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- It turned out beautifully, didn't it? - Very nice.

You'll have to keep these plants trimmed so you don't lose the view.

Welcome to my beautiful paradise.

It turned out beautifully. So classy. Life couldn't be better.

And expensive.

Last year was crazy.

Every year we swear that things will be better.

Maybe this year it's time for us to really…

Really change something. You know?

Are we rolling?

Kaulitz & Kaulitz, Season 3.

Shit.

- Hooray! - Hooray!

This season is all about change.

Exciting!

Eating healthier.

Cooking soup.

Playing tennis. Running a marathon.

- I have to pee. - No!

Non-alcoholic beer. I want a long life.

Time to make some changes.

That won't taste good. Do you want a Snickers?

This season, everything goes.

I'm on a penis detox.

Little Billy.

It was the first time we looked back.

- Here. - There. That's our house.

Yeah, Loitsche was a prison.

I had really dark thoughts.

I did everything wrong again.

- "Everything"? - That's it.

- I'm enemy number one for him. - Fuck him.

I'm scared that I'm gonna be sick.

That's a mix-up.

Neither of us has a will.

And if one of us is no longer here… I can't even imagine.

We've grown as people this year.

When they all meet!

You're here!

It'll be emotional.

- I just had to cry. - Painful.

Insanely funny.

A little cool-down.

New series, new luck.

Walking in with the wagon and Alfia, they'll think we're nuts.

Who cares? And we are.

The pool is finished, so I obviously must throw a big pool party.

A legendary party, super stylish and classy.

- A pool noodle for starters. - Into the cart it goes.

There.

It definitely won't be classy.

I've always wanted to be a cheerleader. Alfia, come here. Look what Daddy has.

I don't think Bill has ever thrown a classy party in his entire life.

- Here is your glass. - Look.

Instead, it'll be… tacky.

As the host, you're responsible

for making sure everyone has the best time.

- Water pistols! - Those are fun.

- We can put alcohol in them. - Yes.

Right.

We're lowering the standard.

This one's quite cool!

It's not a theme party though, is it?

The theme is "fabulous."

Yeah.

Nothing here is fabulous.

This will make my party look cheesy.

- Yes. - It makes everything look cheap.

Guys, this is all crap. Let's leave.

Here. Hang on. Cool.

For me, at a party…

- Show me. - …the most underrated thing ever…

Look. Isn't that cool?

…even for a party at home,

whether it's in a community garden or in your apartment,

a bubble machine is the coolest thing you can get going.

It's nice.

Would that be considered pollution?

It's not enough.

- Right? I don't think it's bad. - No.

- That store is a disaster. - That store is a disaster, yes.

- I like it. - I disapprove.

- Let's get it. - No.

In any case, my place looks good. You don't have to do much.

Get a few good-looking guys…

Alfia, come. We're leaving.

I think the pool party is just a distraction.

The real reason why Bill wants to throw a pool party

is because he wants to have sex in the hot tub.

You always act like I'm such a slut. I'm not.

- Yeah, with you, it's… - I'm pure.

BILL WANTED TO GET INTO BED WITH HIM

Bill's dating life

is so wild that I really…

I've lost track.

BILL CAN ONLY GUESS THE NUMBER OF SEXUAL PARTNERS

The past year was very emotional, with lots of ups and downs.

BILL TALKS ABOUT HEARTBREAK

I'm making progress.

CHEATED ON IN EVERY RELATIONSHIP

I got dumped last season. It didn't end well for me.

You can make a mistake once, twice… That's okay.

A third time, that's bananas.

That's bananas. It won't happen to me again.

I'm planning a big experiment.

A big surprise? What? Do I know about it?

You'll see. Let me surprise you.

Less dick, more decency. How am I gonna do that?

Dating is getting me nowhere. I'm done.

My new motto is to behave a little bit better.

Maybe be a little more reserved.

Maybe a bit more sensible and not so impulsive,

like I usually am.

Wait.

I need to stop thinking with my dick.

My love life is all over the place, it's pretty wild,

and I feel like I need to change a few things about and within myself.

That's why I've decided to go on a dick detox.

Okay, so what's allowed? What are the rules?

No porn, no texting, no dick pics, nothing. Just work.

Just thinking about it makes my head hurt.

And no masturbation either?

I don't think so. I'd drop that too.

