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[ Upbeat music plays ]

>> Am i invited? >> Am i invited? >> Gumball: Am i invited?

>> Darwin: Am i invited? >> Guys! Guys! Let me cut to the chase here,

all right? You're all invited. >> All: Yay!

A high-school party, and we're all invited! >> None of you are invited!!

>> Oh, hi, Rachel. >> My party is for young adults, not old babies!

>> Tch, tch, tch. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Wouldn't it be a shame if mom

and dad found out about your secret party? >> All: Tch, tch, tch.

Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. >> Fine. You can come. But you all have to bring...

A date! >> All: A date? >> Uh-huh.

Good luck. >> All: Aaaaaaaaaah! >> Darwin: What's a date?

Hey! What's a date? >> Hmm. A secret house party, eh?

Hmm. I'd better tell principal brown. >> Gumball: All right, buddy,

let's make a list of possible dates. >> Darwin: What's a date?

>> Date. D-a-t-e. Social activity undertaken by two people to assess their

suitability for a relationship. [ Whir ] It is also a fruit that makes

you poop. >> Gumball: Yeah... Thanks?

>> Darwin: Hey, what about penny? >> Gumball: Uh, penny?

Oh, no, no, no. I just like her as a friend. >> Darwin: Why are your eyes

shaped like hearts? >> Gumball: Allergies. >> Darwin: Oh.

Well, what about Carrie? >> Gumball: Carrie. She's got spirit.

[ Plunk! ] I'll put her in the "maybes." Next.

Teri. Nicely drawn features but a little flat.

I'll put her in the "possiblys." Hmmm. Carmen -- prickly but smart.

Interesting. Um... Saucy.

>> [ Chomping ] >> Gumball: No. [ Plop! ]

>> Darwin: What's that? >> Gumball: "Would you be the jelly in my peanut butter

sandwich?" Hmm. [ Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

>> What do you say, gumball? >> Gumball: Eh, no, thanks. I already ate.

All right, buddy, it's date time! Hey, masami!

Want to be my date? You're not really my type 'cause i usually like attractive girls,

but, hey, beggars can't be choosers! [ Rumble! ]

You are a girl, right? What? [ Zap! ]

[ Coughing ] How about you, Teri? You look desperate.

>> [ Gasps ] [ Riffle! ] >> Gumball: Was that a slap?

>> Yes. >> Gumball: Uh...Ouch? Oh!

Hey, saucy, it's your lucky day. You're my date for the party. What do you say?

>> Phew. >> Gumball: [ Gasps deeply ] >> [ Laughs ]

Date fail! Come on, prickles, let's roll! >> Gumball: Ohhhh!

>> Dad: Oh, cheer up, gumball. When i was your age, i needed a date for a party, and what i

said to her was... [ Mumbling ] And 20 years later, we're still

married. >> Gumball: Oh, dad, you make it sound so easy.

>> Anais: Are you sure you've asked every girl in class? >> Darwin: You didn't ask penny.

>> Gumball: Penny? She's too hot. Not -- not hot.

Nhot...My type. Not my type. [ Laughs nervously ]

>> Anais: Well, if it's not penny, there's still one girl you haven't asked.

>> Gumball: Really? Who? Oh -- her. [ Rattle! ]

[ Ringing ] [ Beep ] Hi, this is gumball watterson

calling. Will you be my date for the party?

Uh, no, you weren't exactly the first girl i asked, but... No! No, no, no! don't hang up!

Please, i can beg. Yes, I'm on my knees. Hey, I'm not saying that!

No! No, no, no! Please, don't hang up! [ Sighs ]

Fine. I, gumball watterson, have a stupid face stuck on a big,

stupid head with a tiny, stupid brain, and stupid is my favorite color.

[ All chuckle ] [ Gasps ] You will?! Oh, thank you, thank you, thank

you so much! I'll pick you up at 8:00. [ Beep ]

>> Darwin: Oof! >> Gumball: Yes! See, Darwin?

No girl can resist me.

>> Dad: I'm so proud of you. My baby boy's becoming a man!

