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I'LL SCARE HIM GOOD. 13 00:03:17,650 --> 00:03:18,440 AND GET US SENT HOME? 14 00:03:18,610 --> 00:03:20,690 NAH, YOU FRET TOO MUCH. 15 00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:22,240 ALL RIGHT. 16 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:29,040 HEY, ELMER. 17 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,000 ELMER. 18 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,160 OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES, 19 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:33,370 THEN I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU WISE. 20 00:03:35,790 --> 00:03:37,920 HA HA! OH, WHAT AN IDIOT! 21 00:03:38,090 --> 00:03:39,760 HA HA HA HA HA! 22 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,880 THAT'S AWFUL! 23 00:03:42,050 --> 00:03:44,300 IT'S JUST A WORM. 24 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:46,760 THAT'S WHAT'S AWFUL! 25 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:48,850 WORMS AIN'T BAD. 26 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,520 THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR GARDEN, AND FISH LIKE THEM. 27 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:54,020 GOOD FOR YOU, HUH, ELMER? 28 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:55,100 YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, ELMER. 29 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:56,520 HAVE A SEAT. HA! 30 00:03:56,690 --> 00:03:58,020 LET'S GO! 31 00:03:58,190 --> 00:04:00,320 [BOYS LAUGHING] 32 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:06,950 THEY'RE DIRTY MEAN. 33 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,530 IF I WERE YOU, I'D GIVE THEM BOTH BLACK EYES. 34 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:13,040 OH, I AIN'T MUCH FOR HURTING ANYBODY. 35 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:14,870 IT AIN'T CHRISTIAN-LIKE. 36 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,750 OH, I'D DO UNTO THEM! 37 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,500 WELL... WELL, THEY'RE-- THEY'RE MY FRIENDS. 38 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:23,720 THEY WOULDN'T DO IT IF THEY WEREN'T MY FRIENDS. 39 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:27,680 OLD ELMER--DUMBEST KID IN WALNUT GROVE. 40 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:29,180 DUMBEST KID IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 41 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:32,060 CAN'T EVEN FIND HIS OWN ELBOW. 42 00:04:36,060 --> 00:04:38,190 OH, CLASS... JUST A REMINDER 43 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:39,650 BEFORE WE HAVE OUR SPELLING LESSON. 44 00:04:39,820 --> 00:04:41,530 THIS AFTERNOON IN HISTORY CIVICS CLASS, 45 00:04:41,690 --> 00:04:43,780 WE'LL BE HOLDING NOMINATIONS FOR CLASS PRESIDENT. 46 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,110 [STUDENTS TALKING AT ONCE] 47 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:46,700 Miss Beadle: YES, KENNY? 48 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:49,070 GIRLS DON'T GET TO VOTE, DO THEY? WOMEN CAN'T. 49 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:50,740 WELL, WE SURE DO! 50 00:04:50,910 --> 00:04:54,120 Miss Beadle: CLASS, JUST A MINUTE! 51 00:04:54,290 --> 00:04:57,040 KENNETH, THE WOMEN HAVE WON THE RIGHT TO VOTE IN WYOMING. 52 00:04:57,210 --> 00:04:59,670 SO, THE GIRLS WILL VOTE IN OUR CLASS ELECTION. 53 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:00,840 [STUDENTS TALKING AT ONCE] 54 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 AND WE'LL WIN! 55 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:04,130 THERE ARE MORE GIRLS THAN BOYS. 56 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:07,260 [STUDENTS TALKING AT ONCE] 57 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:09,390 CLASS! THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH TALKING! 58 00:05:09,550 --> 00:05:11,470 LET'S GET ON WITH OUR SPELLING LESSON. 59 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:20,690 IT AIN'T FAIR! 60 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:22,570 A GIRL CAN'T BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, 61 00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:24,780 SHE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE CLASS. 62 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:26,280 OH, NEVER MIND WHAT'S FAIR. 63 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:28,530 WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO BEAT THE GIRLS IN THE ELECTION. 64 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:31,240 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY'LL NOMINATE. 65 00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:35,500 I CAN GUESS. LOOK WHO'S RUNNING FOR HER PA'S STORE. 66 00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:44,880 YEAH, SHE'S ALWAYS JUST GRABBING FOR EVERYTHING. 67 00:05:45,050 --> 00:05:46,800 THERE'S STILL MORE OF THEM THAN THERE ARE US. 68 00:05:46,970 --> 00:05:49,220 THEY'LL STOMP US GOOD. 69 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:50,260 I GOT AN IDEA. 70 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:52,100 COME ON. WE'RE GONNA NEED HELP. 71 00:05:52,260 --> 00:05:53,640 COME ON. 72 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:09,490 ALL RIGHT. THERE, DARLING. NOW, HOW'S THAT? 73 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:10,990 I NEED SOUR BALLS. 74 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,490 KATE AND JENNY ARE PARTIAL TO SOUR BALLS. 75 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:14,330 OH. 76 00:06:14,490 --> 00:06:16,540 I WANT SOME SOUR BALLS, TOO... 77 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:17,950 AND SOME LICORICE-- 78 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,250 WILLIE, WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE GOING TO VOTE FOR YOUR SISTER. 79 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:23,880 NOT IF I DON'T GET SOME SOUR BALLS... 80 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,510 [SIGHS] OH, VERY WELL. 81 00:06:26,670 --> 00:06:28,590 AND SOME LICORICE STICKS. 82 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,510 ALL RIGHT! 83 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:31,840 WILLIE! 84 00:06:32,010 --> 00:06:34,220 IT'S ALL RIGHT, NELS. 85 00:06:34,390 --> 00:06:35,470 HE HAS MY PERMISSION. 86 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:38,140 AND A MOUTHFUL OF ROTTEN TEETH TO GO ALONG WITH IT. 87 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:39,230 [SCOFFS] 88 00:06:39,390 --> 00:06:40,350 ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN, GO ON BACK TO SCHOOL. 89 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,350 HURRY UP. HERE, GO ON. SCAT. 90 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,360 YOU KNOW WHAT THE DENTIST IN MANKATO SAID, 91 00:06:46,530 --> 00:06:48,440 AND I PAID DEARLY FOR THE WORDS. 92 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:50,450 NELS, THIS IS DIFFERENT. 93 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,240 THIS IS JUST GOOD POLITICS. 94 00:06:52,410 --> 00:06:53,530 WHAT? 95 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:56,240 WELL, YOUR DAUGHTER IS GOING TO BE 96 00:06:56,410 --> 00:06:58,870 ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE SCHOOL. HA HA! 97 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,330 NOW I HAVE TO SEE TO THE ROAST. 98 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,880 LETTIN' 'EM HAVE CANDY ALL THE TIME. 99 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,710 WHEN THEY HAVE ALL THEIRS PULLED, 100 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,630 WE'LL JUST LET THEM BORROW YOUR TEETH. 101 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,010 WHAT DID YOU SAY, NELS? 102 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:13,300 OH, I JUST SAID THAT, UH... 103 00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:17,260 THAT ROAST... I JUST BET THAT'S A GOOD PIECE OF BEEF. 104 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,330 ALL RIGHT, CLASS. TIME FOR THE NOMINATION. 