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Huh? What?

Hot spring?

Yeah.

We're going there, so pack up.

By "hot spring," do you mean that place of healing that's been discussed lately?

Better safe than sorry.

The place where trendy couples go to be massaged, trimmed, and brushed?

Are you referring to that hot spring?

Note: "Kaeru" can mean both "to return" and "frog."

We'll return safely.

Just kidding.

Note: "Kaeru" can mean both "to return" and "frog."

Oh, cut that out, Keita.

It smells kind of like a fart, doesn't it?

It's the scent of the ions in the hot spring.

Oh, you're right.

Hey, Youko!

Let's get moving.

What are you doing?

Oh umm, it's nothing.

Huh? No one's here?

You must be Kawahira Keita-sama.

Yes.

We've been waiting for you.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Wow!

It's huge!

So fluffy!

Oh, I know!

Note: This "gomutai na" sketch is a reference to a commonplace scene where a woman, playfully or not, "submits" to a man of high status.

Oh, my Lord, gomutai na!

Note: This "gomutai na" sketch is a reference to a commonplace scene where a woman, playfully or not, "submits" to a man of high status.

Ouch...

As you can see, these elusive, evil spirits create holes at various places in the hotel.

Mole-like, evil spirits?

According to guests who witnessed it, these holes were made by a swiftly moving black object.

A black object?

The ghost of a bowling ball?

Anyhow, if this continues, we'll get a bad reputation, and eventually people will stop coming here.

Kawahira-san, please accept my request to exterminate them.

All right...

After all, it's my job to get rid of evil spirits of nature that harm people.

Thank you very much!

Uh, hey... Wait a sec...

What should we do?

I won't let him get in our way.

We'll just chase him out.

What's wrong?

I can't "gomutai."

"Gomutai"?

I was planning to be massaged, trimmed, and brushed...

Since we're on a date.

A date?

You know, Youko...

Huh?!

We're here on a job?!

Yeah.

Hake offered us this job for exterminating ghosts.

We're currently heading towards complete poverty.

At this rate, we'll be evicted for not paying our rent.

Since the risk is high this time around, the pay is good.

Then... what about being massaged?

Ah, massaged.

What about being trimmed?

Ah, trimmed.

What about being brushed?!

Ah, my tail brushed.

There's none of that!

No way!

But I prepared all this!

What's this for?

It's a necessity on a date.

It said so in here.

Sheesh, Youko sure misunderstands things on her own.

Really, what's up with her?

Is that... Keita-sama?

Until the enemy appears, it's free time for me.

An outdoor, mixed hot spring.

It's the place to meet girls!

And I now have free time!

A great body...

I have to make good use of my free time!

Oh, you're here?

Y-Yes, I'm here!

H-How daring...

Does the wilderness make women lose their inhibitions?

Huh?

Yo-Youko?

Oh, I made Keita excited about me!

I-Idiot!

That's not it!

Youko, hide yourself.

Huh?

Just do it now!

Hot springs really are nice, aren't they?

Yes, they are.

Hello there!

Na-Nadeshiko-chan!

Ke-Keita-sama?!

Hello, Keita-sama!

You've appeared again, haven't you?! You pervert!

Yes, I'm a pervert...

I mean, no!

This is a mixed bath!

Keita!

Isn't this a mixed bath?!

And yet, what's with this treatment I'm receiving?!

Youko!

Untie me now!

Umm... Is it okay to leave him like that?

We can leave him like that.

So, what are you here for?

You're here for a job too?

No, this is a present.

A present?

Yes.

To nourish our powers, Kaoru-sama sent us on a trip to a hot spring.

We're taking leave on rotation.

Kaoru-sama is so nice!

Really, he is such a great master.

We are very fortunate inukami to be able to work for the kind-hearted Kaoru-sama.

Nadeshiko-chan.

I'll wash your back for you.

You have such smooth skin.

Your body is surprisingly firm for your looks.

I'm getting more aroused since I can't see you.

Just remember this...

Huh?

H-Hey, Youko?

Huh?

It came undone.

So this is what she's done...

Would someone usually go this far?!

Youko, cut this shit out already!

Hah. You had this coming.

Why would someone climb a hotel?

Yes, that's because he doesn't have any clothes.

An elephant.

H-Hey there.

Mama!

A lovely night...

This is great, my wonderful biceps.

Man, it's hot!

Mama! It's an elephant again!

Hey, move you macho--

See!

Don't look!

Wow! This is great!

Oh, there's no need for shukuchi, is there?

Who's been watching me all this time?

Show yourself!

Who are you?

I finally made it...

Youko should be satisfied now.

Huh?

What's that?

Who are you?

Wait! I won't let you get away!

Please be a spade.

Wait, damn it!

Keita-sama...!

Like I'd let you get away!

That's my cooking apron...

Is Keita here?

Wow...

What's with this mess?

What happened here?

Like I'd let you escape, you monsters!

Damn it.

Well, umm...

Excuse me!

This is all Youko's fault.

If we can't chase him out, we'll just use him.

We'll have him work hard for us.

Huh?

Was it just my imagination?

The traveling cat, Tomekichi?

Yes.

I'm searching for statues, that were spread all over Japan, for a priest that took great care of me.

How faithful of you.

And one of the statues is in this hotel?

