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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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>> Mom: So, remember, you've got
to vacuum the living room, sort
out the fridge, and don't forget
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to take out the trash.
>> Dad: Yes, commander.
>> Mom: Very good.
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See you later.
[ Door closes ]
[ Engine turns over ]
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>> Dad: [ Groans ]
Can't be bothered.
[ Sighs ]
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Mooooooove.
Mooooooooove.
>> Gumball: Psst.
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Dad, you want to play?
>> Dad: Ugh! Unh!
I can't play right now.
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Can't you see I'm taking out the
trash?
>> Darwin: But you promised to
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play with us.
>> Dad: [ Squeaking ]
How about you little bank
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robbers take your loot to the
safe house?
[ Flies buzzing ]
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Huh?
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>> Gumball: We're just taking
out the trash, aren't we?
>> Darwin: Yeah.
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>> Dad: [ Snoring ]
>> Gumball: Dad!
>> Dad: Oh, wh--
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>> gumball: You tricked us!
That was no game.
>> Dad: Sorry!
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I've got a medical condition
called laziness.
>> Gumball: Yeah?
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Well, from now on, we're gonna
be the lazy ones.
>> Darwin: Hmph!
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>> Dad: [ Laughs ]
I'll tell you what.
If you can find anyone lazier
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than me in this town, I'll do
your chores for a whole day.
And if you lose, you'll do mine
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for the rest of your life.
How's that sound?
>> Both: Hmm...
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Sounds pretty fair.
>> Dad: Okay, then.
Let the lazy-off begin!
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>> Ike hitcher meetsrod ironknuckle fist to fist.Thumb-wrestling federation
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tonight at 9:00.
>> Darwin: What do we do?
>> Gumball: We just do
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everything dad does.
>> Dad: [ Chomping ]
>> Both: [ Chomping ]
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>> Dad: [ Chomping ]
>> Both: [ Chomping ]
[ Glug! Glug! Glug! ]
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>> Gumball: He just never stops.
[ Glug! Glug! Glug! ]
[ Both belch ]
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>> Darwin: Hey, you got a little
something on your face.
>> Gumball: Where?
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>> Darwin: There!
>> Gumball: Ow!
>> Darwin: Sorry!
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I-i don't know what's happening
to me!
I'm all tingly!
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>> Gumball: Eh, me too, buddy.
What's going on?
[ Ba-boom! Ba-boom! Ba-boom! ]
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>> ¶ Everywhere you look
and everywhere you go ¶
¶ sugar, sugar, sugar
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from your head to your toe ¶
¶ when you've eaten lots of
sugar and you've had too much ¶
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¶ watch out, everybody,
it's a sugar rush ¶
¶ watch out, everybody,
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it's a sugar rush ¶
[ Giggling ]
>> It tickles!
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[ Ba-boom! Ba-boom! ]
>> Gumball: Dad!
>> Dad: Aaah!
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>> Gumball: We need a timeout.
We're gonna find someone else to
beat you.
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>> Dad: Sure.
But i have to warn you --
I'm invincible!
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[ Laughs ]
[ Snoring ]
>> Gumball: Come on, Darwin!
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Let's go!
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[ Screech! ]
[ Speaking rapidly ]
>> What did he say?
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>> He's just saying he needs to
find a guy to beat his pop in a
lazy-off.
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>> How about lazy Larry?
>> Gumball: Who's lazy Larry?
>> It's a long story, son, that
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goes way back to the summer of
'83.
[ Floooomp! ]
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>> Darwin: What's happening?
>> Gumball: I don't know.
>> ¶ everything was fast,
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now everything is slow ¶
¶ I'm all alone
in my sugar low ¶
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where did everybody go?!
[ Echoing ]
>> Never mind.
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Just go and see lazy Larry.
He works at the convenience
store.
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>> Both: Thank you, senior
citizens.
>> What did he say?
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>> Hello, there, valued
customers.
>> Gumball: Are you lazy Larry?
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>> [ Gasps ]
Uh, uh, no!
Uhh, uh, no lazy Larry here.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
N-no.
>> Gumball: Will lazy Larry
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please come to the checkout?Lazy --
>> no one calls me that anymore.
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I stopped being lazy Larryyears ago.
>> Gumball: How come?
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>> Well, it all goes back to the
summer of '83...
>> Gumball: Can you just tell it
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quickly?
>> Yeah, sure.
I was the laziest guy in elmore
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until i lost my title to
Richard waterson.
[ Both gasp ]
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That guy is lazier than a rock.
>> Gumball: But, Larry, we need
you to beat our dad in a
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lazy-off.
