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Sean: HE'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT,
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JULIA. IT'S A SIMPLE RESET WITH
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A COUPLE OF STITCHES. IN 6
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WEEKS, HE'LL LOOK LIKE NEW.
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Julia: I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT
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WHAT HE'S GONNA LOOK LIKE, SEAN.
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I'M WORRIED ABOUT WHAT'S GOING
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ON INSIDE HIM THAT'S MAKING HIM
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LIE TO US ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
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HE'S BEEN COMPLETELY SHUT OFF
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FROM US SINCE YOU TOLD HIM
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ABOUT AVA.
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Sean: REALLY? I THOUGHT HIS
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ERRATIC BEHAVIOR BEGAN AFTER YOU
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DECIDED TO SERVE ME WITH DIVORCE
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PAPERS.
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Christian: WHAT IS WRONG WITH
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YOU TWO? MATT'S BLEEDING, AND
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YOU'RE SO SELF-INVOLVED YOU'RE
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FIGHTING OVER WHO GAVE HIM THE
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STRAIGHT RAZOR.
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Julia: CHRISTIAN, THIS REALLY
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ISN'T ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.
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Christian: YOUR NEGLECT OF MY
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SON IS MY BUSINESS. LOOK, I
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AGREED TO TAKE A BACK SEAT TO
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YOU TWO BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS
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BETTER TO MAINTAIN CONSISTENCY.
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OBVIOUSLY, I WAS WRONG. AS SOON
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AS WE'RE DONE RESETTING HIS
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FACE, I'M ENLISTING SOME
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PROFESSIONAL HELP SO WE
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CAN MAKE HIM TALK ABOUT WHAT
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HAPPENED.
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Julia: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
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CHRISTIAN, YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT
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THE DIFFERENT CLASSES OF TEQUILA
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THAN YOU KNOW ABOUT PARENTING.
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Christian: I KNOW ENOUGH TO KNOW
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THAT THE POUND WOULDN'T GIVE
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EITHER OF YOU A 10-YEAR-OLD MUTT
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COVERED IN ITS OWN SHIT RIGHT
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NOW.
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Christian: WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
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Sean: ASSISTING.
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Christian: ASSISTING WHO?
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Sean: ASSISTING ME. THIS KIND OF
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CRANIAL-FACIAL WORK IS QUENTIN'S
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SPECIALTY. NOT LETTING HIM
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OPERATE ON MATT WOULD BE...
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NEGLECTFUL.
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Matt: CAN'T YOU ALL DO IT?
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Christian: NO, MATT. IT'S A
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2-MAN JOB, AND YOUR FATHER KNEW
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THAT.
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Quentin: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. UH,
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WELL, I'M THE SHORT-TIMER.
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CHRISTIAN CAN ASSIST.
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Matt: WELL, WAIT. ARE YOU THE
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GUY THAT FIXED MY DAD'S FACE?
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Quentin: YES.
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Christian: IT'S OK, MATT.
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Sean: YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT.
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Liz: MATT, COUNT BACK FROM 10
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FOR ME, OK?
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Matt, muffled: 10...9...
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[SLOWER] 8...
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Sean: 11 BLADE...
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OSTEOTOME...
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MALLET.
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Christian: HOW LONG IS THIS
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GONNA TAKE, MR. MILLER? I'VE GOT
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A MEETING IN 45 MINUTES.
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Miller: OH, LIKE 10 MINUTES,
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TOPS. LOOK, I REALLY APPRECIATE
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YOU COMING ON SHORT NOTICE, DR.
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TROY. THE ADMINISTRATION'S
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PRETTY DOWN ON THE GREEK SYSTEM
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RIGHT NOW. WE'D PROBABLY BE
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EXPELLED FOR THIS.
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Christian: HOW'D YOU GET MY
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NUMBER?
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Miller: YOU DID MY MOM. HER
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NECK-LIFT. YOU DID A GREAT JOB,
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MAN. SHE GOT REMARRIED, LIKE, 4
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MONTHS LATER.
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Christian: CONGRATULATIONS.
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Miller: PLUS, YOU'RE KIND OF A
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LEGEND AROUND HERE.
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Quentin: LEGEND? WERE YOU A
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BROTHER AT THIS FRAT?
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Christian: CHAPTER PRESIDENT,
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CLASS OF '86.
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Miller: AND GUYS ARE STILL
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TALKING ABOUT HIM. HE TURNED
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THIS FRATERNITY FROM A SAUSAGE
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FEST INTO A PUSSY PALACE ALL BY
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HIMSELF, AND THAT'S WHY WE
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THOUGHT YOU'D BE COOL. NOW,
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WE CAN PAY YOU EVERYTHING IN OUR
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RITES OF SPRING PARTY FUND,
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WHICH IS, LIKE, 7 GRAND, BUT YOU
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HAVE TO KEEP THIS A SECRET.
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Christian: KEEP WHAT A SECRET?
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Miller: WE TRIED WATERING THEM
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DOWN AND PULLING THEM APART...
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[PLEDGES MOANING]
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BUT THIS STUFF IS LIKE CEMENT,
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MAN.
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Christian: CYANOACRYLATE. THIS
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IS INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH ADHESIVE.
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Miller: YEAH. WE TRIED CALLING
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THE 800 NUMBER ON THE BACK OF
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THE BOTTLE. THEY SAID ONCE IT
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DRIES, ALL YOU CAN USE TO
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UNSTICK IT IS A CHISEL OR A
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SCRAPER OR SANDPAPER.
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Christian: WE SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH
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LIDOCAINE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US
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FOR A QUICKIE.
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Quentin: YOU WANNA OPERATE IN
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HERE?
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Christian: IF WE DON'T SEPARATE
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THEM HERE, WE CAN'T TRANSPORT
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THEM.
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[PLEDGES MOAN]
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THEY'RE 18. WE NEED THEM TO
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SIGN THIS CONSENT FORM TO
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RELEASE US FROM ANY LIABILITY.
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Quentin: YOU CARRY AROUND YOUR
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OWN RELEASE OF LIABILITY FORMS.
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Christian: PHYSICIANS GET SUED
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FOR DOING THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER
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AT A RESTAURANT. YOU NEED TO BE
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PREPARED.
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Quentin: WELL, INFECTION
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SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM IF WE CAN
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RUSH THEM TO THE E.R. WE'RE
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GONNA HAVE TO DO SOME GRAFTING
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IN THE OFFICE, BUT IT CAN WAIT
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A DAY. LIDOCAINE OR NOT, IT'S
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GONNA HURT LIKE HELL.
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[PLEDGES MOAN]
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Christian: HEY, WHAT'S YOUR
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NAME?
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Derek: UH, D-DEREK JORDAN.
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Christian: DEREK, I NEED YOU TO
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SIGN THIS FORM SO THAT DR. COSTA
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AND I CAN PERFORM SURGERY ON THE
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THREE OF YOU. WE'RE GONNA GIVE
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YOU LOCAL ANESTHETIC, BUT, UH,
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THERE'S STILL GONNA BE SOME
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PAIN. NOW, YOU NEED TO STAY COOL
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WHILE WE'RE CUTTING, UNDERSTAND?
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Derek: GOT IT.
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Christian: THANK YOU, DEREK.
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Derek: MM-HMM.
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Christian: AND, YOU, SIR?
