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[ Upbeat music plays ]

[ Alarm clock rings ] >> Gumball: [ Gasps ] We still have 24 hours till we

go back to school! >> Darwin: 24 whole hours of fun!

>> Gumball: So, what shall we do? >> Darwin: Shoot some hoops?

>> Gumball: Nah. That's boring. >> Darwin: Water fight? >> Gumball: Nah.

That's boring, too. And wet. [ Sighs ]

>> Darwin: Hmm. >> Gumball: I know! It's time to play...

>> Both: Dodge or dare! >> Gumball: Roll the dice, take a --

[ record scratches ] [ Sighs ] Who am i kidding?

We're bored of this, as well. Why are these games so boring now?

>> Darwin: Hmm. >> Gumball: [ Gasps ] Darwin, maybe it's not the

games. Maybe we're bored of each other. >> Darwin: No! don't say that!

It can't be! >> Gumball: It's the truth, Darwin, and you know it.

And the sooner we accept it, the better it will be for everyone. >> Darwin: So what are you

saying? You don't want to hang out with me anymore?

>> Gumball: Of course i want to hang out with you. I'm just saying that things have

got a little...Stale. >> Darwin: [ Sniffles ] So what shall we do about it?

>> Gumball: Hmm. [ Ants grunting ] [ Ants chattering ]

>> Whee-hee! >> Whoo-hoo! [ Ants chattering ]

>> Gumball: That's it! >> Darwin: We should become ants?

>> Gumball: No. We need to find a third best friend.

>> Darwin: Three best friends? >> Gumball: Mm-hmm. >> Darwin: Won't that be a bit

weird? >> Gumball: It's only weird if we make it weird.

Do you find it weird? >> Darwin: Not if you don't. >> Gumball: Okay, then.

Let's get ourselves a new buddy. >> Darwin: My cookie. [ School bell rings ]

>> Gumball: School is full of people, and all we've got to do is pick one to be our new best

friend. >> Darwin: How about her?

>> Aah! >> [ Beeps ] [ Crunch! ]

>> [ Grunts ]

>> Gumball: How about not. >> Darwin: William? >> Gumball: I don't know.

He's just a bit... >> [ Slurp! ] >> Both: Creepy.

[ Chatter! ] >> [ Laughing ] Peek-a-boo!

[ Laughs ] >> Gumball: Hey, Joe. >> Peek-a-boo!

[ Laughter ] >> Gumball: You want to play with us for a bit?

>> Yeah! Hey, guys, see this? [ Fart! Fart! Fart! Fart! Fart!

Fart! Fart! Fart! Fart! ] Eh?! [ Laughs ]

>> Gumball: [ Chuckles ] >> Darwin: Oh. [ Chuckles ]

>> Wait! Wait! Look at this! [ Babbling ]

[ Laughs ] >> Gumball: Uh...Great. >> I can do other stuff, too.

[ Zipper opens ] [ Whistling ] Aah!

See that? I slipped over myself. [ Laughs ]

>> Darwin: What do you think? >> Gumball: Uh, he's a bit of a one-trick pony.

>> Darwin: Yeah. Let's go. >> Gumball: Okay, Joe. Um, we'll be in touch.

>> Hey! One more thing before you go. Ready?

[ Inhales ] [ Fart! ] Oh.

[ Whistle blows ] [ Indistinct conversations ]

>> So, how do we play this game, punches?

>> Gumball: It's easy. We just give each other friendly

digs in the arm like this. [ Clang! ]

Aah! >> Your turn has terminated. Commencing my turn.

[ Whirring ] [ Thud ] >> Gumball: Aah!

[ Grunts ] [ Sighs ] Finding a friend is harder than

i thought. >> Hey, i heard you're looking for a third!

>> Gumball: Yeah. But it's proving a little -- >> stop looking!

I'm in. >> W-well, i-it's not as simple --

>> so, what are you having for lunch? Oh! Beef stew! Me too!

>> Darwin: We're having pizza. >> Let's sit together! I'll go in the middle!

Oh, this is so much fun! From now on, we can do everything together.

[ Slow-motion ] Forever. >> Gumball: Whew. I think we lost him.

>> Darwin: Finding a friend is really hard. >> Gumball: Yeah.

