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Woof, woof, woof.

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No, no, no.

No.

Oh,

god! No, I don't want to do this. Come on, come on.

Go on.

Come on, drink it.

Come on, drink it.

Hmm.

Oh, thank you, Dave, huh?

That's very good.

I got it.

It's good.

You okay?

No, I'm old.

And I didn't sign up for this crap.

What, are you trying to get in shape?

What?

You out running?

Oh, yeah, I just went for a jog.

How far?

I don't know.

I wasn't keeping track.

-Oh, come on, man. -I need stats.

I wasn't keeping time or anything, Dad.

Just trying to get the blood flowing. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Find my lung over there?

You sure you're okay?

Yeah, this just comes and goes.

Alright, I'll see you in a little bit, okay?

Alright.

You working?

Yeah.

I'm gonna go buy the staples and then I'm gonna run to Fillmore.

You going to work now?

I'm just gonna run a quick errand.

This early?

Yeah, Dad, it's early.

Stop digging.

They got candy bars wherever it is you're going?

I'm sure they do.

Hey, I'll give you a dollar if you pick one up for me.

Candy bars cost a dollar, Dad.

Okay, I'll give you two.

You know what?

No, I don't know what.

You make dinner tonight, we'll call it even.

How's that sound?

That sounds like a good deal.

Hey, David?

Yeah? When you get my candy bar, could you get some steaks for dinner?

Uh, so, I'm getting...

The dinner and the candy bar?

Yeah, you're a good son.

Almost my favorite.

Love you, Dad.

See ya.

Hang on now.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Woof, woof, woof!

I don't know why.

Would you hit me?

Thanks, brother.

Probably get a splash of that, too, when you're done.

I'd really appreciate it, man.

Just hands are full.

That's good.

Hey, thanks again, man.

Hey, David, how you doing Jeremy?

Sorry, boys.

Hey, bug!

Missed you, man.

How are you?

I'm sorry, I had some work stuff.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, Mom.

Did you get donuts?

Oh, I forgot.

Who's Jess?

Why don't you take off your shoes?

Theo!

Honey, you forgot your homework.

Hey, David.

-Sorry I'm late. -No, no worries.

OK.

Everything OK?

Yeah, it's work stuff.

OK.

All right, boys, don't be late.

One more Principal Andrews is going to make me meet him and make a plan, huh?

There you go.

I love you.

Hey, you guys go ahead.

I'm going to talk to Mom for a minute, OK?

-OK. -All right.

Oh, nothing. Just want to make sure we're still good for Friday night.

Yeah.

-Still work for you? -You got something?

No, it's good.

-It's good. -I'm looking forward to it.

Yeah, me too.

The boy said Jess took off, she okay?

She's dealing with it all.

I think this stuff is harder on girls.

You think we're doing the right thing, Nikki?

Dude, I don't know.

Look, the boys are halfway to school.

You with them is the most important thing right now.

-Right, right, right. -I'm sorry.

It's just... Don't be sorry. You're doing what we

discussed and thought was best, and we said we'd see.

So we're seeing.

David, I love you.

You love me. We're trying to figure this out.

We can't analyze every step.

And if the boys walk themselves to school, that's on you.

Hey, Alex.

Yeah?

What do you call a pile of kittens?

What?

A meow-ton.

Come on, Dad.

Meow-ton.

Come on, Dad.

That is terrible.

What new jokes?

New jokes?

You guys tell me a joke.

The dog's always in a push-up position.

Mitch Hedberg, search him up.

Mitch Hedberg, who's that?

A comedian that's actually good.

Oh, the bus is here.

Bye, Dad.

Bye, boys.

Jazz!

What are you doing?

-Where are you going? -Hey!

What are you doing?

I just didn't want to go to school.

Jack is about to fall out of your backpack.

Hey, David.

Hey, Jeremy.

Teenager stuff.

Yeah, I thought I'd kill mine sometimes.

Hey, well, if you don't see this one in

the next couple of days, it'll be our secret.

I got a spot in the back if you need it.

It's a little weird, Jeremy.

Thank you, though.

Just let go, I'm not five.

You're not five?

I know it's not easy

Mom's cheating on you.

No, she's not.

Yes, she is.

I saw the guy leaving this morning.

Jess, we agreed that we could see other people during this time.

Oh, so you're just seeing other people, too?