>> Gumball: Uh, yeah. Keep it together, dad.

>> Dad: It seems like only yesterday we were watching

"Daisy the donkey" together. >> Gumball: Dad, that was yesterday.

>> Dad: Well, it feels like a long time ago. And look at you now!

Dating a girl!

[ Doorbell rings ] [ Thump! Thump! Thump! ] >> Hey.

>> Darwin: Hello. >> Gumball: Hi, penny. >> Yeah. Hi, gumball.

>> Gumball: So...Uh, i didn't realize you were coming with Hector.

>> I didn't realize you like lizard breath. >> [ Growls ]

[ Sniffs ] [ Groans ]

>> Darwin: I feel awkward. >> Ah. More guests have arrived. Shall we make our move?

>> Patience, Nigel. Let's wait until it's in full swing.

>> [ Gasps ] Ugh. Tobias!

More of your dweeb, loser, baby friends have arrived. >> [ Panting ]

[ Screech! ] Guys! Guys! This party is totally off the

hook! [ Mid-tempo music plays ] >> [ Singing ]

>> Anyone for more tea? >> don't mind if i do. >> Whoo-hoo!

This is such fun! >> [ Chomping ] >> Gumball: This is a

high-school party? >> Darwin: I know. It's awesome!

Whooooooooo! >> Want to dance? >> Gumball: Uh, you go ahead.

I'll join you later. >> Whoo! >> Darwin: [ Laughs ]

>> Whoo! >> Darwin: [ Laughs ] >> I'm having the time of my

life! [ Doorbell rings ] [ Crash! ]

[ All gasp ] >> This party is busted! Busted wide open!

>> Busted. >> Now for some real music! [ Click ]

[ Dance music plays ] Aaaah! >> Aaaah!

>> Aaaah! >> Aaaah! >> Rock on!

[ All cheering ]

>> Hey, look! I'm gonna throw the TV out of the window!

>> Please -- allow me. [ Glass shatters ] >> No! Not the TV!

>> Yaaaaah! [ Whooping ] >> That's my girl!

Whoo-hoo!

>> Hey, dude, I'm trying to sleep here! >> Sorry.

>> [ Sobbing ] >> Darwin: Hello! Hey, why are you crying?

>> Because this is the worst party ever! I invited everybody, and none of

my friends turned out! >> Darwin: Well, we all came, and we're your friends.

>> You guys aren't my friends. You just trashed my parents' house!

[ Glass shatters ] >> [ Laughs ] >> Darwin: don't worry.

I'll tidy it up. >> Yeah, sure. You're gonna tidy all this up?

>> Darwin: Of course! don't you know I'm part sucker fish?

[ Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! ] >> Thanks. [ Sniffles ]

What's your name? >> Darwin: Darwin raglan caspian ahab Poseidon nicodemus

watterson III. >> [ Giggles ] You don't seem so bad for a kid.

[ Slow music plays ] >> [ Snoring ] >> [ Snoring ]

>> [ Chomping ] >> [ Laughs ] >> [ Laughs ]

I'm doing the mashed potato! >> [ Gasps ] Thirsty!

>> Hey. How's your date? >> Gumball: Great.

How's yours? >> Hector's not really my type. Gumball, do you remember that

paper plane? >> Gumball: Um... Oh, yeah.

"Will you be the jelly in my peanut butter sandwich"? I wasn't really hungry.

>> [ Laughs ] No, silly. I was the peanut butter.

>> Gumball: What?! Oh. I was supposed to be the jelly,

wasn't i? >> You seriously didn't understand?

>> Gumball: Uh...No. >> Hey, Tina, can i have the next dance?

>> You can have this one. >> Gumball: [ Gasps ] [ Guuuuuuuust! ]

[ Plunk! ] [ Ptoo! ] [ Ting! ]

>> Darwin: Finished! >> Darwin! You're the best kid ever!

How come you don't have a girlfriend? >> Darwin: What do i need a

girlfriend for? >> This. Mwah!

[ Honk! ] >> Darwin: Everything is so clear now.