I'm texting with…

I'd estimate, around 40 men.

Now you can delete all the pictures on your phone.

Get rid of them.

I hope he won't get mad at me, but I feel like when Bill…

They drop him right away. They don't keep in touch.

- No more naughty messages. - Exactly.

He sleeps with them, and then they break off contact.

So no more direct messages. Maybe I'll give you my password.

I can take over your messages now.

So either he actually has a small wiener,

or he's bad in bed. Could be that too.

- I'm deleting my Instagram. - Yeah…

- No, then we won't make any money. - We'll be poor.

Then we'll be poor. We don't want that either.

There's a statistic on how many times a day men think about sex.

It's a crazy number. It's very high.

So I can't do anything anymore.

It might be even higher for me.

I'll probably also score a few points with Tom

if I don't date any men for a while. He'll like that.

This couldn't get any better.

I'll need some outside help

to actually stick to my penis detox.

Like a pig in clover.

I'm on a penis detox.

A penis detox?

How long for?

- We'll see. As long as it does me good. - Two hours.

- Tops. - No.

I can already feel how much good it's doing me. No man, no sex.

That would mean he'd really take time for himself

and stay abstinent. No sex at all.

People consider me an optimist.

But in this case, I'd say it'll be tricky.

I'm a realist.

Yeah.

That sounds like a big change.

I think it's doing me good.

Definitely less dick in my life.

Wow, yeah. I'm really curious.

- Yeah. You should be. - It's a huge undertaking for you.

Yes.

Bill needs to stick to the penis detox.

No more Ballermann singers. He can't keep making the same mistakes.

This time it's really over. Done.

For a few months. Time to find himself.

The dick detox is supposed to last until I've found "Mr. Right."

We've got a whole fire here.

I don't want my hair to burn.

I'll try my best to stick with it. I'd say indefinitely.

It stinks. I'm outta here.

- Honestly, Bill, I'm skeptical. - I'm gonna stick with it. You'll see.

Twenty years of "Durch den Monsun."

Wuhlheide, here we come! I'm excited.

The biggest concert we've played in Berlin.

Great venue. We'll be banging out one hit after another.

I can already see our ugly mugs.

Oh, there.

Twenty years of "Durch den Monsun."

Today's the day

we've been looking forward to for so many months.

Isn't it crazy we've been doing this for 20 years?

We've rehearsed so much for this. There's no turning back now.

- Not bad. - That's awesome.

Look, our very first photo. Wait, the one coming up now. That one.

- There. - Yeah.

Our first photo shoot.

Looking at these photos, you can tell it's been 20 years, right?

Yeah, we look a bit younger there.

We don't usually look back. We hardly ever do that.

But on the occasion of "20 Years of Monsoon,"

for the first time I'm thinking, "Wow, fuck yeah, 20 years. It's awesome."

Our first music video.

Everybody knows it. It's kind of iconic because it was such a huge hit.

Looking back now, it was a crazy low-budget video.

You can even see people swimming in the background.

I had this hairstyle,

and I was supposed to dive into an aquarium.

So they put a camera in there and said,

"Yeah, we'll fix it in post."

"It'll look like Bill's diving out of the clouds."

Yeah. It didn't turn out too well.

TOKIO HOTEL STORAGE

- Nice! - Look at all the beautiful things we have.

The original from the "Scream" tour.

This is your original megaphone, Bill, from back then. The actual one.

Nice.

These are the gift boxes.

Twenty years of Monsoon and a tequila empire!

- And to family. - And to family.

- And to the Tokio Hotel family. - To family.

- Delicious. - Wow.

Guys!

It was worth the ride through the fields!

Seriously.

Look at all this stuff we have! A forklift!

Do you think we don't act our age?

Well, that's a good thing.

Today I dressed like a 15-year-old again.

- I love that your shirt says, "VIP." - Just letting people know.

Bill's clothes, his style, are always an expression of himself, of his life.

For Georg and Gustav…

also.

In a completely different way.

You dressed up especially for us today.

- Like in the old days. - The cow T-shirt.

We thought you might dress up a little for the 20th anniversary. No.

That's just who he is. We've always let each other be who we are.

And I think that was, or is,

something very special about our band.

The one person who's changed the most, appearance-wise,

is Georg.

Bill and Tom were always a little crazy, always a bit out there.