>> I'm sorry, kids, but I'm not
that guy anymore.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
I've got a car now a-and a great
new house and a girlfriend, who
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I'm gonna marry.
So, thank you for shopping at
food n' stuff and please go home
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now.
Hello, there, valued --
aah!
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>> Both: Please do it, Larry!
>> No!
[ Register beeps ]
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[ Gasps ]
>> Both: Please do it, Larry!
>> No!
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>> Both: Please do it, Larry!
>> No!
>> All: Please do it, Larry!
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>> No!
>> Please do it, Larry.
>> No!
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[ Cash register dings ]
>> Both: Please do it, Larry!
>> No! No! No! Noooo!
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Oh, uh, sorry, ma'am.
That's 39 cents.
>> Both: Please do it, Larry!
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>> Leave me alone!!
[ Bell dings ]
>> Shouting at customers,
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needlemeyer?
Gonna have to let you go.
>> Gumball: Now that you don't
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have a job anymore, will you
come do our lazy-off?
>> No!
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[ Sighs ]
Finally lost them.
>> This one goes out to
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Larry needlemeyer from gumballand Darwin.
>> ¶ please do it, Larry ¶
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¶ please do it, lar-- ¶
>> aaah!
>> Both: Please do it, Larry.
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>> Aaaah!
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My car.
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>> Both: Please do it, Larry!
>> Aaaaah!
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Hi, honey.
There's...Something I've been
meaning to ask you.
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>> Yes, Laurence?
>> Would you...
[ Squeaking ]
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>> Both: [ Muffled ] Please do
it, Larry!
Please do it, Larry!
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>> Get out of my life!
[ Grunting ]
[ Panting ]
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[ Clank! ]
>> I can take a hint, Laurence.
[ Sobbing ]
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>> Both: [ Muffled ] Please do
it, Larry!
>> Ugh. I can't believe it.
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She -- she threw me out.
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[ Groans ]
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[ Sighs ]
>> Gumball: So, now that you've
lost everything, will you come
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do our lazy-off?
>> Eh.
>> Both: Yay, Larry!
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High-five!
We're back in the game!
Let's go!
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>> Dad: [ Snoring ]
>> Gumball: [ Clears throat ]
>> Dad: Huh?
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Well, that was a pretty long
timeout.
>> Gumball: Yeah, but now we've
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got somebody who can beat you --
lazy Larry.
>> Dad: Lazy Larry, huh?
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Why, that's a name i haven't
heard since the summer of '83 --
>> gumball: Aw, nobody cares
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about the summer of '83!
>> Dad: Sorry.
So, where is he?
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>> Both: Here!
Huh?
>> Gumball: What the --
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[ dialing ]
[ Ringing ]
>> Hi. This is lazy Larry...
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>> Gumball: Hey, Larry.
It's g--
>> ...Home, but I'm too lazy to
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pick up the phone.
don't bother leaving a message,
'cause i--
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[ beep ]
>> Gumball: He's not coming.
>> Dad: So you forfeit?
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>> Gumball: Who says we forfeit?
We're gonna take you on
ourselves.
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>> Darwin: We will?
>> Gumball: Yeah.
>> Dad: Yeah?
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>> Both: Yeah!
>> Dad: Oh, yeah?
>> Both: Yeah!
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>> Dad: Yeah?!
>> Both: Yeah!
>> Dad: Okay, then.
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Last man sitting wins.
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[ Yawns ]
>> Gumball: [ Yawns ]
>> Dad: [ Yawns loudly ]
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>> Gumball: [ Yawns loudly ]
>> Dad: [ Yawns loudly ]
>> Gumball: [ Yawns loudly ]
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[ Crack! ]
>> Dad: Everything all right,
son?
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>> Gumball: Uh-huh.
>> Dad: Good. Just checking.
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[ Stomach rumbles ]
>> Darwin: I'm hungry.
>> Dad: Me too.
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I think I'll have a slice of
pizza.
>> Gumball: But if you move, you
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lose.
>> Dad: Who said anything about
moving?
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[ Inhales deeply ]
[ Exhales ]
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Mmm!
>> Gumball: don't worry, buddy.
Watch this.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
[ Exhales ]
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>> Darwin: Aaaah!
>> Gumball: Sorry, buddy!
>> Dad: [ Laughs ]
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Looks like it's just you and me.
>> Gumball: Aah!
Pins and needles!
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I-i got to move!
>> Live monster truck rally!
>> Gumball: Monster trucks.
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That will take my mind off it.
>> Dad: We'll see about that.
Darwin?
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>> Darwin: Uh-huh?
>> Dad: Change channels for dad!
>> Gumball: No, Darwin!
