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I'm afraid you're gonna get the wrong idea about me.

Oh, I've got the right idea.

Yeah?

My place.

Well, I wouldn't say no to that.

Good, because I hate that word.

You're right?

It's cold.

It's okay. Come here.

It's romantic.

I gotta see what the problem is down here.

You keep me warm.

Stay here.

Hi.

Hi.

You need any help?

No, no. We're okay. I can change it.

You know what? Looks like I ruined the party.

- Hey, don't worry about it. - No, but I am.

See, I like parties.

Wallet. Watch.

- Oh, Jesus. - Oh, my God.

Just take it easy, okay?

I'm fine. You take it easy.

Please.

There you go.

Mind if I cut in?

Come on, baby.

She looks like she can dance pretty good.

No, no, no.

Please, don't let him take me.

Don't worry, baby. I'm not gonna step on your toes.

Turn around!

Do it!

Do it!

For god's sake!

Let's go, Ray.

It wasn't a bad take, huh?

You hit me loaded.

I'll give you your allowance later, baby.

Doesn't it ever bother you?

What?

Playing the Marks.

Oh, Ray.

The world's full of good people.

Good, dull, dead people.

Being good is about as common as being poor.

And believe me, I don't intend to be either one.

We have shown too much of ourselves in this town.

This little hick town. I mean, it's too risky.

Ray, don't tell me my business.

I've been doing this since I'm 15, okay?

I thought you said we were gonna go to Vegas.

Oh, Ray.

You don't think.

You're the biceps.

You watch my back.

You keep me satisfied.

You have a car.

Nice clothes.

And me.

You're even getting a PhD in how to fuck people over.

You saw me tonight, Ray.

We only mean slow.

Always slow.

So slow.

I think it's the right idea.

Don't do that!

Don't ever do that!

It feels good, doesn't it?

Baby.

I've got a line on our young heiress.

Apparently she works here at the Wild Wind Tavern.

I think I'll grab a bite even if she doesn't.

I think I'll order ribs, fries, and lots of gravy.

No fucking vegetables whatsoever.

Call you tomorrow.

Can I get you something?

I'll have a bottle of export

and a moment of your time.

Beer, time�

I've got plenty of both.

This is� Laura Milner.

I was told she was working here.

Yeah, she did.

She did.

She quit about a month ago.

Damn.

Don't despair.

She's working over at Spanno's down on Queen Street.

Spanno's?

Three bucks for the beer.

What?

That's three bucks for the beer.

Thanks for your help.

Hey.

Look.

It's not the end of the world.

Thank you.

I'm sorry. You okay?

It's all right.

You know,

some days it's just too much.

Oh, yeah, I know the feeling.

Would you mind if I joined you?

Oh, please.

Please, yes.

Just don't get too creepy.

Oh, God, no. Please, no.

No creepy stuff. I promise.

I've had a rough day myself.

I've been on a wild goose chase.

Are you a farmer?

No.

It's funny.

Good. Funny's good.

Thank you.

Oh.

Who is she? She's very cute.

This is the kid I'm looking for. It's one lucky lady.

Yeah?

Well,

we all have our lucky days, don't we?

I'll drink to that.

Your name?

Mine is Mel.

To luck.

Luck, Mel.

Shall we� shall we�

to the next�

to the next endeavor,

next indulgence�

No washboard, Mel.

Spin cycle.

Spin cycle, maybe.

Hi.

Hi.

Stop.

Go.

How are you?

Come sit down.

Whatever you want.

You want to play?

Yeah, I want to play.

I want to play.

My God, I keep� I keep searching my memory

racking my brains for what I did to deserve this and I keep coming up blank.

Did you say your prayers when you were a kid?

No. But I'm gonna start right now.

Right now.

Tiger.

Why don't you just�

What?

Why don't you just�

Okay.

Be right back.

Hey.

Don't you go anywhere.

I got stardust in my hair.

It's a go.

She's a girl.

I'm a guy.

Fuck.

That was quick.

I can't wait.

You come here.

To loves I looked for.

To loves I looked for.

Where's Ray?

Where's Ray?

What the fuck did you put in my drink?

You�

fucking�

bitch!

Where were you?

I got held up.

Look at me, Ray.

Look at me.

Oh, I got held up.

