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>> Mom: So, remember, you've got to vacuum the living room, sort out the fridge, and don't forget

to take out the trash. >> Dad: Yes, commander. >> Mom: Very good.

See you later. [ Door closes ] [ Engine turns over ]

>> Dad: [ Groans ] Can't be bothered. [ Sighs ]

Mooooooove. Mooooooooove. >> Gumball: Psst.

Dad, you want to play? >> Dad: Ugh! Unh! I can't play right now.

Can't you see I'm taking out the trash? >> Darwin: But you promised to

play with us. >> Dad: [ Squeaking ] How about you little bank

robbers take your loot to the safe house? [ Flies buzzing ]

Huh?

>> Gumball: We're just taking out the trash, aren't we? >> Darwin: Yeah.

>> Dad: [ Snoring ] >> Gumball: Dad! >> Dad: Oh, wh--

>> gumball: You tricked us! That was no game. >> Dad: Sorry!

I've got a medical condition called laziness. >> Gumball: Yeah?

Well, from now on, we're gonna be the lazy ones. >> Darwin: Hmph!

>> Dad: [ Laughs ] I'll tell you what. If you can find anyone lazier

than me in this town, I'll do your chores for a whole day. And if you lose, you'll do mine

for the rest of your life. How's that sound? >> Both: Hmm...

Sounds pretty fair. >> Dad: Okay, then. Let the lazy-off begin!

>> Ike hitcher meets rod ironknuckle fist to fist. Thumb-wrestling federation

tonight at 9:00. >> Darwin: What do we do? >> Gumball: We just do

everything dad does. >> Dad: [ Chomping ] >> Both: [ Chomping ]

>> Dad: [ Chomping ] >> Both: [ Chomping ] [ Glug! Glug! Glug! ]

>> Gumball: He just never stops. [ Glug! Glug! Glug! ] [ Both belch ]

>> Darwin: Hey, you got a little something on your face. >> Gumball: Where?

>> Darwin: There! >> Gumball: Ow! >> Darwin: Sorry!

I-i don't know what's happening to me! I'm all tingly!

>> Gumball: Eh, me too, buddy. What's going on? [ Ba-boom! Ba-boom! Ba-boom! ]

>> ¶ Everywhere you look and everywhere you go ¶ ¶ sugar, sugar, sugar

from your head to your toe ¶ ¶ when you've eaten lots of sugar and you've had too much ¶

¶ watch out, everybody, it's a sugar rush ¶ ¶ watch out, everybody,

it's a sugar rush ¶ [ Giggling ] >> It tickles!

[ Ba-boom! Ba-boom! ] >> Gumball: Dad! >> Dad: Aaah!

>> Gumball: We need a timeout. We're gonna find someone else to beat you.

>> Dad: Sure. But i have to warn you -- I'm invincible!

[ Laughs ] [ Snoring ] >> Gumball: Come on, Darwin!

Let's go!

[ Screech! ] [ Speaking rapidly ] >> What did he say?

>> He's just saying he needs to find a guy to beat his pop in a lazy-off.

>> How about lazy Larry? >> Gumball: Who's lazy Larry? >> It's a long story, son, that

goes way back to the summer of '83. [ Floooomp! ]

>> Darwin: What's happening? >> Gumball: I don't know. >> ¶ everything was fast,

now everything is slow ¶ ¶ I'm all alone in my sugar low ¶

where did everybody go?! [ Echoing ] >> Never mind.

Just go and see lazy Larry. He works at the convenience store.

>> Both: Thank you, senior citizens. >> What did he say?

>> Hello, there, valued customers. >> Gumball: Are you lazy Larry?

>> [ Gasps ] Uh, uh, no! Uhh, uh, no lazy Larry here.

[ Chuckles nervously ] N-no. >> Gumball: Will lazy Larry

please come to the checkout? Lazy -- >> no one calls me that anymore.

I stopped being lazy Larry years ago. >> Gumball: How come?

>> Well, it all goes back to the summer of '83... >> Gumball: Can you just tell it

quickly? >> Yeah, sure. I was the laziest guy in elmore

until i lost my title to Richard waterson. [ Both gasp ]

That guy is lazier than a rock. >> Gumball: But, Larry, we need you to beat our dad in a

lazy-off. >> I'm sorry, kids, but I'm not that guy anymore.

