 Don't you worry your little head, Barry. 196 00:10:03,291 --> 00:10:06,875 Your team's on it. It's all going to be alright. 197 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:10,625 We're fucked! Fucked! Fucked! Fucked! Fucked! Fucked! Fuck! 198 00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:13,375 What the fuckin' fuck are we going to fuckin' do? 199 00:10:13,458 --> 00:10:14,750 I don't fuckin' know! 200 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:17,958 Hello? Cat? Mr. Stevens? 201 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:21,250 Are you going to just sit there and doodle in your coloring book? 202 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:24,083 Hey, yeah. Sorry. Sorry, man. Yeah, doodling helps me think. 203 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:26,708 And what exactly do you think, Depression Boy? 204 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:29,208 I think we shouldn't be doing anything too crazy. 205 00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:31,708 But she doesn't love us anymore! 206 00:10:31,791 --> 00:10:33,125 See, I think she does, Tito. 207 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:36,041 Well, we got to do something. Something big. 208 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:40,541 I know! We should round up all the local perverts and do a flash mob. 209 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:43,208 - Make her feel special. - Now, that's a plan! 210 00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:44,875 No, it's definitely not. 211 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:47,500 No, no, no, no. Make Becca feel special. 212 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:50,291 Show her we listen and we see her. 213 00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:53,583 Guys, good news! The local perverts are in! 214 00:10:53,666 --> 00:10:57,416 And a few out-of-towners. 215 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,625 Melvin and Johnson... 216 00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:02,250 - Guys, are we sure about this? - See, I'm not. 217 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,875 I'm on record as saying we should just eat a gummy 218 00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:06,358 and wait for all this to blow over. 219 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,625 Don't listen to him! 220 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,958 I am the Lovebug and I know love. 221 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:12,041 I invented the saying, 222 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:13,708 "Kiss Me, I'm Irish," for fuck's sake. 223 00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:18,208 And I invented an app for perverts to keep in touch with each other. 224 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:21,500 It's called Creep'R, because Goop was taken. 225 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,916 Special delivery. 226 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,291 - Barry? - Aww, he brought Jake. 227 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,666 Who the fuck is Jake? 228 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:31,958 Aww, look at him in his little suit. It's kind of sweet. 229 00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:36,875 No, it's kind of manipulative. Is he trying to ruin her career? 230 00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:40,000 Yeah! Becca's trying to pretend she never had this baby 231 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:43,166 so her co-workers don't think of her as a human being. 232 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:46,333 - Oh, my God. What a little munchkin. - Hello there. Yes, hello. 233 00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:50,291 - Becca, didn't know you were human. - God damn it! Motherfuckin' shit! 234 00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:52,125 What are you doing here? 235 00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:54,750 Excuse me, whose dumb fucking idea was this? 236 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,958 Tyler wanted to gather a horde of perverts. 237 00:11:57,041 --> 00:11:58,916 Um... Once you reach a dozen, 238 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,375 it's called a "splooge" of perverts. 239 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:02,958 Barry, go home. Now. 240 00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:04,833 - But, Becc... - I said go home! 241 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:08,000 What's going on? This is so unlike you. 242 00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:09,666 Don't tell me what I'm like. 243 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:12,583 - Yeah, don't do that. We hate that. - Everyone is looking at us! 244 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:15,958 Your co-workers think you're a bad lawyer and an even worse mom! 245 00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:17,666 And you're mean to your husband! 246 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,541 Who looks like your dad when he turns to the side. 247 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:24,208 - Becca, can we just talk? - Stop! I can't do this anymore. 248 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,291 What do you mean you can't do this? 249 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:29,791 Oh, Father Baby Jesus, don't let her say the D-word! 250 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,708 Barry, I don't want you here right now, okay? 251 00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:34,041 Please go before I say something I can't take back. 252 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:37,208 Tyler, I never thought I'd say this, 253 00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,625 but I think the time has come to call your perverts. 254 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:42,708 They're already here. 255 00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:46,708 Oh my God, you guys, there are, like, eight splooges of perverts out there. 256 00:12:46,791 --> 00:12:47,791 Yay! 257 00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:50,125 Oh, dang! I went to high school with that guy. 258 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:54,125 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Fuck you. Shut up. 259 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,041 What the fuck? 260 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,125 Hey, Shauna! 261 00:12:57,208 --> 00:13:00,958 I think you forgot your silverwear and your napkin at the restaurant. 262 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:04,416 What? That's not... No. What the fuck do you want? 263 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:08,750 Is it just me or did we have, like, a super-sexy vibe last night? 