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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,879 This had better not be a stag film. 2 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:28,519 What's in this movie? - I wanted to watch it ahead of time. 3 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:32,559 But he said it'd spoil the emotional impact. A real show man, that one! 4 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:36,599 You haven't seen it? You're the principal We're showin' it in your school. 5 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:40,639 What if he is some kind of huckster? - Oh, no, no Mr. Mayor. 6 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:45,039 This guy's on the up and up. He works with some federal agency. 7 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:48,119 Federal ? I guess it's okay, then. 8 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,399 Exactly what I thought. 9 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,639 Maree... 10 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,119 Maree -jew -wanna. 11 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,879 Maree -jew... jew ? 12 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:13,079 Maree... 13 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:18,679 Excuse me. Do you know how to say this ? I don't speak Mexican. 14 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,399 Good evening. - Good evening. 15 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,679 I want to thank you all for braving the weather and coming out tonight 16 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,879 Over the years your Benjamin Harrison High School 17 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,399 has hosted numerous functions, Graduations, for example, 18 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,399 Your annual Christmas pageants 19 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:05,399 The Drama Club's recent and so I'm told, highly lauded presentation 20 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:09,399 of Green Grow the Lilacs. 21 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:21,839 But no purpose this room has ever served is more important 22 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,879 than that which brings myself and my able assistant Mr. Blumsack 23 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,839 to your community tonight. 24 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:34,119 I assume worthy parents like yourselves have photos of your kids in your wallets. 25 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,119 right ? 26 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,239 Could you take them out and look at them ? 27 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:52,199 Fine looking young lad. 28 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,639 My, she's the spitting image, isn't she? 29 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,199 You all looking carefully? Good. 30 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:06,439 For those pictured before you could be the targets of a deadly assassin! 31 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,359 An assassin of youth! 32 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:15,639 A new drug menace, destroying our children in alarmingly increasing numbers. 33 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:21,439 Marijuana, is that drug ! A violent narcotic, 34 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:24,039 An unspeakable scourge. 35 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:27,519 The real public enemy number one. 36 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:35,519 CREEPING LIKE A COMMUNIST, IT'S KNOCKING AT OUR DOORS! 37 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:40,759 TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORES! 38 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,239 VORACIOUSLY DEVOURING 39 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,199 THE WAY THINGS ARE TODAY 40 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:52,079 SAVAGELY DEFLOWERING THAT GOOD OLD U.S.A. 41 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,159 IT'S... 42 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,119 REEFER MADNESS, 43 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,759 REEFER MADNESS! 44 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:07,359 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS! 45 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,359 OH SO MAD! 46 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:11,919 SEE THE KIDS, 47 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,879 PRECIOUS KIDS, 48 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:19,599 YES, THEIR HEADS ARE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK 49 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:25,399 CAN'T IGNORE ANYMORE IT COULD BE YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER, 50 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:29,199 WITH A DEADLY STICK OF REEFER IN THE HAND! 51 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:33,879 HEADING STRAIGHT FOR... - REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS! 52 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,519 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS! 53 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,759 SAVE OUR KIDS! 54 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:43,279 STEALTHY AS A SOCIALIST... IT SLITHERS UP OUR SHORES. 55 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:48,439 TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORES. 56 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:53,039 THIS SMOKING BOWL OF EVIL, THIS SMOKING BOWL OF EVIL 57 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:58,759 IT BURROWS LIKE AWEEVIL UNDER TENDER CHRISTIAN SKIN! YES! 58 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:03,239 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS! 59 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,599 OH SO MAD! 60 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,519 PULL THE WOOL! FROM YOUR EYES! 61 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,079 WE'RE IN NEED OF RIGHTEOUS SOLDIERS FOR THIS MERRYWONDER 62 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,159 HAS TO BE DESTROYED! 63 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:20,119 FIGHT THE URGE OF THE SCOURGE, DESTRUCTIVE BUT SEDUCTIVE! 64 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:24,559 SO SOME DRASTIC MEASURES HAVE TO BE DEPLOYED. 65 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:28,359 PUT AN END TO... REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. 66 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:33,439 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. OH SO MAD! 67 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:38,119 DEADLY AS THE DEMOCRATS, THAT EMPTY OUT OUR STORES! 68 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:42,959 TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORES! 69 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:47,599 TEENAGERS ACROSS THE LAND, ARE GLUED AND OVER-SEXED. 70 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:52,319 IF YOU FAIL TO DRAW THE LINE, YOU'RE BABIES WILL BE NEXT! 71 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:57,759 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. 72 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,439 OH SO MAD! 73 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:05,079 TELL YOUR CHILDREN! REEFER MADNESS. FIGHT THE MENACE!REEFER MADNESS. 74 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:10,039 KILL THE DEVIL! REEFER MADNESS. SAVE THE COUNTRY! REEFER MADNESS. 75 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:15,199 MADNESS, MADNESS, MADNESS, MADNESS, REEFER'S MADE US CRAZY 76 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:20,759 BARKING - MAD! 77 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:27,439 Some of you may think I'm overreacting. - I'll say! I think 78 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:31,439 You've come to the wrong town, pal. - That thing isn't a problem around here 79 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:35,959 you don't know our kids! You'd be surprised how often I hear that. 80 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:40,719 What makes this particular drug so dangerous, is that there are 81 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:44,199 No forbidden needles or snorting powders ? 82 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:48,399 Children smoke a reefer stick! 83 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:53,119 Thinking it to be an ordinay, perfectly harmless cigarette. 84 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,279 The kind we all enjoyed as teenagers. 85 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:00,599 And before you can say Jack Robinson, they are enslaved! 86 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,239 But don't take myword for it, 87 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:11,039 hear the shocking, sordid facts, and judge for yourselves. 88 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,679 The filmed presentation you're about to witness, 89 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,639 chronicles, The Harper affair. 90 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:21,679 A true stoy,exhaustively documented in the fine newspapers of 91 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:25,159 Mr. William Randolph Hearst 92 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:29,199 A true stoy, that took place in a tow 93 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,999 vey much like your own. 94 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:39,599 Meet Jimmy Harper, a young lad of some sixteen summers. 95 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:44,479 Well mannered, hardworking, an all around credit to the community. 96 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,239 Right now, Jimmy's hurying to school, 97 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,599 Hoping to run into a vey special young lady, Mary Lane. 98 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:04,439 Mary was a healthy young miss of good American breeding stock. 99 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:07,519 God fearing, civic minded and vey much in love. 100 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:25,079 Just a harmless old turtle. See? 101 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:30,279 Off you go. I thought it was a rat. 102 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:34,359 Mary I cary your books? Yes, Mary and Jimmywere destined, 103 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,439 to share a love that would last a lifetime. 104 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:44,199 Tragically, it would be the brief lifetime of a fruit fly. 105 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:52,439 It's sweet of you to help me study Romeo and Juliet. 106 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:56,359 Without your help, come exam time, I would've been on a trip for biscuits! 107 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:59,239 Well it, it's my pleasure. Ah, where would you like to start? 108 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:02,319 Probably the Pru-low-gwee. Pru-low-gwee. 109 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:06,999 I think you mean prologue. I got that confused with Mon-tay-gwee. 110 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:10,959 That's not even a real word. I looked it up in two dictionaries. 111 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:15,039 Montague. It's Romeo's last name. You are so smart. 112 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:19,279 My mother says you're a boy who's going places. 113 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:24,639 you talk about me to your mother ? I talk about you to eveybody! 114 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:33,319 Forsooth, fair Juliet. Wouldst thou likest yon hot chocolate? 115 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:37,119 Wherever did you learn to speak like that? 116 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,679 It's fancy talk. From Romeo and Juliet. 117 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:46,919 'Cause, when a guy wants to, woo a girl, he needs you know, the right language. 118 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,039 Are you tying to woo me, Jimmy Harper ? 119 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:56,759 I NEED WORDS TO TELL YOU 'BOUT MY POUNDING HEART: 120 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:00,159 FOUR DOLLAR WORDS THAT MAKE A GUY SOUND SMART. 121 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:04,039 WELL I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY INVENTED SHAKESPEARE 122 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:08,519 HIS ARTICULATIONS OF A LOVER'S PALPITATIONS ARE SO KEEN. 123 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:14,159 MY BOUNTY IS AS BOUNDLESS AS THE SEA! 124 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:17,479 MY LOVE AS DEEP THE MORE I GIVE TO THEE. 125 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:21,359 OH YOU SOUND SO DREAMY WHEN YOU TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! 