You're really pushing it, Ray.

You're really pushing it.

You were not here to protect me.

And what the hell are you good for?

What?

I said I was sorry.

Well, you didn't.

The creep could have killed me.

Um�

Fortunately, you killed him.

Well, he came at me, right?

I mean, I was protecting myself.

What are you looking at me like that for?

He was gonna kill me, wasn't he?

Oh, my God, he's dead.

You know, we gotta get out of here.

Hold it.

Look, we've got the money. Let's just get out of here.

This guy's worth ten million.

What are you talking about?

He's a P.I. tracking down some heiress.

She works over at Spanno, that off-track betting place.

What good has that to us?

Jesus Christ, Ray.

I mean, there are only about a million angles to play here.

I mean, what's the matter with you? Don't you get it?

This is the big one.

It's the big one, man.

Now, do something useful and put his fucking pants on.

Cheers, lover.

Bye.

Yes. Yes!

I want you.

Don't you want me, baby?

Let me do it.

Let me play with you.

Slow.

Yes.

Ray!

Ray!

Help me!

Ray!

Ray!

Hi, it's Laura Milner. Talk to me.

Hi, Laura.

It's Mark.

I shouldn't have come over last night.

I meant to tell you this then, but it's just not working out.

I need some me time.

There's something I require from my friends, Markie,

which you totally lack.

Personality.

Um, the other thing is,

if you have some time this week, could you drop off those CDs?

Thanks.

Oh, move that more. You got 'em, baby.

I just keep at them.

How would I become a creep, Megan, huh?

I swear, I stick my head out the door

and there are six of them waiting by the elevator.

Let me guess. Mark crapped out on you again.

I told you he was an asshole.

What makes it so annoying

is now I don't even get the satisfaction of dumping him.

Oh, no!

No! Damn!

Hey, Sammy!

Any horse in the next race with a Wednesday in its name?

No, but there's a Thoroughly Thursday in the fourth.

Why Wednesday?

Because it's my lucky day.

It's Tuesday.

Never mind. Give me Heartbreak Deluxe across the board.

Men. Indigestion covered in hair.

You don't have to convince me.

I haven't kissed one of those since grade five.

Hello, Miss Milner.

Mrs. Duffy. Let me guess.

It's the first Friday of the month.

It is, indeed.

Mrs. Duffy, my shower.

Still no hot water.

Ah, Mr. Caballas. Are you all settled?

Oh, yeah. Everything's fine.

Have you met your neighbor, Laura Milner?

- Uh, no. - Ray moved in yesterday.

Um, it's nice to meet you.

Not a complainer, if you know what I mean.

I guess this is me time.

Me time stinks.

Don't do this to me.

Here we go.

You having some trouble?

I'm fine.

Okay.

Are you sure?

It's ridiculous. It was fine last night.

You know what? It's probably nothing.

Mind if I take a look?

You might as well.

All right. Pop the hood.

There it is.

All right. Try it now.

See you.

Thank you.

You're back early.

Surprise. Took the red eye.

We've got a problem.

I've got a line on our young heiress.

Apparently she works here at the� Wild Wind Tavern.

I think I'll grab a bite even if she doesn't.

I think I'll order ribs,

fries, and lots of gravy.

And no fucking vegetables whatsoever.

That was four days ago.

He hasn't checked in since.

He's dead.

Hold on now. Let's not get hysterical.

There could easily be another explanation.

Death or amnesia are the only things that have kept Mel

from checking in every day.

Far too in love with the sound of his own voice.

Hi.

Here, let me help you with that.

Thanks.

I never thanked you for helping me yesterday.

I worked in a garage one summer.

So how do you like living in the building?

It's all right. It's cheap.

It's close to school.

College is pretty far from here.

Yeah. I go to high school for adults.

Oh.

Sorry. I just thought�

No, no. That's okay.

My teenage years weren't very academic.

Well,

I think it's great you're going back.

I didn't finish either.

Well, I guess I'll see you around.

Can I get you something?

Carrot juice.

Don't got non-liqueurs.

Does, um, she work here?

Wish she did. Get more business.

Is somebody else looking for her?

Yeah. A few days ago.

Portly gentleman?

No. Big fat guy.

Thank you.

Oh, good afternoon. I wonder if you could tell me if

Mel Schroder registered there on the night of January 16th.

