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¶ [ Happy electronic music ] ¶

[ munching ] [ Channels surfing ] >> Can you think of any better

way to spend our lives? >> Dude, i can't even think. Is my heart still beating?

[ Heartbeat ] [ Both sigh ] >> Keep flicking.

>> Listen! >> Gum! >> Ball!

>> The world... >> Will end in 24 hours, so... >> Look for the signs!

>> Hmm. That was strange. >> Yeah.

>> Keep flicking. >> The end is near! The end is near!

The end is near! The end is near! Four hour discount sale!

So, hurry up! [ Birds squawking ] >> That's weird.

Where do you think all those birds are going? >> [ Humming ]

What? You want my sandwich? Here, you can have it.

Please let me go! [ Screaming ] >> Okay, there's something going

on here. >> Yeah, first there was this weird message from the TV.

>> Then the weird guy with his sign. >> And now the animals are

acting weird. What's going on? >> Greetings, organic units.

Would you be interested in signing up for the science club excursion to watch the solar

eclipse in exactly 24 hours? >> Both: 24 hours? >> What exactly happens

in a solar eclipse? >> The sun will be engulfed by the moon and the world will

be thrust into a complete and unnatural darkness. >> Whoa!

And, uh, is this going to be, like, like a bad thing? >> Well, the Mayans believed

that it would signify the end of the world. But of course, that was before

the advent of science. >> Both: The end of the world! >> Yes, but obviously it is just

primitive nonsense. >> In 24 hours! >> Please, let me finish.

>> We're doomed! Doomed! >> I take that as a yes.

>> 24 hours?! Oh, this is horrible! All the things i wanted to do in

my life, all my plans... Ruined! Ruined! [ Wails ]

>> You know, I've been thinking. 24 hours is actually quite a long time.

>> Hey, you're right. How many minutes are there in an hour? Like, 60?

So, that's like 60 times 24, which is... Three billion seconds!

>> That's like ages! >> We've got to make every second count.

You know, Darwin, I've never asked you -- but what do you wanna do with your life?

What are your hopes and dreams? Who is Darwin watterson? >> Well, i guess what makes me

happy is helping other people who are less fortunate than ourselves due to circumstances

beyond their control. So, I'd like to start a charity for --

where are you going? >> Dude, i don't think the end of the world is time to get

charitable. And besides, you were getting kinda boring.

I think we'd be better off doing some of the things i wanna do. >> Pbbt!

Darwin, what are we doing here? >> Learning hard. So we can get a career, a home,

and feed our children in the future. >> Darwin! There is no future!

We need to make the most of it right now! Not listening to some baboon

drone on about algebra! >> Uh, gumball, this is biology. >> Oh, who cares?!

It won't matter in 24 hours! Kiss me, penny. >> Teacher: Ahem!

I've got a surprise for you today, children! A surprise test!

[ Maniacal laughter ] >> Well, i got a surprise for you!

I'm not gonna do the test because... It's the end of the world

and nothing matters anymore! Not even this! [ All gasp ]

>> How's that for a surprise! So come on, everybody, let's turn our last day on earth

into the biggest party ever! >> Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo? >> [ Snarling ] >> Okay, on second thought,

spending three hours in detention wasn't the best use of our time.

I'm gonna be late for my wedding now. >> Wedding?

>> Yes, Darwin. My wedding. >> By the power of the banana, it is my duty to ask if there's

anyone here who sees any reason why gumball and Patty should not be joined in marriage.

Speak now, or forever hold your peace. >> Actually, I've got more than

one reason. Firstly, I'm 12 and so are you. Secondly, you didn't even

propose to me. You're just trying to marry me in the school corridor.

>> Hey, guys! Happy wedding! >> And finally, this is not a wedding ring.

It's a bagel. You know what? That shouldn't stop you from

asking me again in 20 years. >> [ Gasps ] But you don't have 20 years.

>> Shh. I love her too much to let her know the truth. Hey, wanna get married?

>> Gumball, why do you have a perm? >> It's just something I've

always wanted to do. So, mom, under normal circumstances, how long do you

reckon I'm going to live for? >> Well, your grandfather lived to be 102.

So i wouldn't worry, sweetie. >> Hmm, that's at least 90 more birthday presents.

Mom, I'd like to make you an offer you can't refuse. I wanna combine all of my

birthday presents into one managable lump present... So can i have a pony after

dinner?! >> [ Laughter ] >> What are you laughing at?

>> Nothing. Do you want a tutu with that? >> If i get you a pony, you'd

get bored of it in a day. >> Not an issue. >> Okay, I'll get you a pony...