It doesn't matter.

It's none of your business what we're doing.

It wasn't supposed to be any of your business.

None of my business?

This is my family, too.

But, Jess, you're the kid.

We're the parents. We've got to have time to figure this out.

That's stupid.

It's not stupid.

Look, there's nothing I can say to you

that's not going to make me out to be a loser dad.

Don't say that. You're right, okay?

But I'm not going to make your mom out to be the villain in this thing.

She's not a bad person.

Look, Jess, we got married right out of high school.

We had you, then the boys.

We never knew that we were gonna...

question things when we got older.

That's bullshit!

It is not bull...

You know, I wish somebody would have told me that it's never gonna stop.

It's never gonna get easy, okay?

You're not gonna just be an adult, and all of a

sudden, you don't question anything that happens in life.

We're trying, Jess, but there's no daggum road map, okay?

Why can't you guys just be together, like Grandma and Grandpa?

They've been together for years.

We're trying, Jess.

I promise.

Well, figure your shit out because it's ruining my life.

You forgot your backpack.

If you want, we can just pretend none of that happened.

You know, you can do it all over again if you want.

Get the build-up and the drama.

You know dad

We need to fight.

You need to fight for us.

Hey, David.

Hi, Mrs. Allen.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Morning, Miss Staples.

Morning.

How are you?

Well, I can't complain.

Had the grandkids over to the house for the weekend.

That was fun.

It was fun to send them home, too.

I'm sure.

How's your dad?

He's good.

Just farting around, you know, trying to stay busy.

I keep telling him, we're both lonely widows.

Why not jump in a foxhole together and fool around?

What is he?

What are you telling my dad? He doesn't mention me.

It's not that he doesn't mention you.

I'll leave it there.

Get down to business.

-You mind driving? -No, ma'am.

Come on.

Yeah, head down that road, about a mile.

Hi, thank you.

Yes, ma'am.

All right, this is it, in all its glory.

Now, I need for you to get rid of it any way you like.

You can sell anything you think has value.

Pocket the money, no problem.

What do you think?

I don't know, maybe two weeks, a week and a half?

Say, a hundred dollars a day seem fair to you?

Sounds about all right.

I'm fine.

All right, come on.

I'll take you back up to the house.

Ah, no need.

I need to exercise.

I'll walk back.

You sure?

No, but I figure I'll risk it.

You need anything, you let me know.

Miss Staples.

Did you and Tom have a good match?

Not particularly.

What?

Well, I was just curious if you were happy.

Tom was a good man.

I'm a decent woman.

I loved him.

He loved me.

But a real marriage, it takes respect over love.

David, love is a feeling and feelings.

They move in, they move out.

You and Nikki, you'll work it out.

When do we get to work?

I'm gonna walk on the left side you look as you leave

Yes, ma'am

Oh!

Jess!

Come on, get in Mom.

Daddy's here. Can you just finish the sandwiches and come home by 9, got it?

What's up, boys? All right, David, let's go.

-You ready? -Yeah.

All right, y'all be good for your sister, okay?

Yeah, sure.

Boys, listen to your sister.

Give me a kiss.

Hey, Jess.

Yes?

Let's go.

Y'all be good.

I'm sorry about that.

I talked with Jess.

She knew she just wanted to make a fight.

Oh, it's all right.

It's gotta be harder on her, being older and more aware, you know?

Yeah.

Plus, she's a teenager.

Girls that age got their own drama going on.

-Oh. -What's going on?

Oh, it's just, you know, one day, best friends with someone.

Next day, she wants to end them.

Typical teenage girls.

Oh, right.

We're going proper now?

Unless it's demeaning, you can open your own door.

I mean, I certainly don't want to... I'll take the gesture.

Come on, let's do it.

All right, here we go.

Hey.

You mind if we stay close?

I don't know what I plan for tonight.

Jess just hasn't been great, and I'm nervous with her watching the boys.

Oh, the boys can take care of themselves.

I know, but it's just gonna stress me out.

Plus, she has that show later with her friends.

We agreed we were going to make date night a priority.

It is.

But we also still have to be parents.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

No, you're right.

Life's still happening, right?

You mind if we just drive around the block and

then come back here just so they think we left?

-You warm enough? -Yeah.

How are things good Smith if

we can miss Staples nice

How's your dad?

He's good.