I'd just have to shave off my mustache and my goatee, and I'd look 12 again.

Bill changes every month.

Not just his look, but also, especially over the last few years,

his confidence around talking openly about everything

and being brave enough to put himself out there.

I think Tom has changed the most in terms of the way he thinks and acts

because he decided

he was going to immerse himself in music production.

He had tunnel vision.

I wasn't super talented.

I mean, more so than Georg and Gustav, but…

You know, there are things you have to learn.

You must put in the work because you want to do it.

I'm the only one who's still the same.

A lot has changed on the outside,

but the energy between us and the excitement

and anticipation remains the same.

Guys, I'm really nervous. People are already getting ready.

- Did you see on TikTok? It's so cute. - So cute, yeah.

They're decorating their pants with rhinestones and all kinds of stuff.

They're really going all out.

People are more nervous and more excited than we are.

- That's good. - Yeah, exactly.

I bet they think we're not at all excited.

Even now that we're older and after such a long career,

we still see fans who don't miss a show, who are there for everything,

always voting and always showing up… I find that adorable.

It's so sweet to see that you mean so much to them.

It's such a big part of their lives.

I mean, Tokio Hotel is part of their everyday lives.

We want Tokio Hotel!

Have you ever seen this? There are hundreds of people here.

They've been standing here since 11 a.m.

Well, our fans are very tenacious.

I'm happy that they stick it out this long.

They stand out here rain or shine. Today is so cold.

It's really amazing. I'm so happy.

You know, we still clearly remember

what it was like to play little beer tents in front of an audience of five.

Today we get to be here in Oberhausen in front of 12,000.

Are you with us?

Hi! Hello. How are you?

As a surprise, we met with a few fans

who've been with us from the start.

- Hi! How are you? - Hi.

We've known their faces for years,

and not just from a few concerts here and there.

They're there for the entire tour, every single show.

You're all so quiet today! Hi! How are you?

Are you all exhausted from the heat, or what?

I don't think there's a fan base as loyal as the one we have.

They've stuck with us.

There are a lot of fans who grew up with us

and went through all the highs and lows with us.

You always skipped school, right?

Yeah. My mother tried everything to stop me.

I'd go in the front door and out the back door.

Vanessa was a huge fan of Tom's back then.

I would've been thrilled if he'd invited me to his hotel room.

He looks good, and he's just different from the others.

He's very special.

She used to flash us from the front row.

Yeah.

Yeah, it felt like breaking out of everyday life

and trying to find myself a little.

It was… It was the same for us.

We were all the same age, right? Like…

An escape… Escaping normal life.

Listening to Tokio Hotel was an act of rebellion.

And Tokio Hotel is also a safe space, and a…

Yeah, a safe haven for a lot of people.

For me, it was the first Bravo article that I saw about you.

I saw the Bravo article

before I saw the video. "The New Super Band."

TOKIO HOTEL THE NEW SUPER BAND

I found it super interesting.

Sure, the look got me right away,

being another little queer boy from the provinces.

And then I found out that we had similar life experiences

having lived in small towns.

- Sweet. - And 20 years later, I'm still here.

It's the nicest compliment you can get. We felt the same way.

We wrote our songs for ourselves, to get us through our youth.

- And to heal. - Yes.

I feel like Tokio Hotel has always been a way of life

that stands for freedom and positivity

and all the things you might not have in everyday life, right?

You have a band you can cling to

that expresses a certain attitude toward life, right?

A sense of self, so to speak.

- Cheers, sweeties. - Cheers.

Please don't compete with me. You're wearing that?

Don't compete with my outfit.

Knowing that our songs are the soundtrack to somebody else's life,

is a beautiful thing.

- You know? - Totally.

20 YEARS

I'm starting to feel anxious.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

I think once everyone's inside and the vibe is there,

we will be able to relax.

- No, that makes me even more… - Really?

Wuhlheide!

I don't know the setlist at all.

I don't know it either.

Holy moly.

We always set the bar high for ourselves.

Because we've done a lot of shows in 20 years.

We've played an insane number of tours.

So we always want to do something that hasn't been done before.

We came up with some really special things for Wuhlheide.

We basically said, "Money is no object."

We want rain, we want confetti twice,

we want flames, we want thunder, we want drones.

I think our production cost 1.4 million euros.

