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This had better not be a stag film.
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What's in this movie?
- I wanted to watch it ahead of time.
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But he said it'd spoil the emotional impact.
A real show man, that one!
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You haven't seen it? You're the principal
We're showin' it in your school.
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What if he is some kind of huckster?
- Oh, no, no Mr. Mayor.
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This guy's on the up and up.
He works with some federal agency.
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Federal ? I guess it's okay, then.
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Exactly what I thought.
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Maree...
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Maree -jew -wanna.
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Maree -jew... jew ?
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Maree...
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Excuse me. Do you know how to say this ?
I don't speak Mexican.
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Good evening.
- Good evening.
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I want to thank you all for braving the weather
and coming out tonight
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Over the years
your Benjamin Harrison High School
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has hosted numerous functions,
Graduations, for example,
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Your annual Christmas pageants
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The Drama Club's recent and so I'm told,
highly lauded presentation
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of Green Grow the Lilacs.
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But no purpose this room has ever served
is more important
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than that which brings myself
and my able assistant Mr. Blumsack
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to your community tonight.
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I assume worthy parents like yourselves
have photos of your kids in your wallets.
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right ?
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Could you take them out and look at them ?
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Fine looking young lad.
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My, she's the spitting image,
isn't she?
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You all looking carefully? Good.
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For those pictured before you
could be the targets of a deadly assassin!
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An assassin of youth!
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A new drug menace, destroying our
children in alarmingly increasing numbers.
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Marijuana, is that drug !
A violent narcotic,
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An unspeakable scourge.
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The real public enemy number one.
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CREEPING LIKE A COMMUNIST,
IT'S KNOCKING AT OUR DOORS!
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TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN
INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORES!
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VORACIOUSLY DEVOURING
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THE WAY THINGS ARE TODAY
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SAVAGELY DEFLOWERING THAT GOOD OLD U.S.A.
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IT'S...
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REEFER MADNESS,
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REEFER MADNESS!
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REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS!
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OH SO MAD!
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SEE THE KIDS,
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PRECIOUS KIDS,
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YES, THEIR HEADS ARE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
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CAN'T IGNORE ANYMORE
IT COULD BE YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER,
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WITH A DEADLY STICK OF REEFER
IN THE HAND!
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HEADING STRAIGHT FOR...
- REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS!
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REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS!
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SAVE OUR KIDS!
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STEALTHY AS A SOCIALIST...
IT SLITHERS UP OUR SHORES.
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TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN
INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORES.
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THIS SMOKING BOWL OF EVIL,
THIS SMOKING BOWL OF EVIL
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IT BURROWS LIKE AWEEVIL
UNDER TENDER CHRISTIAN SKIN! YES!
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REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS.
REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS!
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OH SO MAD!
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PULL THE WOOL! FROM YOUR EYES!
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WE'RE IN NEED OF RIGHTEOUS SOLDIERS
FOR THIS MERRYWONDER
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HAS TO BE DESTROYED!
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FIGHT THE URGE OF THE SCOURGE,
DESTRUCTIVE BUT SEDUCTIVE!
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SO SOME DRASTIC MEASURES
HAVE TO BE DEPLOYED.
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PUT AN END TO...
REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS.
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REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS.
OH SO MAD!
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DEADLY AS THE DEMOCRATS,
THAT EMPTY OUT OUR STORES!
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TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO
HOOLIGANS AND WHORES!
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TEENAGERS ACROSS THE LAND,
ARE GLUED AND OVER-SEXED.
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IF YOU FAIL TO DRAW THE LINE,
YOU'RE BABIES WILL BE NEXT!
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REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS.
REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS.
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OH SO MAD!
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TELL YOUR CHILDREN! REEFER MADNESS.
FIGHT THE MENACE!REEFER MADNESS.
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KILL THE DEVIL! REEFER MADNESS.
SAVE THE COUNTRY! REEFER MADNESS.
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MADNESS, MADNESS, MADNESS, MADNESS,
REEFER'S MADE US CRAZY
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BARKING - MAD!
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Some of you may think I'm overreacting.
- I'll say! I think
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You've come to the wrong town, pal.
- That thing isn't a problem around here
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you don't know our kids!
You'd be surprised how often I hear that.
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What makes this particular drug
so dangerous, is that there are
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No forbidden needles
or snorting powders ?
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Children smoke a reefer stick!
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Thinking it to be an ordinay,
perfectly harmless cigarette.
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The kind we all enjoyed as teenagers.
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And before you can say
Jack Robinson, they are enslaved!
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But don't take myword for it,
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hear the shocking,
sordid facts, and judge for yourselves.
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The filmed presentation
you're about to witness,
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chronicles, The Harper affair.
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A true stoy,exhaustively documented
in the fine newspapers of
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Mr. William Randolph Hearst
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A true stoy, that took place
in a tow
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vey much like your own.
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Meet Jimmy Harper, a young lad
of some sixteen summers.
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Well mannered, hardworking,
an all around credit to the community.
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Right now, Jimmy's hurying to school,
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Hoping to run into a vey special
young lady, Mary Lane.
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Mary was a healthy young miss
of good American breeding stock.
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God fearing, civic minded and
vey much in love.
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Just a harmless old turtle. See?
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Off you go.
I thought it was a rat.
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Mary I cary your books?
Yes, Mary and Jimmywere destined,
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to share a love
that would last a lifetime.
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Tragically, it would be the brief
lifetime of a fruit fly.
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It's sweet of you to help me
study Romeo and Juliet.
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Without your help, come exam time,
I would've been on a trip for biscuits!
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Well it, it's my pleasure.
Ah, where would you like to start?
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Probably the Pru-low-gwee.
Pru-low-gwee.
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I think you mean prologue.
I got that confused with Mon-tay-gwee.
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That's not even a real word.
I looked it up in two dictionaries.
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Montague. It's Romeo's last name.
You are so smart.
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My mother says
you're a boy who's going places.
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you talk about me to your mother ?
I talk about you to eveybody!
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Forsooth, fair Juliet. Wouldst thou
likest yon hot chocolate?
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Wherever did you learn
to speak like that?
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It's fancy talk.
From Romeo and Juliet.
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'Cause, when a guy wants to, woo a girl,
he needs you know, the right language.
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Are you tying to woo me, Jimmy Harper ?
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I NEED WORDS TO TELL YOU
'BOUT MY POUNDING HEART:
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FOUR DOLLAR WORDS
THAT MAKE A GUY SOUND SMART.
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WELL I GUESS THAT'S WHY
THEY INVENTED SHAKESPEARE
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HIS ARTICULATIONS OF A LOVER'S
PALPITATIONS ARE SO KEEN.
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MY BOUNTY IS AS BOUNDLESS AS THE SEA!
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MY LOVE AS DEEP THE MORE I GIVE TO THEE.
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OH YOU SOUND SO DREAMY
WHEN YOU TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE!
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A BIG VOCABULARY SHOULD BE
CUSTOMARY WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE...
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LA LA LA LA LA LA YOU'RE A SNOWY DOVE.
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LA LA LA PRODIGIOUS BIRTH OF LOVE.
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LA LA LA HIP HOORAY FOR SHAKESPEARE!
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SURE AS I AM BREATHING,
YOU CAN MAKE
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ELIZABETHAN LANGUAGE FUN
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WE ARE JUST LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET.
WE'RE HAPPY, YOUNG,
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AND BUBBLING WITH LOVE.
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I CAN'T WAIT, TO READ THE ENDING!
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I CAN'T EITHER!
BUT I'M SURE, IT TURNS OUT REAL SWELL.
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I BET ROMEO, MARRIES HIS JULIET.
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AND THEY HAVE A BABY.
AND MAKES LOTS OF FRIENDS.
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THAT'S PROBABLY THE WAY THE PLAY ENDS.
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YOU DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES
HOW TO BURN REAL BRIGHT.
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HANGING LIKE A JEWEL UPON
THE CHEEK OF NIGHT.
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HARK WHAT LIGHT
THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS HERE?
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WILL BE FUTURE SPOUSES
PUT A PLAGUE ON BOTH OUR HOUSES
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IF WE'RE WRONG. SHAKESPEARE!
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The sad truth is,
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That if our schools spent
less time indoctrinating our children
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in the works of, Bill Shakespeare,
and focused instead on the work
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of a far superior author...
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things might have turned out differently.
And the delicate heart
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of young love
might not have been stabbed.
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Stabbed, and pinned, to the shameful
corkboard of, the reefer den!
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Come on, Mae! Get up off your duff!
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What time is it Jack?
Time to give this place a goin' over.
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It looks like the Marines have landed.
That bunch last night was high
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Party's over Sally.
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What a night.
I was in more laps than a napkin.
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Great, now the damn baby's awake.