It's funny

It's like the time between now and high school never happened.

Yeah?

Yeah, you know, it's like my chores have just been waiting on

me, so now that I've moved back home, I'm expected to, you

know, take out the trash, cut the grass, dishes, like, whatever.

So, my first night back, I can't remember what trash night it was.

So, you wake up the next morning, it's not done, and Dad

gives me the exact same lecture I used to get in high school.

Really?

Verbatim, except the only difference is, Mom always used to give

it to me, but now it's Dad, and I mean word for word the exact same.

I'll pull up back here so he can't see us.

But yeah, it's all good.

You think you'll get your own place?

I hope not, Nicky.

I mean, what are we doing?

Am I delusional about this whole thing?

I'm sorry I misspoke.

David, I just meant that we could figure it out if we needed

getting you your own place if it's hard living with your dad, that's all.

Well, it's dad, you know.

I think he likes having me there.

And I walk around the house talking to himself.

I mean, he's still yelling at the TV, you

know, but it's a little less weird if I'm there.

That's how it worked.

Some good cases.

Judy's letting me do more work on the cases.

She

says I should consider a law school.

She doesn't want to lose me.

You thinking about it?

Kind of.

I don't know. It's only been three months, so we'll see.

I don't know if it's something I'll get

bored of once it isn't exciting anymore.

No way you'll get bored smart as you are.

I mean, heck, I wish I could've had the babies, you know?

Just been a-at-home dad.

You could've gone and made a partner by now, and

we wouldn't be stressed about money all the time.

You've always had what we needed, David.

You've always provided.

So, what did you have planned before Jess ruined it?

I'll save it for another time.

I'll imagine it now and we can do it another time.

Tell me a little at least.

You know, I, um, start writing again.

I don't know.

Punk songs?

No, not punk songs.

I can't sing. I can't yell like that anymore.

Just, like, singer-songwriter stuff.

You know, no big deal.

Going to go back on the road?

Yep.

I thought about giving it all up, load up the boys, start in a band,

cruise the countryside, stop them at all the colleges along the way.

Why not?

Still young.

Okay, well, I gotta hear it.

I'm not gonna play it.

Come on, babe.

I don't have the guitar or anything.

You don't need the guitar.

You just have your voice.

Your voice is just fine.

It's always been the best part.

The band just supported it.

I think the band helped cover the flaws.

No.

Ahem.

I live my life

Bandit in a corner.

All along believing the ground was wet

and by the time I came to realize,

darling, you had already left.

I'm a damn fool, a damn fool

I am a damn fool

I've had time to think

Ever since you cut me loose And

hell, that's what I call

this time Cause darling, that's what

life is without you

I'm a damn fool, a damn fool

I am a damn fool.

Oh, hold me close, though all's gone wrong.

Stay close to me.

It may be broke, but it ain't lost, and I know.

I know I can fix this.

You just repeat the chorus.

Hey buddy, is your mom here?

Oh, hi.

Yeah.

He's not home.

He's out with my dad.

I'm getting a shower, you creeper.

I promise.

Do you know when she'll be back?

Are you psycho?

Why do you think I would tell you?

I don't even know you.

-Darn you. -Who are you?

Yeah, stopping by is really going to give her power.

Your mom got out of promotion at work, and I think you guys would agree.

Yeah, it doesn't make it any less weird.

Listen, she goes to work on Mondays, so if you guys work together...

Actually, do you mind giving it to her?

Can't you give that to her at work?

Thank you.

Nice meeting you.

I'm sorry, I didn't know that you were so worried.

No, look, we made it.

Made an agreement.

Hey, congratulations on the promotion.

Yeah, thanks.

Are you seeing anyone?

What's his name?

Derrick?

We don't work together, we just work in the same building.

You don't have to.

We raised some good ones.

They're worth it, Nicky.

They're worth us trying.

I know.

It's just I should get back inside

Hey, can, um...

Can we try this again sometime?

Of course.

Next time, though, a guitar needs to accompany that song.

Agreed.

You done?

Bye.

I'm Lizard dad

Let me see those.

They're fine.

Why don't you come downstairs?

We'll clean those up.

D.O.

Alex.

What are you doing here now?

It's so late.

No, I didn't get to say bye, so I just want

to come by and say goodnight and I love you.

Okay.

I love you too.

Where's Buck?