We didn't make any money,

but we did this because we wanted to give back to our people

and give them a gift.

You want people to feel that

and go home and say,

"Wow, it was a show like I've never seen."

FIVE HOURS LATER

I can't hear myself.

Hello?

Once again, I have the worst luck on the most important day.

Hello?

- Hey! - How are you?

FOUR HOURS TO SHOWTIME

Nice shady spot you have here.

- Are you nervous? Because I… - Yes.

I just took a peek. This isn't exactly small.

- No. It's… - The biggest show we've done in Berlin.

Yeah, crazy.

How does it make you feel to know that,

after 20 years of success,

you're back to where you started when you were a teen band?

It's really nice.

None of us ever expected things to be this crazy again.

As an adult, you experience it differently.

Were you aware back then

that "Durch den Monsun" had this kind of potential?

Not at all. I mean, I remember we didn't even choose it as a single.

The record label boss's girlfriend picked it.

She said, "This one's awesome."

We said, "We don't care, as long as a single gets released."

Does a song like "Durch den Monsun" make you rich?

No.

- So… We really just… - Someone did get rich.

Actually, it's the type of song that could set you for life.

- It makes people rich… - It makes someone rich. Not us.

We were incredibly young.

We signed every contract that was put in front of us.

We had no idea. We didn't have a proper lawyer.

We make almost nothing from "Durch den Monsun."

We would've never matured

and would still be in our childhood bedroom.

It was the very start of our career,

and since then we've managed to free ourselves from all of that.

How much do I make from it? Nine hundred euros a year?

If I'm lucky? I don't know. Something like that probably, right?

- Yeah, if that. - Yeah.

Like I said, that was 20 years ago,

and we benefit from it in other ways.

But the song itself didn't make us rich.

It feels like you're being screwed over. That is the negative feeling.

We only started making money when we got out of that contract.

Back then, I didn't have millions in my account. Never. Not one.

- Hi. - Hiya.

- Hi. - Hey.

- Good morning. - Hello.

- Morning, Maxe. - Hello, my dear. How are you?

- Yeah, all good. - Great.

- Everyone's a bit nervous. - Yeah, it's contagious.

THREE HOURS TO SHOWTIME

But it's cool, it's like, focused nervous.

It's not like…

- Yeah, but everyone here is so nervous. - Really?

I've never been as nervous about any of our own shows as I was that night.

The biggest challenge is

to not get so nervous

that you totally screw up.

I need to turn up my in-ear. You too? I turned mine up.

- I hope my shoulder holds up. - Want me to give you a little massage?

I sometimes feel like I'm getting arthritis or something.

You know, my joints really hurt.

Should I warm you up a little?

It's…

Physically, I feel like I'm 45.

- To 20 years of "Durch den Monsoon." - Cheers.

- Twenty years! Come here. - Cheers.

Twenty years of non-stop success.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

To 20 more!

TOKIO HOTEL FOREVER

I'm shaking.

- Really? - Yes.

- Oh, Mouse. - My hands are shaking.

Yes, I'm really nervous.

- Yeah. My legs are like… - He's nervous.

What can we do?

Exactly. And you're gonna have a bout of diarrhea before the concert.

If you want to lighten the mood with Georg

or you want him to approve a budget, you just have to talk about poop.

Diarrhea and his lucky belt from the last tour,

and everything will be fine.

Ask him in an interview,

"You like everything to do with pooping…" He'll smile right away.

He'll light up right away.

Yes.

Imagine having to stand in the blazing sun.

I couldn't do it. I'd faint.

But I thought a hot doctor was your favorite thing.

It is, but I'm doing a total penis detox.

A penis detox?

Yeah. All looking, no touching.

I see. For… Right.

- What? You don't think I can do it? - No.

I mean, I'm sorry.

Tonight, after two little KAA DOS,

it'll be the end f it.

Sticking to things is not his forte.

BILL & TOM'S MOTHER

He makes a plan,

but then he's quickly back on the other track.

I'll see this detox through, no matter what.

Power Ranger power activated.

Let's get on that stage like Catherine the Great.

- I wish you all the luck. - Thanks! Have fun.

We're incredibly tense.

We're all going over every detail in our heads again.

The outfits were being sewn right up to the last minute.

Everything was last minute. I didn't like that.

When you put on a production this big,

you need the manpower to run it.