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Hold your water!
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Momma's coming.
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Damn stairs.
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Look at all this weed!
Pastures of plenty!
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Keep your ham-hooks off my product!
Just checking for bugs!
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We need a better class of clientele.
he's old enough to know what he's doing.
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Not like those kids you bring up here.
Ah, stop squawking at me!
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You got more static than the radio.
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I'll press bricks over to the Five & Dime
Bring back a couple more kids.
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You got a problem with that?
Well maybe I do!
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You better tune me in
and get my signal right.
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Around here, I call the shots.
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Jack!
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Almost forgot.
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Can't get through the morning
without a little toot, can you?
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See you in the funny papers.
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I OUGHTA LEAVE HIM.
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BUT SOMETHING MAKES ME STAY.
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IT'S THE STUFF.
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I'D TRY TO KILL HIM,
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BUT MY GUY GIVES ME LOVE
AND THE STUFF.
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SOMETIMES HE'S ROUGH.
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HE THROWS ME DOWN THE STAIRS.
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BUT DEEP INSIDE HE CARES!
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HE BUYS ME LINGERIE.
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AND STUFF.
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I WAS A STUDENT.
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GOOD GRADES AND SO NAIVE.
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'TIL THE STUFF.
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A HANDSOME STRANGER,
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SOME EMPTY PROMISES,
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LOTSA STUFF.
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BUT I DON'T GET HOOKED.
I'M NOT ADDICTED, NO!
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I JUST ENJOY THE GLOW!
I LIKE TO HAVE MY FUN!
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NO HARM TO ANYONE.
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THOUGH THE FUN SOMETIMES ESCAPES ME,
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WHEN JACKS GETS STONED
AND RAPES ME!
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NOTHING NUMBS ME BETTER THAN...
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THE STUFF.
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THAN THE STUFF.
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In the latest issue of Scientific American,
the Federal Bureau of Narcotics tells us,
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that marijuana,
posses an addictive power beyond
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even that of heroin, or cocaine.
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Yes?
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Are you sure about your facts there ?
No, no. Shh. Shh.
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Why do you ask, mister...
Kochinski.
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my wife's cousin had himself
a problem with the heroin.
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And I'd done some readin', there's
nothin' more addictive than that stuff.
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Kochinski.
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Russian name.
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Isn't it?
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It's Polish. Actually, it's Polish.
Of course.
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I certainly applaud your brave,
unwillingness to believe something
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simply because it's printed in a magazine
with the word "American" in the title.
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You stand as a shining examplen
to your comrades.
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And the rest of us.
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My wife,
mighta mixed up the stoy.
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I think it was marijuana
that her cousin was hooked on.
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It's bad, it's bad stuff.
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Bad stuff indeed.
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Would that it had been, mere heroin.
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For ladies and gentlemen,
marijuana is an insidious master.
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Seeking slaves
not in the dark jungles of Africa
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But right here!
In each of our 48 states.
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AFTER SCHOOL HAS LET OUT,
WE JUST LIKE TO GET OUT TO THE PLACE
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WHERE JITTERBUGGIN'S ALWAYS IN STYLE.
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ATCHMO IS A-SINGIN', DORSEY IS A-SWINGIN'
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A SYNCOPATED WONDERLAND
THAT BRINGS ON A SMILE.
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COME AND STRETCH YOUR DANCE ABILITIES,
NOBODY IS FEELIN' ILL AT EASE.
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WHEN YOUR TOES ARE TAPPIN',ANYTHING CAN
HAPPEN, DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME.
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DANCING, DANCING...
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RAUMATAU THAT ALWAYS HAS YOU SASHAYIN'
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BUY YOUR GAL SOME JUJUBES.
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SHE'LL BE SWOONIN', SPOONIN,
DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME!
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IF YOU'RE FEELIN' GLOOMY,
GLIDE ON OVER TO ME.
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TRY THE FINEST CHERRY FIU
IN ALL OF THE LAND.
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MY AFTER SCHOOL OASIS,
GETS THE HOPELESS CASES,
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HOPPIN' AND A-BOPPIN'
TO THE 5 & DIME BAND!
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YOU CAN BUYYOURSELF A PACK OF SMOKES.
LAUGH AT ALL MY CORNY KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES.
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00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,839
GOTTA TAKE THE GANG OUT
TO THE LOCAL HANGOUT,
237
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WHERE BENNY GOODMAN IS KING!
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you're gonna give her your school ring?
And how.
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Mary Lane is one slinky piece of homework.
An E-flat Dillinger,
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a hop and a skip to Tasty Town.
I would like a bite outta that tomato!
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Hands off, Mickey!
I'm hep.
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HERE GOES NOTHIN'.
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DANCIN', DANCIN'.
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THEN ENJOY SOME FUNNY BOOKS!
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00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,559
WE GET FRISKY, RISKY.
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COOL OFF WITH A MALTED MILK!
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WE'RE ALL BUMPIN', COME JUMP IN.
DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME.
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00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:45,999
Mray! I got something to ask you.
Did you heard the announcement today?
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President Roosevelt is coming to town.
my pop says he's a labor-appeasing,
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Supreme Court packing Bolshevik?
I don't know about all that boy stuff.
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but there's gonna be a big dance contest
in his honor!
252
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And I want you to be my partner.
Dance contest? Geez! I don't know.
253
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What's to know?
I've been working on our routine.
254
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Feast your peepers on this!
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00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,679
FEEL THE CRAZY RHYTHM IN YOUR FEET,
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BLUING BRIGHT AS NEON,
MAYBE WE COULD BE ON
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MAJOR BOWES' AMATEUR HOUR!
258
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,439
What's the wait, Nate?
I got two left feet
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If Mary sees me dancin'
I'll lose her.
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Mickey!
I'm hep!
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00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:40,239
I have to change into my coveralls
for 4-H club tonight. see you there!
262
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:47,679
Hey kid! I'm Jack.
I'm Jimmy. Pleased to meet you.
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SOMETIMES MEN WOULD COME TO CALL
WHO STANK OF SIN AND BARBASOL.
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THEY'D ASK KIDS IF THEY FELT AT ALL
LIKE HAVING THEMSELVES A FEW KICKS.
265
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,719
Jimmy, as in Jimmy Cagney?
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Don't I wish.
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00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,439
Girl trouble ? I gotjust the cure.
268
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:13,039
What sayyou and I blow this Popsicle stand
and find ourselves a real party?
269
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:17,039
that's amully nice Mr. Jack
but I'm meeting my girlfriend at 4-H club
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Come on, we'll have some laughs.
Half hour, tops.
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Gee. I don't know.
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Suite yourself.
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you're not the hep cat I took you for
Cool.
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Wow! You sure shake a wicked calf!
275
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:20,439
Can you teach me how to dance like that ?
Time I get through, you'll make
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Fred Astaire look like Barney Google.
if you're sure it'll only be a half hour.
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Kid, that's a promise from me to you.
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DANCIN', DANCIN'.
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CHARLESTON 'TIL YOUR TOOTSIES ACHE.
WE'LL BE GRINNIN', SPINNIN'
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ROMPIN' TO THE SAVOY STOMP.
WE'RE RUG-CUTTIN', STRUTTIN'
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WE'RE RUG-CUTTIN', STRUTTIN'
HERE DOWN AT THE OL' FIVE AND DIME!
282
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,199
Do your children enjoy, jazz music?
283
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,359
For I am here to tell you that,
Cab Calloway, Dizzy Gillespie,
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Duke Ellington and the whole
weed blowing, ginger colored lot,
285
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:08,879
merely masquerading as musicians
and are in fact agents of evil.
286
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,639
Reefer slows down the smoker's
sense of time. Allowing him
287
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,239
to squeeze in unnecessay "grace notes,"
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00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,719
giving this voodoo music the power...
To hypnotize white women into
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indulging in
acts of unspeakable degradation.
290
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:31,599
You will find this profane music,
whereveryou find marijuana.
291
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:36,319
Hear that? It's the national anthem
of Sodom and Gomorrah.
292
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Faster, Sally, faster!
293
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,559
Put it in me!
294
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,199
Faster, Sally! Faster! Faster!
295
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,959
Ah!
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00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,119
Oh!
297
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,639
Man, I'm starving.
We got any eats?
298
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:37,039
Eveybody take it on the heel!
Get the lead outta your shorts!
299
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,599
Damn cowbell!
300
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,279
Damn baby
301
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,159
Damn stuff!
302
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,479
Come on in kid. Make yourself cozy.
303
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,879
Who's that?
Ralph. Used to be a college boy.
304
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,879
Mae, this is Jimmy Harper.
He's o-kay.
305
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,239
Oh Jack, this kid can't be more than 15.
Oh, 16, madam.