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Alex: SCREW THIS. I WANNA GO TO
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THE HOSPITAL. MY DAD'S A DOCTOR.
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I WANNA TALK TO MY DAD.
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Derek: YOUR DAD IS AN
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ORTHODONTIST, DICKWEED!
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Alex: YOU DON'T THINK DENTISTS
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HAVE TO GO TO MEDICAL SCHOOL,
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ASSHOLE?!
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Derek: JUST SIGN THE DAMN FORM,
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ALEX, OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL
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SHIT YOUR FACE.
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Gary: DUDE, I'M FREAKIN' OUT.
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IF THEY DON'T CUT ME OUT OF HERE
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SOON, I'M GONNA LOSE IT AND RIP
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MYSELF OFF.
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Alex: FINE. GIVE ME THE GODDAMN
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FORM.
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Christian: THERE WE GO.
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AND YOU? EXCELLENT. YOU GUYS
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MIGHT WANNA LEAVE. IT'S GONNA
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GET, UH, MESSY IN HERE. AHEM.
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AT LEAST GIVE US SOME ROOM?
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PLEASE? THANK YOU.
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Quentin: CAN I ASK YOU A
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QUESTION?
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Christian: MM-HMM.
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Quentin: WHY'D YOU ASK ME HERE
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WITH YOU INSTEAD OF SEAN?
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Christian: I WAS JUST THINKING
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THAT IF WE'RE GONNA BE PARTNERS,
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THEN WE NEEDED TO BE ACTIVE IN
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DEVELOPING OUR PROFESSIONAL
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RELATIONSHIP.
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BOTTOMS UP.
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[GARY GROANS]
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[PLEDGES MOANING AND WHIMPERING]
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READY? 1...2...3...
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Christian: SORRY. DID YOU READ
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THE FILE?
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Kit: ENOUGH OF IT.
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Christian: CAN YOU GET HIM TO
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TALK?
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Kit: I THINK I CAN HANDLE A
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TEENAGE BOY.
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Sean: YOUR DAD IS AN EXCELLENT
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SURGEON. AS SOON AS THE SWELLING
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GOES DOWN, THE GIRLS WON'T
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NOTICE A THING.
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Julia: WHO'S THIS?
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Christian: THIS IS KIT McGRAW.
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SHE'S A FRIEND OF MINE. SHE'S
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ALSO A DETECTIVE IN THE, UH, SEX
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CRIMES UNIT AT MIAMI-DADE.
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Matt: WELL, THIS WASN'T A SEX
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CRIME.
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Sean: THIS WAS JUST A SIMPLE
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SCHOOLYARD FIGHT. I MEAN, WHY
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WOULD WE WASTE MS. McGRAW'S TIME
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WITH IT?
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Christian: BECAUSE NONE OF THE
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DOUGHNUT-DUNKERS WHO HAVE
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INTERVIEWED HIM HAVE EVEN COME
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CLOSE TO FINDING OUT WHO DID
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THIS. KIT IS THE BEST DETECTIVE
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IN THE DEPARTMENT. SHE'S
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HANDLING THE, UM--THE CARVER
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CASE.
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Kit: THIS IS STANDARD STUFF FOR
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ME, MATT. THE FILE IS PRETTY
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CLEAR, BUT I'D LIKE TO GO OVER
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YOUR STORY AGAIN. THEY REALLY
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DID A NUMBER ON YOU,
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DIDN'T THEY?
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Julia: MATT SAID IT WAS JUST
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ONE GUY.
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Kit: THE BRUISING ON HIS ARMS IS
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INDICATIVE OF SOMEONE HOLDING
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HIM DOWN WHILE AT LEAST ONE
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OTHER PERSON WORKED OVER HIS
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FACE. YOU SEEM LIKE A PRETTY
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STRONG KID, BUT NOT EVEN YOU
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COULD FIGHT OFF 3 OR 4 GUYS,
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RIGHT, MATT?
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Matt: WELL...I MEAN, I GUESS IT
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COULD'VE BEEN MORE THAN ONE GUY.
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AFTER THE FIRST SUCKER PUNCH, I
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DON'T REALLY REMEMBER MUCH
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EXCEPT FOR THE FISTS.
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Kit: IN YOUR STATEMENT, YOU
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DESCRIBED THE GUY--GUYS--AS
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LATIN WITH SOME GANG TATTOOS.
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CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THEIR
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GIRLFRIENDS LOOKED LIKE?
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Matt: HOW THE HELL WOULD I
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KNOW THAT?
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Kit: THESE ARE FINGERNAIL MARKS.
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WHEN MEN SCRATCH THEY CAUSE
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SHALLOW, UNEVEN CUTS. THESE RUN
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DEEP AND CONSISTENT. SOMEONE
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WITH LONG MANICURED FINGERNAILS
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DID THIS. I WISH THEY'D SCRAPED
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THESE FOR POLISH.
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Matt: YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER. LIKE
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I SAID, I DON'T REMEMBER
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ANYTHING. UM, WHAT IS THIS, MOM?
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Julia: I THINK THIS IS ENOUGH,
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MISS McGRAW. MATT SHOULD REST
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NOW.
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Kit: THANKS, MATT. I'LL, UH,
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AMEND THE REPORT AND MAKE
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SURE THE INVESTIGATING OFFICER
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SEES IT.
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Christian: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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THAT'S IT?
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Kit: HE DOESN'T WANNA TALK.
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Christian: THAT DIDN'T STOP YOU
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FROM STRAPPING THE ELECTRODES
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TO MY NUTS.
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Kit: HE'S JUST A KID, CHRISTIAN.
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Christian: I DIDN'T BRING YOU
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HERE TO PLAY TETHERBALL WITH
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HIM, KIT.
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Kit: YOU'RE TAKING THE LEASH
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OFF? BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE
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WHAT YOU HEAR.
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HAVE YOU COMMITTED A CRIME IN
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THE LAST FEW WEEKS, MATT? RAPE,
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ASSAULT? SOMETHING TO PISS
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SOMEONE OFF ENOUGH FOR THEM
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TO SEEK REVENGE?
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Matt: WHAT? NO.
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Julia: MATT WAS THE VICTIM HERE.
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Kit: MATT IS LYING, MRS.
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McNAMARA. PEOPLE WHO GET
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ASSAULTED FOR NO REASON DON'T
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CONCEAL FACTS. THEY DON'T FORGET
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HOW MANY PEOPLE ATTACKED THEM OR
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IF THEY WERE MEN OR WOMEN.
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THAT'S WHAT GUILTY PEOPLE WHO
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WERE JUMPED FOR A REASON DO.
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Sean: ARE YOU SAYING HE DID
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SOMETHING TO PRECIPITATE THIS?
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Matt: WHOA. I GOT JUMPED. I
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CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TAKING HER
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WORD OVER MINE.
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Kit: THE POLICE REPORT SAYS YOU
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WERE SOAKING WET WHEN YOU WERE
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DISCOVERED, MATT. THE LAB
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RESULTS ON YOUR CLOTHES REVEALED
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THAT THE FLUID COVERING YOUR
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BODY WAS URINE.
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Julia: WE WEREN'T TOLD THAT. DID
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YOU KNOW THAT, SEAN?
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Sean: NO. THAT'S NOT IN THE
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FILE.