105 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:44,040 [STUDENTS TALKING AT ONCE] 106 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:47,250 NOW, WE'RE GOING TO HOLD OUR ELECTION JUST LIKE THE NATIONAL ELECTION-- 107 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:50,760 THE ONE THAT GAVE US RUTHERFORD B. HAYES FOR OUR NEW PRESIDENT-- 108 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,170 AND WE START WITH NOMINATIONS, 109 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:55,390 AND THEN THE CANDIDATES WILL HAVE 2 WEEKS TO CAMPAIGN, 110 00:07:55,550 --> 00:07:57,100 AND THEN WE'LL HAVE OUR ELECTION. 111 00:07:57,260 --> 00:07:59,220 I'M GOING TO VOTE DEMOCRAT. 112 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:00,600 Miss Beadle: KENNETH. 113 00:08:00,770 --> 00:08:03,310 THERE'LL BE NO POLITICAL PARTY, ONLY CANDIDATES. 114 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:04,850 AND THE GIRLS WILL WIN. 115 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:07,900 [STUDENTS TALKING AT ONCE] 116 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,860 CLASS! YOU WILL SPEAK ONLY WITH PERMISSION, 117 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:11,820 OR WE'LL HAVE NO ELECTION. 118 00:08:16,990 --> 00:08:18,660 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S BETTER. 119 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:26,500 ALL RIGHT, THE FLOOR IS NOW OPEN FOR NOMINATIONS. 120 00:08:26,670 --> 00:08:28,920 I NOMMA-- NOMMA-- 121 00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:31,130 "NOMINATE." 122 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:32,670 YEAH. 123 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,300 MY SISTER WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT. 124 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:38,350 ALL RIGHT. DOES ANYONE SECOND THE MOTION? 125 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:44,850 PSST! 126 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:47,060 I SECOND THE NOMINATION. 127 00:08:48,770 --> 00:08:50,190 FINE. 128 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,440 NELLIE. 129 00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:56,110 Nellie: MISS BEADLE? 130 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,160 YES, NELLIE. 131 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,820 I MOVE THAT THE NOMINATIONS BE CLOSED. 132 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:02,740 Students: YOU CAN'T DO THAT! 133 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:07,000 UH, NELLIE, WE NEED MORE THAN ONE CANDIDATE FOR AN ELECTION. 134 00:09:07,170 --> 00:09:08,210 SEE? 135 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:10,380 DO WE HAVE ANY OTHER NOMINATIONS? 136 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:15,220 YES, JIM. 137 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,180 I NOMINATE MARY INGALLS. 138 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:20,260 [STUDENTS TALKING SOFTLY] 139 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:23,100 UH, DOES ANYONE SECOND THE MOTION? STEVE. 140 00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:25,310 I SECOND THE NOMINATION. 141 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:26,980 FINE. 142 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,860 DO WE HAVE ANY OTHER NOMINATIONS? 143 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,530 I GOT ONE, MISS BEADLE. 144 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,280 ELMER DOBKINS! 145 00:09:37,450 --> 00:09:38,280 [STUDENTS LAUGH] 146 00:09:38,450 --> 00:09:39,910 Boy: YEAH, I SECOND IT. 147 00:09:40,070 --> 00:09:41,620 GOOD OLD ELMER FOR PRESIDENT. 148 00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:44,160 WE NEED ONE BOY TO RUN AGAINST THE GIRLS. 149 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:46,250 [LAUGHTER] 150 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:49,040 WHY DIDN'T YOU NOMINATE ME FASTER? 151 00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:52,710 I FORGOT, AND ANYWAYS, YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH GUMDROPS. 152 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,090 THAT'S OK. I CAN GET MORE. 153 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,510 JIM, THANKS FOR NOMINATING ME. 154 00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:56,590 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 155 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,050 IT WAS JUST NICE, YOU BEING A BOY AND ALL. 156 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:00,930 JUST TRYING TO BE FAIR. 157 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,390 WELL, THANKS. SEE YA! 158 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:04,850 SEE YA! 159 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:12,730 [BOYS LAUGHING] 160 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,320 ALL RIGHT. 161 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,360 "JUST TRYING TO BE FAIR." THAT'S A GOOD ONE! 162 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:17,740 DUMB ELMER FOR PRESIDENT. 163 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,240 IT'S GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED. 164 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:20,660 IT'LL BE FUNNIER WHEN HE WINS. 165 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,370 YEAH, IT'LL PROVE THAT A BOY DON'T KNOW NOTHING 166 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:23,410 IS BETTER THAN THE SMARTEST GIRL. 167 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:25,410 WE CAN'T LOSE. WITH THE 2 GIRLS RUNNING, 168 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:26,750 THEY'LL SPLIT THE GIRLS' VOTES, 169 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:28,120 AND ALL THE BOYS WILL VOTE FOR ELMER. 170 00:10:28,290 --> 00:10:29,250 HEY, THAT'S RIGHT. 171 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:30,750 AH, THAT'S GOOD. 172 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,080 COME ON, LET'S GO. 173 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,130 LOOK. 174 00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:41,130 NO. YOU MISSPELLED IT. 175 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,590 KIDS WON'T CARE. 176 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:43,600 WELL, I DO. 177 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:46,010 BESIDES, I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED. 178 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,100 HEY, EVERYBODY. 179 00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:48,480 HELLO. PA, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS! 180 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,190 UH, LET ME SEE. YOU GOT 100 ON AN ARITHMETIC TEST? 181 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,400 Laura: MM-MMM. 182 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,270 YOU GOT A ZERO ON AN ARITHMETIC TEST? [CHUCKLES] 183 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,770 NO. 184 00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:58,740 UH, YOUR SISTER MARY GOT NOMINATED FOR CLASS PRESIDENT? [CHUCKLES] 185 00:10:58,900 --> 00:10:59,940 YOU PEEKED. 186 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:01,780 NO, I DIDN'T. I SAW NELS IN THE MERCANTILE. 187 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:02,780 HE TOLD ME. 188 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:04,280 CONGRATULATIONS, MADAM PRESIDENT. 189 00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:05,950 Mary: THANKS, BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD 190 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,200 SAVE THE CONGRATULATIONS FOR NELLIE. 191 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:10,460 NO, I'M GOING TO MANAGE YOUR CAMPAIGN. 192 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:11,790 SHE'S GOING TO WIN. 193 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,460 I VOTE FOR MARY. 194 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:15,880 THERE, YOU SEE? 195 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,460 I GUARANTEE YOU, CARRIE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE 196 00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:19,090 WHO'S GOING TO VOTE FOR YOU. 197 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:21,590 Mary: NONE OF THE GIRLS WILL AFTER THEY GO TO NELLIE'S PARTY. 198 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,090 WHAT PARTY'S THAT? 199 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:26,010 NELLIE INVITED ALL THE GIRLS TO HER HOUSE, EXCEPT US, 200 00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:27,680 FOR ICE CREAM AND CAKE TOMORROW. 