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Hello. Human Resources.
How may I direct your call?
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Oh, I totally get it.
My son just left for college too.
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Oh, let me connect you to
the Identity Crisis Center. Please hold.
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Grace, I'm going on my break.
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I don't get it.
Why doesn't Phil just feed himself?
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- Oh, hi!
- Right there!
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Sex in the kitchen again.
Yay, fun.
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The fuckin' show is called
Somebody Feed Phil, baby. Oh, shit!
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Oh, whoops. Sorry. Sorry.
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Every bite with this guy,
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it's like he's been on Earth
for two whole fucking minutes.
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He looks like a toddler getting
a colonoscopy.
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Face or tits, honey? Quick! Face or tits?
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Neither. It'll cake in my fur.
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Or you could not ejaculate
in the kitchen at all.
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- Let's just both blam on the floor.
- Here I come!
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Okay, I'm just gonna grab
my Chinese chicken salad.
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All right, fine,
I'll watch the bloody show.
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Ah, don't bother.
I can already tell you won't like it.
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You know, Phil Rosenthal created
Everybody Loves Raymo...
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Oh, God!
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I slipped in the cum!
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Oh! Oh!
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I think I broke six of my...
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Seven of my legs!
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And my salad is ruined!
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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♪ It's like I'm powerful
With a little bit of tender ♪
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♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪
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♪ Mess me up, yeah
But no one does it better ♪
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♪ There's nothin' better ♪
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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How is Jose supposed to answer
the goddamn phones now?
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Oh, I can still manage.
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Don't be a fuckin' hero, Jose,
let it go to voicemail.
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Whoa, whoa. What's going on here?
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Mona and Gavin were fornicating
in the kitchen again
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and left a puddle of ejaculate.
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Excuse me, it was a pile of ejaculate.
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It looked like an anthill
made of mayonnaise.
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Well, Jose almost died on that anthill.
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He can't die.
He's a super spider.
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He's in Sony, he's in Marvel...
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I think you're thinking
of Spider-Man? I'm just a spider, man.
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- Jose. Hi.
- Hi.
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Oh, shut the fuck up, Jose.
Don't be nice to these animals.
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"Animals"? We're not animals.
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We are monsters. Insatiable,
hairy jizz monsters with no boundaries!
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Ooh! I wish I could cut off my own cock
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so you could strap it on
and fuck me with it right now!
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Hey, Mona, Gavino,
maybe take it down a notch?
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I think our coworkers
are just looking for a little apology.
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Okay, fine!
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I'm so sorry
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Mona and me left a lot of cum
on the floor in the office kitchen.
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- And a teensy bit of urine.
- I'm very sorry about my cum.
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Okay? Everybody happy?
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The Archdiocese of Baltimore
apologizes better than that.
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And it's not just Mona and Gavin
who should be apologizing, thank you.
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It's all of you.
Todd, roll the fuckin' tape.
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- You fuck on our mail carts.
- Hey, it's your favorite aunt, Grace.
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Toot, toot! Hot bones coming through!
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You fellate each other
in our vents and on our desks!
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Hey, Gil, you using
a different dick shampoo?
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Even the fucking snack machine!
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My favorite snack
is Beats by Dre headphones at the airport!
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Working with you
is ruining our fucking lives.
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Uh, one second.
Was that last one my house?
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Yes, Jose. We sometimes fuck
at your place and watch Starz.
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Starz with a "Z," baby!
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Ugh! That's it. I am calling Corporate.
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- What? Oh, man!
- Corporate?
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Those prissy twats
wouldn't know a hard dick
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if you chased them
down the stairwell with it.
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Ooh, you guys are in trouble!
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- You too! You're jerking off right now.
- No, I'm not!
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- Oh, yes you are.
- No, I'm not.
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- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not!
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No, I'm not.
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Hey, Walter! Okay, I'm taking a survey.
Would you rather fart fire or pee ice?
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I'll pee ice. Duh!
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Wait, why are you here and not with Becca?
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Oh, she doesn't need
me bothering her right now.
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She just had a baby.
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- So, you're avoiding her.
- Pssh! No, I'm giving her space.
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Love is about many things, bug,
but "space" is not one of them.
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Love is smothering like a rogue nurse
who's taken mercy into her own hands.
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Wow. I guess I have
a lot to learn about love?
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Yeah, no shit.
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I have an incredible idea.