306
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:28,359
The name's Mae. And a madam
runs a different kind of house.
307
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,399
Shut up!
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00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,279
Good baby.
309
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,199
Say,
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00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,199
Say, who's the new fish?
Oh.
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00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,439
I'm J_immy.
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00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:08,159
Sally, why don't you and J_immy,
get better acquainted.
313
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,159
Give him the usual.
If I can't turn him on,
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00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,599
he ain't got switches.
315
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,599
How tall are you anyway?
five feet nine inches.
316
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,759
Let's forget the five feet
and concentrate on the nine inches.
317
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,559
Whoopsie!
318
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,439
No harm done. Hero.
319
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:02,039
I want that Jimmy kid outta here.
He's too young. I got hooked at that age
320
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,519
and I'm not doin' it to anybody else.
Do I have water in my ear
321
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:10,439
or are you giving me guff?
This is my house! And I say he goes!
322
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,079
Is evemhing okay?
Just fell. That's all.
323
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,879
let me light your cigarette for you
324
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,679
This isn't a cigarette.
It's a real smoke.
325
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,799
Reefer. Let's share it.
326
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,999
Oh, no I shouldn't.
327
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,479
it's been great
meetin' you folks but
328
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:02,439
I oughta head over to 4-H club.
I'm teaching how to make a potato clock.
329
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,159
I didn't think you were such a moldy fig.
330
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,119
Or maybe, you're scared.
331
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,359
I'm not either!
332
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,759
Prove it!
333
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:18,479
COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY,
SUCK IT DOWN FOR SALLY.
334
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,679
COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY.
335
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:25,199
Thank you Sally but I honestly
don't think it's such a good idea.
336
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:31,399
COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY
SUCK IT DOWN FOR SALLY.
337
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,959
I gotta get outta here.
You got me all confused..
338
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:42,519
TAKE A TOKE OF TEA-STICK,
TAKE A TOKE OF TEA-STICK,
339
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:48,159
SMOKE IT YOU MAY CHOKE AT FIRST
BUT THEN THE WORST IS OVER.
340
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:53,559
DON'T BE A CHICKEN,
DON'T BE A CHICKEN,
341
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,279
DON'T JIMMY, DON'T DO IT!
342
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:06,279
DON'T CHA BE A FOOL!
DON'T JIMMY, DON'T DO IT!
343
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,439
SMOKE THE MARIJUANA
344
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,559
SAIL THE SEA OF SIN
345
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,879
REACH A HOT NIRVANA,
346
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,599
TREMBLE FROM WITHIN.
347
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,479
SERVE YOUR APPETITE.
348
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,959
PLAN TO STAY THE NIGHT.
349
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:35,679
I AM STANDING AT TEMPTATION'S DOORS.
350
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:43,439
I HAVE NEVER, FELT THIS WAY BEFORE.
351
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,959
JOIN THE WONDER DANCE.
352
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,799
LOSE THE UNDERPANTS!
353
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:57,559
SOMEONE SAVE ME,
THERE'S NO PLACE TO HIDE.
354
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:05,039
FROM THIS SALACIOUS MAGIC CARPET RIDE!
355
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,359
OPEN UP YOUR MIND! LET YOUR BODY SOAR!
356
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,839
ARMS AND LEGS ENTWINED
CRY, MORE, MORE, MORE!
357
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,519
IF AYEAR GOES BY, IT MIGHT SEEM A DAY.
358
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,039
IF A DAY GOES BY, IT COULD TAKE AYEAR!
359
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:27,039
SPACE RECEDES AT BLINDING SPEED,
YOUR LUST IS ON THE RISE!
360
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:48,319
Moloch!
361
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,519
TENDER VIRGIN.
362
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,759
FRESH AS MORNING DEW.
363
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:16,279
I'VE BEEN EAGERLY EXPECTING YOU.
364
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,759
LIVE THE GREATER LIFE!
365
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:26,359
LIVE THE SATYR LIFE!
366
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,919
EROS BECKONS,
367
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,719
FEEL THE NEED INCREASE.
368
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,159
EVERY FIBER BURNS
369
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,479
FOR SWEET RELEASE.
370
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,599
LIVE A LITTLE DREAM,
LEAVE A LITTLE MESS.
371
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,359
EVERYBODY SCREAM
YES, YES, YES!
372
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:58,279
CAN'T YOU FEEL THE FLUSH
OF PULSING PAGAN FIRE?
373
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,839
COME AND FEEL THE RUSH!
FLY HIGHER AND HIGHER!
374
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,199
DANCING NAKED AS THE SINFUL ADAM...
VOODOO JUNGLE DRUM!
375
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,479
COUPLED WITH AWICKED MADAM
'TIL THE MORNING COMES!
376
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,279
WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR BUSINESS
IN THIS CARNAL CARNIVALE.
377
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,999
TAKE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE BACCHANAL.
378
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:23,959
SO COME ON JIMMY, COME ON,
GIMME REEFER LOVE!
379
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:03,119
SMOKE THE MARIJUANA,
380
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,999
SAIL THE SEA OF SIN.
381
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:13,679
REACH A HOT NIRVANA, TREMBLE FROM WITHIN!
382
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,039
WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR BUSINESS
IN THIS CARNAL CARNIVALE.
383
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,879
TAKE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE BACCHANAL!
384
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,879
SO COME ON JIMMY, COME ON,
GIMME REEFER LOVE!
385
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:30,479
GIMME REEFER LOVE!
386
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,479
Knock, knock!
387
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,439
there for art thou Romeo!
388
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:51,319
I've been looking foryou everywhere
Well I haven't been everywhere!
389
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,599
Well, what a thing to say!
390
00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:00,279
I was wondering ifwe could practice
our steps for the presidential dance ?
391
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:04,279
It's only a few days away,
and with you being so mysteriously busy
392
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,759
I wanted to make sure
we could get in enough rehearsal.
393
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,359
Jimmy, is something wrong?
Why?
394
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,479
Should something be wrong?
395
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,679
Stop hounding me!
Stop hounding me!
396
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,919
I didn't think I was.
397
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,839
Oh.
398
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:32,559
It's me, isn't it?
You don't love me anymore
399
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:36,039
You haven't even tried to kiss me
in almost a week!
400
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,199
A kiss? Is that what you want?
401
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,999
Let me show you a few new moves...
402
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:55,119
That was your tongue!
Jimmy Harper! What's come over you?
403
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,919
Mercifully, Mary had no idea
what had come over Jimmy.
404
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,879
But she feared the worst.
405
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,599
THE SERMON TODAYWAS REALLY EXCITING.
406
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,759
YAHWEH WAS MAD
AND DID PLENTY OF SMITING.
407
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,439
WITH LOCUSTS AND PLAGUES
AND LITTLE GREEN FROGGIES.
408
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,239
ALL THAT AND MORE
THUNDERED DOWN FROM THE SKY.
409
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,759
I REACHED FOR YOUR HAND LIKE I ALWAYS DO.
410
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,039
BUT BESIDE ME WAS JUST...
411
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:46,959
AN EMPTYWOODEN PEW.
412
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:52,159
THERE'S HYMNALS AND A ROSARY
413
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:56,799
BUT THEY DON'T KEEP ME COMPANY.
414
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:01,679
THE WAFERS NOW DON'T TASTE SO GREAT.
415
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,959
THEY WON'T TRANSUBSTANTIATE.
416
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:12,119
WITHOUT YOU NEAR,
417
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,439
THE GOSPEL CHOIR SOUNDS ASKEW.
418
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:16,239
JIMMY COME BACK
419
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:24,999
AND FILL MY LONELY PEW.
420
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:30,679
A GLOOMY CHURCH THAT YOU'RE NOT IN.
421
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,439
CAN LEAD A GIRL TO MORTAL SIN.
422
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:40,159
A LADYASKED
"IS THIS SEm TAKEN ?"
423
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,719
I LIED, I GUESS
424
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,159
I TOLD HER "YES."
425
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:54,119
I PRAYA HOLY SHINING STAR
SHINING TWINKLING STAR.
426
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:58,799
WILL LEAD YOU HOME FROM WHERE YOU ARE.
WHERE OH WHERE YOU ARE.
427
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,919
IN A FOG OR LOST AT SEA?
428
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:07,439
OR COULD IT BE YOU'RE TIRED OF ME?
429
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:15,359
IT'S A LINE OF THOUGHT
I'D RATHER NOT PURSUE.
430
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,199
RATHER NOT PURSUE.
431
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,119
JIMMY, COME BACK
432
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:28,239
AND FILL MY LONELY
433
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:37,919
PEW.
434
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,399
I got the window open...
Give me a boost!
435
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:09,559
How much you think is in there ? Jack
don't get his green, we don't get ours!
436
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,159
Cool your jets! Hear that?