>> Thank you! Finally! >> As soon as your father starts laying golden eggs.

>> I haven't given up yet! [ Straining ] >> All right.

I was going to spare you guys, but okay. This morning,

the TV spoke to me. And here's what it said. Dark times are upon us.

[ No audio ] >> So, basically, there's gonna be this solar eclipse, and...

It's gonna be the end of the world. >> [ Laughter ]

>> [ Grunts ] No one believes us. >> Have you tried to do

something about it?! >> Well, gumball got a perm and tried to get married,

and mostly ate ice cream on a roller coaster. >> That's not what I'm talking

about. We need to plan our survival! "Apoclatips" or not,

the wattersons will live on! Come on, come on! We need to go faster!

[ Tires squealing ] >> Uh, dad, i think you need to take the handbrake off.

>> Good idea! >> Dad, you're in reverse. >> Correct!

Let's walk! First thing to do in an emergency is to panic and buy

everything you can! >> Hey, no running in the supermarket.

>> Okay, let's race walk! >> This is pretty effective. >> Well, it's an olympic event,

you know. Now, you grab as much food as possible.

>> A queue! We don't have time for that! >> Look, dad, the self-service

aisle. >> Unexpected items in the bagging area.

>> [ Grunts ] >> Please try scanning it more slowly.

Insufficient scanning speed. Please try scanning faster. A little bit faster.

A little bit faster. A little bit faster. Scan successful.

>> Yes! >> Item unrecognized. >> Ow!

>> Unexpected item in cranium area. Please rescan.

Insufficient scanning speed. >> [ Screams ] >> Alarm blares!

>> Hey, come back here! You didn't pay for that! >> Dad, is this really

necessary? >> Absolutely. In every disaster movie I've

ever seen, the family survives by hiding in a bunker. >> Richard, that's not a bunker.

It's a toilet. >> Come on, guys. Think outside the box.

This has got everything we need! A toilet. Uh...

>> I don't think we're all going to fit in there. >> We have to!

>> Dad, for the last time, there won't be any apocalypse. It's just an eclipse.

>> "Apocalytips", apoc-eclipse. It's all the same, smarty pants. >> I think this might easier

if we left the TV outside. >> Nicole, you're describing a world i do not wish to live in.

I'll sacrifice myself. >> Look, honey, why don't you and the boys stay in here

and keep acting like complete lunatics, while we sit outside and watch the eclipse.

>> Both: [ Gasp! ] Noooo! >> Boys, what do you think

you're doing? >> We're sacrificing ourselves for your survival!

After the apocalypse, you guys will have to repopulate the earth.

>> Tell the children of the future of our heroism, our sacrifice!

>> And our perm! >> Both: We love you! >> Gumball watterson,

come back here immediately! I'm not spending the afternoon in a toilet!

>> This is it, buddy. >> I'm proud to spend my last moments with you, gumball.

>> Me too. Here it comes.

>> Oooh! You just got mooned! >> What is wrong with that guy? >> That was a bit anticlimactic.

>> Yeah, but at least we've learned something today... That every moment of our life

should be lived to the fullest because it could be very long or very short, my friend.

>> That is very true, gumball. So what do you wanna do now? >> Mmm. TV?

>> Yeah. >> [ Grunting ] Richard, do something!

>> don't worry, girls! I've been in this situation before!

I'm going to kick the door open! [ Grunts ] [ Splash! ]

>> Ewww! >> Yep, that's exactly what happened last time!

>> Anais: Gumball! Darwin! Come on! We're gonna be late for school!

>> Gumball: Be there in a second! Okay, by my calculations, these

ice cubes will allow us to glide down the stairs at almost the speed of light.

Go! >> Both: Whee! [ Both grunting ]

>> Gumball: Awesome. Ready! >> Anais: You can't go to school

like that! You're naked! >> Gumball: But i can't find my

clothes. [ Zip! ] >> Dad: [ Snoring ]

>> Gumball: Dad! >> Dad: Oh! Morning, son!

>> Gumball: Why are you sleeping in the garden? >> Dad: Because I've been up all

night doing the laundry. Just like your mother asked me to.

>> Mom: Whatever you do, don't do the laundry. >> Dad: Aye-aye, cap'n!

>> Gumball: Great! Can i have my clothes? >> Dad: Of course.

[ Boing! Boing! ] Here you go! >> Gumball: They're so tiny.

>> Dad: And so clean. >> Gumball: Kind of tight, too. [ Rip! ]

>> Dad: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

You now how your mother feels about public nudity. Not to worry.

I've got just the thing. [ Grunting ] Ah!

Oh. Here you go! >> Gumball: What?! Mom's wedding dress?