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You should learn about love
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from the bug
who knows the most about love,
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and that bug happens to be
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grabbing you by the collar right now.
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- Are you gonna kill me?
- Ooh! Better, honey. I'm gonna teach you!
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It's a Lovebug
ride-along, bitch.
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- Let's go! Whoo!
- Whoa!
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My spider dick!
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Rochelle, do you want to
tell me what this is?
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An application for the Phoenix Suns
credit card our client Doug wants to get?
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- Well, yes, that's objectively what it is.
- And subjectively?
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A bad decision. This is a joke credit card
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and the punchline
is a lifetime of crushing debt.
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Ugh, you are such a Logic Rock!
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The Connecticut Costco Credit Union
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has a perfectly reasonable card
and it's not purple.
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But Doug loves the Phoenix Suns.
He's their number one Hartford fan.
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And if he spends over 30,000
in the first three months,
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he earns a full leather
varsity Suns jacket. It's so purple.
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No! Doug needs to be saving money
for Donna's engagement ring.
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That can be the first thing he buys
with his new Suns credit card.
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Look, I know you've achieved
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a lot of success
in a short amount of time.
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- And you're classically good-looking...
- Mmhmm. I was born this way.
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- ...and people like you.
- Boy, stop.
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But you're mistaking that for being right,
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which you're not, you're very, very wrong.
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This card isn't just irresponsible,
it's dumb and purple.
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Hm. You know what? You're totally right.
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The Costco card makes much more sense.
How did I not see that before?
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- So stupid. Ah!
- Oh, uh...
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Well, don't be too hard on yourself.
The print is very tiny.
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See? That's why we work so well together.
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I have an idea,
and you tell me why it's dumb.
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I'll go clear this up with Doug.
Thank you.
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Oh, well, de nada. In fact, thank you.
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Oh, no, thank you.
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Okay, I'm just gonna close the loop
and just say, "You're welcome."
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This is horseshit.
We don't need sensitivity training.
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Yeah. I'm very sensitive.
I can't even watch a Hallmark commercial
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without frosting my coffee table.
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I say, the minute
this bozo from Corporate comes in,
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we cut off my dick
and throw it at his head.
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- Yeah!
- That's right.
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You really want
someone to cut off your dick, huh, chief?
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Yeah, maybe.
What are you gonna do about it?
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Cut off my dick?
Here. Here's a bread knife.
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Okay, monster friends.
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Let's put away the knives
and keep our genitals on our bodies, yeah?
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Sound good?
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Oh, you must be
the killjoy from Corporate.
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I could hear your tight butthole
squeaking down the hallway.
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Yes, I'm from Corporate and I do have
a tight butthole, but I also have a name.
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It's Empathy Mulholland.
And, folks, I get it.
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You don't want me here.
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Yeah, we wanna kill you
and make doody on your corpse!
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Tyler! But yes, as always,
the fucking idiot speaks for all of us.
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But, hey, monsters, we have a problem.
Your coworkers are upset.
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Our coworkers
can suck Gavin's severed dick.
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- Yeah!
- I hear you. You're Hormone Monsters.
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You want to fornicate
wherever and whenever you want.
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- Yeah!
- She gets it!
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I can tell you're very passionate
about intercourse,
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and that's beautiful,
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but you just can't do it in the office
ever again starting right now.
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What?
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I'm so mad, I wanna fuck
in my place of business!
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Let's get out of here.
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We can go "intercourse"
at Jose's house and watch Starz.
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With a "Z"!
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Ooh! That sounds like
a really nice afternoon.
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But, unfortunately,
if I don't sign-off on your training,
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you're all gonna get fired. Yucky.
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What the fuck?
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I can't go back to work
on the flip-flop factory floor.
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It's too hard to say!
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And I can't move back in with my parents!
They don't let me party, man!
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- Mona?
- Fine. I'll stay.
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But I'm going to be incredibly unpleasant.
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Just like my parents
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when they found me smoking
that icky-sticky with all my cool friends.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Good morning, Long Island!
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Love is in the air.
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Can you smell it, Emmy?
Can you smell the love?
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That depends.
Does love smell like garbage?
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No, that's just Long Island, honey.
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Now, my first client, his love is so big,
it could fill all of Lake Ronkonkoma.
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All the way from Lakeshore Road
to Little Vincent's Pizzeria.
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And if you don't know Long Island,
that's really far away.
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So, you're just at 100% all the time, huh?
