Original subtitles

[ Upbeat music plays ]

>> Gumball: You know what? I don't think I'm gonna wear this anymore.

>> Darwin: Why? I thought it brought you good luck.

>> Gumball: Yeah, it does, but nothing's fun anymore. See? Watch this.

>> All: Whoa! >> Gumball: Ta-da. Whoop-de-boring-do.

>> Darwin: What are you talking about?! That was fan-flapping-tastic!

>> Gumball: Yeah, a week ago, maybe, but now it's just lame. I think I'm gonna throw it out.

>> Dad: don't throw it out!! I could really use some luck right now.

I've been trying to get on "win or don't win" for five months, but they're not

returning my calls. >> Anais: You're never gonna get on that show, hat or no hat.

>> Dad: [ Gasps ] There's a show called "hat or no hat"?

>> Gumball: Look, you want it? You have it. [ Telephone rings ]

>> Dad: Hello? Would i?! [ Gasps ] Tomorrow?!

Oh, thank you, "win or don't win"! Wow! This hat is amazing!

>> Mom: Okay, guys, as impressive as all this is, let's not get carried away.

There's no way a tinfoil hat is responsible for -- Richard! What are you --

[ cellphone vibrates ] [ Beep ] Hello?

Interview? Tomorrow? For a promotion and a pay rise?! [ Gong! ]

>> Darwin: What was that? >> Anais: That was the sound of doom for the wattersons.

[ Whistle blows ]

[ Whistle blows ] >> Darwin: Do you ever miss your helmet?

>> Gumball: No. Why? >> Darwin: Well, everyone seems to be using it for really cool

stuff, like dad with the TV show or mom with her job. All you ever did was lame party

tricks. >> Gumball: It doesn't matter, Darwin.

I'm happy to see the back of it. Succeeding at everything really took the joy out of life.

Besides... Sometimes in life, you make your own luck!

[ Grunts ] [ Muffled ] It's so good to fail again.

You see, you take a pinch of success, a dash of failure, you mix it together, and that's what

makes life int-- [ Boom! ] See? That wasn't so bad.

>> Darwin: You just blew up the ant farm. [ Ants grumbling ]

>> Gumball: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! It's okay! Aah!

Life is great, Darwin! Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! >> Darwin: So, you're saying

you're happy when you fail? >> Gumball: Absolutely. It's the struggle that makes a

victory sweet. Besides, i still got it. >> Darwin: Aaaah!

>> Butter side down, just like poor uncle Eddie. >> What do you know --

my lunch is on the floor. Hey, who's the funny guy who did that?

[ Sloop! ] [ Slump! ] >> Gumball: [ Echoing ] And you

know what the best thing about failure is, Darwin? >> Darwin: [ Muffled ] No.

[ Ptoo! ] >> Gumball: Is that it builds your sense of humor.

[ Laughs ] [ Sobs ] Oh, who am i kidding?

I'm nothing without my helmet! I want it back! [ Deep voice ] I need it!

>> Dad: But i need it more, 'cause i need to win the show! >> Mom: Well, i need it to get

the promotion, which is more important than a game show. >> Dad: But if i win the show,

I'll get a speedboat! Think about how great it would be for me!

>> Mom: Richard, you'll never use it. >> Dad: Nicole, if i win a

speedboat, I'm gonna use it. >> Mom: You have to understand, I'm doing this for the greater

good. Winning the speedboat will be good for you but not for the

rest of the family. >> Dad: Ohh...You're right. I'm sorry, Nicole.

I-i don't know what came over me. >> Mom: It's okay.

Just, where did you hide the helmet? >> Dad: It's in this bag.

Oh... [ Groans ] No, wait!

Actually, it's in -- it's in this one. I was gonna trick you.

I'm sorry. I guess that helmet's got more power over me than i thought.

>> Mom: Thanks for being honest, honey. >> That was an astonishing

interview. There's...Just one thing. [ Laughing ] You are aware that

if you get the job, you won't be able to wear that papier-mâché helmet, right?

