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Hello, Mom.

Hello, love. You okay?

What time do you leave tomorrow morning?

Yeah, well, we're already on the road, actually. We preferred leaving this

evening to avoid the traffic tomorrow morning.

You're going to drive all night, though?

No, what we're going to do is find a hotel. We'll stop halfway along the

journey, and that way won't be so long, and that way we'll be there about

midday.

Super, my honey.

Does your boyfriend eat everything?

Oh, don't worry, Mom. Look, it's very easy.

Please be careful on the road and see you tomorrow, darling.

Okay. Hugs and kisses.

Do you think we'll be there by midday tomorrow?

Yes.

But I'm stressed about meeting your mother.

Oh, no.

You'll see. She's a come-on. Yeah, but still, she's your mother.

My daughter is arriving with her boyfriend tomorrow midday.

So you need to leave at 9 o'clock at the latest, okay?

Clay is coming?

This is our last night.

Yep.

Mmm.

It's right here.

Take a left in there.

Yeah, okay.

Hey, Mom. Oh, you're adorable.

You look great.

Let me introduce Luke, Mom.

Luke, pleased to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Madam.

Madam. Call me Mariska, my dear.

Come on. Welcome to my home.

Well, at the end of my internship, it looks like my firm will keep me on and

I'll be able to start handling my own cases.

A lawyer.

Your dad would have been very proud of you, my dear.

Mom, we don't care about dad. He left us. He won't be coming back. So forget

about him instead of waiting around for him. But I go out and I see friends.

I'm not talking about your girlfriend.

I'm talking about seeing men.

Um, Luke, would you like anything else?

No, thank you.

Would you like a coffee?

Nope. We're going to go and relax for a bit.

Take the large guest room.

I have it prepared.

I thought you'd be more comfortable than in your room.

That's well thought, Mom. I don't think Luke would like sleeping among a million

old stuffed toys of mine.

That's true.

See you later. See you later.

Are you okay not to tire from the road?

Already.

Well, that's great, because I have an idea.

What?

I think I need your help.

Put your fingers inside.

Yeah.

Come on, like that.

Put two in.

You're a strong swimmer.

Yeah, I've been swimming since I was five.

And you've come to France to continue your studies?

No, for work. There's more opportunity here in France.

So then, how did you and Clea end up meeting?

At a party through mutual friends.

Can I ask you an indiscreet question about Clea?

I think so.

Well, for a long time now, Clea has had a difficult relationship with sex.

How's it going in that respect?

Everything is okay.

That's good news.

Claire has had many men.

She's been with several.

But you know in order to keep a man, you need to satisfy every need.

All your needs.

Oh, there you are. Yes, dear. I was just having a little chat with Luke.

I'll leave you.

I'm going to get ready for tonight.

Oh, but you're leaving?

It's a friend's birthday and I cannot miss it. You understand.

Well, if you can't cancel it, then you gotta go.

I come and see her once a year and she won't even stay with us.

It's her friend's birthday. She can't just cancel.

You're defending her already?

Hey, stop being a spoiled little girl.

Thank you.

Come on, ladies, take your clothes off.

Come on, yeah.

Ah, yeah.

Thank you.

Do you wanna fuck us?

Who do you want first, huh?

Me?

Oh.

Uh-huh.

Say adieu.

Do you play tennis with her?

Not at all.

Now she's a coach.

Sometimes she makes me play tennis. Other times it's other exercises.

And what about her dreams about living abroad?

Now she's in the middle of nowhere.

She's happy here.

You can't be a lawyer here.

That's for sure. There's not much work of that kind around here.

Well,

I'm going for a run.

Aren't you going to wait for Luke?

No, he'll sleep until midday. But if he wakes up before I get back, tell him I'd

like to take him around to see the sights.

Uh-huh.

Hello.

Hello. Claire's gone for a run.

How long ago?

Ten minutes.

She'll be at least 45 minutes.

Mm-hmm.

Did you have a good evening?

Very nice.

But I know you saw me come in, Luke.

It's a shame you didn't feel like joining us.

Who says I didn't feel it?

But... Claire, she's your daughter.

My daughter?

That's not a problem.

Keep your eyes closed.

Imagine that it's her touching your cock.

You like that look?

I like that big cock.

Is that what you want?

What a beautiful cock.

Do you want to come look?

Yeah?

Right. You have to hold the racket with decision, and then you can strike it

firm. Hello.

Hello.

How are you? When did you arrive?

Yesterday. I'm going to stay for a week. Oh, and how long have you been away?

