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Hey. Hey.
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Who are you faxing
so early in the morning?
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Kind of hard to explain.
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Jim: I don't have a ton of
contact with the Scranton branch.
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But before I left, I took a
box of Dwight's stationery.
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So from time to time,
I send Dwight faxes
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from himself
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from the future.
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"Dwight, at 8:00 am. Today
someone poisons the coffee.
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"Do not drink the coffee.
More instructions will follow.
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"Cordially, future Dwight."
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You'll thank me later.
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Michael: There she is.
Jan Levinson
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first thing in the morning.
Michael.
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Love to start my day
with a hearty bowl of jan!
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Michael.
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Just call me
Levinson in the morning, baby
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Michael. Yes.
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I'm here to tell you that we
are closing the Scranton branch.
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I don't understand.
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The board voted last night
to close your branch.
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On whom's authority?
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The board's.
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What?
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I'm very sorry. I don't
relish telling you this.
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You've been a big part
of this company,
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and the board asked me to
thank you for your years of service.
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You're welcome.
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A small number of people will be
transferred to the stamford branch
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and the rest will be getting
severance packages.
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Am I a "small number" person
or a "severance package" person?
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Well, we haven't made final
decisions about personnel yet.
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Butyoute
a "severance package" person.
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Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
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What are they talking about?
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I don't know.
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Is it serious?
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I don't know, kev.
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If you find out anything,
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call me.
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You got it, buddy.
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Are you all right, Michael? Do
you want me to get you some...
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No, no, no. A water or a tissue?
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All right. All right.
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You know what, I don't get it.
I don't...
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I don't get it, because our
numbers aren't that bad,
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things are looking up.
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It's not
all about numbers, Michael.
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Well... it's about talent.
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Oh, you gotta... Josh?
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Josh.
Our cfo believes that Josh...
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Is going to play an important
role in our company's future.
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Oh, really. What role is that?
King of the stupid universe?
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Okay. Don't do this, jan.
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I think we're finished and
I need to go. We are not...
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I would appreciate it if you
would please use discretion
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until we get our ducks in a row.
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I know you're mad,
but don't do this to me.
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I know I hurt you, but
please do not do this to me.
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Don't hurt me like I hurt you.
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Jan.jan.
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It is an outrage.
That's all. It's...
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They are making
a huge, huge mistake.
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Let's see Josh replace
these people.
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Let's see Josh find
another Stanley.
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Do you think stanleys grow
on trees? Well, they don't.
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There is no Stanley tree.
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Do you thinkt he world
is crawling with phyllises?
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Show me that farm.
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With phyllises and kevins
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sprouting up all over the
place ripe for the plucking.
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Show me that farm.
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Pictures. Memories.
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Look at that.
They grow up so fast.
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Hey, stranger.
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Don't say that. Thatjust
sounds weird. Please.
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Sorry, I just feel like we
haven't talked in a while.
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Well, we have nothing
to talk about, Dwight.
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Just do your work.
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While you still can.
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Dwight: When you become close with
someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense.
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You can read their moods
like a book.
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And right now, the title of Michael's
book is something weird is going on:
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What did jan say?
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The Michael Scott story.
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By Michael Scott
with Dwight schrute.
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Hey, did you hear about
your friends in Pennsylvania?
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Rumor has it that
the Scranton branch is...
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Really?
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Wow, that's bad.
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Sorry.
Scranton branch is closing?
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In yourface.
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Well, I work here now.
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Suckeh
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, great, amazing. Best
physical condition of my life.
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What did jan want?
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Nothing. Just checking in.
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I can't tell you, so...
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What can't you tell me?
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Nothing, Pam.
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What difference does it make? We'll
all be gone in a few weeks anyway.
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What? What?
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You just said that we're gonna be
gone? Do I have any messages?
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Michael, what's going on?
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I don't know.
What did jan say to you?
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Was she mean to you?
Nothing. No, she...