126 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:27,759 A BIG VOCABULARY SHOULD BE CUSTOMARY WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE... 127 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:31,439 LA LA LA LA LA LA YOU'RE A SNOWY DOVE. 128 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,759 LA LA LA PRODIGIOUS BIRTH OF LOVE. 129 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:38,599 LA LA LA HIP HOORAY FOR SHAKESPEARE! 130 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:42,159 SURE AS I AM BREATHING, YOU CAN MAKE 131 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,399 ELIZABETHAN LANGUAGE FUN 132 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:53,239 WE ARE JUST LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET. WE'RE HAPPY, YOUNG, 133 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,999 AND BUBBLING WITH LOVE. 134 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,759 I CAN'T WAIT, TO READ THE ENDING! 135 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:03,159 I CAN'T EITHER! BUT I'M SURE, IT TURNS OUT REAL SWELL. 136 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:08,959 I BET ROMEO, MARRIES HIS JULIET. 137 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,399 AND THEY HAVE A BABY. AND MAKES LOTS OF FRIENDS. 138 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:17,279 THAT'S PROBABLY THE WAY THE PLAY ENDS. 139 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,319 YOU DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES HOW TO BURN REAL BRIGHT. 140 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,759 HANGING LIKE A JEWEL UPON THE CHEEK OF NIGHT. 141 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,479 HARK WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS HERE? 142 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,879 WILL BE FUTURE SPOUSES PUT A PLAGUE ON BOTH OUR HOUSES 143 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:37,399 IF WE'RE WRONG. SHAKESPEARE! 144 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,719 The sad truth is, 145 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:53,719 That if our schools spent less time indoctrinating our children 146 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:58,119 in the works of, Bill Shakespeare, and focused instead on the work 147 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,199 of a far superior author... 148 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:05,239 things might have turned out differently. And the delicate heart 149 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,759 of young love might not have been stabbed. 150 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:16,359 Stabbed, and pinned, to the shameful corkboard of, the reefer den! 151 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:40,159 Come on, Mae! Get up off your duff! 152 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,639 What time is it Jack? Time to give this place a goin' over. 153 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:48,679 It looks like the Marines have landed. That bunch last night was high 154 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,599 Party's over Sally. 155 00:13:56,360 --> 00:14:00,239 What a night. I was in more laps than a napkin. 156 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,279 Great, now the damn baby's awake. 157 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:13,759 Hold your water! 158 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,039 Momma's coming. 159 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,559 Damn stairs. 160 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:36,679 Look at all this weed! Pastures of plenty! 161 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:48,879 Keep your ham-hooks off my product! Just checking for bugs! 162 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:05,119 We need a better class of clientele. he's old enough to know what he's doing. 163 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:10,759 Not like those kids you bring up here. Ah, stop squawking at me! 164 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:14,239 You got more static than the radio. 165 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:18,839 I'll press bricks over to the Five & Dime Bring back a couple more kids. 166 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,879 You got a problem with that? Well maybe I do! 167 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,759 You better tune me in and get my signal right. 168 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,399 Around here, I call the shots. 169 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,759 Jack! 170 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,839 Almost forgot. 171 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,639 Can't get through the morning without a little toot, can you? 172 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,439 See you in the funny papers. 173 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,959 I OUGHTA LEAVE HIM. 174 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,679 BUT SOMETHING MAKES ME STAY. 175 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,879 IT'S THE STUFF. 176 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,799 I'D TRY TO KILL HIM, 177 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:44,159 BUT MY GUY GIVES ME LOVE AND THE STUFF. 178 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,919 SOMETIMES HE'S ROUGH. 179 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,759 HE THROWS ME DOWN THE STAIRS. 180 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,759 BUT DEEP INSIDE HE CARES! 181 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,959 HE BUYS ME LINGERIE. 182 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,079 AND STUFF. 183 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,279 I WAS A STUDENT. 184 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,679 GOOD GRADES AND SO NAIVE. 185 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,479 'TIL THE STUFF. 186 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,879 A HANDSOME STRANGER, 187 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:28,759 SOME EMPTY PROMISES, 188 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,359 LOTSA STUFF. 189 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:37,319 BUT I DON'T GET HOOKED. I'M NOT ADDICTED, NO! 190 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:43,639 I JUST ENJOY THE GLOW! I LIKE TO HAVE MY FUN! 191 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,879 NO HARM TO ANYONE. 192 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,519 THOUGH THE FUN SOMETIMES ESCAPES ME, 193 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:55,199 WHEN JACKS GETS STONED AND RAPES ME! 194 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:06,039 NOTHING NUMBS ME BETTER THAN... 195 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:12,039 THE STUFF. 196 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:18,519 THAN THE STUFF. 197 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:31,999 In the latest issue of Scientific American, the Federal Bureau of Narcotics tells us, 198 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:35,479 that marijuana, posses an addictive power beyond 199 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,999 even that of heroin, or cocaine. 200 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,439 Yes? 201 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,919 Are you sure about your facts there ? No, no. Shh. Shh. 202 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,159 Why do you ask, mister... Kochinski. 203 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:53,679 my wife's cousin had himself a problem with the heroin. 204 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:58,199 And I'd done some readin', there's nothin' more addictive than that stuff. 205 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,079 Kochinski. 206 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,959 Russian name. 207 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,199 Isn't it? 208 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,679 It's Polish. Actually, it's Polish. Of course. 209 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,279 I certainly applaud your brave, unwillingness to believe something 210 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:20,919 simply because it's printed in a magazine with the word "American" in the title. 211 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,559 You stand as a shining examplen to your comrades. 212 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,999 And the rest of us. 213 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,679 My wife, mighta mixed up the stoy. 214 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,519 I think it was marijuana that her cousin was hooked on. 215 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,399 It's bad, it's bad stuff. 216 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,079 Bad stuff indeed. 217 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,159 Would that it had been, mere heroin. 218 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:53,119 For ladies and gentlemen, marijuana is an insidious master. 219 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,679 Seeking slaves not in the dark jungles of Africa 220 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:02,519 But right here! In each of our 48 states. 221 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,599 AFTER SCHOOL HAS LET OUT, WE JUST LIKE TO GET OUT TO THE PLACE 222 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,679 WHERE JITTERBUGGIN'S ALWAYS IN STYLE. 223 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,359 ATCHMO IS A-SINGIN', DORSEY IS A-SWINGIN' 224 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,799 A SYNCOPATED WONDERLAND THAT BRINGS ON A SMILE. 225 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:23,519 COME AND STRETCH YOUR DANCE ABILITIES, NOBODY IS FEELIN' ILL AT EASE. 226 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:28,359 WHEN YOUR TOES ARE TAPPIN',ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME. 227 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,759 DANCING, DANCING... 228 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:35,479 RAUMATAU THAT ALWAYS HAS YOU SASHAYIN' 229 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,359 BUY YOUR GAL SOME JUJUBES. 230 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:42,879 SHE'LL BE SWOONIN', SPOONIN, DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME! 231 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,559 IF YOU'RE FEELIN' GLOOMY, GLIDE ON OVER TO ME. 232 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,759 TRY THE FINEST CHERRY FIU IN ALL OF THE LAND. 233 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,639 MY AFTER SCHOOL OASIS, GETS THE HOPELESS CASES, 234 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,039 HOPPIN' AND A-BOPPIN' TO THE 5 & DIME BAND! 235 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:02,279 YOU CAN BUYYOURSELF A PACK OF SMOKES. LAUGH AT ALL MY CORNY KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES. 236 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,839 GOTTA TAKE THE GANG OUT TO THE LOCAL HANGOUT, 237 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,319 WHERE BENNY GOODMAN IS KING! 238 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,839 you're gonna give her your school ring? And how. 239 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:16,439 Mary Lane is one slinky piece of homework. An E-flat Dillinger, 240 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:21,279 a hop and a skip to Tasty Town. I would like a bite outta that tomato! 241 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,439 Hands off, Mickey! I'm hep. 242 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,599 HERE GOES NOTHIN'. 243 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,719 DANCIN', DANCIN'. 244 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,079 THEN ENJOY SOME FUNNY BOOKS! 245 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,559 WE GET FRISKY, RISKY. 246 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,919 COOL OFF WITH A MALTED MILK! 247 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:41,599 WE'RE ALL BUMPIN', COME JUMP IN. DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME. 248 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:45,999 Mray! I got something to ask you. Did you heard the announcement today? 249 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:49,999 President Roosevelt is coming to town. my pop says he's a labor-appeasing, 250 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:53,999 Supreme Court packing Bolshevik? I don't know about all that boy stuff. 251 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:58,039 but there's gonna be a big dance contest in his honor! 252 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:02,759 And I want you to be my partner. Dance contest? Geez! I don't know. 253 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:06,719 What's to know? I've been working on our routine. 254 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,359 Feast your peepers on this! 255 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,679 FEEL THE CRAZY RHYTHM IN YOUR FEET, 256 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,279 BLUING BRIGHT AS NEON, MAYBE WE COULD BE ON 257 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,719 MAJOR BOWES' AMATEUR HOUR! 258 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,439 What's the wait, Nate? I got two left feet 259 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,879 If Mary sees me dancin' I'll lose her. 260 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,319 Mickey! I'm hep! 261 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:40,239 I have to change into my coveralls for 4-H club tonight. see you there! 