437
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:16,119
We got more scratch
than a sandpaper factoy.
438
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:19,079
That's good. That's good!
439
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,679
Frankincense. Wow!
440
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,359
Reefer...madness.
441
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,999
madness.
442
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,319
Welcome to Club Celestial.
443
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,519
I am your host, Joan of Arc.
444
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,999
No Christian martyr works it harder.
445
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:35,519
The many voices in my head tell me we have
a special guest in the house tonight!
446
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,999
James Fenimore Harper!
447
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,919
Tonight, Jimmy will be taught
the error of his ways.
448
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,919
By the brightest star in our
Heavenly Firmament
449
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,279
the Lord of Hosts,
The Stranger from the Manger...
450
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,999
the hardest working man
in the afterlife!
451
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,279
Give it up, for Jesus!
452
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:27,679
Jesus, I got a great high cookin' here.
Don't bring me down.
453
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,359
On the contrary Jimmy.
I'm here to bring you up. With dope.
454
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,839
Oh, not your brand of dope,
but the straight dope.
455
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:40,199
You think those reefer fiends are cool?
I don't think you realize
456
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,759
how cool God can be.
457
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,959
I FLOATED DOWN FROM HEAVEN,
WHEN I HEARD A LAMB HAD STRAYED.
458
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,759
LOOK AT YOU HERE,
YOUR BRAIN HAS TURNED TO MARMALADE.
459
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:56,159
I'M HERE TO HELP YOU JIMMY,
AND RETURN YOU TO THE FOLD.
460
00:44:56,720 --> 00:45:00,319
TRY FILLING YOUR LUNGS WITH GOD,
AND NOT JAMAICAN GOLD.
461
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,759
SATAN'S BOLD. LOVES TO LIE.
462
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,959
DON'T REPLY.
463
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:11,999
DO YOU WANNA MAKE THE ANGELS CRY?
464
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,639
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
465
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:17,719
JUST SAY "NO" TO THE MARIJUANA.
466
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,799
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
467
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,399
THIS COMES STRAIGHT FROM THE MADONNA.
468
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,319
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
469
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,919
I'M THE FACE
ON THE SHROUD OF TURIN.
470
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,439
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
471
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,919
DO I NEED TO TEST YOUR URINE?
472
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:34,479
SAY _N...
473
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,279
WENT AND CONNED YA.
474
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,879
MUSTN'T TOUCH HIS EVIL GANJA.
475
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,439
JIMMY,
476
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:48,439
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD.
477
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:49,999
DONA EIS REQUIEM !
478
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,759
REQUIEM
479
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:59,279
CANNABIS
480
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:03,439
YOU'LL BURN IN HELL!
481
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,039
I'VE CURED A LOT OF LEPERS
AND I'VE RISEN FROM THE DEAD. Howya doin'?
482
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,359
IS THAT WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE
TO GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD ? You can touch.
483
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:16,119
IF YOU INSIST ON SMOKING,
TO INDULGE THOSE TEENAGE KICKS,
484
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,159
YOU'LL BE FLOATING NAKED IN THE RIVER STYX.
485
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,679
SULFUR POOLS.
486
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,639
TORTURE TOOLS.
487
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:31,519
SEPARATION FROM YOUR FAMILY JEWELS!
488
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,639
RAMA LAMA
THEY'RE GONNA CUT YOUR DING DONG !
489
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,239
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
490
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,839
GOTTA GIVE IT UP FOR LENT, BOY!
491
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,519
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY !
492
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,079
OR WIND UP AS SATAN'S RENT-BOY!
493
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,759
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
494
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,279
DON'T LET REEFER KICK YOUR KEISTER !
495
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,199
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
496
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,639
I'M THE POSTER-BOY FOR EASTER.
497
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:56,479
JIMMY, LET ME SEE YA KICK THE SIN
498
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:01,679
AND SINSEMILLA
499
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,559
JIMMY, GO, GO, GO.
500
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,839
GOTTA KICK IT, JIMMY.
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD.
501
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:11,519
FOR THE LORD GOD OMNIPOTENT HATETH
502
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,999
MARIJUANA! MARIJUANA!
503
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,119
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
504
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:18,319
THOU SHALT HEED THIS HOLY OMEN.
505
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,399
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
506
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,679
STOP INDULGING LIKE A ROMAN.
507
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,599
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
508
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,839
ALL THE CHERUBIM SAYYOU GOTTA.
509
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,879
YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
510
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,439
TRUST THE MAN WITH THE STIGMATA.
511
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:37,679
JIMMY, DON'T YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD!
512
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:41,679
ON GOD!
513
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,999
You rock Jesus!
514
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,959
Jimmy.
515
00:47:55,960 --> 00:48:00,359
Take a hit of God instead.
You think you can, handle the high?
516
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,159
I got a new God now!
517
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:32,639
Hey, that's my Mary Jane!
Think so ? You don't own the Mary Jane.
518
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:37,799
Mary Jane owns you. Listen up kid
Get out now and don't look back!
519
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,559
It's too late for us,
but you, you're young.
520
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,679
You still got a chance.
Why do you gotta steak on your eye?
521
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:50,079
Just fell, that's all.
I'm serious Jimmy.
522
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:55,039
It's dangerous here.
I got me a taste for danger!
523
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,679
No!
524
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,359
Back off! You're heaped to the gills.
525
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,719
And you, zip it! You'll wake Sally's baby.
526
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,439
That's okay, Mae. Don't wory about it.
Sally.
527
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,879
I haven't heard your baby cying tonight?
528
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,079
Um!
529
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,319
I don't know.
530
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:29,999
It is a matter of public record,
that the addict will sell anything,
531
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:35,879
anything at all, to obtain
the decadent rush, of that next fix.
532
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,519
You'll take good care of him, right?
I mean, it's not true what they say
533
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,959
about you people eating babies, is it?
534
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,119
Care to stay for, dinner?
535
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,959
You didn't really sell your baby
for reefer money, did ya?
536
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,839
It's okay.
I got another one on the way. Light?
537
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,399
that kindajoke, that ain't...
538
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,999
So where'd you get this Packard ?
I boosted it. From my girlfriend.
539
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,959
Girlfriend ? You expect me to believe
some little bobbysoxer's got
540
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,999
what it takes to chop your suey?
I'm steamed up like a pant's presser!
541
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:33,519
That's the idea baby. Tonight you and me
are gonna break out like the measles!
542
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:38,199
Sally! Sally!
keep your eyes on the road, Sally!
543
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,279
Serves him right
544
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,879
Hey mister! Ah, are you okay ?
we didn't see you there.
545
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,119
I think
546
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,679
he's dead.
547
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:09,199
I was never here.
548
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,879
Okay.
549
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,159
Damn lamp-post.
550
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,359
I'm so sory.
551
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,039
I'm so, sory.
552
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,879
THERE'S BLOOD ON MY HANDS
AND MUD ON MY NAME.
553
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,959
MY ID THREW A PARTY
AND EVERYONE CAME.
554
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,759
MY INNOCENCE RAVISHED,
MY VIRTUE DEVOURED.
555
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,879
I CAN'T COUNT THE STRANGERS
WITH WHOM I HAVE SHOWERED.
556
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:49,039
I'VE TAKEN A LIFE,
557
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:52,599
BEEN STRIPPED TO MY ESSENCE.
558
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:58,199
AND TO THINK ALL I WANTED
WAS SWING DANCE LESSONS.
559
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,679
Police! Freeze!
560
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:17,679
Police looks for a late model Packard,
left the scene of a hit and run homicide!
561
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,679
Mae was right about the Mary Jane.
It owns me.
562
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,999
MARYJANE, OH MARYJANE.
563
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,759
YOU CRUMPLED ME LIKE CELLOPHANE.
564
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,559
YOU STIR ME UP LIKE BEEF CHOW MEIN.
565
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,799
YOU WRECK ME MARYJANE.
566
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,279
MARYJANE, OH MARYJANE.
567
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,119
YOU'VE CONQUERED ME LIKE CHARLEMAGNE.
568
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,919
PLEASURE INTERTWINED WITH PAIN.
569
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,719
YOU WRECK ME, MARYJANE.
570
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:58,279
YOUR TOXIC KISSES
MAKE MY HEART RACE,
571
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,359
FASTER THAN A CHEETAH.
572
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:05,519
I'VE BEEN STAPLED AND SPINDLED.
MYWILLPOWER'S DWINDLED.
573
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,679
YOU MELT RESISTANCE DOWN LIKE HOT VELVEETA.
574
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:14,879
MARYJANE, OH MARYJANE.
575
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,599
YOU FLUSHED MY FUTURE DOWN THE DRAIN.
576
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,359
YOU SMEARED ME LIKE A KETCHUP STAIN.