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Okay. Okay.
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Listen up, everybody,
I have some news.
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All I can do right now is
put on a brave face
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and go out there
and be their leader.
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It's over.
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We are screwed.
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Dunder Mifflin Scranton
is being shut down.
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Michael, we shouldn't be
talking about this
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until all the decisions
have been made.
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You knew about this all along,
didn't you?
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Jan told me just a few minutes
before she told you.
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Traitor. You are a traitor.
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What about us, Michael?
Do we still have jobs?
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I don't know. Probably not.
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This is the worst!
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So this has been great!
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So let's get back to work and
do the best job that we can.
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Toby, I'd like to see you
in my office, please.
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All right.
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Oh, my god. You walk so slowly.
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It makes perfect sense
that it would happen today.
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Because I just received this
in the mail.
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A thousand business cards with
this address and phone number.
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I don't want to blame anyone
in particular.
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I think everyone's to blame.
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If I get to stay and Ryan
is laid off, I will kill myself.
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Like Romeo + Juliet.
The Claire Danes one.
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Stamford, Connecticut!
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Stamford, Connecticut!
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What happened?
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I think the word got out
about Scranton.
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Hey, do you know
any more details on that?
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Like, is...
Am I transferring here?
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You know, nothing's definite.
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In fact, you know what...
Excuse me, everyone.
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I know there are some rumors
going around,
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but nothing is definite.
All right?
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You guys have done a great job
getting our numbers up around here.
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But until this thing is official,
let's just keep working, huh?
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You know, be professional.
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Ladies and gentlemen, our
fearless leader, Josh Porter!
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Josh, take a bow. Take a bow!
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I think itwould be kind of weird if
everyone from Scranton came here.
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It'd be like going
to your high school reunion
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and you saying,
"hey, I missed you guys."
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And then they're all like,
"oh, don't worry about it.
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"We're all going to
move in with you
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"forever."
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Yeah.
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Meredith, hello. Hey.
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Tough day? Yes.
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So, listen, I know
you're seeing someone,
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but I'm still willing
if you are.
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What willing?
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You remember. Like six years ago
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we said that on our last
day of work that we would
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sleep together.
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God.
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I did not say that.
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Vvasthatnotyou? No.Notme.
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Never mind.
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The dayjust gets
worse and worse.
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Pam: It's a blessing in disguise.
Actually, not even in disguise.
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In my fantasy, I always
thought I would slap someone,
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make a big speech
and storm out forever.
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But this is good, too.
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You're kidding? No.
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What does that mean?
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Well, some of us are fired, and
a few are going to Connecticut.
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Do you guys know
who's going where?
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Don't worry.
You're going to be fine, Roy.
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You're very strong and capable.
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Roy: Thanks.
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Oh, grow up.
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I don't want to work here
without Pam.
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It'll just be like loading trucks
without any meaning, you know.
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Stanley: I couldn't be happier.
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I'm gonna take the severance and
retire. My wife and I are gonna travel.
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I really couldn't be happier.
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Feeling nostalgic?
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Yeah, nostalgic.
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Darryl: Hey, Mike.
Darryl. Noble Darryl.
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Look, I heard about
the office. Tough break.
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I know, I know. Well,
I'll land on my feet. Yeah.
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Don't worry about me. I wasn't.
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So you'll be okay, too. You're
a warrior, you're smart, capable.
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You'll find something else
and...
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Actually, Bob Vance
bought out the warehouse.
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So he's keeping on the
whole crew, so we're good.
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Awesome.
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This is my house.
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The cfo's taking away my house
and giving it to Josh.
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And Josh is giving the garage
to Bob Vance.
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All right. Listen up.
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Some of you may have heard
some rumors about the branch closing.
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Like when you said
the branch was closing?
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But I am not going to
take this lying down.
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I have a plan, and I am
going to save our jobs,
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so just hang in there.
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Let's go. Yes!