262 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:47,679 Hey kid! I'm Jack. I'm Jimmy. Pleased to meet you. 263 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:52,799 SOMETIMES MEN WOULD COME TO CALL WHO STANK OF SIN AND BARBASOL. 264 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,639 THEY'D ASK KIDS IF THEY FELT AT ALL LIKE HAVING THEMSELVES A FEW KICKS. 265 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,719 Jimmy, as in Jimmy Cagney? 266 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,879 Don't I wish. 267 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,439 Girl trouble ? I gotjust the cure. 268 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:13,039 What sayyou and I blow this Popsicle stand and find ourselves a real party? 269 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:17,039 that's amully nice Mr. Jack but I'm meeting my girlfriend at 4-H club 270 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:21,039 Come on, we'll have some laughs. Half hour, tops. 271 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,719 Gee. I don't know. 272 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,079 Suite yourself. 273 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,319 you're not the hep cat I took you for Cool. 274 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,439 Wow! You sure shake a wicked calf! 275 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:20,439 Can you teach me how to dance like that ? Time I get through, you'll make 276 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,639 Fred Astaire look like Barney Google. if you're sure it'll only be a half hour. 277 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,799 Kid, that's a promise from me to you. 278 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,559 DANCIN', DANCIN'. 279 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:38,279 CHARLESTON 'TIL YOUR TOOTSIES ACHE. WE'LL BE GRINNIN', SPINNIN' 280 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:43,119 ROMPIN' TO THE SAVOY STOMP. WE'RE RUG-CUTTIN', STRUTTIN' 281 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:48,199 WE'RE RUG-CUTTIN', STRUTTIN' HERE DOWN AT THE OL' FIVE AND DIME! 282 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,199 Do your children enjoy, jazz music? 283 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,359 For I am here to tell you that, Cab Calloway, Dizzy Gillespie, 284 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:03,999 Duke Ellington and the whole weed blowing, ginger colored lot, 285 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:08,879 merely masquerading as musicians and are in fact agents of evil. 286 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,639 Reefer slows down the smoker's sense of time. Allowing him 287 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,239 to squeeze in unnecessay "grace notes," 288 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,719 giving this voodoo music the power... To hypnotize white women into 289 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:25,239 indulging in acts of unspeakable degradation. 290 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:31,599 You will find this profane music, whereveryou find marijuana. 291 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:36,319 Hear that? It's the national anthem of Sodom and Gomorrah. 292 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,879 Faster, Sally, faster! 293 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,559 Put it in me! 294 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,199 Faster, Sally! Faster! Faster! 295 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,959 Ah! 296 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,119 Oh! 297 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,639 Man, I'm starving. We got any eats? 298 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:37,039 Eveybody take it on the heel! Get the lead outta your shorts! 299 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,599 Damn cowbell! 300 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,279 Damn baby 301 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,159 Damn stuff! 302 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,479 Come on in kid. Make yourself cozy. 303 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,879 Who's that? Ralph. Used to be a college boy. 304 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,879 Mae, this is Jimmy Harper. He's o-kay. 305 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,239 Oh Jack, this kid can't be more than 15. Oh, 16, madam. 306 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:28,359 The name's Mae. And a madam runs a different kind of house. 307 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,399 Shut up! 308 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,279 Good baby. 309 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,199 Say, 310 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,199 Say, who's the new fish? Oh. 311 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,439 I'm J_immy. 312 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:08,159 Sally, why don't you and J_immy, get better acquainted. 313 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,159 Give him the usual. If I can't turn him on, 314 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,599 he ain't got switches. 315 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,599 How tall are you anyway? five feet nine inches. 316 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,759 Let's forget the five feet and concentrate on the nine inches. 317 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,559 Whoopsie! 318 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,439 No harm done. Hero. 319 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:02,039 I want that Jimmy kid outta here. He's too young. I got hooked at that age 320 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,519 and I'm not doin' it to anybody else. Do I have water in my ear 321 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:10,439 or are you giving me guff? This is my house! And I say he goes! 322 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,079 Is evemhing okay? Just fell. That's all. 323 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,879 let me light your cigarette for you 324 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,679 This isn't a cigarette. It's a real smoke. 325 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,799 Reefer. Let's share it. 326 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,999 Oh, no I shouldn't. 327 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,479 it's been great meetin' you folks but 328 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:02,439 I oughta head over to 4-H club. I'm teaching how to make a potato clock. 329 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,159 I didn't think you were such a moldy fig. 330 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,119 Or maybe, you're scared. 331 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,359 I'm not either! 332 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,759 Prove it! 333 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:18,479 COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY, SUCK IT DOWN FOR SALLY. 334 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,679 COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY. 335 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:25,199 Thank you Sally but I honestly don't think it's such a good idea. 336 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:31,399 COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY SUCK IT DOWN FOR SALLY. 337 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,959 I gotta get outta here. You got me all confused.. 338 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:42,519 TAKE A TOKE OF TEA-STICK, TAKE A TOKE OF TEA-STICK, 339 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:48,159 SMOKE IT YOU MAY CHOKE AT FIRST BUT THEN THE WORST IS OVER. 340 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:53,559 DON'T BE A CHICKEN, DON'T BE A CHICKEN, 341 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,279 DON'T JIMMY, DON'T DO IT! 342 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:06,279 DON'T CHA BE A FOOL! DON'T JIMMY, DON'T DO IT! 343 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,439 SMOKE THE MARIJUANA 344 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,559 SAIL THE SEA OF SIN 345 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,879 REACH A HOT NIRVANA, 346 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,599 TREMBLE FROM WITHIN. 347 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,479 SERVE YOUR APPETITE. 348 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,959 PLAN TO STAY THE NIGHT. 349 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:35,679 I AM STANDING AT TEMPTATION'S DOORS. 350 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:43,439 I HAVE NEVER, FELT THIS WAY BEFORE. 351 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,959 JOIN THE WONDER DANCE. 352 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,799 LOSE THE UNDERPANTS! 353 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:57,559 SOMEONE SAVE ME, THERE'S NO PLACE TO HIDE. 354 00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:05,039 FROM THIS SALACIOUS MAGIC CARPET RIDE! 355 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,359 OPEN UP YOUR MIND! LET YOUR BODY SOAR! 356 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,839 ARMS AND LEGS ENTWINED CRY, MORE, MORE, MORE! 357 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,519 IF AYEAR GOES BY, IT MIGHT SEEM A DAY. 358 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,039 IF A DAY GOES BY, IT COULD TAKE AYEAR! 359 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:27,039 SPACE RECEDES AT BLINDING SPEED, YOUR LUST IS ON THE RISE! 360 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:48,319 Moloch! 361 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,519 TENDER VIRGIN. 362 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,759 FRESH AS MORNING DEW. 363 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:16,279 I'VE BEEN EAGERLY EXPECTING YOU. 364 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,759 LIVE THE GREATER LIFE! 365 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:26,359 LIVE THE SATYR LIFE! 366 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,919 EROS BECKONS, 367 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,719 FEEL THE NEED INCREASE. 368 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,159 EVERY FIBER BURNS 369 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,479 FOR SWEET RELEASE. 370 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,599 LIVE A LITTLE DREAM, LEAVE A LITTLE MESS. 371 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,359 EVERYBODY SCREAM YES, YES, YES! 372 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:58,279 CAN'T YOU FEEL THE FLUSH OF PULSING PAGAN FIRE? 373 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,839 COME AND FEEL THE RUSH! FLY HIGHER AND HIGHER! 374 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,199 DANCING NAKED AS THE SINFUL ADAM... VOODOO JUNGLE DRUM! 375 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,479 COUPLED WITH AWICKED MADAM 'TIL THE MORNING COMES! 376 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,279 WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR BUSINESS IN THIS CARNAL CARNIVALE. 377 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,999 TAKE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE BACCHANAL. 378 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:23,959 SO COME ON JIMMY, COME ON, GIMME REEFER LOVE! 379 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:03,119 SMOKE THE MARIJUANA, 380 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,999 SAIL THE SEA OF SIN. 381 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:13,679 REACH A HOT NIRVANA, TREMBLE FROM WITHIN! 382 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,039 WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR BUSINESS IN THIS CARNAL CARNIVALE. 383 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,879 TAKE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE BACCHANAL! 384 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,879 SO COME ON JIMMY, COME ON, GIMME REEFER LOVE! 385 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:30,479 GIMME REEFER LOVE! 386 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,479 Knock, knock! 387 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,439 there for art thou Romeo! 388 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:51,319 I've been looking foryou everywhere Well I haven't been everywhere! 389 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,599 Well, what a thing to say! 390 00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:00,279 I was wondering ifwe could practice our steps for the presidential dance ? 391 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:04,279 It's only a few days away, and with you being so mysteriously busy 392 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,759 I wanted to make sure we could get in enough rehearsal. 393 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,359 Jimmy, is something wrong? Why? 394 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,479 Should something be wrong? 