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Thank you.

Larry, Larry, Larry. Who are you talking to here, huh?

This is Paul, and I'm not going to take this line of bullshit you're shoveling.

Either you have the contract signed by the end of the business day today, or we

got nothing to discuss.

It's all there, just like we talked.

Sure, you can have your lawyer take another look at the contract, but for

every day you hold this up, I'm going to tack on another 10 grand in delivery

tariffs.

To hell I can't.

Read the contract again.

Look, Larry.

I expect to have the papers signed, filled, and delivered by five o'clock.

What's all this?

Well, you're always too busy to take a lunch, so I thought we would have a

picnic.

We are, huh?

Mr. Riley, your wife is on line one.

Tell her I'm busy. I'll call her back.

She says it's an emergency.

Fine.

what we have for dinner.

How will that rock course game end?

Fine.

Dinner's at 7. Okay.

Thank you.

We're not telling anyone.

Freedom is a dancer and she's having some fun.

My secret life.

I don't play the wife.

Catch me if you feel fatale. I will never kiss a telemo.

We're not telling anyone.

No one needs a writer. We're not telling anyone.

No one knows the answer. We're not telling anyone.

Freedom is a dancer and she's out and about.

You're my secret life.

You're my secret life.

It's my secret day tonight.

You're my secret life.

Happy, huh?

Pink and yellow, I won't miss the blue.

If you make me love you long enough to stay, I run away.

Now, Scoot, I got calls to make.

When am I gonna see you again?

Copy room in an hour.

I'm getting tired of this office.

Don't start.

When are you ever gonna take me somewhere nice? I wanna be treated like

a lady.

How many times do I gotta tell you?

You gotta play this thing real cool, or it could blow up in our faces.

Well, I'm getting tired of waiting.

You like this coat?

Oh, yes.

You want more, plus trips around the world?

Yes. And a big house?

With servants to wait on me hand and foot. Every toe.

Can I see you tonight?

I have to go home.

Meet me here at nine. I can't.

Nine-thirty.

Now go back to your desk.

And if Jameson comes in, let me know. And let me know who he talks to.

Now go.

Yes, sir.

Is Mr. Riley home yet?

I ain't seen him.

I haven't seen him.

That's what I said. I haven't ain't seen him.

He works late a lot, don't he?

He's a very important man.

I saw on one of my programs there's a man who works late a lot and he was

having an affair.

Don't be silly.

There's signs.

What signs?

Like that his clothes smell like other women.

Does he take late night phone calls?

Is he too tired to look after your needs?

Lupe, it was on the TV.

I assure you, Mr. Riley and I are just fine.

So, how is dinner coming along?

Okay, except for the burnt stuff.

The burnt stuff?

Oh, Lupe.

It's not my fault.

ruined. I told you I didn't know how to cook numbers.

This is horrible.

No, maybe, maybe you can go out like every other night. It's our anniversary.

I want it tonight to be special. Oh, maybe you can order pizza.

Oh,

sweetheart, I'll be right there. Clean this up right away. Hurry up. I do not

want him to see this. I'll be right there, sweetie.

I don't even think he knows we have a kitchen.

Hi, sweetie.

You're home early. I just finished my tennis lesson.

I'm all sweaty.

You never sweat.

Please, I'm a mess.

I'm tired. I'm going to go take a nap. Wake me up when dinner's ready.

Okay. Oh, um, there's a small problem with dinner. Do you mind if we go out?

Jackie. You make this big production about me being home on time. So here I

am, and now you want to go out?

I could have stayed at the office and met you somewhere.

Sorry. I just wanted tonight to be special.

I can't work around your schedule, you know.

I thought that you would want this night to be special, too.

It's Tuesday. What's so special about that?

You know, I told myself that you would not forget this year, and here it is

again.

Forget what?

It's our anniversary.

Honey, did you really think I forgot? Come on, I was only teasing.

Can't you take a joke?

You're lying.

You know what?

Paul, sometimes you lie so well. I think you're having an affair.

Oh, come on. I could never do that to you.

Daddy says that I shouldn't trust you.

Your father never did like me.

He's not like anybody that I date.

That's not important.

What is important is that we're going to have a great night.

