1 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:56,000 Dear Red Shoes, It's funny how life can turn on a 2 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,660 dime. And I know a lot about dimes. 3 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:01,240 Dimes and dollars. 4 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:04,260 Millions, billions of them. 5 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,200 And I gambled it all. 6 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:13,480 18 hours a day, 6 days a week, sometimes more. 7 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:18,650 High stakes, high takes, do a deal, spin the wheel. It was better than Vegas. 8 00:01:19,070 --> 00:01:20,130 Better than Belmont. 9 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:22,550 I was an investment banker. 10 00:01:23,910 --> 00:01:25,270 I was one of the best. 11 00:01:26,350 --> 00:01:28,430 I gave the game everything I had. 12 00:01:29,910 --> 00:01:31,270 I was always in control. 13 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:33,550 Always. 14 00:01:56,590 --> 00:01:57,590 I'm happy for you, really. 15 00:01:58,630 --> 00:02:05,470 I know this is going to sound trite, but... I'm really, really 16 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:07,190 sorry that things didn't work out between us. 17 00:02:07,570 --> 00:02:08,870 Don't. Okay. 18 00:02:09,650 --> 00:02:14,510 I'm sorry. I mean, I just... I just couldn't take the competition. 19 00:02:16,290 --> 00:02:20,890 You know, I mean, everything is a big game with you. I just couldn't handle 20 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:21,869 that. 21 00:02:21,870 --> 00:02:24,050 You just wanted to hold all the cards, didn't you? 22 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:54,910 Why don't you call Elliot and ask him? 23 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:58,250 I know, okay? 24 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:02,530 But, look, I've got to be at this meeting in ten minutes. What do you want 25 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:03,530 me to do? 26 00:03:06,050 --> 00:03:09,050 Why don't you call Elliot and see what he has to say, because my office is 27 00:03:09,050 --> 00:03:10,050 staying the same. 28 00:03:12,110 --> 00:03:16,790 Okay? But, look, I've got to be at this meeting in ten minutes. What do you want 29 00:03:16,790 --> 00:03:17,790 me to do? 30 00:03:23,630 --> 00:03:24,870 You ready? Yeah, let's go. Let's go. 31 00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:26,170 Yeah. 32 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:31,250 Ted, wait! 33 00:03:33,370 --> 00:03:36,310 What are you doing? 34 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:38,510 I just saw my wife. 35 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:39,990 But you're not even married! 36 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:42,330 Well, I don't think it'll be a problem. 37 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:53,750 And talk to them. 38 00:03:55,190 --> 00:03:56,190 Howdy, man. 39 00:03:59,270 --> 00:04:00,290 Would you marry me? 40 00:04:01,830 --> 00:04:02,910 Hold on. What? 41 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:06,230 I know it's a little soon, and I don't mean to rush you. 42 00:04:06,810 --> 00:04:09,470 But you see, me and my brother, we just robbed that bank over there, and we're 43 00:04:09,470 --> 00:04:10,470 kind of in a hurry. 44 00:04:11,610 --> 00:04:15,190 I didn't bring a ring with me or anything, and I haven't met your father. 45 00:04:15,450 --> 00:04:17,390 Hold on a second. I'll just call you back, okay? 46 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:19,410 I think he'd like me, don't you? 47 00:04:20,589 --> 00:04:21,419 I would... 48 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:24,360 Thinking more of the lines of a small intimate wedding. 49 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:27,460 You know, just a few family members, a few close friends. 50 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:28,960 A honeymoon in Hawaii. 51 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:32,440 You know, we can always wait a few years before we have a few kids. 52 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:36,460 Hold it right there. Stop the helicopter. 53 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:37,920 Let her go. Back off. 54 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:39,720 Way back. 55 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:40,980 Or else. 56 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:43,060 Don't move. 57 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:48,120 I hope they don't mess things up for you. 58 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,460 You know, I didn't formally introduce myself. 59 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,800 My name's Tom, and this here's my brother, Ged. 60 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:52,880 Fuck you. 61 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:56,900 Pleased to meet you too, ma'am. 62 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,900 You think you can get away with this? 63 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:07,260 Do you know that 85% of all kidnappings are foiled by the cops? 64 00:06:07,740 --> 00:06:09,660 You guys are looking at some serious time. 65 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,140 I sure hope we don't get caught, Tom. I mean... 66 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,340 We got all those parking tickets we ain't paid. 67 00:06:16,260 --> 00:06:18,880 Yeah, I bet they didn't pound this vehicle right on the spot if they kept 68 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,000 it. Yeah. Talk about adding insult to injury, huh? 69 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,260 Just tell me what you want. 70 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:30,480 I bet you have a lot of trouble holding on to a man. 71 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,360 You want money, that's what you want. 72 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:35,040 Ten, fifteen, twenty-five thousand. 73 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,780 Just pull over to any bank and I can give it to you. 74 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,900 But we already been to the bank. 75 00:06:40,810 --> 00:06:43,570 I'll give you so much money you'll never have to rob a bank again. 76 00:06:45,810 --> 00:06:47,470 You think we rob banks for money? 77 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:49,850 Well, do you rob banks? 78 00:06:50,930 --> 00:06:51,930 Why don't you tell her, Jack? 79 00:06:52,630 --> 00:06:53,630 Tradition. 80 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:56,590 Wild Bill Cody was our great-great-granddaddy. 81 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:15,700 Six with the five. 82 00:07:16,820 --> 00:07:17,820 Seven, no help. 83 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,260 So, queen bets. 84 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,240 I'm in. 85 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:28,060 And with the ace, queen. 86 00:07:28,860 --> 00:07:31,620 An ace with the queen. And a cowboy. 