1 00:00:55,670 --> 00:00:59,470 Dear Dot, how you doing there, sweetheart? It's Bruno. 2 00:01:00,130 --> 00:01:03,910 Love is like an early morning fog. 3 00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:06,910 Rainy is what I call it. 4 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:10,150 Patty Sue, here we go. 5 00:01:11,950 --> 00:01:14,950 Patty Sue, how you doing there, hon? It's Bruno. 6 00:01:15,470 --> 00:01:19,770 I don't know if you remember me, but a lot of you have been... 7 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:25,810 Haunting me ever since you slipped that slice of cheese on my patty mouth. That 8 00:01:25,810 --> 00:01:31,250 raised, raised hamburger heaven in Tulsa, Oklahoma. 9 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:35,030 Dear sung men, how you doing? 10 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:36,930 Bruno. 11 00:01:37,510 --> 00:01:42,950 My ship will be arriving the weekend of the 25th at a port in Long Beach. 12 00:01:43,230 --> 00:01:48,010 Now, there's a reliable, inexpensive motel right around the corner. Great 13 00:01:48,010 --> 00:01:49,570 buddy of mine, fatherly type. 14 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:55,080 Best friend Ernie is a night manager there. You talk to him, he'll set you up 15 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,080 with a key. 16 00:01:56,140 --> 00:02:00,740 Who's to say? Seven and a half months at sea, maybe he gained a little weight. 17 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,120 Maybe he got pregnant. 18 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:04,960 Dear Mr. 19 00:02:05,220 --> 00:02:06,800 Fremont, how are you doing? 20 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:12,580 The thought of you has been haunting me ever since I dug your Pontiac station 21 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:18,120 wagon out of a snowdrift and invited me in for that lovely cup of hot chocolate. 22 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:26,800 Oh, well. 23 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:32,240 I don't know why your husband didn't believe the clothes were in the dryer, 24 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:36,800 but just in case you forget, it was me there. 25 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:44,760 Before my vision from God, after the morning of the Grateful Dead concert, it 26 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,600 came up to me. 27 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:51,120 Be all that you can be. Be all that you can be. I don't know. 28 00:02:51,810 --> 00:02:55,890 Maybe it was God, maybe it was that little mushroom I took, but... My 29 00:02:55,890 --> 00:03:01,630 fondest regards, Bruno Brown, first class demon, United States Navy. 30 00:03:17,350 --> 00:03:19,230 You got a video here, fella. 31 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:21,460 You take a look at that video. 32 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:27,240 It's a red shoe rat. 33 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:28,560 Yeah, Mr. 34 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:29,499 Red Shoe. 35 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,220 I got a story to tell. 36 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:35,200 I run a little place called The Last Motel. 37 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:40,600 So sit yourself down and rest your dogs for a while, because what I'm going to 38 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,120 tell you is pretty damn... 39 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,680 We'd like a room for the next 24 hours. 40 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:07,720 If I were you, Miss, I wouldn't spend one minute with this guy. 41 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:14,880 You want some advice? 42 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:19,060 Love. 43 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:23,100 It's all based on love. 44 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,260 Love is the answer. 45 00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:30,160 Love is the drug of the mind, the body, and the soul. 46 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,940 The best and only drug you'll ever need. 47 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,880 Reach for the unknown. 48 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:43,800 Touch the stars. 49 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:47,640 That's a lot. 50 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:57,380 Patty, Sue, how you doing there? It's Bruno. 51 00:04:57,820 --> 00:05:03,520 I don't know if you remember me, but I thought of you has been haunting me ever 52 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:09,580 since you slipped that slice of cheese on my patty melt that raised 53 00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:13,660 hamburger heaven in Tulsa, Oklahoma. 54 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:21,220 Actually, it was two slices of cheese, wasn't it? One American and one Swiss. 55 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,120 Patty stew? 56 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:30,180 Love is like a beating heart hungry to be fed. 57 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:38,060 Every time I think of you and that hot pink mini smoking white 58 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:44,740 go-go boots, I think of a topless Dallas Cowboy cheerleader with pom-poms. 59 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:50,440 The bed is the 50-yard line, the headboard the goalpost. 60 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:55,020 It keeps playing over and over in my mind. 61 00:05:55,900 --> 00:06:00,900 Every time I close my eyes, I think of you and the picture of you in that 62 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:07,820 violent blue velvet mini and those hot white go-go boots. It's this dance 63 00:06:07,820 --> 00:06:09,480 of a thousand and one nights. 64 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:15,760 Young men thought he had been haunting me ever since those hot baths in 65 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,160 Singapore. Love is... 66 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:24,940 Love is never having to apologize for not being able to understand a word of 67 00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:25,940 Chinese. 