201 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:29,680 WELL, I TELL YOU, YOU JUST FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE. 202 00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:31,140 HAVE A PARTY OF YOUR OWN. 203 00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:33,690 THAT'S JUST WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO... NEXT SATURDAY. 204 00:11:33,850 --> 00:11:35,900 TWO DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION... 205 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,480 GOOD. WE'LL HAVE ROASTING EARS AND POPCORN. 206 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:41,990 AND SOME CIDER. HOW DOES THAT SOUND, HUH? [CHUCKLES] 207 00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:45,990 THERE. ALL FINISHED. 208 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,330 Laura: HOW'S IT LOOK? 209 00:11:47,490 --> 00:11:50,040 WELL, LET ME TAKE A LOOK HERE. 210 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:53,160 HMM, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB MYSELF. 211 00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:55,170 YOU SEE THAT, MA? 212 00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:56,790 CHARLES, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D ENCOURAGE THE GIRLS 213 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,170 TO PUT UP SIGNS LIKE THAT. 214 00:11:58,340 --> 00:12:00,050 IT'S JUST LIKE THE ELECTION ONES IN THE PAPER. 215 00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:02,300 YEAH, BUT YOUR MOTHER IS RIGHT. 216 00:12:02,470 --> 00:12:04,050 I TELL YOU WHAT YOU DO. 217 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:06,140 JUST MAKE NELLIE'S CURLS A LOT LONGER 218 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,140 AND GIVE HER SOME LICORICE WHIPS. 219 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,350 [LAUGHTER] 220 00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:17,480 COME ON, BOY. 221 00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:20,730 EASY NOW. 222 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,990 EASY. 223 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:25,030 THERE WE GO. 224 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,660 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. 225 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,710 LET'S SEE YOUR NECK. 226 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:50,970 HI. 227 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:54,100 HIS NECK'S ALMOST BETTER, PA. 228 00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:56,060 I CAN SEE THAT. 229 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,310 DO YOU THINK IF I PUT HIM BACK WITH THE OTHER CHICKENS 230 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,980 THEY'LL DO IT AGAIN? 231 00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:04,530 WELL, THEY JUST MIGHT. 232 00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:10,240 WHY? IT'S NOT JUST ONE CHICKEN. 233 00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:13,240 BUT IT'S THE WHOLE FLOCK A-PECKING AT HIM. 234 00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:15,410 WELL, IT'S THEIR NATURE. 235 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:16,790 PLAIN WICKED. 236 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,420 THEY ALMOST PECKED HIS EYE OUT. 237 00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:25,340 WELL... 238 00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:27,930 WELL, HE LOOKS FINE NOW. 239 00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:31,600 NECK'S ALL HEALED, TOO. 240 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:37,310 [SQUEAKING] 241 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:44,530 HOW'S THAT SICK SQUIRREL OF YOURS DOING? 242 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:48,820 GOOD. HIS LEG IS ALMOST LIKE NEW. 243 00:13:48,990 --> 00:13:51,280 HE EVEN EATS OUT OF MY HAND. 244 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,330 YEAH. 245 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,710 IT'S TIME YOU CAME IN, GOT WASHED UP. 246 00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,210 SUPPER'S ALMOST READY. 247 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:03,130 ALL RIGHT. I GOT TO FEED MY RABBIT FIRST, 248 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,960 BUT I'LL HURRY. 249 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,760 MA WAS SURPRISED I GOT NOMINATED. 250 00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,680 NOT MORE THAN I WAS. 251 00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:17,180 WHO WAS IT PUT YOUR NAME IN? 252 00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:19,600 JOEL AND KENNY. 253 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:22,520 THEY SAID THEY'D HELP ME GET ELECTED, TOO. 254 00:14:22,690 --> 00:14:26,070 I THOUGHT YOU WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH THOSE TWO BOYS. 255 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,570 DIDN'T THEY TRIP YOU, 256 00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:29,860 TEAR YOUR PANTS OR SOMETHING? 257 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,330 THEY DIDN'T MEAN NO HARM. 258 00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:37,080 HAPPENED MORE THAN ONCE, DIDN'T IT? 259 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:38,160 THAT OTHER TIME, 260 00:14:38,330 --> 00:14:41,290 I TORE MY SHIRT ON A BUSH. 261 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,840 OH, I SEE. 262 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,880 WELL, IT'S TIME YOU GOT A MOVE ON, YOUNG FELLA. 263 00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:52,300 SUPPER WILL BE WAITING. 264 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,400 POTATOES AREN'T QUITE DONE. 265 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:06,770 THAT'S JUST AS WELL. HE'S GOT TO FEED HIS RABBITS. 266 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,690 SHOULD HAVE HAD THAT DONE BY NOW, 267 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:12,660 BUT HE WAS SETTING OUT THERE PETTING THAT LITTLE CHICKEN. 268 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,030 HE TAKES GOOD CARE OF IT. 269 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,780 NOW, IF HE HAD HIS WAY, 270 00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:19,580 THAT WHOLE BARN WOULD BE FULL OF SICK STRAYS. 271 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,710 YOU KNOW, I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT NOMINATION. 272 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,760 IT'S THE BAGBY AND TURNER BOYS THAT PUT HIM UP TO IT. 273 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,340 I HOPE YOU TOLD HIM NOT TO COUNT ON WINNING. 274 00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:35,930 NOT YET...BUT I WILL. 275 00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:42,480 YOU KNOW, UH, 276 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,940 KIDS ARE LIKE CHICKENS. 277 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:48,320 SOMEBODY DIFFERENT, LIKE ELMER, 278 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,360 SLOW THINKER, 279 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:53,150 CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE OTHERS-- 280 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,570 THEY SET OUT TO PECK HIM TO PIECES. 281 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:56,530 DOES HE KNOW? 282 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,910 OH, OF COURSE HE KNOWS. 283 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,540 HE'S SLOW, ELLEN, BUT HE'S NOT STUPID. 284 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,620 IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BOTHER HIM. 285 00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:05,080 WELL, IT DOESN'T BOTHER HIM 286 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:07,630 THAT HE'S TWO YEARS BEHIND THE OTHER KIDS HIS AGE EITHER. 287 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,590 WE KEPT HIM OUT OF SCHOOL. 288 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,840 YEAH, BECAUSE OF WHAT THE KIDS 289 00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:15,840 AND THAT SPRINGFIELD TEACHER DID TO HIM. 290 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:20,640 A BOY DOESN'T TAKE TO BOOKS IS NO REASON TO HOLD HIM UP TO SHAME. 