[ Camera shutter clicks ] I've got a car now a-and a great new house and a girlfriend, who

I'm gonna marry. So, thank you for shopping at food n' stuff and please go home

now. Hello, there, valued -- aah!

>> Both: Please do it, Larry! >> No! [ Register beeps ]

[ Gasps ] >> Both: Please do it, Larry! >> No!

>> Both: Please do it, Larry! >> No! >> All: Please do it, Larry!

>> No! >> Please do it, Larry. >> No!

[ Cash register dings ] >> Both: Please do it, Larry! >> No! No! No! Noooo!

Oh, uh, sorry, ma'am. That's 39 cents. >> Both: Please do it, Larry!

>> Leave me alone!! [ Bell dings ] >> Shouting at customers,

needlemeyer? Gonna have to let you go. >> Gumball: Now that you don't

have a job anymore, will you come do our lazy-off? >> No!

[ Sighs ] Finally lost them. >> This one goes out to

Larry needlemeyer from gumball and Darwin. >> ¶ please do it, Larry ¶

¶ please do it, lar-- ¶ >> aaah! >> Both: Please do it, Larry.

>> Aaaah!

My car.

>> Both: Please do it, Larry! >> Aaaaah!

Hi, honey. There's...Something I've been meaning to ask you.

>> Yes, Laurence? >> Would you... [ Squeaking ]

>> Both: [ Muffled ] Please do it, Larry! Please do it, Larry!

>> Get out of my life! [ Grunting ] [ Panting ]

[ Clank! ] >> I can take a hint, Laurence. [ Sobbing ]

>> Both: [ Muffled ] Please do it, Larry! >> Ugh. I can't believe it.

She -- she threw me out.

[ Groans ]

[ Sighs ] >> Gumball: So, now that you've lost everything, will you come

do our lazy-off? >> Eh. >> Both: Yay, Larry!

High-five! We're back in the game! Let's go!

>> Dad: [ Snoring ] >> Gumball: [ Clears throat ] >> Dad: Huh?

Well, that was a pretty long timeout. >> Gumball: Yeah, but now we've

got somebody who can beat you -- lazy Larry. >> Dad: Lazy Larry, huh?

Why, that's a name i haven't heard since the summer of '83 -- >> gumball: Aw, nobody cares

about the summer of '83! >> Dad: Sorry. So, where is he?

>> Both: Here! Huh? >> Gumball: What the --

[ dialing ] [ Ringing ] >> Hi. This is lazy Larry...

>> Gumball: Hey, Larry. It's g-- >> ...Home, but I'm too lazy to

pick up the phone. don't bother leaving a message, 'cause i--

[ beep ] >> Gumball: He's not coming. >> Dad: So you forfeit?

>> Gumball: Who says we forfeit? We're gonna take you on ourselves.

>> Darwin: We will? >> Gumball: Yeah. >> Dad: Yeah?

>> Both: Yeah! >> Dad: Oh, yeah? >> Both: Yeah!

>> Dad: Yeah?! >> Both: Yeah! >> Dad: Okay, then.

Last man sitting wins.

[ Yawns ] >> Gumball: [ Yawns ] >> Dad: [ Yawns loudly ]

>> Gumball: [ Yawns loudly ] >> Dad: [ Yawns loudly ] >> Gumball: [ Yawns loudly ]

[ Crack! ] >> Dad: Everything all right, son?

>> Gumball: Uh-huh. >> Dad: Good. Just checking.

[ Stomach rumbles ] >> Darwin: I'm hungry. >> Dad: Me too.

I think I'll have a slice of pizza. >> Gumball: But if you move, you

lose. >> Dad: Who said anything about moving?

[ Inhales deeply ] [ Exhales ]

Mmm! >> Gumball: don't worry, buddy. Watch this.

[ Inhales deeply ] [ Exhales ]

>> Darwin: Aaaah! >> Gumball: Sorry, buddy! >> Dad: [ Laughs ]

Looks like it's just you and me. >> Gumball: Aah! Pins and needles!

I-i got to move! >> Live monster truck rally! >> Gumball: Monster trucks.

That will take my mind off it. >> Dad: We'll see about that. Darwin?