68 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:32,260 When you used to walk naked on my back, I used to think of you, picture you, 69 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:39,080 reaching into the fridge there, eating your little red and green jello cubes, 70 00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:44,120 your hard, perky nipples saluting the air. 71 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:10,580 You got your work. 72 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:57,940 So do you think he's cute? 73 00:09:58,300 --> 00:09:59,320 Suppose he's not cute. 74 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:01,080 Look at him. He's cute. 75 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,800 No, I mean really cute. What's coming all the way from Tulsa cute? 76 00:10:04,060 --> 00:10:05,060 Patsy, look at him. 77 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:07,440 Have you ever seen a man so romantic in your life? 78 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,280 Do you love me? 79 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,120 No. 80 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:15,100 So poetic and caring and loving? 81 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:20,800 Do you love me? 82 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:25,020 Well, suppose it's not him. 83 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:26,760 Maybe it's just the same hand. 84 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,100 All right, Patsy. Look, this is what we're going to do. 85 00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:33,100 All right? If he smacks you, if he's just gross or something, you want out, 86 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:35,540 that's what we're going to do. You're going to stomp your right foot three 87 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:36,540 times like a horse. 88 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:41,980 And if I want to be left alone with him, I'll flip my hair two times. All right? 89 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,340 Okay. And what if we both want to be alone with him? 90 00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:47,980 Then I'll stomp my foot, my left foot, three times. You stomp your left foot 91 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:48,839 two times. 92 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,320 All right? You got it? Got it. 93 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:52,220 Yeah. 94 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,300 So why are we here? 95 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:11,200 So you can get in touch with your emotions, learn how to express your 96 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:18,160 feelings, learn how to share your thoughts without yelling or running 97 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,160 away. 98 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:22,660 Sit. 99 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:24,740 Sit in this chair. 100 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,880 Why? 101 00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:31,410 I'm going to tie it to the chair. 102 00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:35,430 Two. 103 00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:41,370 Well, 104 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,510 y'all, check out this peephole over here. 105 00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:48,710 You'll untie me the second I ask you, right? 106 00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:50,530 No questions asked? 107 00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:52,950 I'll let you go if you ask me to. 108 00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:56,950 Like on Oprah. 109 00:12:57,850 --> 00:12:59,310 She did that show on FandM. 110 00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:02,950 You need to come up with a safe word. 111 00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:06,070 A word that automatically releases you. 112 00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:14,410 You say the word, I love you. 113 00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:19,210 And I'll let you go. 114 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,270 What? 115 00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:27,690 I'm pregnant. 116 00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:30,550 Don't lie to me, Joey. 117 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,250 I'm going to keep it. 118 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:34,170 I already made my decision. 119 00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:37,510 Untie me, Joey. 120 00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:40,010 I'm funny. 121 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,010 Untie the fucking star, now! 122 00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:44,170 You know the magic word. 123 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,110 Untie me, goddammit, right now! 124 00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:50,050 I... Wait for me, I don't trust you. 125 00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:51,550 I love... Joey! 126 00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:53,550 Untie me! You! 127 00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:04,190 Tie the fucking scarf. 128 00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:06,690 Just get the fuck away from that door, Joey. 129 00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:11,170 Don't you dare open that door, Joey. 130 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:13,750 She's fine. 131 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,350 You all right, miss? 132 00:14:16,610 --> 00:14:18,330 Yeah. Sorry about the noise. 133 00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:23,410 I don't know what I was worried about. I should have known you'd do fine. 134 00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:25,310 We'll keep it down, okay? 135 00:14:25,770 --> 00:14:26,770 Oh, we will. 136 00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:29,730 Hey, we've got a gun. Get me out of the fucking chair, please. 137 00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:31,290 Can you help me? 138 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:43,580 you listen to your woman if you got any sense at all. 139 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,340 She's in your fine hands, baby. 140 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,440 Good night. 