577
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:24,679
BUT I NEED YOU...
578
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,319
I LOVE YOU...
579
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,759
I'M LOVED BY MARY...LANE.
580
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:45,679
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY,
LOVED BY MARY LANE!
581
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,439
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY...
582
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,999
LOVED BY MARY LANE!
583
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,319
There's only room for one Mary
in my life. Mary Lane.
584
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,559
with an "L" - for love!
I love Mary Lane!
585
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:09,039
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY,
LOVED BY MARY LANE!
586
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:13,879
Jimmy! What are you doing here in the
middle of the night? It's almost 9 pm.
587
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,319
MARY LANE, OH MARY LANE.
588
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,719
TWO WORDS THAT FALL LIKE GENTLE RAIN.
589
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,759
YOU TOUCH MY HAND
AND KILL MY PAIN.
590
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,719
I LOVE YOU, MARY LANE.
591
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,279
Jimmy, I'm in my nightgown!
592
00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:33,559
YOU FLOOD MYWORLD WITH ALL THE COLORS,
593
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,559
OF THE SUNDAY FUNNIES.
594
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,679
THE INNOCENT SPLENDOR
OF KISSES SO TENDER.
595
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,959
SOFTER THAN A PILLOW STUFFED WITH BUNNIES!
596
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:50,479
I don't knowwhat you're talking about,
but I like the sound of it!
597
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,959
MARY LANE, OH MARY LANE.
598
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:00,719
WILL HELP YOU SING A NEW REFRAIN.
599
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:04,239
WITH YOU BESIDE WE'LL START AGAIN.
600
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,359
JUST ME AND MARY.
601
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,319
YOU AND MARY.
602
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:12,279
ME AND MARY LANE.
603
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:19,999
WHEN LIFE BECOMES A ROLLER COASTER
AND I CAN'T KEEP MY FOOTING.
604
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,879
I'LL LOVE YOU COMPLETELY.
AND STEADY ME SWEETLY!
605
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,439
AS SWEET AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE,
DIPPED IN PUDDING.
606
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:31,559
SWEET AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE PUDDING!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
607
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,839
MARY LANE!
OH MARY LANE !
608
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,679
OUR HEARTS POUND LIKE A DIESEL TRAIN.
609
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,599
THE WORLD MAY CRUMBLE,
WE'LL REMAIN.
610
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,879
JUST ME AND MARY..
611
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,679
YOU AND MARY.
612
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:52,399
I'M LOVED BY MARY!
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY,
613
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,599
LOVED BY MARY LANE!
614
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,839
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY...
615
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:03,599
LOVED BY MARY LANE!
616
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:11,039
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY...
617
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,199
LOVED BY MARY.
Mary!
618
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,559
LOVE MARY MAGDALENA LANE.
619
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,999
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY.
620
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:26,439
LOVED BY MARY LANE.
621
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:34,319
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY,
LOVED BY MARY LANE.
622
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:38,639
YES I LOVE YOU.
623
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,559
GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO LOVE ME!
624
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:49,199
OH! I LOVE YOU JIMMYYEAH!
625
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:04,239
WE'LL SING TO THE RAFTERS
OF HAPPILYAFTERS.
626
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:05,759
I LOVE YOU.
627
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:07,839
YOU'RE LOVED BY...
628
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:14,599
MARY LANE.
629
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:23,319
Who can name for me the one all abiding,
all powerful force, in the world ?
630
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,479
Principal Short?
631
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:35,279
What is the human condition
so powerful, it can stave off
632
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:39,959
all that is black and evil,
in these confusing times?
633
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,399
Love?
634
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,159
In a time, in which our children
635
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:58,639
are subjected to a daily diet of depravity
in their film and popular music?
636
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,679
In a time, in which
the entire world
637
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,559
is aligned against
the American way of life?
638
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:11,559
A time when our economy
is in a state of total collapse and a
639
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:15,519
reckless lunatic sits in the White House,
I am relieved to hear
640
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,519
our fatuous friend is so confident
641
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,759
that love will cary the day.
642
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:31,279
The correct answer is
of course, vigilance.
643
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:35,999
Sirens!
644
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:39,999
There's somethin' I want to give you
and I may not get another chance.
645
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,959
Oh Jimmy! Your school ring ?
646
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,919
Is your finger swollen?
Are you putting on weight?
647
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,439
Maybe. I seem to be hungy all the time.
648
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,559
A moment on the lips, forever on the hips!
649
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,039
Wait!
650
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:59,039
What do you mean not get another chance ?
I have to run away. Far away!
651
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:03,479
Well then I'm coming with you!
You have no idea what I've done. -
652
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:07,119
It doesn't matter.
I'm wearing your school ring now...
653
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:11,719
as soon as you get it offyour finger!
And if Romeo has to run away,
654
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:16,279
then so does Juliet!
Okay. Pack a bag. I'll wait.
655
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,319
I believe in you Jimmy Harper!
656
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:24,279
Even if you do have pudgy fingers.
657
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,199
Goodbye, Mary.
658
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,159
You deserve better.
659
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,199
Hey kid.
660
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:42,279
How's tricks?
How'd you find me?
661
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,919
It's all over the radio.
662
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:51,879
Cops are looking foryou and the Packard.
I drove 'round 'til I found it.
663
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:57,159
I can't have you tellin' the cops
where you get your stager-leaf.
664
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:01,879
So what say we head back to Mae's,
where it's safe and cozy.
665
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,439
This'll calm you down for the ride.
You're talkin' on a dead phone.
666
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:09,959
I'm through with reefer,
and I'm through with you.
667
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,959
And don't pull any dirty tricks,
'cause it won't work.
668
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,959
I see.
669
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:20,119
then there's only one thing left to do:
670
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,879
You like brownies ?
Baked 'em myself.
671
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:31,719
Well I am kinda hungy.
672
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:37,799
Thank you.
673
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,599
THIS BROWNIE, IS YUMMY.
674
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,039
IT'S THE GREATEST BROWNIE KNOWN TO MAN.
675
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,239
IT'S CHEWY, IT'S NUTTY.
676
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:56,279
THIS BROWNIE'S REALLY GOOD! !
677
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:59,359
DON'T OFFER ME A MACAROON,
678
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,199
MY BROWNIE SUITS ME FINE.
679
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,399
THERE'S FROSTING ON THE TOP
AND BEST OF ALL IT'S MINE!
680
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:10,599
EAT THE BROWNIE, EAT THE BROWNIE!
EAT THE BROWNIE, EAT THE BROWNIE!
681
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,119
LET'S GO HOME.
OKAY!
682
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,839
I SHIMMER, ELECTRIC.
683
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:18,479
I'M A ONE-MAN MARCHING BROWNIE BAND.
684
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:24,439
I LOVE IT, MY BROWNIE.
AND MY BROWNIE LOVES ME TOO!
685
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:27,119
IT'S SMOOTH, SWEET, IT'S CHOCOLADGE-Y!
686
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,759
IT FORMS A PERFECT SQUARE.
687
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,359
AND THE BESTEST PART OF ALL IS
688
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:35,639
I DON'T HAVE TO SHARE!
DOESN'T HAVE TO SHARE.
689
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:40,279
AND THE BESTEST PART OF ALL IS
I DON'T HAVE TO CARE!
690
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:45,439
EAT THE BROWNIE!
EAT THE BROWNIE!
691
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,799
YEAH!
692
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,199
Come on, kid. Get in the car.
Where we goin' Jack?
693
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,679
Back where you belong.
You're one of us now. That's nice.
694
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,759
Jimmy!
695
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,319
Wait!
696
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:10,719
Careful Jimmy, not too fast!
697
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,999
This weed, is a triple scream !
698
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:18,239
I need more, I tell ya, more!
I'm always happy to oblige a customer.
699
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:25,439
Make that a paying customer.
I'm busted flat, Jack.
700
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,559
you bled me dy!
701
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:31,759
Oh, not quite!
It doesn't come off
702
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:36,319
I was saving that ring for May.
703
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,359
Where else you gonna get your fix ?
704
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,359
From the coloreds down the Jazz Quarter?
705
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:47,279
Those chow-chows over at Madame Ling's ?
They'd bounce you like a lead dime.
706
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,439
Real gold.
707
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,279
Smoke up pipsqueak.
708
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:02,039
This'll get you through the weekend.
See ya in the funny papers.
709
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,439
He can be a really a nice guy.
710
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:37,399
What have you gotten yourself into, Jimmy ?
711
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:54,119
Oh yeah! Hotcha!
712
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:11,399
Hey diddle diddle, a cat for my fiddle.
713
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,999
One moment, please.
714
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,239
I need the room!
715
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:22,359
You mind takin' it upstairs ?
716
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,799
Don't mind takin' it an_here.