395 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,679 Stop hounding me! Stop hounding me! 396 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,919 I didn't think I was. 397 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,839 Oh. 398 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:32,559 It's me, isn't it? You don't love me anymore 399 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:36,039 You haven't even tried to kiss me in almost a week! 400 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,199 A kiss? Is that what you want? 401 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,999 Let me show you a few new moves... 402 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:55,119 That was your tongue! Jimmy Harper! What's come over you? 403 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,919 Mercifully, Mary had no idea what had come over Jimmy. 404 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,879 But she feared the worst. 405 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,599 THE SERMON TODAYWAS REALLY EXCITING. 406 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,759 YAHWEH WAS MAD AND DID PLENTY OF SMITING. 407 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,439 WITH LOCUSTS AND PLAGUES AND LITTLE GREEN FROGGIES. 408 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,239 ALL THAT AND MORE THUNDERED DOWN FROM THE SKY. 409 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,759 I REACHED FOR YOUR HAND LIKE I ALWAYS DO. 410 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,039 BUT BESIDE ME WAS JUST... 411 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:46,959 AN EMPTYWOODEN PEW. 412 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:52,159 THERE'S HYMNALS AND A ROSARY 413 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:56,799 BUT THEY DON'T KEEP ME COMPANY. 414 00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:01,679 THE WAFERS NOW DON'T TASTE SO GREAT. 415 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,959 THEY WON'T TRANSUBSTANTIATE. 416 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:12,119 WITHOUT YOU NEAR, 417 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,439 THE GOSPEL CHOIR SOUNDS ASKEW. 418 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:16,239 JIMMY COME BACK 419 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:24,999 AND FILL MY LONELY PEW. 420 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:30,679 A GLOOMY CHURCH THAT YOU'RE NOT IN. 421 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,439 CAN LEAD A GIRL TO MORTAL SIN. 422 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:40,159 A LADYASKED "IS THIS SEm TAKEN ?" 423 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,719 I LIED, I GUESS 424 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,159 I TOLD HER "YES." 425 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:54,119 I PRAYA HOLY SHINING STAR SHINING TWINKLING STAR. 426 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:58,799 WILL LEAD YOU HOME FROM WHERE YOU ARE. WHERE OH WHERE YOU ARE. 427 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,919 IN A FOG OR LOST AT SEA? 428 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:07,439 OR COULD IT BE YOU'RE TIRED OF ME? 429 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:15,359 IT'S A LINE OF THOUGHT I'D RATHER NOT PURSUE. 430 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,199 RATHER NOT PURSUE. 431 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,119 JIMMY, COME BACK 432 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:28,239 AND FILL MY LONELY 433 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:37,919 PEW. 434 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,399 I got the window open... Give me a boost! 435 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:09,559 How much you think is in there ? Jack don't get his green, we don't get ours! 436 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,159 Cool your jets! Hear that? 437 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:16,119 We got more scratch than a sandpaper factoy. 438 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:19,079 That's good. That's good! 439 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,679 Frankincense. Wow! 440 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,359 Reefer...madness. 441 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,999 madness. 442 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,319 Welcome to Club Celestial. 443 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,519 I am your host, Joan of Arc. 444 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,999 No Christian martyr works it harder. 445 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:35,519 The many voices in my head tell me we have a special guest in the house tonight! 446 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,999 James Fenimore Harper! 447 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,919 Tonight, Jimmy will be taught the error of his ways. 448 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,919 By the brightest star in our Heavenly Firmament 449 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,279 the Lord of Hosts, The Stranger from the Manger... 450 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,999 the hardest working man in the afterlife! 451 00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,279 Give it up, for Jesus! 452 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:27,679 Jesus, I got a great high cookin' here. Don't bring me down. 453 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,359 On the contrary Jimmy. I'm here to bring you up. With dope. 454 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,839 Oh, not your brand of dope, but the straight dope. 455 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:40,199 You think those reefer fiends are cool? I don't think you realize 456 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,759 how cool God can be. 457 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,959 I FLOATED DOWN FROM HEAVEN, WHEN I HEARD A LAMB HAD STRAYED. 458 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,759 LOOK AT YOU HERE, YOUR BRAIN HAS TURNED TO MARMALADE. 459 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:56,159 I'M HERE TO HELP YOU JIMMY, AND RETURN YOU TO THE FOLD. 460 00:44:56,720 --> 00:45:00,319 TRY FILLING YOUR LUNGS WITH GOD, AND NOT JAMAICAN GOLD. 461 00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,759 SATAN'S BOLD. LOVES TO LIE. 462 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,959 DON'T REPLY. 463 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:11,999 DO YOU WANNA MAKE THE ANGELS CRY? 464 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,639 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 465 00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:17,719 JUST SAY "NO" TO THE MARIJUANA. 466 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,799 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 467 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,399 THIS COMES STRAIGHT FROM THE MADONNA. 468 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,319 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 469 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,919 I'M THE FACE ON THE SHROUD OF TURIN. 470 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,439 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 471 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,919 DO I NEED TO TEST YOUR URINE? 472 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:34,479 SAY _N... 473 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,279 WENT AND CONNED YA. 474 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,879 MUSTN'T TOUCH HIS EVIL GANJA. 475 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,439 JIMMY, 476 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:48,439 DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD. 477 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:49,999 DONA EIS REQUIEM ! 478 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,759 REQUIEM 479 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:59,279 CANNABIS 480 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:03,439 YOU'LL BURN IN HELL! 481 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,039 I'VE CURED A LOT OF LEPERS AND I'VE RISEN FROM THE DEAD. Howya doin'? 482 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,359 IS THAT WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE TO GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD ? You can touch. 483 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:16,119 IF YOU INSIST ON SMOKING, TO INDULGE THOSE TEENAGE KICKS, 484 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,159 YOU'LL BE FLOATING NAKED IN THE RIVER STYX. 485 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,679 SULFUR POOLS. 486 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,639 TORTURE TOOLS. 487 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:31,519 SEPARATION FROM YOUR FAMILY JEWELS! 488 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,639 RAMA LAMA THEY'RE GONNA CUT YOUR DING DONG ! 489 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,239 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 490 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,839 GOTTA GIVE IT UP FOR LENT, BOY! 491 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,519 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY ! 492 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,079 OR WIND UP AS SATAN'S RENT-BOY! 493 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,759 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 494 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,279 DON'T LET REEFER KICK YOUR KEISTER ! 495 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,199 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 496 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,639 I'M THE POSTER-BOY FOR EASTER. 497 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:56,479 JIMMY, LET ME SEE YA KICK THE SIN 498 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:01,679 AND SINSEMILLA 499 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,559 JIMMY, GO, GO, GO. 500 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,839 GOTTA KICK IT, JIMMY. DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD. 501 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:11,519 FOR THE LORD GOD OMNIPOTENT HATETH 502 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,999 MARIJUANA! MARIJUANA! 503 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,119 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 504 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:18,319 THOU SHALT HEED THIS HOLY OMEN. 505 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,399 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 506 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,679 STOP INDULGING LIKE A ROMAN. 507 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,599 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 508 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,839 ALL THE CHERUBIM SAYYOU GOTTA. 509 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,879 YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 510 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,439 TRUST THE MAN WITH THE STIGMATA. 511 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:37,679 JIMMY, DON'T YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD! 512 00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:41,679 ON GOD! 513 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,999 You rock Jesus! 514 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,959 Jimmy. 515 00:47:55,960 --> 00:48:00,359 Take a hit of God instead. You think you can, handle the high? 516 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,159 I got a new God now! 517 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:32,639 Hey, that's my Mary Jane! Think so ? You don't own the Mary Jane. 518 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:37,799 Mary Jane owns you. Listen up kid Get out now and don't look back! 519 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,559 It's too late for us, but you, you're young. 520 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,679 You still got a chance. Why do you gotta steak on your eye? 521 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:50,079 Just fell, that's all. I'm serious Jimmy. 522 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:55,039 It's dangerous here. I got me a taste for danger! 523 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,679 No! 524 00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,359 Back off! You're heaped to the gills. 525 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,719 And you, zip it! You'll wake Sally's baby. 526 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,439 That's okay, Mae. Don't wory about it. Sally. 527 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,879 I haven't heard your baby cying tonight? 528 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,079 Um! 529 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,319 I don't know. 530 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:29,999 It is a matter of public record, that the addict will sell anything, 531 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:35,879 anything at all, to obtain the decadent rush, of that next fix. 532 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,519 You'll take good care of him, right? I mean, it's not true what they say 533 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,959 about you people eating babies, is it? 534 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,119 Care to stay for, dinner? 