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Kit: NOT YET, BUT YOU KNOW HOW
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THAT WORKS, DOCTOR. YOU NEED LAB
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RESULTS QUICKLY, YOU JUST NEED
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TO KNOW WHO TO CALL. WHAT DID
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YOU DO TO HER, MATT? DID YOU
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SCREW HER BEST FRIEND, SLIP HER
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A ROOFIE, RAPE HER? WHAT MADE
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HER SO MAD THAT SHE AND A GROUP
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OF HER GIRLFRIENDS FELT THE NEED
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TO MESS UP YOUR PRETTY FACE AND
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THEN PISS ALL OVER YOU?
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Matt: YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT.
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Kit: I KNOW THAT I'D LIE, TOO,
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IF I HAD THE CRAP BEATEN OUT OF
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ME BY A BUNCH OF CHEERLEADERS.
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Matt: THEY WEREN'T CHEERLEADERS!
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THEY WERE MEN!
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THEY WERE MEN DRESSED AS WOMEN.
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ONE OF THEM MADE A PASS AT ME
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OUTSIDE OF A SHE-MALE BAR, AND
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I BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF
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HIM FOR IT. I GUESS THIS WAS
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REVENGE.
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Julia: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT
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A BAR FOR TRANSSEXUALS?
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Matt: I WAS LOOKING FOR AVA.
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[JULIA SIGHS]
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>> MILITARY SCHOOL?
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>> THE HUTTON ACADEMY IS NOT A
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MILITARY SCHOOL, IT'S A
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DISCIPLINARY INSTITUTION.
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>> AND THE 2 PLUMS BETWEEN MY
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LEGS ARE NOT BALLS, THEY'RE
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TESTICLES. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
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YOU WANT THIS FOR HIM.
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>> MATT NEEDS SOMETHING RADICAL,
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SO UNLESS YOU HAVE ANY BETTER
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SUGGESTIONS...
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>> HE'S DEPRESSED AND HIGHLY
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ANXIOUS. I SAW WE START HIM OFF
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ON A LOW DOSAGE OF LUVOX, AND
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XANAX FOR PANIC ATTACKS.
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>> YOU'RE NOT STARTING HIM ON
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ANYTHING. MATT'S NOT GONNA BE
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ABLE TO FACE HIS ISSUES IF HE'S
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IN A SEDATED HAZE.
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>> THEY'RE NOT SEDATIVES, THEY
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JUST HELP HIM RELAX ENOUGH SO
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THAT HE CAN DEAL WITH WHAT'S
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REALLY HURTING HIM.
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>> I DON'T KNOW, CHRISTIAN.
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MAYBE SEAN'S RIGHT. MATT NEEDS
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STRUCTURE, AND, YOU KNOW, MAYBE
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HUTTON WOULDN'T BE THE WORST
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IDEA FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS.
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>> YOU PUT HIM IN A STRAIGHT
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JACKET, AND I SWEAR TO GOD, HE
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WILL GNAW HIS ARMS OFF JUST TO
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GET OUT OF IT.
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>> WAKE UP, CHRISTIAN. OUR
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CODDLING AND LAISSEZ-FAIRE
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ATTITUDES LED TO HIM GETTING
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PISSED ON BY A BUNCH OF
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TRANSSEXUALS. KIDS WHOSE
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PARENTS ARE ON TOP OF THEM DON'T
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BEAT DOWN STRANGERS OUTSIDE OF
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BARS.
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>> I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS.
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>> IT'S 2 TO ONE. YOU DON'T HAVE
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A CHOICE.
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>> YOU ALL RIGHT?
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>> USED TO DO THIS WHEN HE WAS A
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KID, WATCH HIM SLEEP.
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>> WELL, HE'S GOING TO BE FINE.
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YOUNG SKIN, VERY ELASTIC.
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>> I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE
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OUTSIDE SCARS. THOSE I KNOW I
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CAN FIX.
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>> IS EVERY ONE OF YOUR
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SCREW-UPS YOUR FATHER'S FAULT?
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>> NO.
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>> THEN YOU NEED TO STOP KILLING
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YOURSELF ABOUT THIS. SHIT
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HAPPENS. PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES.
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YOU JUST NEED TO BLOW OFF SOME
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STEAM, AND GET SOME PERSPECTIVE.
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TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THAT VISE.
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IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, GIVE A
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CALL.
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>> HEY.
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>> YEAH?
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>> YOU WANNA GO GRAB SOME
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STONE-CRABS?
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>> I'D LOVE TO, BUT I HAVE
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PLANS. I THINK CHRISTIAN'S STILL
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HERE, THOUGH.
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>> IF I CAN'T OFFER HIM NAKED
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VICTORIA SECRET MODELS, AND A
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CASE OF CRISTAL, I'M PERSONA-
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NON-GRATA ON A FRIDAY NIGHT.
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>> DO YOU WANNA COME OUT WITH
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ME?
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>> IS THIS YOUR USUAL PARTY
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SCENE?
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>> NO. NO, EVEN I TEND TO SKEW A
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LITTLE OLDER. CHRISTIAN AND I
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WERE DOING SOME WORK OVER HERE
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YESTERDAY. THE INVITE WAS A
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THANK YOU.
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>> YOU AND CHRISTIAN? HE DIDN'T
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TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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>> WELL, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. IT
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WAS A COLLEGE PRANK GONE AWRY.
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>> WE DON'T BELONG HERE, THESE
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ARE JUST KIDS.
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>> SEAN, THESE ARE FOUNTAINS OF
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YOUTH. WE WORK ALL DAY ON
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FLABBY, MIDDLE-AGED FLESH, BOOB
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JOBS, TUMMY-TUCKS, LIPO...ALL WE
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DO IS TRY TO MAKE 40-YEAR-OLDS
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LOOK LIKE THESE GIRLS. YOU CAN
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SAY THIS IS RESEARCH. HEY,
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YOU'RE NOT A NERDY PRE-MED
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ANYMORE, SEAN. YOU ARE A
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HOT-SHIT PLASTIC SURGEON IN
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REASONABLY EXPENSIVE SHOES.
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THESE GIRLS ARE GONNA BE CLAWING
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FOR YOU.
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>> DOC, YOU MADE IT!
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>> HEY.
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>> HEY! IS DOCTOR TROY WITH YA?
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>> NO, HE SENDS HIS REGRETS, AND
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IS PARTNER DR. SEAN McNAMARA.
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>> RIGHT ON! HEY, MAN.
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>> HEY. WHAT ARE THE BRACELETS
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FOR?
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>> OH, IT'S A BRACELET PARTY.
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THEY'RE COLOR CODED. SEE, EVERY
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GIRL WHERE'S WHICH EVER COLOR
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THEY'RE LOOKING FOR TONIGHT.
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LIKE, BLUE MEANS THEY LIKE HEAD,
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DOUBLE BLUE MEANS THEY LIKE 69,
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PINK MEANS THEY'RE INTO GIRLS,
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TOO. SORTA STREAMLINES THE WHOLE
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PROCESS.
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>> IS THERE A BRACELET FOR
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GIRLS WHO LIKES GUYS TWICE THEIR
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AGE?
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>> GREEN. MEANS THEY LIKE MONEY.
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>> COME ON.
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>> HOW'S MATT, CHRISTIAN?
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>> HE'S RECOVERING FASTER FROM
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THE FIRST BEAT DOWN HE GOT THAN
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THE ONE HE GOT FROM HERR McGRAW.