What do we really want from a friend? >> Darwin: Well, they should be

athletic to protect us from bullies, rich so we can play with their toys, have a colorful

personality, and most of all, be really good at listening. >> Hey, you guys.

I couldn't help, uh, listening to everything you just said, and, uh, i think you're in luck.

Athletic? [ Pop! ] Check!

Rich? [ Ka-ching! ] Check!

Colorful? Check-a-leck-a-ding-dong. >> Both: Whoa!

>> You know what, guys? I'll be your friend. >> Darwin: Really?

>> Uh-huh. For 20 bucks. >> Gumball: What?! >> I'll give you a moment to

think about it. >> Gumball: I don't know about this, Darwin.

>> Darwin: But this is what we've been looking for. He's perfect.

>> Gumball: Well, i supposed it's only 10 buck each. >> Darwin: Yeah. About that...

Can i borrow 10 bucks? >> Gumball: Fine. >> Great!

[ Toilet flushes ] Man, this is gonna be awesome! >> Gumball: Hey.

Hey, guys, wait up. Guys! >> Darwin: [ Laughs ] And then Tobias said, "i know

you are, but what am i?" And everyone laughed! [ Laughter ]

>> Gumball: And then i said -- >> Darwin: Oh, yeah! And then Tobias showed me this

really cool thing where you shake your arms behind your back and say, "nice to meet me," and

everyone laughed! [ Laughter ] He's a really cool guy!

>> Gumball: Well, he's okay, but he -- >> Darwin: What do you mean,

"he's okay"? He's the best guy ever! >> Gumball: It's not like you've

played with him your whole life. >> Darwin: I might as well have. I feel like I've known him

forever. [ Splat! ] >> Mom: Gumball!

>> Gumball: I'm sorry. That must have just flown off my fork.

Anyway, the funniest thing happened to me today. I was going into class when --

>> dad: [ Laughs ] That's great. Now tell me more about this

Tobias guy. >> Gumball: [ Groans ] [ Whistle blows ]

>> Everyone pair up! And make sure it's with your best friend, because we're

playing trust ball. >> Gumball: Great! Now i finally get to spend some

time with -- [ Gasps ] [ Boing! ]

Darwin! >> Darwin: Hey, gumball. Tobias was just telling me about

his new computer-games console. >> Yeah, yeah. It's a z-station.

They're not even out yet. >> Darwin: Let's play tonight! Sleepover at yours?

>> Yeah, sure. We can have a sleepover. 20 bucks.

>> Gumball: 10 bucks. I'm not coming. >> Darwin: You're not?

>> Gumball: No. I'm having a sleepover with my new best friend, Alex.

>> Alan. >> Gumball: Alan. We're gonna play dodge or dare

all night. >> Darwin: You are? >> We are?

>> Gumball: Yeah. And it's gonna be loads more fun than some stupid computer game.

>> Darwin: Great! Looks like it all worked out, then.

See you later! Oh, can i borrow 10 bucks? Thanks!

Wait for me, Tobias! >> Gumball: Oh, come on, Adrian.

Roll the dice. Roll the dice.

>> I can't. I got no hands. >> Gumball: [ Groans ]

Fine! I'll do it for you. Six. Right. Pick a card.

>> I still have no hands. >> Gumball: Ugh! Do i have to do everything?!

>> Listen, gumball, do you really want to be doing this? I mean, we've never hung out

before, and now we're having a sleepover. >> Gumball: Did i ask for your

opinion, Alfred?! >> [ Squeaks ] Can i at least phone my mom?

>> Gumball: Fine, but keep it quick. >> Still no hands.

>> Gumball: Number?! >> [ Chuckles ] This is going to be the most fun

you've ever had. >> Darwin: All for just 10 bucks.

>> Gumball: Catch! >> Aah! >> Gumball: What were you

doing?! >> No hands! >> Gumball: [ Sighs ]

>> Look, gumball, what's really going on here? >> Gumball: Oh, Arthur.

Who am i kidding? I'm not having as much fun as I've been making out.

All i can think of is Darwin. >> Go to him. >> Gumball: Huh?

>> Your best buddy is about to play computer games with someone who's rich, athletic,

multicolored, and a good listener. He'll never play dodge or dare

with you again. >> Gumball: [ Gasps ] They'll be best friends forever,

and I'll just be a memory! I have to get my best buddy back!