535 00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,959 You didn't really sell your baby for reefer money, did ya? 536 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,839 It's okay. I got another one on the way. Light? 537 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,399 that kindajoke, that ain't... 538 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,999 So where'd you get this Packard ? I boosted it. From my girlfriend. 539 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,959 Girlfriend ? You expect me to believe some little bobbysoxer's got 540 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,999 what it takes to chop your suey? I'm steamed up like a pant's presser! 541 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:33,519 That's the idea baby. Tonight you and me are gonna break out like the measles! 542 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:38,199 Sally! Sally! keep your eyes on the road, Sally! 543 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,279 Serves him right 544 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,879 Hey mister! Ah, are you okay ? we didn't see you there. 545 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,119 I think 546 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,679 he's dead. 547 00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:09,199 I was never here. 548 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,879 Okay. 549 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,159 Damn lamp-post. 550 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,359 I'm so sory. 551 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,039 I'm so, sory. 552 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,879 THERE'S BLOOD ON MY HANDS AND MUD ON MY NAME. 553 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,959 MY ID THREW A PARTY AND EVERYONE CAME. 554 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,759 MY INNOCENCE RAVISHED, MY VIRTUE DEVOURED. 555 00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,879 I CAN'T COUNT THE STRANGERS WITH WHOM I HAVE SHOWERED. 556 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:49,039 I'VE TAKEN A LIFE, 557 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:52,599 BEEN STRIPPED TO MY ESSENCE. 558 00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:58,199 AND TO THINK ALL I WANTED WAS SWING DANCE LESSONS. 559 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,679 Police! Freeze! 560 00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:17,679 Police looks for a late model Packard, left the scene of a hit and run homicide! 561 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,679 Mae was right about the Mary Jane. It owns me. 562 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,999 MARYJANE, OH MARYJANE. 563 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,759 YOU CRUMPLED ME LIKE CELLOPHANE. 564 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,559 YOU STIR ME UP LIKE BEEF CHOW MEIN. 565 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,799 YOU WRECK ME MARYJANE. 566 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,279 MARYJANE, OH MARYJANE. 567 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,119 YOU'VE CONQUERED ME LIKE CHARLEMAGNE. 568 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,919 PLEASURE INTERTWINED WITH PAIN. 569 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,719 YOU WRECK ME, MARYJANE. 570 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:58,279 YOUR TOXIC KISSES MAKE MY HEART RACE, 571 00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,359 FASTER THAN A CHEETAH. 572 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:05,519 I'VE BEEN STAPLED AND SPINDLED. MYWILLPOWER'S DWINDLED. 573 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,679 YOU MELT RESISTANCE DOWN LIKE HOT VELVEETA. 574 00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:14,879 MARYJANE, OH MARYJANE. 575 00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,599 YOU FLUSHED MY FUTURE DOWN THE DRAIN. 576 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,359 YOU SMEARED ME LIKE A KETCHUP STAIN. 577 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:24,679 BUT I NEED YOU... 578 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,319 I LOVE YOU... 579 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,759 I'M LOVED BY MARY...LANE. 580 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:45,679 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY LANE! 581 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,439 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY... 582 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,999 LOVED BY MARY LANE! 583 00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,319 There's only room for one Mary in my life. Mary Lane. 584 00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,559 with an "L" - for love! I love Mary Lane! 585 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:09,039 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY LANE! 586 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:13,879 Jimmy! What are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 pm. 587 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,319 MARY LANE, OH MARY LANE. 588 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,719 TWO WORDS THAT FALL LIKE GENTLE RAIN. 589 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,759 YOU TOUCH MY HAND AND KILL MY PAIN. 590 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,719 I LOVE YOU, MARY LANE. 591 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,279 Jimmy, I'm in my nightgown! 592 00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:33,559 YOU FLOOD MYWORLD WITH ALL THE COLORS, 593 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,559 OF THE SUNDAY FUNNIES. 594 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,679 THE INNOCENT SPLENDOR OF KISSES SO TENDER. 595 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,959 SOFTER THAN A PILLOW STUFFED WITH BUNNIES! 596 00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:50,479 I don't knowwhat you're talking about, but I like the sound of it! 597 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,959 MARY LANE, OH MARY LANE. 598 00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:00,719 WILL HELP YOU SING A NEW REFRAIN. 599 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:04,239 WITH YOU BESIDE WE'LL START AGAIN. 600 00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,359 JUST ME AND MARY. 601 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,319 YOU AND MARY. 602 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:12,279 ME AND MARY LANE. 603 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:19,999 WHEN LIFE BECOMES A ROLLER COASTER AND I CAN'T KEEP MY FOOTING. 604 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,879 I'LL LOVE YOU COMPLETELY. AND STEADY ME SWEETLY! 605 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,439 AS SWEET AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE, DIPPED IN PUDDING. 606 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:31,559 SWEET AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE PUDDING! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 607 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,839 MARY LANE! OH MARY LANE ! 608 00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,679 OUR HEARTS POUND LIKE A DIESEL TRAIN. 609 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,599 THE WORLD MAY CRUMBLE, WE'LL REMAIN. 610 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,879 JUST ME AND MARY.. 611 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,679 YOU AND MARY. 612 00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:52,399 I'M LOVED BY MARY! LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, 613 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,599 LOVED BY MARY LANE! 614 00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,839 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY... 615 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:03,599 LOVED BY MARY LANE! 616 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:11,039 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY... 617 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,199 LOVED BY MARY. Mary! 618 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,559 LOVE MARY MAGDALENA LANE. 619 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,999 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY. 620 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:26,439 LOVED BY MARY LANE. 621 00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:34,319 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY LANE. 622 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:38,639 YES I LOVE YOU. 623 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,559 GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO LOVE ME! 624 00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:49,199 OH! I LOVE YOU JIMMYYEAH! 625 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:04,239 WE'LL SING TO THE RAFTERS OF HAPPILYAFTERS. 626 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:05,759 I LOVE YOU. 627 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:07,839 YOU'RE LOVED BY... 628 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:14,599 MARY LANE. 629 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:23,319 Who can name for me the one all abiding, all powerful force, in the world ? 630 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,479 Principal Short? 631 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:35,279 What is the human condition so powerful, it can stave off 632 00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:39,959 all that is black and evil, in these confusing times? 633 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,399 Love? 634 00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,159 In a time, in which our children 635 00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:58,639 are subjected to a daily diet of depravity in their film and popular music? 636 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,679 In a time, in which the entire world 637 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,559 is aligned against the American way of life? 638 00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:11,559 A time when our economy is in a state of total collapse and a 639 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:15,519 reckless lunatic sits in the White House, I am relieved to hear 640 00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,519 our fatuous friend is so confident 641 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,759 that love will cary the day. 642 00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:31,279 The correct answer is of course, vigilance. 643 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:35,999 Sirens! 644 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:39,999 There's somethin' I want to give you and I may not get another chance. 645 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,959 Oh Jimmy! Your school ring ? 646 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,919 Is your finger swollen? Are you putting on weight? 647 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,439 Maybe. I seem to be hungy all the time. 648 00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,559 A moment on the lips, forever on the hips! 649 00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,039 Wait! 650 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:59,039 What do you mean not get another chance ? I have to run away. Far away! 651 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:03,479 Well then I'm coming with you! You have no idea what I've done. - 652 00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:07,119 It doesn't matter. I'm wearing your school ring now... 653 00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:11,719 as soon as you get it offyour finger! And if Romeo has to run away, 654 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:16,279 then so does Juliet! Okay. Pack a bag. I'll wait. 655 00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,319 I believe in you Jimmy Harper! 656 00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:24,279 Even if you do have pudgy fingers. 657 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,199 Goodbye, Mary. 658 00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,159 You deserve better. 659 00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,199 Hey kid. 660 00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:42,279 How's tricks? How'd you find me? 661 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,919 It's all over the radio. 662 00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:51,879 Cops are looking foryou and the Packard. I drove 'round 'til I found it. 663 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:57,159 I can't have you tellin' the cops where you get your stager-leaf. 664 00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:01,879 So what say we head back to Mae's, where it's safe and cozy. 665 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,439 This'll calm you down for the ride. You're talkin' on a dead phone. 666 01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:09,959 I'm through with reefer, and I'm through with you. 667 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,959 And don't pull any dirty tricks, 'cause it won't work. 668 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,959 I see. 669 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:20,119 then there's only one thing left to do: 670 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,879 You like brownies ? Baked 'em myself. 