264 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:11,750 Are you kidding? No, there was definitely no vibe. 265 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,791 Oh. Maybe it was just a hard, sharp doodie. 266 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:15,708 Oh, God. 267 00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,916 Nah. I'm pretty sure it was vibe. 268 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Ooh! 269 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,458 A pizza box. 270 00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:23,416 You got such a messy house, Shauna. 271 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:27,250 Please go fuck yourself, you walking canker sore. 272 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:30,916 There's that vibe again, baby. You make yourself comfortable. 273 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,666 I'm gonna clean up around the house here, maybe eat some of these boxes. 274 00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,125 Ugh! Fine. Do whatever you want. 275 00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:39,041 I gotta go back to sleep. 276 00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:42,416 Boy, you sure do love to drink wine and be sad. 277 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,875 Screw you, Rick. 278 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:46,416 Being sad makes me happy. 279 00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:50,375 Alright, I'm not gonna lie. I have yet to hear 280 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:53,833 one good argument for why Becca and Barry should stay together. 281 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,833 Ever hear of a little thing called "wedding vows"? Hello? 282 00:13:57,916 --> 00:14:01,541 "Manifestation of love and devotion before family and God"? Nothing? 283 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,875 Darling, that is all in the past. 284 00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:09,833 Yeah, and now there's a new Lovebug in town and she says time's up on Barry. 285 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,458 She... She is me. 286 00:14:11,541 --> 00:14:16,000 Well, if she got to know Flanny and Barry, she'd dig them as much as Becca does. 287 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:18,916 Oh, please. Becca doesn't love Barry. 288 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,791 And why would I want to get to know him? No offense, but he's a lemon. 289 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,541 Okay, okay. Ju... Hear me out. 290 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:25,958 Let's compromise. 291 00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:29,125 How's about an open marriage? 292 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:32,541 - Any takers on that? - Ooh! An Indecent Proposal? 293 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:37,458 Call me Demi Moore 'cause I am still friends with Bruce Willis. 294 00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:39,000 He's actually a pretty great guy. 295 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:41,041 Don't negotiate with these losers. 296 00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,333 Team Barry is a joke. 297 00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:44,208 Mm... Because we're funny? 298 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:48,250 Uh, no, 'cause you're fuckin' pathetic. You don't even have an Ambition Gremlin. 299 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:49,416 Or a Shame Wizard. 300 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,250 Hey, guys. Gonna throw something out there. 301 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,666 What if all these differences between us are actually a good thing? 302 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:57,083 She doesn't love him! 303 00:14:57,166 --> 00:15:00,250 I hear you, Kitty. But maybe what you're not considering is... 304 00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:03,250 Alright, guys! Guys, guys! 305 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:06,666 Before you start expressing your glands, maybe we should call it a night. 306 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:07,833 Pick it up in the morning. 307 00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:12,750 Yeah, 'cause we're clearly not making any progress with these fuckin' dildos. 308 00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:16,666 - 'Sup? - Oh, my God. 309 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,291 Hey. Hey, that doesn't even work. 310 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:23,333 Dude, where does all your chill, laid-back confidence come from? What is your deal? 311 00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:25,791 No deal. I just think Becca still loves Barry. 312 00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:28,500 Uh... Okay. What makes you think that? 313 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,833 The fact that she says that she doesn't love him, 314 00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:33,916 or the fact that my butt goes ice-cold when he walks in the room? 315 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,541 That ice-cold booty aside, 316 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:38,166 Becca and Barry have a history you don't know about. 317 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:41,500 - Let me show you. - Whoa! Where the fuck are we going? 318 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:42,583 The Memory Bank. 319 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:44,125 Whoa! Oof! 320 00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:45,958 The what? 321 00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:49,041 The Memory Bank. Check it. It's pretty cool, huh? 322 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:52,166 Uh... Dumbass, this is a cafeteria. 323 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:56,583 Yeah, the cafeteria at Penn. Fall semester, freshman year. 324 00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:59,416 Barry and I were in a pretty dark place. 325 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,000 He hadn't changed out of those pajamas in a week. 326 00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,083 Oh, God. 327 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:06,250 Hey, um, this food sucks, huh? 328 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,375 Yeah, but there's so much of it. 329 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:09,333 I'm Becca. 