[ Gasps ] But it's too late. >> Dude, it's never too late for

friendship. >> Gumball: Yes! I'll never forget you, Adam!

Andrew?! Alex?! [ Panting ]

[ Screech! ] Hey, kid, please, lend me your bike.

I'm about to lose my best friend. >> Okay!

50 bucks. >> Gumball: Ugh, 20 bucks. >> $70!

>> Gumball: Ugh! [ Grunts ] [ Panting ]

[ Horn blares ] [ Gasps ] [ Panting ]

[ Gasps ] [ Horn squeaking ] Get out of the way!

>> I can't! >> Gumball: Get out of the way! >> I'm a brick wall!

>> Hey, bud, what's with all the commotion? Wha!

>> Gumball: [ Grunting ] [ Crash! ] [ Roars ]

[ Tires screech ] [ Panting ] >> Hey, kid, you can't go that

way! >> Gumball: No time! [ Squish! ]

[ Straining ] I wish I'd listened back there. [ Cement crackles ]

[ Both laughing ] >> Darwin: Feel like I'm missing something.

>> Missing something? What? >> Darwin: Ah, never mind. I already forgot.

[ Both laughing ] >> Gumball: By the power of friendship!

[ Tires squeal ] [ Zing! ] [ Panting ]

Oh, man. [ Grunting ]

[ Gasps ] Ugh! [ Echoing ] Gosh darn it!

[ Grunting ] All because of those stupid ants and their stupid cookie!

This is all their fault! "Oh, look at me! I'm a third ant!"

[ Babbling ] Those stupid, stupid ants! Ooh. Made it to the top.

Whee! Whoo-hoo! [ Wheel squeaking ]

Uh-oh. [ Ping! ] Aah!

[ Screaming ] [ Radar gun beeping ] [ Zip! ]

[ Siren wails ] >> Aah! >> Gumball: I'm coming for you,

buddy! Hold o-- [ Coughs ] [ Gagging ]

[ Whoosh! ] [ Zip! ] [ Glass shatters ]

[ Knock on door ] [ Screech! ] Where's Darwin?!

[ Beep ] What did you do with my friend?! >> Uh, he's in the garden, i

think. >> Darwin: [ Crying ] [ Gasps ]

Gumball! >> Gumball: Dude, I'm outside. >> Darwin: Oh.

>> Gumball: I can't believe you were gonna play computer games with Tobias.

>> Darwin: But you played dodge or dare with someone else. >> Gumball: Oh, it didn't mean

anything. I don't even like Adam. >> Darwin: Alan.

>> Gumball: Oh, whatever. >> Darwin: Best friends? >> Gumball: Forever.

>> Both: Yay!

>> Darwin: [ Chuckles ] >> [ Grunting ] >> Hey, guys, shall i plug in

the third controller or what? >> Both: No!

>> Darwin: What do you want to do today, gumball? >> Gumball: I'm waiting right

here for mom to drive me to elmore senior talent show. Mr. Robinson's headlining.

>> Anais: But it doesn't start for another 10 hours. >> Darwin: And you're not

invited. >> Gumball: I don't care. Tonight's the biggest night of

Mr. Robinson's life, and i have to be there! >> Ah, tonight's the night,

Margaret. This town is finally going to see the real gaylord Robinson.

>> [ Scoffs ] >> Why can't you ever be happy for me?

>> Darwin: There he is now! [ Brakes squeak ] [ Transmission grinds ]

>> Gumball: [ Screams ] Save yourselves! It's too late for me!

>> Darwin: Just get over here on the sidewalk, dude. >> Gumball: Please remember me,

guys, so I'll always be alive in your heart. [ Crying ]

>> Oh, for crying out loud. [ Horn honking ] >> Gumball: My whole life is

flashing before my eyes! And it's boring! Aah!

[ Parking brake clicks ] Huh? >> Darn kids.

>> Gumball: You saved my life, Mr. Robinson! >> I didn't save your life.

I just didn't run you over. Now get out of my way! >> Gumball: No way!

I am not leaving your side until i have saved your life in return.

>> Get off my car! >> Gumball: I'll never ever leave your side.

>> don't make me shout at you. I got to save my voice for tonight.