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Oh, good,
you're bringing Dwight.
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Yes. This might get ugly
and we need backup.
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What's the plan?
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We go to New York,
confront the cfo.
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Show him he's making a
mistake, save the branch.
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Can I drive? No way.
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Shotgun!
No, there's no one else.
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Still...
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Thank you very much.
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Okay, secretary says
Wallace is away for the day
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and won't be coming back
into the office.
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Okay. Okay.
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But do not worry. I have
his home address right here.
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Christmas card list.
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You send him cards?
You've never met him.
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But when I do, we'll have
something to talk about.
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Hey, do you have a second?
Sure, what's up?
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I know it's not definite
or whatever,
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but do you know who's coming
over here from Scranton?
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I honestly don't...
I don't know.
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Okay, so is it like sales
or accountants or...
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You know what, Jim?
I wouldn't worry about it.
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What does that mean?
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Hi! Josh: Jan, hey.
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Oh, good, you're both here.
Ready to talk logistics?
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I just feel like it could have
been something special
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if we could have kept
working together,
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but I'm gonna go
some place else,
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and you're gonna go
some place else.
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It just doesn't make sense.
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This kind of worked out
perfectly for me.
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I got some good experience,
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Michael's gonna write me
a great recommendation.
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And as far as me and Kelly goes,
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I think it's for the best.
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Okay! This is it!
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This is exactly what? T Michael
Moore does. Famous documentarian.
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He goes up to people
with a camera
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and he's like, "why did you
do this? Why did you pollute?
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"You are bad, you're a bad
person." It's very dramatic.
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Although I can't say I was a
big fan of bowling for columbine.
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00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:26,616
Because I thought it was gonna
be a bowling movie, like kingpin.
250
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,123
And it wasn't.
It was something else.
251
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:41,422
80 Josh will be running what is
now called dunder Mifflin northeast,
252
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,716
which is all the offices
north of stamford.
253
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,552
And, Jim, if you want the job,
you'll be his number two.
254
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,721
Wow! Sure, absolutely. Awesome.
255
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:52,141
Excuse me, jan, I'm sorry, I'm
gonna have to stop you there.
256
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,353
I will not be taking the job.
257
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,814
What... excuse me... why not?
258
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:02,151
As of today, I have accepted a
senior management position at staples.
259
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,695
Today?
260
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:09,075
You leveraged your new
position with us into another offer?
261
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,577
Damn it, Josh,
this whole restructuring thing
262
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,080
was based around keeping you.
I...
263
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,333
I'm sorry, all right.
It's done. It's done.
264
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,753
I gotta make some calls.
Excuse me, I'm sorry, Jim.
265
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:28,052
Say what you will about Michael
Scott, but he would never do that.
266
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:34,517
Okay. All visible points
of access are covered.
267
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:38,271
So, do you know what you're
going to say when he shows up?
268
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,398
I will improvise.
I will speak from the heart.
269
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,943
No. Bad idea.
You need an attack plan.
270
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:47,071
Here, I'll be him,
you be you. Let's practice.
271
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,532
Okay. All right.
272
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,536
Coming home from work.
Excuse me! Mr. Wallace?
273
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,746
David Wallace? Yes.
What is the meaning of this?
274
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:59,208
Can you tell us why you
are shutting down Scranton
275
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,044
and putting 15 people
out of work?
276
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,422
Well, the branch is no longer
financially viable.
277
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,607
It's simple dollars and cents.
278
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,968
Yes, but these are employees,
sir. These are human beings.
279
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,928
Listen, Scott.
280
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:14,182
It's no longer financially viable.
We're losing money, okay?
281
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:17,727
It's not a charity, it's a business.
And it's a dying business.
282
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:21,814
Look, the whole business model of
the small, regional paper company
283
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,400
simply doesn't make sense
anymore. Stop. Stop it, just...
284
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,836
Okay, he's not gonna say
any of that.
