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Hello.
- Mr. Douglas, I'm Lonnie Tallbutt.
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That's great. Take care now.
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You don't understand.
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I have to see your son Dexter.
I'm his, uh, driving instructor.
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Dexter's driving instructor is a Scotsman.
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Student guidance counselor?
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Oh, sure. Go on up.
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Dexter Douglas?
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Sorry. Pets don't like me.
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No kidding. Can I help you, Mister?
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Tallbutt. Lonnie Tallbutt.
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Your father let me up here.
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My parents let everyone up here.
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- Aah!
- You don't understand.
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I have a horrible problem.
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Soon the clouds will part
and the moon will appear.
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And then I'll change.
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Okay.
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Come to think of it,
should be changing to my p. j. 's.
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Dad?
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I've got an early day tomorrow.
Thanks for stopping by. Mom? Duncan?
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Stratego.
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Huh? Huh?
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I'll get it.
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Stratego.
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Stratego.
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Hello.
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I bet you're here to see Dexter.
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You don't understand.
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Please stop saying that.
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Years ago, I was bitten by a werewolf.
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Ever since, when the full moon rises,
I turn into a wolf myself.
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I do horrible things...
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...then wake up the next morning
without my shoes and socks.
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I came to see you, Dexter Douglas,
because I know you also change.
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Change? Wha...? What do you mean?
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It is said that even a computer nerd
who says his prayers at night...
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...and makes redundant backups
on his mirror drive...
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...may become a Freakazoid
when the Delete key is hit.
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Behold, the mark.
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Will you stop grabbing me?
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That was just an imprint
from a bottle of Delete Cola.
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Argue about this on your own time.
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Who will give me carfare?
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She always does this.
Don't give her anything.
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I heard that. Fine.
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I curse you, I curse you, I curse you.
Goodbye.
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I thought that if I knew how Freakazoid
changed back and forth...
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...that I might be able
to end this terrible...
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No.
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Sounds like Dexter's playing
Twister again.
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Whoa.
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Oh, freak out.
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See? I can do it too. Ha!
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Whoa, aren't you the frisky pup?
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I'll help you out, my little mangy pal.
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Welcome to the Freak-A-Lair.
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Hold still, Lonnie.
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I think this will free you
of your terrible curse.
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So who do you like in the playoffs?
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The Mavericks?
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Yeah, right.
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Lon, there you go.
You look like a shaved terrier.
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Not too pleased, huh?
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Wait, I have an even better idea.
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I'm gonna dump you
into cyberspace, Lon.
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I think the shock might cure you, or not.
But what the heck.
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Remember,
this isn't going to hurt me in the least.
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Incoming.
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Oh, stop being
such a big baby and let go of the door.
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No.
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This house is clean.
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He's back!
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L... I'm cured.
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Cured.
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Cured, do you hear me? Cured.
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Wait till he gets my bill.
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Hello.
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Aah. Worms and weasels.
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Yeah, Mr. Tallbutt?
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I just wanted to come by
and thank you.
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And I thought perhaps you could
help change some of my friends.
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Oh, great.
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A city fast asleep, but crime never sleeps.
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Not even when it's really tuckered out
from listening to the radio...
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...all night in its room.
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Ooh...
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Stop that and go away.
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Run, old woman, run!
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Oh, good. She got away.
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So, what happened?
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You won't be getting much out of her,
unless it's scary wind sounds you're after.
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Humph.
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I don't get it, Dan.
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We're here in minutes,
but there's no sign of the crooks.
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It's a puzzler, sure enough.
It'll take a keen mind to solve this one.
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Good to see you, lad. Are you well?
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I feel better
than a nice tub of good things.
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Splendid.
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We'll be needing your great head
to wrap up this crime.
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Hmm.
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Uh, hmm.
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Aha.
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Looks like one
of Cobra Queen's little pets.
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Or maybe it's just a tourist
who got too much sun.
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I'm never sure.
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Oy. Let's watch the lip-synch, okay?
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Uh, thank you.
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Cobra Queen? We should have guessed.
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I suppose you'll be going
down there after her.
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- No.
- What?
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I don't get it.
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You don't understand.
L... I can't go down there.
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I hate sewers. They smell like poo gas.
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Excellent work. Cobra Queen is pleased.
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Tomorrow night, you will return
and steal me some accessories.
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Perhaps a matching bag and shoes.
Make sure it's snakeskin.
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Oh, very well. Leather will do.
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Oh, my. Who is this Cobra Queen?
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Who is this sinister, sibilant snake-lover?
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Once she was Audrey Manatee
of Skokie, Illinois...
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...and made her living as a shoplifter.
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Until one day, she pilfered
an experimental beauty lotion...