>> [ Grunts ] >> Gumball: [ Screams ] Ooh.

Oh, dear universe above me, thank you for the gift of Mr. Robinson.

I swear on my life, i will repay this debt. [ Whoosh! ]

[ Whistle! ] >> What did he say? >> I don't know.

Whose turn is it, anyway? >> Eh. Mine. I spy with my little eye...

>> ¶ Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi ¶ [ Coughs ]

[ Groans ] Well, Margaret, since you won't take care of my precious

instrument, I'll get the cough drops mys-- what are you doing here?!

>> Gumball: I'm here to save your life. >> Not today, of all days.

Just get away from me, kid. I mean it!

Here they are. "Antiseptic action." >> Gumball: What's this

hazardous object doing in the middle of a floor? Mr. Robinson could trip over it.

There. Safely out of the way. >> What?! Oh! >> Gumball: [ Gasps ]

Mr. Robinson! Ugh! He's out cold! Ooh, now's my chance to save

him! >> Stand aside. I know cpr. >> Aah!

>> [ Breathes deeply ] >> No! No! [ Grunting ]

Ugh! No! >> [ Breathes deeply ] >> [ Grunting ]

Ugh! [ Sputtering ] I sure hope that hasn't affected

my vocal chords. [ Clears throat ] ¶ la la la ¶

[ clears throat ] ¶ la la la ¶ [ Clears throat ]

>> Gumball: Mr. Robinson! You're choking! >> Gumball, what the --

>> gumball: [ Grunting ] [ Heart beating ] >> That's my heart.

[ Groans ] [ Breathing heavily ] [ Grunting ]

[ Gasping ] [ Grunts ] >> Gumball: So, i saved your

life, right? >> No! You darn near ended it! Now leave me alone!

Ahh. A healthy glow will make me look my best for tonight.

Ah. >> Gumball: [ Gasps ] Mr. Robinson!

[ Gasps ] Oh, no! I'm too late! Why wasn't i here to save you?!

Why?! [ Crying ] No. No!

I refuse to let you go! [ Muffled music playing ] He looks so peaceful.

[ Whoosh! ] [ Electricity charging ] Clear!

[ Zap! ] >> [ Grunting ] [ Sizzle! ]

What do you think you're doing?! >> Gumball: I'm bringing you back to life.

>> But i was alive! >> Gumball: Better safe than sorry.

>> No! [ Electricity buzzes ] [ Grunting ]

>> Gumball: Welcome home, Mr. Robinson. I booby-trapped your front door.

>> Why? >> Gumball: To protect you from intruders.

All they have to do is ring the doorbell, like so. >> Wait.

Why would an intruder -- [ Doorbell rings ] [ Grunts ]

>> Gumball: Are you okay? >> Listen, kid. This is the most important night

of my life. I'm gonna shine like a star. And i don't want you around to

ruin it! >> Gumball: But I've got to be there to save your life.

>> Just leave me alone, kid. [ Crying ] Just leave me alone.

>> Gumball: [ Sighs ] I'll never repay my debt to Mr. Robinson.

I failed you, universe. [ Crying ] >> Anais: Poor gumball.

>> Darwin: What can we do to help him? >> Anais: [ Gasps ]

I got an idea. >> Gumball: [ Crying ] [ Whoosh! ]

Aah! >> Anais: I said throw it near him, not at him.

>> Gumball: Aah! That's so painful! Aah! Oh, man, that hurts!

Oh, I'll try to walk it off. [ Crunch! ] Oh, bad idea.

[ Gasping ] Ow! Ow! Ooh. There's a note tied to it.

Ah. Let's see. "Mr. Robinson will be a..." "Asnumunated"...

"Assissinated"... "Assissnatata--" >> anais: "Assassinated."

>> Gumball: "Assassinated at the talent show"?! This is terrible!

No, wait. This is what I've been waiting for!

Mr. Robinson! >> Well, Margaret, it's nice that you finally decided to show

your support for me tonight. >> [ Muttering ] >> What do you mean you're only

coming to see me fail? >> Gumball: But, Mr. Robinson, you can't go to the talent show

tonight. You're gonna be assassinat--

he's so brave. >> Take it away, Bert! [ Upbeat music playing ]

[ Tapping ] [ Crack! ] >> Oh!

