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Hey, Fred.

You know, it's almost Saturday night and we don't have any action lined up yet.

Yeah. You know, this is the toughest town in the US of A to get laid in.

Oh, maybe we should go to New York.

You know, one of those singles bars and, you know, pick up a little tail.

That takes money.

We ain't got money.

Besides, I went to one of those singles bars once.

Yeah? Yeah. All the broads kept whispering in my ear.

Meet me later, meet me later, meet me later.

What's wrong with that?

Nothing, except they never told me where.

I figured.

Give me that.

I don't know.

Hey, look at this one. Wow.

It's unbelievable.

Shit.

Jeez.

Right.

Too much.

Hey, hey, hey, no fat Louise tonight, boy.

What are you up to?

Let's grab her, throw her in the back seat and ball her.

Hey, what are you, nuts?

We'll get the chair for a rate.

Hey, come on, don't be so damn chicken.

Now look, we'll give her such a fantastic fuck that she won't even

bother to go to the cops.

We're not that good.

Hey, speak for yourself.

Besides, I don't want to ball no chick in no back seat in no car.

That's high school stuff.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess it is.

Hey, let's take her to my sister's cabin.

She left the keys with me while she went to California.

All right?

Might work.

Come on. Let's follow her.

Can I help you with your package?

Oh, thanks.

Yeah.

Help me with that, will you?

I think she fainted. Come here. Get her in the car. Help me drive. I think she

fainted.

Here. I can't drive this way.

Come on, you jerk. Open up the back door.

Can you get it?

Hey,

we didn't flip the first piece yet.

Hey, when you get up here, make a right.

Got you.

Carry the broad.

Oh, come on, why? I'm tired.

You carry her.

He just kicked me in the nuts and he want me to carry her?

Jesus, what do you want me to do, get a hernia?

All right. Come on.

Hey, take her in the back door. We don't want the neighbors seeing us out front.

Hey,

I need some help with this over here. Come here.

Oh, God.

Fuck. Let me pull off boots.

I got the socks easy enough.

Yeah.

Oh, that's not...

When he's finished up, I'll go in the kitchen.

Okay.

Hey, Dumbo, get in here.

What the hell you been doing?

Nothing.

What's the matter, the cops found us? No, nothing like that.

Hey, I think we hit the jackpot with this broad.

You know who she is?

Yeah, I know who she is. She's some broad.

Just some broad.

She's Jackie Miller.

Looks like she comes from a pretty wealthy family.

So what?

So, we're going to ball her.

And then we're going to get her old man to come across with a little money for

her safe return.

Ransom. Yeah.

Oh, you finally flipped.

The cops and the FBI will be on our ass so fast. Look, you don't know what

you're talking about.

The cops only step in because these guys ask for too much money.

Now, all we're going to ask for is a lousy five grand.

Oh, what's five grand to a guy like Miller?

Who's going to call the cops for a lousy five Gs, huh?

Hey, besides, this is for the needy, not the greedy, huh?

Yeah, but geez, what if your sister comes back from California?

Ah, she won't be back for another couple of months.

You know, look, I want you to go down to that phone booth on the main road and

call this number on her ID.

Go down.

Call the ID.

Hey, you got a dime? You tell whoever answers that we've got Jackie.

I can't call if I don't have a dime. Okay, now here's what you're going to

tell them.

Memorize this.

We've got Jackie.

If you ever want to see her again, you've got to come across with five

grand.

But I don't have a dime.

Will you forget the dime?

I'll give you a dime.

Jesus.

Now let me hear what I just told you.

If you want five grand, you gotta give us Jackie.

Jerk.

We've got Jackie.

If you ever wanna see her again, you gotta give us five grand.

We got Jackie.

If you ever want to see her again, you've got to give us five grand.

Forget the dime. I'll call Colette.

How the hell are you going to call Colette from a pay phone?

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Her father might cheap her a couple of things, Gabe.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, wait a minute.

You're going to call back again tomorrow to let him know where he can leave the

money. You got that? Or do I have to write it down for you?

What's the matter?

You sure you know what I'm doing?

Yeah, don't you?

Well, I guess so.

But remember, leave the broad alone.

We haven't flipped for firsties yet.

And that's the rules.

You know, that's what I like about you.

I'm worried about five grand and all you can think about is who's gonna go first

Now get the hell out of here

See, honey?

I told you to behave yourself.

Hey,

this is for you.

Now you can either lie back...

And get laid.

Or I can force myself.

It's up to you.