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Love lesson number one:
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if you're not giving it 100
then what's the fucking point?
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Now, walk with me. Hold my hand.
Squeeze it, crush it!
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- I don't wanna!
- Harder, I wanna hear the bones.
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Oh!
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- Good morning, Brent. Mwah!
- Mwah! Mwah!
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Good morning, Walter. You're just in time.
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Somebody's grumpy-pants because
they haven't had their bweakfast.
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The shrimp's almost ready!
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Oh, okay. The husband is cute and
he's cooking prawns at dawn, Emmy likey.
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Gerald's fine.
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We only stay with him because
we could never share custody of Mr. Tails!
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Ooh, yes, hunty, yass!
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Cat- egory is thick girls with attitude!
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- Strut, strut!
- You're here because Brent loves a cat?
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- Of course!
- Yass!
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Mr. Tails is the most magnificent creature
that's ever graced this disgusting city.
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- Who's our favorite baby kitty cat?
- Ooh!
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Who's keeping me in this dead marriage?
You are!
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Uh, am I missing something?
I mean, that's just a stupid cat, right?
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Love lesson number two!
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The world is made up of many types of love
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and they're all perfect
and they're all equally important.
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Whoo!
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Jesus, Walter, is that cocaine?
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It's catnip, baby.
Kitty coke. The meow pow.
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- Meow-meow!
- Ow!
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You scratched me, you fucking psycho!
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Love lessons
number three through a million:
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Love is a fucking psycho.
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♪ When me and love get together
I give up all control ♪
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♪ I ghost my friends
And put the family on hold ♪
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♪ I let everything slide
Forget the bills and the rent ♪
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♪ Love ain't happy with half
It wants 100% ♪
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♪ It's a total obsession
An all-in game ♪
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♪ I'd rather kill it than to lose it
And love feels the same ♪
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♪ 'Cause love is a psycho
And I'm a psycho for love ♪
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♪ Love is a psycho
And I'm a psycho for love ♪
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♪ Me and love
We like our loving at the maximum dose ♪
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♪ It's like that movie Fatal Attraction
But we're both Glenn Close ♪
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♪ It consumes my every hour
And haunts every dream ♪
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♪ It shows up at my job
Makes an embarrassing scene ♪
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♪ Yeah, we tumble and we tussle
We scratch and we bite ♪
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♪ But if it ain't a little scary
You ain't doin' it right ♪
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♪ 'Cause love is a psycho ♪
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♪ And I'm a psycho for love ♪
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♪ Love is a psycho
And I'm psycho for love ♪
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♪ And I know that love will never leave ♪
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♪ 'Cause I slashed its tires
And I stole its keys ♪
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♪ Yeah, love is a psycho
And I'm a psycho for love ♪
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♪ Yeah, love is a psycho
And I'm a psycho for love ♪
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Okay, are you sure that catnip
wasn't actually cocaine?
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No, I'm not!
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Doh!
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Damn it!
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Um, Rochelle?
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Mr. Pete-Pete-Pete.
242
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Hey. I feel like
I was a little rough earlier
243
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when I was explaining
how dumb your idea was.
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Look. I get it. You're a Logic Rock.
You're just doing what you think is right.
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Oh. Exactly.
246
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And I was just doing
what I think Doug would love.
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Totally. Uh, wait. What did you do?
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You'll see.
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What did you do? That car is a lease!
250
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Isn't it boss?
Now my whole car looks like the jacket.
251
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Oh! Do you love it, Doug?
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Uh, was Charles Barkley
the most dominant power forward
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in NBA history
despite being only six foot four?
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He sure was.
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You Lovebugs make
the most ridiculous decisions.
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- It's impossible to collaborate with you.
- Come on. You love it, you dumbass rock.
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I certainly love it.
258
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And I assume you put this all
on your Phoenix Suns purple credit card?
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That's right.
Finally catching up to us, Pete.
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Look! It's got a basketball on it
and the basketball is on fire.
261
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My God. It's a sun, Doug!
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Consideration. Yeah?
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Let's explore that word through
my favorite activity, corporate role play.
264
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How about my dick
plays the role of a salami
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and you have to slice it off
to make a nice charcuterie?
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Um...
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Connie, why don't you join me up front?
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Okay, I love acting.
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Now, Connie, what is something you hate?
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Oh, gosh, so many things.
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The Apple TV remote,
Adolf Hitler from Nazi Germany.