Four years at least.

A long time. What are you doing tonight, Gina Brown?

Yeah, I'm available tonight.

Then come on over around eight, and we can have a drink and talk about the

past. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's a good idea. Sounds great.

Tammy, have you seen Luke?

No, I haven't seen him yet this morning.

Oh, okay.

I'm going to go and see where he is. See you tonight. Bye. Bye.

So, would it be a problem if I bring my boyfriend tonight?

No, no, of course. No problem. No?

No. It's just that he's an ex-boyfriend of Claire's.

It was a long time ago.

You shouldn't worry about him.

No, no, no. I have no problem with it.

Let's go. We have 20 minutes of the lesson left.

Luke?

Be gentle with me now.

You enjoyed it?

What?

This morning. My hands.

Do we really have to talk about that again?

It was a moment of bewilderment.

Okay, don't worry.

We'll forget about this little moment of misguidance.

That's too bad.

Too bad?

Yeah, too bad.

People have often told me that I'm much, much better with my mouth than with my

hands.

Are we going to be five people tonight? Yes, my dear, five. She's coming with

Filou.

Filou?

Well, yeah. They are together, didn't you know?

Well, no.

But, hey, it's no big deal.

Who's Filou?

It's her ex.

You're joking.

Great party.

It's an old story.

You were so happy together.

I never understood why you split up.

So that's the story.

I explained to him that with regards to the inheritance, we won't get much

because there's hardly anything left.

I explained to him that his father has squandered away all his inheritance, but

the son won't believe it. He was expecting to inherit a large sum.

So if I got it right, the father worked his whole life in a tobacconist,

weekends included. He reaches the age of 68 years old when he can sell up and

make the most of his retirement. He decides to spend it all, the fruit of a

lifetime's work.

As you say, he spent his whole life working. He can spend his money any way

he likes.

He did it despite his kids.

He asked for help many times and they never did anything.

So it's logical that he now doesn't want to help them.

Everyone knows everything in villages.

And what about you, Paris?

Paris is big.

I'm going to go and get the dessert.

I'll help you. Yeah?

Okay.

These two are getting on a little too well. I'm going to go with them.

What's going on, Luke? You haven't even said a word to me.

I'm just listening and watching.

He was always crazy about Clea.

But don't you worry.

They won't get together that easily.

Especially because he's with Jenebra.

She doesn't mind? She doesn't see anything?

You seem quite angry.

If you need to calm down or some consolation, you know that my room is

right next door.

I can hear you when you make my daughter come.

They're good for you.

Ever since I've arrived, every time I've been with Claire, I've imagined it was

you.

If she goes jogging tomorrow, get ready.

With pleasure.

I don't understand why you broke up if you were so happy.

When we were together, he had some weird fantasies.

I think I know what you're talking about.

Well, if they're the same, it's weird, no?

The threesomes, right?

Yep. But you find that strange?

Yeah, it's weird. And people watching?

Hang on, you're both crazy. I'm going back to my boyfriend.

What's going on here?

Nothing. Just my girlfriend kissing your girlfriend.

Go on. Get the hell out of here.

Look, wait.

Calm down.

Nothing happened.

He had too much to drink. That's all. Nothing happened?

You're making out with his girlfriend behind my back.

Claire, I'll calm him down.

Don't worry.

You know that the British can be hot-headed and Jennifer is drunk too

much. You should look out for her.

I think Philo's nose is broken.

Yes, but please don't let him go, okay? Don't worry. He won't leave.

I'm going to speak calmly with him.

Don't worry.

Okay.

Luke? You okay?

Yes, fine.

What's wrong with your family?

I just found out my girlfriend's a lesbian, and you, her mother. I'm crazy

about you.

Come here.

may help you.

Come on, fuck.

Look deeper.

Deeper, please.

sure you don't want me to take you to the hospital?

No, I think I'm just bleeding and my nose isn't

broken, so I don't need to go to the hospital.

In any case, I'm very sorry. I've never seen him behave like that.

I don't care about being beaten, but to see you both kissing again, it would

make my day.

Don't exaggerate.

He's being serious.

Believe it.

You're really crazy sex psychopath, the two of you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

See you soon, my darling.

Goodbye, Luke.

Goodbye.

Please be very careful on the road. Come back whenever you want. The house is

always open to you.

Yes?

They have just left here.

How is your nose doing, Filou?

Yes, you can come by this afternoon.

And bring a friend over. You know my taste.

Of course, yes. I'll wear stockings if you want.