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♪♪ [theme]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

♪ They're the world's ♪

♪ Most fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪

♪ And they're green ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil Shredder attacks ♪

♪ These Turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads ♪

♪ Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool but rude ♪ Gimme a break.

♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

This is it: the future home of Channel 6 News.

Well, what do you think of it?

Totally awesome.

The newsroom will be over here,

and the broadcasting area will be over there.

Oh, and the penthouse floor will be

one big revolving restaurant!

Radical.

You could set it at super-spin

and make pizzas.

And finally, my office.

And this time, it's a corner office.

Terrific.

But, uh, hanging pictures could be a problem.

I'd like to think of it as Burne's birthday present to me.

And it's all going to be mine!

It's her birthday?

Uh-oh. We forgot.

Aah!

Oh, no! She's headed for the edge!

Chill, dudette! I gotcha!

Help!

Oh, whew!

Oh, brother. What luck.

Boy, I'll say.

It's hard to find a combination

"Happy Birthday" and "Get Well Soon" card.

[Krang] Shredder, I can't believe

you're actually suggesting that.

Planning to invade the city with armor-plated bulldozers?

I've never heard of a more idiotic idea!

Well, it beats your stupid idea

of bungee jumping foot soldiers.

I don't have to take this abuse

from the likes of you!

And I don't have to be insulted by an octopus like you!

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

[explosion] What was that?

Don't ask me.

You're the one with the big brain.

[rumbling]

We're being bombarded

by intense firepower from the surface.

Bebop, Rocksteady,

go topside and find out what's happening.

[Bebop] But-- But I don't want to go!

M-Me, neither!

It's wet out there.

Get going, you chicken-livered blister brains.

And I want a full damage report.

Here, let me give you a hand.

Or better yet, a finger.

Yow!

[Bebop] Huh?

Hey!

What's going on?

Whoa!

Whoa!

[Leonardo] Fellas, we gotta decide

on a present for April's birthday.

And this program may be just the answer.

The Shop Till You Drop Channel

is offering this one-time-only special:

a complete set of ninja kitchen knives.

All right!

Now, that's something every homemaker could use.

Forget it, dude.

What she needs is this purse-sized

portable pizza-maker.

When choosing a gift for someone,

it is wise to consider their taste, not your own.

You know, Master Splinter's right.

That's why we should get her this home science kit,

complete with test tubes and Bunsen burner.

Right. Be the first on your block

to blow up your own building.

[Leonardo] Okay, Raphael.

If you're so smart, what should be buy her?

Simple, Leonardo.

This comedy fitness video I rented.

Chuckle Away Your Chubbiness.

[Other turtles] Chuckle Away Your Chubbiness?

Hey, I don't write 'em. I just rent 'em.

[Vernon] I can't believe it!

This is outrageous!

[Irma] Now, calm down, Vernon.

It can't be that bad.

Oh, no?

April's new office is bigger than mine.

It's right here in blue and white.

Well, what are you griping about?

My office is smaller than the broom closet.

Oh, it's just not fair.

It-- It's just not fair. Mm.

Speaking of April, don't forget

the surprise birthday party

we're throwing her this afternoon.

I'm on my way to pick up the cake now.

You'll be there, won't you, Vernon?

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

[door closes] [chuckling]

And have I got a surprise for her.

What is this place?

Well, it looks like some kind of spaceship.

I wonder who it belongs to.

It's mine...

disgustingly unkempt creature.

You may call me Shreeka.

[giggles] Did you hear that?

Shreeka.

[both laugh]

What a scream.

I'll teach you to be insolent with me.

Whoa!

And that's just a sample

of what I have in store for Krang.

Uh, you know Krang?

Only too well.

For eons I've scoured the universe

in search of that two-faced double-crosser,

and at last I found him.

We have an ancient score to settle.

Now give me Krang's videocom access code.

Uh-uh. No can do, lady.

He's got an unlisted number.

Perhaps you gentlemen didn't understand me!

[both grunting]

Uh, well, in this case,

I guess we can make an exception.