No?

Well,

what about Mel Spade?

Mel Harper?

Mel Poirot?

How about Dr. Watson?

Yeah.

Is that so?

Here we are.

This was it. Pretty smashed up.

Broke a lamp. But I didn't think much about it.

You didn't report it.

This ain't the Four Seasons, pal.

Hi.

Hi.

I feel like I should do something for you.

I don't cook, but I thought maybe I could, uh,

order in and you could come over.

No, you don't have to do that.

I know.

I should study tonight.

Oh.

But I guess I could take an hour off or so, you know, and break.

Pizza, wings, or Chinese?

Well, pizza.

Sprite, Wink, or Pepsi.

Surprise me. Eight o'clock?

Um, yeah. I'll see you then.

Ah, detective.

I'm Sidney Holmes, private investigator.

Congratulations.

I would like to file a missing person's report�

on Mel Schroder.

Good idea.

The desk sergeant has a form. She's the guy behind the desk when you came in.

Sort of like a doorman.

I don't know how you missed them.

Bean?

Ethiopian?

Kenyan.

You got beat up in school a lot, didn't you?

Not okay, my good man. Mel was my partner.

He has not materialized for five days.

And I'm extremely concerned.

He got drunk at the Wild Wind Tavern and left.

As you, no doubt, would probably put it, wearing some dame.

They got into a scuffle at a motel room.

The desk sergeant's name is Mackie.

Detective,

I think my partner is dead.

Your sergeant Mackie doesn't do dead people.

Look, Sherlock, your buddy got loaded, picked up a bar fly, right?

Now he's dead? No.

Dead broke, maybe.

My guess is he's in Las Vegas with a marriage license,

a tattoo, and a hangover.

What a son of a�

Goo goo.

I, uh,

never had Wink and gin before.

I don't think anybody has.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

Cheers.

It's good.

You said you grew up with foster families.

Must have been tough, huh?

Yeah. I mean�

I don't know. I mean, some were okay.

Most just wanted money from the government.

And you?

These are my parents.

A year after I was born, my father went to the corner for a carton of milk.

He's either not coming back or really toddling.

My mother died on my 16th birthday.

A combination of booze and a broken heart.

You've had some rough times.

I always seem to land on my feet, though.

Yeah, me too.

My problem is not knowing how to trust.

- So you trust everybody? - Yeah.

And nobody.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I'm kind of a�

I'm kind of a slow mover.

I had a relationship that ended a while back.

Yeah, it's okay. It was probably just the gin.

Well, I hope not just.

Yeah, not just.

It was the Wink, too.

Yeah, yeah.

Morning.

Well, I did the best I could.

Here you go.

I didn't know this stuff was in my fridge.

Well, it wasn't.

You supplied the margarine and I got the rest from across the hall.

This is the greatest morning after� ever.

Morning after what?

You staying over, sleeping in your arms.

That was amazing.

Yeah, it was amazing.

I, uh�

I feel like playing, I don't know, hooky today.

Me, too.

But I can't. I have exams coming up.

Will you come and visit me later?

Sure.

And remember,

it's not the morning after.

It's the morning before.

See you.

Uh, could you blow on this for me?

Blow on what?

This. For good luck.

Luck.

Speaking of luck, Miss Milner.

Do I know you?

I'm Sidney Holmes, private investigator.

Do you think we could find somewhere to talk?

Right here is fine.

I have been retained by the law firm of Ross and MacAdam,

Miss Milner, to locate you.

Would you have your driver's license?

She certainly gave us the runaround.

We tracked down Leeds and Montreal, North Bay, Toronto,

but there she was all the time in her own hometown.

I moved back to Wilder five months ago.

Thank you so much.

Yes, thank you.

Now, what would you like first?

The good news or the bad news?

The bad news. The bad news.

Hey.

Bad news first.

Agnes Mary Jardine.

Name mean anything to you?

It's my Aunt Aggie.

Was your Aunt Aggie.

She passed on. My condolences.

- I barely knew her. - Then it ain't so bad, is it?

Get to the good news.

I could use some good news.

Well, you are the sole heir in her will.

She left you everything.

You're kidding.

I don't believe this.

Well, when you've finished grieving,

would you please contact by phone?