He's sleeping with mom.

Okay.

Hey, so I saw this wino on the street the other day and he was eating a grape.

And I was like, hey dude.

What's a wino?

It's like a, you know, like a homeless guy that drinks a lot of wine.

Alright.

So no matter how good I get at tennis, I'll never be as good as a wall.

That was not good.

Better jokes, dude.

Look, if I had nine fingers cut off, I wouldn't be any worse at typing.

Hey, don't show, what are you talking about?

This is your guy.

I looked him up on Netflix.

Seriously?

Yes, it's the Mitch Hedberg guy.

Yeah, but you like picked all the dark chocolates in there.

What are you talking about?

You said the other day, you're like, a dog is always in the push-up position.

Yeah, no, that's funny.

That's not funny. That is really funny.

That's really funny, but the guy, tennis against the wall is not funny?

That's not funny at all.

Whatever.

You can't be good at tennis but not beat yourself in tennis.

The point is, it's saying like the wall, like you

can't, the wall's gonna send it in any direction.

Yeah, I got that wrong.

It wasn't funny.

Hey, you wanna climb out and look at the stars?

It's, it's four.

It's not four o'clock.

Okay, then it's like two in the morning.

Alright.

Now go to sleep.

-I love you, Dad. -I love you, too.

I don't want to get in bed.

Don't get in bed.

Good night.

Hey, kill Bug and Jess.

I love them, okay?

Hey, David.

-Hey. -Hey.

Did you make the boys up last night and talk to them?

What?

Alex told me you were telling him and Theo Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Oh, yeah, I couldn't sleep last night and the boys

have been telling me to look up this guy's stuff, so I did.

Just went over there to share some of the funny ones with them.

Do you think that was a good idea?

You think it was a bad one?

I think it's a little confusing.

What's confusing about it?

I don't know.

Their dad knocking on their window at 4 in the morning.

-No, no, no. -It was 2.30.

And if I'd have...

-No, no. -Now, hold on, Nikki.

If I'd have woken up, if I was living in the house

and I'd have gone in there and got the boys up to

tell them a joke, you wouldn't have a problem with it.

David, it's not about the jokes.

Then what is it about? Are you kidding me?

Am I kidding you?

You're gonna come over here now and give me crap when

I'm living with my dad and you're in there with the boys?

Oh, my God. You've got to be sensitive to the

fact that I don't get to spend time with them.

So if I'm gonna go over there, I gotta sneak

over there and tell them something in the middle

of the night and then you hear about it at breakfast.

David, you are not the only one.

Fuck you, okay?

-Oh, that's nice. -That's nice.

You think breakfast... You hear that? There we go.

Oh, my...

Do you think breakfast is, like, leave it to beaver or something?

You think you...

-Hold on. -Look. -Can you look at me?

You think they were telling on you?

-I don't know. -I'm not in the house.

They weren't, okay?

They were excited, like it was a good thing, okay?

Like they were happy about it.

You're out of the house and you're so cool to them.

Don't fucking charge at me like that.

You're right.

Won't happen again.

My apologies.

David, come on.

-Stop. -We need to talk about this.

We already talked about it.

David, can you stop the truck, please?

What are you doing?

Bye.

God fucking damn it.

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Hi, how are you doing today?

Good.

-Great. -You finding everything okay?

Yeah, just looking.

All right.

Well, let me know if you need a hand with anything.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

It's off, buddy!

Aye!

Ow, I need...

Can we lay down in the back?

Hey, hey, no, no, no. Don't get in the bag.

You can get back there, but do not go through

those bags and do not look under the blanket.

Can we just lay down in the bag?

Climb in over here. The door's broken. Wait, could we ride in the back?

-No. -You can't ride in the back.

Come on.

Just let me go, please, and get this over with.

You can if you pay the toll.

-Hang on. -Let me pay the toll.

What is going on?

Load up.

Let's go.

-Nothing's wrong. -Look at this.

Stop, stop, stop.

nothing i don't want to talk about it and if you

want me to come you'll drop it just leave me alone

All right, squanch in.

Squanch in, find your place.

Nice.

Yes, I know.

Come on, sit down.

Fine.

Are you ready for an adventure?

Yeah, where are we going?

We're going to the park.

Wait, what's in the back?

Hey, hey, hey.

There's a surprise at the park.

