Original subtitles

>> PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK...

>> SOMETHING´S WRONG WITH

OUR BABY?

>> IT´S CALLED ECTRO...

>> ECTRODACTYLY.

>> YOU´RE A DOCTOR. YOU KNOW

WHAT THOSE HANDS LOOK LIKE.

NEVER BE ABLE TO GO OUT IN

PUBLIC AND NOT BE STARED AT

BY STRANGERS WHO LAUGH. HE´S

A FREAK!

>> WHERE´S MATTY?

>> HE´S IN THE GARAGE.

>> IT´S BEEN OVER 2 HOURS.

>> OH, SWEETHEART. JUST LET

HIM BE.

>> IT´S A FAMILY DINNER, JULIA.

THAT MEANS ALL OF THE FAMILY.

>> MAYBE THE REASONS YOUR

RELATIONSHIP WITH WOMEN KEEP

FAILING IS BECAUSE YOU´RE

TAKEN.

>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT?

>> EVER CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY

THAT YOU´RE IN LOVE WITH YOUR

PARTNER?

>> NOTHING LIKE THE REAL THING,

BABY.

>> EVERYTHING´S REAL ABOUT ME

EXCEPT MY NAME. BLU MONDAE.

I MADE IT UP WHEN I MOVED

OUT HERE FROM MINNESOTA.

THAT´S THE COLDEST PLACE IN

THE UNITED STATES.

I NEARLY FROZE MY HOOTERS OFF.

WANT TO KNOW MY REAL NAME?

>> HONEY, EVERYTHING I NEED TO

KNOW ABOUT YOU IS BOUNCING

RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.

>> YOU CAN HAVE THEM.

THEY´RE LIKE HUGE WEIGHTS

AROUND MY NECK. BY THE END OF

THE DAY--

>> SWEETHEART, I PAY YOU MONEY

TO KEEP IT SIMPLE WHICH MEANS

MORE ASS AND LESS MOUTH.

UNLESS IT´S SUCKING ON ME HARD.

>> SORRY.

>> LOOK, YOUR BREASTS ARE

BEAUTIFUL. THEY´RE THE

QUINTESSENCE OF FEMININITY.

TRUST ME, I SHOULD KNOW.

I SPEND MY LIFE STUFFING

IMPLANTS INTO FLAT CHESTED

WANNABES.

>> YOU´RE A PLASTIC SURGEON?

I CAN´T GET TAKEN SERIOUS ON

ACCOUNT OF EVERYONE ASSUMES I´M

JUST SOME BIG-TITTED WHORE.

I COULDN´T EVEN GET A JOB AT

SEA WORLD BECAUSE MY TITS

WEREN´T FAMILY FRIENDLY.

>> WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LOOK

LIKE A BOY?

>> WELL, IF YOU MADE THEM LOOK

SMALLER, THEN PEOPLE´S ATTITUDES

TOWARDS ME WOULD CHANGE.

I CAN MAYBE GO INTO BUSINESS

SELLING MARY KAY OR SOMETHING.

I COULD WORK IT OFF.

>> SORRY, HONEY, YOU COULD

DANCE ON MY DICK UNTIL YOU´RE

90. NO PRO BONO FOR BONING

A PRO. NO MATTER HOW HOT

YOU ARE. NEW POLICY.

THAT´S GOOD.

[PHONE RINGS]

YEAH. YEAH. [PHONE RINGS]

SHIT.

THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.

YEAH. MICHELLE, I´M IN THE

MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.

I´LL BE THERE WHEN I´M FINISHED.

ALL RIGHT. LET´S GET THEM

BOUNCING.

MR. SKINNER, TELL ME WHAT YOU

DON´T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.

>> WELL, I WAS--

>> HIS CHIN, FOR STARTERS.

IT´S WEAK, AND A BIT ILL

DEFINED. WE´RE THINKING

SOMETHING STRONGER. AND MAYBE

A LITTLE STRAIGHTENING OF

THE NOSE. SOMETHING A BIT MORE

ARISTOCRATIC, LIKE, UH,

LIKE THIS.

>> SO YOU´D LIKE ME TO MAKE

HIM LOOK MORE LIKE YOU.

>> WELL, I´M NOT EXPECTING

MIRACLES. WE CAN´T ALL BE BORN

WITH THESE CHEEKBONES.

I WAS A SCULPTOR´S MODEL.

YOU REMEMBER THE NAKED STATUE

THAT CAUSED SUCH A FUSS IN

TAMPA?

>> MM-HMM. THE DOLPHIN?

>> OH, SNAP.

I LIKE YOU. BRAINS AND...

BEAUTY.

>> I´M SORRY, I DON´T, UH...

I DON´T PLAY FOR YOUR TEAM.

>> AH, THAT´S WHAT THEY ALL SAY

AT FIRST. LOOK AT MITCHELL.

STRAIGHT AS THE DAY WAS LONG.

UNTIL I CAME ALONG AND SAVED

HIM FROM A BACKWARDS, BACKWOODS

MARRIAGE TO A CHILD BRIDE.

>> YOU WERE MARRIED?

>> I WAS 16. WE GREW UP

TOGETHER. DIDN´T WORK OUT.

>> YOU SEE, PEOPLE CAN CHANGE.

HE WAS SO INNOCENT, POOR BOY.

BUT I THOUGHT, I COULD MAKE

SOMETHING OF THIS BOY.

BUT THE FACE...

>> MR. SKINNER, IS THIS

SOMETHING YOU´RE INTERESTED IN?

>> YEAH. SURE, YOU KNOW.