The former owner of this land seems to have buried it somewhere on the property,

but the map is extremely old and incomplete.

You can't tell its whereabouts from just this.

Keita-sama's taking a while.

It's his punishment for not massaging, trimming, and brushing me.

Massaging?

Trimming?

Brushing?

You guys are so lucky to have such a wonderful master.

That's not true.

Keita-sama is also wonderful as well.

Whoa!

Nail clippers, a brush, and a foot massage tool all in one!

This is so impossible.

"Massaging, trimming, and brushing," eh?

Keita...

Massaging, trimming, and brushing.

Massaging, trimming, and brushing.

Looks good.

So good that it's wasted on Keita.

I finally found you.

Terrible news!

Kawahira-sama has...

Huh?

Keita!

Let's dig up my favorites!

Gold!

Dig!

Women!

Dig!

Food!

Whoa!

A hundred million yen coin!

Whoa!

I'm completely covered in idols!

A swimsuit contest!

Delicious!

What's going on?

He's being shown an illusion by those spirits.

In that case, I'll remove them with shukuchi.

Shukuchi!

Huh?

Once more!

They're fast!

How about it?

You'll get the same results no matter how many times you try.

Now, keep digging.

Is nothing else down here?

Look! It's a gem!

Keita! Get a hold of yourself!

Yay! It's oil!

Keita...

Yay! This is awesome!

It's the next issue of **** that hasn't been released yet!

Tomorrow, I'll be praised as a hero at school!

Because it's different every time, and I'm just so curious about what happens next.

Keita...

This is...

A foot massage tool, nail clippers, and a brush...

Yes, that's right! Please remember!

What's going on?

Perhaps that's an article that connects the two together like a bond.

And she's using it to pull him out of the world of illusion.

Memories... will eventually beat an illusion.

Damn.

Damn it.

Massaging...

Trimming...

Brushing...

Keita!

I was a fool for buying this without a second thought!

What?

Like I initially thought, this thing is impossible!

I don't need this.

Well done!

Commence digging right away!

Now begin!

Those who toy with a girl's heart...

...can be engulfed in flames and wake up!

Jaen!

Sheesh. I've been through hell today.

We're sorry.

What's this all about?

Now explain all of it.

Okay.

We used to be the owners of this land.

Yes, as well as the area where that hotel is located.

Because of the loans we built up from gambling, we had to let go of our properties one after another.

Then we realized we didn't have a single yen left.

However, one day, we suddenly remembered... about the treasure we buried when we were still well off.

We can't rest in peace until we find it!

We can't die no matter how many times we die!

They seem to still be attached to this world, so they became evil spirits.

What a selfish story.

It's a right we well deserve!

We won't get paid at this rate.

Umm, was there a statue in your treasure?

Statue?

Oh, I think there was something like that.

Do you have a map?

We do, but it's incomplete so it doesn't help at all.

It should be... up ahead.

Well, here goes.

Shukuchi!

There's no mistake about it!

It's our treasure from back then!

The statue!

Keita-san...

I'm so relieved.

It's so old.

I figured it would be gilded or something splendid like that.

Things aren't all about looks.

This old statue is a treasure to him.

Keita-san...

Right?

Yes. Thank you very much.

To me, it's like a national treasure.

Keita-san is a wonderful person, isn't he?

Huh?

"Things aren't all about looks."

It isn't easy to say something like that.

I also feel something splendid from inside of Keita-san, just like this statue here.

I-I see...

He's a wonderful master, isn't he?

That's right!

He's perverted and such a slacker at times, but he's reliable when he's serious.

Awesome!

It's money! Money!

Gold, silver, and diamonds! Mountains of it!

The world revolves around money!

Yep!

Ke-Keita-san...

Keita...

Note: "Chou Tokudai Shukuchi" means "Extra Large Shukuchi."

Chou Tokudai Shukuchi!

Note: "Chou Tokudai Shukuchi" means "Extra Large Shukuchi."

With this as a base, we'll get back what we've lost!

Paper money and dice, let's gamble!

Ow, hot!

Cleanse your greedy self with the source of the hot springs!

Oh, it hurts... but it feels so good!

How is it?

Do you feel it?

It's great.

Poke me more.

It's painful but it feels good, doesn't it?

Oh, that's the spot!

After this, we'll clip your nails and groom your tail.

Aren't you a little too nice today?

R-Really?

Oh, I know.

You feel guilty, don't you?

About the massaging, trimming, and brushing.

T-That's not it!

You're so not honest.

Thanks Keita.

What is that pressure point good for?!

Note: "Yamato Nadeshiko" is a symbolic name for the ideal Japanese woman.

Pressure point to become a "Yamato Nadeshiko."

There's a thing like that?

Nope!

Note: "Yamato Nadeshiko" is a symbolic name for the ideal Japanese woman.

Damn you! It hurts!

Hey, stop it!

Ow... Ouch!

A rubdown with a dry towel is a health technique that stimulates your autonomic nerves.

In the early morning, you breathe out white air as you're rubbed until your body turns red.

Ah, it's cold...

But once you overcome that, you will truly gain good health.

It's a tough road to achieve a healthy body.

Next time on Inukami!

Rub My Tail!

Not just three and a half times, but rub me down wherever you please until you're satisfied.