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Oh! And the sound of toenails
getting clipped.
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Okay. Great.
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Now let's pretend that you're at your desk
and I've come by to be a Chatty Kathy.
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All right...
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You may begin.
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Oh, hey, Connie.
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Sorry I was late for work.
Mama's sick again.
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I wonder when I'll ever have my own life,
280
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free of Mama, from all that wailing.
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Oh, my God, do you mind?
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And scene.
Now, Connie, how did that make you feel?
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Bad! Like I gotta poop at a house party.
284
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So, would you say that
I was considerate in that interaction?
285
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No! And you knew I didn't like that.
286
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:02,458
Exactly. But I did it anyway.
287
00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:06,791
That's what we've been doing
fucking in front of our co-workers.
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- We've been bad little birdies.
- This is all such bullshit!
289
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Gavin, where's this resistance
coming from?
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I don't know. My dick?
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But you can always lop it off!
292
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- Gavin?
- Yes?
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- Please pull out your pecker.
- Yeah? Why?
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You said I could lop it off
and I would like to lop it off, please.
295
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Right from where the shaft
meets the balls.
296
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Oh God! Please don't take my dick.
297
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:32,375
Why, Gavin?
Why shouldn't I take your dick?
298
00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:36,666
Because I want it! I just...
I... I don't... I don't think I deserve it!
299
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And why don't you deserve it?
300
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Because it's such a good penis.
And I'm such a bad monster.
301
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,083
Wow, that is a breakthrough.
302
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:50,083
Mmm. Mama earned her
glass of rat's blood tonight.
303
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Ooh, ooh! Now do me.
304
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Yeah, I wanna know
why I hold onto so many winter coats.
305
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I wanna know why I'm afraid of dolls.
306
00:14:56,875 --> 00:15:00,375
I want to know why I work
with such a bunch of pathetic pussies.
307
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Okay, I bet she could tell ya.
308
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,250
You're gonna love Yara.
309
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All my clients are my favorite,
but Yara truly is my number one.
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I'm her ride or die.
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Oh, man. You should have warned me
your client was an old person.
312
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I know we're not supposed to say it,
but the elderly have a stew smell.
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Well, if we're not supposed to say it,
then, honey, don't say it.
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Knock-knock. Guess who?
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- Safi!
- That's right, baby. It's Safi time.
316
00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:30,625
Wait, Walter, what's happening?
Who's Safi?
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Ooh, get ready for some shit, bug!
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Are you Safi? Oh, God. Am I Safi?
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Ah! Beirut, 1972.
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00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:43,750
- Wait, what? How did we get here?
- Well, it's Yara's dementia.
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00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:46,000
Oh, no, Yara has dementia?
322
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:50,791
Uh-uh. Yara gets dementia
because Yara has Alzheimer's.
323
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:54,000
It's one of those diseases
some humans get as they get older.
324
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It causes these fabulous time distortions.
325
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- Whoa.
- Yara, my darling,
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00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,916
we have a date with destiny.
327
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,750
You look so handsome
in your suit, Walter.
328
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,208
You know, I always dress up for...
329
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,791
Safi!
330
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:13,500
Ooh-ooh! I'm gonna order
a Lebanese cocktail.
331
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:14,500
- Shh!
- What?
332
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:17,083
It's five o'clock
in someone's mental decline.
333
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:21,041
Hush! Destiny enters stage right.
334
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,125
Safi!
335
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:26,416
Oh, Safi is the waiter.
336
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,666
She came here every day
after university to see him.
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He serves her favorite rosewater tea
without asking
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and an almond cookie
he never charges her for.
339
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:39,000
Actually, he stole
a lot of stuff under the table,
340
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:43,916
but alas, because of her family,
they could never be seen together.
341
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,875
Okay, forbidden love.
342
00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:48,750
Now, you're speaking
my Danielle Steel language.
343
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,416
Those books are porn.
344
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,208
And isn't Yara just a star?
345
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:56,375
I mean, following her heart,
tradition be damned.
346
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,375
Oh! Look, it's happening.
347
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,166
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What does it say?
348
00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:03,583
"Tonight. The beach. Meet me."
349
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:06,666
Oh! Such concise language.
350
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:10,208
Man, I have a huge boner
in my heart for these two.
351
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:14,166
To quote Danielle Steel,
"My member is throbbing."
352
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,458
"Full vehicle wrap,
neon purple underglow kit"?
