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Happy birthday to you.

Thanks, girls.

It's past eight years have been awesome.

So get in, Ben.

Being a man ain't all fun and games.

He ain't a man yet.

Hold on a sec.

I thought we agreed Ben would be the one to choose who goes first.

This is definitely my best birthday.

Remember?

First, we have to make him one.

What do you mean by that?

Let me show you.

But I thought you should have an idea by now.

Damn!

Look at you.

Not a little kid anymore,

huh?

Alright.

Time to do this.

You comfortable, Ben?

Yeah, I'm good.

Alright then.

Let's get started.

So you like it, Ben?

I guess I'm loving it.

Yeah, it feels really good.

You know what?

I've been waiting for this moment for years.

Yeah, me too.

This time, I didn't know what he's stopping us.

Sorry, but your time's up.

Alright, have fast.

Sorry, Ben.

Wait, what?

Now it's my turn.

You know, I only need one second to make you happy.

One second?

What do you mean?

Let's just say I can make you finish in a second.

That's ridiculous.

Okay.

If I win, you'll have to kiss me.

Deal?

Fine.

Deal.

Alright, let's begin.

Ready?

Three, two, one.

One.

Alright,

time for my kiss.

Wait.

Huh?

You said one second, but it took you 1.07.

That's impossible.

Are you sure?

100% sure.

It was just 7 milliseconds.

Can't we pretend it didn't happen?

Sorry, rules are rules,

and a bet's a bet.

Come on!

Get off me!

What is this thing?

Smells kinda...

Don't even think about it.

I haven't had my turn yet.

Okay.

Chill.

Alright, so what does this thing do?

With this HD, she sucks really good.

Excuse me?

I think it's my turn now.

Mind giving me a moment alone with Ben?

I guess these 8 years were worth it,

huh?

Wait, wait!

I know you've been waiting a long time for this,

but...

Can we...

Who are you?

It's my first time, Ben.

Please...

Be gentle with me.

Me?

Be gentle?

Wait a second.

It's really... passive.

It's useless.

She's too gentle.

She's not even listening to me.

She keeps this up.

I think I'm gonna...

Stop!

You gotta kill it!

Are you okay?

I'm so sorry!

I got carried away!

I didn't mean to!

Relax, Ben.

I won't do anything to you.

But you.

You can do anything you want to me.

Wait, won't I get burned?

Not at all.

I'm worn and soft.

Alright, then.

Let's do this!

Do you like it?

How am I doing, Ben?

Yeah, it's really good.

I like it.

But if you keep it like that,

it won't last much longer.

Just hold on a little more,

Ben.

Please.

Just a little more.

What the...?