Well, Krang,

so we finally meet again.

Galloping galaxies!

It can't be.

That's right.

It's Shreeka, your former partner in crime.

Why, my dear, you look wonderful.

I haven't seen you in light years.

That's because you abandoned me in the Andromeda Galaxy

and made off with my most potent weapon,

my Power Pack Energy Ring.

And I have come to reclaim it.

Your energy ring?

Well, now, uh, let me think.

What did I do with it?

Think fast, you ganglion gangster!

My finger's getting itchy.

Think fast, think fast.

I-I just remembered!

I gave the ring to, uh, Miss April O'Neil.

She's a television reporter for Channel 6

in the city above us.

A reporter, you say?

Well, she may be the subject of tonight's headline story.

Excuse me.

About the mutants--

You mean these vulgar specimens?

I intend keeping them as hostages

until that ring is back on my finger.

Until then, Krang.

How dare that woman accuse me,

the mighty Krang, ruler of Dimension X,

of stealing her dopey ring!

So you didn't do it?

Of course I did.

I just don't like her accusing me of it.

It's a beauty, isn't it?

Here, try it on for size.

Now aim it and watch what happens.

A weapon that also makes a fashion statement.

I like it.

I'm glad you approve.

Now see that it's delivered to April O'Neil ASAP.

Krang, this is much too valuable to give away.

Not anymore.

Time has drained it of most of its powers.

It's running on fumes.

Best of all, when Shreeka tracks down April,

the Turtles will rush to her rescue.

Then Shreeka and those shellbacks

will destroy one another!

Not to mention Rocksteady and Bebop.

We'll be rid of them, too!

Oh, Krang, you really are brilliant.

[Krang] As if there were ever any doubt.

Keep your distance, you two.

I wouldn't want people to think we're together.

Uh, what's that thing?

It's a Dimension X fax tracker.

[beeping] Uh-huh.

It's already located Miss April O'Neil.

Come with me.

What a fetching ring.

April O'Neil will just die to have it.

And now to write a touching note

from her slimy green friends.

[chuckling]

I can hardly wait for the final confrontation

between those Turtles and Shreeka.

Once they exterminate each other,

I'll take back the ring!

Krang may be willing to part with it,

but I'm not.

With this ring's destructive power,

I can carry out my own plan

of world conquest!

[Michelangelo] Whoa, scope out those sparklers.

Sure wish I had worn my shades.

Maybe we'll get an idea

for April's birthday present in here.

In Spiffany's? Come on!

This place is way too rich for our blood.

Hey, it doesn't cost anything to look.

Come on.

[bells tinkling]

Wow, the turtles are shopping at Spiffany's?

Could they actually be buying April's birthday gift

in a snazzy place like that?

Nah.

[beeping]

We're getting closer to this April person.

Don't dawdle. Try to keep up.

[beeping continues]

Stop.

Uh!

What manner of place is this?

Oh, oh, oh! It's a jewelry store.

They sell lots of sparkly things.

I like jewelry.

It sets off my eyes.

You two wait out here.

But what about finding the O'Neil dame?

Vengeance can wait.

A girl has to look her best

when she's on a mission of destruction.

[bell tinkles]

Here, make yourselves useful.

I'm bored with shopping.

Now, let's find this April O'Neil.

Uh-oh, it's the turtles.

Turtles? What turtles?

The Teenage... Mutant...

Ninja... Turtles, dudette!

Now hand over those stolen jewels!

Who are these annoying creatures?

They're April O'Neil's buddies.

I've always said the only good reptile

is a shoulder bag with matching pumps.

[yelling]

How annoying.

I chipped a fingernail.

[humming]

Now, let's see.

Where can I hide this birthday cake?

The closet! Perfect!

April will never find it here in Mr. Thompson's office!

[both yelp]

Irma! Vernon!

Irma, what are you doing here?

I was hiding April's birthday cake.

What about you?

Uh, who, me?

Oh... [laughs]

I-- I was also hiding something.