I say we quit now and head for Atlantic City.

One more thing, Miss Milner.

Have you ever seen this man, the one standing next to me wearing a sombrero?

No.

My partner.

He disappeared while tracking you down.

That's awful. I hope you find him.

So do I.

Perhaps you could blow on it.

Thank you.

Now, and�

Miss Milner, would you�

can I invite you to�

sign that acknowledgement, please?

So I can get paid.

Of course.

Ray, be there.

Be there for me.

Hey.

Oh, Ray.

Ray, please come with me.

It's a law firm. They're meeting me at three.

Why? What is it?

Just come with me.

And one more John Hancock down here on this paper.

Well,

your aunt has left you more than ten million dollars in cash and stocks.

Ten million?

And change, yes.

And I�

get it?

Yes, all of it.

As well as the house in North Wilder.

And here are the keys.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Is everything all right?

Wait till we're outside.

I'm stinking rich.

I'm so stinking rich.

Well, how stinking rich?

You like that car?

Yeah.

I could give you half a dozen for your birthday.

Come on. I want to show you my new house.

Oh, Miss Milner.

Everything go all right?

Yes, thank you.

Mr�

Holmes. Sidney Holmes.

This is Ray Caballas.

Mr. Cab- Cab-

Caballas.

Caballas.

Ray just moved into the apartment across from mine.

Is that right?

New friends, then?

Mr. Holmes is the person who�

Brought the good tidings.

And what a windfall it was!

Well, nice to see you again, Miss Milner.

Mr�

It's Caballas.

Caballas.

Well. Come.

Wow.

I can't believe I'm here.

And it's not to work on the furnace.

When my mom died, my aunt didn't even want me.

She must have cared about you.

I was the only flesh and blood she had.

She didn't like people enough to leave it to charity.

I remember one Christmas we showed up, and she wouldn't even let us in.

Well, you're in now.

Let's go nuts.

Yeah, let's.

This place is amazing.

I think I saw the eyes in that painting roll.

I did. I did.

There was a really cool hiding place somewhere along here.

I remember playing in it once.

At least I think it was here.

You want to stay over tonight?

I thought you said you were a slow mover.

Yeah, I guess�

I guess I'm speeding up.

You know what I'm happy about?

What?

You liked me before all this.

Yeah, well, we probably would have never met, except�

me pumping gas in your limousine.

No, you would have been the groundskeeper

and I would have seduced you in the gazebo

or pounced on you

while you were trimming the hedges.

Like this.

Aha!

I've got you where I want you.

You will now submit to my pleasure.

Really don't do that, okay?

Really don't do that.

Sorry.

No, it's okay. I just overreacted.

What's wrong?

I'm just a little claustrophobic.

I just don't like to be constricted.

I didn't know.

It's okay.

I don't see why you shouldn't just live there with me.

Laura, I need my own space.

It got 17 rooms. Pick one.

Come on, you know what I mean.

I want to go to school on my terms.

I can't have you supporting me.

I mean, we just met.

I know, but it seems silly.

I mean, what good is all that stupid money if I can't share it?

Besides, we could go weeks without seeing each other in that place.

Yeah, and how great would that be?

I know, but�

I don't want to lose you, Ray.

Can I have the dough and the guy, hm?

I'll, uh�

I'll think about it.

I got to run.

I told Spanno I'd work until he could replace me.

Will you stay over tonight?

Okay.

What time will you be home?

Home? Uh�

Ten o'clock?

Ten o'clock.

See you.

May I?

Thank you.

Got a light, Ray?

Sensitive about this poor guy?

Come on, Ray. Why not a poor black orphan?

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't be too critical.

You're just a beginner, aren't you?

I broke one of my own rules.

Don't trust�

anybody.

It won't happen again.

You're not getting off cheap for what you did to me, Ray.

Move against me once more,

just once,

and I'll break you piece by piece.

Poor Ray.

Ray,

do you know what a joint account is?

It's too soon.

No.

I heard her, Ray.

That little drape would buy condos in Chernobyl if you told her to.

- I need more time. - More time!

You're the guy who doesn't like to stay in one place for too long, Ray.

Don't get too cozy up in that mansion.

It may come back to haunt you.

Baby.

I was wrong.

I'm sorry.

Not to worry.

I never say told you so.