285
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:29,197
Well, hey, why not? Because
he'd be intimidated, and I just...
286
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,033
Let's start again. Just be
more scared of me, okay?
287
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,826
Don't touch me this time.
288
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,169
Excuse me, Mr. Wallace?
Coming home from work.
289
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,540
Pam, would you please sign
my company directory.
290
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,209
Are you serious?
291
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,294
Sure.
292
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,139
"Kelly. Best wishes. Love, Pam."
293
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,600
"P.s.
294
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:01,062
"What a long,
strange trip it's been."
295
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,574
So, we are still
scrambling here,
296
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:17,537
but it looks like Scranton
is going to absorb stamford.
297
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,621
Wow.
298
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,541
And I know that you just left
there a couple months ago,
299
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,752
but we would like to offer you the
number two position at that branch.
300
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,420
Yeah. Thank you.
301
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,882
No, it's just
I'm not sure if I...
302
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,551
Well, to be quite honest
with you, jan,
303
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:35,304
I have a few unpleasant
memories of Scranton and...
304
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,390
Michael.
305
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:41,102
No! No, no,
just some personal stuff.
306
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:44,397
And I'm not really ready
to revisit that, I don't think.
307
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:49,026
Well, please think about it.
308
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,572
And call me, we will do
whatever we can to get you to stay.
309
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:53,864
Okay.
310
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,416
Hey, Meredith, how're
you holding up? I'm fine.
311
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,959
Hey, did we ever have
a conversation
312
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,253
about doing something
on the last day of work?
313
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,671
Does that ring a bell?
314
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,047
No. I don't think so.
315
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:14,677
Do you remember hearing a rumor
about me and anybody, last day of work...
316
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,137
Something sexual?
317
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,641
Okay.
318
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,022
I'm kind of okay with it,
actually.
319
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,775
Oh, that's good. That's great.
320
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,030
Do you know what
you're going to do then?
321
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,490
Well, you know,
I've got art school.
322
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:39,869
Oh, that's... yeah, of course.
You should totally do that.
323
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,120
That's a great idea.
324
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,204
Yeah.
325
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:47,668
I am. Already.
I started a while ago.
326
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,506
Wow, that's terrific.
327
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,051
That's awesome.
328
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,887
Well, cool.
329
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,724
I'm glad you're doing that.
330
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,187
You can learn a great deal
about a man from his trash.
331
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,483
Case in point.
332
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:13,069
Satellite TV bill.
333
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,571
Lesson learned? He's rich.
334
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,993
Coffee grounds.
335
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,121
Was he enjoying a delicious,
hot beverage?
336
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:29,585
Or disguising the scent of
cocaine from drug-sniffing dogs?
337
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,422
It's a nice house.
338
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:39,428
Hey, guys, I'm trying to organize
a little group lunch for everybody
339
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,348
since, you know, we're never
gonna see each other again.
340
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,516
Where are we going?
341
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,643
I thought maybe Dee Jay's?
342
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,187
How about cugino's?
343
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,272
I don't want to go all the way
to dunmore.
344
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,857
How about Cooper's, then?
345
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,609
No seafood.
346
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,945
But I don't wanna go
to Dee Jay's.
347
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,655
Oh, now all of a sudden
you get picky?
348
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,949
Okay. Forget it.
349
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,327
Hooters.
350
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,372
$400 for the cpu.
351
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:07,915
Done.
352
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,262
Here, replenish your fluids.
353
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,231
Where's Michael?
354
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,067
He's not here.
I don't know where he is.
355
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,528
Wait...
356
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,906
What's going on here?
357
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:44,034
We know the branch is closing.
Michael told us.
358
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:48,497
Oh, god. Okay.
You know what, everybody?
359
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,142
I'm sure there's a better way
to do this,
360
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,852
but I've driven something
like 400 miles today,
361
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:54,670
and I'm completely exhausted,
so I'm just gonna tell you.
362
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,506
Your branch is not closing.
