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Hi, how's the money?
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Secure. Okay, great. I'll call Ms.
Wilder.
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Hi, Ms. Wilder.
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Yes, the money is safe and secure, and
we should be in the station in about an
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hour.
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Okay, thanks.
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Too bad it's only going to be an
overnight trip.
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No, but we made the most of this one,
so...
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That's rude.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Never mind who I am. Hands up.
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I said hands up.
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Now, where's the money?
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What? You know what I'm talking about.
The money.
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Where's the money?
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For money, throw it.
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And close the door and lock it behind
you.
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And by the way, tell Miss Wilder I said
hello.
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Chip!
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When you hear it falling, falling,
falling, falling,
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falling, falling, falling, falling,
falling, falling,
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falling, falling, falling, falling,
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falling, falling, falling, falling,
falling, falling, falling, falling,
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falling, falling, falling, falling,
falling, falling, falling, falling,
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falling, falling, falling, falling,
falling, falling, falling, falling,
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falling, falling, falling.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Max, it's Taggart.
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We've got a problem.
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Where the heck are you?
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I'm working.
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We've got a problem, kid.
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I'm calling in the other girls. You're
in a beautiful place.
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Yeah, I could probably be there in like
an hour.
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After my last show. Is that cool?
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No.
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Hello? I'm a cop. Why am I in jail?
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Where's my phone call?
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Hello, pimp daddy?
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Look, okay.
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I'm a busty cop. Ever hear of us? Of
course you have. We're in the news every
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day. Look at my face.
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Maybe you'll recognize this.
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There. See?
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Okay, now let me the fuck out!
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You are gonna be in a lot of trouble.
Hey.
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Bag it's from me.
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You're free to go.
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Walmart have a sale?
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Hello, girls.
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Step on in.
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Glad you could make it.
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Although it's not under the happiest
circumstances.
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I was going to have the meeting out in
the veranda, but as you can see, the
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weather's a bit dicey today.
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I'm going to come right to the point.
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I'm afraid there's been a major train
robbery.
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Yes.
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I can see by the shocked expression on
your faces that you're as upset as I am.
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And I'm afraid this is a big one.
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Maybe too big for you to handle on your
own.
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That's why...
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I've called in Special Investigator C.J.
Hooker.
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C.J.? I just helped him measure up to
you fine ladies.
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That'll be a problem at all.
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Right, girls?
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Yes. Now, as you know, I have a very
stringent re-qualification examination I
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have to put you through.
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So, I'm going to be asking very, very
special questions to each one of you
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girls personally.
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All right, Max, you ready?
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I'm ready.
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Here we go. Now, some of these have fell
in the blank, so listen up.
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First, Peter Piper picked a peck of
pickled... Peckers.
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Good. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, had a
wife and couldn't... I couldn't.
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Good.
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All right, Sandy, I'm plugging for you.
First one.
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You can pick your friends and you can
pick your nose, but you can't pick your
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friends... Crotch.
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All right, CG, you've got some stiff
competition, but I think stiff will be
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like it.
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So, here's the first one.
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Name something you buy by the foot.
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Kangaroo. Good.
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Can't buy me... Implant?
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Good. I couldn't tell.
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You're fucking a pig in Barcelona. What
language do you use?
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New Guinea.
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Good. Name something you feel before you
buy it.
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Implant.
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You load 16 tons and what do you get?
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Hemlock. First come, first... Fall
asleep.
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Loved means never having to stay your...
Horny.
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Good. Hit that hot tub, sweetie.
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All right, girl.
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Hit the hot tub.
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You got it.
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Howdy.
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Partner. Good girl. Get naked and hit
that pool.
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Now, passengers are forbidden to leave
their seats while...
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Having sex.
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Congratulations.
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Suit up, agent.
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Well, that was a big waste of time.
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There was nothing. Not a fingerprint,
not a fiber, not a hair, nothing.
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Well, I guess we need to go see that
honey chick.
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Yeah, Honey Wilder.
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And you know what? We can go check out
that eyewitness.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah?
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We'll see you guys later. Bye.
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Well,
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I'm not making another move till I can
sell the Dallylammy.
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Thank God for the Dallylammy.
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Well, well, well, hello there, sweet
tits.
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Hello, enlightened one. What can your
Dolly Lama do for you, baby?
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Well, uh, I have a favor to ask.
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Go right ahead and ask, honey.
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Can you tell me who robbed that damn
train?
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Oh, the train, you say.
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Hold on one second while I consult the
spirit world.
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Ah, it's coming to me. It's that Miss
Wilder broad.
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I always knew she was an opportunity.
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She's a filthy, lying little tramp.
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I knew it.
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An offering to the Great One?
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Hey, you cheapskate. You stole me for
the last time. What is this?
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Okay.
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Where do you think you're going?
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Bad karma to rip off your Dalai Lama,
you know.
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Ms. Wilder robbed that train. But at
first I knew your tips would turn to
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worms. I knew she was dirty. Your whole
family will turn to worms.
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I don't care. Hey, wait a minute. Hey,
where are you going?
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Hey, come back here, baby. You owe me
big time.
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Hi, how you doing?
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I'm Max. This is Christy. We're with the
Busty Cops. Are you Aquanetta
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Filippante? Yeah.
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And you were on the train that was
robbed?
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Uh-huh.