>> MITCHELL UNDERSTANDS THAT

THE WORLD I LIVE IN, THAT WE

LIVE IN HAS A CERTAIN AESTHETIC,

AND YOU CAN´T ENJOY ITS

PRIVILEGES WITHOUT CONFORMING

TO CERTAIN HIGHER STANDARDS.

>> WHY DON´T WE SCHEDULE YOU FOR

A PRE-OPERATIVE CONSULTATION,

MR. SKINNER. THAT WAY WE CAN

GO THROUGH YOUR OPTIONS IN

GREATER DETAIL.

HOW´S THAT SOUND?

>> HMM?

♫ MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL

MAKE ME

THE PERFECT SOUL

THE PERFECT MIND

THE PERFECT FACE

THE PERFECT

EYES ♫

>> HEY. GOT YOU A LITTLE

SOMETHING. SORT OF A PRE

BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

>> IT´S A GYM MEMBERSHIP.

>> IT´S THE NEW ONE DOWN ON

COLLINS.

>> OH, WELL, THANKS. THAT´S

REALLY COOL OF YOU, BUT I GOT

EVERYTHING I NEED IN THE GARAGE.

>> MATT, WAIT.

IT´S JUST THAT WE THINK...

YOU´RE IN THERE ALL THE TIME.

YOU´RE ALL ALONE.

>> YEAH. I LIKE BEING ALONE.

>> IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU

TO GET OUT, HONEY, YOU KNOW,

JUST TO BE AROUND OTHER PEOPLE.

>> IT´S 2 MINUTES FROM YOUR

THERAPIST. YOU CAN GO RIGHT

AFTER.

>> IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU

WANT TO CONTROL IN MY LIFE?

MAYBE I SHOULD BE ON A BATHROOM

SCHEDULE, TOO.

>> LOOK, DO US A FAVOR, DON´T

SAY NO UNTIL YOU CHECK IT OUT.

>> MORNING.

>> YOU KNOW, IT COULD´VE BEEN

WORSE, SEAN, YOU KNOW, AT LEAST

IT DIDN´T BLOW UP.

>> IS THERE ANY RASPBERRY JELLY?

>> WHAT´D YOU DO TO YOUR HANDS?

>> NOTHING. I JUST TAPED THEM

UP TO LOOK LIKE THE

BABY´S GONNA LOOK.

>> UNTAPE THEM PLEASE RIGHT NOW.

>> I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT

IT WOULD BE LIKE TO EAT

AND STUFF.

>> PUT THE GLASS DOWN AND TAKE

OFF THAT TAPE.

>> SEAN.

>> JUST GIVE ME YOUR HANDS.

SHIT.

>> SORRY. I WAS JUST CURIOUS

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE FOR HIM.

>> YOU DON´T IMITATE ANOTHER

PERSON´S DISABILITY. IT´S JUST

LIKE YOU´RE MAKING FUN OF THEM.

>> JUST GET READY FOR SCHOOL,

AND I´LL DRIVE YOU, OK?

>> YOU OVERREACTED, SEAN.

WE ONLY TOLD HER ABOUT THE BABY

A WEEK AGO.

>> IF SHE HAS QUESTIONS, SHE

CAN ASK US. WE´LL GET HER

A BOOK.

>> A BOOK IS NOT GONNA TELL HER

HOW TO FEEL.

>> TELL HER I´LL BE IN THE CAR.

>> DOUBLE LATTE. SEAN.

BOO.

>> SORRY.

>> WHICH DO YOU THINK IS RUDER,

YOU STARING AT MY FACE, OR ME

TELLING YOU TO MOVE YOUR ASS

OUT OF THE WAY BECAUSE YOU´RE

STARING AT MY FACE AND BLOCKING

CUSTOMERS? NON FAT VANILLA MOCHA

FOR ELAINE.

>> EXCUSE ME.

LOOK, I APOLOGIZE. IT´S JUST,

I´M A PLASTIC SURGEON.

AND YOU HAVE TREACHER COLLINS.

>> I DO?

OH, MY GOD.

>> I HAVEN´T SEEN A CASE SINCE

MEDICAL SCHOOL. THERE HAVE

BEEN A LOT OF TECHNICAL

ADVANCES SINCE THEN.

IF YOU´RE INTERESTED, COME IN

FOR A CONSULT.

I THINK I CAN HELP YOU.

>> DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE GAY

WHEN YOU GOT MARRIED?

>> I´M NOT SURE I´M GAY NOW.

ARTHUR BOUGHT ME A PORSCHE.

HE MOVED ME INTO HIS GUEST

HOUSE. BUYS ME CLOTHES. TAKES ME

TO ALL THESE FANCY PARTIES.

IT´S WORTH THE OCCASIONAL

BLOW JOB, YOU KNOW?

>> CHEEK IMPLANTS ARE MADE OF

BONE GRAFTED FROM THE BACK OF

YOUR SKULL. SOUNDS WORSE THAN

IT IS.

FIX THE DROOP HERE BY ADDING

FATTY DEPOSITS FOR GREATER

SUPPORT. AND REPOSITION THE

ANGLE OF YOUR JAW WHICH SHOULD

HAVE A POSITIVE EFFECT ON YOUR

BREATHING, EATING, SPEAKING.

>> HOW ABOUT FRENCH KISSING?

>> WHY DIDN´T YOU HAVE ANY OF

THIS DONE WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER?

>> MY DAD WAS A JANITOR,

AND HEALTH COVERAGE SUCKED.