What the hell are you crying for? I haven't done anything yet.

Hey, come on. Come on. Stop the crying, all right?

Crying turns me off.

I can't stand to hear a chick crying.

Oh, shit.

Hey, look, will you stop crying? It's ruining me.

I'm getting out of here before I get a complex.

Hello? This Jackie's father?

Yes, this is Mr. Miller.

Hello? We got Jackie.

You got Jackie?

Now, that's your hard luck.

Well, uh, we got Jackie, and we want five grand.

Five grand, huh?

Well, why don't you try welfare?

Or better yet, try work.

Hello?

Hello?

Jackie's father?

Hello?

He's a crazy bastard.

You know what he said?

What? If we want five grand, we should get a job or go on welfare.

And then he hung up.

Hung up?

Yeah. He laughed at me.

Like I was some kind of jerk or something.

Well, maybe we should have dropped the price to four grand.

He never gave me a chance.

Let's forget about the ransom.

I want to get laid.

Tell you what I'm going to do, old buddy, buddy, buddy.

I'm going to let you go first.

Hey.

Nah, nah, we'll flip for it like we always do.

No, no, no, no. You go ahead. Go first.

You banged her while her old man was working me over on the phone.

No.

Now, would I do that to a nice guy like you?

What kind of a friend would I be, huh?

You never let me go first, except with Fat Louise.

Look, I want you to be the first one to grab onto this beautiful piece of ass.

Nah, nah, we'll flip.

It's the only fair way.

No, I don't understand you.

God, are you a fucking bunny?

I mean, look, here's your chance to get laid by the most beautiful piece of...

Either one of us has ever had, and all you can think of is, after you, Gaston.

Lip.

All right, all right.

Here, call it.

Test.

What is it? Ed, you always win.

Can I do two out of three?

Nah, you want fair and square.

What are you doing?

Get in there and screw the broad so I can screw her. I want to get laid. I'm

tired. I need a little rest first.

You know, that kick in the balls really hurt.

Bullshit. I know you. Now get in there.

I want to get laid.

I want to finish my beer first.

Well, then hurry up and finish it. Come on. All right, all right. Finish it. All

right.

Get in there. Oh, God.

You again.

Sorry, honey, I've got to do this.

My friend will think I'm a fag or something.

Well, why didn't you tell me you were so well hung?

Why didn't you tell me you were so hung up?

Well, maybe you can help me. I don't want to be so hung up and uptight.

God, you're just fantastic.

Why didn't you tell me you were like this in the car?

I tried to, but you didn't listen.

Oh God.

Oh God.

say I told you so.

And let's do it again.

Um, not now.

I gotta have a cigarette.

And you smoke in bed?

Only in king-size beds.

Hurry back.

Oh, God, you dumb fucking bunny. I saw you in trouble.

Oh, so that's your game, you lousy creep.

Sorry, baby, but Will's my best friend.

One for all, all for one, all that jazz.

Don't you come near me. I'll split your skull open.

Relax, lady.

Freddy taught me everything he knows.

That wasn't much.

Wow. Is that all you?

That's all of me.

Well, is that all you can say?

Just one more thing.

Why not take all of me?

Thank you.

Oh.

I'm proud of you.

Oh, don't stop.

Oh, don't leave.

Meaty love.

Love.

Breakfast.

Love.

Where'd you get the gown?

I found it in the closet. Probably my sister's.

Right after coffee, champ.

Into the bedroom.

Nope. I'm tired.

Didn't you get enough last night? Not really.

Okay, lovely scene.

Coffee and into the bedroom.

Oh, I've got to go call your father about the money.

See you later.

Looks like me and you again, champ.

Nope. Don't want to.

You can't make me.

Hello, this is the boys again.

Listen, if you want to get Jackie back, you'll have to give us four grand.

What's the matter? Welfare turn you down?

Isn't this ridiculous?

What the hell took you so long?

He's a nut!

He's a goddamn nut!

Yeah, what'd he say this time?

He left.

And then he hung up on me. Oh, Jesus.

He's as crazy as she is.

What the hell happened while I was gone?

She raped me!

Yeah, but... What the hell did you tie yourself to the table for?

I didn't tie myself to the table!

God, are you dumb!

Don't tell me that she... Oh, no!

Oh, no!

No!

Your turn!

Oh.

Hey, hey, hey, wake up.

Come on, wake up, wake up.

I said wake up. Come on. Hey, Jackie isn't here. Now, come on, we've got to

find her.

Leave me alone.