A crew of 180, from video wall to sound, drones…

Every department has to work.

If someone screws up or something isn't wired properly,

a lot of things can go wrong.

We'd planned every detail for that night.

We went all out to give the audience a night they'd never forget.

20 YEARS DURCH DEN MONSUN

WE ARE TOKIO HOTEL

I can't believe how many people came today and how many people think we're great

who maybe didn't think we were great for a long time.

It really is the biggest concert of our career.

I'm not someone who leaves anything to chance.

I rehearse everything until the last second,

so I can just have fun during the show.

So when technical stuff goes wrong,

it's really difficult for me to snap out of my bad mood.

I can't hear myself.

Everything that could go wrong for me went wrong.

My microphone completely failed, so I couldn't hear myself.

My in-ear mix,

the headphones I have in my ears to hear myself, dropped out.

I could only hear the band.

But the audience could still hear me.

I just didn't know it.

I can't hear anything.

So when I tapped my microphone and said, "Hello!",

the audience could hear it, but I couldn't hear it.

So we had to find a way for me to keep singing and hear myself,

and the thing that saved us was Kraftklub.

Luckily, Felix gave me his microphone,

and I finished the show with Kraftklub's microphone.

That saved the show for me,

but my mood was completely shot.

- Bill? - Yes.

Your headset isn't working.

Everything that comes out Apollo isn't working.

So what do I do?

I'll get a mic stand and set it up in front of you, okay?

For me, that was the worst-case scenario.

- It sounds terrible. - The whole thing sucks.

Can't you restart it?

- Yes, they just tried that. - Dude. Disaster.

It was so bad.

It was the worst mishap of my career. It had never happened before.

Can you fix it?

Is it this one?

Why today of all days?

Why does this shit have to happen now,

of all times, at such an important show?

It sounds like there's a storm coming!

Thank you for 20 years!

It's great that you all came, thank you!

"Monsoon" is actually a bit of a cheesy song, you know?

It's a song about true love

and how you can basically overcome anything

and do anything for the person you love.

Out of all our songs, I think "Durch den Monsun" shaped us the most

because it was our first number one hit.

It's such a special moment

to sing that song with the fans

because it brings back so many memories, most of them positive.

Thank you, Berlin!

Thanks for 20 years!

We'll see you next year on tour! Thank you!

It was the first time I thought, "Wow, fuck yeah, 20 years, that's pretty cool."

Thank you!

Thank you very much! Get home safe! Thank you!

Whoo, it's cold.

We picked up the tempo because it was so cold, right?

- It was a disaster for me. - I know.

I mean, it was a nightmare of a show.

- I know. - A nightmare.

- But we made the best of it. - It was so bad.

- And they didn't even notice. - What? It was off. The mic was…

Yeah, and what the hell, they couldn't fix it.

You rehearse for weeks and, as a musician,

you want to perform it perfectly, just like you…

You just want to be your best self, so to speak.

My sound was a disaster. I couldn't hear a thing.

He made the vocals too loud.

I don't know what he was doing.

If you have the wrong sound and sing through a different microphone,

for the singer…

That's your instrument at that moment… it changes everything.

You were great!

- Did you have fun? - I had fun, yes.

- Did you have fun? - You did it.

We did it, yes.

- Did the people on the balcony get wet? - Yes.

- Yes? Not just you. - Yes.

- Is Bill happy? - No, he's really upset.

- He basically did the show blind. - Deaf, actually.

We didn't notice.

- Great. - We didn't notice.

Whatever song it was, it came across great.

Not at all the way it sounded to you.

I stopped having fun.

Yeah, that's a shame. That sucks.

- Can we go? - A little champagne…

The atmosphere was all that mattered.

The atmosphere was all that mattered, yeah.

In hindsight, I can now enjoy it.

I saw how people were celebrating,

how nice it was for the audience.

Thank you to our fans, to all the fan mice who've been with us from the start.

- Especially all the Tom fans. - We love you.

TWO DAYS TO THE POOL PARTY

Nice, sweetie! She's so cute when she plays with it. Look.

- So cute with as a little shark. - Cute.

Alfia can't swim very well, just like me.

We're not great swimmers.

Like her dad. We stick to splashing around.

She's really unsure.

- It's not too deep. - It is. You could drown in the deep end.

Bill didn't earn his swimming badge.