WHEN I WAS BORN, I HAD SO MANY

MEDICAL PROBLEMS, HE GOT KICKED

OFF IT. I GUESS IT WAS JUST

SOMETHING I LEARNED TO LIVE

WITH, YOU KNOW?

>> SO YOU´RE GAY FOR PAY.

TRUST ME, KILLER, THERE´S PLENTY

OF SUGAR MAMAS OUT THERE WHO

WOULD LOVE A GOOD LOOKING GUY

LIKE YOU WITHOUT DEMANDING

SURGICAL ALTERATIONS.

STRAIGHT´S A HELL OF A LOT

EASIER. IF YOU HAVE A CHOICE.

>> YOU BI, TOO?

>> NO. I´M NOT BI. I JUST HATE

TO SEE SOMEBODY BEING TRAPPED

INTO SOMETHING THEY´RE NOT

BECAUSE OF FINANCIAL HARDSHIP.

>> YOU´RE GONNA DO ALL THIS

FOR NOTHING? WHY?

>> IT ALL COMES OUT IN THE WASH.

WE HAVE AN OPENING THIS WEEK

IF YOU´RE INTERESTED.

>> IT´S FUNNY, YOU KNOW.

WHAT YOU CAN GET USED TO.

LOOKING LIKE I DO, IT´S FORCED

ME TO ACCEPT BEING DIFFERENT.

>> MUST HAVE BEEN A HARD WAY

TO GROW UP.

>> I JUST ALWAYS ASSUMED IT WAS

TOO LATE, YOU KNOW? AND WHEN

I GOT THE JOB MAKING COFFEE,

I THOUGHT, AT LEAST I´M NOT

HIDING OUT IN A BASEMENT WHERE

NO ONE CAN SEE ME.

>> YOU DON´T NEED TO BE MAKING

LATTES FOR THE REST OF YOUR

LIFE.

>> YOU DON´T NEED TO DO

THIS SHIT TO SATISFY SOME RICH,

OLD QUEEN. YOU SHOULD HANG WITH

ME SOMETIME. LET ME REINTRODUCE

YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE.

TO WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

>> YOU WANT TO HANG WITH ME?

>> SURE.

>> COOL.

WHEN?

>> HOW´S TOMORROW SOUND?

Man: ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

LET´S GO.

KEEP IT GOING, COME ON.

KEEP IT GOING OVER THERE.

WORK, WORK, WORK.

THERE YOU GO, KEEP IT GOING,

KEEP IT GOING, KEEP IT GOING,

COME ON, ALMOST,

ALMOST. ALL RIGHT, YOU´RE DONE.

THANKS A LOT, YOU GUYS.

>> KIMBER?

>> MATT. HI! HOW ARE YOU?

OH, GOSH. I´M A LITTLE SWEATY.

>> NO, THAT´S ALL RIGHT.

>> LOOK AT YOU. YOU´VE GROWN.

>> OH, YEAH, I´VE BEEN WORKING

OUT.

>> YEAH. NICE.

>> WOW, YOU...YOU LOOK

WONDERFUL.

>> REALLY? THANK YOU.

>> YEAH. WHAT...HAVE YOU CHANGED

YOUR HAIR, WHAT?

>> NO. THE HAIR´S THE SAME.

I´M JUST...I´M JUST FEELING

CLEAR, I GUESS. IT´S GOOD TO

KNOW IT SHOWS THOUGH, THANKS.

SO, WHAT ELSE?

>> NOTHING. WAIT A MINUTE. SO,

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING,

TAI CHI, YOGA, WHAT?

>> UM, NOT REALLY.

WELL...

YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT THE TECH

WORKS. I WAS A TOTAL VICTIM OF

MY REACTIVE MIND, BUT NOW I HAVE

THIS AWARENESS.

>> SO, IS THIS LIKE THERAPY?

>> NO WAY.

>> HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW

ACTUALLY GOT BETTER FROM SEEING

A SHRINK?

THOSE PEOPLE DON´T LISTEN.

THEY INTERPRET BASED ON THEIR

OWN HANG UPS, AND THEN THEY LAY

THEIR BULLSHIT ON TO THEIR

PATIENTS. STAY AWAY FROM THEM,

MATT.

>> TOO LATE.

>> SORRY.

WELL, IS IT WORKING FOR YOU?

>> I DON´T FEEL AS BAD AS I DID.

BUT THEN AGAIN, I DON´T FEEL

MUCH OF ANYTHING. I´VE BEEN

TAKING THESE ANTIDEPRESSANTS.

>> MATT, THAT´S AWFUL.

>> WELL, SOMETIMES, IT´S BETTER

TO BE NUMB THAN...

>> WAIT, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

THIS IS YOUR LIFE WE´RE TALKING

ABOUT HERE. YOU WANT TO BE

AWAKE FOR IT, DON´T YOU?

MATT, COME ON. THINGS HAPPENED

TO ME. THINGS THAT I WOULD

RATHER NOT REMEMBER. BUT THE

MORE I AVOIDED DEALING WITH

THEM, THE MORE I BECAME A

PRISONER OF MY PAST.

>> SO DID YOU FIND GOD OR

SOMETHING?

>> I FOUND MY INTEGRITY. AND MY

SELF WORTH. AND SO CAN YOU.

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYS]

>> MAYBE THIS ISN´T SUCH A

GREAT IDEA. IT´S BEEN AWHILE

SINCE I´VE BEEN WITH A WOMAN.

>> IT´S JUST LIKE RIDING A

BIKE, MY FRIEND. ALL YOU GOT TO

DO IS GET YOURSELF THE RIGHT,

HOT BITCH.