671 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:31,719 Well I am kinda hungy. 672 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:37,799 Thank you. 673 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,599 THIS BROWNIE, IS YUMMY. 674 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,039 IT'S THE GREATEST BROWNIE KNOWN TO MAN. 675 01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,239 IT'S CHEWY, IT'S NUTTY. 676 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:56,279 THIS BROWNIE'S REALLY GOOD! ! 677 01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:59,359 DON'T OFFER ME A MACAROON, 678 01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,199 MY BROWNIE SUITS ME FINE. 679 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,399 THERE'S FROSTING ON THE TOP AND BEST OF ALL IT'S MINE! 680 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:10,599 EAT THE BROWNIE, EAT THE BROWNIE! EAT THE BROWNIE, EAT THE BROWNIE! 681 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,119 LET'S GO HOME. OKAY! 682 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,839 I SHIMMER, ELECTRIC. 683 01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:18,479 I'M A ONE-MAN MARCHING BROWNIE BAND. 684 01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:24,439 I LOVE IT, MY BROWNIE. AND MY BROWNIE LOVES ME TOO! 685 01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:27,119 IT'S SMOOTH, SWEET, IT'S CHOCOLADGE-Y! 686 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,759 IT FORMS A PERFECT SQUARE. 687 01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,359 AND THE BESTEST PART OF ALL IS 688 01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:35,639 I DON'T HAVE TO SHARE! DOESN'T HAVE TO SHARE. 689 01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:40,279 AND THE BESTEST PART OF ALL IS I DON'T HAVE TO CARE! 690 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:45,439 EAT THE BROWNIE! EAT THE BROWNIE! 691 01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,799 YEAH! 692 01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,199 Come on, kid. Get in the car. Where we goin' Jack? 693 01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,679 Back where you belong. You're one of us now. That's nice. 694 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,759 Jimmy! 695 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,319 Wait! 696 01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:10,719 Careful Jimmy, not too fast! 697 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,999 This weed, is a triple scream ! 698 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:18,239 I need more, I tell ya, more! I'm always happy to oblige a customer. 699 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:25,439 Make that a paying customer. I'm busted flat, Jack. 700 01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,559 you bled me dy! 701 01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:31,759 Oh, not quite! It doesn't come off 702 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:36,319 I was saving that ring for May. 703 01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,359 Where else you gonna get your fix ? 704 01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,359 From the coloreds down the Jazz Quarter? 705 01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:47,279 Those chow-chows over at Madame Ling's ? They'd bounce you like a lead dime. 706 01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,439 Real gold. 707 01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,279 Smoke up pipsqueak. 708 01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:02,039 This'll get you through the weekend. See ya in the funny papers. 709 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,439 He can be a really a nice guy. 710 01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:37,399 What have you gotten yourself into, Jimmy ? 711 01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:54,119 Oh yeah! Hotcha! 712 01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:11,399 Hey diddle diddle, a cat for my fiddle. 713 01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,999 One moment, please. 714 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,239 I need the room! 715 01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:22,359 You mind takin' it upstairs ? 716 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,799 Don't mind takin' it an_here. 717 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,319 Hey there. I'm Ralph. 718 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:49,759 Hello, my name's Mary Lane. I followed my boyfrriend here. Jimmy Harper. 719 01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:52,079 Have you seen him? 720 01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:57,599 Um, well hejust stepped out. To pick up some Bibles for our prayer breakfast. 721 01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:00,239 That's my Jimmy. 722 01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,759 Say, is this a fraternity sweater ? 723 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:07,519 Is Jimmy hanging out with college boys ? Why yes. 724 01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,359 Yes, he is. 725 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:14,359 We at Phi Beta Cannabis, were so taken with Jimmy that, we decided 726 01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:18,879 to pledge him. Early. While he's still in high school. 727 01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:22,239 Avoid the rush. Well that's the bees' knees! 728 01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:25,719 Wait 'til Susie Maybery hears about this! Let's celebrate 729 01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:28,759 with a smoke. Hold on! 730 01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:33,199 This isn't that "reefer" I've read about ? 731 01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,399 Of course not. 732 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:38,079 This is a special cigarette. 733 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,159 All the rage with the college girls. 734 01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,999 In Paris. 735 01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,679 Paris? Oh, yes. 736 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:53,879 Well, if I'm going to be dating a fraternity man. 737 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,639 LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE, 738 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,999 WITH HER HEM CUT SO LOW. 739 01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:09,119 LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE, 740 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,999 WITH HER DUCKS IN A ROW. 741 01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:13,799 It burns my lungs. 742 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,599 LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE, 743 01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:20,719 NEEDS A CHANGE IN HER LIFE. 744 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,879 LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE, 745 01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:28,079 NEEDS A MAN. 746 01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:29,839 Oh! 747 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,919 NOW COME ON, MARY SUNSHINE. 748 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,679 IT'S TIME THAT YOU LEARNED TO BE BAD. 749 01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:41,959 YOU MAKE A CHARMING ARMFUL, 750 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:45,799 SO SNUGGLE UP, MY BUTTER CUP, 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN HAD. 751 01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,439 Oh Ralph, I think you tricked me. 752 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:53,439 NOW, SMOKE IT, MARY SUNSHINE. 753 01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:57,039 DISSOLVE IN THE SWEET BURNING GLOW. 754 01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:01,039 COME LOSE YOURSELF IN PLEASURE, 755 01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:05,199 WHEN THE BAMBALACHA'S GOTCHA, YOU'LL FORGET THE WORD "NO"! 756 01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,799 Oh, I can't. What about, Jimmy ? 757 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:12,439 JIMMY'S A RUBE, PROVINCIAL AND DULL. 758 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:16,079 DON'T BE TRICKED, HE'S STRICTLY QUADRILATERAL. 759 01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:19,519 JIMMY'S A BOY, I'M READY FOR MEN. 760 01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:22,239 LET'S GO UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND... 761 01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,319 DOWN AGAIN. 762 01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,599 May Sunshine, you are ultra, ultra! 763 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,759 I FEEL A LITTLE NAUGHTY. 764 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,599 BABY, I'LL HELP YOU RELAX. 765 01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:38,319 I'LL TIE YOU UP WITH PHONE CORD, 766 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:42,119 WE'LL PLAY WITH THE WHIPS AND NIPPLE CLIPS AND CANDLE WAX! 767 01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:45,679 NOW HOLD ON, MARY SUNSHINE. 768 01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:48,319 LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY. 769 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,959 JUST CALL ME MARY "WANNA" 770 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:56,719 AND MARY'S GOT SOME SCARY LITTLE GAMES TO PLAY ! 771 01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:00,439 I'LL LATHER YOU UP. AND GIVE YOU A SHAVE ! 772 01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:04,039 A PADDLING WHILE STRADDLING MY LITTLE SLAVE! 773 01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,239 DOWN ON YOUR KNEES. 774 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:11,519 IT'S POINTLESS TO FIGHT. SAVE YOUR STRENGTH IT'S GONNA BE A LENGTHY NIGHT. 775 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:15,919 HELP! THIS CRAZY TOMATO'S RAPIN' ME! 776 01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:21,359 GOODBYE TO MARY SUNSHINE. 777 01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:24,519 REEFER HAS BLOWN OUT HER MIND. 778 01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:31,039 SHE'S NOWA HOT HAY HUSSY. 779 01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:35,719 DON'T YOU RUN, I'M NOT DONE ! CAN'T YOU TELL, WE'VE JUST BEGUN ! 780 01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:37,839 WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN? 781 01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,519 MARY. 782 01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:45,199 MARY SUNSHINE. 783 01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:54,599 BURNS FOR, YEARNS FOR DIRTY LOVE! 784 01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,439 Shut up bitch! 785 01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:08,479 I'm not buying any of this. 786 01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:12,159 You ask me, this guy's getting his jolly showing us blue movies. 787 01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:16,479 I'm sory, Mr. Kochinski, do you have something to share with the group ? 788 01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:17,439 No. 789 01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:20,519 We're interested in what you have to say. 790 01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:23,439 Look, it, it'sjust, 791 01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,159 One puff and the girl goes wacky? 792 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:31,519 It's kinda far fetched. Not according to Mr. William Randolph Hearst. 793 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:38,759 A recent edition, of his "San Francisco Examiner" tells us, 794 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:42,279 that 314 of the crimes of violence in this county today are 795 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:46,879 committed by dope slaves. That is a matter of cold record. 796 01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:50,599 You can't believe evemhing you read. and that don't make me a commie! 797 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:54,599 Mr. Hurst is a man who attended Harvard. Where did you matriculate? 798 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,559 Ma-tric-u-late? 799 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,959 It means, where did you go to college? 800 01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:09,839 I didn't. 801 01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:14,839 I see. 802 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,839 Well regardless, Mr. Kochinski I'm sure, 803 01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:21,879 we all take your opinions vey seriously. Given the extremity of your views, 804 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,999 it would be unpatriotic not to. 805 01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,639 Mary ? Jimmy! 