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don't change channels for dad!
>> Dad: No!
Do change channels for dad!
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>> Darwin: Stop telling me what
to do!
It's confusing!
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>> Dad: Oh, okay, then.
I'll just use my supernatural
powers.
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[ Straining ]
>> It's slightly chilly.
>> Darwin: Aaah!
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Paranormal activity!
>> Dad: [ Laughs ]
>> Moving on to tomorrow...
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>> Dad: [ Straining ]
>> Today you can have...
>> Gumball: Oh, no!
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Not the shopping channel!
I hate it!
>> ...For as little as $9.79...
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>> Gumball: [ Groaning ]
Boring!
>> ...Limited edition...
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>> Gumball: Can't...Take it!
>> ...Little as $9.79...
>> Gumball: Must...Change...
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Channel!
[ Grunting ]
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>> ...24-hour monster truck...
>> Gumball: Ha!
>> Dad: Ugh!
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[ Vehicle approaches ]
Well, son, seems like the apple
didn't fall too far from the
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tree.
You're pretty lazy, my boy.
[ TV turns off ]
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>> Gumball: What?
You mean...We won?
>> Dad: Yep!
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>> Both: We won!
We won! We won! We won!
¶ we won, we won, you guys ¶
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¶ uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ¶
¶ uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ¶
we are the laziest people in the
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whole world!
>> Mom: Gumball waterson!
You should be ashamed of
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yourselves!
Fooling around as your poor
father slaves away!
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>> Dad: When will it ever end?
>> Gumball: But, mom --
>> mom: No!
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I don't want to hear another
word.
Get off the sofa.
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Get on with the chores and give
your dad a rest.
>> Dad: Ohhh, my back!
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>> Mom: You've done enough
today, my little fluffy soldier.
I don't want you to move another
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muscle.
>> Dad: Ohhh, thank you, honey.
[ Vacuum cleaner humming ]
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>> Gumball: You mind moving your
feet?
>> Dad: Hm?
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Unh-unh.
You heard what mom said.
>> Gumball: [ Sighs ]
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>> Dad: [ Laughs ]
[ Snoring ]
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[ Eerie music plays ]
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[ School bell rings ]
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>> Both: [ Chomping ]
Mmm.
>> Gumball: Mm?
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>> Darwin: [ Smacks lips ]
Mmm!
Mm-mm-mm?
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>> Gumball: [ Chomps ]
Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm!
Mm-mm-mm!
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>> Darwin: Mmah!
>> [ Sighs ]
That is just so insensitive.
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[ Plop! ]
[ Sighs ]
Watching you two at lunchtime
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makes my afterlife a misery.
>> Gumball: But, Carrie, you
like being miserable.
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>> That's not the point.
I'm hungry.
>> Gumball: So why do you come
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to the cafeteria every day?
>> Because it brings out the
only feeling i have left...
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[ Sighs ]
...Pain.
>> Gumball: Can i have your
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lunch, then?
>> [ Sighs ]
Whatever.
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>> Gumball: Num!
>> I wish i still had a body.
>> Darwin: Why don't you use
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gumball's?
>> Gumball: Ptooey!
What? Me?
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>> Really?
You would do that for me?
>> Darwin: Sure.
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Gumball's always there for a
friend in need.
>> Gumball: I am?
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>> Great. Thanks.
>> Gumball: No, wait!
[ Whoosh! ]
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Ah! Eh! Waa!
>> Rrrrrrr!
[ Raspy voice ] I can breathe!
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I can feel!
I...Can...Eat!!
[ Chomp! Slobber! ]
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I need more!
[ Swish! Thud! ]
[ Muttering ]
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>> [ Screaming ]
>> Darwin: Another happy ending.
[ Fast-paced music plays ]
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[ Chew! Slobber! Chew! ]
[ Music stops ]
[ Music resumes ]
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>> [ Grunting ]
[ Shouts ]
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>> Aauuugh!
>> We got a man down!
We got a man down!
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>> Gumball: [ Groaning ]
[ Car alarms blaring ]
>> Dad: There you are.
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What happened?
>> Gumball: It was Carrie.
She made gumball go on a crazy
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junk-food spree.
>> Dad: You got to eat all that
food?
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Awesome!
>> Gumball: No, it [Gurgles]
wasn't.
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>> Dad: Ha ha!
Muffin top!
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Ya-ha-ha-ha-ha...
Huh...Uh...
It's only funny when it's
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someone else's body!
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>> Darwin: [ Chomping ]
Mmm!
Hm?
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>> Gumball: I can't eat a thing
after last night.
Carrie's got a real problem.
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She made me eat until i passed
out.