Oh, shit, man. She could send us to prison for life.

Hey, come on. Where the hell is she?

I don't know. Leave me alone.

At least she's in the kitchen making breakfast.

I'm going to get some sleep.

For Christ's sake, man, we got a crisis on our hands.

Leave me alone. I want to get some water. Hey, look, I can't find her

anywhere. Now, when was the last time you saw her?

Last night.

Down there between her legs saying, I'm going to eat you up alive.

I'm going to eat you up alive.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Ten minutes for breakfast, champ.

Then I'll see you in the bedroom.

Oh, no, no. Today we rest up.

How about you, love machine?

Right after breakfast?

Not me. I'm not going. I'm on strike.

Oh, I see.

Going on strike.

Need a little rest, huh?

Yeah, well, you know, I've thought about that.

I could arrange a very nice, long rest.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Sound good?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think 20 years for kidnapping, 20 years for rape, 20 years

for holding me prisoner.

You get my meaning?

Oh.

We could sure use a little rest.

Oh. Well, you've got 10 minutes. Enjoy your rest. Me in the bedroom.

This is the... You

know,

you're crazy.

Do you know that?

Who are you?

Hank, you've got to help us out. This chick is wearing us out. I'm telling

you, she's driving us nuts.

Do you know that you get life, life in prison for kidnapping in this state? Do

you know that? This girl is too much, Hank. You've got to stay and help us.

You take me back. You take me back now. Hank.

Jackie, meet my brother, Hank.

Pleasure.

Maybe I'll stay around for a little while anyway.

That's a boy.

I was gonna make sure that she doesn't kill him.

Come on.

Oh my God.

And then it's back to the bedroom.

Come on, we need a little rest.

Listen, you try and call a stop, I'm going to call the cops.

You got that?

Hey,

she's going to ruin you two guys.

You're not going to live to collect the ransom.

And I'm going to get out of here before she ruins me.

We sure could use a little rest.

Yeah.

Hey. Hey, I got an idea.

Will, you drive Hank and me to that phone booth. And I'm going to call her

old man.

And you can take Hank home and then come back and pick me up, okay? Yeah, good.

What about Jackie?

What about her?

I don't know. What about her?

She won't get away. We'll take her clothes and hide them someplace.

Yeah.

She's not going to go outside naked. That's for sure. She'll comb.

Listen, sweetheart, now, we're not playing around anymore, see?

We want $1,500.

Go on, forget it.

$1,000?

Oh, come on, you've got to do better than that.

$750 and not a penny less.

$500 and not a penny more.

Okay, okay, $500.

Bring it to the fountain in the park at 2 this afternoon.

Okay, I'll have Jackie's younger sister bring it to you.

Yeah, we'll make sure she's on time.

Oh, she'll be there.

Well,

it's all set.

Yeah, what did he say?

Well, he's only going to get us 500.

Well, I guess it's better than nothing.

Yeah.

My sister's going to bring it to us in the park.

I don't know. I don't like it. She's probably going to bring 500 cops with

her. Yeah.

Hey, look, let's play it smart.

We'll get there ahead of time and check it out.

Gotcha.

What do you think of what he told you?

Jesus, I hope so.

First, I can get a cup of coffee.

Make sure of it, boy.

Let's give it a shot.

Excuse me, lady. We hate to bother you, but we've lost our car.

And do you mind letting us use your telephone so we can call a taxi or some

kind of help? We don't have a phone here. Hey, look, can we, uh... It's like

I don't know if I can travel or anything, but can we get a cup of coffee

or something?

Well, if that's all you want, come on in.

Coffee's ramming.

You all alone here?

Yeah. You been out there long?

Three days.

Oh, wow.

We just got up here at three o'clock this morning. Boy, it's cold. You'd like

some nice hot coffee, wouldn't you?

Not anything right now. Are you

done with Moses?

Well, three months to load.

You're a real funny guy, aren't you?

He's walking around the woods.

Yeah.

Is there much game out there?

I think we found it right here.

I don't believe this.

Do you have any luck today?

We have luck.

Hey, we have luck today. Look, we just walked in. Just beginning.

Maybe you'd like something to eat.

I thought you'd never ask. No.

You must be sweeter than benefits.

I've been waiting for a better atmosphere.

He's gone to the bedroom.

Hey, this place is all right.

I finally meet some big game hunters.

They sure be beating the bushes.

I'll tell you what bush I want to beat.

Mm-hmm

Move, move.

Oh.

um

I don't think she's going to show up.