>> Mom: [ Laughs ] Of course. But for the record, it's not

papier-mâché. It's tinfoil. >> Mm, no.

I'm pretty sure it's papier-mâché painted gray. >> Mom: What?

Can i switch your TV on? >> Uh...Sure? >> And he's won the speedboat!

>> Dad: Yay! [ Dance music plays ]

>> Mom: [ Panting ] This isn't going to affect my chances, is it?

>> Um, what do you think? >> Mom: [ Grunts ] >> Dad: It's mine!

>> Gumball: No, mine! Give it back! Give it back! >> Dad: It's mine!

>> Mom: I lost my job for it! >> Dad: It's mine! [ Both grunt ]

>> Gumball: I need it! >> Dad: But I'm on "hat or no hat" tomorrow!

>> Mom: Give... >> Dad: It... >> Gumball: Back!

>> Anais: Stop it! Look at what you've become! This stupid hat is driving you

crazy! >> Gumball: Actually, it's a helmet.

>> Anais: It's not a helmet or a hat! It's a piece of tinfoil!

And it's tearing this family apart! Look at you!

You're behaving like animals! >> Mom: [ Sighs ] Anais is right.

That helmet has such a grip on us. >> Dad: It's like its magic is

taking control of the person who wears it. >> Gumball: Ha!

Well, since none of you guys want it, i guess i can have it back.

>> Anais: No! Me and Darwin have been talking, and we've decided it has to be

destroyed. >> Gumball: What?! You can't destroy it!

I'm nothing without it! >> Mom: I'm sorry, honey, but anais is right.

>> Gumball: Can -- can i have one more go? >> Anais: No!

>> Gumball: don't touch it!! >> Dad: Hey! >> Gumball: No! No! No!

It's mine! Aah! Aah! No! It's my helmet!

>> Darwin: Dude, chill out. It's just a bucket with some tinfoil on it.

>> Gumball: Aaah! Give it back! It's my helmet! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

>> Darwin: Why can't we just put it in the bin? >> Anais: Because they'll just

pull it out again. We have to take it to the bin of all bins -- the dump.

>> Darwin: Can't we just rip it up? >> Anais: Have you ever tried

ripping up tinfoil? Sounds horrible. >> Darwin: What are we gonna do

with it, then? >> Anais: Throw it in the garbage crusher.

>> Gumball: [ Breathing heavily ] [ Breathing continues ]

>> Darwin: Can you hear that? >> Anais: What? >> Darwin: That noise.

Sounds like a cat trying to say "snake." >> Gumball: [ Echoing ] Snake.

>> Anais: It's probably just the wind. >> Darwin: Mm. Maybe.

I don't know what the big deal with this lucky helmet is, anyway.

Looks pretty normal to me. Oh, look -- a gold ring! Oh, look -- a pearly necklace!

Wow! A diamond-encrusted chain! And it spells "Darwin"!

>> Anais: [ Panting ] Come on. We're nearly there.

>> Darwin: [ Panting ] I-i can't do it, anais. It's -- it's too heavy.

>> Anais: Well, give me the helmet. I'll deal with it.

>> Darwin: No! It's a man's job. You're -- you're just a little

girl. The helmet is my burden to carry.

You can carry me, though! >> Anais: [ Growls ] [ Panting loudly ]

[ Panting continues ] There. I've done my part.

Now you do yours. Throw the stupid thing in the crusher.

>> Darwin: Okay! Well, good riddance! >> Anais: Darwin, look out!

>> Gumball: [ Raspy voice ] Give me my helmet! The helmet's mine! Give it back!

Give it! Give it! >> Darwin: Dude, what's wrong with your voice?

>> Gumball: I just really need to cough. [ Coughs ]

[ Normal voice ] Better. Aha! >> Darwin: No!

>> Gumball: [ Laughs evilly ] >> Anais: Give it up, gumball! There's two of us!

You'll never win! >> Gumball: Oh, yeah? [ Laughs evilly ]

I can already feel its power! >> Anais: Well, not for long! Come on, Darwin.