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>> DON'T LET THIS SLIDE,
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CHRISTIAN. THAT KID HAS SOME
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DEEP-SEATED PROBLEMS.
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>> I THINK I'LL SKIP THE
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PARENTING ADVICE FROM THE GIRL
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WHO LIKES TO SPANK ME WHILE I
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CALL HER "DADDY."
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>> EVERY GAY BASHER I'VE EVER
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BUSTED WAS EXPRESSING SOMETHING
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THEY COULDN'T SAFELY EXPRESS
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SEXUALLY.
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>> ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT MATT
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IS GAY?
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>> I'M JUST SUGGESTING THAT HE
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SHOULD TALK TO SOMEBODY.
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>> 3 TICKETS TO THE VIN DIESEL
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MOVIE.
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>> OK.
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>> I THOUGHT WE WERE SEEING JUDE
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LAW.
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>> I AM NOT SITTING THROUGH 3
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HOURS OF JUDE LAW. DOESN'T HE
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GET CASTRATED AT THE END THIS
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ONE?
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>> YOU ALWAYS GET TO CHOOSE THE
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MOVIE. WE HAVEN'T SEEN A MOVIE I
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LIKED IN 2 YEARS.
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>> WELL, I'M SORRY IF THE MOVIES
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I LIKE AREN'T THE CINEMATIC
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MASTERPIECES YOU DIRECT, KIMBER.
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>> THOSE MASTERPIECES GROSSED
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MORE IN THE FIRST MONTH DVD
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SALES THEN YOU MADE LAST YEAR,
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ASSHOLE.
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>> THIS IS YOUR FAULT. YOU'RE
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CONSTANTLY WHISPERING IN HER
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EAR, TRYING TO BOX ME OUT.
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>> YOU'VE BEEN TREATING KIMBER
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LIKE SHIT FOR YEARS. YOU SHOULD
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BE THANKING ME FOR HELPING YOUR
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RELATIONSHIP GROW BY MAKING SURE
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SHE STANDS UP FOR HERSELF.
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>> KIMBER AND I UNDERSTAND EACH
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00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,144
OTHER. WE'VE GOT A SHORTHAND.
513
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,145
>> YEAH, AND YOU'VE BEEN USING
514
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,313
IT TO SLAP HER IN THE ASS.
515
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,514
KIMBER'S NOT SOME BIMBO MODEL
516
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,349
ANYMORE. SHE DOESN'T NEED YOU.
517
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,717
YOU WANNA KEEP HER AROUND, I
518
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,851
RECOMMEND THAT YOU CHOOSE YOUR
519
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,354
MOVES, AND YOUR MOVIES, MORE
520
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:39,559
CAREFULLY. CHEER UP. IF YOU'RE
521
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,627
GOOD, I'LL GIVE YOU A HANDJOB IN
522
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:45,332
AN HOUR OR 2.
523
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,533
>> 2 FOR THE ONE WHERE THE GUY
524
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,535
GETS HIS BALLS CUT OFF.
525
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,338
>> HERE YOU GO.
526
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:54,274
>> JERK EACH OTHER OFF.
527
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,232
>> HI.
528
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:23,603
>> HI.
529
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,937
>> I'M AMBER.
530
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:31,511
>> SEAN. MY TIE. WHAT DO THE
531
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,746
BRAIDED ONES MEAN?
532
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,283
>> THAT MEANS FOR THE RIGHT GUY,
533
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:42,389
I'D DO ANYTHING. THANK YOU.
534
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:45,458
CHEERS.
535
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,843
>> I'M HAPPY TO GIVE YOU A
536
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,545
CURSORY EXAMINATION, AMBER, BUT
537
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,714
I CAN TELL YOU BEFORE I EVEN
538
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:08,815
LOOK YOU DO NOT NEED
539
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:12,219
LIPOSUCTION.
540
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:26,399
WAIT. NOW, COME ON. I'M OLD
541
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,268
ENOUGH TO BE YOUR FATHER.
542
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,936
>> AGE IS JUST A STATE OF MIND.
543
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,871
MY MEDIEVAL LIT PROFESSOR TAUGHT
544
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:36,743
ME THAT. I SLEPT WITH HIM, TOO.
545
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,823
DO ALL SURGEONS HAVE SUCH GREAT
546
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,493
HANDS?
547
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:54,827
>> DO ALL ANTHROPOLOGY MAJORS
548
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:59,832
HAVE SUCH GREAT BREASTS?
549
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:03,370
>> YOU ARE CUTE.
550
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:23,556
>> HI. DO YOU GUYS MIND IF WE
551
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,891
USE THE BED?
552
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,727
>> OH, NO PROBLEM.
553
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:45,278
[QUENTIN MOANING LOUDLY]
554
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,531
>> UM, I'M SORRY. I'VE GOT TO
555
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:08,568
GO. SORRY.
556
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:25,518
>> LOOKING FOR SOMEONE? HOW DOES
557
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:26,919
IT FEEL?
558
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:32,692
>> IT THROBS A LITTLE.
559
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,462
>> THIS'LL HELP.
560
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,106
>> ARE YOU PISSED AT ME FOR
561
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:48,040
WANTING THAT OTHER GUY TO DO MY
562
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,577
SURGERY?
563
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:51,911
>> BIOLOGY ASIDE, MATTIE, WE'RE
564
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,046
FRIENDS. TAKES A LOT MORE THAN
565
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,148
THAT TO PISS OFF A FRIEND.
566
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,850
>> WHAT ABOUT MOM AND DAD?
567
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:58,885
>> THEY'RE NOT QUITE SO HIGH ON
568
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,620
YOU RIGHT NOW. THEY WANNA SEND
569
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,688
YOU TO HUTTON ACADEMY FOR THE
570
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:02,855
REST OF THE SEMESTER.
571
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,757
>> THAT PLACE IS A PRISON CAMP,
572
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:05,992
MAN. THEY CAN'T DO THAT.
573
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,794
>> TECHNICALLY, THEY CAN, BUT
574
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:11,464
WE'RE NOT GONNA LET 'EM. TO MAKE
575
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,599
THE SITUATION RIGHT, YOU AND I
576
00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:21,107
HAVE TO WORK AS A TEAM. THIS IS
577
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,875
AN ANTIDEPRESSANT. TAKE ONE
578
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:27,514
TABLET EVERY MORNING. THIS IS
579
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,482
FOR ANXIETY ATTACKS. TAKE ONE
580
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,183
TABLET EVERY TIME YOU FEEL LIKE
581
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,119
YOU'RE LOSING IT. BUT NO BOOZE
582
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,522
WITH THESE? HMM?
583
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,590
>> OK.
584
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:40,993
>> NOT SO FAST.
585
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:43,129
WE'RE TEAMMATES, RIGHT?
586
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,598
>> YEAH.
587
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:46,599
>> I WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT
588
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:49,035
YOU AND EVA. WERE YOU COMPLETELY
589
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,470
FOOLED OR WAS THERE SOMETHING
590
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:51,471
ABOUT HER BEING A MAN THAT
591
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:52,472
WORKED FOR YOU?
592
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,172
>> WHY DOES EVERYONE SUDDENLY
593
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,474
THINK I'M GAY?
