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Dear Red Shoes, It's funny how life can turn on a

dime. And I know a lot about dimes.

Dimes and dollars.

Millions, billions of them.

And I gambled it all.

18 hours a day, 6 days a week, sometimes more.

High stakes, high takes, do a deal, spin the wheel. It was better than Vegas.

Better than Belmont.

I was an investment banker.

I was one of the best.

I gave the game everything I had.

I was always in control.

Always.

I'm happy for you, really.

I know this is going to sound trite, but... I'm really, really

sorry that things didn't work out between us.

Don't. Okay.

I'm sorry. I mean, I just... I just couldn't take the competition.

You know, I mean, everything is a big game with you. I just couldn't handle

that.

You just wanted to hold all the cards, didn't you?

Why don't you call Elliot and ask him?

I know, okay?

But, look, I've got to be at this meeting in ten minutes. What do you want

me to do?

Why don't you call Elliot and see what he has to say, because my office is

staying the same.

Okay? But, look, I've got to be at this meeting in ten minutes. What do you want

me to do?

You ready? Yeah, let's go. Let's go.

Yeah.

Ted, wait!

What are you doing?

I just saw my wife.

But you're not even married!

Well, I don't think it'll be a problem.

And talk to them.

Howdy, man.

Would you marry me?

Hold on. What?

I know it's a little soon, and I don't mean to rush you.

But you see, me and my brother, we just robbed that bank over there, and we're

kind of in a hurry.

I didn't bring a ring with me or anything, and I haven't met your father.

Hold on a second. I'll just call you back, okay?

I think he'd like me, don't you?

I would...

Thinking more of the lines of a small intimate wedding.

You know, just a few family members, a few close friends.

A honeymoon in Hawaii.

You know, we can always wait a few years before we have a few kids.

Hold it right there. Stop the helicopter.

Let her go. Back off.

Way back.

Or else.

Don't move.

I hope they don't mess things up for you.

You know, I didn't formally introduce myself.

My name's Tom, and this here's my brother, Ged.

Fuck you.

Pleased to meet you too, ma'am.

You think you can get away with this?

Do you know that 85% of all kidnappings are foiled by the cops?

You guys are looking at some serious time.

I sure hope we don't get caught, Tom. I mean...

We got all those parking tickets we ain't paid.

Yeah, I bet they didn't pound this vehicle right on the spot if they kept

it. Yeah. Talk about adding insult to injury, huh?

Just tell me what you want.

I bet you have a lot of trouble holding on to a man.

You want money, that's what you want.

Ten, fifteen, twenty-five thousand.

Just pull over to any bank and I can give it to you.

But we already been to the bank.

I'll give you so much money you'll never have to rob a bank again.

You think we rob banks for money?

Well, do you rob banks?

Why don't you tell her, Jack?

Tradition.

Wild Bill Cody was our great-great-granddaddy.

Six with the five.

Seven, no help.

So, queen bets.

I'm in.

And with the ace, queen.

An ace with the queen. And a cowboy.

Ace bets.

I'm in there.

You know, I can't remember the last time a man brought me to a campfire.

Probably frightened them all away.

But you're not frightened, are you?

No.

Maybe you should be.

Maybe both of us should be.

Love's a scary thing.

My name's Sarah.

Sarah McLeod.

Never has been, honey, and never will be.

You know, I'd like to tell you that... Shut the fuck up.

I'm just trying to help.

I don't want your help. I want you to shut up, so just shut up.

I got better things to do with my time than dick around with a bunch of extras

from Bonanza.

Let's just take a little walk to your truck, okay?

Jed?

Boys?

She's got me.

Oh, dear.

Cut the bullshit. I want out of here right now.

There's no bullets in this gun.

I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen to me.

You guys rob banks without bullets?

No, we never use bullets.

Someone might get hurt.

We're friends who like to play cards.

The game's called poker.

Jed, I get the feeling the lady here has played before.

Yeah, I play.

What do you play?

The Dow, the New York Stock Exchange,

NASDAQ, OTB, horses, dogs, football, pregnancy pools at the office.

You name it, I play it.

But tonight we can just play cards.

Deal them up. Let's go.

Straight stud.

No limits, no strings, no wild cards.

I assume you guys have the cash after a little withdrawal.

Given that I'm unprepared, I hope you'll take credit and or jewelry.

Shit, lady.

Your watch alone is worth my take.

What is it, one of them fancy Rolodex ones?

Rolex.

My Rolodex is worth a lot more than my Rolex.

You're pretty important, aren't you?

What do you do?

I'm an investment banker.

Ah, you're one of us then.

Excuse me?

You rob banks.

Yep. Got a big one to rob tomorrow at 11 a.m. I start the bidding at 150.

I'll raise you $100.

Yeah, I wouldn't wipe my behind with this hand.

Excuse me, ma'am.

I'm out.

I'm in 250.

Ditto.

Somebody ought to just shoot your cards, Pete.

Put them out of their misery.

Oh, thanks, Lamb.

I'm out.

You believe in luck, Sarah?

Fate? Draw the cards?

No. I don't believe in luck or fate.

For failure, instinct, ability, intuition, that's what I believe in.

Well, on the basis of intuition, I call.

Your intuition's impaired. You better concentrate.

A lot of cards, Tom.

Speed to concentrating with cards.

You best be concentrating on that coffee there, Slim.

This is my future fiancé you're looking at.

Oh. Do I get to marry you?

You know, being as how I'm an ordained minister and all.

Sure, you can marry us, Blue.

I say we raise the stakes a little bit.

Money's boring, don't you think?

Well, what do you want to stake, ma'am?

Winner dares the loser.

I'm in for two dares.

Got the jack.

I'll tell you that right now.

What's up, Danny?

Tell me, Tom.

What do you value more than anything in this world?

I win.

You take me back into the city tonight.

I turn you into the cops. You get five for armed robbery.

I lose.

I marry you for five years.

Do your laundry.

Cook your food.

Make love with you.

Now we're going somewhere.

You're a fine woman, Sarah McLeod.

And a brave one.

I can't imagine them city boys giving you a run for your money.

But I think you already know that, don't you?

Three jacks, a pair of sevens.

We win.

Lou?

Get out your Bible.

I guess there's gonna be a wedding.

All right.

Just follow the rhythm.

I'm trying.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, tonight,

to join this here man and this here woman

in holy matrimony. Now,

if

there's anyone here...

Oh, hell, blah, blah, blah. Y'all know this part here.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

You know, my daddy used to tell me that gamblers were the most honest people he

ever knew.

He said that if they were willing to risk everything, that they'd also risk

telling the truth.

And he also said that gamblers who cheat were nothing but liars and thieves.

Oh, my God.

Right down there mister.

That's good. Now get back there.

Do you mind putting the rest of that nice pretty money in this fat guy right

here? Thank you. Thank you very much. You have a nice day.

Thank you. Have a nice day.

Don't cry, please.

It's my anniversary.

20 years.

How about if we sing a song?

When I was little and got scared, my mom would make us sing. I always felt

better.

What shall we sing?

What does everyone know?

Row, row, row your boat.

Come on, everyone knows that one. Row, row, row your boat.

Come on, everybody.

Row, row, row your boat.

Gently down the stream.

Row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream. No, wait a second. This section

here.

Ladies and gentlemen, according to my research, federal security stocks have

risen 3.23% in the last quarter.

Though this sounds good, it's quite the opposite.

Our competitors, gentlemen, are showing improvements of 5 to 10%. For instance,

you know, last night I cheated at cards.

It's a real shitty thing.

That's right.

Break the law, you're bound to get caught.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new security

consultant, Tom Cody.

His family's been in banking ever since the Mayflower.

Why don't you tell them what you know, Tom?

I think it can wait till later.

You can cheat at cards, but you can't cheat at love.

That's why love is the ultimate risk.

The ultimate gamble.

Staking everything on one turn of pitch and toss.

Knowing you could lose, but doing it anyway.

Ain't that the truth, Stella?

Even in a dog's world.