[ Thud! ] >> Is he gonna be all right? >> Gumball: Yeah, yeah, he'll be

fine. Uh, penny? >> Yes?

>> Gumball: Um...I was thinking about the, you know, next party. Maybe you could be the sandwich

in my, uh, peanut-jelly-butter... You know what i mean.

>> Yeah. I'd love to.

[ Car horn blaring ]

[ Horn honks ] >> I think your dad's here. >> Gumball: Oh, well.

Time to go. I guess. Come on, buddy.

Thanks for the party! I love you, penny! What did i say that for?!

>> Is that really the best we can do? >> I think he's awesome.

[ Car door closes ]

>> Dad: I like the new one better. >> Gumball: Who? What? Penny?

Oh, no, i-i don't love her. I-i mean, love her. I-i mean, like her.

Can we go home, please? >> Dad: And how was the party for you, Darwin?

>> Darwin: I don't know how to exactly put it into words, but...

[ Inhales ] [ Yodeling ]

[ Trilling ]

[ Door opens, closes ] >> See? Didn't i tell you we could trust

Rachel and Tobias while we were away? >> Heh.

Wait till we see the phone bill. [ Door creaks ] >> [ Gasps ]

[ Birds chirping ] >> Gumball: Look, Darwin. We waited more than seven months

for this. >> Darwin: I know! We waited so long, i had time to

grow hair. >> Gumball: Huh? Whoa.

May i touch it? >> Darwin: You may. >> Gumball: Nice.

>> Darwin: Thanks. Come on! Put the game on! >> Gumball: Come on, come on.

[ Gasps ] Oh, there you are.

There's something wrong with it! >> Darwin: Try the other way around!

>> Gumball: [ Grunting ] >> Darwin: Come on! Can't you see I'm practically

flipping my flippers? >> Gumball: What is that supposed to mean?

>> Darwin: It means put the game on! >> Gumball: I can't!

It's not working! I think we got stiffed.

>> I'm sorry, kids, but it's store policy. I can't give you a refund.

>> Gumball: What? You have to! We asked you a ton of questions before we bought it, remember?

What's bigger -- a lion or a tiger? >> A tiger.

>> Gumball: Why is the sky blue? >> Diffraction of light through nitrogen.

>> Darwin: Can anything escape from a black hole? >> Not unless it's a superheated

quasar. >> Gumball: What is 2,352 times 1,035?

>> 2,434,320. >> Gumball: If you know all this stuff, how come you're a store

clerk? >> Look, you want this game or not?

>> Gumball: We'll take it. >> Actually, you never asked me anything about the game.

>> Gumball: Oh. You're right. But whatever! You have to give us a refund!

It's been less than 24 hours! >> Look, guys, if it was up to me, I'd totally give you a

refund, but the manager won't allow it. [ Whir ]

[ Laughs nervously ] I-I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.

Thanks for shopping at Ripley 2000. >> Gumball: This is not the end

of it, Larry needlemeyer! Mark my words! We will get a refund!

Hi, Larry. Can we have a refund, please? >> Get out of here!

>> Gumball: Ripley 2000. More like "rip-off" 2000! >> Darwin: Why is it 2000,

anyway? It's not like it's the future anymore!

[ Telephone buzzes ] >> Hi. Yes, Mr. manager.

Uh, no, sir, i certainly didn't give a refund to those kids. Yes, i brought your suit to the

dry cleaners and walked your dogs. Actually, the big one bit me.

Oh, yes, he can be playful. This is why i was seven minutes late.

Oh, yes, Mr. manager, sir, it was entirely my fault. It won't happen again, sir.

Have a nice -- [ Click, dial tone ] >> Gumball: [ Amplified ] This

is the police! You're surrounded! Put your hands where i can see

them! Now put your hands on the cash register and take out $20!

[ Cash register dings ] Now come outside and swap it for this computer game!

>> Hey! What kind of police are you? >> Gumball: The...Super-real

police. The...Refund department...Of justice!

>> Nice try, kids. >> Gumball: Darn!