AND THERE SHE IS RIGHT NOW.

>> HEY, DOC. WANT A DANCE?

>> ACTUALLY, MITCHELL HERE WAS

INTERESTED IN MEETING YOU.

>> OH, SURE. HI, MITCHELL.

>> CAN YOU EXCUSE US FOR

A SECOND? COME HERE.

LISTEN, SWEETHEART, THE KID´S

A LITTLE CONFUSED. HASN´T BEEN

WITH A WOMAN IN AWHILE, AND I

WANT YOU TO REMIND HIM OF WHAT

HE´S BEEN MISSING.

>> NO PROBLEM. I´M BIG WITH THE

BI GUYS. I´M VERY MATERNAL.

>> I BET YOU ARE.

>> BUT THIS IS GONNA TAKE A

LITTLE MORE THAN A LAP DANCE.

>> I´M NOT A WHORE, YOU KNOW.

>> OF COURSE YOU´RE NOT.

HOW MUCH?

>> FORGET IT.

>> I´LL DO YOUR TITS FOR FREE.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SPEND THE

NIGHT WITH HIM AND MAKE HIM

FEEL LIKE YOUR BODY IS THE

HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH.

>> OH, MY GOD! THANK YOU!

THANK YOU! THANK YOU, YOU´RE

AWESOME!

>> WATCH THE SUIT, HONEY.

>> SORRY. WOW.

YOU MUST REALLY WANT THIS GUY

TO BE STRAIGHT.

>> HE IS STRAIGHT. HE JUST

DOESN´T KNOW IT YET.

GO GET HIM, TIGER.

>> HI, CUTIE. FOLLOW ME.

>> DOES THAT FEEL GOOD, BABY?

>> UH, YEAH. SURE.

>> YOUR THIGHS ARE SO STRONG.

OOH...

SQUISH.

YOU´RE STARTING TO FEEL IT, TOO,

HUH, BABY?

>> [SIGHS] YEAH.

YEAH. I´M GETTING A WOODY.

>> YOU SURE ARE, BABY.

OK, NOW, I´M GONNA CLOSE MY

EYES, AND PRETEND THAT YOU´RE

DEEP INSIDE ME. YOU DO IT, TOO,

OK?

>> OK...

>> OH...

>> I´M INSIDE YOU.

>> MMM, ARE YOU PULLING IT,

BABY?

>> OH, MAMA.

>> YOU READY?

>> ANYTHING TO IMPROVE MY

LOVE LIFE. MY ONLINE

GIRLFRIEND´S GIVING ME

CARPAL TUNNEL.

>> COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 10

FOR ME.

>> 10, 9, 8, 7, 6...

>> 15 BLADE.

[SAW WHIRS]

>> RULER.

SHIT. MANDIBULAR PLANE ANGLE´S

TOO STEEP.

>> HE´S EXPECTING VIGGO

MORTENSEN´S CHIN.

>> AND HE´LL GET IT. 15 BLADE.

>> DON´T YOU, LIKE, GRAB FROM

UNDER?

>> YEAH. THROUGH.

>> PERFECT. MOMMY, DO YOU KNOW

WHERE THAT REALLY SOFT YARN IS

THAT I BOUGHT WITH YOU LAST

WEEKEND? I WANT TO SHOW ZOEY.

>> YEAH, I THINK I PUT IT IN

YOUR CLOSET. I´LL GO AND GET IT.

>> YOU´LL LOVE THIS STUFF.

IT´S REALLY SOFT.

>> OH...

>> WHAT IS THIS?

>> WE WERE JUST PLAYING.

>> AT YOUR BROTHER´S EXPENSE?

ZOEY, CAN YOU PLEASE

GO HOME NOW.

YOU CAN COME BACK ANOTHER TIME.

>> BYE.

>> DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

>> NO.

>> ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF WHAT

YOUR BROTHER´S GONNA HAVE?

YOU KNOW, AND THAT´S HOW YOU´RE

AMUSING YOUR FRIENDS?

>> NO, I WAS JUST--

>> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW

DIFFICULT THIS IS GONNA BE

FOR US, HUH? AND FOR HIM?

THROW THEM ALL OUT. AND ALL THE

ONES IN YOUR CLOSET. JUST GET

THEM OUT!

>> THIS JUST MEASURES YOUR

EMOTIONAL RESPONSES. WHEN THE

NEEDLE FLOATS, IT JUST MEANS

THAT YOU GOT RID OF A BUNCH OF

OLD CRAP. BAD FEELINGS,

EXPERIENCES IN YOUR LIFE THAT

HAS JUST GOTTEN IN YOUR WAY.

SO ARE YOU WILLING TO SHARE WITH

ME SOME OF YOUR DIFFICULTIES?

>> OK. FINE. GO AHEAD.

>> FANTASTIC. SO, TELL ME

ABOUT THE DECISIONS YOU´VE MADE

IN YOUR LIFE, RIGHT OR WRONG.

>> WELL, GEE...

LET´S SEE, THERE WAS...

GETTING INVOLVED WITH ARIEL.

THAT WAS A REAL GOOD DECISION.

>> THANK YOU FOR THAT.

ANY OTHER DECISIONS, GOOD, BAD,

RIGHT OR WRONG, I DON´T CARE.

JUST TELL ME WHAT COMES TO

YOUR MIND.

>> OK.

WHEN OUR ARYAN NATION, SUCK WAD

OF A FATHER HELD A GUN TO MY

HEAD AND GAVE ME THE CHOICE OF

CUTTING OFF THIS GUY´S DICK OR

MY OWN, I DECIDED THAT, UM,

I DECIDED ON HIS.