141 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,340 Fuck it. You know, you're right. It's totally stupid. Hey, hey. 142 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,980 I can get out of the bed easy. 143 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:21,260 A deal's a deal. 144 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,560 You don't think I'd not answer a few questions and then miss out on my turn? 145 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,200 What's the first thing you liked about me when you met me? 146 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,120 It can be physical. 147 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,880 Your favorite part of my body. 148 00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:28,290 I thought you didn't want to talk about sex. 149 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,850 I answered your question, now you answered mine. 150 00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:36,690 What was your greatest turn on? 151 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,930 I turned you on more than anything else. 152 00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:10,250 Bruno. Bruno Brown. 153 00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:13,330 Zeman. First class. 154 00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:15,770 United States Navy. 155 00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:18,710 Don't you just love the way that sounds? 156 00:20:51,379 --> 00:20:52,379 Okay, 157 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:03,700 now, as far as Chinese goes, you know, I speak a little Mandarin, understand a 158 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:06,480 bit of Cantonese, and that ain't either. 159 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:20,060 Slavery. I saw it all on Oprah. We were at some cafe or disco, let's say, 160 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:23,880 and they came and kidnapped you from your motherland. 161 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:29,220 And then your bowels are some freighter day after day, night after night. 162 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,020 You and hundreds of other girls just like you. 163 00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:39,060 They paint your face, fix your eyes, put wigs on you so no one will really know 164 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:40,060 it's you. 165 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,120 Yeah, that. 166 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:43,700 That must be it. 167 00:22:30,039 --> 00:22:34,840 You feel the fire inside you. 168 00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:50,780 Really sorry about all this. 169 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,340 I didn't mean any harm. 170 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,400 Thanks for the company. 171 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,640 Care of yourself. 172 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,180 Love those pom-poms. 173 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,400 Ernie! 174 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,200 Ern, brother! 175 00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:14,880 Get back there, Brother Bruno. A man got to reap what he sowed. 176 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:44,840 I'm so glad you're here, darling. I saw you two in the park this morning. 177 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,580 I had a vision something radical was happening. 178 00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:53,500 Back in love and happy ever after. 179 00:25:56,620 --> 00:26:02,280 I said to myself, damn, they really must be in love. 180 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,660 And like my mama said, the worst is dead. 181 00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:12,840 You can put in the music. It ain't going to seem that bad. 182 00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:17,280 A long-legged woman on a van one night. 183 00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:21,240 He wanted to leave, so she started a fight. 184 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,980 Then she got him up, put a gun to his head. 185 00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:28,960 Tell me that you love me, or tonight you can be dead. 186 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,860 But boy, it's real. 187 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,800 You couldn't say yes. 188 00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:34,740 I took his bear. 189 00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:35,980 We refused. 190 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:04,420 Oh, like I said, Mr. Red Shoes, love is a drug of the mind, the body, and the 191 00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:05,420 soul. 192 00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:09,580 The best and only drug you'll ever need. 193 00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:15,180 The 194 00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:24,940 memory 195 00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:28,380 can hold you. 196 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,840 The truth will set you free. 197 00:27:31,060 --> 00:27:32,060 Set you free. 198 00:27:33,060 --> 00:27:39,560 And I'll be dancing with you. You'll be dancing with me Let it go 199 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:46,260 Let it go Let it go, little darling 200 00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:50,720 Let it go, let it go We can start all over again 201 00:28:18,410 --> 00:28:22,390 If you let me help you take the weight off your wings, you'll be up in the sky. 202 00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:25,750 The memory can hold you. 203 00:28:26,570 --> 00:28:29,350 The truth will set you free, set you free. 204 00:28:30,510 --> 00:28:33,910 And I'll be dancing with you, you'll be dancing with me. 205 00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:37,150 Let it go. 206 00:28:38,770 --> 00:28:39,990 Let it go. 207 00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:43,710 Let it go, little darling. 208 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:46,550 Let it go, let it go.