>> Oh, look, kids, I'm not gonna give you a refund. >> Gumball: We're not here to

ask for a refund. We just want you to look at my new, shiny watch.

>> I, uh, it's kind of hard when you...Swing...It...Like...That. >> Darwin: Did it work?

Is he hypnotized? >> Gumball: Let's test it. Okay.

You're the world's most amazing dancer. [ Ding! ]

[ Classical music plays ]

[ Both laugh ] >> Gumball: Okay, now... Now you're an ostrich.

>> Darwin: No, a gorilla! >> Gumball: A gorilla ostrich! [ Ding! ]

>> [ Chittering, squawking ] [ Both laugh ] >> Darwin: And have roller

skates on! >> Gumball: And your butt's on fire!

[ Both laugh ] [ Crash! ] >> [ Groaning ]

>> Gumball: And now you're a store clerk giving us a refund? >> Sorry.

It's against store policy. >> Gumball: [ Sighs ] Now your butt's on fire again.

>> Aaaaaaaaah!

[ Door opens ] Oh, come on. I told you -- no refund.

>> Gumball: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're not going to ask you for a

refund. We just want two minutes of your time.

[ Click ] Every year, hundreds of children buy faulty computer

games and don't get refunds. This is Jimmy. [ Whap! ]

Jimmy really needed a refund, but the store manager wouldn't give it to him.

>> Darwin: I don't care that you're sad, Jimmy. It's store policy!

>> Gumball: Jimmy's life is now very bad, and he lives in a shoe box.

What's that, Jimmy? Yes, yes, Jimmy. I know you're sad and lonely.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ] >> Darwin: ¶ refund the world ¶ ¶ refund it sooner ¶

>> gumball: ¶ uphold the rights that little Jimmy had as a consumer ¶

>> Darwin: ¶ now he's living in a box ¶ >> gumball: ¶ he's a victim of

deceit ¶ >> both: ¶ and even though he still had the receipt ¶

>> [ voice breaking ] Poor Jimmy. I-i had no idea it was such a

big problem. [ Sobs ] Is there anything i can do?

>> Gumball: Well, you could look into your heart and... >> Both: Give us a refund?

>> I'm sorry, but no. >> Gumball: Well, you leave us no choice, Larry.

I'm gonna slap myself, and Darwin's gonna hold his breath until you do something!

>> Darwin: [ Inhales ] >> Gumball: Aah! Aah! This is on you, Larry!

Oh! You can just stop all this suffering with just one word!

Aah! Oh! >> Okay, okay! Please stop.

Look, maybe i could -- [ Whir ] [ Chuckles nervously ]

I'm sorry, but "no" means "no." >> Gumball: [ Groans ]

>> Dad: Hey, kids! What's up? >> Gumball: We couldn't get a refund, and now we're really

cheesed off. >> Dad: Watch your language, young man!

"Cheese" is not to be invoked in vain in this house! But if it's a refund you're

after, you've come to the right place -- person -- man -- rabbit.

>> Gumball: Really? Let's go there right now! >> Dad: Wait.

If you're going to do something, you got to do it right. Heh!

[ George thorogood & the destroyers' "bad to the bone" plays ]

[ Grunting ] Now how do i look? >> Gumball: Actually, you look

like your wedding picture. >> Dad: Perfect. Now, hand me that game.

[ "Bad to the bone" continues ] >> [ Breathing shakily ]

What do you want from me, you nut burger?! >> Dad: Oh, you know what we

want. >> Gumball: We want what's rightfully ours, and we brought

our dad! >> Dad: Exactly. >> For the last time, i can't!

>> Dad: Uhp! I wish to speak to your manager. >> But you don't realize -- he's

a vile, cruel beast! [ Whir ] Uh, sorry. No refund.

>> Dad: Shhh. Tch, tch, tch. Okay.

Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna return this game and get a refund.

Look. I'm putting the game on the counter.

>> B-but -- >> dad: Easy. Easy, pal.

Now, I'm opening the register. >> No, no, no! Sir, sir, sir, i wouldn't do

that if i were you! >> Dad: Well, lucky for me, I'm not you.