The reports say he voided his bowels.

So?

So.

You don't void your bowels in freezing cold water.

No, no, no. He never drove off the road.

He died somewhere else.

Probably in a hotel.

Dragged there and sunk.

I don't know, Holmes.

That's a stretch.

My dear detective, it was no Casanova.

No master of seduction.

He was set up.

Believe me.

It would have been so easy.

He was so gullible.

You didn't know Mel.

He was like a target in his own living room.

Sammy, why don't you just move in here and we'll raise exotic animals.

That's not a bad idea.

Or you could give me a French maid's outfit

and I could just answer the door for you.

I don't think it'd get along with Prince Harmless.

Where is he anyway?

I don't know. He's probably off wiring or plumbing or something.

Three days after he meets you, you inherit ten million dollars.

Guy must have a colon full of four-leaf clovers.

So he's got good timing.

Just be careful. That's all I'm saying.

Okay.

Hello.

Ray, you've got the girl. She's got the money. The time is now.

- What do you want? - Results.

I need time.

Listen, lover, I want you out of that Barbie doll's playhouse.

I want the money and I want you back.

What if I said I didn't want to go steady anymore?

Just remember, Ray,

you only know what I taught you.

And I didn't teach you everything I know.

Who was it?

It was� It was� It was nobody.

Just someone trying to sell me something, that's all.

You're shaking. What is it?

I was just a little chilly in here.

Maybe I need a sweater.

I really don't like famous people.

Watch your coat.

- Laura Milner? - Yes.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.

Hello. Anna Patterson.

Hi.

Please sit down.

I think I can make this fairly painless, Miss Milner.

Your aunt's stock portfolio is in very good shape.

Here's the last month's�

interest, your bank draft.

Thirty-one thousand dollars.

When it rains, it pours.

And let it sit tight and you'll do even better, I promise you.

Now, just a couple of things.

Your residence will be at your aunt's house up in North Wilder?

For the time being.

Okay. And I will need the name of your next of kin.

I don't have any.

You two are not married?

No, we're not married.

I'm sorry. I should have known.

I mean, you don't look married.

You look in love.

My husband left me recently

for a younger woman.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah, it was a real blow

and for a while I didn't know

if I would ever come up for air.

But now I'm back and stronger than ever.

Good for you.

Okay. Now�

The last thing here is�

if you can give me the name of the beneficiary of your will.

I don't have a will.

Miss Milner, that's very irresponsible.

You're a wealthy woman now

and you wouldn't want the government to take it all, would you?

Of course not.

Here's a will kit.

Take it home. It will take about an hour of your time.

And send it to yourself.

Registered mail.

And it's legally binding.

Thanks, Mrs. Patterson.

It's Anna.

That was refreshing.

Finance people are usually men in gray flannel suits.

It's nice to be done with a woman.

I don't know. I didn't like her manner, you know?

I felt her kind of pushy.

I think someone is threatened by a woman in a powerful position.

You know what I mean.

I mean, you shouldn't trust people right off the bat.

We talked about this.

I know.

I just�

I just want you to be careful. That's all.

Okay.

All right. Commence me.

Allow me to cross-reference robberies.

Enter a woman, motel room,

theft of cash, credit cards,

possible use of drugs and commission of robberies.

She probably had some muscle with her. Some goon.

Try generic white male, 30 to 40.

- Mid-20s. - Why?

All the fuckheads are in their mid-20s.

Eleven hits.

Oh, yeah.

But all of them occured in the last two months.

All right, Holmes, I'm hooked.

Let's find that very woman.

Bonsoir.

You are late.

I've to be back at work in ten minutes.

I got held up at the office.

I'm� I'm just saying, it�

It makes me feel uncomfortable.

I have to name someone.

I don't have anybody else.

I just don't like the whole idea.

Well, now it's done.

I just mail it to myself and we don't have to think about it anymore.

No, no, but I will think about it. I mean, it changes everything.

I don't know why you have to put me in this position, Laura.

Because�

I love you.

I, uh�

I love you too.

Um�

There�

There are some things in, um, in my�

in my past that I, uh�

What?

Do you think it's possible for somebody to do something�

to do something bad and still be good?

I guess.

You can do something bad for a good reason

or something good for a bad reason.

You don't understand.