353
00:17:17,541 --> 00:17:19,750
"Custom Suns airbags"?
354
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:22,166
Yeah, makes me want to crash my car.
355
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,750
Uh, how could you
possibly afford all this, Doug?
356
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,041
You're a TaskRabbit.
357
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,916
- Actually, my rating dropped too low.
- Oh, God.
358
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,708
There was some mounting evidence
359
00:17:30,791 --> 00:17:33,333
- of some TV mounting accidents, so...
- Sure.
360
00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:36,083
...now I'm just a rabbit
'cause I still love to fuck!
361
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,666
- You sure do.
- Go easy on him, Pete.
362
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:38,916
He just lost his job.
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00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,375
Freelance labor matched
to temporary local demand
364
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:44,125
through an exploitative app
is technically not a job, Rochelle.
365
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:47,375
- Sounds like a job to me. Money is money.
- It's a gig. A gig!
366
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:50,291
Jeez, Pete, you sound a lot like Donna.
367
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:51,833
And what about Donna, Doug?
368
00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:54,875
You're supposed to be saving money
to buy Donna an engagement ring.
369
00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:57,916
- Oh! Damn. I didn't think about that.
- No, you didn't.
370
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,791
I was caught in the rapture of love.
371
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:04,375
- What in the absolute fuck did you do now?
- And here it comes.
372
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,958
- I... I can explain.
- It's so fucking purple!
373
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:09,041
Well, it's also orange and yellow.
374
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:12,000
I can't fuckin' believe you, Doug.
You did it again.
375
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:14,500
Oh, God. Did what again, babe?
376
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,583
Made me fall in love with you.
377
00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:19,125
I love it! And I love you!
378
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,625
Oh, babe, I love you!
379
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,208
Okay. This doesn't make any sense.
380
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,375
That's love, baby.
381
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:28,541
You know what?
382
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:32,208
I was gonna wait to do this
at the Suns versus Nets game next week,
383
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:34,791
but I'm so goddamn wet right now.
384
00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:38,416
Douglas Frederick,
will you marry me?
385
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,958
Yes! Yes! Several times, yes!
386
00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:47,875
Now let's get all Steve Nashty in that
throbbing chariot of yours. Go, Suns!
387
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,041
Go, Suns!
388
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:50,666
Go, Suns!
389
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,000
Go, Suns.
390
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:55,291
Yara's here.
She's ready, but will Safi show?
391
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,791
Has Safi been killed by the secret police?
392
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,916
JK, JK, he hasn't.
393
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,250
We've done this hundreds of times,
but it's still my favorite. I'm addicted!
394
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,041
And it never bothers you?
395
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:06,958
Which part?
396
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:11,083
The part where she's tragically trapped
in an endless loop of lost memories?
397
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:13,625
Emmy, let Yara and I have this.
398
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,000
Oh! There he is.
399
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:17,375
Oh! What a God damn Phoenician hunk.
400
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,017
Damn!
401
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:20,708
I didn't think you'd come.
402
00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:23,541
Of course, I love you.
I'd walk 500 kilometers for you.
403
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:27,125
And I would walk 500 more
just to be your...
404
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,666
Just shut up and kiss me!
405
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,583
Mmm...
406
00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:32,083
Look at them.
Such passion.
407
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:35,916
Such a sunset.
I want to stay here forever.
408
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,916
Ma! It's me, your son, Amir.
409
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,458
Do you know where they put
the good blankets I got you?
410
00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:43,375
Amir?
411
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:46,208
You know, the ones
with the Yorkshire Terriers you love?
412
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:47,750
- Safi?
- Not Safi.
413
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:48,958
- Why no Safi?
- Amir.
414
00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:52,250
Excuse me, do you know where our
good blankets are? It's freezing in here.
415
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,250
- I can see my mother's nipples.
- Safi!
416
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,684
What's happening?
Why's that man talking about your nipples?
417
00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:57,541
Where are we?
418
00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:02,833
We're back in the U.S. of A-holes.
He does this all the time.
419
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:03,916
Walter, you're sweating.
420
00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:06,333
Stressing her out.
Sticking her in here to die.
421
00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:09,458
Why can't she just be back in Lebanon
with Safi?
422
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,041
This is so fucking unfair.
423
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:15,208
Walter? Be careful.
You're turning into a Hateworm.
424
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:18,291
Love lesson number one million and one!