594
00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:55,174
>> BECAUSE YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
595
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,609
YOU DIDN'T GO TO THAT TRANNY BAR
596
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:57,644
BELIEVING YOU'D ACTUALLY FIND
597
00:22:57,644 --> 00:23:00,613
HER.
598
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:01,614
LOOK, IT'S TOTALLY COOL WITH ME
599
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,615
IF YOU ARE.
600
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:06,052
>> LOOK, I LIKE GIRLS, OK?
601
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,220
I LIKED EVA BECAUSE I THOUGHT
602
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:15,895
SHE WAS ONE.
603
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:16,963
>> I GUESS SOMEONE WITH YOUR
604
00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,164
LIMITED EXPERIENCE COULD BE
605
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:20,166
FOOLED BY HER. IT WAS ONLY
606
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,601
THROUGH MY EXTENSIVE VAGINAL
607
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:22,802
EXPERTISE THAT I REALIZED I WAS
608
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:27,073
INSIDE SOMETHING ARTIFICIAL.
609
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:32,178
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN INSIDE?
610
00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:36,949
DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?
611
00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:38,785
>> JUST ONCE.
612
00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:39,819
HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK WE
613
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,220
REALIZED SHE WAS A POST-OP?
614
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:44,156
>> YOU CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND?!
615
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:47,894
HEY! FRIENDS DON'T SLEEP WITH
616
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,029
EACH OTHER'S GIRLFRIENDS!
617
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:51,698
OH, WAIT. BUT I GUESS YOU HAVE
618
00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:52,799
A HABIT OF DOING THAT, DON'T
619
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:53,666
YOU?
620
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:54,601
>> I WAS TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM
621
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,936
HER, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
622
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,070
I THOUGHT THAT IF SHE HAD SEX
623
00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,539
WITH ME, YOU WOULD SEE HER FOR
624
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:00,773
THE MANIPULATIVE SLUT THAT SHE
625
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:01,541
IS.
626
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,241
>> OH? AND HOW DID YOU THINK I
627
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:03,275
WAS GONNA FEEL ABOUT YOU
628
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,043
AFTERWARDS?
629
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:06,078
>> I DIDN'T CARE! I'D RATHER YOU
630
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,279
HATE ME THAN SEE YOU DESTROY
631
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,049
YOURSELF.
632
00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:18,124
>> LET HER GO.
633
00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:36,943
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
634
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,978
>> OH, I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST
635
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,547
PICKING UP A COUPLE OF THINGS TO
636
00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,549
BRING TO MATT, YOU KNOW, MAKE
637
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:45,117
HIM FEEL MORE AT HOME.
638
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:51,023
I GUESS I'VE BEEN LINGERING.
639
00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:53,860
>> I KNOW THE FEELING.
640
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,094
I ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP IN HERE
641
00:24:55,094 --> 00:25:01,568
LAST NIGHT.
642
00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:05,104
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO US, SEAN?
643
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:06,706
YOU KNOW, I LOOK AT HIS BED,
644
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:09,709
AND I REMEMBER THE 3 OF US
645
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,844
SPENDING ALL DAY IN THAT DAMN
646
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,213
FURNITURE SHOWROOM HAGGLING OVER
647
00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:16,048
$200, REMEMBER, WITH THE
648
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,350
SALESMAN WEARING THE BAD TOUPEE.
649
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,988
>> [LAUGHS] OH, GOD.
650
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:24,624
>> [SIGHS] THOSE PARENTS WOULD
651
00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:27,760
HAVE NEVER LET THIS ALL HAPPEN.
652
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,962
THEY WERE NAIVE, BUT...
653
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:32,131
THEY LOVED EACH OTHER.
654
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:33,866
>> THERE'S STILL LOVE, JULIE.
655
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:39,606
IT'S JUST...
656
00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:40,940
IT'S JUST BURIED UNDER ALL
657
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:47,279
THIS...SHIT.
658
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:48,615
>> LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT THE
659
00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:53,352
BOTTOM OF THE DESK DRAWER.
660
00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,321
>> "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO DR.
661
00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:59,759
AND MRS. PERFECT, LOVE MATT...
662
00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:03,162
YOUR SON." HA! THAT'S GREAT.
663
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,631
WHEN IS THIS FROM?
664
00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:08,768
>> FOURTH GRADE.
665
00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,971
[SIGHS]
666
00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:19,045
>> I SHOULDN'T HAVE BLAMED YOU
667
00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:25,652
FOR ALL THIS.
668
00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:27,319
JUST TELL ME EVERYTHING'S GONNA
669
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:30,690
BE ALL RIGHT.
670
00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:31,891
>> EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALL
671
00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,359
RIGHT.
672
00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:11,130
[PASSIONATE MOANING]
673
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:33,252
>> VERY NICE.
674
00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,866
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
675
00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:47,834
>> I THOUGHT I'D CHECK MYSELF
676
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:50,737
OUT. I DON'T CARE HOW EXPENSIVE
677
00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:51,904
THE SHEETS ARE IN THAT RECOVERY
678
00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:53,205
SPA, IT STILL SMELLS LIKE A DAMN
679
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:54,273
HOSPITAL.
680
00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:55,174
>> THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS A
681
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:56,442
HOSPITAL, MATT, FOR PATIENTS
682
00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:57,777
THAT NEED AROUND-THE-CLOCK
683
00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:58,811
MONITORING. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
684
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:01,748
BE ON IV FLUIDS FOR 2 MORE DAYS.
685
00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:02,882
>> I CAN SEE WHY YOU'D WANT ME
686
00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:04,150
THERE. WHAT'S THE MATTER,
687
00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:05,417
YOUR OWN BED HAVE TOO MANY BAD
688
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:06,886
MEMORIES?
689
00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:07,820
>> THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS
690
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,756
LIKE, MATT.
691
00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:10,823
>> HEY, IT'S COOL. IF YOU GUYS
692
00:28:10,823 --> 00:28:12,291
WANNA GIVE IT ANOTHER GO...
693
00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:13,359
>> NO, WE'RE NOT GIVING IT
694
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,161
ANOTHER GO. IT WAS A ONE-TIME
695
00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:17,797
THING.
696
00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:19,298
>> I'M GONNA GO PUT CLEAN SHEETS
697
00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:24,336
ON MY BED...AND TAKE A NAP.
698
00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:26,806
>> XANEX?!
699
00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:31,477
WHO PRESCRIBED THESE FOR YOU?
700
00:28:31,477 --> 00:28:34,513
>> MY DAD.
701
00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:36,115
SEE, THAT'S THE ADVANTAGE OF
702
00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:37,549
HAVING 3 PARENTS. YOU CAN ALWAYS
703
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,185
BE SURE THAT ONE'S GONNA GIVE
704
00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:42,088
YOU WHAT YOU NEED.
705
00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:42,989
>> HEY--
706
00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:44,056
>> HEY! DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS
707
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,057
ON ME!
708
00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:45,958
>> THESE DRUGS ARE ONLY GONNA
709
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,293
STOP YOUR PAIN TEMPORARILY.
710
00:28:47,293 --> 00:28:48,294
THEY'RE NOT GONNA HELP YOU DEAL
711
00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:50,830
WITH YOUR REAL PROBLEMS.
712
00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,498
>> YOU MIGHT THINK YOU OUTRANK
713
00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:54,466
EVERYONE, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
714
00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,202
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I NEED
715
00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:57,436
RIGHT NOW.