I can't wear that! >> Dad: But everything else is in the wash.

>> Gumball: I'd rather go naked! >> Dad: But if you do, your mother will know I'm a terrible

father/husband! Please, son! [ Crying ] Do this for your old

dad! [ Sniffling ] [ Pop! ]

[ Whimpers ] >> Gumball: Okay, I'll wear the dress.

[ Ding! ] >> Dad: Thanks, son! >> Gumball: I can't believe

this. >> Dad: I can't believe this wardrobe's still standing!

[ Creak ] Whoa. Here we go!

[ Whimpers ] Aah!

>> Anais: Gumball! >> Gumball: Aah! >> Anais: What are you wearing?

>> Gumball: Shh! Dad ruined all my clothes and made me wear this stupid dress.

I cannot let anyone recognize me. [ Thump! Thump! ]

>> Who are you? >> Gumball: [ Gulp! ] Uh...My name is...

Quick. Think of a name. Think of a name. Gum...

Ball -- oops! Uh...Egg... >> Morning.

>> Gumball: ...Wobble... Underpants! >> Yo.

>> Is that a foreign name? >> Gumball: Yes! Yes! I'm, uh, from, buh-duh-duh...

Europe! >> Where in Europe? >> Gumball: Uh...

Gum... Bal-- no! Uh...Wig...

Battle-ax... Ninja! [ All talking ]

>> Anais: Can you believe that, Darwin? Darwin?

>> Darwin: She dropped her button. [ Gasps ]

>> Anais: Oh, boy. [ School bell rings ] >> Okay! Okay!

Settle down and take out your math homework!

>> Gumball: Psst. I forgot to do my homework. Can i copy yours?

[ Thump-thump! Thump-thump! ] >> You can copy mine. >> No! Mine!

>> How about mine? >> Well, well, well. You're not trying to cheat, are

you, gumb-- uh, hmm... Who are you? >> Gumball: I'm, uh -- I'm...

>> That's gumball oops eggwobble underpants! >> From gumball nowig battle-ax

ninja! >> That's in Europe. [ All talking ]

>> Quiet! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!

[ Grunts ] [ Twinkle! ] But you are wearing a beautiful

dress. So it must be true. Why don't you sit there and look

pretty while the rest of us get on with class. [ All groan ]

>> Gumball: What just happened? [ School bell rings ] >> Darwin: Whoo-hoo!

I'm so happy! Anais! The most wonderful, incredible,

amazing thing has happened! >> Anais: What? >> Darwin: I'm in love!

She's the most beautiful, most wonderful, most amazing, most wonderful, most -- [ Gasps ]

Here she comes. [ All talking ] >> Can i sit next to you?

>> Stop! There's a puddle. We can't let you walk through

that. [ Zipper opens ] Let me help.

>> No, let me fly you over. >> I can build you a bridge. >> No.

Let me carry you in my mouth. [ Growls ] >> Gumball: Uh...

I could just walk around like this. >> Oh, she's so clever.

>> So independent. >> What a freethinker. >> Gumball: What was all that

about? >> Anais: It's the dress. >> Gumball: What?!

>> Anais: They think you're a beautiful girl. People will do anything for a

beautiful girl. Anything! >> Gumball: [ Squeals ]

[ Screech! ] You're right. I am beautiful.

You really are one smart genius, sis. [ Camera shutter clicks ]

>> Darwin: She will be mine. [ Slurp! ] [ Zip! ]

>> Gumball: That was weird. Oh, well. Today is gonna be awesome!

[ Up-tempo music plays ] >> ¶ she's as cool as night ¶ ¶ 'cause she's as bright as

day ¶ ¶ when she looks in your eye, she takes your breath away ¶

¶ she can move a mountain, make a fire start ¶ ¶ on a smaller scale, she could

break your heart ¶ [ Whistle blows ] >> ¶ she's a lady ¶

>> ¶ she looks like an angel ¶ ¶ she's sent from above ¶ >> ¶ she's a lady ¶

¶ a super lady ¶ >> ¶ and where there's kitten, I'm smitten ¶

¶ I'm bitten by the bug they call "love" ¶ ¶ that lady may be mine ¶

>> ¶ the lady may be mine ¶ >> ¶ yeah, the lady may be mine ¶

>> thanks, guys! >> Yeah, no problem. >> Anytime.

>> Anais: Gumball, what's going on? >> Gumball: It's just like you

said. All day long, people have been bending over backwards for me.

>> Hey, new girl. How's it going? >> Gumball: Ahh.