I cannot let that happen again.
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>> Hey, gumball.
Feel like helping me eat this
sandwich?
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>> Gumball: Eh...Sorry, Carrie.
I'm not sure i want to do that
again.
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>> The cafeteria doesn't do
refunds, gumball.
>> Gumball: [ Sighs ]
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Okay.
But just for this one --
[ Fast-paced music plays ]
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[ Groaning ]
[ Car alarms blaring ]
>> Darwin: Hey, gumball!
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>> Gumball: It's happened again,
hasn't it?
>> Darwin: Yep!
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But i think i have an idea.
If Carrie likes going inside
your body so much, we should
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make your inside somewhere she
won't like.
>> Gumball: How?
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Da-da-da-daah!
>> Gumball: Your rancid
fish-bowl water?
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>> Dad: And the sweaty juice of
Tobias' headband...
A generous sprinkling
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of miss simian's dandruff...
15-day-old underpants...
>> Gumball: What?
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Where are you gonna get --
[ Stretch! Snap! ]
Oh.
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>> Darwin: And fizzy fish gas.
[ Bubble! Sizzle! ]
>> Gumball: It's disgusting.
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>> Darwin: It's ghost-proof.
>> Gumball: [ Slurps ]
Pwaaaaah!
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Finished?
>> Darwin: Come on, gumball.
You got to drink it all.
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[ Glug! Glug! ]
Nearly there, buddy.
>> Gumball: [ Gagging ]
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[ Belches ]
>> Darwin: Now close your eyes
and open wide!
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Here come dessert.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
This is so good.
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>> Gumball: [ Sighs ]
[ School bell rings ]
Hi-i-i-i, Leslie.
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>> [ Groans ]
>> Gumball: H-h-h-how you doin',
bobert?
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>> [ Powers down ]
>> Gumball: H-e-e-e-y, sussy.
H-h-how's your hot chocolate?
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>> Hey, gumball.
[ Sniffs ]
Oh. That smell.
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>> Gumball: I know.
H-h-h-h-horrible, isn't it?
>> Mmmm.
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I love it.
Smells like the undead.
Makes me...Hungry.
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>> Gumball: [ Sighs ]
[ Fast-paced music plays ]
[ Music stops ]
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>> Gumball: Eh! Uh! Eh!
>> Dad: Hey, son.
What's up?
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>> Gumball: [ Strained ] What do
you do when someone asks you for
something and you [Groans] don't
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want to do it?
>> Dad: Well, people ask me to
do things all the time, but do
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you ever see me doing anything?
>> Gumball: Not really.
>> Dad: Exactly!
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Son, it's time i taught you
about weaseling.
>> Gumball: W-weaseling?
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>> Dad: Allow me to demonstrate.
Ask me for something.
>> Gumball: O...Kay.
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Can you tell me how to stop
Carrie from using my body?
>> Dad: Well, I'd love to, but i
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have to go and take the meatloaf
that I've been baking out of the
oven.
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[ Patter! Patter! ]
End of lesson!
>> Gumball: Well, I'd love to,
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Carrie, but, unfortunately, i
have to go check on my meatloaf.
>> Your meatloaf?
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>> Gumball: Yeah.
I left it in my locker.
>> You mean this locker?
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>> Gumball: Uh...N-no.
My...My gym locker.
>> You don't have a gym locker.
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>> Gumball: Yes, i-i meant Jim's
locker.
>> Who's Jim?
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>> Gumball: He's...My doctor?
>> You mean your meatloaf is in
your doctor's locker here at
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school?
>> Gumball: Yeah, it's because
we're having Thanksgiving
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here --
oh, whatever.
You can have my body.
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M-o-o-m, i think i might be
putting on weight.
>> Mom: Oh, no, it's just baby
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fat, dear.
Come on inside.
We'll have a chat.
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>> Gumball: [ Grunting ]
>> Mom: Oh.
Perhaps you have gained a
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little.
>> Gumball: I know. It's Carrie.
I don't know how to get her to
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stop.
>> Mom: Go and sit down, honey.
We need to talk.
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>> Gumball: [ Grunting ]
>> Mom: So, have you actually
tried saying no to Carrie?
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>> Gumball: Huh?
"No"?
[ Smack! ]
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Why didn't i think of that?
>> Mom: But when you say no, you
have to mean it.
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Let me show you.
Richard, can you come here,
please?
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>> Dad: [ Yawning ]
Yeah?
>> Mom: Could you get me the
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bowl of sausages from the
kitchen, dear?
>> Dad: Ohhh!
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Can i have one?
>> Mom: [ Clears throat ]
No.
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You'll have to wait.