716
00:28:57,436 --> 00:28:58,905
>> THEN TELL US, MATT.
717
00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,339
WE'RE YOUR PARENTS. WE'RE NOT
718
00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:01,874
THE ENEMY.
719
00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:03,976
>> YES, TELL ME. DO YOU NEED ME
720
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:06,478
TO HUG YOU? HIT YOU? WHATEVER IT
721
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:07,947
TAKES TO GET YOU BACK, I'LL DO
722
00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:10,382
IT.
723
00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:12,118
>> THEN GIVE ME MY PILLS AND
724
00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:14,153
LEAVE ME ALONE.
725
00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:16,055
>> I CAN'T DO THAT.
726
00:29:16,055 --> 00:29:16,989
YOU'RE IN NO CONDITION TO BE
727
00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:18,858
SELF-MEDICATING.
728
00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:20,960
>> DON'T ASK ME WHAT I NEED IF
729
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,061
YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO GIVE IT TO
730
00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:32,238
ME, ALL RIGHT?
731
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:33,539
[DOOR CLOSES]
732
00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:41,513
[MUSIC PLAYING]
733
00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:43,282
Christian: GOT IT.
734
00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:30,596
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOOK
735
00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:31,563
THOSE FRAT BOYS UP ON THEIR
736
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,365
OFFER. ROCKIN' THE CRADLE OF
737
00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:34,400
LOVE, HUH?
738
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,402
>> YEAH. IT WAS ALMOST TOO EASY.
739
00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:37,369
WE WERE LIKE THESE TWO VULVA
740
00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:38,337
MAGNETS.
741
00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:39,571
>> WE?
742
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:43,342
>> YEAH. SEAN CAME WITH ME.
743
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:45,577
>> SEAN? I...CAN'T SEE SEAN
744
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:47,313
ENJOYING SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
745
00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:48,247
>> WELL, TELL THAT TO THE CO-ED
746
00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:56,455
WHO HAD HER HEAD ON HIS LAP.
747
00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:57,556
>> I WISH I HAD THE ENERGY FOR A
748
00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,926
LITTLE VAGINA U, BUT, UH...
749
00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:02,294
I GOT MY HANDS FULL AT HOME.
750
00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:04,063
>> OH? GIRLFRIEND?
751
00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:05,164
>> MY GIRLFRIEND I CAN HANDLE.
752
00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:06,232
IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND
753
00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,467
THAT'S WIPING ME OUT.
754
00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:12,404
>> [CHUCKLES] YOU ARE MY IDOL.
755
00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:13,940
HOW DO YOU GET UP FOR WORK?
756
00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:14,673
>> THE SEX ISN'T THE TIRING
757
00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:15,574
PART. IT'S THE CONSTANT
758
00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:17,209
JOCKEYING FOR POSITION.
759
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,945
I FIND MYSELF FIGHTING NONSTOP
760
00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:21,313
TO KEEP MY STATUS AS COCK OF THE
761
00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:22,248
WALK.
762
00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:23,215
>> I KNOW. SOUNDS LIKE QUITE A
763
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:25,017
BURDEN. HEY, ANYTIME I CAN HELP
764
00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:27,486
YOU OUT...
765
00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:30,322
>> HOW ABOUT TONIGHT?
766
00:31:30,322 --> 00:31:34,226
I'M SERIOUS. I--I NEED A BREAK.
767
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:35,461
COME TAKE KIT OFF MY HANDS FOR
768
00:31:35,461 --> 00:31:37,729
THE NIGHT, HMM? COLLEGE BJ's
769
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,966
ARE NICE, Q, BUT, UH, AIM A
770
00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:44,703
LITTLE HIGHER.
771
00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:45,537
>> CHRISTIAN, ARE YOU SURE
772
00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:46,505
THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY
773
00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:47,406
JEALOUSY? I'D HATE TO HAVE
774
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,541
THINGS BE AWKWARD AROUND HERE.
775
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,643
>> [LAUGHS] HARDLY.
776
00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:53,980
I'D CONSIDER IT A...
777
00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:58,550
PERSONAL FAVOR.
778
00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:02,354
[ALL LAUGHING]
779
00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:04,123
>> SO, CHRISTIAN TELLS ME THAT
780
00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:06,092
YOU'RE WORKING THE CARVER CASE.
781
00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:07,459
ANY LEADS?
782
00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,395
>> SOME.
783
00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:10,596
YOU'VE GOT TO STALK HIS KIND OF
784
00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:13,465
PREDATOR. IT TAKES TIME.
785
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,101
MY LAST CASE TOOK 2 YEARS.
786
00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:16,202
SOME PSYCHO NEAR STEPNEY GREEN
787
00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:17,236
WHO GOT OFF ON ATTACKING
788
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:19,171
COUPLES. HE'D TIE THE MAN UP
789
00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:21,040
AND THEN MAKE HIM WATCH AS HE
790
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:26,478
RAPED THE GIRL.
791
00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:27,546
>> WELL, THERE'S A FETISH FOR
792
00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:32,084
EVERYONE, ISN'T THERE?
793
00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:34,486
I'M SORRY, KIMBER, UH...
794
00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:36,722
THIS IS VERY EMBARRASSING.
795
00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:38,424
I'M COMPLETELY STAR-STRUCK.
796
00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:41,427
I--I'VE SEEN ALL YOUR MOVIES.
797
00:32:41,427 --> 00:32:43,095
>> HOW SWEET.
798
00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:44,763
I HAVE A NEW SERIES COMING UP.
799
00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:46,632
IT'S CALLED TWO GIRLS, A GUY,
800
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:48,100
AND A CUM FACE. IT'S LOOSELY
801
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,201
BASED ON OUR PERSONAL
802
00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:50,269
EXPERIENCES.
803
00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:51,203
>> WE'LL BE SURE TO SEND YOU
804
00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:54,406
THE DVDs.
805
00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:57,276
>> PORN'S FOR FAT KIDS.
806
00:32:57,276 --> 00:32:58,110
WHY NOT OFFER HIM THE REAL
807
00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:06,718
THING?
808
00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:10,522
>> I--I WOULDN'T WANT TO IMPOSE.
809
00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:11,557
>> CHRISTIAN WON'T MIND A FRIEND
810
00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:13,692
LENDING A HAND.
811
00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:15,261
>> NOT AT ALL. QUENTIN, IF
812
00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:18,230
THAT'S WHAT KIT WANTS,
813
00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:22,134
SHE'S ALL YOURS.
814
00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:31,743
>> IF YOU LIKE HER MOVIES,
815
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:32,711
WAIT 'TIL YOU HAVE HER WHEN
816
00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:34,313
SHE'S NOT ACTING. SHE TASTES
817
00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:36,348
LIKE HOME MAPLE SYRUP.
818
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:37,383
>> KIMBER ISN'T A CONDIMENT FROM
819
00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:38,584
IHOP, SWEETHEART.
820
00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:39,651
SHE'S NOT TO BE PASSED AROUND
821
00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:43,255
THE TABLE.
822
00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:44,223
IT'S NOT YOUR PLACE TO INVITE
823
00:33:44,223 --> 00:33:48,794
HIM INTO OUR ARRANGEMENT, KIT.
824
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,096
>> YOU'RE RIGHT, CHRISTIAN.