CHERRY´S. SHE WAS A PRE-OP

TRANSSEXUAL, AND MY FRIEND.

>> OK. ANY OTHER DECISIONS?

>> I DON´T WANT TO DO THIS.

>> THE TECH WORKS, MATT, YOU

JUST GOTTA TRUST IT.

>> FINE. YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT

MY BEST DECISION EVER?

>> I DO.

>> CHERRY HAD A GUN POINTED

DIRECTLY AT THAT BASTARD, SHE

WAS HESITANT AND UNSURE WHAT

TO DO, I SHOULD´VE GRABBED IT

FROM HER, BUT INSTEAD, SHE

SHOT HIM IN THE STOMACH.

AND I LEFT HIM THERE TO ROT.

GETTING CHERRY TO THE HOSPITAL

WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE

LIFE OF THAT SHIT STAIN.

YOU CAN WRITE HIM CARE OF THE

FLORIDA STATE PRISON SYSTEM,

IF YOU´D LIKE.

>> THIS IS REALLY, REALLY GOOD,

MATT. KEEP GOING. ANY OTHER

DECISIONS?

>> DON´T YOU GET IT? I´VE NEVER

MADE A DECISION IN MY LIFE.

I MEAN, I LET MY DICK CHOOSE

SOME PRETTY GIRL, AND I NEARLY

GOT IT CUT OFF, YOU KNOW, AND

THE WHOLE THING WITH CHERRY,

AND THE SHOOTING, I MEAN, THAT

WAS OUT OF MY HANDS. I NEVER

HAD A CHOICE.

>> CAN YOU REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST

SAID TO ME?

>> WHAT? THAT I NEVER HAD

A CHOICE?

>> MMM.

>> I NEVER HAD A CHOICE.

>> HOW DID I NEVER SEE THAT?

>> WELL, THANK YOU, MATT.

NOW TELL ME I AM NO LONGER

AUDITING YOU.

>> WHAT?

>> I´M NO LONGER AUDITING YOU.

LOOK.

THE NEEDLE´S FLOATING, AND YOU

ARE CLEAR.

>> I WANT TO GET OFF MY

ANTIDEPRESSANTS.

>> I THINK THAT´S WHAT WE ALL

WANT, MATT. EVENTUALLY.

>> I MEAN NOW. AND I WANT TO

STOP GOING TO THE SHRINK, TOO.

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HOLD ON.

YOU ASKED US ALL TO GET

TOGETHER FOR A DISCUSSION.

NOT A PRESS STATEMENT.

>> I DON´T THINK YOU´RE READY

TO STOP TREATMENT.

>> NO. I DON´T WANT TO

STOP TREATMENT. I JUST WANT

A DIFFERENT KIND OF TREATMENT.

>> WE COULD FIND ANOTHER

PSYCHIATRIST.

>> LOOK...

I DIDN´T COME HERE TO ASK YOUR

PERMISSION. I´M NOT A KID

ANYMORE. AND WHAT I PUT INTO

MY BODY OR INTO MY MIND HAS TO

BE MY DECISION. I´M COMMITTED

TO GETTING BETTER, AND YOU KNOW,

I´VE FOUND SOMETHING THAT I KNOW

CAN HELP ME.

>> WHAT?

>> IT´S, UH...

A NEW RELIGION, BUT I´M GONNA

NEED SOME MONEY TO JOIN, AND

I WAS HOPING THAT I COULD USE

THE MONEY THAT YOU´RE THROWING

AWAY ON ALL OF THE DRUGS AND

THE SHRINK FOR THIS INSTEAD.

>> WHAT NEW RELIGION?

>> SCIENTOLOGY.

>> YOU´RE OUT OF YOUR FREAKING

MIND.

>> THAT´S NOT A GROUP YOU WANT

TO GET INVOLVED WITH, MATT.

IT´S NOT GONNA HELP YOU.

>> HOW DO YOU KNOW?

>> I´VE READ ABOUT IT.

>> YEAH, FROM PEOPLE WHO DON´T

HAVE ANY FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE.

>> YOU´RE NOT GETTING A DIME.

IN FACT, ALL THIS DOES IS PROVE

TO ME THAT YOU´RE NOT TAKING

ENOUGH DRUGS.

>> I´VE EXPERIENCED IT, MAN.

IT WORKS. LOOK, THIS IS THE

REAL DEAL, OK? I MEAN, I SAW

HOW IT HELPED HER. I KNOW THE

HELL SHE WENT THROUGH, AND IT

SAVED HER LIFE.

>> SAVED WHOSE LIFE?

>> KIMBER´S.

AND IT CAN SAVE MINE, TOO.

[KNOCK ON DOOR AND DOORBELL]

>> COMING. KEEP YOUR PANTS ON.

JESUS. WHO IS IT?

>> REMEMBER ME?

>> GO AWAY, CHRISTIAN.

>> OPEN THE DOOR, KIMBER.

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

>> GO AWAY. I´M NOT GONNA

LET YOU IN.

>> YOU SCARED, BABY?

COME ON, I´D NEVER HURT THAT

PERFECTLY RECONSTRUCTED BODY

OF YOURS. IT´S MY BEST WORK.

>> PLEASE, CHRISTIAN. I CAN´T

SEE YOU ANYMORE. YOU´RE NOT

GOOD FOR ME.

>> BUT MY SON IS, HUH?

IS THAT WHY YOU WENT AFTER HIM?