Oh, really?

Yes. I've made dinner reservations at Pierre's.

You did?

Yes, I did.

Now go get dressed.

Pierre, this is Paul Reilly.

I need a table for two in an hour and a bottle of champagne on ice.

Yes. And Pierre, tell Jackie I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Thank you.

Hello.

Hey, babe.

Hey, don't touch me with your dirty hands.

Come on, you know you'd love it.

I mean it.

Hey, babe, what's wrong with you today?

Nothing, just the jerks at the grocery store.

Listen, I told you I'd take care of the shopping.

Hey, hands are clean.

How about a kiss?

Look, I'm not in the mood.

Come on, baby. I missed you.

Mm hmm.

Okay, happy now?

I'm going out.

I thought we could spend the night together.

I made plans.

Where are you going?

I told my boss I would do some extra filing for him.

That's like the third time this week.

So? At least I'm doing something to bring in some money to pay for your

sorry broke ass.

Come on.

When you get a job, you can tell me what to do. Until then...

Honey, that dinner was amazing.

It was. I'm glad you liked it.

And the night is still young.

It is.

No.

Don't get that. What are you kidding?

It might be important.

It's 9.30.

9.30?

Hello?

Yes, I'm at home.

I'm busy.

Right.

Okay. Fine.

Fine. Right.

Bye. No.

I have to go to the office.

No, honey.

Can't someone else go?

The boss is missing a really important file, and I'm the only one that might

know where it is.

I'll make it up to you.

This woman says she has an appointment.

It's okay, Lupe.

Please have a seat.

Mrs. Riley?

Gigi Conway.

Nice to meet you, Mrs. Conway. Thank you so much for coming. I didn't know where

else to turn. I felt so crazy looking at private investigators in the Yellow

Pages. Oh, it's not a problem.

So let me guess.

Husband problems?

How did you know?

It's not that hard to figure out.

This is not my perfume all over this.

Do you have any idea who he could be involved with?

I can't imagine.

Now this next question, it's the toughest.

Go ahead.

Are you really prepared to go the full distance?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean...

This could get ugly.

I mean, what are you going to do if he is cheating on you?

I don't know.

I simply do not know.

You should think about it. It's best to have a game plan.

I just want this over with quickly.

Is there anywhere you can go, like a spa or maybe a trip to Palm Springs?

Why?

See, if you leave, you might get careless.

And then I can catch him quicker.

I hate this.

I know.

But I'll be there for you.

Well, if you feel like you need a weekend away, go have fun.

I'll just be here working.

Call me when you get there.

I have the files you requested, Mr. Riley.

You're always horny.

So?

My wife's going away for the weekend.

Awesome. So I get you all to myself.

What about your husband?

He won't even notice that I'm gone.

What's the matter?

She's never gone away by herself before.

So?

So it's just odd.

Are you going to Do we or what?

Vamos. The living room.

Señorita y señora Riley are going to be gone for a while.

La sala es muy buena.

¿Tú hablas español?

Sí, poquito.

Ay, papi.

Que gotismo.

Me ha encantado.

you

It's good to see you again, sweetheart.

I'll call Lupe. Oh, yeah, I'll call Lupe.

I'll be waiting. All right.

Be good.

All right, son.

G.G. Conway, private eye.

Frankie Pierce, washed-up cop.

Hey, that's not nice. I took a bullet on the job.

The way I heard it, you shot yourself in the foot.

No, it was during the commencement of a crime, and I received awards for it.

Whatever. What are you doing here? Well, I might ask you the same thing. I asked

you first.

Doing a little filming, are you? I hope you got my good side.

Oh, shut up.

Hey, look, if I want to have a little fun catching up with an old friend of

mine, all right? Yeah, well, I've seen how you catch up.

What, are you jealous?

Oh, God, don't flatter yourself.

So who's your pigeon?

Cheating husband.

Come here.

That's my guy.

What? What do you mean?

Look, let me explain everything to you. We've got to get out of here. Come on.

This better be good.

Excuse the mess.

May hadn't been here in a while.

Had she ever been here?

Hey, you want something to drink?

I know I got something to drink around here somewhere.

Spare the charm and cut to the chase.

