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Dear Dot, how you doing there, sweetheart? It's Bruno.

Love is like an early morning fog.

Rainy is what I call it.

Patty Sue, here we go.

Patty Sue, how you doing there, hon? It's Bruno.

I don't know if you remember me, but a lot of you have been...

Haunting me ever since you slipped that slice of cheese on my patty mouth. That

raised, raised hamburger heaven in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Dear sung men, how you doing?

Bruno.

My ship will be arriving the weekend of the 25th at a port in Long Beach.

Now, there's a reliable, inexpensive motel right around the corner. Great

buddy of mine, fatherly type.

Best friend Ernie is a night manager there. You talk to him, he'll set you up

with a key.

Who's to say? Seven and a half months at sea, maybe he gained a little weight.

Maybe he got pregnant.

Dear Mr.

Fremont, how are you doing?

The thought of you has been haunting me ever since I dug your Pontiac station

wagon out of a snowdrift and invited me in for that lovely cup of hot chocolate.

Oh, well.

I don't know why your husband didn't believe the clothes were in the dryer,

but just in case you forget, it was me there.

Before my vision from God, after the morning of the Grateful Dead concert, it

came up to me.

Be all that you can be. Be all that you can be. I don't know.

Maybe it was God, maybe it was that little mushroom I took, but... My

fondest regards, Bruno Brown, first class demon, United States Navy.

You got a video here, fella.

You take a look at that video.

It's a red shoe rat.

Yeah, Mr.

Red Shoe.

I got a story to tell.

I run a little place called The Last Motel.

So sit yourself down and rest your dogs for a while, because what I'm going to

tell you is pretty damn...

We'd like a room for the next 24 hours.

If I were you, Miss, I wouldn't spend one minute with this guy.

You want some advice?

Love.

It's all based on love.

Love is the answer.

Love is the drug of the mind, the body, and the soul.

The best and only drug you'll ever need.

Reach for the unknown.

Touch the stars.

That's a lot.

Patty, Sue, how you doing there? It's Bruno.

I don't know if you remember me, but I thought of you has been haunting me ever

since you slipped that slice of cheese on my patty melt that raised

hamburger heaven in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Actually, it was two slices of cheese, wasn't it? One American and one Swiss.

Patty stew?

Love is like a beating heart hungry to be fed.

Every time I think of you and that hot pink mini smoking white

go-go boots, I think of a topless Dallas Cowboy cheerleader with pom-poms.

The bed is the 50-yard line, the headboard the goalpost.

It keeps playing over and over in my mind.

Every time I close my eyes, I think of you and the picture of you in that

violent blue velvet mini and those hot white go-go boots. It's this dance

of a thousand and one nights.

Young men thought he had been haunting me ever since those hot baths in

Singapore. Love is...

Love is never having to apologize for not being able to understand a word of

Chinese.

When you used to walk naked on my back, I used to think of you, picture you,

reaching into the fridge there, eating your little red and green jello cubes,

your hard, perky nipples saluting the air.

You got your work.

So do you think he's cute?

Suppose he's not cute.

Look at him. He's cute.

No, I mean really cute. What's coming all the way from Tulsa cute?

Patsy, look at him.

Have you ever seen a man so romantic in your life?

Do you love me?

No.

So poetic and caring and loving?

Do you love me?

Well, suppose it's not him.

Maybe it's just the same hand.

All right, Patsy. Look, this is what we're going to do.

All right? If he smacks you, if he's just gross or something, you want out,

that's what we're going to do. You're going to stomp your right foot three

times like a horse.

And if I want to be left alone with him, I'll flip my hair two times. All right?

Okay. And what if we both want to be alone with him?

Then I'll stomp my foot, my left foot, three times. You stomp your left foot

two times.

All right? You got it? Got it.

Yeah.

So why are we here?

So you can get in touch with your emotions, learn how to express your

feelings, learn how to share your thoughts without yelling or running

away.

Sit.

Sit in this chair.

Why?

I'm going to tie it to the chair.

Two.

Well,

y'all, check out this peephole over here.

You'll untie me the second I ask you, right?

No questions asked?

I'll let you go if you ask me to.

Like on Oprah.

She did that show on F&M.

You need to come up with a safe word.

A word that automatically releases you.

You say the word, I love you.

And I'll let you go.

What?

I'm pregnant.

Don't lie to me, Joey.

I'm going to keep it.

I already made my decision.

Untie me, Joey.

I'm funny.

Untie the fucking star, now!

You know the magic word.

Untie me, goddammit, right now!

I... Wait for me, I don't trust you.

I love... Joey!

Untie me! You!

Tie the fucking scarf.

Just get the fuck away from that door, Joey.

Don't you dare open that door, Joey.

She's fine.

You all right, miss?

Yeah. Sorry about the noise.

I don't know what I was worried about. I should have known you'd do fine.

We'll keep it down, okay?

Oh, we will.

Hey, we've got a gun. Get me out of the fucking chair, please.

Can you help me?

you listen to your woman if you got any sense at all.

She's in your fine hands, baby.

Good night.

Fuck it. You know, you're right. It's totally stupid. Hey, hey.

I can get out of the bed easy.

A deal's a deal.

You don't think I'd not answer a few questions and then miss out on my turn?

What's the first thing you liked about me when you met me?

It can be physical.

Your favorite part of my body.

I thought you didn't want to talk about sex.

I answered your question, now you answered mine.

What was your greatest turn on?

I turned you on more than anything else.

Bruno. Bruno Brown.

Zeman. First class.

United States Navy.

Don't you just love the way that sounds?

Okay,

now, as far as Chinese goes, you know, I speak a little Mandarin, understand a

bit of Cantonese, and that ain't either.

Slavery. I saw it all on Oprah. We were at some cafe or disco, let's say,

and they came and kidnapped you from your motherland.

And then your bowels are some freighter day after day, night after night.

You and hundreds of other girls just like you.

They paint your face, fix your eyes, put wigs on you so no one will really know

it's you.

Yeah, that.

That must be it.

You feel the fire inside you.

Really sorry about all this.

I didn't mean any harm.

Thanks for the company.

Care of yourself.

Love those pom-poms.

Ernie!

Ern, brother!

Get back there, Brother Bruno. A man got to reap what he sowed.

I'm so glad you're here, darling. I saw you two in the park this morning.

I had a vision something radical was happening.

Back in love and happy ever after.

I said to myself, damn, they really must be in love.

And like my mama said, the worst is dead.

You can put in the music. It ain't going to seem that bad.

A long-legged woman on a van one night.

He wanted to leave, so she started a fight.

Then she got him up, put a gun to his head.

Tell me that you love me, or tonight you can be dead.

But boy, it's real.

You couldn't say yes.

I took his bear.

We refused.

Oh, like I said, Mr. Red Shoes, love is a drug of the mind, the body, and the

soul.

The best and only drug you'll ever need.

The

memory

can hold you.

The truth will set you free.

Set you free.

And I'll be dancing with you. You'll be dancing with me Let it go

Let it go Let it go, little darling

Let it go, let it go We can start all over again

If you let me help you take the weight off your wings, you'll be up in the sky.

The memory can hold you.

The truth will set you free, set you free.

And I'll be dancing with you, you'll be dancing with me.

Let it go.

Let it go.

Let it go, little darling.

Let it go, let it go.