425
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:24,083
The line between love and hate
is thin as hell!
426
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,041
You'd think if you cum enough,
427
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,875
it'll finally drain the fat
428
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:30,625
out of your fat fucking face,
429
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,083
but that's just your mother talking.
430
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:35,958
Didn't that feel good?
431
00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:38,125
Yeah. I feel fucking skinny.
432
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:42,291
Oh! Pfft! Come on, Maurice.
Don't you see what she's trying to do?
433
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,083
What, help me divorce my self-esteem
from my load size?
434
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:48,750
No! She's trying to tame you.
She's trying to tame all of us!
435
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:52,083
I can imagine how frightening
that must be for you, Mona.
436
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,333
I can imagine popping out your eyeballs
437
00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:57,291
and dangling them from my crotch
like a pair of testicles.
438
00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:58,535
Thank you for that.
439
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,958
Come on, we are Hormone Monsters,
don't you forget it.
440
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:04,416
We're the fucking rock stars
who get rock stars fucked.
441
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,208
- It's true.
- Does Steve Winwood count?
442
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:07,611
'Cause I work with Steve Winwood.
443
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:11,041
And rock stars write songs about fucking
that make other people fuck!
444
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,500
- Alright!
- Steve Winwood fucks.
445
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:13,500
More than you'd think.
446
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:15,416
You tame us, you tame them.
447
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,125
And if humans stop fucking,
no more humans!
448
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:21,291
- Yes!
- No more humans, no more Human Resources.
449
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:24,625
Yeah! And then you're all stuck
working with that alien race
450
00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:27,000
that hasn't evolved past
sucking its own dick.
451
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,250
You wanna talk abut sex in the workplace?
452
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:32,333
Well, honey, sex is my workplace.
453
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,583
Yeah! Preach, Mona, preach!
454
00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:37,333
- What do we want?
- Sex!
455
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:39,000
And when do we want it?
456
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,791
All the time!
457
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:44,458
- Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!
- Chex Mix! Chex Mix! Chex Mix!
458
00:21:44,541 --> 00:21:46,708
Hey, Rick. We're chanting, "sex," bud.
459
00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:48,958
- Your move, Empathy.
- Sex, sex!
460
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:52,083
Stop! Okay. What if, as a compromise,
461
00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:56,208
I get Corporate to give you guys
your own designated fuck room?
462
00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:58,851
Oh, with a drain in the middle
so we can hose down our drippings?
463
00:21:58,916 --> 00:22:00,916
Well, that sounds more like a murder room.
464
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,500
Yeah! To murder our private parts in.
465
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,000
Well, Mona, what do you say?
466
00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:11,083
They're falling in love.
467
00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:14,041
Throw in a flat-screen telly
and a subscription to Starz.
468
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:14,958
With a "Z."
469
00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:17,250
- And I suppose we have a deal.
- Done.
470
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:20,416
- Hey, listen, could we get a dildo cubby?
- Yes!
471
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:21,625
I'm just thinking ahead.
472
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:24,250
Where are we? I'm so confused!
473
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,000
Mama, please.
474
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:29,666
How dare you put your mother
in this zoo for old people?
475
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:32,541
- Relax. Take a deep breath.
- Leave me alone!
476
00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:35,833
Do you know
what an insult that is to your mama?
477
00:22:35,916 --> 00:22:37,833
She did everything for you!
478
00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:39,625
Walter!
479
00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:43,125
- I fucking hate her being old.
- Ahh!
480
00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:45,750
He just wants his mother
to have the good blankets.
481
00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:48,458
At least he visits her.
He's doing his best!
482
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:51,750
- Oh, Mama, I almost forgot.
- Oh, my God! What was that?
483
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:56,125
Is this rose tea from the café?
484
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,875
Yeah, I told you. I ordered it from
YourLebaneseMothersTeas.com.
485
00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:01,041
- Aww.
- And it's not cheap.
486
00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:04,291
Here, Walter, smell. Smell the tea.
487
00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:06,250
Oh. Oh!
488
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,958
That smells like... Safi.
489
00:23:10,791 --> 00:23:12,833
Finally. I bought these nice blankets
490
00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:14,791
for my mother
and you keep them in the closet?
491
00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:16,500
What are we paying you for?
492
00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:18,583
This is my son Amir.
493
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:23,125
He visits me every day
and he takes the best care of me.
494
00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:26,208
Please, Mama. Not in front of the doggies.