330 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:12,125 You're, uh, in my statistics class, aren't you? 331 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:15,375 - Mm... We should totally study together. - Oh. Okay. 332 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:16,291 Whoa. 333 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,416 Becca got us out of our head, you know? 334 00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:22,083 Oh, my God. Is that Sonya? 335 00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:25,875 Hey, I'm Sonya Poinsettia. Pleasure to be working with you. 336 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:28,500 Enchanté. I'm Flanny O'Lympic. 337 00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:31,125 I hope your girl likes to be smothered emotionally. 338 00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,750 Well, her dad is very withholding. 339 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:38,166 - So, yeah, I think she'll be into that. - But Becca never talks about her dad. 340 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,583 Well, check out this memory. 341 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,500 Bit of a tight squeeze. 342 00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:46,875 I... I can't believe he... he's not coming. 343 00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:49,666 You know what? Fuck your dad. It's his loss. 344 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,291 But who's going to walk me down the aisle? 345 00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:56,375 Well, you know how you always say I look like him from the side? 346 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,875 You're crazy. 347 00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:03,333 Alright. Wow, that's very cute. 348 00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:04,291 Right? 349 00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:06,458 Oh, shit. I... 350 00:17:06,541 --> 00:17:09,166 I think I kind of like Barry. 351 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,083 Looks like you kind of love Barry. 352 00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:14,708 Relax. It's just a flicker for that hot dead Jesus on the wall. 353 00:17:14,791 --> 00:17:15,916 Okay. 354 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,666 It is. He's got those "Son of God" abs. 355 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,541 What in the cocksucking fuck is that? 356 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,541 Oh, it's a fort, mama. 357 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:28,500 I made it all by my own self, baby. 358 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,500 Wow. Holy shit. 359 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,583 You wanna come in? 360 00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:34,666 Uh... Fuck no, but thank you for asking. 361 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:39,208 Come on, baby. I got a flashlight, comic books, bubblegum cigarettes. 362 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,875 Fine. Just please shut up. 363 00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,041 Don't break the fort! 364 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:46,416 Wow. This is kind of nice. And quiet. 365 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:51,125 Sometimes, when you got a lot of trash, you gotta make something cool out of it. 366 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,958 Oh, man. I do have a lot of trash. 367 00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:57,416 Aww. You look like you want to kill yourself again. 368 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,833 What's wrong? You don't have the guts? 369 00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:02,291 I just lost my way. 370 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:05,291 I lost my job and look around. 371 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,333 I've turned my life into garbage. 372 00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:12,041 Yeah, but garbage is just a fort you haven't built yet, baby. 373 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,833 Huh. You're very wise, Rick. 374 00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:16,041 I know, Shauna. 375 00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:19,041 It's a blessing and a curse. 376 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:22,625 I think... Yeah, maybe I've been drinking too much. 377 00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:26,750 And I think maybe I've been eating too many bubblegum cigarettes. 378 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:28,708 Oh no! 379 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:30,916 My awesome fort! I broke it! 380 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,083 I love you! We had such a vibe! 381 00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:36,750 Whee... 382 00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:44,125 Oh, hello! Here's your "Fuck Barry" tote. 383 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,625 Ooh, I'm gonna use mine at the farmer's market. 384 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,500 And here's one for you, Emmy. 385 00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,750 "Barry totes sucks." 386 00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:55,250 Uh... About that, Kitty, I... I've been thinking, maybe... 387 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,416 Is it possible we should give Barry another chance? 388 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:03,791 Emmy, this is not what we talked about at lunch, which I paid for. 389 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:08,583 But Becca and Barry have a history, and... and they actually have real love. 390 00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:11,208 I... I think this marriage might be worth saving? 391 00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:12,541 Good point. 392 00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:13,833 If they got divorced, 393 00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:16,125 she would be the one paying alimony 394 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,875 to that lumpy dumpy doofus. 395 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,750 The man is holding back her career. 396 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:23,166 Barry doesn't even have an Ambition Gremlin, for Christ's sake. 397 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:27,916 Well... Well, maybe Barry doesn't need an ambition gremlin 398 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,625 because you're terrifying enough for at least two people. 399 00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:32,166 Bitch! Thank you. 400 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,541 - I'm starting to feel our dynamic. - Aww. 401 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,458 Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. 