Why are you tagging Mr. Riley?

You know, jilted husband thinks his wife's stepping out on him.

Same old story.

Who's the wife?

Taryn Hortz, husband's cliff.

Nice guy.

Works on my car.

You know, I said I'd do him a favor and exchange for a new brake job.

Great.

He couldn't afford me.

Yeah, by the looks of things, no one can afford you.

All right, look.

Why don't you take your attitude somewhere else?

Fine. I will. I'll leave.

Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait.

Sit down.

I want to ask you something.

Why do you have to be so damn cold to me?

Gee, it wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that we went out a couple

times, and then wham, you just stopped calling me, now would it?

Oh, is that it?

You know, I had to take off to Mexico for a job.

Oh, yeah, and they haven't brought the phone to Mexico, right?

Oh, come on, sweetheart, give me a break here.

Don't you sweetheart me.

All right, whatever.

You know, I just think that if we pool our resources together, we could get

somewhere here.

You know what?

You work your side of the street, I'll work mine.

And if we meet in the middle, you keep on walking.

All right, fair enough.

We could always pick up where we left off.

Oh, grow up, Frankie.

I am grown up.

Where's my pizza?

So I hear you're the best in the business.

Well, I don't know about that.

Oh, don't be modest, Mr. Riley.

Call me Paul.

Paul.

I'd like my money to grow.

I don't want to have any worries when I'm older.

I can't imagine you having any worries.

Oh.

I just want you to know that with me planning your financial estate, not only

will you get down investment advice, but a special friend you can count on.

I'd like that.

So, uh, what do you have in mind for me?

Are we talking about your money?

Yes. Damn.

Files you wanted?

Yes. Thank you.

Well, Miss Conaway?

You can call me Gigi. Yes, Gigi. Look over the information I've given you, and

if you're ready to invest, we'll get started.

Great. Well, can I call you?

You can call me anytime.

Oh, well, thank you.

So that was all that.

She's a new client.

She's all over you. Please.

Do you see the way her boobs are just hanging out all over the place?

Oh, and is it okay if I call you if I have any questions?

I'm very busy.

Fine.

Maybe the next time you need a little something-something, I'll be busy.

What are you doing in here?

Where do you want this water?

Where's the other delivery guy?

You know, the fat one?

Oh, yeah, he's off today.

So, does that mean that this is going to be your new route?

Maybe. I mean, you know, I mean...

What's it like around here?

Any action?

Depends on what's your definition of action.

Well, um... Excuse me, do you validate?

What are you doing?

Hey, how's it going?

You know her?

No, I've never seen her before in my life.

So, tell me about the action around here.

God damn it. It's my case.

He's playing I'm the big water boy to get information.

That bastard.

Are you talking about me?

What the hell are you doing here?

Having a beer.

How the hell did you get in here?

You know, seriously, for somebody in the investigation, you need to have stronger

locks behind your doors.

Get out!

Now, look, we need to talk.

We have nothing to talk about. Well, look, if we keep going the way we're

going, we're going to blow both of our cases.

Now, what do you say we pool together what we know and get the goods on these

cheating spouses together?

How do I know you're not going to double-cross me and pull a scam on both

our clients?

Now, would I do that?

Yes.

Oh, come on. I wouldn't cross you. You're a better shot than I am.

Fine. I mean, besides, you think you're going to get anywhere with that showing

a little cleavage crap, huh?

Worked on you.

Oh, get out of here.

Oh, and you think that your little, I'm going to flex my muscles while moving

the water jugs routine worked? Oh, that totally worked on you.

Oh, please.

Okay, great.

We're going to work together, and we'll get this done.

All right?

But this is just business.

Oh, absolutely.

You got me singing along from a heart full of heart.

I know nothing's missing even though I've been torn apart.

And I don't have a clue.

But I dance this one with you. I like the way you turn me round and

round, round and round.

You got me in a spin.

I know it's still on me.

How did I begin?

It's like I see you, baby, with brand new eyes.

Eyes that follow, a heart that leads with a question.

I don't know, and I don't know how.

And I will love you running, holding still, or spinning round and round.

And the love.

How about whipping me up some grub?

Okay, you can go now.

What?

Please, I have work to do.