806 01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:38,999 Kid! It's not what it looks like. 807 01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:03,199 Holy socks! Billy, don't go! 808 01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,639 Don't you wanna learn to dance? 809 01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:12,199 Jack! Help me! 810 01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,879 He's killing me! 811 01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:31,719 Geez ! That stupid little weed freak. Is eveybody okay? 812 01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:34,919 I think, I've been shot. 813 01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:41,039 She fell down! 814 01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:45,119 Mae! Get me some smelling salts. 815 01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:52,759 Alright. You two blow. Don't talk to nobody. I will handle this. 816 01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:55,839 Go! 817 01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:05,479 Give me that! 818 01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,479 Mary? 819 01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:36,239 Mary! what happened ? You shot her dead, kid. 820 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,759 Jack, no ! 821 01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:42,839 Jimmy? I don't feel so good. 822 01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:46,999 It's, it's gonna be okay. I promise. 823 01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:49,679 feels so, cold. 824 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:58,039 Give me the ring! Well, looky here. 825 01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:01,759 Casper milky toast is givin' me orders. 826 01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:06,199 I shot Mary. What makes you think I won't shoot you? 827 01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:25,559 Oh Jimmy, your school ring. 828 01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:29,159 it glitters. Like a star. 829 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:38,599 WE ARE JUST LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET. 830 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:42,119 WE'RE HAPPY, YOUNG AND... 831 01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:48,879 HEMORRHAGING BLOOD. 832 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:54,759 DID YOU GET TO READ THE ENDING ? WAS IT PERFECT? 833 01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:59,959 DID THEY LOVE UNTIL THEY GOT OLD ? 834 01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:12,759 It was beautiful. They grew up, and eveyone came to the wedding. 835 01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:18,119 did they have babies ? Yeah. Six of 'em. 836 01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:21,519 That's good. I love babies 837 01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:34,839 IT MAKES ME HAPPY KNOWIN' THAT WE LOVED LIKE ROMEO AND... 838 01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:43,559 JULIET. 839 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:48,559 Mary! How could I have shot you ? 840 01:14:57,040 --> 01:15:01,039 Coppers! Jimmy! Out the back! Hury! 841 01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:05,279 I have to face my punishment. Don't you get it? 842 01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:09,359 Jack was holding the gun. He's planning to frame you. 843 01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,199 Nobody move! Officer, thank God ! 844 01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:17,599 This kid burst in here with a gun, and started shootin' and laughin'! 845 01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:20,959 We think he mighta been smoking that, reefer! 846 01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:24,439 Just like you read about in the papers. 847 01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:28,439 No! That's a lie! 848 01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:30,879 Tell 'em what really happened Mae! 849 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,239 Ma'am, do you have anything to say ? Well, I...Jimmy I, 850 01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:43,119 Officer I... Mae, please ! 851 01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:54,079 No. 852 01:15:55,560 --> 01:16:00,079 The kid burst in shooting. Just like the man said. 853 01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:03,679 Mae ? 854 01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:05,599 No ! 855 01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:08,359 Kid's gonna burn for this. 856 01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:11,319 Pity. Attractive girl. 857 01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:34,239 After a swift trial James Fenimore Harperwas found guilty 858 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:38,399 of the murder, of Mary Lane. And sent to death row. 859 01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:42,959 In his thought-provoking book "Marijuana, Weed of Madness " 860 01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:46,959 Earle A. Rowell explains how marijuana causes prison inmates to fall 861 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:49,279 desperately in love with each other. 862 01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:53,279 Just as they would with women, outside prison walls. 863 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:08,279 Hello, Mr. and Mrs. America Let's go to press. 864 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:12,279 Tonight, Jimmy "The Cannabis Killer" Harper walks the last mile to the electric chair. 865 01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:16,599 Convicted of murder under the influence of the new drug menace, marijuana! 866 01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:19,039 Shut up, shut up! 867 01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:22,359 We can't just let Jimmy die. Shut up, shut up! 868 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:26,359 Look, the kid's yesterday's headlines, there's nothing' we can do about it. 869 01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:30,799 When's Jack bringin' some new boys home ? Shut up, shut up! 870 01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:34,159 You shut up! What are you, nuts ? 871 01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:38,279 I'm fine. 872 01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:43,119 Perfectly in control ! 873 01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:56,359 REMEMBER ME RALPH? I'M ABOUT TO FRY. 874 01:17:56,800 --> 01:18:01,279 WHILE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS STAND IDLY BY MY LIFE IS NOWA TICKING BOMB. 875 01:18:01,880 --> 01:18:03,879 I'M GONNA MISS MY SENIOR PROM. 876 01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,999 YOU MURDERED ME RALPH! 877 01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:08,919 MURDERED ME! MURDERED YOU? 878 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,519 MURDERED ME! MURDERED HIM ? 879 01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:15,879 Evemhing okay up there? It's the kid! He's in the toilet! 880 01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:18,879 Just flush him, Ralph. 881 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:32,079 You better cool off on the muggles there Just a little hungy, that's all. 882 01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:41,239 REMEMBER ME RALPH ? I'VE BEEN SENT TO HELL. 883 01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:44,279 A PUBESCENT EDITION OF JEIEBEL. 884 01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:46,639 IT HURTS A LOT TO BEND, 885 01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:49,079 BUT AT LEAST I'VE MADE A FRIEND. 886 01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,599 YOU MURDERED HER, RALPH! 887 01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:53,999 MURDERED ME! MURDERED YOU? 888 01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:55,759 MURDERED ME! MURDERED THEM! 889 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,519 What's eatin' him? Jack! I saw Satan! 890 01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:07,559 And the kid! And Satan! And the girl! That mug's wound up like an $ day clock ! 891 01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:11,599 One too many giggle sticks. put your flaps down before you take off. 892 01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:15,599 Go get some air. No! Jack! Not out there, Jack! 893 01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:32,159 Just a little too much weed, that's all. 894 01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:38,039 Just an ordinay scarecrow ! 895 01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:53,959 OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE 896 01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,719 WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE. 897 01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,479 WAY DOWN WHERE IT'S HOT, 898 01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:02,039 THEYARE SAVING US A SPOT. 899 01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:05,279 YOU MURDERED THEM, RALPH! 900 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:08,159 MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! 901 01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:10,999 Bad zombies! 902 01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,959 HE'S LOSING IT, JACK! GEE, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE. 903 01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:18,879 HE'S LIABLE TO CRACK AND SPILL ALL HE KNOWS 904 01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,599 HE'S REALLYACTING WEIRD. 905 01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:24,239 PERHAPS IT'S TIME HE DISAPPEARED! 906 01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:30,199 HE'D NEVER BE MISSED ! I COULD... MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM! 907 01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:33,599 Jack, no! you'll have the police right back here! 908 01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:37,079 Alright. We'll play it yourway, for now. for now. 909 01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:43,679 He bit me! Jack? I got me the munchies real bad. 910 01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:46,839 He's givin' me the creepin' heebie-jeebies 911 01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:51,599 Let's go get Ralph a bite. Yeah, he's liable to wake the neighbors 912 01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:54,679 You stay. Keep an eye on him. 913 01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,599 I don't like the way he's lookin' at me. 914 01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:06,399 Shake a leg with that grub ! Leg. Grub. 915 01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:25,919 Yoo hoo, Ralph! We have take-away from Dim Foo's! 916 01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:29,199 Sally? Ralph? Where'd they go ? 917 01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:32,759 They best not have skipped town. Sally? Ralph? 918 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,439 Yah! 919 01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,599 Blumsack! 920 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:57,959 Yah! 921 01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:14,119 I FOUND ME A SNACK IT WAS NICE AND FRESH. 922 01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:16,519 THE WEED MADE HIM HUNGRY FOR HUMAN FLESH ! 923 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:21,919 STEP AWAYYOU MUG. 'CAUSE THAT'S A BRAND NEW PERSIAN RUG 924 01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:24,759 HE'S NOT GONNA STOP! 925 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:28,239 MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM! 926 01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:17,999 Ralph? 927 01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:04,959 Oh God, oh God, oh God, 928 01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:08,599 Oh God, oh God, oh God, Mae! Don't get queer on me now. 929 01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:12,919 Oh God, oh. 930 01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:23,039 Damn body! 931 01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:34,039 OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE, 932 01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:36,679 WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE. 933 01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:39,159 NOW I SEE THEM JACK! 934 01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:41,679 AND THEYALL WANT THEIR CHILDHOODS BACK ! 935 01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:44,679 WE MURDERED THEM, JACK ! 936 01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:48,519 MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! 937 01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:51,359 OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE 938 01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:54,839 WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE! 939 01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:57,999 PULL IT TOGETHER. DON'T FLIP YOUR SKIRT. 940 01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:01,719 YOU DO THE THINGS YOU GOTTA DO IN THIS DOG EAT DOG EAT DOG WORLD. 