402 00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:40,875 And maybe Barry doesn't need a Shame Wizard because I'm so awesome. 403 00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:43,583 - Sure. That. - That's Becca and Barry, man. 404 00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:46,625 They're like weed and cartoons, they totally complement each other. 405 00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,666 Oh, come on! This is ridiculous! 406 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:51,625 We all agreed, Becca's problem is... is Barry. 407 00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:54,916 I'm sorry, Kitty, but I think her problem is you. 408 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,125 Excuse me? 409 00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:59,125 You are the reason Becca thinks she doesn't love Barry anymore. 410 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,333 Oh, shut your trap, Hairy Garcia! 411 00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:04,541 Becca's doomed to be miserable, and she should just give up 412 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:06,708 and stop fighting and drown already! 413 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:12,333 Oh my God. You don't even care about Becca, you postpartum puss. 414 00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:13,583 What do you know? 415 00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:17,083 You're a worthless little Lovebug who gets finger-fucked in public 416 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:19,583 by a creep who doesn't even like you. 417 00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:23,666 You wouldn't know love if it smacked you in your weird left tit! 418 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,333 It's not weird, it's just bigger! 419 00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:29,250 Now, who says we give Barry another shot? 420 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,166 - Yes! - I do! 421 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,250 Sorry, Kitty. 422 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:34,125 Oh, please. Barry can't help her. 423 00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:36,291 Our fella's got more to him than you think. 424 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,541 Yeah. He does this funny wiener dance 425 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:41,125 when he gets out of the shower. 426 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,791 Oh, I shouldn't be showing you. 427 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,500 I'm on probation. 428 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,333 Hey, Becca? 429 00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:50,416 - What do you want, Barry? - Can we talk? 430 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:55,625 Ignore him, we've heard it all before. Your phone is your husband now. 431 00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:58,916 Yeah. If he has something to say, I'd rather read it in an email. 432 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,916 Hold on. Just hold on. Hear him out. 433 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,583 You guys have history, and, I mean, he walked you down the aisle. 434 00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:09,791 Okay, Barry, fine. Come in. 435 00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:14,125 - Listen, I... I know you've been feeling... - You don't know what I'm feeling. 436 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,833 You're right. I... I don't. 437 00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:18,375 I really, really don't. 438 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:20,875 See? He's trying so hard. 439 00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:24,333 Hey. You remember when I wouldn't stop listening to Kelly Clarkson 440 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,250 and I couldn't get out of bed? 441 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,416 Yeah. That happened more than once. 442 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,458 And you always showed up for me. 443 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:34,375 Well, now, I'd really love to show up for you. If you'll let me. 444 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,791 This guy will not give up. 445 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,125 Exactly. He's Barry! 446 00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:42,916 What I'm saying is, I'm not going anywhere. 447 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,833 Unless you want me to leave, I mean, 448 00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:48,708 and then I'll leave, but it's... it's because I respect you so much. 449 00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:52,291 Why are you being so nice to me? 450 00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:54,500 I... I've been fucking awful to you. 451 00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:55,666 I can handle it. 452 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:59,958 Hey, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," right? 453 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:03,250 Barry, never quote Kelly Clarkson again. 454 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:06,583 Becca, "Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this." 455 00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:09,333 Oh my God. Please stop. 456 00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:12,375 - What's that? - Oh! I brought Taco Bell. 457 00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:13,458 What's happening? 458 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,767 I know the doula said it can make your breast milk spicy, 459 00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,416 but you deserve a treat. 460 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,958 I'm glowing. 461 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,375 Holy fuck, I'm glowing. 462 00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:24,291 Wait a minute, are you glowing for Barry or the chalupas? 463 00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:28,125 For Barry! Eww. I can't believe it. 464 00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:32,208 This is fuckin' awesome! Oh, the love! 465 00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:36,000 He cares about you so much, and he really knows you. 466 00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:38,583 God, I'm so horny for love right now. 467 00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:43,666 Also, you feel the glow in the front part too. 468 00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:48,708 To Becca and Barry, two beautiful, sad fucks who deserve one another. 