All right.

So, uh, what's the next plan?

I'm staking out the house tonight.

Uh, yeah, that sounds like fun.

I'd rather do it alone.

Hey, look, if there's a show, I want to be on the front row.

Peachy. Okay. Alright.

See ya. Bye.

I've been calling you all day. Where you been?

Busy.

Don't be like that.

I'm still mad at you. For what?

For flirting with your new client.

How do you think I get the new business?

Well, I don't like it. Well, then don't watch.

My wife's still away.

So? So, you want to come over tonight?

Do you really mean it?

Sure. And I can stay all night?

Well, Luca comes back in the morning.

I'll be gone by then.

Okay. Wear something sexy, then.

By the way, did you get Jameson's account numbers?

I almost forgot. Yes, they're in the briefcase.

See you tonight around 8.

I can't wait.

Hey babe.

What?

Nothing, just... Hey, babe.

I'm going out.

Where?

Are you writing a book?

I'm going to my friend Carol.

Who's Carol?

Do you ever listen to me? She's my best friend at work. Her husband is cheating

on her, so she's asking me to come over so she can talk.

Are you going to wear this?

I might.

What's it to you?

Just asking.

Do you mind? I'm trying to get dressed.

Oh, there they are.

Damn, your breasts look great, I swear.

Let's get something straight.

I'm not one of your bimbos. You can just hit and run.

What we did this morning?

Oh, yeah, that was great.

You want to knock another night right now? I want some respect.

What did I do?

Make me something to eat.

It was grub, and so what?

So you pulled that same routine to Lupe?

Who?

Oh, God, the maid that works here.

How can a healthcare be such a dolt?

This is not going to work.

Oh, yeah, especially when our marks have left the living room.

Oh, damn it. Look, we need to go around the front. We'll catch her at the front

door. I thought you gave Lupe the

night off.

I did.

Then why is she here? I don't know, but you better stay in here until she goes

to bed.

Hey, you're back.

I thought you were spending the night.

Change of plan.

Great, so I get you all to myself?

I'm not in the mood.

Okay.

You're home early.

Missed you.

Didn't you miss me? Of course. I'm running late.

Will you be for dinner?

I don't know. I'll call.

Hi. Miss Conway?

Hi, it's Jackie Riley.

I think that we need to meet.

Yeah, I'll be here.

Thank you.

Your husband did have a visitor, but we can't confirm that anything went on. Who

was it?

Taryn Davis. She works in your husband's office.

Taryn Davis.

I don't think I know who that is.

Well, it could have been strictly business.

She wasn't dressed for business. She was dressed like a high-dollar tramp.

A tramp?

Yeah, Taryn Davis. I was hired by her husband, Cliff, to see if she's been

cheating. Pretty ironic, huh?

I knew it.

Please, don't jump to any conclusions, Mrs. Riley.

We need better proof.

That shouldn't be a problem.

Will you wait outside?

On me?

Out.

All right, fine.

How'd she take it?

How'd she take it?

Yeah.

How'd she take it? You blew it, pal.

What? We have no proof that her husband is cheating on her.

Oh, come on. Just because you didn't actually catch them getting it on

doesn't mean they're not involved.

You know, this is not how I handle my clients.

Well, I don't like stringing people along myself.

Oh, that's abundantly clear.

And what is that supposed to mean?

You know what? Why don't you go play with Lupin? And I'll call you if I find

anything real.

Maybe I will, huh?

What are you doing, girl?

What? He deserves it.

Cliff?

Yep? You're Cliff?

Hi. I heard you fixed things.

Yeah. Your car broken?

No, not exactly.

Then how can I help you?

I thought maybe you could look under my hood.

I think you have the wrong guy.

Oh, no.

I got the right guy.

I really should be going. But I don't even know who you are.

Oh, trust me, it's better that way.

This kind of thing has never happened to me before. Yeah, me neither.

Thanks.

Mr. Riley called.

Really?

I didn't know where you were.

So what did you tell him?

Hello? I didn't know where you were.

What did he say?

I don't know. I don't write things down.

You want to talk to him? You call him.

What makes you think I want to talk to him?

Whatever.

How come you look like you're going out nightclubbing?