717
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,319
Hey there. I'm Ralph.
718
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:49,759
Hello, my name's Mary Lane. I followed
my boyfrriend here. Jimmy Harper.
719
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:52,079
Have you seen him?
720
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:57,599
Um, well hejust stepped out. To pick up
some Bibles for our prayer breakfast.
721
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:00,239
That's my Jimmy.
722
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,759
Say, is this a fraternity sweater ?
723
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:07,519
Is Jimmy hanging out with college boys ?
Why yes.
724
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,359
Yes, he is.
725
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:14,359
We at Phi Beta Cannabis, were so taken
with Jimmy that, we decided
726
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:18,879
to pledge him. Early.
While he's still in high school.
727
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:22,239
Avoid the rush.
Well that's the bees' knees!
728
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:25,719
Wait 'til Susie Maybery hears about this!
Let's celebrate
729
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:28,759
with a smoke.
Hold on!
730
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:33,199
This isn't that "reefer" I've read about ?
731
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,399
Of course not.
732
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:38,079
This is a special cigarette.
733
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,159
All the rage with the college girls.
734
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,999
In Paris.
735
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,679
Paris?
Oh, yes.
736
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:53,879
Well, if I'm going to be dating
a fraternity man.
737
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,639
LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE,
738
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,999
WITH HER HEM CUT SO LOW.
739
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:09,119
LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE,
740
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,999
WITH HER DUCKS IN A ROW.
741
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:13,799
It burns my lungs.
742
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,599
LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE,
743
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:20,719
NEEDS A CHANGE IN HER LIFE.
744
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,879
LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE,
745
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:28,079
NEEDS A MAN.
746
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:29,839
Oh!
747
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,919
NOW COME ON, MARY SUNSHINE.
748
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,679
IT'S TIME THAT YOU LEARNED TO BE BAD.
749
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:41,959
YOU MAKE A CHARMING ARMFUL,
750
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:45,799
SO SNUGGLE UP, MY BUTTER CUP,
'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN HAD.
751
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,439
Oh Ralph, I think you tricked me.
752
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:53,439
NOW, SMOKE IT, MARY SUNSHINE.
753
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:57,039
DISSOLVE IN THE SWEET BURNING GLOW.
754
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:01,039
COME LOSE YOURSELF IN PLEASURE,
755
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:05,199
WHEN THE BAMBALACHA'S GOTCHA,
YOU'LL FORGET THE WORD "NO"!
756
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,799
Oh, I can't. What about, Jimmy ?
757
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:12,439
JIMMY'S A RUBE,
PROVINCIAL AND DULL.
758
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:16,079
DON'T BE TRICKED,
HE'S STRICTLY QUADRILATERAL.
759
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:19,519
JIMMY'S A BOY,
I'M READY FOR MEN.
760
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:22,239
LET'S GO UP AND DOWN
AND UP AND DOWN AND...
761
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,319
DOWN AGAIN.
762
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,599
May Sunshine, you are ultra, ultra!
763
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,759
I FEEL A LITTLE NAUGHTY.
764
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,599
BABY, I'LL HELP YOU RELAX.
765
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:38,319
I'LL TIE YOU UP WITH PHONE CORD,
766
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:42,119
WE'LL PLAY WITH THE WHIPS
AND NIPPLE CLIPS AND CANDLE WAX!
767
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:45,679
NOW HOLD ON, MARY SUNSHINE.
768
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:48,319
LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY.
769
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,959
JUST CALL ME MARY "WANNA"
770
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:56,719
AND MARY'S GOT SOME SCARY
LITTLE GAMES TO PLAY !
771
01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:00,439
I'LL LATHER YOU UP.
AND GIVE YOU A SHAVE !
772
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:04,039
A PADDLING WHILE STRADDLING
MY LITTLE SLAVE!
773
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,239
DOWN ON YOUR KNEES.
774
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:11,519
IT'S POINTLESS TO FIGHT. SAVE YOUR
STRENGTH IT'S GONNA BE A LENGTHY NIGHT.
775
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:15,919
HELP! THIS CRAZY TOMATO'S RAPIN' ME!
776
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:21,359
GOODBYE TO MARY SUNSHINE.
777
01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:24,519
REEFER HAS BLOWN OUT HER MIND.
778
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:31,039
SHE'S NOWA HOT HAY HUSSY.
779
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:35,719
DON'T YOU RUN, I'M NOT DONE !
CAN'T YOU TELL, WE'VE JUST BEGUN !
780
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:37,839
WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN?
781
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,519
MARY.
782
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:45,199
MARY SUNSHINE.
783
01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:54,599
BURNS FOR, YEARNS FOR DIRTY LOVE!
784
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,439
Shut up bitch!
785
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:08,479
I'm not buying any of this.
786
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:12,159
You ask me, this guy's getting his jolly
showing us blue movies.
787
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:16,479
I'm sory, Mr. Kochinski, do you have
something to share with the group ?
788
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:17,439
No.
789
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:20,519
We're interested in what you have to say.
790
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:23,439
Look, it, it'sjust,
791
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,159
One puff and the girl goes wacky?
792
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:31,519
It's kinda far fetched. Not according
to Mr. William Randolph Hearst.
793
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:38,759
A recent edition, of his
"San Francisco Examiner" tells us,
794
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:42,279
that 314 of the crimes of violence
in this county today are
795
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:46,879
committed by dope slaves.
That is a matter of cold record.
796
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:50,599
You can't believe evemhing you read.
and that don't make me a commie!
797
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:54,599
Mr. Hurst is a man who attended Harvard.
Where did you matriculate?
798
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,559
Ma-tric-u-late?
799
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,959
It means, where did you go to college?
800
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:09,839
I didn't.
801
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:14,839
I see.
802
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,839
Well regardless, Mr. Kochinski I'm sure,
803
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:21,879
we all take your opinions vey seriously.
Given the extremity of your views,
804
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,999
it would be unpatriotic not to.
805
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,639
Mary ?
Jimmy!
806
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:38,999
Kid! It's not what it looks like.
807
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:03,199
Holy socks!
Billy, don't go!
808
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,639
Don't you wanna learn to dance?
809
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:12,199
Jack! Help me!
810
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,879
He's killing me!
811
01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:31,719
Geez ! That stupid little weed freak.
Is eveybody okay?
812
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:34,919
I think, I've been shot.
813
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:41,039
She fell down!
814
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:45,119
Mae! Get me some smelling salts.
815
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:52,759
Alright. You two blow.
Don't talk to nobody. I will handle this.
816
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:55,839
Go!
817
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:05,479
Give me that!
818
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,479
Mary?
819
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:36,239
Mary! what happened ?
You shot her dead, kid.
820
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,759
Jack, no !
821
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:42,839
Jimmy? I don't feel so good.
822
01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:46,999
It's, it's gonna be okay. I promise.
823
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:49,679
feels so, cold.
824
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:58,039
Give me the ring!
Well, looky here.
825
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:01,759
Casper milky toast is givin' me orders.
826
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:06,199
I shot Mary.
What makes you think I won't shoot you?
827
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:25,559
Oh Jimmy, your school ring.
828
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:29,159
it glitters. Like a star.
829
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:38,599
WE ARE JUST LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET.
830
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:42,119
WE'RE HAPPY, YOUNG AND...
831
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:48,879
HEMORRHAGING BLOOD.
832
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:54,759
DID YOU GET TO READ THE ENDING ?
WAS IT PERFECT?
833
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:59,959
DID THEY LOVE
UNTIL THEY GOT OLD ?
834
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:12,759
It was beautiful. They grew up,
and eveyone came to the wedding.
835
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:18,119
did they have babies ?
Yeah. Six of 'em.
836
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:21,519
That's good. I love babies
837
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:34,839
IT MAKES ME HAPPY
KNOWIN' THAT WE LOVED LIKE ROMEO AND...
838
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:43,559
JULIET.
839
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:48,559
Mary!
How could I have shot you ?
840
01:14:57,040 --> 01:15:01,039
Coppers!
Jimmy! Out the back! Hury!
841
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:05,279
I have to face my punishment.
Don't you get it?
842
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:09,359
Jack was holding the gun.
He's planning to frame you.
843
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,199
Nobody move!
Officer, thank God !
844
01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:17,599
This kid burst in here with a gun,
and started shootin' and laughin'!
845
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:20,959
We think he mighta been
smoking that, reefer!
846
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:24,439
Just like you read about in the papers.
847
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:28,439
No! That's a lie!
848
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:30,879
Tell 'em what really happened Mae!
849
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,239
Ma'am, do you have anything to say ?
Well, I...Jimmy I,
850
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:43,119
Officer I...
Mae, please !
851
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:54,079
No.
852
01:15:55,560 --> 01:16:00,079
The kid burst in shooting.
Just like the man said.