Whatever it is,

you can tell me.

Anything.

We've both done things we'd rather forget.

Now let's start fresh, okay?

Okay.

Somebody said: The past,

it's a foreign country.

They do things differently there.

Me?

I'm happy right here.

Me too.

Spanno can't find anyone who can put up with Sam.

I have to fill in again.

Will you be here when I get home?

Yeah, of course.

Okay.

I always knew I was good,

but today�

tour de force.

What do you want, Annette?

She's going to be home any second.

She's not.

She's working till nine o'clock.

Tonight's her last shift.

So when the cops come and tell you the news, please�

try to act surprised.

Just stay away from us.

I'm warning you.

You are warning me?

- Yeah. - But I don't even exist.

I'm a ghost, Ray, remember?

You're the one that went back to school.

I saw the P.I. looking you over.

You're the one they're going to go after, not me, Ray.

That's why you'll need an airtight alibi, okay?

And you better stay away from here tonight.

Be somewhere else.

Listen.

That bit with the will�

didn't work.

I saw her mail it.

I don't know what kind of shelf life your kind is.

But you passed it five years ago.

I mean, look at you.

Dye in your hair.

Venom in your veins.

You got a black heart, baby.

A black heart and no soul.

Tonight, Ray.

Tonight.

How's your girlfriend?

Well, I have insomnia and a yeast infection.

That could give you some idea.

Say, why don't we double date next week?

Say, that'd be swell. But no swapping.

Swapping what?

Never mind.

Okay. Now, Laura, take another look at this.

See, you double up on every other prime number.

I'm telling you, this blackjack system is foolproof.

Can't miss.

We can break the bank at any casino in Vegas.

All we need is 50 grand.

In cash.

Small bills, right?

Preferably.

I'll think about it, guys.

Okay, well�

I'd settle for ten bucks to bet on the next race.

Ah, Mr. Caballas.

I was just coming to call on Miss Milner. Is she home?

Uh, she's at, uh, she's at work.

Ah.

I say, would you mind if I rode to town with you?

Save me the cab there.

Sure. Hop in.

Thank you so much.

How's Miss Milner?

Uh, she's fine.

She like on you digs?

Yeah. What's not to like?

Oh, you never know, never know.

You settling in nicely, are you?

Yeah, I guess so.

Well, why not? Beautiful woman, beautiful house.

It's quite a fairy tale, isn't it?

Who could have imagined such a thing happening?

Besides me and my partner, of course.

We knew, but you,

completely out of the blue.

Hooray, you are a lucky fellow.

I've got an Irish grandfather.

Well, so do I, but I don't often stumble on ten million bucks.

That's Laura's money, Mr. Holmes.

Yes, she's got a twinkle in her eye, when she looks at you, doesn't she.

You've probably noticed that.

Twinkle is a powerful thing, powerful thing.

Last woman who looked at me like that was�

Peggy Thatcher, grade seven.

Jesus, that's a long time between twinkles.

Oh, would you mind dropping me by the police station?

It's just around the corner.

Sure.

Cops� make me nervous.

Thanks.

Peggy had sweaty hands and smelled of gum.

But I loved her.

Now, you take care of Miss Milner.

She's a sweet lady.

Sam,

where's Laura?

Her finance guru called,

Laura's meeting her back at the house.

- Remember me? - No, I don't.

Yeah, well I remember you, Bobby. You and your wife.

My name's Ray, and I don't have a wife.

You were Bobby that night. You and that bitch had that crap game rigged.

You swindled me, you crook. You owe me six grand.

She set you up to this, didn't she?

No, you did.

Turn around and put your hands behind your back.

Sam, tell them what happened.

Wait, the other guy started it.

I don't want to hear it. Let's go, tough guy.

Sam, call Laura!

Tell her to get out of the house!

Ray, what's going on?

Just do it! Call Laura, tell her to get out of the house!

Oh, my God.

What are you doing here?

I had to see you.

Just one second.

I just have to make a call.

I don't understand. I got to be somewhere.

All right, you got a very pressing engagement.

He had high cheekbones.

Higher.

And wide brown eyes.

Like that.

His face was narrower.

With a longer brow.

That's him.

All right, print it.

Send it to the RCMP. Wanted for robbery and possible homicide.

Boone.