>> Gumball: [ Laughing evilly ]

You'll never hit me! I'm the luckiest man alive! >> Anais: It's not luck!

It's just we can't throw very well! >> Gumball: Then let me make it

easy for you. >> Darwin: Come on, anais! There's no way you can miss from

there! >> Anais: [ Exhales deeply ] [ Grunts ]

Huh. >> Gumball: [ Laughs evilly ] Nice try, but now it's my turn.

Oh, look -- a tennis-ball machine. >> Anais: [ Scoffs ]

Good luck finding a power supply for that. >> Gumball: Oh, look -- a

generator. >> Anais: Okay, maybe the hat is magic after all.

Run!! >> Gumball: [ Laughing evilly ]

>> Anais: He's got us cornered! What are we gonna do?! >> Darwin: Pass me that stale

baguette. >> Anais: Why? >> Darwin: don't you worry about

it. Just tell mom and dad i love them.

>> Anais: What? Darwin, no! >> Darwin: [ Yells in slow motion ]

>> Anais: [ Slow motion ] No! >> Gumball: [ Laughs evilly ] No! My power!

>> Anais: Come on, Darwin! He lost the helmet! >> Darwin: Oh, cool.

>> Gumball: No! No! No, no! No!! >> Anais: Gumball!!

[ Gasps ]

>> Gumball: [ Straining ] Almost...Got...It. >> Anais: What the --

what is wrong with you?! >> Gumball: My helmet... I can almost reach it.

>> Anais: Give me your hand! >> Gumball: No! I need the power!

[ Straining ] [ Gasps ] >> Darwin: For goodness' sake,

man! It's only a piece of tinfoil! >> Gumball: But think of all the

stuff we could do with it. [ Straining ] Yes! Ha ha!

Okay, you can pull me up now. >> Anais: Listen, gumball, the helmet is powerful, but it's

also evil. >> Darwin: Look at what it's done to you and mom and dad!

>> Gumball: But -- but without it, I'm nothing! >> Anais: Gumball, we're nothing

without you. So, give me your other hand.

[ All straining ] >> Darwin: Whoo.

[ All groan ] [ All grunting ]

Yay! [ Laughter ]

>> Mom: Richard, are you sure this is a good idea? >> Dad: Of course, honey.

I said I'd use it, didn't i? >> Gumball: Uh, how far away is the sea?

>> Dad: Oh, about 100 miles.

>> And welcome to the welterweight title. >> Anais: [ Sniffs ]

Huh? You okay? >> Gumball: Yep.

School was awesome today! I was hanging out with Tina. She taught me how to donate to

charity. Who is this for, again? >> Me.

>> Gumball: Then she helped tear through my homework. >> [ Laughs ]

>> Gumball: And finally, we had lunch together. What should i try first?

[ Grunts ] Mmm. Lasagna. It was great!

What? >> Anais: I think you're being bullied.

>> Gumball: Nah. We're just having fun. >> Anais: Mmmm...Nope.

You're definitely getting bullied. >> Gumball: [ Gasps ]

What am i gonna do?! >> Anais: don't worry, bro. I'll take care of this for you.

[ Beep, ringing ] Hey, Tina, you've been picking on my brother, and i think it's

time you guys talked about this face-to-face. >> [ Roars ]

>> Anais: Tomorrow? >> [ Roars ] >> Anais: 4:00 P.M.?

>> [ Roars ] >> Anais: Behind the school?! No, wait!

That's not what i meant! [ Dial tone ] Oopsie.

[ Beep ] >> Gumball: Well? >> Anais: Looks like your

face-to-face turned into more of a...Face-to-fist. >> Gumball: What the --

what?! >> Anais: I think she wants to have a fight with you.

[ Bell dings ] >> He's out cold! >> Dad: Come on, son.

It's time i showed you how to deal with bullies. There comes a point in every

man's life where he has to stand up for himself. But that's okay, 'cause daddy's

here to teach you an old family technique that got me out of trouble many times.