87 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,640 Ace bets. 88 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:36,900 I'm in there. 89 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:52,360 You know, I can't remember the last time a man brought me to a campfire. 90 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,020 Probably frightened them all away. 91 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,060 But you're not frightened, are you? 92 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:01,300 No. 93 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:03,380 Maybe you should be. 94 00:08:06,580 --> 00:08:08,080 Maybe both of us should be. 95 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:10,880 Love's a scary thing. 96 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,600 My name's Sarah. 97 00:08:21,739 --> 00:08:22,739 Sarah McLeod. 98 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:25,360 Never has been, honey, and never will be. 99 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,980 You know, I'd like to tell you that... Shut the fuck up. 100 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,059 I'm just trying to help. 101 00:08:32,460 --> 00:08:35,100 I don't want your help. I want you to shut up, so just shut up. 102 00:08:35,799 --> 00:08:38,659 I got better things to do with my time than dick around with a bunch of extras 103 00:08:38,659 --> 00:08:39,659 from Bonanza. 104 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:44,260 Let's just take a little walk to your truck, okay? 105 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,440 Jed? 106 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:48,720 Boys? 107 00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:50,460 She's got me. 108 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,600 Oh, dear. 109 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:54,440 Cut the bullshit. I want out of here right now. 110 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,200 There's no bullets in this gun. 111 00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:05,360 I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen to me. 112 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,560 You guys rob banks without bullets? 113 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,000 No, we never use bullets. 114 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:13,640 Someone might get hurt. 115 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:24,210 We're friends who like to play cards. 116 00:09:25,170 --> 00:09:26,490 The game's called poker. 117 00:09:26,910 --> 00:09:29,590 Jed, I get the feeling the lady here has played before. 118 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:33,570 Yeah, I play. 119 00:09:35,330 --> 00:09:36,330 What do you play? 120 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:41,510 The Dow, the New York Stock Exchange, 121 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:49,070 NASDAQ, OTB, horses, dogs, football, pregnancy pools at the office. 122 00:09:50,570 --> 00:09:51,930 You name it, I play it. 123 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,460 But tonight we can just play cards. 124 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:58,740 Deal them up. Let's go. 125 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:01,840 Straight stud. 126 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,020 No limits, no strings, no wild cards. 127 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:08,340 I assume you guys have the cash after a little withdrawal. 128 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,180 Given that I'm unprepared, I hope you'll take credit and or jewelry. 129 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:14,840 Shit, lady. 130 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:16,640 Your watch alone is worth my take. 131 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,260 What is it, one of them fancy Rolodex ones? 132 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:22,060 Rolex. 133 00:10:24,910 --> 00:10:26,870 My Rolodex is worth a lot more than my Rolex. 134 00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:29,590 You're pretty important, aren't you? 135 00:10:30,690 --> 00:10:31,690 What do you do? 136 00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:33,890 I'm an investment banker. 137 00:10:35,350 --> 00:10:36,750 Ah, you're one of us then. 138 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,549 Excuse me? 139 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:39,610 You rob banks. 140 00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:45,090 Yep. Got a big one to rob tomorrow at 11 a.m. I start the bidding at 150. 141 00:10:46,490 --> 00:10:47,510 I'll raise you $100. 142 00:10:48,590 --> 00:10:50,830 Yeah, I wouldn't wipe my behind with this hand. 143 00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:52,310 Excuse me, ma'am. 144 00:10:52,510 --> 00:10:53,510 I'm out. 145 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,020 I'm in 250. 146 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,160 Ditto. 147 00:10:57,820 --> 00:10:59,460 Somebody ought to just shoot your cards, Pete. 148 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:00,720 Put them out of their misery. 149 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,080 Oh, thanks, Lamb. 150 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000 I'm out. 151 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:08,460 You believe in luck, Sarah? 152 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,420 Fate? Draw the cards? 153 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,320 No. I don't believe in luck or fate. 154 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:20,160 For failure, instinct, ability, intuition, that's what I believe in. 155 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,980 Well, on the basis of intuition, I call. 156 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,200 Your intuition's impaired. You better concentrate. 157 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,480 A lot of cards, Tom. 158 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,340 Speed to concentrating with cards. 159 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:36,940 You best be concentrating on that coffee there, Slim. 160 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,420 This is my future fiancé you're looking at. 161 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,980 Oh. Do I get to marry you? 162 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:45,820 You know, being as how I'm an ordained minister and all. 163 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:47,940 Sure, you can marry us, Blue. 164 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:54,580 I say we raise the stakes a little bit. 165 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:56,140 Money's boring, don't you think? 166 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,340 Well, what do you want to stake, ma'am? 167 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,880 Winner dares the loser. 168 00:12:31,690 --> 00:12:32,830 I'm in for two dares. 169 00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:34,630 Got the jack. 170 00:12:34,810 --> 00:12:35,870 I'll tell you that right now. 171 00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:41,230 What's up, Danny? 172 00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:46,070 Tell me, Tom. 173 00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:50,010 What do you value more than anything in this world? 174 00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:05,330 I win. 175 00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:07,570 You take me back into the city tonight. 176 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:12,270 I turn you into the cops. You get five for armed robbery. 177 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:18,010 I lose. 178 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:19,770 I marry you for five years. 179 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,110 Do your laundry. 180 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:25,990 Cook your food. 181 00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:29,250 Make love with you. 182 00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:36,790 Now we're going somewhere. 183 00:13:40,790 --> 00:13:42,570 You're a fine woman, Sarah McLeod. 184 00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:45,170 And a brave one. 185 00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:50,430 I can't imagine them city boys giving you a run for your money. 186 00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:53,790 But I think you already know that, don't you? 187 00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:14,070 Three jacks, a pair of sevens. 188 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:21,090 We win. 189 00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:29,290 Lou? 190 00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:32,610 Get out your Bible. 191 00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:35,210 I guess there's gonna be a wedding. 192 00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:37,730 All right. 193 00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:00,790 Just follow the rhythm. 194 00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,490 I'm trying. 195 00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:09,890 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, tonight, 196 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:16,570 to join this here man and this here woman 197 00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:19,850 in holy matrimony. Now, 198 00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:27,590 if 199 00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:28,870 there's anyone here... 200 00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:33,150 Oh, hell, blah, blah, blah. Y'all know this part here. 201 00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:49,210 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 202 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,870 You may kiss the bride. 203 00:16:10,410 --> 00:16:16,230 You know, my daddy used to tell me that gamblers were the most honest people he 204 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:17,230 ever knew. 205 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:23,490 He said that if they were willing to risk everything, that they'd also risk 206 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:24,490 telling the truth. 207 00:16:25,390 --> 00:16:32,350 And he also said that gamblers who cheat were nothing but liars and thieves. 208 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:27,220 Oh, my God. 209 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,560 Right down there mister. 210 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,800 That's good. Now get back there. 211 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,640 Do you mind putting the rest of that nice pretty money in this fat guy right 212 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:53,060 here? Thank you. Thank you very much. You have a nice day. 213 00:20:56,140 --> 00:21:01,160 Thank you. Have a nice day. 214 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,320 Don't cry, please. 215 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,080 It's my anniversary. 216 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:08,760 20 years. 217 00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:10,280 How about if we sing a song? 218 00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:14,720 When I was little and got scared, my mom would make us sing. I always felt 219 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:15,720 better. 220 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,380 What shall we sing? 221 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,020 What does everyone know? 222 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,500 Row, row, row your boat. 223 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,760 Come on, everyone knows that one. Row, row, row your boat. 224 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:26,980 Come on, everybody. 225 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,740 Row, row, row your boat. 226 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,620 Gently down the stream. 227 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:38,420 Row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream. No, wait a second. This section 228 00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:39,420 here. 229 00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:12,910 Ladies and gentlemen, according to my research, federal security stocks have 230 00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:15,710 risen 3.23% in the last quarter. 231 00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:19,250 Though this sounds good, it's quite the opposite. 232 00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:26,370 Our competitors, gentlemen, are showing improvements of 5 to 10%. For instance, 233 00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:31,910 you know, last night I cheated at cards. 234 00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:35,510 It's a real shitty thing. 235 00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:37,220 That's right. 236 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,660 Break the law, you're bound to get caught. 237 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:49,100 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new security 238 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,660 consultant, Tom Cody. 239 00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:53,720 His family's been in banking ever since the Mayflower. 240 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,500 Why don't you tell them what you know, Tom? 241 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,320 I think it can wait till later. 242 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,400 You can cheat at cards, but you can't cheat at love. 243 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,220 That's why love is the ultimate risk. 244 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,020 The ultimate gamble. 245 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,140 Staking everything on one turn of pitch and toss. 246 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:55,160 Knowing you could lose, but doing it anyway. 247 00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,640 Ain't that the truth, Stella? 248 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,440 Even in a dog's world.