825
00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:53,332
WE NEED A MAJORITY. WOULD YOU
826
00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:54,500
LIKE US TO MAKE LOVE TO QUENTIN
827
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,034
TONIGHT, BABY?
828
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:03,709
>> SURE. WHY NOT?
829
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:07,279
>> THEN IT'S DECIDED.
830
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:08,880
UNLESS YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE,
831
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,617
CHRISTIAN. OR INTIMIDATED.
832
00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:22,394
>> BABY, DON'T WORRY. IF HE'S
833
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,696
TAKING CARE OF HER, THEN I CAN
834
00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:26,598
HAVE YOU ALL TO MYSELF AGAIN.
835
00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:38,177
>> TO, UM, EVEN NUMBERS.
836
00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:14,746
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
837
00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:16,715
>> HELLO?
838
00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:18,284
>> IS MATT THERE?
839
00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:19,551
>> NO, WHAT'S WRONG?
840
00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:20,619
>> WHAT'S WRONG IS THAT OUR SON
841
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:21,853
HAS POLISHED OFF OUR ENTIRE
842
00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,522
LIQUOR CABINET.
843
00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:24,923
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS HIM?
844
00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:26,858
>> RIGHT, JULIA, I SHOULDN'T
845
00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:28,960
ASSUME. MAYBE THE BOOZE ELVES
846
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,196
HAD A BIG BLOWOUT WHILE I WAS
847
00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:31,230
AT WORK!
848
00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:32,531
>> OH, JESUS, HE KNOWS HE'S NOT
849
00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:34,500
SUPPOSED TO BE DRINKING.
850
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:35,634
>> IF MATT SHOWS UP THERE, TELL
851
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,469
HIM I EXPECT HIM AND YOU AND
852
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:38,604
CHRISTIAN OVER HERE TOMORROW
853
00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:39,771
NIGHT TO SETTLE THIS.
854
00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:48,180
[HEAVY BREATHING AND MOANING]
855
00:36:47,973 --> 00:36:49,040
>> WHAT'S WRONG?
856
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,976
>> TELL ME THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT,
857
00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:52,511
QUENTIN.
858
00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:54,846
>> RELAX, CHRISTIAN. WE'RE ALL
859
00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:56,047
JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME.
860
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,449
>> NO, I NEED TO HEAR HIM SAY
861
00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:58,884
IT. I NEED TO HEAR HIM SAY THAT
862
00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:01,553
HE DID NOT MEAN TO GRAB MY ASS.
863
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:04,456
>> I THINK I SHOULD GO.
864
00:37:15,534 --> 00:37:17,703
>> WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT
865
00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,571
YOU WERE BI?
866
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,307
>> YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THE
867
00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:22,474
SPECIFICS OF YOUR SEX LIFE
868
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:24,843
UNTIL THIS AFTERNOON. FRANKLY,
869
00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:27,245
I ASSUMED YOU WERE, TOO.
870
00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:31,683
>> WELL, I'M NOT.
871
00:37:31,683 --> 00:37:36,021
>> WELL, THIS IS MY FAULT.
872
00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:38,957
I BROKE RULE NUMBER ONE.
873
00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:41,259
NEVER CUM WHERE YOU EAT.
874
00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:48,700
THANK YOU FOR A LOVELY EVENING.
875
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:51,537
YOU'RE BOTH INCREDIBLE.
876
00:37:56,908 --> 00:37:59,745
>> WELL THEN, CHRISTIAN.
877
00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,480
>> GET OUT OF MY BED.
878
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,381
>> EXCUSE ME?
879
00:38:02,381 --> 00:38:03,815
>> I'M TIRED OF ALL THIS 3-WAY
880
00:38:03,815 --> 00:38:05,116
BULLSHIT. I WANT MY GIRLFRIEND
881
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,552
BACK. SHE'S MINE.
882
00:38:06,552 --> 00:38:08,354
>> KIMBER ISN'T A POSSESSION,
883
00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:09,788
CHRISTIAN. SHE DOESN'T BELONG
884
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,523
TO YOU.
885
00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:14,460
>> YES, I DO.
886
00:38:18,464 --> 00:38:20,699
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, AND YOU'RE
887
00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:22,768
REALLY AMAZING, KIT, BUT I
888
00:38:22,768 --> 00:38:23,735
AGREED TO LET YOU JOIN US
889
00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:24,836
BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP
890
00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:26,304
MAKE CHRISTIAN FEEL BETTER.
891
00:38:28,674 --> 00:38:31,977
NOW HE DOES. I LIKE YOU, BUT
892
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:32,978
I LOVE HIM.
893
00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:42,721
>> I HAD HIGHER EXPECTATIONS
894
00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:44,890
OF YOU, CHRISTIAN, BUT THE TRUTH
895
00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:46,057
IS, YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN
896
00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:48,427
A DOMESTICATED HOUSE CAT WITH
897
00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:49,495
AN EXPENSIVE HAIRCUT AND
898
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:50,962
NO SENSE OF ADVENTURE.
899
00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:52,163
>> DOMESTICATED OR NOT,
900
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:54,533
THERE'S NO PUSSY FOR YOU HERE.
901
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,835
GO FIND ONE SOMEPLACE ELSE.
902
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:04,543
>> YOU'LL NEVER FEEL TRULY SAFE
903
00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:05,944
WITH HIM, KIMBER.
904
00:39:35,073 --> 00:39:37,042
>> MATT WILL BE AT MY HOUSE
905
00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:40,045
AT 7:00. I'LL GET TAKEOUT.
906
00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:41,112
>> DON'T ORDER FOR ME.
907
00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:43,114
I WON'T BE THERE.
908
00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:44,550
>> THIS IS IMPORTANT, CHRISTIAN.
909
00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:45,551
>> WHICH IS WHY HE NEEDS HIS
910
00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:47,819
PARENTS THERE. HIS REAL PARENTS.
911
00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:50,689
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO
912
00:39:50,689 --> 00:39:52,090
MR. HANDS-ON DAD?
913
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:02,033
>> THREES DON'T WORK.
914
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,002
SOME OLD CUSTOMS ARE STILL
915
00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:06,171
AROUND FOR GOOD REASON.
916
00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:08,039
ONE WIFE, ONE HUSBAND,
917
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:10,742
TWO PARENTS.
918
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,177
>> IT WOULD HELP US TO HAVE YOU
919
00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:14,145
THERE. HE RESPECTS YOUR OPINION
920
00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:15,981
MORE THAN ANY OF OURS RIGHT NOW.
921
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:23,021
I'VE GOT AN 8:30 LIFT
922
00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:24,189
WITH QUENTIN.
923
00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:25,123
>> MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DROP
924
00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:29,260
THE SCALPEL. OUR NEW PARTNER...
925
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,261
PLAYS FOR BOTH TEAMS.
926
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,062
>> YOU'RE JOKING.
927
00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:31,897
>> MM-HMM.
928
00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:32,964
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
929
00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:34,132
>> HE MADE A PASS AT ME LAST
930
00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:35,200
NIGHT.
931
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,668
>> YOU SURE IT WAS A PASS?
932
00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:37,936
COULD YOU HAVE MISCONSTRUED
933
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:38,537
SOMETHING?