>> Gumball: Oooh. A secret fighting technique? >> Dad: Yes.

It's called... The bunny hop. But remember, you must never use

it in anger. >> Gumball: I promise, father. >> Dad: All right.

You be the bully. >> Gumball: Okay. >> Dad: Come on. don't be shy.

Try to take my lunch money. >> Gumball: [ Meows ] >> Dad: Aah! don't hurt me!

Not the face! Here's my lunch money -- and my lunch!

Please, take it! Please, please, please! That was step one.

And here comes the bunny hop. Hah. Blblblblblblblblblblblblbl!

>> Gumball: Well, that wasn't much help. >> Anais: You're right.

I think you need help from a real adult. >> So, school counselor.

Pretty scary title, huh? But don't you worry your tiny, little heads about it.

Think of me as a friend, a compadre, a fellow pilgrim on a mad journey we call...

Life. So, tell me, what's shakin'? >> Gumball: Oh, I'm fine.

>> Anais: No, he's not! He's being bullied! >> Oh.

The big "b," huh? You know, more often than not, conversation beats

confrontation. Hands down.

Let's meditate on this. >> Both: Ohmmmmmmm. Ohmmmmmmmmmmm.

>> So, tell me, who's bullying you? >> Both: Tina Rex.

>> [ Gasps ] Tina Rex?!

don't tell her you saw me! >> Anais: Well, that wasn't much help.

>> No way! Gumball's gonna fight Tina? >> She's gonna mash him!

>> He's toast! >> She's gonna skin him alive! >> This will be the greatest

fight ever! >> Gumball: This is getting out of hand.

>> Anais: don't worry. I'll fix this. Come on!

What is wrong with you guys? How many of you have been bullied by Tina?

>> Maybe. >> I guess. >> I have.

>> Anais: don't you realize if we all join forces, we can stand up to Tina once and for all?

[ Indistinct talking ] And no student will ever be bullied again!

>> All: Yeah! >> Anais: We can also stop global warming!

>> All: Yeah! >> Anais: And bring peace to the world!

>> All: Yeah! >> Anais: And build schools for the dolphins in the rainforests

so they can cure baldness! >> All: Yeah! >> Gumball: Uh, anais?

>> Anais: Sorry, gumball! The power's gone to my head! See you on capitol hill!

>> Good luck with the fight, man! [ Laughs ]

>> Darwin: There you are. >> Gumball: [ Shrieks ] Darwin!

You're supposed to be here when your best friend's about to get mangled by --

>> Darwin: Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Just follow me!

Behold my super bully protection suit of power!

>> Gumball: Whoa!

I love it! >> Darwin: [ Imitates whirring ] Pshooo!

>> Gumball: [ Breathing heavily ] >> Darwin: Looking good.

Now, check this out. It's got bouncy bubble wrap pants, and it has an mp3 player

as standard. [ Up-tempo music plays ]

And that's not all. This string here operates the super counterattack device.

No, wait! You've only got one shot, so you must wait for the right moment.

>> Gumball: Okay. >> Darwin: And last but not least, the tassels!

>> Gumball: What do these do? >> Darwin: Move your arm around. >> Both: Oooooh.

Tassels. >> Darwin: Okay. Time to put it to the test.

Ready? >> Gumball: Okay. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

>> Darwin: Can you feel anything yet? >> Gumball: Aah!

>> Darwin: Okay. I'll keep going. >> Gumball: Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

[ Whistle ] >> Darwin: What did it feel like?

>> Gumball: [ Muffled talking ] >> Darwin: What? >> Gumball: [ Sighs ]

Like I'm being hit with a stick. [ Clatter! ] That wasn't much help.

>> Darwin: That's okay. We can rebuild it better, faster, stronger!

Let's get to work! [ School bell rings ] Oh. Too late.

>> Gumball: [ Sighs ] You know what? Maybe it won't be so bad.

I'll just meet Tina in a quiet, calm atmosphere, and we'll talk things through like civilized

people. >> Both: Yeah! >> Gumball: This is a great

idea! >> All: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

>> Gumball: This is a terrible idea. >> What's going on here?