291 00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:34,610 MIGHT HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE 292 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:37,780 TO PUT HIM IN SCHOOL HERE, TOO. 293 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:41,740 HE WANTS TO GO, SAM. 294 00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:45,290 YEAH... 295 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,000 LIKE THAT LITTLE CHICKEN 296 00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:48,420 WANTS TO... 297 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,670 RUN WITH THE FLOCK 298 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,920 AND GET PECKED TO DEATH. 299 00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:41,010 WILLIE... 300 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,520 I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING. 301 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:52,820 I DON'T WANT IT. 302 00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:54,190 YES, YOU DO. 303 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,360 IT'S SOMETHING YOU'VE BEEN WANTING FOR A LONG TIME. 304 00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:59,110 NO. I AIN'T GONNA HELP YOU. 305 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,370 KENNY AND JOEL SAID I SHOULDN'T VOTE FOR YOU, 306 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:02,620 AND I AIN'T GONNA. 307 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:06,120 ALL RIGHT. TAKE IT ANYWAY. 308 00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:09,040 GO ON, TAKE IT. 309 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:24,850 GOOD. 310 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,770 THE BEST IN THE STORE. 311 00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:28,060 THANKS. 312 00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:31,230 GO AHEAD. SMOKE IT. 313 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,650 I AM. 314 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:37,240 NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME WIN THE ELECTION, 315 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,320 AND YOU'RE GOING TO VOTE FOR ME. 316 00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:41,240 AM NOT! 317 00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:42,490 YOU PROMISE RIGHT NOW, 318 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:45,410 OR I'LL GO TELL PA I CAUGHT YOU SMOKING A CIGAR. 319 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:46,950 BUT YOU GAVE IT TO ME. 320 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,080 HE WON'T BELIEVE THAT. 321 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,040 I'LL TELL HIM YOU SWIPED IT. 322 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,290 NOW, YOU'LL DO AS I SAY. 323 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:54,040 YOU'RE GOING TO COME TO MY PARTY, 324 00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:57,260 AND YOU'LL TELL EVERYONE TO VOTE FOR ME, AND... 325 00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:59,670 WILLIE, COME BACK HERE! 326 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,530 YOU'RE GOING TO THE WRONG PLACE. 327 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,290 NELLIE SAID THE PARTY IS GONNA BE IN THE HOUSE. 328 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,830 THERE'S GONNA BE CAKE AND PUNCH AND ICE CREAM 329 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,500 AND GAMES IN THE YARD, 330 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,000 AND NELLIE SAID NOT TO BRING A PRESENT. 331 00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:37,340 JUST BRING YOUR VOTE. 332 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,130 [BELL RINGS] 333 00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:45,390 11, 12... 334 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:47,390 THERE'S JUST A DOZEN TODAY, HUH? 335 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,720 YES, SIR. 336 00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:51,020 WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE QUITE A PARTY, ISN'T IT? 337 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,980 OH, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE GAMES AND PUNCH 338 00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:55,520 AND COOKIES AND ICE CREAM. 339 00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:59,230 NELLIE'S INVITED JUST--WELL, EVERY GIRL IN THE SCHOOL. 340 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,610 NOT QUITE. 341 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:01,940 LAURA. 342 00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:05,110 WELL, YOU ARE GOING, AREN'T YOU? 343 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,570 NO, SIR. 344 00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:08,780 BUT YOU WERE INVITED. 345 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:11,200 NO, SIR. 346 00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:14,250 I...THINK NELLIE FORGOT. 347 00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:16,750 WELL, I'LL SEE TO THAT. 348 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,630 YOU ARE INVITED AS OF RIGHT NOW. 349 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:23,010 THANK YOU, BUT... 350 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,010 BUT WE HAVE CHORES. 351 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,300 ON SATURDAY? 352 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,390 UH...YES! 353 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,060 THANKS JUST THE SAME. 354 00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,400 [BELL RINGS] 355 00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:48,280 Elmer: HI. 356 00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:50,370 HI. HI. 357 00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:59,420 BUNCH OF GIRLS OVER THERE. 358 00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:02,920 BOSSY NELLIE TWEED'S AT IT AGAIN. 359 00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:04,670 WHO? 360 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,300 OH, THAT'S LAURA'S JOKE. 361 00:21:06,470 --> 00:21:08,640 BOSS TWEED WAS A NEW YORK POLITICIAN. 362 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,890 OH, I GUESS I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HIM. 363 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,350 HE GOT PUT IN JAIL FOR STEALING VOTES... 364 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,390 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 365 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,100 AND THAT'S WHAT NELLIE'S DOING. 366 00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:20,310 LAURA, SHE'S JUST HAVING A PARTY. 367 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,570 HOW COME YOU AREN'T OVER THERE? 368 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:25,990 BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WE'RE NOT 369 00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:27,660 GOING TO VOTE FOR HER. 370 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:31,330 BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT MARY'S GOING TO WIN. 371 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:32,740 WELL, I HOPE YOU DO. 372 00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:38,080 WELL, YOU HAVE A GOOD CHANCE, TOO, ELMER. 373 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:42,000 NAH. KENNY AND JOEL ARE ALWAYS DOING THINGS LIKE THAT. 374 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:44,510 NOBODY WILL PAY ANY MIND. 375 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,630 WOULDN'T BE TOO SURE. 376 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,930 YOU COULD VOTE FOR YOURSELF. 377 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,970 NAH. 378 00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:54,390 ONE VOTE WOULDN'T MEAN MUCH. 379 00:21:57,230 --> 00:21:58,440 WELL, WE GOT TO GO. 380 00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,770 SEE YOU IN SCHOOL. 