Stamford is closing.
363
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,843
For the time being, it seems
that all of yourjobs are safe.
364
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,762
Yes. Yes!
365
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,930
Stanley!
366
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:08,392
Is it because of Michael?
Did he actually do something?
367
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,686
Well, reasons are not important.
368
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,481
Would you just call him, please,
wherever he is and tell him.
369
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:17,276
Sure. Jan, do you know, is
anyone coming back to Scranton?
370
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,944
Back? Coming to Scranton.
371
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,863
Is anyone coming to Scranton?
372
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,824
You know, we don't know.
Probably a few.
373
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,628
Maybe we should take a break,
get some food.
374
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,463
Negative. We could miss him.
375
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,715
I'm really hungry.
Yeah, me, too.
376
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,970
Who is it? The office.
377
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,305
Are you gonna get it?
378
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:49,642
No, not until I have
some good news for them.
379
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,230
Not until I have some good news.
380
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,529
Dunder Mifflin action news.
381
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:05,241
Jim Halpert, will big tuna
be transferring to Scranton?
382
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,409
I don't know.
383
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,371
Jan offered me the job, but
I haven't really decided yet.
384
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:14,333
Yeah. Well, even if I don't get
transferred, I'll probably be fine.
385
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:19,004
Cornell has an extensive
alumni network, so...
386
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:21,507
We look out for each other.
387
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,926
I'll probably go back
and teach or something.
388
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,637
Where'd you go to college?
389
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:28,806
Cornell.
390
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,184
That's good.
391
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,356
I guess some new people
might be coming from stamford.
392
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,733
Which should be fun. New blood.
393
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,569
Is Jim coming back?
394
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:45,614
Thats_. I hadn't thought
about it. I don't know.
395
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,577
I just don't want it
to be weird, you know.
396
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,706
I mean, I took his old job
and his old desk.
397
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:56,333
Yeah, you know,
that might be weird.
398
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,628
Overall, though,
we still all have our jobs,
399
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:00,796
so good news, right?
400
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,922
Oh, yeah, totally.
401
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:06,468
I am so happy we don't
have to break up now, Ryan!
402
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:09,537
It is the best day
of my whole life!
403
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,558
I don't know.
404
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,436
I can't explain it.
405
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:24,904
What are you gonna do?
406
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:28,741
I really don't know.
How you doing with all this?
407
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:32,828
You know, I'm fine. I'll be
better when I know if! Have a job.
408
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,581
You'd actually move to Scranton?
409
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,791
Yeah, if they let me,
I think I would.
410
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:41,170
New York City is 45 minutes
down the road from here.
411
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,964
And you wanna move to Scranton.
412
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,176
I don't know, if I were you,
I'd move to New York.
413
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:53,349
Yeah, you know, I might do that. I
might... who knows? I might do that.
414
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,108
God!
415
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,778
Josh: Hey, Andy!
416
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,279
What's up, Josh?
417
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,156
I just wanted to say thanks,
good luck.
418
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,283
Thanks, man, you, too, totally.
419
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:15,245
Stanley: Oh, well.
What can you do?
420
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:18,958
It was nice to have those few
hours when I thought it was over.
421
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,710
Now, I have something
to look forward to.
422
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:25,673
Hey, creed. Congratulations.
423
00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:28,050
Thank you.
I made like 1,200 bucks.
424
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,346
Meredith Palmer.
Man: Hey, gorgeous.
425
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:33,639
Who's this?
426
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,725
Gary trundell from the old days
who worked in the warehouse.
427
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:37,810
Oh, hey.
428
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:38,894
Hey, gal, listen.
429
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,956
I heard through the grapevine
that your branch is closing.
430
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:44,024
That got me to thinking
about our deal. Remember?
431
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,110
Oh, yes.
432
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,488
Well, actually, the branch is...
433
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,075
Can you be at my place
in 20 minutes? Yes, I can.
434
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,745
Anything?