469 00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:51,166 And you two, saving the fucking day. 470 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,375 Sonya would be proud. 471 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,625 Guys, next round is on me. 472 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,958 SpaceX just bought my pervert app. 473 00:22:58,041 --> 00:23:00,875 Yo, real talk, Emmy? You were pretty incredible back there. 474 00:23:00,958 --> 00:23:04,583 - Um... I know. - Oh, are you glowing right now? 475 00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:06,000 I can't stop. 476 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:07,458 Oh! You know what? 477 00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:10,125 I should use my butt to find coins under the booths. 478 00:23:10,208 --> 00:23:12,166 - Hey, I liked working together. - Me too. 479 00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:16,500 You sure you're a depression kitty? Because you got real Lovebug vibes. 480 00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:19,375 Hey, hey, don't tell nobody, but there's a rumor 481 00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:22,291 that my great-grandmother hooked up with a Lovebug. 482 00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:24,958 Well, I'm glad that she did 483 00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:27,083 because I'm glad that you're here 484 00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:29,666 and, you know, that we're here together, 485 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:32,625 and also there's booze... 486 00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:35,291 - Wait. I... I'm sorry. - Oh, no, no, I'm sorry. 487 00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:39,250 - I... I thought you wanted to... - No, I do. I... I did. I just, um... 488 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:41,375 I'm kissing someone else lately. 489 00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,625 - Hey, Emmy, you sexy thing. - Hey! 490 00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:46,583 - I didn't know you'd be here. - I, um, invited you. 491 00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:49,625 Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right. Cool, cool. Uh, and who's this? 492 00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:51,833 Cat Stevens. I'm... I'm Emmy's new friend. 493 00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:55,500 Yeah. Cool. Nice to meet you, Steve. So... Hey! Hey, you guys want some drinks? 494 00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:58,333 Let's do it! Let's do some shots! Oowa oowa! 495 00:23:58,416 --> 00:23:59,696 He didn't even ask what we want. 496 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,375 Yeah, he's gonna get tequila 'cause it fucks you up the fastest, 497 00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:04,416 so that's what we all will have. 498 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,541 Gotcha. He seems nice. 499 00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:08,541 Well, look at that. You guys saved a marriage, 500 00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:10,291 and I got one of my Amish clients 501 00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:12,208 to draw a sexy chicken in the dirt. 502 00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:14,375 Sounds like we both had a pretty big day. 503 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:16,708 Yeah, I just wish we could've helped Sonya too. 504 00:24:16,791 --> 00:24:18,750 I know. I'm sorry about Rick. 505 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,583 I honestly thought he would be good for her... 506 00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:24,125 Weirdly, Maury was totally right. 507 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:28,500 Sonya! What the hell are you doing behind the bar? Get out from there! 508 00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:32,666 Well, Rick helped me realize that I'd been spending so much time here 509 00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:36,083 because I missed work and had no place else to go. 510 00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:38,625 So, now, this is work. 511 00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:41,833 - How'd you get a job here? - My guy Rick pulled some strings. 512 00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:44,625 They owed me one 'cause I was the one who caught the guy 513 00:24:44,708 --> 00:24:47,083 who was making hard, sharp doodies in their sink. 514 00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,000 It was him. 515 00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:49,208 Caught myself brown-handed. 516 00:24:49,291 --> 00:24:52,375 Honey, are you sure this is a good idea with all your drinkin'? 517 00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:56,833 - Oh. Rick's helping me give up booze too. - Pastor Rick, man. This guy's a brother. 518 00:24:56,916 --> 00:24:58,958 He's really quite amazing. 519 00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:00,208 To my dear friend Rick. 520 00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,833 - To Rick! - To Rick! 521 00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:03,000 Toothpicks! 522 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:05,708 Are what's in my sharp doodies. 523 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:12,333 Barry, I think I might be at sea for a while. 524 00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:13,416 That's okay. 525 00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:15,416 But I'm glad you're here with me. 526 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:18,958 And, you know, "My life would suck without you." 527 00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:22,250 Oh, babe. I love you. 528 00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:25,083 ♪ Guess this means you're sorry ♪ 529 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:28,083 ♪ You're standing at my door ♪ 530 00:25:28,583 --> 00:25:32,000 ♪ I guess this means you take back ♪ 531 00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:34,958 ♪ All you said before ♪ 532 00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:38,250 ♪ Like how much you wanted ♪ 533 00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:41,458 ♪ Anyone but me ♪ 534 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:45,291 ♪ You said you'd never come back ♪ 535 00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:48,500 ♪ But here you are again ♪ 536 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:54,875 ♪ 'Cause we belong together now ♪ 537 00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:57,458 ♪ And honestly ♪ 538 00:25:57,541 --> 00:26:03,750 ♪ My life would suck without you ♪ 44096

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