>> Darwin: Uh-huh? >> Dad: Change channels for dad! >> Gumball: No, Darwin!

don't change channels for dad! >> Dad: No! Do change channels for dad!

>> Darwin: Stop telling me what to do! It's confusing!

>> Dad: Oh, okay, then. I'll just use my supernatural powers.

[ Straining ] >> It's slightly chilly. >> Darwin: Aaah!

Paranormal activity! >> Dad: [ Laughs ] >> Moving on to tomorrow...

>> Dad: [ Straining ] >> Today you can have... >> Gumball: Oh, no!

Not the shopping channel! I hate it! >> ...For as little as $9.79...

>> Gumball: [ Groaning ] Boring! >> ...Limited edition...

>> Gumball: Can't...Take it! >> ...Little as $9.79... >> Gumball: Must...Change...

Channel! [ Grunting ]

>> ...24-hour monster truck... >> Gumball: Ha! >> Dad: Ugh!

[ Vehicle approaches ] Well, son, seems like the apple didn't fall too far from the

tree. You're pretty lazy, my boy. [ TV turns off ]

>> Gumball: What? You mean...We won? >> Dad: Yep!

>> Both: We won! We won! We won! We won! ¶ we won, we won, you guys ¶

¶ uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ¶ ¶ uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ¶ we are the laziest people in the

whole world! >> Mom: Gumball waterson! You should be ashamed of

yourselves! Fooling around as your poor father slaves away!

>> Dad: When will it ever end? >> Gumball: But, mom -- >> mom: No!

I don't want to hear another word. Get off the sofa.

Get on with the chores and give your dad a rest. >> Dad: Ohhh, my back!

>> Mom: You've done enough today, my little fluffy soldier. I don't want you to move another

muscle. >> Dad: Ohhh, thank you, honey. [ Vacuum cleaner humming ]

>> Gumball: You mind moving your feet? >> Dad: Hm?

Unh-unh. You heard what mom said. >> Gumball: [ Sighs ]

>> Dad: [ Laughs ] [ Snoring ]

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[ School bell rings ]

>> Both: [ Chomping ] Mmm. >> Gumball: Mm?

>> Darwin: [ Smacks lips ] Mmm! Mm-mm-mm?

>> Gumball: [ Chomps ] Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm! Mm-mm-mm!

>> Darwin: Mmah! >> [ Sighs ] That is just so insensitive.

[ Plop! ] [ Sighs ] Watching you two at lunchtime

makes my afterlife a misery. >> Gumball: But, Carrie, you like being miserable.

>> That's not the point. I'm hungry. >> Gumball: So why do you come

to the cafeteria every day? >> Because it brings out the only feeling i have left...

[ Sighs ] ...Pain. >> Gumball: Can i have your

lunch, then? >> [ Sighs ] Whatever.

>> Gumball: Num! >> I wish i still had a body. >> Darwin: Why don't you use

gumball's? >> Gumball: Ptooey! What? Me?

>> Really? You would do that for me? >> Darwin: Sure.

Gumball's always there for a friend in need. >> Gumball: I am?

>> Great. Thanks. >> Gumball: No, wait! [ Whoosh! ]

Ah! Eh! Waa! >> Rrrrrrr! [ Raspy voice ] I can breathe!

I can feel! I...Can...Eat!! [ Chomp! Slobber! ]

I need more! [ Swish! Thud! ] [ Muttering ]

>> [ Screaming ] >> Darwin: Another happy ending. [ Fast-paced music plays ]

[ Chew! Slobber! Chew! ] [ Music stops ] [ Music resumes ]

>> [ Grunting ] [ Shouts ]

>> Aauuugh! >> We got a man down! We got a man down!

>> Gumball: [ Groaning ] [ Car alarms blaring ] >> Dad: There you are.

What happened? >> Gumball: It was Carrie. She made gumball go on a crazy

junk-food spree. >> Dad: You got to eat all that food?

Awesome! >> Gumball: No, it [Gurgles] wasn't.

>> Dad: Ha ha! Muffin top! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ya-ha-ha-ha-ha... Huh...Uh... It's only funny when it's

someone else's body!

>> Darwin: [ Chomping ] Mmm! Hm?

>> Gumball: I can't eat a thing after last night. Carrie's got a real problem.