I was shopping.

I'm going to take a hot bath.

If Mr. Riley calls, tell him I don't want to be disturbed.

Whatever.

Yo.

Oh, God. I told you not to do that.

Hey, we gotta talk.

I have nothing to say to you.

Your boy, he's scamming thousands out of his company.

Thousands? Yeah.

Probably on his way to a cool million about now.

Well, what do you got?

Well, I know a little girl that works at the bank where he does his personal

business. Well, how do you know where he banks?

Well, hey, regardless of what you think about my investigative abilities, I do

know my way around a dumpster.

And you'd be surprised at what you find in people's trash.

Oh, gross.

Well, look, do you want to hear about this or not?

Tell me.

Okay, I got this little gal down at the bank. She owes me a favor, right?

She told me about Riley's sick deposit box.

Seems he visits it, oh, at least once a week.

He always brings in a brown paper bag stuffed with something, and he always

leaves with the bag empty.

Now, my guess is that he's cashing a check somewhere and stashing all the

money in his box.

And he does this every week?

Yeah, every Friday at 3, like clockwork.

It's been going on for the past six weeks.

It's almost 3 now.

Yeah, I know. I thought I could scope him out.

No way. I should do it.

No, he knows you.

I mean, let me do it. I can get close, and he'd never suspect a thing.

I don't know.

Hey, if this guy's pulling a scam, I'm sure he's cheating wives right along

with him.

So why don't you go down to the office and stoop around and see what you can

find there?

As much as I hate to admit it, you're probably right. It's a good plan.

Yeah?

I'm not just about good looks.

We'll meet up later.

Okay.

What?

I was just kind of hoping your road would fall open.

Oh, go.

All right, I'm going.

You're doing fine.

Thank you. Did Mr.

Riley call back?

No.

Oh.

Isn't there anything else? I'm really tired.

Oh, poor Lupe.

Do I work you too hard?

Totally.

Well,

it can get better, you know.

Ow.

Absolutely.

Yeah. Oh, Lupe.

You keep calling my name. What do you want?

Oh, nothing, nothing.

Someone's here to see you.

Who?

Cliff something or something.

Real kid.

Thank you so much for bringing

my purse back.

Cliff. Oh, yeah, I know.

So this is a pretty nice house.

I don't think that you should be here.

I think we should talk.

Yeah, I think we should talk, but not here.

Where? When?

I'll call you.

But you don't have my number.

Oh. Here, wait, wait.

It's my number to my garage.

Okay.

Listen, I just got to tell you.

You're absolutely amazing.

Nothing like this has ever happened to me.

And I don't think I'll ever forget you.

I hope you call.

But if you don't, I understand.

That is horrible taste.

If I were going to hide something, where would I hide it?

Hey, watch where you're going, man.

You're the one that bumped into me.

You got my lunch. You're going to pay for this, huh?

Not my fault.

What am I supposed to do with all this? Sorry.

What are you doing in here?

I was looking for Paul.

Well, you're not going to find him in the filing cabinet.

You know, I can see that. I'm just going to get going.

Are we getting together tonight?

I might have to go out of town.

Oh, where are we going?

We aren't going anywhere. I need to make this trip myself.

Strictly business.

Can I come, please?

Sure.

Maybe. I'll let you know.

Okay. And I'll be thinking of all the fun we're going to have.

God. This is a jackpot.

How much do you think is here?

Oh, this is at least 200 grand.

Where'd you get it?

Well, my guess is this Riley character's been scamming money off of his accounts.

You know, a little here, a little there. Not enough to where anybody would note

it. That seems like his power of attorney.

He writes on checks.

Then you cash him and go put him in the safe deposit box.

We gotta go to the police.

Whoa.

Slow down there.

This is stolen money.

No, this is not stolen money. This is found money.

We cannot keep this.

Hold up. Okay, this Riley character is now acting under the assumption that

somebody knows he carries a lot of money.

My guess is he's going to run.

I don't think so.

Oh, trust me.

I will say this.

I think Taryn's in on this.

Taryn's either in on it or she's getting conned too.

You know, I think before we go to the police, we should let the jilted spouses

in on all this.

Yeah, I agree.

