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♪♪ [THEME SONG]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

♪ They're the world's ♪

♪ Most fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪

♪ And they're green ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ When the evil Shredder attacks ♪

♪ These turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads ♪

♪ Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool, but rude ♪ Gimme a break.

♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

Bummer, they're on to me.

I've got to make turtle tracks out of here.

Maybe there's a sewer entrance in this alley.

Whoa! Far out!

Ugh!

I can't lift this thing.

I've got to hide somewhere.

Those newspapers! I'll hide in there.

[MECHANICAL MOVEMENTS]

No!

No, not the Tyrano Toys!

Ahh!

Whoa.

Whoa, what happened, dude?

You fell asleep with this newspaper

on your face.

It was definite improvement.

Whoa, I must have been dreaming.

One of these was chasing me.

It's a brand-new robot toy,

the Tyrano Toy.

Oh, that reminds me.

April's about to give a special report on the Toy Fair.

[DONATELLO] Great, we got here just in time.

This is April O'Neil, Channel 6 News,

reporting from the annual Toy Fair.

Manufacturers come from all over the world

to exhibit their newest products.

Sorry, kids, but the Toy Fair

is only open to people in the toy business.

You'll just have to wait until they reach the shops.

Major bummer!

I was looking forward to that Toy Fair.

You heard April.

It's not open to the public.

No problemo, dude.

I am not a public.

I am a Turtle.

Ta-da!

I'll go as a toy store owner.

[RAPHAEL] You'd have better luck going as a toy.

[ALL LAUGHING]

[LEONARDO] Good one, Raphael.

[MICHELANGELO] All right! I made it!

Just where do you think you're going?

Oh, it's cool, dude.

Uh, Officer dude.

See, I'm a toy salesman.

Look!

Uh, well, I sell antique toys.

Oh, ooh, ooh!

And don't try that again!

And people think salesmen have an easy life.

Whoa! I'm beginning to get a truly gnarly notion.

You'd have better luck going as a toy.

Pretty weird-looking toy, ain't it?

Yeah, there's no accountin' for taste.

Whoa...this is toy heaven!

I'm going to scope out those Tyrano Toys.

Well, here's the Tyler Toys booth,

but no Tyrano Toys.

[BOY] Daddy, I want that!

I want that turtle toy, Daddy!

Just a moment, Kevin. I'm talking to Mr. Weasel.

[FRENCH ACCENT] Uh, that's pronounced Weas-el, Mr. Tyler.

Daddy, I want that turtle toy right now!

Oh, all right, Kevin.

Have that turtle toy shipped to the estate, Weasel.

I didn't even know we made those.

Yes, Mr. Tyler.

And make sure the Tyrano Toys are here

in time for the opening.

The truck is parked at the rear of my estate.

Maurice, Dwayne?

Take that turtle toy to Mr. Tyler's estate.

Right, Mr. Weasel.

[FRENCH PRONUNCIATION] That's Weas-el!

Weas-el!

Looks like my toy imitation worked too well.

Now that kid wants to take me home.

Oh, bummer!

The security guard.

Till our next Channel 6 update from the Toy Fair,

this is April O'Neil signing off.

Oh, I'm certainly glad that's over.

I can't imagine anything more boring

than reporting on some silly Toy Fair.

I don't believe it!

That's Michelangelo!

Don't tell me they're now making toys

of those nasty turtles.

Ow!

This is April calling the Turtles!

[TURTLECOM BEEPING]

This is Leonardo. Go ahead, April.

I'm at the Toy Fair and I just saw two men

carrying Michelangelo away!

Uh-huh. I always knew they'd cart

that knucklehead off sooner or later.

Were they wearing white coats?

No. They were two men from the Tyler Toy company.

And I didn't like the looks of them, either.

We're on our way, April.

I think it's time to call a screeching halt

to this turtle toy stuff.

[DWAYNE] Uh, Maurice,

did you bring them, uh, reprogram microchips?

Yep. Got 'em right here.

Old man Tyler sure going to be surprised

when his Tyrano Toys start wrecking everything.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Yeah.

Wrecking everything?

I'd better be a toy just a skosh longer

and find out what these dudes are up to.

I thought I heard something.

You want to check out that stupid turtle toy?

It's okay, Dwayne. It just fell over.

[DONATELLO] Hurry, Raphael! Faster!

[RAPHAEL] Right.

And if we get stopped for speeding,

I'll let you explain how a mutant turtle

can't get a driver's license.

There's the Toy Fair, up ahead!

[DONATELLO] And there's the Tyler Toy company truck headed our way.

Let's flag these guys down.

Maybe they know where Michelangelo's been taken.

[RAPHAEL] You got it.

Hey, hold up a minute!

Hey, look. It's another one of them turtle toys.

Yeah, but this one's a-movin'.

I think they're battery powered.

[DWAYNE] Let's find out.

[EVIL CHUCKLING]

Hey, slow down!

Slow down!

Whoa!

Leonardo--that van was heading right for him!

[SIGHS] Quite a ride, huh, fellas?

[NERVOUS LAUGH]

Next time, I think I'll walk.

Now we'll never catch that truck.

We'd better head to the Toy Fair

and find out what's happened to Michelangelo.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Come on, let's take this thing up

to the brat's playroom.

Yeah.

And then we'll go put them microchips

in the rest of the Tyrano Toys.

Ugh!

That is one heavy toy.

Oh, quit complaining, Dwayne.

When Weasel takes over Tyler Toys,

you and me's going to be living here,

and old man Tyler will be carrying our stuff.

[CHUCKLES] I like that idea.

[CHUCKLES] Me too, buddy.

Cowabunga!

What a bodacious playroom!

I wonder if I could put one in the lair.

But first, I'd better call the Turtles.

I don't like what those dudes

were rapping about.

Uh-oh! My turtlecom is gone!

Oh, well, the guys will find me

sooner or later.

[APRIL] And the two men who took Michelangelo

were taking orders from Wilbur Weasel.

Wilbur Weasel?

Sounds like the name of a cartoon character.

He's Tyler Toys' head designer.

He designed the new Tyrano Toys

that everyone's talking about.

Thanks, April.

I guess we'd better talk to this Weasel

and find out what happened to Michelangelo.

And we'll have to get into the Toy Fair to do it.

That means...

[BOTH IN UNISON] The scenic sewer route.

So where's the Toy Fair?

Probably on the other side of that wall.

Well, sir, we took that turtle toy

to Tyler's like you told us to.

Mercy, that's a lot of T's in one sentence.

Good.

Did you install the microchips

in the Tyrano Toys at the estate?

We did, just like you showed us, Mr. Weasel.

That's Weas-el!

Right. Weas-el!

The fair doesn't open for another few hours.

I think it's time for a little try-out

of my new, improved Tyrano Toys.

[LAUGH EVILLY]

[BEEP]

Look out!

[WEASEL] Mr. Tyler thinks this toy

is his crowning achievement.

But when these robots destroy everything in their path,

it will be the end of Tyler Toys!

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

Then I, Wilbur Weasel, will take my rightful place

as the world's greatest toy maker.

A little demonstration of their destructive power

is in order, I believe.

That's no toy; that's a weapon.

[MICHELANGELO MAKING PLANE NOISES]

Hey, what are you doing? You're a toy!

You can't play with those! They're mine!

Whoa! Cool it, little dude!

I'm not a toy.

You are so!

You're just some fancy robot, that's all.

And I don't like you.

Whoa! Chill, will you?

I'll chill you, Mr. Robot!

Enough playing around.

It's time to get real.

[KEVIN] You're not a toy.

Those were real ninja moves.

Wow!

You're one of the Ninja Turtles!

Don't you know it's not cool

to be rude to your guests, dude?

Wait, don't go.

Forget it!

I don't want to hang out where I'm not wanted.

I'm sorry, okay?

I--I never get to play with anybody else.

I guess I don't know the rules.

Would you stay?

Please?

Oh, all right.

Name's Michelangelo.

What do you want to do?

Aw, anything you want!

A real Ninja Turtle in my house!

Wow!

[DONATELLO] Oh, that's terrible.

Innocent little kids are going to buy those robots.

We can't let that happen.

[RAPHAEL] Right. It'll give all toys a bad name.

Well, then let's do something about it.

[ALL] Turtle power!

It's more of them turtle toys.

Those aren't toys, you fool!

Those are the Ninja Turtles!

Oh, great. This don't look good.

We don't know who you are, Mister,

but you're not going to put those weapons

into the hands of trusting children.

Allow me to introduce myself:

Wilbur Weasel, the world's greatest toy maker.

Wilbur the Weasel, huh? It suits you.

[FRUSTRATED LAUGH]

I keep telling everyone, it's Weas-el!

Oh, never mind.

Get them!

Hey! Put us down!

How about if we hang you up instead?

You might not have such an easy time of it with me.

[BEEP]

Go! Go find something to take care

of these turtles!

Weasel's getting away!

Getting away-- what a good idea.

Why didn't I think of that?

Weasel's up there. We've got to get him.

Throw our ninja ropes up there.

We can swing up to that cab.

[LAUGHS] Perfect!

Just what I thought you'd do.

We've got you now, Weasel!

[RAPHAEL] Somebody certainly has got somebody.

Not even the terrible turtles can thwart my tactics

for true toy terror.

[GIGGLING MANIACALLY]

Wow, that's even more T's in one sentence.

[GRUNTS] We can cut our way out of this.

Leonardo, if you cut the net,

we'll fall, and it's a long drop.

[RAPHAEL] Well, it's not the long drop that worries me.

It's that sudden stop at the end of it.

[STRUGGLING]

[RAPHAEL] That reminds me,

I have a dental appointment this afternoon.

You had a dental appointment.

Weasel, come down from there.

What are you doing?

Be good or I'll drop you on Tyler.

Be right down.

I want you to drop what you're doing.

Terrible choice of words.

I have some things to discuss with you

about the Tyrano Toys exhibit.

Right away, sir.

Let me give some last-minute instructions

to my associates.

Get back to Tyler's estate before he does

and get rid of that other turtle.

Why don't you fellows just hang around

until I get back?

[CHUCKLING]

Oh, wow, I did it!

My first pizza!

Looks totally triumphant, dude,

but it needs the Michelangelo seal of approval.

So let's chow down.

Hey, don't sweat it, little bud.

You deserve an "A" for effort.

[SQUELCHING]

Mm! And it's bodaciously good!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

It's those two guys who brought you here,

and they're coming in.

Uh-oh, those bozos are up to no good,

and I want to find out what.

Quick, we can hide in here.

[MAURICE] You get the truckload of Tyrano Toys.

I'll finish off that turtle.

Finish off?

They can't do that to my friend!

Kevin, wait!

When my father hears what you're doing,

he'll fire the both of you!

Yo, dudes!

Still want to toy around?

It's alive!

Grab that turtle!

And the kid!

Whoa! Whoa!

Sorry we have to split, dudes.

Oof!

You know, I liked that turtle better

when he was a toy.

We've got to grab 'em before they get to the gate.

Let's get the truck.

[MICHELANGELO] We sure could use your father

at a time like this.

Aw, my dad's never around when I need him.

Let's split up. It's me they want.

Whoa!

Oh, great, and I just had my shell waxed.

I don't know what's going on here,

but you're both fired.

Well, that's okay, Tyler.

We're working for your new boss, Weasel.

That's Weas-el.

Dump him in the cellar.

We've got to find that turtle and the kid.

Michelangelo, we've got to save my dad.

We will, but we'll need help

and my compadres are at the Toy Fair.

We need wheels.

Hey, I've got a toy electric car in the garage.

Then let's haul shell!

Time to finish cleaning up.

I'm totally in favor of recycling,

but not when I'm the cyclee.

I've got an idea.

[EXPLOSION] Ah!

I got it.

Leonardo, cut the net.

Will do.

Grab on to me, guys.

Let's get that weasel Weas-el.

There! We'll follow him.

My bid is he's headed for the Tyler estate.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Enter the rear of the estate.

Then we can lose 'em.

[ELECTRIC BUZZING]

Hey, where'd they go?

Now, boss, we were just looking for that turtle.

Never mind him.

We're stepping up our time table.

Take the Tyrano Toys to the Toy Fair now.

How about that?

Even odds.

I hate even odds!

[LAUGHS] Boy, if you think you can intimidate

the Ninja Turtles with a bunch

of robot dinosaurs...

You're absolutely right.

Nya, nya, you missed!

Whoa!

Oof!

How are we doing, fellas?

Oh, I estimate 4 down...

And about 40 to go.

They say you fight fire with fire,

so why not fight toys with toys?

All right, troops, forward march!

[TOY MONKEY CHIRPING]

What in blazes is going on?

It's Michelangelo!

That's General Michelangelo to you, dude.

Michelangelo, you never could resist a party.

Hey! Ow!

[CHIRPING]

Signed, sealed, and...

Undelivered.

Those Tyrano Toys are computer controlled.

If I could find the frequency of Weasel's microchips,

I could shut them down.

How long's that going to take?

Oh, maybe a few hours.

I hate to burst your bubble, bud, but we don't have hours.

My dad's got all the Tyler Toys specifications

in the house computer.

Well, let's boogey!

[MICHELANGELO] Yeehaw!

What are you?

He's a Ninja Turtle, Dad.

I'll explain later.

But first, we've got to stop Weasel.

[BEEPING]

This master unit will override

any of Weasel's controllers.

All right!

Oh, no.

I hope this wasn't the Turtles' last stand.

[LAUGHING]

The totality of the Teenage Turtles

cannot touch the terror of my Tyrano Toys.

Gee, that's got a lot of T's in that.

Will you shut up? Yes, sir.

The Tyrano Toys have stopped.

Darn it.

Just when I wrote this great surrender speech.

It can't be!

Wrong, dude!

We're through toying around with you.

[BEFUDDLED]

Weasel, you're fired!

And as for you two--

Uh, Mr. Tyler, we'd be willing to take a pay cut.

But only if we could get those guys' autographs.

[Mr. Tyler] Thank you all for your help.

I realize now that what a son needs

is a father he can talk to

instead of a lot of toys to play with.

Dad, let's not get carried away.

I'm going to miss you, Michelangelo.

Likewise, micro dude.

Come and see us in the sewer anytime.

Your friends will always be welcome here too, Kevin.

Thanks, Dad.

[SNIFFLING]

Oh, don't mind me.

I always cry at happy endings.

♪♪ [THEME SONG]

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