941 01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:05,919 SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST THE WINNER IS THE LAST ONE LEFT ALIVE 942 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,799 SO YOU MURDER 'EM, BEFORE THEY MURDER YOU. 943 01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:41,479 Well, on the bright side, we finally got the place to ourselves. 944 01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:49,119 Ralph and Sally, and little... 945 01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:53,999 whatsername are dead! Jimmy's on his way to the electric chair 946 01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:56,759 and you couldn't care less! 947 01:25:56,880 --> 01:26:01,279 I may be a monster, but you Jack, you're the devil! 948 01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:06,959 So long as I'm the number one guy. 949 01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,679 THE KID'S A GONER, 950 01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:16,559 THEY'RE GONNA MAKE HIM PAY FOR THE STUFF. 951 01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:18,719 Here, simmer down, will ya? 952 01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:22,519 I'VE SEEN MY HONOR, 953 01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:28,239 ROLLED UP AND BURNED AWAY, WITH THE STUFF 954 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,559 WELL, IT'S GOTTA STOP. 955 01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:34,519 Let go of me! I'm tying to comfort you here. 956 01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:36,759 I said let go! 957 01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:40,519 I SHOULD SHOW HIM THE DOOR, 958 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:43,319 HE TREATS ME LIKE AWHORE. 959 01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:46,719 I DON'T NEED JACK NO MORE 960 01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,799 OR THE STUFF! 961 01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:57,279 You dumb slut! That was half ajay of good mooteryou just wasted. 962 01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:00,479 I know. 963 01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:06,799 Hey! 964 01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:09,879 What are you doing with that garden hoe ? 965 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:14,439 Taking care of a big, fat, weed ! 966 01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:19,399 Oh, that's it. 967 01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:22,719 Say good night, Gracie. 968 01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:30,599 Good night, Gracie. 969 01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:33,679 SO THIS IS IT JACK,. 970 01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:38,279 LAST NIGHT OF BALLYHOO FOR THE STUFF. 971 01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:41,039 Get away from me, 972 01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:45,639 THIS ONE'S FOR RALPH, JACK ! HERE'S ONE FOR SALLY, TOO. 973 01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:47,159 HAD ENOUGH? 974 01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:49,759 YEAH, YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH! 975 01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:59,479 YOU ONCE HAD ALL THE BRAINS, 976 01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:02,879 NOW THEY'RE JUST CARPET STAINS! 977 01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:07,519 YOU'RE IN NO SHAPE TO FIGHT. 978 01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:12,919 MY BID TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. 979 01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:16,359 'CAUSE THERE'S BLOOD UPON YOUR NECKTIE, 980 01:28:16,440 --> 01:28:18,599 YOUR CORPUS IS DELECTI 981 01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:34,199 AND I HAVE BEEN DELIVERED FROM THE STUFF! 982 01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:47,039 You've sent Thelma into shock ! Yourwife's lack of fortitude 983 01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:51,039 is no fault of this presentation. I dare say our hardy pioneer women 984 01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:55,119 would have shared a laugh at her expense. So what of Mae Coleman ? 985 01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:03,359 With Jack out of the picture, Mae was determined to rescue doomed Jimmy. 986 01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:08,519 But fate was about to intervene in a most dramatic fashion. 987 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:42,439 I see the Presidential motorcade turning onto Halpern Street. 988 01:29:44,120 --> 01:29:46,959 Mr. President. Ah, Mr. President! 989 01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:53,439 Mr. President,, I need to talk with you ! Step back, ma'am. 990 01:29:57,080 --> 01:30:00,959 It is a known scientific fact, that under the influence of marijuana, 991 01:30:01,080 --> 01:30:05,719 the user becomes insatiably violent. capable of staggering feats of strength. 992 01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:08,439 Unfortunately for Mae Coleman... 993 01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:13,039 she was no longer under the influence. 994 01:30:23,040 --> 01:30:26,399 I'm don't...so, terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me. 995 01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:30,359 Please, help me up. 996 01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:36,639 Mr. President! An innocent boy is about to be executed! Listen to me! 997 01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:44,959 Hold on boys! I, for one, would like to hear 998 01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:48,639 what the blood-spattered young lady has to say. 999 01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:02,999 James Fenimore Harper, 1000 01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:07,119 you have been convicted of the murder of Mary Lane 1001 01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:10,999 and sentenced to death by electrocution 1002 01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:15,479 in accordance with the laws of this great state. 1003 01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:19,479 Any last words? 1004 01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:23,159 Well put. Pull the switch. 1005 01:31:29,440 --> 01:31:32,119 Stop the execution ! 1006 01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:35,199 We have a Presidential Pardon ! 1007 01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:42,079 Mae, am I ever glad to see you ! ! And you too, Mr. President. 1008 01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:49,279 I knew you wouldn't let me die. I was hoping you wouldn't cut it so close. 1009 01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:52,919 I'm sorry kid. But now we're gonna be okay. 1010 01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:56,559 Jimmy, I've heard a lot about you. 1011 01:31:56,680 --> 01:32:01,719 and we've read all about you in school, Mr. President. 1012 01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:05,159 I promise never to touch the reefer again. 1013 01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:08,119 Oh, that's simply grand! 1014 01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:12,079 You know, a little orphan girl once told me 1015 01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:15,359 that the sun would come out tomorrow. 1016 01:32:15,480 --> 01:32:19,359 Her adopted father was a billionaire, so I suppressed the urge, 1017 01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:24,599 urge to laugh in her face, but now I think she might have been right ! 1018 01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:35,679 THE TRAGIC VICTIM OF DRUG ABUSE 1019 01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:39,919 HAS NOW BEEN SPARED FOR A HIGHER USE. 1020 01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:43,879 THEYWERE READY TO COOK MY GOOSE, 1021 01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:47,559 BUT GOD HAD OTHER PLANS! 1022 01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:50,119 He works in mysterious ways, Jimmy. 1023 01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:54,519 I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING INSIDE HAS STIRRED. 1024 01:32:54,920 --> 01:32:59,279 AT LONG, LONG LAST LET THE TRUTH BE HEARD. 1025 01:32:59,360 --> 01:33:02,839 GO FORTH JIMMY, AND SPREAD THE WORD. 1026 01:33:03,400 --> 01:33:07,319 FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA. YOU HAVE BEEN SET... 1027 01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:14,079 FREE, TO TELL... THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WISDOM WE HAVE LEARNED ! 1028 01:33:14,440 --> 01:33:17,959 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1029 01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:21,799 ALL ABOUT THE DEMON WEED. HOW IT GROWS FROM A DEMON SEED! Indeed! 1030 01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:25,759 THAT PUNGENT SMOKE WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN 'TIL YOU'RE INCURABLE INSANE. 1031 01:33:26,240 --> 01:33:28,919 TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 1032 01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:32,679 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1033 01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:36,279 WITH VOICES RAISED IN SONG, WE'RE BANISHING THE BONG! So long! 1034 01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:40,319 OUR CHILDREN TEETER ON THE BRINK. WE NEED TO TEACH THEM WHAT TO THINK. 1035 01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:44,599 TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 1036 01:33:45,880 --> 01:33:49,239 WE'VE GOT TO CAPTURE THE NATION'S EAR. 1037 01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:52,679 SPREAD THE WORD 'CROSS THE HEMISPHERE. 1038 01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:56,439 BUT THERE AREN'T THAT MANY PEOPLE HERE. 1039 01:33:56,920 --> 01:33:59,559 AND ONE OF US IS LAME ! 1040 01:34:00,160 --> 01:34:02,199 Not to wory, Jimmy! 1041 01:34:02,440 --> 01:34:05,399 WE'LL USE THE PAPERS OF MR. HEARST. 1042 01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:09,359 FLOOD THE AIRWAYS UNTIL THEY'VE BURST 1043 01:34:09,640 --> 01:34:12,959 WITH CATCHY SLOGANS WE'VE ALL REHEARSED. 1044 01:34:13,080 --> 01:34:16,759 AND ICONOGRAPHY! 1045 01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:19,999 IT'S UNCLE SAM... GEORGE WASHINGTON... 1046 01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:27,279 AND LADY LIBERTY! 1047 01:34:27,520 --> 01:34:31,159 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1048 01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:34,519 JUST WHO TO DEMONIIE. WHAT POLITICS TO DESPISE! 1049 01:34:35,040 --> 01:34:39,119 WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE FINGERPRINTS OF JAZZ MUSICIANS AND IMMIGRANTS. 1050 01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:41,959 TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 1051 01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:45,599 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1052 01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:49,159 THE ABC'S OF SPIN. AND TURNIN' YOUR NEIGHBORS IN. Or kin! 1053 01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:53,519 IT ALL COMES DOWN TO APPLE PIE! GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD NEVER LIE. 1054 01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:56,679 TRUST US TO TELL THEM, 1055 01:34:56,800 --> 01:35:00,359 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1056 01:35:00,720 --> 01:35:04,039 LET EVERY SIR AND MA'AM, OBBEY THEIR UNCLE SAM ! 1057 01:35:04,480 --> 01:35:08,199 THAT FAMOUS FINGER'S SET TO POINT. I WANT YOU TO DROP THAT JOINT ! 1058 01:35:08,880 --> 01:35:13,359 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1059 01:35:13,440 --> 01:35:17,159 GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, GIVE ME YOUR POOR. GIVE ME YOUR HUDDLED MASSES 1060 01:35:17,720 --> 01:35:23,039 YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE OF REEFER SMOKE! 1061 01:35:23,160 --> 01:35:27,879 FREEDOM! FREEDOM! 1062 01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:33,039 I LOVE YOU ROMEO! 1063 01:36:33,560 --> 01:36:35,879 PLEASE WAIT FOR ME, JULIET! 1064 01:36:37,600 --> 01:36:41,199 ONE DAY I'LL GET CANCER OR HIT BYA TRAIN ! 1065 01:36:42,200 --> 01:36:47,039 AND WE'LL BE REUNITED IN HEAVEN ! 1066 01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:34,119 IT'S TIME FOR PARENTS TO TAKE A STAND 1067 01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:37,879 FOR THE PRESERVATION OF THIS GREAT LAND. 1068 01:37:38,320 --> 01:37:41,759 'TIL THE THINGS THAT SCARE US ARE BURNED OR BANNED 1069 01:37:42,080 --> 01:37:44,999 OR SMASHED TO SMITHEREENS! 1070 01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:04,119 AND ONCE THE REEFER HAS BEEN DESTROYED 1071 01:38:04,480 --> 01:38:07,679 WE'LL START ON DARWIN AND SIGMUND FREUD 1072 01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:11,439 AND SEX DEPICTED ON CELLULOID 1073 01:38:11,760 --> 01:38:14,679 AND COMMUNISTS AND QUEENS! 1074 01:38:15,400 --> 01:38:19,199 WHEN DANGER'S NEAR, EXPLOIT THEIR FEAR. 1075 01:38:19,560 --> 01:38:26,839 THE END WILL JUSTIFY THE MEANS... 1076 01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:36,519 MEANS... 1077 01:38:36,680 --> 01:38:40,119 REEFER MADNESS! 84146

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