435
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:57,913
Nothing.
436
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:04,837
What if this doesn't work? What
if the office actually goes under?
437
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:09,508
Then it was an honor
to have worked with you.
438
00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:20,978
All right.
439
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:26,942
Favorite moments in
dunder Mifflin history. Go.
440
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:32,740
My first day when you hazed me by
spraying me with the fire extinguisher.
441
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,619
That was hilarious. The foam.
442
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,874
My first sale.
443
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:44,460
My promotion to
assistant regional manager.
444
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,962
Our basketball game.
445
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,467
And when you took me
to the hospital
446
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:53,969
and told me
that you cared about me.
447
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:57,848
All right, okay,
that's enough, that's good.
448
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,852
What were your favorite moments?
449
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:08,650
All of them. I loved them all.
Every single one of them.
450
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,905
What about when jan said
the branch was closing?
451
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,407
God, Dwight. Well, it...
452
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,371
Hey, Pam, we're going to poor
Richard's. Creed's buying shots.
453
00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:23,207
No thanks, guys. All right.
454
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,750
Cool. Have fun, though.
455
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,877
Hey, I hear Jim's coming back.
456
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,420
Really? Where'd you hear that?
457
00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:29,939
Hey, Ryan, you coming?
Well, I was...
458
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,256
Yeah, we'll meet you there.
459
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,841
Awesome. Let's go, phyll.
460
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,344
I'll tell you later. Okay.
461
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:36,845
Hey.
462
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,018
Crazy day, huh?
463
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,520
Yeah. Yeah.
464
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:46,438
Man.
465
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:53,654
I'm really glad you're still
gonna be working here.
466
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,490
Yeah, me, too.
467
00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,911
I mean, it'd be a pain to
have to find another job, so...
468
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,747
Yeah, totally.
469
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,547
All right, I'll see you. Okay.
470
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,717
Pa m: I was expecting a
severance, some time off.
471
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,762
But maybe this is good.
472
00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:21,390
Finding another job is a pain.
473
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:25,018
There's another annoying boss,
another desk.
474
00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:27,646
I'd have to learn everything
all over again.
475
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:32,776
So, there are reasons to stay.
476
00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:45,998
Hey, I think I am gonna take
that job.
477
00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:50,085
And Scranton, it's not that bad.
478
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:53,922
So, if they offer you
a job there,
479
00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:56,341
I think you should take it.
480
00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,012
Okay, yeah, maybe I will. Okay.
481
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:02,472
Yeah, I'm happy he said that.
482
00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:05,350
I mean, I don't think
he's into me or anything,
483
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:11,106
but I'm kind of into him,
so there you go.
484
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:22,284
What are we still doing here?
It's over.
485
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,371
Let's go home. Get the car.
486
00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:33,503
Oh, this was such a stupid idea.
487
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:36,548
This was so stupid.
488
00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:41,178
I am such a stupid idiot.
I let everybody down.
489
00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:45,224
Everybody hates me.
I lost everybody's jobs!
490
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,268
Nobody likes me anymore!
491
00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:50,562
Dwight: Oh, my god! What?
492
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,649
Stamford is closed!
Michael, we're not closed!
493
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,859
Stamford is closed!
Stamford is closed!
494
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,070
Is it? We did it! We did it!
495
00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,405
We did it! You did it!
496
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,491
We did it!
497
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,160
We did it! Yeah!
498
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,662
We did it!
499
00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,206
Right here! Right here!
500
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:15,087
Yeah, baby! In yourface!
501
00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:18,966
We did it. Oh, man!
502
00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,695
How did we do it?
I don't know. I have no idea.
503
00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,471
I don't understand.
504
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:29,101
Toby: Well, for a minute there,
I saw myself selling my house,
505
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:32,020
moving to Costa Rica,
learning how to surf.
506
00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:34,648
But Costa Rica
will still be there
507
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:38,694
when I'm 65.
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