I'll set up a meeting for them and... I don't know.

Do you have your gun permit?

No, I don't think it's going to come to that.

Just be prepared.

I'm big and I'm bad.

Look. I'm going away for the weekend, and I don't want to hear any of your

shit.

Fine with me.

Really?

Yeah. If you want, take my suitcase. It's bigger.

Okay.

Don't worry about rushing home.

Stay as long as you like.

What's going on with you?

Nothing.

Yeah. Okay.

Fine. I'll be there.

Who's that?

Wrong number.

That's right. To the Cayman Islands.

And from the Caymans to Rio.

One person. First class.

Yes, how late are you open?

This is Paul Ryan. I have the safety deposit box with you, and I need to get

in there before you close.

Very well.

Yeah? Hey, sweetie, it's me.

What's up?

Um, I snuck out, and I'm going to pack.

Pack?

Uh, yes.

I know you couldn't resist a weekend away without me.

Right, sure.

So you'll pick me up?

Yeah, I'll be by in about an hour.

Okay, I can't wait. Our first weekend away together.

I'll see you soon.

So he had all this money on him.

Yeah, and he's been depositing the same amount into his safety deposit box for

the past six weeks.

No, that's my safety deposit box.

Yours? Mm-hmm.

He has access to it, but it's in my name.

Oh, well, I would shut down access to it immediately.

Yeah, I'd do that really fast.

Yeah, I'm going to call him right now.

Why'd she take that, Kitty? Yeah, she did. Something's up.

Hey, there you are.

Oh, gracias, Lupe.

What happened?

Hey, this is my partner, Gigi Conaway.

She's been investigating Riley.

Riley? Yeah, I mean, look, there's no easy way to tell you this, but Riley's

been having an affair with your wife.

I mean, we don't have any concrete evidence, but everything's been pointing

to the same direction.

Oh. We thought it was important for you to meet.

Cliff? Jackie.

Oh, you two know each other?

Well, uh... We met.

Really? Excuse me?

Well, we, um, met at his shop, and we started talking, and, uh,

we got to know each other.

I didn't see that one coming.

What about her husband?

Are you kidding? Divorce.

And the money?

What money?

Oh, I don't think... I think we should... Well, we should be going.

Thank you, and good luck to you.

It's not a bad day's pay.

We can't keep this.

Hey, look, we really don't know where it came from.

And our client just paid us in full.

Our client?

Yeah, our client.

Don't you think it would be better if we worked together?

Well, Frankie.

I mean, you know, it would be strictly business, I would think.

Well, where's the fun in that?

Still here?

Yeah, I was just waiting for my friend. I don't care.

Listen.

I'm going away for the weekend, too.

Make sure, when I get back, everything you own is out of here.

Leave an address, and I'll be sure to send over the divorce papers.

Divorce? What are you talking about?

Save it.

See ya.

This whole thing's kind of weird. I mean, it's like we're starting over, but

we already know how it's going to end.

Well, we'll just have to begin again.

What the hell is going on here?

Paul, I thought you were away for the weekend.

Who are you?

This is Cliff.

What?

What's up?

Listen, Jackie, I don't know what you're pulling here, but... No, you listen,

Paul.

I'm leaving you.

You've got to be kidding me.

I'm not kidding.

After all I've done for you, and you're leaving me for him?

You know what? So what? What about your secretary and the money that you stole?

What money?

The money that is now safely in my deposit box.

And what's this with locking me out of our safety deposit box?

You know what, Paul?

No more lies, okay? Just get out.

You have no idea what a big mistake you're making here.

I think he's mad.

He'll get over it.

What about the money?

I'll give it back.

If they want to go after Paul, I'm not going to stand in their way.

I'll celebrate.

Here's to a new partnership.

With my rules.

Fine. With your rules.

Rule number one, get naked.

Oh, yes, ma'am.

Thank you.

I love you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You got me singing along from a half-full heart.

I know nothing's missing, even though I've been torn apart.

And I don't have a clue.

But I dance this one with you. I like the way you turn me round and

round, round and round.

You got me in a spin.

I love the spell I'm in.

How did I begin?

It's like I see you baby With brand new eyes

Eyes that follow a heart that leaves with a question