I think Bill didn't even make it past the first swimming level.

Come, sweetie.

If he goes into his pool on a regular day, he won't drown.

But on a Saturday night after partying, he could slip and…

It could happen. A typical rock star death.

No swimming badge, no pool party.

And up.

Wait, let it sink first.

Tom makes things harder than they are.

And then he thinks, "Mom always said it was really hard."

I want to show him that it's a piece of cake.

The story is this. We had swimming lessons at school,

and Bill did the swimming course and didn't pass.

He couldn't get the ring.

Of course he passed. They both did.

Not so many. I don't want to get them all.

They always did everything together.

He could swim and… He wasn't as fast as his brother.

- You get them. It's not my pool. - Stop.

And then we came up with the idea of switching swimming trunks.

We still looked alike back then.

So I took the swimming test again in Bill's place.

I can't do it!

I don't remember that, but it sounds like something they'd do.

You're floating like a buoy. Breathe out, like this.

Let the air out!

Bill can't dive.

He needs to hold his nose, so he never gets very far.

I can see the air bubbles. You're letting out a little air. Great!

It's really deep, man.

I have a few people who can rescue me.

I'm inviting a few hotties.

If I bring them up all together, do I get the badge?

That was half of the swim test.

- That's not true. - Okay, but still.

We're going for a pedicure to look pretty for the pool party.

You need beautiful feet.

I always get a lot of compliments on my feet.

Show me.

Your toes. What's it called?

Your big toe is too small because you always squish them.

Nonsense, it's not too small!

Yes, look.

Bill has ugly feet.

- It looks perfect. - Look, there.

- Look at the shape. - We have the same.

Look, please. Yours is too short. Look at that.

- It's all shriveled up. - True.

- I like it shorter. - It's shriveled up.

He's worn shoes that were too small his whole life.

Because he likes small feet.

If you asked Bill,

"What size shoe do you wear?", he'd say…

- Size 40, as always. - Yeah, right.

Bill, we wear a 42.5.

We don't wear a 42.5. We wear a… Put it on.

Put it on. Put the shoe on.

It's too tight on me.

But now he really is a 40 or a 41,

because they're so deformed that they roll back at the front.

They are so squashed.

Tom always has athlete's foot. And warts.

You get athlete's foot in public swimming pools.

Your pool party will be like that.

Yeah. Have I even told you who I've invited?

No.

Jannik is flying in from Germany. Yippee!

- You can't be serious. - Yes.

You need a life coach to tell you

not to invite every other trash-TV guy from Germany.

They're not great prospects.

I like to watch trash TV to relax.

I'll take white

because I've found that you're a very honest person, so…

Yes, I sometimes get stupid ideas

because some of the men on reality shows are pretty hot.

I saw Jannik on Prominent Getrennt.

It's one of my favorite shows.

I'm a little bit of an asshole and a little bit of a romantic.

He can be a bit wild,

but there's also something boyish about him.

And he really is a very nice guy.

You want to find someone for life.

You shouldn't look on Ex on the Beach, but…

How will the dick detox work if he comes? I mean…

It's okay to look, it's not okay to touch.

Why is everyone so skeptical? He's a nice guy.

He's so against it for some reason. I don't know what that's about.

It's gonna be fun.

- Okay, then I have something for you. - Oh, yeah?

We're going down in style.

POOL PARTY DAY

Today, the most sophisticated

and glamorous party in the Hills is taking place.

Hollywood stands for glamour,

and my house stands for absolute elegance.

I don't want anything to look cheap.

Everything has to be tasteful.

Mouse, Mouse!

Wow, what is this? It's so beautiful.

- Isn't it perfect? - Wow.

- Hey. Did you have a good flight? - It's a dream.

Yeah, good.

Bill's put himself on a penis break.

Or a dick break, he called it.

I support all of his endeavors.

So I thought, "Okay, I'll help him with that."

As your supportive brother, I brought you a little gift.

You have a goal, and I'd like to show my support.

What is it? Is that like… Yeah, I knew it.

It'll never fit in there.

I thought it was the right size. You're smaller than me.

I'll behave myself.

Remember I have eagle eyes. Nothing escapes me.

If it fits, then it's a good gift.

You fit the sausage in there.

He's locked up, little Willy.

Little Billy.

Subtitle translation by: Diana Renker

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