She made me eat until i passed out. I cannot let that happen again.

>> Hey, gumball. Feel like helping me eat this sandwich?

>> Gumball: Eh...Sorry, Carrie. I'm not sure i want to do that again.

>> The cafeteria doesn't do refunds, gumball. >> Gumball: [ Sighs ]

Okay. But just for this one -- [ Fast-paced music plays ]

[ Groaning ] [ Car alarms blaring ] >> Darwin: Hey, gumball!

>> Gumball: It's happened again, hasn't it? >> Darwin: Yep!

But i think i have an idea. If Carrie likes going inside your body so much, we should

make your inside somewhere she won't like. >> Gumball: How?

Da-da-da-daah! >> Gumball: Your rancid fish-bowl water?

>> Dad: And the sweaty juice of Tobias' headband... A generous sprinkling

of miss simian's dandruff... 15-day-old underpants... >> Gumball: What?

Where are you gonna get -- [ Stretch! Snap! ] Oh.

>> Darwin: And fizzy fish gas. [ Bubble! Sizzle! ] >> Gumball: It's disgusting.

>> Darwin: It's ghost-proof. >> Gumball: [ Slurps ] Pwaaaaah!

Finished? >> Darwin: Come on, gumball. You got to drink it all.

[ Glug! Glug! ] Nearly there, buddy. >> Gumball: [ Gagging ]

[ Belches ] >> Darwin: Now close your eyes and open wide!

Here come dessert. Mmm, mmm, mmm. This is so good.

>> Gumball: [ Sighs ] [ School bell rings ] Hi-i-i-i, Leslie.

>> [ Groans ] >> Gumball: H-h-h-how you doin', bobert?

>> [ Powers down ] >> Gumball: H-e-e-e-y, sussy. H-h-how's your hot chocolate?

>> Hey, gumball. [ Sniffs ] Oh. That smell.

>> Gumball: I know. H-h-h-h-horrible, isn't it? >> Mmmm.

I love it. Smells like the undead. Makes me...Hungry.

>> Gumball: [ Sighs ] [ Fast-paced music plays ] [ Music stops ]

>> Gumball: Eh! Uh! Eh! >> Dad: Hey, son. What's up?

>> Gumball: [ Strained ] What do you do when someone asks you for something and you [Groans] don't

want to do it? >> Dad: Well, people ask me to do things all the time, but do

you ever see me doing anything? >> Gumball: Not really. >> Dad: Exactly!

Son, it's time i taught you about weaseling. >> Gumball: W-weaseling?

>> Dad: Allow me to demonstrate. Ask me for something. >> Gumball: O...Kay.

Can you tell me how to stop Carrie from using my body? >> Dad: Well, I'd love to, but i

have to go and take the meatloaf that I've been baking out of the oven.

[ Patter! Patter! ] End of lesson! >> Gumball: Well, I'd love to,

Carrie, but, unfortunately, i have to go check on my meatloaf. >> Your meatloaf?

>> Gumball: Yeah. I left it in my locker. >> You mean this locker?

>> Gumball: Uh...N-no. My...My gym locker. >> You don't have a gym locker.

>> Gumball: Yes, i-i meant Jim's locker. >> Who's Jim?

>> Gumball: He's...My doctor? >> You mean your meatloaf is in your doctor's locker here at

school? >> Gumball: Yeah, it's because we're having Thanksgiving

here -- oh, whatever. You can have my body.

M-o-o-m, i think i might be putting on weight. >> Mom: Oh, no, it's just baby

fat, dear. Come on inside. We'll have a chat.

>> Gumball: [ Grunting ] >> Mom: Oh. Perhaps you have gained a

little. >> Gumball: I know. It's Carrie. I don't know how to get her to

stop. >> Mom: Go and sit down, honey. We need to talk.

>> Gumball: [ Grunting ] >> Mom: So, have you actually tried saying no to Carrie?

>> Gumball: Huh? "No"? [ Smack! ]

Why didn't i think of that? >> Mom: But when you say no, you have to mean it.

Let me show you. Richard, can you come here, please?

>> Dad: [ Yawning ] Yeah? >> Mom: Could you get me the

bowl of sausages from the kitchen, dear? >> Dad: Ohhh!

Can i have one? >> Mom: [ Clears throat ] No.