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Can you tell us anything about the
robbery?
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Um, well, my vision's not too great, and
I didn't have my contacts in yesterday,
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but, um, from what I could tell, it was
a woman, and she was really tall
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and blonde, and she looked hot from what
I could see.
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And she came in with a gun, and people
were screaming and everything, and, um,
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I mean, she seemed hot.
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I would have done her if she didn't have
that gun.
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But she was definitely blonde.
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Yeah, it's just... Did you see anything
else?
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Like I said, my vision's not that great,
you know, and I didn't have my contacts
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in. I mean, I can hardly see you guys
right now.
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Well, you guys look pretty good.
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How about we go over to that tree right
there?
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And then maybe something will jog my
memory?
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Yeah, okay. Whatever it takes.
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I got something that'll jog our memory.
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Thank you.
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Miss Wilder, who are the busty cops? I
can see that.
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We're here to investigate the train
robbery.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank God you're here.
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I don't know what I'm going to do.
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First of all, let me just say how sorry
we are for your husband's loss. Oh, you
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and your husband's loss of your train
line.
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I am absolutely devastated.
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I have no idea how I'm going to recover
from this.
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I don't know why bad things happen to
good people.
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It's so awful.
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I know.
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We need to talk to someone about
scheduling, about the trains coming and
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going.
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You know, a schedule person.
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Well, actually, here comes my accountant
Pembroke. You should be able to answer
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any questions you may have.
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Hi, ladies.
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Hi, Sandy, busty cop.
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My pleasure. CJ, busty cop.
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CJ. The ladies look cold.
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We should get them inside.
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Well, why don't I interview Pembroke
here and the two of you.
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Yeah, and let them have full access to
the books. You know, show them what they
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need to see.
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Okay, Ms. Wilder. I'll open the books
and try to give them whatever they're
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looking for.
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All right. Come on this way.
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Perhaps you'd like to join me in my
office for a cup of coffee or a new
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massage? Maybe a game of checkers?
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Okay, whatever.
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Well, this is quite a pad.
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Yes, well, Miss Wilder, she likes to
live quite lavishly.
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Hmm.
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This must be Miss Wilder's biggest fan.
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Well, this room tends to heat up on its
heat.
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You ready?
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So, um, how long were you married to
your late husband before he passed?
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A couple of months.
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Well, how old was he?
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Eighty-five.
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Oh, must be tough, huh?
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Yeah.
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Been a little tough.
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I mean, my dad had an electric train set
when I was growing up, but... It's
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nothing like that.
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Oh, bet.
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So, what'd he die of?
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A heart attack in bed.
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How awful.
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It's been real tough.
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So, he left you the entire railroad
line?
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Yeah.
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It's been a real uphill battle.
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I bet.
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So, um, where are those checkers?
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I'm curious, you guys.
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Hey, Taggart.
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Well, ladies, right on time. I admire
punctuality. In fact, I insist on it.
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Have a seat.
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And don't you look lovely in the outfits
I bought you.
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Of course, we'll come out of your next
paycheck, as always.
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Looking at the way you fill out those
dresses, I'd say that if you'd been on
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the Titanic, it would probably still be
afloat today.
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I'd like to buy you a drink.
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Unfortunately, they won't be open for
another ten minutes.
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And you're on duty anyway.
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So, T.J., tell me, how did it go today?
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Oh, my God, we stopped till we dropped
today. First of all, we went to the
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mall. Well, actually, before we went to
the mall, we went over to the spa and
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got a pedicure. I went with the clear
nail polish, but you went with... I
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meant, how did the investigation go,
C.J.? Well, um... Well,
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we went to Honey's, but it didn't turn
up anything.
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How about you two?
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Oh... We actually met up with that
witness, but unfortunately, blinder than
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a shithouse rat, didn't see a thing.
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Completely hopeless.
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So nothing.
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Well, fuck you!
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And your ass looks big in that song!
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Who's this guy?
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Oh, holy shit.
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You ladies are beautiful.
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Wow, each one of you is more stunning
than the next one.
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Hey, hey, do you think you could do me a
huge favor?
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What can we do you for?
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You don't dance, do you?
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Never mind.
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I got this club opening tonight, and I
got hundreds and hundreds of guys coming
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in here. And all my dancers, every one
of my fat-ass dancers, and I hate every
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one of you.
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Quit on me tonight.
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Blue, blue.
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Some, you know, got sick.
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So I got nobody up on stage tonight.
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Is there any way... Can I ask a huge
favor of any of you
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to... Well, do you dance?
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Well, I do a mean lombada.
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How about the margarita?
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It doesn't matter.
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If you could just get up on stage
tonight, any one of you, or all of
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you... One at a time, do a little dance,
you know, just shake a little jiggle
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and, you know, maybe pop a little pop.
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What do you guys think?
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Drinks, free drinks all night long.
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Free raffle ticket.
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Free lottery ticket. Free bunnies,
chocolate.
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Free shoes.
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Free shoes.
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I'll give you free shoes if you get up
on stage and, you know.
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Good shoes, not cheap shoes. You might
have a deal.
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Like, what price range are we talking
about?
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Like... It doesn't matter. It doesn't
matter. No cheap shoes.
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No cheap shoes and you're up on stage
and you... Have a little time.
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Shake a little booty.
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Here. Yes!
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Thank you.
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