853
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:03,679
Mae ?
854
01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:05,599
No !
855
01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:08,359
Kid's gonna burn for this.
856
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:11,319
Pity. Attractive girl.
857
01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:34,239
After a swift trial
James Fenimore Harperwas found guilty
858
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:38,399
of the murder, of Mary Lane.
And sent to death row.
859
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:42,959
In his thought-provoking book
"Marijuana, Weed of Madness "
860
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:46,959
Earle A. Rowell explains how marijuana
causes prison inmates to fall
861
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:49,279
desperately in love with each other.
862
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:53,279
Just as they would with women,
outside prison walls.
863
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:08,279
Hello, Mr. and Mrs. America
Let's go to press.
864
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:12,279
Tonight, Jimmy "The Cannabis Killer" Harper
walks the last mile to the electric chair.
865
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:16,599
Convicted of murder under the influence
of the new drug menace, marijuana!
866
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:19,039
Shut up, shut up!
867
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:22,359
We can't just let Jimmy die.
Shut up, shut up!
868
01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:26,359
Look, the kid's yesterday's headlines,
there's nothing' we can do about it.
869
01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:30,799
When's Jack bringin' some new boys home ?
Shut up, shut up!
870
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:34,159
You shut up! What are you, nuts ?
871
01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:38,279
I'm fine.
872
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:43,119
Perfectly in control !
873
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:56,359
REMEMBER ME RALPH?
I'M ABOUT TO FRY.
874
01:17:56,800 --> 01:18:01,279
WHILE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS STAND IDLY BY
MY LIFE IS NOWA TICKING BOMB.
875
01:18:01,880 --> 01:18:03,879
I'M GONNA MISS MY SENIOR PROM.
876
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,999
YOU MURDERED ME RALPH!
877
01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:08,919
MURDERED ME!
MURDERED YOU?
878
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,519
MURDERED ME!
MURDERED HIM ?
879
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:15,879
Evemhing okay up there?
It's the kid! He's in the toilet!
880
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:18,879
Just flush him, Ralph.
881
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:32,079
You better cool off on the muggles there
Just a little hungy, that's all.
882
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:41,239
REMEMBER ME RALPH ?
I'VE BEEN SENT TO HELL.
883
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:44,279
A PUBESCENT EDITION OF JEIEBEL.
884
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:46,639
IT HURTS A LOT TO BEND,
885
01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:49,079
BUT AT LEAST I'VE MADE A FRIEND.
886
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,599
YOU MURDERED HER, RALPH!
887
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:53,999
MURDERED ME!
MURDERED YOU?
888
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:55,759
MURDERED ME!
MURDERED THEM!
889
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,519
What's eatin' him?
Jack! I saw Satan!
890
01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:07,559
And the kid! And Satan! And the girl!
That mug's wound up like an $ day clock !
891
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:11,599
One too many giggle sticks.
put your flaps down before you take off.
892
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:15,599
Go get some air.
No! Jack! Not out there, Jack!
893
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:32,159
Just a little too much weed,
that's all.
894
01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:38,039
Just an ordinay scarecrow !
895
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:53,959
OPEN THE GATE
AND ABANDON HOPE
896
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,719
WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS
THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE.
897
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,479
WAY DOWN WHERE IT'S HOT,
898
01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:02,039
THEYARE SAVING US A SPOT.
899
01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:05,279
YOU MURDERED THEM, RALPH!
900
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:08,159
MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM!
MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM!
901
01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:10,999
Bad zombies!
902
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,959
HE'S LOSING IT, JACK!
GEE, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE.
903
01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:18,879
HE'S LIABLE TO CRACK AND SPILL ALL HE KNOWS
904
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,599
HE'S REALLYACTING WEIRD.
905
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:24,239
PERHAPS IT'S TIME
HE DISAPPEARED!
906
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:30,199
HE'D NEVER BE MISSED ! I COULD...
MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM!
907
01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:33,599
Jack, no!
you'll have the police right back here!
908
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:37,079
Alright. We'll play it yourway, for now.
for now.
909
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:43,679
He bit me!
Jack? I got me the munchies real bad.
910
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:46,839
He's givin' me the creepin' heebie-jeebies
911
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:51,599
Let's go get Ralph a bite.
Yeah, he's liable to wake the neighbors
912
01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:54,679
You stay. Keep an eye on him.
913
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,599
I don't like the way he's lookin' at me.
914
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:06,399
Shake a leg with that grub ! Leg. Grub.
915
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:25,919
Yoo hoo, Ralph! We have take-away
from Dim Foo's!
916
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:29,199
Sally? Ralph? Where'd they go ?
917
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:32,759
They best not have skipped town.
Sally? Ralph?
918
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,439
Yah!
919
01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,599
Blumsack!
920
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:57,959
Yah!
921
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:14,119
I FOUND ME A SNACK
IT WAS NICE AND FRESH.
922
01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:16,519
THE WEED MADE HIM HUNGRY FOR HUMAN FLESH !
923
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:21,919
STEP AWAYYOU MUG.
'CAUSE THAT'S A BRAND NEW PERSIAN RUG
924
01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:24,759
HE'S NOT GONNA STOP!
925
01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:28,239
MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM!
MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM!
926
01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:17,999
Ralph?
927
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:04,959
Oh God, oh God, oh God,
928
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:08,599
Oh God, oh God, oh God,
Mae! Don't get queer on me now.
929
01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:12,919
Oh God, oh.
930
01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:23,039
Damn body!
931
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:34,039
OPEN THE GATE
AND ABANDON HOPE,
932
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:36,679
WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS
THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE.
933
01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:39,159
NOW I SEE THEM JACK!
934
01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:41,679
AND THEYALL WANT THEIR CHILDHOODS BACK !
935
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:44,679
WE MURDERED THEM, JACK !
936
01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:48,519
MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM!
937
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:51,359
OPEN THE GATE
AND ABANDON HOPE
938
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:54,839
WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS
THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE!
939
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:57,999
PULL IT TOGETHER.
DON'T FLIP YOUR SKIRT.
940
01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:01,719
YOU DO THE THINGS YOU GOTTA DO
IN THIS DOG EAT DOG EAT DOG WORLD.
941
01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:05,919
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
THE WINNER IS THE LAST ONE LEFT ALIVE
942
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,799
SO YOU MURDER 'EM, BEFORE THEY MURDER YOU.
943
01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:41,479
Well, on the bright side,
we finally got the place to ourselves.
944
01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:49,119
Ralph and Sally, and little...
945
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:53,999
whatsername are dead!
Jimmy's on his way to the electric chair
946
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:56,759
and you couldn't care less!
947
01:25:56,880 --> 01:26:01,279
I may be a monster,
but you Jack, you're the devil!
948
01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:06,959
So long as I'm the number one guy.
949
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,679
THE KID'S A GONER,
950
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:16,559
THEY'RE GONNA MAKE HIM PAY FOR THE STUFF.
951
01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:18,719
Here, simmer down, will ya?
952
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:22,519
I'VE SEEN MY HONOR,
953
01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:28,239
ROLLED UP AND BURNED AWAY, WITH THE STUFF
954
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,559
WELL, IT'S GOTTA STOP.
955
01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:34,519
Let go of me!
I'm tying to comfort you here.
956
01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:36,759
I said let go!
957
01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:40,519
I SHOULD SHOW HIM THE DOOR,
958
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:43,319
HE TREATS ME LIKE AWHORE.
959
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:46,719
I DON'T NEED JACK NO MORE
960
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,799
OR THE STUFF!
961
01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:57,279
You dumb slut! That was half ajay
of good mooteryou just wasted.
962
01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:00,479
I know.
963
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:06,799
Hey!
964
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:09,879
What are you doing with that garden hoe ?
965
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:14,439
Taking care of a big, fat, weed !
966
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:19,399
Oh, that's it.
967
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:22,719
Say good night, Gracie.
968
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:30,599
Good night, Gracie.
969
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:33,679
SO THIS IS IT JACK,.
970
01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:38,279
LAST NIGHT OF BALLYHOO FOR THE STUFF.
971
01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:41,039
Get away from me,
972
01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:45,639
THIS ONE'S FOR RALPH, JACK !
HERE'S ONE FOR SALLY, TOO.
973
01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:47,159
HAD ENOUGH?
974
01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:49,759
YEAH, YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH!
975
01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:59,479
YOU ONCE HAD ALL THE BRAINS,
976
01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:02,879
NOW THEY'RE JUST CARPET STAINS!
977
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:07,519
YOU'RE IN NO SHAPE TO FIGHT.
978
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:12,919
MY BID TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
979
01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:16,359
'CAUSE THERE'S BLOOD UPON YOUR NECKTIE,
980
01:28:16,440 --> 01:28:18,599
YOUR CORPUS IS DELECTI
981
01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:34,199
AND I HAVE BEEN DELIVERED FROM THE STUFF!