You'll have to wait. >> Dad: [ Groans ] >> Mom: Now, once you've made

your position clear, you have -- >> dad: Can i have it now? >> Mom: No.

>> Dad: [ Groans ] >> Mom: You have to stand firm and make sure --

>> dad: What about now? >> Mom: No! That would be a bad Richard,

wouldn't it? >> Dad: [ Whimpers ] >> Mom: What I'm trying to say

is, just say no and mean it. >> Gumball: Awesome. So, can i have a sausage?

>> Mom: No, we're putting you on a diet. >> Dad: [ Whimpers ]

[ School bell rings ] >> Darwin: Careful, gumball. Carrie may be hanging around.

>> Gumball: don't worry. This time, i know what I'm doing.

>> Hey, gumball. Can i borrow your -- >> gumball: No.

>> No? What do you mean, no? >> Gumball: I mean you can't use

my body anymore. >> Darwin: Hmph! >> B-but you don't know what

it's like. Please, gumball! >> Gumball: No, Carrie.

You cannot borrow my body. >> Then...Then... [ Scary voice ] I'll take it!

>> Darwin: Aaah! >> [ Gurgling ] >> Gumball: Carrie, get out of

my body! >> There's no use resisting, gumball.

>> Gumball: Haaah! >> [ Snarls ] >> Gumball: Everyone run!

Your lunch is in danger! >> Mya-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah! [ All screaming ]

[ Panting ] >> Hey! [ Crack! Crack! ]

[ Snap! Yoink! ] Aaaaaah! >> [ Slobbering ]

>> Gumball: Stop it! You're freaking our friends out! >> don't care. Must eat.

>> Gumball: Okay, you asked for this! [ Thud! ]

>> You shouldn't have done that! >> Gumball: You're crazy! Aah! Aah! Aah! Yah!

Ha-ha-ha! Huh? Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Cut that out! I'll -- aah! [ Thud! ]

>> Ehh! [ Shing! Shing! ] >> Gumball: Eh! Eh!

>> Eh! Eh! Ngh, ngh! >> Gumball: Ehhh!

>> Nyeaaah! >> Gumball: [ Grunting ] >> Stand down, gumball!

>> Gumball: Never! >> Aah! My eye! [ Gobble! Gobble! ]

[ Slobber! ] Give me more food! >> You ate it all.

You can lick the ladle if you like. >> Aaaah! Get off!

>> Gumball: Stop it! Get off! Mm! Ah! Ee! Uh!

Mm! Ee! Uh! Take that! Ow! >> What are you looking at?!

[ All scream ] [ Thud! ] Help me, Darwin!

Aah! Eaah! I can't do this on my own!

You're gonna have to beat this ghost out of me! >> Darwin: But I'm a paci-fish.

>> Gumball: Please! Do it for me! I'm your friend! Aah!

[ Shatter! ] Eh! [ Slobber! Chew! ]

Carrie, stop doing this! You've got a serious problem! >> No, i haven't.

>> Gumball: You're drinking dumpster water and eating garbage!

Look! >> What's that? >> Gumball: It's a flip-flop,

Carrie. A flip-flop! >> Ew.

Maybe i have gone a bit too far. >> Gumball: Uh...Yeah. [ Groaning ]

[ Whoosh! ] [ Fwip! ] Anyway, listen, Carrie.

I was thinking -- >> Darwin: Scary ghost! Scary ghost!

Scary ghost! Oh, hi, Carrie. Scary ghost!

Scary -- oh. >> Gumball: Ow.

>> [ Sighs ] I'm sorry i put you through all that.

I guess I'll just go back to my painful, foodless eternity. >> Gumball: No, wait!

I think i know someone who can help.

Dad? This is Carrie. >> Dad: Ehh!

>> Gumball: Is it okay if she borrows your body for a crazy junk-food spree?

>> Dad: [ Babbles ] >> Gumball: That sounded like a "yes" to me.

[ Whoosh! ] >> Dad: Blblblblblblblblb! >> [ Snarls ]

[ Gobble! Gobble! ] More...Food! [ Gobble! Gobble! ]

>> Mom: No, Richard! Richard, no! No! That's a bad Richard!

Stop it, Richard! Stop it!! >> Darwin: Another happy ending.

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