381 00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:00,810 BYE. 382 00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:02,480 BYE. BYE. 383 00:22:23,630 --> 00:22:27,090 ELMER'S PRETTY SURE HIS SQUIRREL'S GOING TO HAVE YOUNG 'UNS. 384 00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:29,430 FIGURES... 385 00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:32,140 PRICE OF SEED'S GOING UP AGAIN. 386 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:34,760 SAM, IS THAT YOUR WAY OF SAYING 387 00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:37,980 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO FEED A FEW BABY SQUIRRELS? 388 00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:41,150 I DIDN'T SAY THAT, AND I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 389 00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:43,980 HE SETS GREAT STORE BY HIS ANIMALS. 390 00:22:44,150 --> 00:22:45,690 THAT HE DOES. 391 00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:49,530 HE GETS ALONG BETTER WITH THEM THAN HE DOES WITH PEOPLE. 392 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,240 IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT WAS IN SPRINGFIELD. 393 00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:56,950 YEAH... 394 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,910 I'VE GOT SOME DOUBTS ABOUT THAT, ELLEN. 395 00:23:02,330 --> 00:23:05,170 WE BOTH HAVE. 396 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:06,460 SO DOES ELMER. 397 00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:09,970 HE DOESN'T EXPECT TO COME ANYWHERE CLOSE TO WINNING. 398 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:16,060 HE DID ASK ME TO FIX HIM A SHIRT FOR ELECTION DAY. 399 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:19,180 YEAH, HE THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE ONE OF MY OLD ONES 400 00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:21,140 AND CUT IT DOWN TO SIZE. 401 00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:24,150 BUT YOU'RE MAKING HIM A BRAND-NEW ONE, AREN'T YOU? 402 00:23:24,310 --> 00:23:26,190 THE LEAST I COULD DO. 403 00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:29,780 YEAH... 404 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:32,030 THE VERY LEAST. 405 00:23:39,910 --> 00:23:42,500 THAT'S PLENTY, DARLING, THANK YOU. 406 00:23:42,670 --> 00:23:44,420 WHO ALL'S COMING TO THIS PARTY OF YOURS? 407 00:23:44,580 --> 00:23:46,670 ALL THE KIDS IN THE SCHOOL EXCEPT NELLIE AND WILLIE. 408 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,380 AH, TURNABOUT'S FAIR PLAY, HUH? 409 00:23:48,550 --> 00:23:50,710 NELLIE HAD HER PARTY TO GET VOTES, NOW IT'S MARY'S TURN. 410 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:51,840 THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. 411 00:23:52,010 --> 00:23:54,390 WELL, IF I REMEMBER MY SCHOOL DAYS CORRECTLY, 412 00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:55,850 I'M AFRAID THAT THESE TWO PARTIES ARE 413 00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:57,510 JUST GOING TO WIN THE ELECTION FOR ELMER. 414 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,560 OH, NO, PA. 415 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,520 WELL, SURE. YOU GOT TWO GIRLS RUNNING. 416 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,020 THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO VOTE FOR THE GIRLS. 417 00:24:03,190 --> 00:24:05,310 THAT'LL SPLIT THEIR VOTE. AND ALL THE BOYS WILL VOTE FOR ELMER. 418 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,810 AND HE'LL WIN. 419 00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:09,020 THAT'S WHY JIM NOMINATED ME! 420 00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:10,940 I THOUGHT HE WAS BEING NICE. 421 00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:13,070 WHAT DO WE DO NOW, PA? 422 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,910 WELL, AFRAID THERE'S NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO. 423 00:24:16,070 --> 00:24:17,910 JUST BE AS NICE AS YOU CAN TO THE VOTERS, 424 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,410 SHAKE A LOT OF HANDS, 425 00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:22,410 AND PRAY FOR A MIRACLE. 426 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:44,440 COME ON! SOMEBODY'S COMING! 427 00:24:50,070 --> 00:24:52,940 HI, ELMER! 428 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,610 Elmer: HI. 429 00:25:01,450 --> 00:25:04,160 I BROUGHT SOME ROASTING EARS. 430 00:25:04,330 --> 00:25:05,830 PA SAID I HAD TO 431 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,630 'CAUSE YOU FOLKS DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I EAT. 432 00:25:07,790 --> 00:25:09,880 IT WOULDN'T MATTER. WE GOT PLENTY. 433 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,750 YEAH, ALL THESE AND MORE ROASTING IN THE HOUSE. 434 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,010 YOU--YOU EXPECTING LOTS OF KIDS, HUH? 435 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:18,180 YEAH, QUITE A FEW, I GUESS. 436 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,310 SOMETHING I OUGHT TO TELL YOU. 437 00:25:21,470 --> 00:25:25,060 BUNCH OF GIRLS COMING OUT HERE AHEAD OF ME... 438 00:25:25,230 --> 00:25:26,480 WELL, THEY ROUNDED THE CORNER, 439 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:30,060 AND NELLIE AND WILLIE ARE SITTING THERE WITH A BOX FULL OF-- 440 00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:31,940 CANDY! 441 00:25:32,110 --> 00:25:35,530 SHE'S BUYING VOTES AGAIN! 442 00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:45,160 SHE SURE MAKES IT EASY. 443 00:25:45,330 --> 00:25:48,000 THE KIDS JUST STAYED WITH NELLIE AND THE CANDY, HUH? 444 00:25:48,170 --> 00:25:53,710 SHE--SHE WAS PROMISING CAKE AND STUFF AT HER HOUSE. 445 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,840 ALL--ALL THE KIDS AREN'T GOING TO VOTE FOR HER. 446 00:25:57,010 --> 00:25:58,550 I HEARD SOME SAY SO. 447 00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:02,100 I HOPE THEY ALL GET SICK. 448 00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:05,810 I GUESS YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY PARTY, HUH? 449 00:26:07,890 --> 00:26:09,230 SURE WE WILL. 450 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,650 WE DON'T NEED THEM. 451 00:26:10,810 --> 00:26:13,520 WE'LL HAVE A PARTY OF OUR OWN. 452 00:26:13,690 --> 00:26:16,280 OH, GOOD, I CAN EAT A WHOLE BUNCH. 453 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,650 SURE! 454 00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:19,820 COME ON, ELMER, I'LL RACE YOU TO THE HOUSE. 455 00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:22,030 OH, NO. 456 00:26:26,870 --> 00:26:29,790 "ELECTION" IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR SHOUTING MATCH. 457 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,000 CANDIDATES WILL SAY ANYTHING TO GET ELECTED. 458 00:26:32,170 --> 00:26:34,000 THEY'LL MAKE YOU PROMISES AND JOB OFFERS 459 00:26:34,170 --> 00:26:35,550 AND MORE PROMISES. 460 00:26:35,710 --> 00:26:38,260 THE LAST FEDERAL ELECTION, SAM TILDEN THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE PRESIDENT. 461 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,880 ALL HE NEEDED WAS ONE MORE ELECTORAL VOTE TO WIN IT ALL. 462 00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:42,800 THEY USED TO HAVE SOLDIERS, DIDN'T THEY? 463 00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:44,050 THAT'S RIGHT, DARLING, FEDERAL TROOPS 464 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:45,560 JUST TO GET AN HONEST COUNT. 465 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,890 WHEN IT WAS ALL OVER, RUTHERFORD B. HAYES WAS THE NEW PRESIDENT. 466 00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:50,520 IF NELLIE IS COUNTING, WE COULD USE SOME TROOPS. 467 00:26:50,690 --> 00:26:53,270 I THINK MISS BEADLE CAN HANDLE IT ALL RIGHT. 468 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,980 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO CAMPAIGN THIS WEEK, 469 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:56,230 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 470 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,490 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TO IMPROVE THE SCHOOL? 471 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,490 HAVE 4 RECESSES! 472 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:01,450 [LAUGHTER] 473 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,570 THAT'S PLAIN SILLY. 