OR WAS IT TO GET TO ME?

>> I DIDN´T GO AFTER MATT.

WE MET AT THE GYM. HE´S

MISERABLE AND LOST.

>> AND YOU DECIDED, WHAT, THAT

YOU´D RESCUE HIM?

MAYBE PUT HIM IN ONE OF YOUR

MOVIES?

SWEET PAD YOU GOT HERE.

WHAT DID YOU DO, MOVE INTO

SNUFF FILMS?

>> I DON´T DO THAT SORT OF

WORK ANYMORE. I FOUND SOMETHING

MUCH MORE COMPATIBLE WITH MY

CORE VALUES.

>> KIDDIE PORN? OH, YEAH.

MATT´S ALMOST 18. YOU MUST BE

TALKING ABOUT THAT BRAIN SUCK

YOU CONVINCED HIM TO JOIN.

>> IT´S A RELIGION, CHRISTIAN.

I NEEDED SOMETHING SPIRITUAL.

>> THAT´S BULLSHIT, AND YOU

KNOW IT! WHAT WE HAD WAS

SPIRITUAL, KIMBER.

I MADE YOU SEE GOD EVERY TIME

YOU CAME.

>> YOU MADE ME SEE GARBAGE,

CHRISTIAN. I WAS NOTHING TO YOU.

I WAS A FIXER UPPER THAT YOU

COULD THROW A COAT OF PAINT ON.

>> YOU ARE SUCH A FREAKING

HYPOCRITE. YOU´RE THE ONE WHO

SEDUCED ME WHEN YOU REALIZED

I WAS A PLASTIC SURGEON

WHO COULD GET YOU EVERYTHING

YOU WANTED.

YOU WERE NEVER ANY MORE THAN

AN AMBITIOUS PIECE OF ASS.

>> YOU NEED TO GO. YOU NEED TO

GO RIGHT NOW. HOW MUCH MORE PAIN

DO YOU NEED TO CAUSE ME BEFORE

YOU THINK I´VE HAD ENOUGH?

>> LOOK, WHATEVER I DID...

WHATEVER WE DID TO EACH OTHER...

I LOVED YOU.

>> YOU LOVED YOUR CREATION.

YOU NEVER LOVED ME BECAUSE YOU

NEVER SAW WHO I REALLY WAS.

I WAS JUST SOMETHING MADE UP

IN YOUR HEAD.

>> WELL, I SEE YOU NOW, KIMBER.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU´RE

DANGEROUS. BECAUSE YOU´RE WEAK.

YOU CAN´T SURVIVE WITHOUT

SOMEONE OR SOMETHING TO

SUCK OFF. A NEW LOVER, A NEW

RELIGION. BUT IF YOU START

FEEDING ON MY SON, I SWEAR,

THERE´S NOT ONE PLACE ON EARTH,

THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ME.

YOU CAN BILL ME FOR THE DOOR.

>> I DON´T RECALL MRS. BEAZER

HAVING SUCH ENORMOUS TITS.

>> YEAH, I RESCHEDULED HER.

>> YOU DON´T JUST BUMP A PATIENT

WITHOUT TELLING ME FIRST,

CHRISTIAN.

>> I WOULDN´T BUMP MRS. BEAZER

IF IT MEANT WORLD PEACE.

I JUST PUT BLU MONDAE IN HER

SPOT.

>> BLUE MONDAY?

>> YEAH. NO "E" AT THE END

OF BLU BUT ONE AT

THE END OF MONDAE

INSTEAD OF A "Y."

>> YOU BROUGHT A HOOKER IN HERE?

I WANT HER OFF THAT TABLE.

>> SEAN, WE´VE GOT A PROBLEM

IN THE SCRUB ROOM.

>> YOU´RE TELLING ME YOU´RE

DOING THIS SLUT FOR FREE?

>> WE SAID NO MORE BOOB JOBS

FOR BLOW JOBS, CHRISTIAN.

I THOUGHT WE AGREED.

>> OH, COME ON. TAKE A LOOK.

IT´S OBVIOUS THAT BLU MONDAE

NEEDS TO LIGHTEN HER LOAD.

IT´S CALLED PRO BONO.

>> BLUE MONDAY?

>> WITH AN "E" INSTEAD OF A "Y."

OH, DON´T GIVE ME THAT LOOK.

WHAT´S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

ME GIVING HER A BREAST REDUCTION

AND WHATEVER YOU´RE DOING WITH

MR. COFFEE.

>> WHO THE HELL IS MR. COFFEE?

>> THE GUY WITH THE DEFORMED

FACE SEAN OPERATED ON YESTERDAY.

WHAT DO YOU GET FOR THAT IN

RETURN, HUH? LATTES?

>> THAT´S TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

>> THAT´S ENOUGH. BOTH OF YOU.

YOU WORK FOR ME NOW, OK?

I OWN YOUR PRACTICE AND

YOUR NAME.

>> SPEAKING OF NAMES, WHERE´S

YOUR HUSBAND, HUH? ISN´T HE

THE LANDAU IN LANDAU INDUSTRIES?

>> MY HUSBAND HAS EMPOWERED ME

TO MAKE ALL BUSINESS DECISIONS

DURING HIS RECUPERATION.

WHICH MEANS I CAN REPLACE YOU

BOTH WITH OTHER HIGHLY SKILLED

SURGEONS WHOSE CLIENTELE CAN

ACTUALLY PAY.

>> ALEX HAS TREACHER COLLINS.

IT´S NOT THE SAME.

>> THEY BOTH HAVE PHYSICAL

PROBLEMS THAT NEED TREATING.