495
00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:29,583
I always forget this part.
It's nice.
496
00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:31,916
"Always"? This happens every time?
497
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,083
Oh, no. Sometimes I really lose my shit.
498
00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:37,125
And he keeps visiting
even though you freak out on him?
499
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,958
And she doesn't know
who he is half the time?
500
00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:41,500
Well, he loves her.
501
00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:44,708
Huh. I guess love means showing up?
502
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:49,416
Well, look at you! All the way up
to lesson number one million and two.
503
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:53,833
Hm... And so then, maybe,
I should be showing up for Becca.
504
00:23:53,916 --> 00:23:57,916
Hey, now, you're not as
grossly incompetent as you claim to be.
505
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,208
Well, I never said that.
506
00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:01,583
Oh! Then who said that?
Somebody said that.
507
00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:03,833
Did I say that? I probably did.
508
00:24:06,125 --> 00:24:09,416
Hey, Petey-Petey, you rock-hard sweetie.
You still mad at me?
509
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:14,583
Hey, Rochelle-Rochelle. You are a Lovebug.
We work together.
510
00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:15,541
I guess that's a no?
511
00:24:15,625 --> 00:24:20,250
Well, it seems Doug's terrible purple car
worked out even better than you thought.
512
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,500
What's up, everybody?
513
00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:25,500
I'm in Hartford, Connecticut, today,
and this fool's driving me around.
514
00:24:25,583 --> 00:24:27,000
Look what he did to his car.
515
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:31,083
Hey, Sir Charles,
the basketball is also a sun!
516
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:34,166
Oh, man, this guy is an idiot.
517
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:35,250
I love it.
518
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:37,541
- Doug got a job?
- Gig. He got a gig.
519
00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:39,875
- Yeah, with his hero!
- Well, it's a start.
520
00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:42,250
Well, I got you something.
A little peace offering.
521
00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:43,208
Oh.
522
00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:46,500
You, uh, know I'm a rock, right?
I don't get cold.
523
00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:49,125
Of course you don't.
But hey, you look kinda cute.
524
00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:50,041
- I do?
- Mm-hm.
525
00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:51,791
- Oh, thank you.
- Of course.
526
00:24:51,875 --> 00:24:53,595
- We, uh, have a thing now.
- Yeah.
527
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:55,809
A sense of camaraderie captured
in a meaningful object.
528
00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:57,875
Okay, if that's what you want to call it.
529
00:24:57,958 --> 00:24:59,541
I like it despite its impracticality.
530
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:01,545
Okay, cool. I'm done. Have a good night.
531
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,383
Good night, Rochelle.
532
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,875
We hormone monsters
want you to know...
533
00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:06,875
We hear you.
534
00:25:06,958 --> 00:25:08,125
We see you.
535
00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:10,458
We respect you, man, and women.
536
00:25:10,541 --> 00:25:13,041
And we're sorry we were naughty.
537
00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:14,791
But we've learned something.
538
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:17,208
We deserve our good dicks.
539
00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:19,791
And we're gonna try
to be more, you know, considerate.
540
00:25:19,875 --> 00:25:21,875
Yeah. And more professional.
541
00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:25,625
All while still being
the rocking fuck stars that we are.
542
00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:28,208
Teamwork is cream-work!
543
00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:30,250
There's a drain in the middle.
544
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:31,708
Oh, yeah!
545
00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:32,875
Oh, God!
546
00:25:34,625 --> 00:25:36,500
Jose, answer the damn phones!
547
00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:39,958
Oh, for crying out loud, Petra!
I'm on my lunch break.
548
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,291
♪ I like the way you call my name ♪
549
00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:48,208
♪ It sounds so nice
I could never explain ♪
550
00:25:48,291 --> 00:25:52,708
♪ I like the way you hold my hand ♪
551
00:25:52,791 --> 00:25:57,041
♪ It lets me know that you understand ♪
552
00:25:57,125 --> 00:26:01,125
♪ I like the way you wanna kiss me ♪
553
00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:06,041
♪ And I like the way you always miss me ♪
554
00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:11,041
♪ I like the way, I like the way ♪
555
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:16,083
♪ I like the way you come around ♪
556
00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:20,333
♪ And cheer me up whenever I'm down ♪
557
00:26:20,416 --> 00:26:24,458
♪ I like the way you make me feel ♪
558
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:29,958
♪ The love we have is so very real... ♪
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