Not just the park.

Oh. What if someone steals the surprise?

What if they just take it?

How are they going to take the prize?

You said it's at the park, though.

No, it's in the back, covered up in the blanket.

-That's what's back there. -That's why I

don't want you guys messing around back there.

Oh.

All right, how was school?

Awesome.

-Good. -Did I get awesome and good?

Good.

Kind of nice.

I just hate math.

Why do you hate math?

Math is the only thing that ruins the school.

I love math.

Let's see.

Is art the best?

-No. -Do you like art?

Art's good, right?

-Yeah, I guess. -Yeah, art's good.

That's your favorite, right, Bug?

Yeah.

So you got something on his face?

No.

Art, theater, music.

Oh, you bust your noggin?

-Yeah. -Running. -You all right?

Yeah.

-Is that today? -Yeah.

I ran a mile today.

Oh, yeah?

What was your time on the mile?

Um, I didn't get the time, but I was in front of everybody.

Oh, nice.

Which felt pretty good.

-That's good, buddy. -How about you?

-Did you run it? -No. -Why?

I don't like running.

Wow.

I would run it.

I would run it.

I would run it.

How was school for you?

I don't know.

How was music and art and recess?

All the fun stuff.

I have, like, barely any time with recess.

Well, recess is the best.

I have so many friends.

Tyson.

What do you guys play when you're at recess?

Zombie.

You play zombie?

Yeah, we play, like, zombies.

Oh, wait, zombies, like where you shoot zombies?

Yeah, there's these kids where they act like zombies.

Then you get to be a citizen or a shooter.

I mainly be a citizen.

Oh, no, I'm a shooter, actually.

Yeah.

So.

Jess, how about you?

-How was school? -It was just great.

Who in the vehicle felt sarcasm from that statement?

That was sarcasm.

Just, like, a tiny bit or a whole lot?

No, a whole lot.

-A whole lot. -That was sarcasm.

Yeah, the whole thing.

It's sarcasm.

There's nothing that's not.

It was definitely good.

It was sarcasm.

Well, hey, Jess, you can't have a bad time today.

I dare you to not have fun.

It's still the park.

Don't try me.

It's the park, and there's a surprise.

What's the point?

-I can't wait. -I love surprises.

What do you mean, what's the point?

What's the point of someone, like, doing a

surprise for you, but then you're like, no, I hate it.

All right, you ready?

Yeah.

All right here.

Here's this bag.

What do you got in there?

What is that?

What's on the pictures?

baby

Yeah!

Come on, let's go home.

See this little track?

All right, I see it slide down on there.

Okay, and then we're gonna clamp.

Go one.

But what happens when, like, they're going high?

So there's this little bit of, there's this little engine that's inside there.

So would it push those off?

Come here.

Yeah, it'll shoot it.

So we're gonna stick this button in here, okay?

And then you hold that button.

Okay.

Say, Houston, we're ready for takeoff.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, go!

Ha, ha, ha!

All right.

All right, go get it, go get it.

All right, come back, come back, come back, come back.

All right, you want to do yours next?

All right, let's go.

Come on.

Yeah, we'll pack it all back in there and put another motor in it.

Okay, yeah, you want to pinch it?

So here you go.

All right.

All right, here you go.

Pinch him on there.

Good job.

Do that one.

But does it leave a...

Oh, you can hear a buzz.

Uh-huh.

There you go.

I wonder, though.

-Okay, got one. -Get this.

Good job. We gotta get it right on the ends there.

There we go.

Okay. All right, you grab your controller.

Okay, where is it?

See it?

Right here. All right, everybody back up.

-Let's go, Tito. -All right.

Okay.

Ten, nine...

You do this button right here.

Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!

All right, try to catch it, try to catch it.

Hey, Jeff, you want to do yours?

Come on.

Come on.

Hey, Alex, you okay if Jess goes?

All right, let's see the big one.

Let's get the big boy.

Let's get the big boy.

All right.

You want to hook it up?

All right, come on.

Here you go.

How do you do it?

All right, so, we'll take it right here.

We'll put this one here.

And we'll put it right here.

All right.

All right, boys.

Houston, we are ready for launch.

Okay, I'm gonna catch yours.

You ready?

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one, go!

Dad, it's not going.

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.

All right, let's go.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one, go!

It's not working.

Yeah, no, push this button.