WHAT MAKES HIS FACE MORE

DESERVING THAN HER TITS?

>> YOU´RE RIGHT, CHRISTIAN.

YOU´RE JUST A GODDAMN

MOTHER TERESA.

>> THANKS FOR BACKING ME UP

THERE, PARTNER.

>> MATT, WOULD YOU ASK MOM TO

PASS THE KETCHUP PLEASE?

>> ANNIE, FOR GOD´S SAKE,

NOW I SAID I WAS SORRY. WHAT

MORE DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

>> COME ON, SQUIRT. GIVE HER

A BREAK.

>> ALL RIGHT. THAT´S IT.

JUST LEAVE THE TABLE.

>> FINE. YOU´RE THE REASON THE

BABY´S DEFORMED.

[DOOR SLAMS]

>> DON´T LET HER GET YOU DOWN,

OK? IT´S JUST EARLY ONSET

ADOLESCENCE.

>> I KNOW. WELL, WHATEVER IT IS,

I DON´T THINK I CAN TAKE IT

RIGHT NOW.

>> NO, HEY. YOU SIT.

LET ME CLEAR.

>> THANKS, SWEETIE.

>> I SHOULD NEVER HAVE GONE BACK

TO WORK LAST YEAR.

>> YOU WERE RIGHT TO GO AFTER

YOUR DREAMS. ANNIE HAS TO LEARN

TO WORK THROUGH HER ISSUES.

YOU KNOW, YOU TAKE AWAY YOUR

CHILDREN´S PROBLEMS, AND YOU

WEAKEN THEIR ABILITY TO

OVERCOME THEM.

>> YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT

THERAPIST IS REALLY HELPING.

MAYBE I SHOULD BOOK AN

APPOINTMENT.

>> I STOPPED SEEING HIM.

>> WHAT?

>> I FOUND SOMETHING BETTER.

IT´S KIND OF A SPIRITUAL

SKILL SET FOR HANDLING LIFE.

>> I DON´T UNDERSTAND.

>> THERE´S A LIFE FORCE INSIDE

ALL OF US THAT REVEALS ITSELF

AS WE BECOME MORE CONSCIOUS.

IT´S CALLED THETA.

[POURING COFFEE]

>> IF YOU´RE WAITING FOR ME TO

APOLOGIZE, FORGET IT.

THE GIRL NEEDED A BREAST

REDUCTION, AND SHE COULDN´T

PAY FOR IT.

LOOK, JUST BECAUSE I SPEND ALL

MY TIME AROUND HOOKERS, AND YOU

SPEND ALL YOUR TIME AROUND

COFFEE DOESN´T MEAN--

>> YOU´RE RIGHT. I SHOULD´VE

BACKED YOU UP.

I´M SORRY.

JUST...UNDER A LOT OF STRESS.

>> I GET IT.

SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT

MATT?

>> I DON´T KNOW.

I´M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS.

>> I SAY WE CUT HIM OFF

FINANCIALLY. MAKE SURE JULIA´S

IN ON IT. THAT WAY THE LITTLE

SHIT CAN´T PLAY US OFF AGAINST

EACH OTHER.

>> I´LL TALK TO HER.

>> NO, LET´S TALK TO HER

TOGETHER. SHE CAN ARGUE WITH

ONE OF US, BUT UNITED, SHE

DOESN´T STAND A CHANCE.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

>> MITCHELL.

>> YEAH, I´M SORRY. I JUST,

UH...

ARTHUR FOUND OUT ABOUT ME GOING

TO THE STRIP CLUB. ABOUT BLU

AND ME, AND HE FREAKED. HE WENT

ALL CRAZY. HE KICKED ME OUT.

HE TOOK THE CLOTHES, THE CAR,

EVERYTHING.

>> JESUS.

COME IN.

WHY DON´T YOU GO DOWN TO THE

OCEAN VIEW ON WASHINGTON.

I´LL CALL AND LET THEM KNOW

THAT YOU´RE COMING. YOU CAN

STAY THERE FOR A WEEK OR TWO.

MY TREAT.

>> I APPRECIATE THAT.

>> OF COURSE. AND HERE.

JUST TO TIED YOU OVER.

>> 500 BUCKS? THANKS.

THAT´S REALLY GENEROUS.

>> IT´S KIND OF LATE. YOU SHOULD

PROBABLY...

>> CAN I, UH, USE YOUR BATHROOM

BEFORE I GO?

>> SURE. [CLEARS THROAT]

>> OH, SHIT.

>> YOU GOT A REALLY NICE

PLACE HERE.

>> YEAH--

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

>> I LIKE TO WORK FOR MY MONEY.

HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU THE BEST

BLOW JOB YOU´VE EVER HAD.

AND THEN MAYBE I CAN STAY HERE.

>> I TOLD YOU, ASSHOLE.

I´M NOT GAY.

GET YOUR CLOTHES AND GET THE

HELL OUT OF HERE.

>> GAY...STRAIGHT, BI.

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT LABELS,

RIGHT?

A BLOW JOB´S A BLOW JOB.

>> GET OUT!

GET OUT!

BEFORE I BREAK YOUR GODDAMN

SKULL.

>> GET OUT!

[DOOR SLAMS]

>> YOU CAN SEE OUR STEEP THE

OCCLUSAL PLANE ANGLE IS HERE.

THAT´S THE SURFACE WHERE THE

UPPER AND LOWER TEETH MEET.