934
00:40:38,537 --> 00:40:39,871
>> I'VE NEVER HAD A BUDDY TRY TO
935
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,139
SNAKE HIS PINKIE UP MY ASS JUST
936
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,508
FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.
937
00:40:42,508 --> 00:40:43,542
>> I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING
938
00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:44,543
WEIRD ABOUT THE WAY HE WAS
939
00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:45,644
LOOKING AT ME AT THAT PARTY.
940
00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:46,945
>> MAKES SENSE. I THINK HE'S
941
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:49,114
GOT A LITTLE MAN-CRUSH ON YOU.
942
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:50,081
>> ON ME?! YOU'RE THE ONE HE
943
00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:53,585
TRIED TO SCREW.
944
00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:55,521
>> SOMEBODY TELL A GOOD JOKE?
945
00:40:55,521 --> 00:40:58,724
>> NO, JUST SOMETHING I SAW IN
946
00:40:58,724 --> 00:41:00,626
THE PAPER THIS MORNING.
947
00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:03,695
>> OH. IT MUST HAVE BEEN
948
00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:04,696
A PRETTY FUNNY ARTICLE.
949
00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:05,697
>> YEAH.
950
00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:06,765
>> YEAH.
951
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:11,236
>> UH, HEY...
952
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,574
DID EITHER OF YOU READ THE
953
00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:18,109
ARTICLE LAST WEEK ABOUT THE
954
00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:19,177
OHIO STATE SUPREME COURT RULING
955
00:41:19,177 --> 00:41:22,814
THAT UPHELD A $6 MILLION AWARD
956
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:26,017
TO A BISEXUAL WOMAN WHO ACCUSED
957
00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,986
THE LAW OFFICES WHERE SHE WAS
958
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:28,987
CLERKING OF TURNING HER SEXUAL
959
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,121
PRACTICES INTO WATER COOLER
960
00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:32,858
GOSSIP?
961
00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:36,161
IT WAS A LANDMARK CASE.
962
00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:40,866
$6 MILLION. THAT SETS A
963
00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:42,834
MOTHERLODE OF A PRECEDENT, EH?
964
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:45,070
BASICALLY SHUT THE FIRM DOWN.
965
00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:51,710
SEE YOU IN SURGERY.
966
00:42:05,891 --> 00:42:09,060
Julia: OH, GOD.
967
00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:14,099
MATT, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
968
00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:15,133
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
969
00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:16,668
2 HOURS AGO.
970
00:42:16,668 --> 00:42:18,169
>> OH, I MUST HAVE LOST TRACK
971
00:42:18,169 --> 00:42:19,270
OF TIME.
972
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:20,639
>> MATTIE, THIS IS SERIOUS.
973
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:21,973
>> OH, I'M SURE IT IS, MAN,
974
00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:23,642
BUT, UH, MY FACE IS KILLING ME,
975
00:42:23,642 --> 00:42:24,710
SO MAYBE WE CAN GET TOGETHER
976
00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:25,777
AT THE DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY
977
00:42:25,777 --> 00:42:26,845
CHRISTMAS PARTY, HUH?
978
00:42:26,845 --> 00:42:28,980
>> THAT'S ENOUGH, MATT.
979
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:31,783
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING AGAIN?
980
00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:34,319
>> YEAH, JUST A COUPLE OF BEERS.
981
00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:37,723
>> WHO ARE YOU? I DON'T EVEN
982
00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:40,025
RECOGNIZE YOU ANYMORE.
983
00:42:40,025 --> 00:42:42,327
>> THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ALL
984
00:42:42,327 --> 00:42:44,796
LOOK SO FAMILIAR TO ME.
985
00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:45,897
>> EVERYTHING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
986
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,298
IS SOME KIND OF SNIDE, SMARTASS
987
00:42:47,298 --> 00:42:50,669
COMMENT. WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?
988
00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:54,940
>> WELL, UH, LET'S SEE. IN THE
989
00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:56,207
PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS, I FOUND
990
00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:58,343
OUT THAT MY DAD'S BEST FRIEND
991
00:42:58,343 --> 00:43:01,379
IS MY REAL DAD, MY OLD DAD BEAT
992
00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:03,048
THE CRAP OUT OF MY MOM AND THREW
993
00:43:03,048 --> 00:43:05,817
HER OUT OF THE HOUSE, MY PARENTS
994
00:43:05,817 --> 00:43:07,986
RUINED MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THE
995
00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:09,888
ONLY WOMAN I'VE EVER LOVED AND
996
00:43:09,888 --> 00:43:12,223
THEN LET IT SLIP THAT NOT ONLY
997
00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:14,960
WAS SHE A MAN, BUT THAT ONE OF
998
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,162
THEM SLEPT WITH HER.
999
00:43:17,162 --> 00:43:20,231
IS THAT ENOUGH? OR SHOULD I
1000
00:43:20,231 --> 00:43:21,399
GO ON?
1001
00:43:21,399 --> 00:43:22,901
>> WE UNDERSTAND, MATT, AND
1002
00:43:22,901 --> 00:43:24,102
THAT'S WHY WE'VE CALLED THIS
1003
00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:25,136
MEETING TO TALK THROUGH YOUR
1004
00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:27,205
FEELINGS ABOUT EVERYTHING
1005
00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:28,306
THAT'S HAPPENED.
1006
00:43:28,306 --> 00:43:29,407
>> WE KNOW WE SCREWED THE POOCH.
1007
00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:30,742
THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO MAKE IT
1008
00:43:30,742 --> 00:43:32,010
RIGHT.
1009
00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:34,445
>> TO BE A FAMILY AGAIN.
1010
00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,347
>> YOU WANT A FAMILY? YOU FIND
1011
00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:37,415
SOMEONE SICK ENOUGH TO WANT ONE
1012
00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:38,884
WITH YOU.
1013
00:43:38,884 --> 00:43:40,051
>> LISTEN, YOU THINK YOU'RE
1014
00:43:40,051 --> 00:43:41,687
A MAN? YOU WANT TO HEAR IT
1015
00:43:41,687 --> 00:43:43,855
LIKE A MAN? YOUR MOTHER AND I
1016
00:43:43,855 --> 00:43:46,024
SACRIFICED EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
1017
00:43:46,024 --> 00:43:47,693
SHE BURIED HER DREAMS AND I SOLD
1018
00:43:47,693 --> 00:43:48,860
MY SOUL TO THAT BUSINESS SO THAT
1019
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:50,161
WE COULD PROVIDE YOU WITH THE
1020
00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:51,262
THINGS WE DIDN'T HAVE.
1021
00:43:51,262 --> 00:43:52,330
DON'T TELL ME WE'VE TURNED YOU
1022
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:53,699
INTO THIS! WE'VE GIVEN OUR LIVES
1023
00:43:53,699 --> 00:43:55,166
FOR THIS FAMILY! YOU DON'T HAVE
1024
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THE RIGHT TO WALK OUT ON IT!
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>> WATCH ME.
1026
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>> MATTIE, PLEASE--
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OH, GOD!
1028
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NO!
1029
00:44:13,451 --> 00:44:15,420
>> YOU WOULDN'T DARE MESS UP
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YOUR PERFECT WORK.
1031
00:44:16,287 --> 00:44:17,255
>> I ALREADY HAVE.
1032
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>> OH!
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>> OH, MY GOD!
1034
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OH, MY GOD!
1035
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>> AAH!
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[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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