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...that had been left in the sun too long.
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When she rubbed it on her face
and hands...
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...the chemical changes
caused her to become a cobra woman...
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...with power over snakes and lizards,
but not dogs or plucky game fish.
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And now you know
the rest of the back-story.
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Good day.
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Go down in the sewer.
You go down in the sewer.
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Just because I'm a superhero
doesn't mean I have to smell poo gas.
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- Hey, Freakazoid.
- Oh, hi, Cosgrove.
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You wanna head over
to the Great Hall of Spackle?
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Do I?
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00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:36,939
Let me do the siren.
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Those Egyptians were pretty good builders.
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You can't even see the Spackle.
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Mm-hm. I guess that's part
of why they're my favorite ancient race.
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By the way, word has it that
Cobra Queen is holed up in the sewers.
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You going down after her?
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00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:03,005
No, I hate the smell of poo gas.
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00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:06,076
Well, so do I,
but everyone expects me to go down there.
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00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,270
That's part of being a superhero.
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00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:11,746
It goes with the fancy tights
and the lightning in your hair.
145
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No. A big N followed by a little O, no.
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I am never going down
into the sewers after Cobra Queen.
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Never ever, ever.
I really mean it. No.
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See? I said I'd never go.
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Bleh. Ugh.
150
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:59,494
Stinky, smelly, icky sewer poo gas.
I hate this.
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00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,964
Ew. I hope that thing
that just floated by was a candy bar.
152
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,236
I'll find that Cobra Queen.
It's my civic duty.
153
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,034
Besides, if I don't,
the show just kind of sits there.
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00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:13,201
I can't believe
I'm walking in doody water.
155
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Doody water with rats. Ew.
156
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,646
That hiss can mean only one thing.
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00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,617
There's a balloon vendor
around that corner.
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Okay.
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I did my Conan war cry...
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...charged and grabbed the giant snake
around the neck.
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Now what?
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00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,395
Huh?
163
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:11,662
Mm. A yummy chocolate mouse.
164
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,837
No. Bad giant cobra.
165
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,566
First, you have to do a trick.
166
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,345
You have to sit up straight and beg.
167
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,354
Good boy. You've earned this, old fella.
168
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:53,369
Well, look who's come to visit.
169
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:57,037
If it isn't my dear friend, Atomic Boy.
170
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,211
Freakazoid. I'm Freakazoid.
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00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:02,047
Oh, I'm so terribly sorry, Freakazoid.
172
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,882
The light is dreadful down here.
173
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,318
Ah, forget it, Cobra Queen.
174
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:08,426
You know, you should get those
Japanese lanterns to brighten up the place.
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00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,789
The paper ones? Are they expensive?
176
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,357
Mm, not really.
My dad put a bunch in the backyard.
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00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,556
They look pretty neat.
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00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,930
Japanese lanterns?
Who would've thought?
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Devour him.
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Your snakes don't scare me.
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I've developed
a little technique for beating them.
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Let's see.
First, my loud Conan war cry, then charge...
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...then grab the snake around the neck,
then make something up.
184
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:35,218
I've got this snake-fighting
business down.
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00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,253
Just kidding.
186
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Catch him,
or I'll make a large wallet out of you.
187
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Ew.
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You're a big dumbhead.
189
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Very well, Freakazoid.
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Prepare to taste
the venom of Cobra Queen.
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00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:17,414
That's mighty good spitting for a woman
who talks like Sylvester the Cat.
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00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,682
I don't talk like Sylvester the Cat.
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00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:20,882
Sure do.
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00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,527
Say, "Suffering succotash,
I saw a giant mouse. " Go.
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Suffering succotash,
I saw a giant mouse. There.
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00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,895
- That didn't sound anything like Sylvester.
- Oh, yeah?
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00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:33,196
Say, "Silly Sally sells sappy
silver seashells in Seattle. " Go.
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00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,932
Silly Sally sells sappy si...
Let me try again.
199
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,440
Silly Sally sells sterling siv...
One more time.
200
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:40,703
Silly, silly Sally se... Wait.
201
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,312
Silly Sally sells silly s...
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00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:48,684
I wonder why that worked.
203
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,772
Whew.
204
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:33,992
Nice work, Freakazoid.
205
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,157
It stank down there, Cosgrove.
206
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,735
But Cobra Queen stank even worse.
207
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,132
Now that she's behind bars...
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00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:43,138
...I think this city's
starting to smell a little better.
209
00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:45,799
Speaking of which,
you ought to wash up.
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00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,105
You smell like poo gas.
211
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,714
Do you think we've said
"poo gas" enough?
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00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,412
Oh.
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00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,241
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