IN THE LEAST SEVERE CASES,

SURGICAL REPOSITIONING OF THE

UPPER AND LOWER JAWS IS USUALLY

ENOUGH TO NORMALIZE THE ANGLE.

>> BUT NOT WITH ME, RIGHT?

BECAUSE I´M MR. LUCKY.

>> THERE´S A PROCEDURE WHERE

WE CONNECT AN EXPANSION ROD ON

THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR FACE AND

TURN IT PERIODICALLY TO LENGTHEN

YOUR JAW. YOU´D NEED 3 OR 4

YEARS OF ORTHODONTICS, BUT THE--

>> NO. I´M NOT INTERESTED.

I´M USED TO THIS LEVEL OF UGLY.

I DON´T NEED TO ADD WIRES TO

MY FACE TO SCARE MORE

PEOPLE AWAY.

>> IT WOULD BE TEMPORARY.

ONCE THE JAW´S LENGTHENED--

>> I DON´T WANT TO GO THROUGH

THE PAIN.

I KNEW THIS WAS A MISTAKE.

MAYBE MY PARENTS WOULD´VE DONE

SOMETHING WHEN I WAS YOUNG,

IT COULD´VE WORKED.

BUT THEY DIDN´T. IT´S JUST

ME NOW.

>> NICE PLACE YOU´RE WORKING AT.

CLASSY.

>> I WAS, I WAS JUST GOING TO--

>> WELL, I THOUGHT I´D

SURPRISE YOU.

IT´S MORE FUN LIKE THIS.

I´M NOT EVEN GOING TO COUNT IT.

THAT´S HOW MUCH I TRUST YOU.

YOU LOOK GOOD.

LOVELIER THAN EVER.

SOONER THAN LATER.

>> HOW COULD YOU GIVE HIM MONEY?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THESE

PEOPLE ARE?

>> THEY´RE PEOPLE WHO ARE

HELPING HIM.

>> LIKE WHO, LIKE KIMBER?

>> YOU SHOULD´VE DISCUSSED THIS

WITH ME, JULIA.

>> WHY, YOU ALREADY TURNED

HIM DOWN.

>> WE BOTH AGREED A PSYCHIATRIST

WAS THE WAY TO GO.

>> WHEN YOU SEE YOUR HAPPY

CHILD TURN INTO A MOROSE,

CLINICALLY DEPRESSED YOUNG MAN,

YOU DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE

HIM HAPPY AGAIN BEFORE HE

DECIDES THAT HE CAN´T TAKE IT

ANYMORE.

>> SHE´S GOT A POINT. YOU DON´T

KNOW HOW DEPRESSED HE´S BEEN.

>> WHY DON´T YOU JUST GIVE HIM

A LOBOTOMY AND ADMIT YOU´RE

THROWING IN THE TOWEL. HE HAS

BEEN HIGH MAINTENANCE AND WITH

A SPECIAL NEEDS BABY ON

THE WAY--

>> THAT´S NOT FAIR.

>> NO, BUT IT´S TRUE.

MATT´S MY KID, AND HE HAS

SPECIAL NEEDS, TOO, AND I´M NOT

GIVING UP ON HIM JUST BECAUSE

HIS PARENTS ARE.

>> I MEAN, HE WOULD´VE FOUND THE

MONEY ANYWAY. HE WAS THAT

DETERMINED. DO YOU THINK I DID

THE WRONG THING?

>> I DON´T KNOW.

BUT I DON´T THINK IT MATTERS.

MATT´S FULLY COOKED. IT´S TOO

LATE TO CHANGE THE INGREDIENTS

NOW. YOU DO WHAT YOU CAN WHEN

YOU CAN. WHEN THERE´S STILL

ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A

DIFFERENCE.

>> YEAH.

>> JULIA...

I WANT TO DO AN OPERATION ON

THE BABY. WE CAN CLOSE

THE CLEFT. RECONSTRUCT THE

THUMB. IMPROVE HIS HAND

FUNCTIONING, HIS MOTOR SKILLS.

IT MAY TAKE MULTIPLE SURGERIES,

I CAN´T KNOW THAT YET, BUT I

WANT TO DO IT SOON. WHILE HE´S

STILL TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND.

BEFORE HE KNOWS ENOUGH TO BE

AFRAID OF THE PAIN.

>> OK.

DO IT, SEAN.

I MEAN, IF LIFE IS THIS HARD

FOR A KID LIKE MATT WITH 10

FINGERS AND 10 TOES, CAN YOU

IMAGINE HOW TOUGH IT´S GOING

TO BE FOR...CONNOR?

>> SO WE´VE DECIDED?

ON THE NAME, I MEAN.

>> YEAH. CONNOR McNAMARA.

IT´S A...IT´S A GOOD, STRONG

NAME, ISN´T IT?

>> YES.

>> LIKE HIS FATHER´S.

>> I MEAN, THE NAME BLU MONDAE

JUST DIDN´T FEEL LIKE ME

ANYMORE SINCE I GOT MY

TITS DONE. WANT ME TO TOUCH

MYSELF?

>> SURE. WHATEVER.

>> I´M GONNA GET OUT OF HERE.

ONCE I DECIDE WHAT I WANT TO DO,

YOU KNOW. OF COURSE THE TIPS

ARE GOOD. LOTS OF GUYS LIKE A

FLAT CHESTED GIRL. I´M REALLY

BUSY. BUT NOT FOR YOU. ANY TIME

YOU WANT A DANCE, JUST ASK FOR

ASHLEY. ASHLEY WEDNESDAY.

THAT´S MY NEW NAME. IT´S A LOT

CLASSIER, DON´T YOU THINK?

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