474 00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:03,990 I'D VOTE FOR IT. 475 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,580 WELL, I'M AFRAID THE SCHOOL BOARD WOULDN'T GO FOR IT. 476 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,580 DO THE CANDIDATES 477 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:09,120 KEEP ALL THE PROMISES THAT THEY MAKE? 478 00:27:09,290 --> 00:27:11,250 OH, A FEW, BUT NOT VERY MANY. 479 00:27:11,420 --> 00:27:12,420 ISN'T THAT KIND OF LYING, 480 00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:14,420 MAKING PROMISES YOU DON'T KEEP? 481 00:27:14,590 --> 00:27:16,340 WELL, IT'S NOT KIND OF LIKE LYING, SWEETHEART. 482 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:18,300 IT'S JUST PLAIN OLD LYING. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. 483 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,470 DON'T THE CANDIDATES CALL EACH OTHER NAMES? 484 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,050 MOST OF THE TIME. 485 00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:26,010 I COULD THINK OF SOME GOOD NAMES FOR NELLIE OLESON. 486 00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:28,850 HEY, NOW, COME ON. THAT JUST MAKES YOU ENEMIES, NOT FRIENDS. 487 00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:31,310 I THINK YOU TWO OUGHT TO GET YOURSELVES TO BED NOW, TOO. 488 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,650 IT'S GETTING LATE. 489 00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:38,780 I THINK I'LL JUST LIST THE THINGS I THINK WILL MAKE THE SCHOOL BETTER 490 00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:39,900 AND MAKE MY SPEECH. 491 00:27:40,070 --> 00:27:41,570 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, AND DON'T GIVE UP. 492 00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:43,320 REMEMBER, HAYES WON BY JUST ONE VOTE. 493 00:27:43,490 --> 00:27:44,280 OK. 494 00:27:44,450 --> 00:27:45,370 GOOD NIGHT. HAVE A GOOD SLEEP. 495 00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:46,370 GOOD NIGHT, PA. 496 00:27:46,530 --> 00:27:48,410 YOU TOO, SLEEPYHEAD. THANKS FOR THE HELP. 497 00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:49,290 I LOVE YOU. 498 00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:51,500 GOOD NIGHT, PA. GOOD NIGHT. 499 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,120 PA? YEAH. 500 00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:55,170 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HELP MORE THAN ANYTHING? 501 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:58,590 IF OLESON'S MERCANTILE RAN CLEAR OUT OF CANDY. 502 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,220 GO ON, GET YOURSELF TO BED. 503 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:03,470 GOOD NIGHT, PA. GOOD NIGHT, DARLING. 504 00:28:43,470 --> 00:28:45,300 HEY, ELMER. 505 00:28:45,470 --> 00:28:46,680 WHY, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 506 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:48,930 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WIN THE ELECTION? 507 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:50,810 GOT TO GET YOURSELF TO THAT STUMP OVER THERE, 508 00:28:50,970 --> 00:28:53,140 HOP UP ON IT, AND TELL EVERYONE TO VOTE FOR YOU. 509 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,350 NO... 510 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,310 COME ON, WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO HELP YOU WIN THE ELECTION, 511 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,360 AND WE'RE GOING TO DO IT. 512 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,730 RIGHT THIS WAY, MR. CANDIDATE. 513 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:09,240 COME ON, EVERYBODY. LOOK AT THIS SHOW. 514 00:29:09,410 --> 00:29:10,370 WATCH THIS. 515 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,700 YOU TELL THEM, MR. CANDIDATE. 516 00:29:11,870 --> 00:29:13,250 YEAH, TELL THEM WHAT YOU'LL DO TO GET THEIR VOTE. 517 00:29:13,410 --> 00:29:14,710 WILL HE EAT WORMS? 518 00:29:14,870 --> 00:29:15,870 Joel: ONE WORM FOR EVERY VOTE. 519 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,710 HE DID IT BEFORE, AND HE'LL DO IT AGAIN... 520 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,460 STAND ON HIS HEAD, TOO. COME ON, ELMER, SHOW THEM. 521 00:29:20,630 --> 00:29:22,000 ALL RIGHT, UP YOU COME. 522 00:29:22,170 --> 00:29:23,630 [LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE'LL DO? 523 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,760 VOTE FOR ELMER HERE, 524 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,050 AND HE'LL COME RUNNING WHEN YOU WHISTLE. 525 00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:27,890 HE'LL SCRATCH YOUR BACK OR TIE YOUR SHOE. 526 00:29:28,050 --> 00:29:29,390 OR HE'LL DO YOUR PROBLEMS. 527 00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:31,310 YOU'LL GET A ZERO, LIKE HE DOES, BUT HE'LL STILL DO THEM. 528 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:34,020 THAT WILL BE QUITE ENOUGH! 529 00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:38,940 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 530 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:40,440 JUST CAMPAIGNING, MISS BEADLE. 531 00:29:40,610 --> 00:29:43,230 THAT KIND OF CAMPAIGNING WE CAN DO WITHOUT, 532 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,530 AND IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD OUT OF EITHER ONE OF YOU, 533 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,780 YOU'RE GOING TO STAY AFTER SCHOOL. 534 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,830 ALL RIGHT, RECESS IS OVER. YOU CAN GO IN. 535 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,790 SAM... 536 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,630 I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN. 537 00:30:42,790 --> 00:30:44,290 THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING SHIRT. 538 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:46,960 ELECTION DAY TOMORROW. 539 00:30:47,130 --> 00:30:49,050 FIGURED HE OUGHT TO LOOK HIS BEST. 540 00:30:50,510 --> 00:30:52,550 WHERE IS HE? 541 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,510 FEEDING HIS ANIMALS. 542 00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:58,350 THE SICK STRAYS. 543 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,350 YEAH. 544 00:31:11,820 --> 00:31:15,080 MISS BEADLE... 545 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,330 FELLOW OPPONENTS, 546 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,120 CLASSMATES... 547 00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,210 I... 548 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:27,420 MISS BEADLE, 549 00:31:27,590 --> 00:31:31,380 FELLOW OPPONENTS, CLASSMATES... 550 00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:36,220 I'M VERY PROUD TO BE NOMINATED. 551 00:31:39,310 --> 00:31:41,440 I HOPE... 552 00:31:42,730 --> 00:31:45,860 Sam: PRACTICING, HUH? 553 00:31:46,020 --> 00:31:48,690 YEAH, TRYING. 554 00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:51,950 HMM... 555 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:55,870 BEFORE YOU DO ANY MORE SPEECHMAKING, 556 00:31:56,030 --> 00:31:58,200 WE GOT TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 557 00:32:00,370 --> 00:32:02,160 NOW, WHAT WERE THOSE TWO BOYS 558 00:32:02,330 --> 00:32:05,080 DOING TO YOU TODAY IN THE SCHOOLYARD? 559 00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:10,960 HMM? 560 00:32:12,010 --> 00:32:17,220 UM...THEY WAS JUST MAKING JOKES. 561 00:32:17,390 --> 00:32:19,510 YEAH, YOUR FRIENDS... 562 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,230 THE TWO THAT WERE GOING TO HELP YOU GET ELECTED. 563 00:32:23,390 --> 00:32:25,310 UH...YEAH. 564 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,070 WELL, I HEARD THE PART ABOUT YOU EATING WORMS, 565 00:32:28,230 --> 00:32:31,780 AND ENOUGH MORE TO KNOW THAT THEY'RE NOT YOUR FRIENDS. 566 00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:35,780 THEY DIDN'T MEAN NO HARM. 567 00:32:35,950 --> 00:32:38,700 [SIGHS] 568 00:32:41,830 --> 00:32:44,210 THAT'S YOUR IDEA, 569 00:32:44,370 --> 00:32:46,040 AND MINE'S DIFFERENT. 570 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:50,000 NOW, SOMEBODY FED YOU WORMS. 