I'll have no fighting on my watch. Oh, gumball watterson.

I might have known. >> Gumball: [ Sighs ] Thank you, miss simian!

Oh, i was gonna fight a t-Rex. Please send me to detention. >> Well, i suppose i could --

after my coffee break. >> Gumball: But, miss simian, Tina --

>> coffee break. [ Sips ] >> Gumball: But, miss simian,

you're my last hope! Please! [ Sobs ]

>> All: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! [ Rumble! ]

[ All gasp ] >> Uh-oh. >> Gumball: [ Gulps ]

>> Where's gumball? >> All: Here. >> Gumball: What am i gonna do?

What am i gonna do?! >> Dad: [ Echoing ] Use the bunny hop, son.

Son. Son. Son. Son. >> Gumball: Dad? What are you doing here?

>> Dad: Well, i wasn't gonna miss the big fight. >> [ Roars ]

Gumball! >> Gumball: Time to deal with this like a man.

Blblblblblblblblblbl! >> [ Roars ] Gumball!

Stop running! >> [ Muffled talking ] >> Dude, i have no idea what

you're saying. >> Gumball: Sorry!

>> [ Roars ] >> Gumball: Aaaaah!

>> [ Gasps ]

>> Gumball: [ Gasps ] Aaaah! >> Gumball!

[ Girls shriek ] >> Gumball: Sorry. [ Rumble! ]

Man! [ Girls shrieking ] Ow. Sorry. Ow.

Sorry. Ow. Aaaah! >> [ Roars ]

[ Growls ] >> Ha ha! Scaredy-cat!

[ Crash! ] [ Laughs ] Oh!

>> [ Roars ] >> Gumball: Mr. small! Please! Let me in!

>> [ Roars ] >> Aaah! No! >> Gumball: [ Sobbing ] Please!

Let me in! >> No! >> Gumball: Mr. small!

>> Go away! >> Gumball: Aaaaaah! [ Metal dings ]

[ Chomping ] >> Mom: Would you mind removing your glasses when you're at the

table? >> Gumball: Uh...Yes? [ Gulps ]

>> Mom: [ Sighs ] [ Gasps ] What happened to you?!

>> Gumball: I...Ran into a door? >> Anais: That's not true. He's being bullied!

[ Engine revs ] >> Gumball: Seriously, i did run into a door.

[ Engine revs ] [ Tires screech ] [ Car doors open, close ]

[ Wolf howls ] >> Gumball: Mom! Calm down! >> Mom: I'm perfectly calm!

I just need a word with Mr. Rex, honey-pie. >> Gumball!

>> Gumball: [ Gasps ] >> [ Roars ] >> Mom: Sit!

You guys make up! [ Metal clicking ] [ Grunts, huffs ]

Mr. Rex. >> [ Growling ] >> Mom: Hi, Mr. Rex.

We need to talk about your daughter. >> [ Roars ]

>> Mom: So, it's going to be like that, is it? Well, that's fine by me!

>> Gumball: Your dad is pretty scary. >> So's your mom.

>> Gumball: Uh, Tina? Is it true that you're bullying me?

>> What? No! I thought we were just having fun.

>> Gumball: So, why were you chasing me? >> I only wanted to speak to

you, but you ran away. >> Mom: [ Grunting ] >> Everyone thinks I'm a brute,

just like my dad. But I'm not! [ Crash! ]

>> Gumball: I don't think you're a brute. >> Really?

>> Gumball: Of course. You're just a dangerous friend with a terrifying amount of

strength. >> Thanks! >> Gumball: Come on.

Give me five. Oh. Uh...How about a friend hug?

Ow! [ Crack! ] Too...Friendly!

[ Clatter! ] >> Mom: [ Grunting ]

Well, I'm glad we finally reached an agreement. Goodbye, Mr. Rex.

[ Creak! ]

[ School bell rings ] >> Anais: So, everything's okay between you and Tina?

>> Gumball: Yep! Everything's just fine.