You're on your own for a while. I got a homicide.

Can I have some glasses?

Look, shut it up!

I'm sorry.

Well, you got to let me out of here.

My girlfriend's in danger.

You know what I think, asshole?

I think we should let you cool your jacksy overnight.

That's just what she wants!

Hey, Holmes, you want to talk about Dr. Watson?

Officers. Could I have a word with the gentleman, please?

So you killed him?

No.

She did.

But I let it happen.

Who is�

she?

Not now.

You got to get me out of here.

She's after Laura.

Please.

I'm all yours.

But not now.

Now, why should I trust you?

She has sweaty hands.

She smells like gum.

I love her.

Hi. May I?

Put together a list of her co-workers. We'll need to talk to them.

The only way to help her now is to pull yourself together.

All right?

She's dead, pal.

I know.

That's why I have to ask you the questions.

This kind of stuff is usually domestic.

Did she just break up with her boyfriend or something?

So I just met with a couple of accountants

who specialize in offshore transfers.

Is that good or bad?

Good.

If we move fast.

You see, you are very much exposed in terms of taxes.

But I think we found a way to notch them down a bit.

Sounds great.

Can I get you a drink, Anna?

Oh, I'd love one. Yeah.

Let me help.

You wanna hear something really weird?

You're only the second person who's ever trusted me.

I mean, is that screwed up or what?

Don't let go at your head.

I'm a lousy judge of character.

You have a lovely kitchen.

No!

So, Laura,

to a long and rewarding relationship.

We girls have to stick together, huh?

I know what we need.

Since this is a special occasion,

it calls for a special drink.

I got something in mind.

Laura!

We're in the living room.

Hey! Look who dropped by.

Hey!

What the fuck are you doing here?

You made a mistake.

Ray?

It's over with. Don't you get it?

Ray, what are you talking about?

You shut up!

Fallen for the mark.

What an amateur.

I can't believe it was the sex. Just�

Oh, my God.

You knew? You knew all along?

She's a little slow, isn't she?

Look, Laura, I'm through with it.

Look, the cops know everything.

I told them everything.

- You did? - Yeah, I did.

Just let her go, all right?

The plan is fucked!

There is no alibi. There is no payoff.

Just let her go, all right?

Please, no killing.

Too late.

The dyke is dead.

Oh, my God!

Just shut up!

Just�

I always knew you were done, Ray.

But I didn't think you were so weak.

Oh, baby, we should have talked tomorrow.

Communication is everything in a relationship.

I'm starting to learn that.

I loathe you.

That's better, Ray.

Let your feelings out.

Laura!

Laura?

Okay, come out.

And now we'll make a deal, Laura. Come on out.

Don't move, Laura.

Oh, remember that night in Lake Town, lover?

How many times? Four?

Oh, it was quite a start in those days, Laura, quite a start.

Listen, Laura, stay where you are.

After this is over, you can start again.

Please, Ray, fuck off.

Juliet, come on out,

or I'll kill him.

Listen,

I conned you, I conned you from the start.

It was all just a setup.

I never loved you, I never did.

Laura�

Laura!

Last call?

No!

Don't hurt him.

I'll give you everything, all my money,

everything you want. Please, don't hurt him.

Just please, don't hurt him.

No wonder she fell for you.

She stole me the toast.

Ray. Ray.

Ray�

Ray, my darling.

I�

I didn't�

See what you made me do?

You made me do it.

See what you made me do?

Do you see that?

See what you made me do?

You bitch!

Hey, you bitch! I'll eat your eyes.

Hey, girl.

Listen, I have an idea.

Well, maybe�

Maybe you and I could have�

run away together, Laura.

I mean, I know it's unconventional and all that, but�

could be fun.

Laura, I'm getting sick and tired of this game.

You better come out.

Come on, baby.

It's not gonna hurt.

I promise you.

Yeah, right.

Don't move.

Say hello to Sam from me, okay? Would you?

Ray!

I'm sorry.

Ray!

Laura, I love you.

I loved you, Laura.

Don't� Please don't�

It's okay.

It's okay now.

Ray!

I thought he was gone.

I did, Holmes.

She's better off.

Now they'll never be able to play the scene

where she suspects he loved her for the money.

And again, could have been a scene they might have rather enjoyed playing.