Oh, I get it.

It's a present for April.

[giggles] I sure hope she likes it.

Actually, it's a present for me,

and I know I'll just love it.

Whew, Leo-nar-do!

Would you mind standing somewhere else?

Like, uh, Utah?

Guys, this is serious.

I did an intergalactic scan search

identifying that woman we had the run-in with.

Her name is Shreeka.

She's an interplanetary outlaw wanted in 13 different galaxies

for crimes too unspeakable to speak about.

And she's also a pretty nifty dresser.

And she's after April!

[Burne] April O'Neil!

This is Burne Thompson calling April O'Neil!

Get in here on the double!

Go, go, go!

Yes, Mr. Thompson!

R-Right away!

[panting]

Is there something wrong, Chief?

You bet there's something wrong!

How can we throw you a birthday party

when you're not here?

Surprise! Surprise!

Happy Birthday, April!

Gee, thanks, gang.

I'm really touched.

And now for the final surprise.

Ta...da.

Well, Vernon, what have you got to say for yourself?

[awkward laugh] Happy Birthday?

April, here's a little gift for you.

Oh, really, Irma, you shouldn't have.

I didn't.

Someone just delivered it to the station.

"To April, from Leonardo, Raphael,

Donatello, and Michelangelo."

[all gasping]

They really were shopping in Spiffany's.

I can't believe it.

[TurtleCom beeping] It's the Turtles.

They're probably dying to hear how I like their present.

Um, excuse me for a moment.

Hi, Leonardo.

April, are you all right?

All right? I'm walking on air!

The present you sent is absolutely gorgeous!

Present? But we never got you anything.

Oh, now, there's no need to be coy.

I simply love the ring.

Ring? What ring?

We're calling to warn you about--

Okay, everyone. Party time is over.

Everyone back to work!

As for you, birthday girl, here's my gift.

Get down to Pier 86

and cover that big tug boat fire.

Right, Chief. I'm on my way!

Oh, no!

April is in the worst trouble of her entire life,

and she doesn't even know it!

[beeping]

April O'Neil is somewhere in this area.

The signal is getting stronger.

[panting]

And I'm getting weaker.

Aha. Channel 6.

I have April O'Neil at last.

That ring will be mine once more,

along with my full destructive powers!

Now to reclaim it.

That foolish female.

Little does she realize

that what's hers will soon be mine.

Hurry! My ring is finally at hand!

Hey, look!

It's April O'Neil.

And she's leaving the building.

Hurry, you fools! After her!

Whoaaa!

Ooh!

She's gone!

Thanks to you imbeciles, we've lost her.

Uh, looks like you also lost your tracker gadget.

That does it!

I'll pay him back for trifling with me this way!

Krang!

I've had it with these incompetent mutants.

I'm sending them back!

Forget it, Shreeka, my dear.

A deal is a deal.

You're stuck with them.

Hah ha ha-ha-ha.

Oh, that Krang.

Yo, Shreeka, I found April O'Neil for you.

You did? Where is she?

Right up there.

Don't just stand there! Follow her!

[Leonardo] We have to warn April

that this Shreeka person is on her trail.

We gotta find her first.

Any sign of her yet, Donatello?

Negative.

Try her TurtleCom again, guys.

I'll do the honors. Irma?

Hi, guys.

What's new in the exciting world of sewers?

Irma, this is most important.

Where's April?

Mm, she's off covering some tug boat fire

at Pier 86.

She left in such a hurry,

she forgot her TurtleCom.

Oh, my gosh, this is terrible.

Would you care to leave her a message?

Yes, the message is watch out!

[April] Whoa, what great footage!

I'm glad the tug boat crew has been rescued.

Aha!

There she is.

Now to take careful aim.

This is too much.

I gotta sit down.

Uh! My finger!

It won't work when it's wet.

Yeah. I got the same problem with my hands.

That's why I never wash them.

She's getting away!

After her!

Oh, man! More running?

If I knew this was going to happen,

I would've brought my sneakers.

Here we are, Pier 86.