[ Clapping ] Wake up. >> Anais: Okay, Darwin, here's

the plan. We drop heavy sandbags near Mr. Robinson.

>> ¶ La la la la la ¶ what the -- >> anais: Gumball will notice...

>> Gumball: [ Gasps ] >> Anais: ...And push him out of the way...

>> Aah! [ Cheers and applause ] >> Anais: ...Just in time to

save his life. Got it? >> Darwin: Got it!

We drop these heavy sandbags onto Mr. Robinson's head. >> Anais: No!

We don't actually hit Mr. Robinson. >> Darwin: Hit Mr. Robinson.

Okay. I understand. >> Anais: Maybe i should try reverse psychology.

Okay, Darwin. The plan is we throw all this stuff at Mr. Robinson's head.

>> Darwin: That's what i just said. >> Anais: Ugh!

Just do what i do.

>> Gumball: Oh, man. [ Thud! ] Ow.

>> And now, ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome to the stage our second

and final act, Mr. gaylord Robinson! Good luck, dad!

>> [ Clears throat ] ¶ up till now, my life's been good ¶

¶ treated me well, i can't complain ¶ ¶ met a woman, raised a kid, and

every day, just felt the same ¶ ¶ but there's something deep inside of me ¶

¶ that always wanted to be free ¶ ¶ and now i think the time is

right to show you what i me-e-e-e-e-e-an ¶ ¶ i want to sing ¶

¶ i want to dance ¶ ¶ i want to touch the sky with my own two hands ¶

¶ if i sing to the world, it'll set me free ¶ ¶ and let me be who i want to

be ¶ ¶ dance ¶ ¶ dance and sing ¶

¶ I'm gonna give it... ¶ >> Darwin: What's he doing? >> Anais: I don't know, but it's

pretty good. Now's our chance to assassinate. >> ¶ as i whisk you off to a

wonderland ¶ ¶ I'll hip-hop and jive... ¶ >> anais: Did gumball see any of

that? >> ¶ twist a-bump to the rock 'n' roll ¶

>> Darwin: Maybe he'll notice the trapdoor. >> ¶ I'll fly like a bird if you

set me free ¶ ¶ like the skylark on the wing,

a rosebud in the spring ¶ ¶ like a gangster and his bling ¶

¶ like fish bait from a sling ¶ ¶ like a puppet with no string ¶ ¶ like an English feudal king ¶

¶ like all those kinds of wonderful, wonderful thi-i-i-i-ngs ¶

>> gumball: Show yourself, assassin, and fight like a man! >> Anais: Let's try the special

effects. [ Clicking ] >> Gumball: Under the seats?

>> [ Vocalizing ] >> Whoa. Who is this guy? >> That's my dad!

Rock on, dude! >> ¶ i want to be fre-e-e-e-e ¶ >> gumball: Huh?

>> [ Vocalizing ] [ Glass shatters ] [ Glass cracks ]

[ Tires screech ] >> Aah! Aah!

>> [ Vocalizing ] >> Gumball: [ Gasps ] [ Slow-motion ] N-o-o-o-o!

[ Grunts ] Mr. Robinson! Please come with me now!

It's not safe here! >> Oh, go away! [ Vocalizing ]

[ Metal creaks ] [ Crash! ] [ Panting ]

Huh? Oh, my gosh. [ Grunts ]

You really did save my life. But that doesn't excuse you for ruining my performance!

[ Clapping ] >> [ Whistles ] >> Darwin: Hooray!

>> Anais: Awesome, Mr. Robinson! >> Way to go, dad! Whoo-hoo! Bravo!

>> Thank you, everybody! Thank you! Thank you so much.

I don't deserve all of this. >> Encore! >> Thank you! Thank you!

I love ya! Oh, your love means so much to me!

>> Gumball: Thank you, infinite universe, for sending us our very own star, Mr. Robinson.

[ Crank! ] [ Whirring ]

>> Thank you, everybody. >> Encore!

>> I love ya! You put me where i am today!

Thank you so much! Thank -- [ Grunting ]

No! >> Darwin: Oh, no!

I think we squished Mr. Robinson.

>> [ Grunting ] >> Anais: Nah. He's okay.

Let's go home.