571 00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:51,920 NOW, WHO WAS IT? 572 00:32:57,140 --> 00:32:59,300 NOW, TELL ME, SON. 573 00:32:59,470 --> 00:33:02,310 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET IN ANY TROUBLE 574 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,890 UNLESS YOU LIE. 575 00:33:06,270 --> 00:33:08,020 IT... 576 00:33:08,190 --> 00:33:10,270 LOOK, IT WAS JOEL. 577 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,740 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 578 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:16,240 YOU KNOW, 579 00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:17,660 THEY DIDN'T NOMINATE YOU 580 00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:21,160 BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT YOU COULD GET ELECTED. 581 00:33:21,330 --> 00:33:24,450 THEY'RE JUST PICKING ON YOU. 582 00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:29,960 THE WAY THAT--THE WAY THAT WHOLE FLOCK 583 00:33:30,130 --> 00:33:33,010 PECKS AT THAT LITTLE CHICKEN. 584 00:33:33,170 --> 00:33:35,300 [SIGHS] 585 00:33:35,470 --> 00:33:38,260 I'M GOING TO TALK TO THEIR PARENTS IN THE MORNING. 586 00:33:38,430 --> 00:33:40,720 PA, PLEASE! 587 00:33:40,890 --> 00:33:43,600 PLEASE DON'T. 588 00:33:43,770 --> 00:33:46,560 IT'LL JUST MAKE THINGS WORSE. 589 00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:53,070 WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO YOU NOW... 590 00:33:53,230 --> 00:33:55,690 HOW COULD IT BE WORSE? 591 00:33:57,410 --> 00:34:01,780 PLEASE... IT JUST WILL. 592 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,870 ALL RIGHT. 593 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,960 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO TELL MISS BEADLE 594 00:34:10,130 --> 00:34:13,340 THAT YOU'RE NOT RUNNING FOR ANYTHING... 595 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:16,260 NOW OR EVER. 596 00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:18,970 NOW, YOU GOT THAT? 597 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,720 YES, SIR. 598 00:34:50,330 --> 00:34:53,710 THERE. LOOKS REAL NICE, IF I DO SAY IT MYSELF. 599 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,710 IT'S A GOOD-LOOKING SHIRT. 600 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,800 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE MAKING IT. 601 00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,220 LITTLE ENOUGH. 602 00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:01,890 WE COULDN'T HAVE YOU WEARING AN OLD SHIRT ON ELECTION DAY. 603 00:35:02,050 --> 00:35:04,390 YEAH, MA. 604 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,720 YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU. 605 00:35:07,890 --> 00:35:09,180 YES, SIR. 606 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,910 AND WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 607 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,120 A TALK WE HAD IN THE BARN. 608 00:35:54,270 --> 00:35:57,110 Kenny: WE GOT TO DO THAT TEST FOR MISS BEADLE. 609 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,230 Joel: YEAH, I KNOW. 610 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,450 IF THERE'D BEEN A BIRD ON THAT BRANCH, 611 00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:06,620 I'D HAVE KILLED HIM DEAD. 612 00:36:06,780 --> 00:36:08,910 AW, YOU'D HAVE MISSED HIM, SAME AS ALWAYS. 613 00:36:15,630 --> 00:36:18,000 HEY, LOOK WHO'S OVER THERE. 614 00:36:19,380 --> 00:36:21,760 LET'S GO. 615 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,890 HI, ELMER. 616 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:31,810 ELMER, YOU LOOK MIGHTY FANCY FOR YOUR SPEECH TODAY. 617 00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:33,310 I AIN'T MAKING ANY SPEECHES, 618 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:34,770 AND I AIN'T GOING TO BE IN THE ELECTION. 619 00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:36,940 ARE YOU MAD BECAUSE WE WAS FUNNING YOU SOME? 620 00:36:37,110 --> 00:36:40,650 A LITTLE. MY PA WAS MAD. 621 00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:42,440 HE WAS RIDING BY, AND HE SAW IT. 622 00:36:42,610 --> 00:36:44,610 YOU TOLD HIM WE WAS ONLY JOKING, DIDN'T YOU? 623 00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:47,370 I TOLD HIM. 624 00:36:47,530 --> 00:36:51,080 BUT IF YOU DON'T RUN, WE AIN'T GOT A CANDIDATE. 625 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,660 FIND SOMEBODY ELSE. 626 00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:57,710 WE CAN'T. IT'S TOO LATE. 627 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:01,130 WELL, YOU CAN EAT WORMS AT RECESS, 628 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:05,010 AND YOU CAN TELL MISS BEADLE YOU WANT TO RUN. 629 00:37:07,430 --> 00:37:09,720 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, YOU TELL PRETTY GOOD JOKES YOURSELF. 630 00:37:09,890 --> 00:37:13,640 COME ON, ELMER. WE GOT TO GET YOU ELECTED. 631 00:37:13,810 --> 00:37:15,020 NOT ME. 632 00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:18,400 YOU DON'T WANT A GIRL FOR PRESIDENT, DO YOU? 633 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,690 I DON'T CARE. 634 00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:25,110 WELL, ALL RIGHT, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE PRESIDENT, 635 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,150 THAT'S FINE WITH US. 636 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,780 SURE IS. WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS. 637 00:37:27,950 --> 00:37:30,700 YEAH, WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS. WE UNDERSTAND. 638 00:37:30,870 --> 00:37:32,410 YOU DO? 639 00:37:32,580 --> 00:37:34,370 SURE, THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR. 640 00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:36,870 COME ON, WE'LL WALK TOGETHER. 641 00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:51,970 HEY, ELMER, SEEN THE NEW PIGLETS AT STINSON'S? 642 00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:52,930 UH-UH. 643 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,060 CUTE AS CAN BE. 644 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:55,850 ONE OF THEM'S GOT A BAD LEG, THOUGH. 645 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:56,940 THINK SO? 646 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:59,020 MAYBE WE OUGHT TO CHECK ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL. 647 00:37:59,190 --> 00:38:01,110 ALL RIGHT. 648 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,490 [PIGS SQUEALING] 649 00:38:17,250 --> 00:38:18,790 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 650 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,790 WELL... 651 00:38:22,210 --> 00:38:24,420 I DON'T SEE ANY OF THEM WITH A BAD LEG. 652 00:38:24,590 --> 00:38:26,460 TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. 653 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,930 [PIGS SQUEALING] 654 00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:36,560 Kenny: OH, BOY, LOOK AT HIM! 655 00:38:36,730 --> 00:38:39,440 [BOYS LAUGHING] 656 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,440 LOOK AT HIM. 657 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,940 DON'T BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. 658 00:38:42,110 --> 00:38:44,520 [BOYS LAUGHING] 659 00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:04,590 I'VE BEEN HONORED BY THE NOMINATION. 660 00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:06,800 IF ELECTED, I'LL DO MY BEST 661 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,720 TO MAKE OUR SCHOOL A BETTER ONE. 662 00:39:10,430 --> 00:39:12,890 MY PA SAYS CAMPAIGN PROMISES AREN'T WORTH MUCH, 663 00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:14,720 SO I WON'T MAKE ANY. 664 00:39:17,270 --> 00:39:18,770 IF YOU DO VOTE FOR ME, 665 00:39:18,930 --> 00:39:21,190 I'LL APPRECIATE IT. 666 00:39:22,810 --> 00:39:25,570 UH... 667 00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:26,820 THANK YOU. 668 00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:29,110 [APPLAUSE] 669 00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:32,360 THANK YOU, MARY. 670 00:39:32,530 --> 00:39:34,740 NELLIE, I BELIEVE YOU'RE NEXT. 671 00:39:37,450 --> 00:39:41,080 MISS BEADLE, CLASSMATES, FELLOW AMERICANS, 672 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:45,590 IT IS MY PLEASURE AND HONOR TO STAND BEFORE YOU TODAY 673 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:48,050 AS CANDIDATE TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT. 674 00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:51,380 THERE ARE MANY REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME... 675 00:39:51,550 --> 00:39:54,550 ONE MORE REASON TO PUNCH HER IN THE NOSE. 676 00:40:12,860 --> 00:40:15,120 AND FINALLY, YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME 677 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,870 BECAUSE MY MOTHER WILL GIVE A PARTY IF I WIN... 678 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,290 CAKE AND ICE CREAM, ALL YOU CAN EAT, 679 00:40:20,450 --> 00:40:22,710 AND EVERYONE WHO VOTES FOR ME IS INVITED. 680 00:40:22,870 --> 00:40:23,870 THANK YOU. 681 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,130 [APPLAUSE] 682 00:40:29,340 --> 00:40:30,760 ELMER! 683 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,590 [STUDENTS GIGGLE] 684 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,590 WHAT HAPPENED? 685 00:40:38,350 --> 00:40:39,720 I--IT'S NOTHING. 686 00:40:39,890 --> 00:40:42,350 I SLIPPED AND FELL. 687 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,600 DID THE OTHER BOYS 688 00:40:43,770 --> 00:40:45,810 HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS? 689 00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:48,860 I--I CAN'T SAY. 690 00:40:50,530 --> 00:40:53,030 ELMER, LOOK. I WANT YOU TO GO HOME, CLEAN UP, 691 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,990 YOU CAN COME BACK AND MAKE YOUR SPEECH, 692 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,320 AND WE'LL VOTE THIS AFTERNOON. 693 00:40:58,830 --> 00:41:00,200 IT'S ALL RIGHT, MISS BEADLE. 694 00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:03,910 I'M NOT RUNNING FOR NOTHING. 695 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,370 MY PA DON'T WANT ME TO. 696 00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:08,420 BESIDES, 697 00:41:08,590 --> 00:41:10,550 ME RUNNING FOR CLASS PRESIDENT, 698 00:41:10,710 --> 00:41:12,260 WE ALL KNOW THAT'S A JOKE. 699 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:13,510 [STUDENTS LAUGH] 700 00:41:13,670 --> 00:41:15,680 Miss Beadle: CLASS! 701 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,430 GO AHEAD AND LAUGH. 702 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,760 I KNOW I'M NOT SMART LIKE YOU. 703 00:41:20,930 --> 00:41:21,890 I DON'T EVEN KNOW 704 00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:25,020 WHAT A CLASS PRESIDENT'S SUPPOSED TO DO. 705 00:41:25,190 --> 00:41:27,310 BUT I--BUT I 706 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,110 KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT AND WRONG, 707 00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,940 AND IT AIN'T RIGHT 708 00:41:32,110 --> 00:41:34,150 FOR BIG KIDS TO BE PICKING ON LITTLE KIDS 709 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,610 JUST 'CAUSE THEY THINK 710 00:41:35,780 --> 00:41:38,870 IT'S FUN TO HURT SOMEBODY. 711 00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:42,830 AND IT AIN'T RIGHT TO GIVE SOMEONE SOMETHING 712 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,910 TO MAKE THEM VOTE FOR YOU. 713 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,660 JUST BECAUSE 714 00:41:46,830 --> 00:41:49,380 SOME FOLKS GOT MORE MONEY THAN OTHERS. 715 00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:53,000 IT AIN'T RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE... 716 00:41:53,170 --> 00:41:55,880 OR PUSH THEM IN THE MUD 717 00:41:56,050 --> 00:41:59,590 TO MAKE THEM LOOK SILLY. 718 00:42:01,390 --> 00:42:05,310 MY--MY MOTHER MADE ME THIS SHIRT 719 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:06,810 BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME. 720 00:42:06,980 --> 00:42:10,190 YOU PROBABLY ALL THINK THAT'S DUMB. 721 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,400 BUT THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG AROUND HERE. 722 00:42:13,570 --> 00:42:17,400 PEOPLE DON'T PAY NO MIND TO OTHER PEOPLE'S CARINGS. 723 00:42:19,490 --> 00:42:23,200 I HOPE WHOEVER GETS TO BE CLASS PRESIDENT 724 00:42:23,370 --> 00:42:25,950 SEES TO IT THAT THE LITTLE KIDS 725 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:30,170 AREN'T PICKED ON OR HURT, 726 00:42:30,330 --> 00:42:32,670 BECAUSE IT'S NOT RIGHT. 727 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,510 IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. 728 00:42:41,510 --> 00:42:44,560 THANK YOU, ELMER. 729 00:42:52,860 --> 00:42:56,730 MARY, THE SPEECHMAKING IS OVER. 730 00:42:57,860 --> 00:43:00,700 I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A SPEECH, MISS BEADLE. 731 00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:04,080 I WANT TO WITHDRAW FROM THE ELECTION. 732 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:08,710 I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO VOTE FOR ME. 733 00:43:08,870 --> 00:43:11,500 THE BEST PRESIDENT THIS CLASS COULD HAVE 734 00:43:11,670 --> 00:43:13,250 IS ELMER DOBKINS. 735 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,510 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO RUN... 736 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,800 BUT YOU HAVE TO. 737 00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:25,810 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT REALLY KNOWS 738 00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:29,270 WHAT A PRESIDENT SHOULD DO. 739 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,440 I KNOW YOUR PA WOULD UNDERSTAND. 740 00:43:35,190 --> 00:43:36,570 PLEASE, ELMER... 741 00:43:38,150 --> 00:43:39,360 WILL YOU RUN? 742 00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:05,600 I THINK IT'S TIME TO VOTE. 743 00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:23,990 ELMER DOBKINS. 744 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,370 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A TWO-WAY TIE. 745 00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:31,580 CAN'T BE. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE 25 VOTES. 746 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:33,330 THAT'S RIGHT. WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT. 747 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,420 MY BROTHER WENT TO THE OUTHOUSE. 748 00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:36,830 OH... 749 00:44:42,260 --> 00:44:45,550 Miss Beadle: WILLIE, YOU DIDN'T VOTE. 750 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:46,590 NO, MA'AM. 751 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,930 WELL, WOULD YOU MIND? WE'RE WAITING. 752 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:11,290 LAURA... 753 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,210 ELMER DOBKINS! 754 00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:20,960 WILLIE, HOW COULD YOU? 755 00:45:21,130 --> 00:45:22,800 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS PICKING ON ME, 756 00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:25,510 THAT'S WHY, AND ELMER WON'T LET YOU! 757 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,140 AAH! 758 00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:29,300 Laura: HURRAY FOR ELMER! 759 00:45:29,470 --> 00:45:31,560 [APPLAUSE] 760 00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:50,030 PA! PA! 761 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,530 PA, WAIT TILL WE TELL YOU! 762 00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:53,200 TAKE IT EASY, TELL ME WHAT? 763 00:45:53,370 --> 00:45:54,370 ELMER WON. 764 00:45:54,540 --> 00:45:56,460 HE SHOULD HAVE. HE MADE THE FINEST SPEECH EVER. 765 00:45:56,620 --> 00:45:57,830 ELMER? 766 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,330 EVEN WITH ALL THE CANDY IN OLESON'S MERCANTILE, 767 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:01,920 NELLIE COULDN'T BEAT HIM. 768 00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:10,180 SEE YOU LATER, ELMER. 769 00:46:10,350 --> 00:46:12,760 YEAH. 770 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,270 EXCUSE ME. 771 00:46:52,430 --> 00:46:56,390 CONGRATULATIONS, MR. PRESIDENT. 772 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,580 COME ON. 773 00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:21,250 LET'S GO HOME AND TELL YOUR MA ABOUT THIS, HUH? 53159

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