Looks like we're too late.

The fire's already out.

And worst of all, April's gone.

Hurry, you simpletons!

The NewsCopter took this route!

Rocksteady! Bebop!

Now where did those oafs disappear to?

♪♪ [cartoon] [laughing]

Oh, what subtle humor.

Yeah, these kiddie cartoons

leave so much to the imagination.

There will be no television until we find April O'Neil.

This is April O'Neil on the top floor

of the Channel 6 skyscraper, now under construction.

We found her!

And she's wearing my power ring!

It's located here

at the corner of 4th and Main.

Thank you for the address, Ms. O'Neil.

If only we knew what Shreeka wants with April.

I found her!

She's at the site of the new Channel 6 building.

--looking out from the 40th floor,

where the view is absolutely breathtaking.

In a moment, I'll be talking to the construction foreman.

That must be him now.

Wrong, Ms. O'Neil.

The foreman is all tied up at the moment,

so we'll be taking his place.

This is April O'Neil signing off.

My name is Shreeka.

And you're April O'Neil.

I thought those tacky jumpsuits went out of style eons ago.

[scoffs] At least I'm not dressed for Halloween.

Enough catty banter.

If you don't mind, I'll take that ring.

No way, sister!

This was a birthday gift from my dearest friends.

So you're going to be difficult about it, eh?

Seize her!

[Rocksteady] You heard the lady.

Hand it over!

Whoa!

[Shreeka] You clumsy oaf!

Help!

You're in safe hands, Ms. O'Neil.

[gasps] Shredder!

You actually risked your life to save me?

Not you.

It's this ring I'm after.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

At last, the city will be mine!

As for you, Ms. O'Neil, have a pleasant flight.

I'll take over from here, Shred-man.

Dah! What in blazes--

Maybe this will help to cement our relationship!

Don't you just hate those cornball lines?

You're too late, shellbacks.

I have the energy ring.

You mean you had the ring.

Uh, this might be a good moment to leave.

Shred-head is getting away.

Forget him.

We've got a bigger problem on our hands.

[Donatello] Don't you mean on Shreeka's hand?

Mine at last, after all these eons.

[thunder crashing]

Now to demonstrate its powers on your ridiculous reptiles!

[laughing]

Take cover!

Two can play at that game.

Whoa! Uh!

Great balls of fire!

Didn't I see this once in a-- whoa-- shooting gallery?

Enough toying with these measly earthlings!

Now suffer the full wrath of Shreeka!

[laughs]

Those things are blasting holes

right through the steel girders.

We've gotta get the ring away from Shreeka

before this entire structure collapses.

You're pretty good at pitching, Shreeka.

How are you at catching?

Haven't you noticed?

I'm magnificent in everything.

I don't think you should've done that.

Why not, you overgrown oaf?

My hands are impervious to heat.

But your ring ain't.

Oh, no!

It's melting!

My precious power ring, gone forever!

Aah!

[laughing]

I think I just figured out why they call her Shreeka.

Uh-oh, the building is starting to give way!

Quick! The construction elevator!

I hope this elevator's going down.

The Turtles are excaping!

We'll see about that!

[Leonardo] She's melting the cable.

Be honest.

We're done for, aren't we?

There are still a few ninja tricks

we haven't shown you.

Climb onto my back and hold on!

Like this? Perfect.

Okay, fellas, jump!

Oh! I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it!

Now run, everyone!

Oh, well.

Who needed a new office anyway?

[Shreeka] I'll still have my final revenge, Krang.

And I warn you,

it's a fate worse than death.

Oh, really, Shreeka?

And exactly what did you have in mind?

I'm returning Rocksteady and Bebop.

[both screaming]

[sobbing] Oh, no! Not that!

Anything but that!

April, you will be happy to learn

that the Turtles finally agreed

on your birthday present.

[All] Happy Birthday, April!

[April] A pizza?

Oh, for sure, dudette.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Yeah, it keeps on giving heartburn.

[all laugh]

Closed-Captioned By J.R. Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA