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A byproduct
of Holland's vast tulip industry...
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...Scream-O-vision
heightens your viewing experience...
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...by prompting you when to scream.
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Let's try it now.
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Scream.
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Good.
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And now we proudly present
the following cartoon in Scream-O-vision.
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Scream.
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Ooh, that's a good one. Your turn, Buzz.
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Um... The scariest thing
in the world would be if, uh...
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If all the air in the world turned to wood.
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Ooh...
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Okay, like, the scariest thing
in the world would be...
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...if, like, you went to grab something
and it wasn't there.
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Because it turned to wood.
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Ooh...
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The scariest thing in the world...
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...would be if they gave Sinbad
another TV show.
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Sorry about that.
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Heh. That's okay.
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I really appreciate you taking time out
of your busy schedule to visit with the kids.
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I know they enjoyed it.
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Thanks. Mwah.
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Scream.
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Knock it off.
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Well, I better be going.
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For somewhere...
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...there are wrongs to right,
there are foes to fight...
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...there are little chunks of carrot
in your teeth.
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I'd have that taken care of.
It can lead to insanity.
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Mm?
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When will I see you again?
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Well, if I know my cartoons, and I do...
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...I'll be back later on to rescue you
from something really horrible.
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Bye-bye.
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Up, up.
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Up, up.
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Go up. Fly.
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Freakazoid, you don't fly.
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Oh, right.
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You don't really believe in that stuff...
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...about Sinbad getting another TV show,
do you, Buzz?
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No. The broadcasting industry has all sorts
of safeguards to prevent that sort of thing.
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The guy you really gotta watch out for
is Candle Jack.
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Candle Jack? Who's that?
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He's the bogeyman, the for-real one.
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He comes to kids at night
and steals them from their beds.
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Then he takes them to some secret place
and they never ever come back.
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- Why does he do that?
- Because he's a nut.
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Oh.
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How does he get you?
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That's the good part. He can't.
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Not unless you say his name out loud.
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So don't say his name, okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, Buzz, we did say his name out loud.
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Uh-oh.
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Maybe he didn't hear it.
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Hello, boys.
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Scream.
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Help, help, help.
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It's Candle Jack.
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Care to join us?
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- Don't say it.
- What?
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Candle Jack. Oops.
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Why, thank you.
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No, I said Apple Jacks.
I wanted some Apple Jacks.
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- Didn't I?
- Yeah.
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He didn't say Candle Jack.
Aw, nuts.
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Help, help, help!
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Huh?
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What's going on?
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Look, it's Candle Jack!
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Candle Jack!
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I'm gonna need more rope.
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Scream.
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And now, with a rebuttal
to the previous scene...
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...is Dr. Gunther Hunterhanker.
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I take great exception to the scene...
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...in which we have just witnessed
a man with a bag on his head...
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...scaring and frightening children
who are having a nice happy time.
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Let me state, unequivocally
and with absolute certainty...
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...that it is physically impossible
for such a bogeyman...
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...to come and get you
simply by saying the words "Candle Jack. "
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Psst.
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Then again...
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Hey, Freakazoid.
- Hmm?
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Oh, hi, Cosgrove.
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You wanna go
to the Honey Harvest Festival in Acton?
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Really? Are...? Are you serious?
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Wow.
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I can't remember
when I've had so much fun. Ooh.
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Yeah, but I think I overdid it
on the honey.
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By the way, Steff and the kids
have been captured...
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...by that spooky bogeyman guy.
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Think I should go help them?
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I would. But that's me.
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Okay. See you.
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What are you going to do with us?
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I don't know.
I've never gotten so many at once before.
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Not a very bright group, are you?
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What do you mean by that?
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Oh, nothing.
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Well, if it isn't...
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No!
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What? I was just gonna say...
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No!
- Don't say it!
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Don't say what?
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Don't say his name.
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You mean, don't say "Candle Jack"?
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Freakazoid, why did you say his name?
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I wanted to do
one of those funny things like...
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Ever watch F Troop where Agarn says:
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"There's no way I'm wearing a dress.
Absolutely not. No dress. "
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Forrest Tucker's like, "You're wearing
that dress. " Then they wipe:
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And Agarn's wearing a dress.
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Yoo-hoo.
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Look, oh, brothers.
Look who's here for you.
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Oh, I love that bit. Ha-ha-ha.
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There. I'll be right back.
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I've gotta go charter a bus.
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Believe it or not.
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You know, I'd just like to pause here
a minute and say...
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...what a gas
and a sagacious experience it is...
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...working on today's show.
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Because I walked onto the set today,
and everyone looked at me and said:
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"We're gonna have fun. Fun, fun, fun. "
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And then Joey Leahy came,
the announcer.
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Tell me he's not great.
Tell me he's not great.
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Go ahead, tell me.
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You can't, right? You can't.
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And then you got Eddie Asner.