982
01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:47,039
You've sent Thelma into shock !
Yourwife's lack of fortitude
983
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:51,039
is no fault of this presentation.
I dare say our hardy pioneer women
984
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:55,119
would have shared a laugh at her expense.
So what of Mae Coleman ?
985
01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:03,359
With Jack out of the picture, Mae was
determined to rescue doomed Jimmy.
986
01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:08,519
But fate was about to intervene
in a most dramatic fashion.
987
01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:42,439
I see the Presidential motorcade
turning onto Halpern Street.
988
01:29:44,120 --> 01:29:46,959
Mr. President. Ah, Mr. President!
989
01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:53,439
Mr. President,, I need to talk with you !
Step back, ma'am.
990
01:29:57,080 --> 01:30:00,959
It is a known scientific fact,
that under the influence of marijuana,
991
01:30:01,080 --> 01:30:05,719
the user becomes insatiably violent.
capable of staggering feats of strength.
992
01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:08,439
Unfortunately for Mae Coleman...
993
01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:13,039
she was no longer under the influence.
994
01:30:23,040 --> 01:30:26,399
I'm don't...so, terribly sorry.
I don't know what came over me.
995
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:30,359
Please, help me up.
996
01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:36,639
Mr. President! An innocent boy
is about to be executed! Listen to me!
997
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:44,959
Hold on boys!
I, for one, would like to hear
998
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:48,639
what the blood-spattered
young lady has to say.
999
01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:02,999
James Fenimore Harper,
1000
01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:07,119
you have been convicted of
the murder of Mary Lane
1001
01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:10,999
and sentenced to death
by electrocution
1002
01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:15,479
in accordance with the laws
of this great state.
1003
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:19,479
Any last words?
1004
01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:23,159
Well put. Pull the switch.
1005
01:31:29,440 --> 01:31:32,119
Stop the execution !
1006
01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:35,199
We have a Presidential Pardon !
1007
01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:42,079
Mae, am I ever glad to see you !
! And you too, Mr. President.
1008
01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:49,279
I knew you wouldn't let me die.
I was hoping you wouldn't cut it so close.
1009
01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:52,919
I'm sorry kid.
But now we're gonna be okay.
1010
01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:56,559
Jimmy, I've heard a lot about you.
1011
01:31:56,680 --> 01:32:01,719
and we've read all about you
in school, Mr. President.
1012
01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:05,159
I promise never to touch the reefer again.
1013
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:08,119
Oh, that's simply grand!
1014
01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:12,079
You know, a little orphan girl
once told me
1015
01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:15,359
that the sun would come out tomorrow.
1016
01:32:15,480 --> 01:32:19,359
Her adopted father was a billionaire,
so I suppressed the urge,
1017
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:24,599
urge to laugh in her face, but now
I think she might have been right !
1018
01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:35,679
THE TRAGIC VICTIM OF DRUG ABUSE
1019
01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:39,919
HAS NOW BEEN SPARED FOR A HIGHER USE.
1020
01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:43,879
THEYWERE READY TO COOK MY GOOSE,
1021
01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:47,559
BUT GOD HAD OTHER PLANS!
1022
01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:50,119
He works in mysterious ways, Jimmy.
1023
01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:54,519
I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING INSIDE HAS STIRRED.
1024
01:32:54,920 --> 01:32:59,279
AT LONG, LONG LAST LET THE TRUTH BE HEARD.
1025
01:32:59,360 --> 01:33:02,839
GO FORTH JIMMY, AND SPREAD THE WORD.
1026
01:33:03,400 --> 01:33:07,319
FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA.
YOU HAVE BEEN SET...
1027
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:14,079
FREE, TO TELL... THE TRUTH
ABOUT THE WISDOM WE HAVE LEARNED !
1028
01:33:14,440 --> 01:33:17,959
GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH.
EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH.
1029
01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:21,799
ALL ABOUT THE DEMON WEED.
HOW IT GROWS FROM A DEMON SEED! Indeed!
1030
01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:25,759
THAT PUNGENT SMOKE WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN
'TIL YOU'RE INCURABLE INSANE.
1031
01:33:26,240 --> 01:33:28,919
TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH.
1032
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:32,679
GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH.
EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH.
1033
01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:36,279
WITH VOICES RAISED IN SONG,
WE'RE BANISHING THE BONG! So long!
1034
01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:40,319
OUR CHILDREN TEETER ON THE BRINK.
WE NEED TO TEACH THEM WHAT TO THINK.
1035
01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:44,599
TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH.
1036
01:33:45,880 --> 01:33:49,239
WE'VE GOT TO CAPTURE THE NATION'S EAR.
1037
01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:52,679
SPREAD THE WORD 'CROSS THE HEMISPHERE.
1038
01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:56,439
BUT THERE AREN'T THAT MANY PEOPLE HERE.
1039
01:33:56,920 --> 01:33:59,559
AND ONE OF US IS LAME !
1040
01:34:00,160 --> 01:34:02,199
Not to wory, Jimmy!
1041
01:34:02,440 --> 01:34:05,399
WE'LL USE THE PAPERS OF MR. HEARST.
1042
01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:09,359
FLOOD THE AIRWAYS UNTIL THEY'VE BURST
1043
01:34:09,640 --> 01:34:12,959
WITH CATCHY SLOGANS WE'VE ALL REHEARSED.
1044
01:34:13,080 --> 01:34:16,759
AND ICONOGRAPHY!
1045
01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:19,999
IT'S UNCLE SAM...
GEORGE WASHINGTON...
1046
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:27,279
AND LADY LIBERTY!
1047
01:34:27,520 --> 01:34:31,159
GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH.
EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH.
1048
01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:34,519
JUST WHO TO DEMONIIE.
WHAT POLITICS TO DESPISE!
1049
01:34:35,040 --> 01:34:39,119
WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE FINGERPRINTS
OF JAZZ MUSICIANS AND IMMIGRANTS.
1050
01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:41,959
TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH.
1051
01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:45,599
GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH
EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH.
1052
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:49,159
THE ABC'S OF SPIN.
AND TURNIN' YOUR NEIGHBORS IN. Or kin!
1053
01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:53,519
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO APPLE PIE!
GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD NEVER LIE.
1054
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:56,679
TRUST US TO TELL THEM,
1055
01:34:56,800 --> 01:35:00,359
GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH.
EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH.
1056
01:35:00,720 --> 01:35:04,039
LET EVERY SIR AND MA'AM,
OBBEY THEIR UNCLE SAM !
1057
01:35:04,480 --> 01:35:08,199
THAT FAMOUS FINGER'S SET TO POINT.
I WANT YOU TO DROP THAT JOINT !
1058
01:35:08,880 --> 01:35:13,359
GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH
EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH.
1059
01:35:13,440 --> 01:35:17,159
GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, GIVE ME YOUR POOR.
GIVE ME YOUR HUDDLED MASSES
1060
01:35:17,720 --> 01:35:23,039
YEARNING TO
BREATHE FREE OF REEFER SMOKE!
1061
01:35:23,160 --> 01:35:27,879
FREEDOM! FREEDOM!
1062
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:33,039
I LOVE YOU ROMEO!
1063
01:36:33,560 --> 01:36:35,879
PLEASE WAIT FOR ME, JULIET!
1064
01:36:37,600 --> 01:36:41,199
ONE DAY I'LL GET CANCER
OR HIT BYA TRAIN !
1065
01:36:42,200 --> 01:36:47,039
AND WE'LL BE REUNITED IN HEAVEN !
1066
01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:34,119
IT'S TIME FOR PARENTS TO TAKE A STAND
1067
01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:37,879
FOR THE PRESERVATION OF THIS GREAT LAND.
1068
01:37:38,320 --> 01:37:41,759
'TIL THE THINGS THAT SCARE US
ARE BURNED OR BANNED
1069
01:37:42,080 --> 01:37:44,999
OR SMASHED TO SMITHEREENS!
1070
01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:04,119
AND ONCE THE REEFER HAS BEEN DESTROYED
1071
01:38:04,480 --> 01:38:07,679
WE'LL START ON DARWIN AND SIGMUND FREUD
1072
01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:11,439
AND SEX DEPICTED ON CELLULOID
1073
01:38:11,760 --> 01:38:14,679
AND COMMUNISTS AND QUEENS!
1074
01:38:15,400 --> 01:38:19,199
WHEN DANGER'S NEAR, EXPLOIT THEIR FEAR.
1075
01:38:19,560 --> 01:38:26,839
THE END WILL JUSTIFY THE MEANS...
1076
01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:36,519
MEANS...
1077
01:38:36,680 --> 01:38:40,119
REEFER MADNESS!
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