I had a feeling something would go wrong with this thing.

Hey, yeah, maybe.

Let's look around.

I give up.

Where's the money?

I'll take you to her. Get in the car.

Yeah. Come on, get in the car.

Come on, in the car.

Next week, I'll... Oh, boy.

What is that?

That's my car.

Oh, what car? My husband's home. Your husband?

Oh, he's ferocious.

Durst? No.

Hey, get one for me too, okay?

Yeah.

Here.

Thanks. Where is she? In the bedroom.

bring the money? Did I bring the money?

Okay, I'm so glad Daddy sent you.

Me too, you lucky brat.

You've been stuck up here with those two good-looking guys.

Bet you've been having a ball.

More than one ball.

What about me? I want to get laid, too. I already thought of that.

We'll switch the money, and I guarantee they'll be back here in a flash and do

anything we want.

All we need is a paper.

Some scissors.

And an envelope.

You got it.

Hey, let them be.

They probably want a couple of minutes alone together.

I mean, they must be three up. What the hell's taking them so long?

Well,

now that your sister's here and you're both happy, give us the money and we'll

be on our way. Or we'll take you both back.

What? I told you something would go wrong. I knew it. I knew it. Cut it out.

We want to show you how to spend the money. You want to go out into town and

have a real ball.

Not me. I'm not bowling anymore.

You've got to be kidding.

Now, come on.

Give us the money and we'll take you home, huh?

No go, no dough.

Okay, baby, that's the way you want it.

That's the way we'll do it.

You want to have a ball?

We'll have a ball.

Now give us the money and we'll wait for you in the car.

Have you lost your grapes?

What happened, Phil? Give us a heart attack. Are you insane?

Relax, baby.

We're not going to wait for him in the car.

As soon as we get the money, we'll split.

Here's the money.

I'll go get dressed and be back in a minute. Oh, take your time.

We'll wait for you in the car.

Right.

20 for you, 20 for me, 20 for you, 20 for me, 20 for you, 20

for me.

Just make sure that's 50-50, little sister.

I think I have a date.

20 for you, 20 for me.

Is this me yet? Yes.

Hmm,

very nice.

Don't trust me.

Well, I guess we swole those two, huh?

You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to fool old Freddie and Willie,

eh?

Yeah, you can say that again.

No more 15-cent cigars for old Will.

Shit,

wait a minute. What's the matter?

Give me that.

Package. Oh, come on. What do you want the package for? Give it to me. Hey,

we're going to split this. What do you mean, give it to me?

What are you doing?

Oh, shit.

Fucked again?

God damn. We're going back. Oh, come on.

Oh, no, no, please, no, Fred. I don't want to go back there.

Look, I didn't fuck that chick for all these days and nights for a lousy two

bucks.

than having cigarettes.

If I see that girl again, my cock is gonna fall off. Please, Fred, no more.

I'm getting that fucking money, man.

I feel sorry for the next two guys they pick up.

My sister and I have been driving all night. We're very tired.

We'd like to get a few hours of rest.

Do you mind if we stop at a motel?

We don't mind, but we don't have any money.

Oh, don't worry about it. We have plenty of money.

Hey, get two connecting rooms and register.

We'll meet you later.

This isn't bad. I like it.

Oh, it's all right. Thank you.

Turn on the lights.

I wish we had something to wear for these two guys. Really get them turned

on. I saw everything.

One for you.

One for me. I picked them up on the way up here.

Matching. Here?

Yeah.

We can do a little sister's number.

Let's get ready for those two guys. Really cute.

You just about ready? Yeah, I'm just about ready. What about you?

I think so.

Dirty bastard.

Can you believe it? He wound up with two bags.

What a

bummer.

Better be good.

Why don't we go back and make it with Fred and Will?

Forget that. Those two guys have had it.

Oh, it's an idea.

Well, why don't we send down for some drinks?

We can call room service and order a bottle of Shevin.

And some nice ice.

How about a drink?

That's a good idea.

Come on in, the tour's out.

Do you want a

drink?

Want a drink?

I need one.

Well, hello.

Hello, Mama.

Thank you.

You know?

I think I want to like some more.

How about it?

No way.

No way.

No.

No.

Hey, hey, I know. There's a couple of beautiful dolls next door. Maybe you'd

like them. No?

Yeah. That's right. That's right. Two beautiful young things over there. I

think they'd like to meet you. Oh, I'm sure they'd like to meet you.

Huh? I think I would like to meet them too.

Interesting.