So now I'm going to take what you owe us. See my hand?

Slowly, slowly. >> Gumball: Wait. Isn't that, like, stealing?

>> But you don't understand! You can't take money out of the register!

You can only put it in! [ Creak! ] [ Alarm blaring ]

>> Nooooooo! We're doomed! >> Dad: Aah!

What's going on?! >> He's coming! >> Dad: Who's coming?!

>> The manager! >> Dad: Aaaah! I'm putting it back!

I'm putting it back! [ Sobbing ] I'm putting it back! [ Gasps ]

Aaaaaah! [ Wailing ] Please! don't hurt me!

It's not even my fault! It's their fault! >> Gumball: What?!

When you said you'd get us a refund, we didn't expect you to steal from the register!

>> Dad: You know very well i can't be trusted! Aaaaah!

[ Whimpers ] [ Blaring stops ] [ Laughs ]

Look at you! I thought you were going to be some huge dude!

[ Laughs ] The look on our faces! Whoa!

I mean, where's the light in your office? It must be on the floor in the

back of the room or something! [ Laughs ] Phew!

So, can we have our refund now? >> No refund! >> Dad: Oh, come on.

We've all had a laugh and a little fright, but i think it's time to just give us our money

back, and we'll be on our way. >> I've had it with you and your brats trying to mess with my

money! You think you can steal from me and laugh in my face?

>> Dad: [ Laughs ] Oh, you're adorable! But, seriously, though, you

don't want this to get physical. You're lucky I'm a pacifist. >> [ Growls ]

Aah! >> Dad: Ow. Ow!

Get him off! Get him off! Get him off! >> Gumball: Go, dad!

Whoo-hoo! Come on, dad! You got him!

>> Dad: Think he's on my back! Aaaah! >> Darwin: Yeah, kick his butt,

dad! >> Gumball: Come on, dad! You can take him!

Dad? >> Dad: Get him off! Get him off!

Aah! Ow! >> Darwin: He's not winning, is he?

>> Gumball: No. >> Dad: What's wrong with you? Ow! Ow!

Doesn't really hurt that much. But ow! Oh, no!

My beautiful face! Gumball! Darwin! Stop this!

>> Gumball: Eh, this is getting kind of embarrassing. >> Dad: No!

don't abandon me, please! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Aah! He's biting my neck with his

little teeth, and it tickles! [ Laughs ] [ Sobbing ]

>> Gumball: Stop right there, little man! >> Darwin: Yeah!

Leave Mr. dad alone! Otherwise -- >> otherwise what?

>> Gumball: Otherwise, we'll put the security video online. What do you think the Internet

will say when it sees you slapping your customers with your little hands?

>> That it's pretty funny? >> Gumball: Yeah, it was pretty funny.

But you'll probably get a modest fine and a couple of days of community service.

>> So? >> Gumball: So the shop will be closed.

>> And? >> Gumball: And you'll lose money.

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! No need to get excited. Okay, look, i can't give you a

refund. It's a matter of principle. But since i find you quite

pathetic, I'll give you a 1% discount on this new game console.

That way, you can play the game you've already got. What do you say?

>> Gumball: Hmm. 1%. So, $700.

That's, like, $7 off! >> Dad: Now, that's what i call a bargain!

>> Darwin: Can we have your credit card, Mr. dad? >> Dad: Totally.

>> All: Whoo-hoo! >> Dad: Ugh! Can't believe i got beat up by a

garden gnome. >> Gumball: Oh, come on. It was pretty funny.

>> Darwin: Like when you were screaming, "no, no, my beautiful face!"

>> Gumball: And when he was pounding on you from above and it looked like a tennis ball

bouncing on a melon. [ Laughter ]

>> Dad: And thanks to me, we did get a huge discount on the console.

>> Darwin: Come on! Put the game on! >> Gumball: Yes!

[ Buzzing ]

Dad, he sold us a shredder. >> Dad: [ Sighs ] [ Grunting ]

[ "Bad to the bone" plays ]