I love being beautiful. You should give it a try. >> Anais: Darwin asked me to

give you this. >> Gumball: "Meet me at the stomach destroyer roller coaster

at 6:00 P.M." then he put three x's. To show how extreme it'll be!

>> Anais: It's a love letter! He thinks you're a gir-- >> gumball: Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

You'll give yourself worry lines with all that nagging. Then you'll never be beautiful.

Like me. [ People screaming ] >> Gumball: Whoo!

>> Darwin: She came. She actually came. >> Gumball: Hey, you ready,

Darwin? >> Darwin: [ Gasps ] She knows my name!

>> Gumball: This is gonna be awesome! Can't wait. Can't wait.

Can't wait. Can't wait. >> Darwin: Uh, i know this is kind of sudden, and i hope you

don't think I'm a fool -- >> gumball: Yeah, this is really cool!

>> Darwin: But who am i to deny fate? >> Gumball: I know, this is

gonna be great! >> Darwin: No, um, what i really mean is...

>> Gumball: What? >> Darwin: I love you. >> Gumball: Aah!

[ Camera shutter clicks ] >> Anais: So, now we see the real price of beauty.

>> Gumball: Oh, he really thinks I'm a girl, and he thinks he loves me.

>> Anais: You'll just have to tell him the truth, won't you, beautiful?

>> Gumball: I can't do that! He'll be heartbroken. And besides, he might tell

everyone about the dress, and I'll lose my powers. But maybe if i keep up the act,

then in a few years, Darwin will move on and meet another girl. >> Anais: And if he doesn't?

[ Harp plays ] [ Babies crying ] >> Darwin: I want more kids!

>> Gumball: [ Crying ]

>> Dad: Hmm? Who's your pretty friend, anais? >> Gumball: It's me, dad.

>> Dad: Hello, it's me dad. Is she foreign? >> Anais: Ugh!

>> Gumball: Uh, hi, everyone. Um, this is quite difficult for me to say.

But what I'm trying to say is -- is... I'm leaving.

[ All gasp ] >> You can't leave us! >> But why?!

>> Gumball: Because the king of Europe has been kidnapped? And they need my help 'cause I'm

so beautiful. >> Oh! >> I see.

>> Of course. That stands to reason. >> Anais: You better get on that

bus before you blow the whole thing. Now, have you got the balloon?

>> Gumball: Check. This is a great idea of yours -- staging a grand farewell for the

darling of elmore high. >> Anais: Remember, this isn't about you.

>> Darwin: Hey, everybody! >> Anais: Here he comes! Quick! Get on the bus!

[ Whoosh! ] This plan already reeks of failure.

>> Darwin: [ Whistling ] What a perfect new girlfriend day.

Just right for having a new girlfriend, don't you think, fellas?

[ Gasps ] She's leaving? [ Shatter! ]

>> Gumball: Well, here goes. Hello, Darwin. >> Darwin: [ Gasps ]

You get more beautiful every time i see you. But why are you leaving?

>> Gumball: I'm sorry, my love, but Europe needs me. >> Darwin: Then take me with

you! A love this special only comes around once in a lifetime.

We must nurture it, take care of it, let it grow and blossom, like a-a...A...

>> A potato?! >> Darwin: A potato! >> Gumball: You are a true poet,

my love. And although we'll never see each other again, my heart and

all my other internal organs will always belong to you. >> All aboard!

>> Gumball: Uh, i have to go now. Bus is leaving. Bye.

[ Grunts ] Ow! [ Snap! ]

[ Air hisses ] Uh-oh. >> Darwin: [ Gasps ]

She's an angel. >> [ Gasps ] Look out for the sun!

>> All: The sun! >> Darwin: [ Gasps ] >> All: Go left! Go left!

[ Balloon pops ] [ All groan ] >> Darwin: No!

[ Crying ] Why?! Why?! >> Anais: Gumball, go to him.

>> Darwin: [ Whimpering ] >> Gumball: I'm so sorry, Darwin.

She was really special. [ Plop! ] [ Whip! Plop! ]

But think of it this way. It's better to have loved and watch that love be burnt before

your very eyes than to never have loved at all. So why don't you and me head

home, cover ourselves in ice cubes, and jump down the biggest set of stairs we can find?

What do you say, buddy? >> Darwin: [ Sniffles ] Okay.

>> Gumball: Whoo-hoo! >> Darwin: Excuse me. I know this is a bit sudden.

I mean, we hardly know each other. But i think i love you.

Your silence says a thousand words. >> Gumball: Huh.

I guess some people just can't help making fools of themselves. >> Look. There's gumball.

>> And he's naked! [ Laughter ] >> Gumball: Ugh! don't mock me!

I used to be beautiful.