I clicked the button!

Push this button.

Hey, hold on. I hate this! Hey, hey, hey, Jess!

What are you doing?

What you did!

What do you mean, what did I did?

You got mad and walked away!

I did not get mad and walk away.

Anna, don't do this here in front of the boys.

-Stop it. -That's exactly what you did!

I did not do anything.

You know I'm fighting as hard as I can for this.

I don't want this.

You think I'm gonna bring you guys out to a park on Saturday?

Come on.

I don't wanna do this.

I'm sorry.

It sucks for everybody.

I promise though, I'm trying.

Take me home.

Come on, let's just try to fix this up.

No, I want to go home.

Hey, sorry

Hey, next time, okay?

You get to go next time?

Okay. All right, come on. Let's get our stuff.

Let's get our stuff.

Can I keep the parachute?

Yeah, you can keep the parachute.

You can keep the whole rocket.

Can we hang them up on our wall?

Yeah, we'll hang them up inside your room.

Does that sound good?

Hey, that was so awesome when it went up, though, wasn't it?

Jess.

Jess!

Are you there?

All right, here. I was gonna save these till after we launch the rockets.

Pick your flavor.

All right.

There you go.

What's going on?

Hey, Mom, Dad got his rockets and Jess

broke hers, and Alex didn't get to shoot one.

That's pretty-by-play.

Hey, boys, why don't you run in the house real quick?

Let me talk to Mom. Are we gonna stay the night?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna spend the night.

Just let me talk to Mom real quick, and then we'll head out, okay?

Hey, why don't you guys go to the Thompsons?

I saw the boys on their bikes earlier.

All right.

-Yeah? -That sound like a good idea?

Okay. All right, go see the Thompson boys.

We'll call you.

Come on.

Bye, buggy.

What's up?

What do you mean?

Jess was pissed when I picked up the kids.

She was?

Yeah.

Okay, I asked her not to be.

What does that mean, you asked her not to be?

A bunch of her friends were going to a

show tonight, and she really wanted to go.

And?

And I told her she couldn't, because it's your time with them.

Are you serious?

What, David?

What do you mean, what, David?

It's true.

But you can't keep doing this.

You can't tell her that she can't do something.

It implies that if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have a problem with it.

But I wouldn't.

It doesn't matter if you would or wouldn't.

When you say no, it's making this time with me negative.

That's all she's associating it with.

So tell her she...

Make up some excuse.

Say whatever it is.

I will not teach our children how to lie, David.

Then tell her that it's my decision.

Say, go ask your dad so that I can decide.

I can make that decision, Nikki.

I don't have to have you do it for me.

You've got to be sensitive to how we talk to the kids.

This is hard enough as it is.

You're not being nice or considerate.

I'm sorry, okay?

Are you?

I didn't even think about it.

It just sort of slipped out, because if she was

home with me, I wouldn't have a problem with it.

But then I remembered that you had them to...

David, this is new.

This is my family, Nicky.

I know, do you?

Because if you're not thinking about this

all the time, then you need to cut me loose.

Because I think about it all fucking day.

This is hard.

So, if you can't find some way to be considerate and we

can't find a dialogue, then you move out and you take

him on the weekends because I only agreed to do this

because you promised me that we were going to work through this.

This is hard enough being away from you, but when I got a David I'm sorry.

Okay. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Look at me. Look at me.

I fucked up.

Okay, I'm sorry

Yeah, we're fine.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know you guys were coming back.

I didn't know you guys were coming back. I come pick up

the kids, and you're gonna have a fuck-bastard in my house.

David, that's not what is going on, okay?

We all right here?

Yeah, we're good.

Yeah, sure, it really doesn't sound like it.

Just having a conversation about our kids, man.

So if you could just go somewhere, take a

walk or something, man, I'd really appreciate it.

I think maybe I should be a part of the conversation, don't you think?

Are you serious with this guy?

Don't talk about me like I'm not standing right here.

Then don't stand here and try to help.

Like you have any value in this conversation.

-We're fine. -I'm fine. -We're okay.

We're talking about our children and our family, our marriage.

So just get out of here, man.

I don't think so.

Look, I think that maybe it's important that I be a part of it at this point.

It's not important.

You have zero value in this conversation.

So just go somewhere.

I don't appreciate the way that you're talking to my girlfriend.