>> Dad: [ Groans ]
>> Mom: Now, once you've made
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your position clear, you have --
>> dad: Can i have it now?
>> Mom: No.
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>> Dad: [ Groans ]
>> Mom: You have to stand firm
and make sure --
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>> dad: What about now?
>> Mom: No!
That would be a bad Richard,
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wouldn't it?
>> Dad: [ Whimpers ]
>> Mom: What I'm trying to say
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is, just say no and mean it.
>> Gumball: Awesome.
So, can i have a sausage?
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>> Mom: No, we're putting you on
a diet.
>> Dad: [ Whimpers ]
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[ School bell rings ]
>> Darwin: Careful, gumball.
Carrie may be hanging around.
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>> Gumball: don't worry.
This time, i know what I'm
doing.
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>> Hey, gumball.
Can i borrow your --
>> gumball: No.
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>> No?
What do you mean, no?
>> Gumball: I mean you can't use
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my body anymore.
>> Darwin: Hmph!
>> B-but you don't know what
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it's like.
Please, gumball!
>> Gumball: No, Carrie.
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You cannot borrow my body.
>> Then...Then...
[ Scary voice ] I'll take it!
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>> Darwin: Aaah!
>> [ Gurgling ]
>> Gumball: Carrie, get out of
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my body!
>> There's no use resisting,
gumball.
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>> Gumball: Haaah!
>> [ Snarls ]
>> Gumball: Everyone run!
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Your lunch is in danger!
>> Mya-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah!
[ All screaming ]
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[ Panting ]
>> Hey!
[ Crack! Crack! ]
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[ Snap! Yoink! ]
Aaaaaah!
>> [ Slobbering ]
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>> Gumball: Stop it!
You're freaking our friends out!
>> don't care. Must eat.
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>> Gumball: Okay, you asked for
this!
[ Thud! ]
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>> You shouldn't have done that!
>> Gumball: You're crazy!
Aah! Aah! Aah! Yah!
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Ha-ha-ha!
Huh?
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Cut that out!
I'll -- aah!
[ Thud! ]
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>> Ehh!
[ Shing! Shing! ]
>> Gumball: Eh! Eh!
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>> Eh! Eh!
Ngh, ngh!
>> Gumball: Ehhh!
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>> Nyeaaah!
>> Gumball: [ Grunting ]
>> Stand down, gumball!
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>> Gumball: Never!
>> Aah! My eye!
[ Gobble! Gobble! ]
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[ Slobber! ]
Give me more food!
>> You ate it all.
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You can lick the ladle if you
like.
>> Aaaah! Get off!
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>> Gumball: Stop it!
Get off!
Mm! Ah! Ee! Uh!
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Mm! Ee! Uh!
Take that! Ow!
>> What are you looking at?!
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[ All scream ]
[ Thud! ]
Help me, Darwin!
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Aah!
Eaah!
I can't do this on my own!
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You're gonna have to beat this
ghost out of me!
>> Darwin: But I'm a paci-fish.
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>> Gumball: Please!
Do it for me! I'm your friend!
Aah!
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[ Shatter! ]
Eh!
[ Slobber! Chew! ]
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Carrie, stop doing this!
You've got a serious problem!
>> No, i haven't.
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>> Gumball: You're drinking
dumpster water and eating
garbage!
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Look!
>> What's that?
>> Gumball: It's a flip-flop,
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Carrie.
A flip-flop!
>> Ew.
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Maybe i have gone a bit too far.
>> Gumball: Uh...Yeah.
[ Groaning ]
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[ Whoosh! ]
[ Fwip! ]
Anyway, listen, Carrie.
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I was thinking --
>> Darwin: Scary ghost!
Scary ghost!
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Scary ghost!
Oh, hi, Carrie.
Scary ghost!
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Scary --
oh.
>> Gumball: Ow.
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>> [ Sighs ]
I'm sorry i put you through all
that.
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I guess I'll just go back to my
painful, foodless eternity.
>> Gumball: No, wait!
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I think i know someone who can
help.
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Dad?
This is Carrie.
>> Dad: Ehh!
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>> Gumball: Is it okay if she
borrows your body for a crazy
junk-food spree?
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>> Dad: [ Babbles ]
>> Gumball: That sounded like a
"yes" to me.
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[ Whoosh! ]
>> Dad: Blblblblblblblblb!
>> [ Snarls ]
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[ Gobble! Gobble! ]
More...Food!
[ Gobble! Gobble! ]
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>> Mom: No, Richard!
Richard, no! No!
That's a bad Richard!
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Stop it, Richard!
Stop it!!
>> Darwin: Another happy ending.
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