A bear of a man, a huggable guy.
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I kiss him. Mwah.
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And Kenny Mars. Funny?
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I think so. And these kids.
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Have you ever in your life been filled
with more joy being around kids?
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Whether they're, you know,
religious, experiential or not.
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I love them. All of them.
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We'll hug after the show.
Anyway, I just...
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I needed to say that.
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And action.
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We're trapped. What are we going to do?
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Don't worry, I have a plan. Watch.
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That's right, Freakazoid had a plan.
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A plan involving steel and mortar
and bricks and pie.
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For what Candle Jack did not know,
what he could not know...
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...was that Freakazoid
had secretly constructed...
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...a terrifically treacherous trap
in the wild and windy woods.
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Smack me with a handle.
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And when Candle Jack...
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...when that big bogeyman
went to charter the bus...
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...he was lured by the aroma
of perfectly plump pumpkin pie.
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I think there's a thumbtack
under my fanny.
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Upon finding the pie, he picked it up
and was trapped in the cage.
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Thus the spell was broken,
the children were rescued...
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...and a wonderful celebration ensued.
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And now you know
the rest of the episode.
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Good day.
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You saved us.
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That's my job. I'm a... I'm a superhero.
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Thank you.
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Scream.
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I said, knock it off.
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Oh, my.
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Commence testing.
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Careful, intern.
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Dr. Danger said not to increase the world's
largest semiconductor's power suddenly.
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No!
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What have you done, intern?
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The world's largest
semiconductor is on the loose.
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Gotta hand it to you, doc.
This flying island is really neat.
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Thanks, Dash.
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There's Lake Mead. Let's land.
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Steady now.
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These antigravity sidewalk slabs
are really cool, Pop.
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Did you invent them to replace cars?
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No, Toby.
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They were a byproduct of the, uh...
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...meltdown of your adopted sister
Sandra's hometown.
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It's okay, Dr. D.
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I didn't lose a hometown,
I gained a family.
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You've got a good head
on your shoulders, Sandra.
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Maybe someday you'll be a scientist,
just like me.
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Oh, um, look at that awful, twisted,
smoldering wreckage ahead.
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That's my semiconductor testing lab.
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Notice any clues, Dash?
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Offhand, I'd say they had
one heck of an office party.
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Or one clever saboteur.
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Neat-o.
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What's a saboteur, Pop?
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I knew it. It's some guy in a helmet.
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Correct, Dash.
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But more specifically,
it's my archenemy, Dr. Sin.
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Unless I missed my guess, Dr. Sin
will use my giant semiconductor...
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...to attack Las Vegas.
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How do you figure that?
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Call it a scientific scholarly guess.
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Well, then,
let's check into the hotel and get to work.
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But I really am Mr. Peanut.
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You know the rules, kid.
No minors in the casino.
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I'll never meet a keno girl.
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I don't get it, doc.
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This new security system of yours
is still untested.
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Yes, but it's all we've got.
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I predict this hotel
will be Dr. Sin's next target.
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Hot!
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How in blazes do you know that?
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Because every other place
is burned to the ground.
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I made it. I'm in.
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Very funny, kid.
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Aw, let me out.
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Shh. I'm working on it.
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Allow me to make the house
a sporting proposition.
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One roll of the dice.
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I win, my brother in the hotel brig
goes free.
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I lose, you get to keep him. Deal?
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Best odds I had all night.
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You're on, sister.
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Heads up, you heathen monkeys.
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Quick, you guys join your dad.
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Cool.
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I need more power.
We barely withstood that last attack.
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The doc needs more juice.
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Check.
Prepare to divert all nonessential power.
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Sorry.
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00:38:27,003 --> 00:38:28,300
Still more power.
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Can nothing stop this thing?
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Just let me throw a barrel at it.
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Dash, no.
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Come on. Hi-y...
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Dash.
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Gangway, she's about to blow.
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I'd call your latest invention
a flaming success, doctor.
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I try, Dash.
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To succeed would take more resources
than planet Earth can supply me.
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Say, is there any place open
where we can get a midnight snack?
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And I was gonna go
see Siegfried and Roy tonight.
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My fellow supervillains, I am touched...
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...by the standing-room-only turnout
for this important event...
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...the culmination of my criminal career.
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The lobotomy of Freakazoid.
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Performed with pride
by yours truly, The Lobe.
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Is the patient ready for the anesthetic?
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Yes, doctor.
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No need. I brought my own.
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Oh, look at the things.
I've seen this on cartoons.
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Around go. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Great. My one bit in this scene
and I get upstaged by a mallet.
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Now, to open the skull of Freakazoid...
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...and see what makes him tick.
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Aha!
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Huh?
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Ha. See, it's ticking.
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You said, "Let's see what makes him tick,"
and there's a ticking time bomb, get it?
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Bye.
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I feel so used.
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We're very proud of that.
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