-Your girlfriend? -Your girlfriend?

This is my wife!

My wife!

You know what that means?

That is my house you're staying in!

Mine!

You understand that?

You're a fake piece of garbage.

You just prey on women?

What, you can't find, like, single women that you can hang out with?

You got no game, guys?

Huh? You gotta come around here to somebody who's trying to work

through their marriage issues and swoop in on people that are vulnerable?

You're a fucking leech.

You're a bottom feeder, you piece of fucking shit.

Take a breath, David.

Take a breath.

Derek, come on.

-Just go in the house. -I'm sorry.

I just can't at this point. I think that if you just give

us a minute, I think that we could probably work this out.

Derek, I promise you we don't need a minute.

I can promise you that.

appreciate it if you wouldn't inside, Nikki.

Please just go.

Go. Okay? You feel like a big dick standing in front of my house?

Okay, stop! David, just get in your truck and go.

I'm not leaving without the kids, Nikki.

-Let's go. -Let's just go inside. -So you

and your fucking boyfriend can do whatever?

David, get in your truck and leave!

I'm not leaving.

I'm waiting for the kids.

So you can call Miss Thompson, tell her to

send the boys down, tell Jess to grab her crap.

Let's go. You think that's a good idea?

It's happening.

I don't care if it's a good idea or a bad idea.

David, I will bring them by in, like, ten minutes, okay?

Nikki, just give us a minute.

Derek, just stop.

-Stop. -We don't need a minute, Derek.

I can promise you the last thing we need is a fucking minute.

Go get Jesse and the boys, and by the time

you get back, we will have this figured out.

What do you say, David?

I say you can go fuck yourself.

All right, wait, guys, you know what?

Listen.

I think this is...

I think this is getting a little crazy, all right?

I'm sorry.

-I'm sorry. -I apologize.

-That's not me. -You know that.

David, you too, man.

I'm sorry, all right?

I am new to this dynamic.

I think that we all are.

And I realize that I am forcing myself in, but

I think that that is a natural thing to want to

do with somebody that I care about as much as her.

Hey, my man, right here, look, no disrespect,

okay, I get that I got in the middle of something.

This ain't got nothing to do with you, buddy.

It's much bigger than the wall.

You just need to get the heck out of here.

He doesn't listen to me.

It doesn't matter, David.

We don't need to talk about this.

We need to figure it out. If I'm going to be here for

any length of time, we need to start off on the right foot.

I promise we don't need to start off on the right foot, OK?

We'll get there, OK? Just go get Jesse and the boys, and by the

time you get them back out here, me and him, we will work this out.

I promise you that. That OK with you, David?

Whatever gets the kids in the truck, I'm so happy with.

Cool, OK.

You can call, right?

Nikki can call. She can stop by your dad's later.

You guys can work your thing out. I don't care what she does.

Just get the kids.

What is that, 100 yards?

You can go by later.

You guys can work your thing out after we work our thing out.

-I'm sorry. -Don't be sorry.

-It's OK. -This sort of thing happens.

I don't know what it is you'd hope to accomplish.

No, I know.

I'm a piece of garbage, huh?

Is that right?

You are a pile of garbage, David.

You don't deserve that woman.

David, stop!

David!

I heard you, baby.

I heard you.

I don't know what to do.

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Hey, hey, y'all go put those things up.

Hey, don't touch it unless we bought it.

With your eyes, not your hands.

Hey, babe.

What do you think of these?

What's wrong with the ones we got?

Nothing.

It's just these are smart.

It's an upgrade.

Smart?

Can we help you guys with anything?

Just looking at your washers.

I was telling my husband everything's moving as smart now.

That's pretty much true.

Can you tell them what that means?

Well, yeah, definitely.

With this specific machine, it's got a weight sensor in the

washer, so it can tell how big the load is, and then it can

use that to decide how much liquid soap to put in for the best clean.

But I thought that's what that little...

Like the little cup that goes at the top of the...

Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.

But this way, you can just load the soap, and you

don't have to worry about putting the soap in yourself.

The coolest thing about this one, though, is that it'll send you a

text when the wash is done, and it'll stay on top of you every day.

I imagine as kids, you're always kind of just juggling that.

It never ends.

Yeah.

Well, did you have any more questions about this one?

Could it fit him in it?

Probably.

This is an extra big, extra large.

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