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Jerry:
Uhh, I'm so nervous!
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It's been so long, no one
even makes fun of me
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for being unemployed
anymore.
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Aw. We can make fun of you
if you want, sweetie.
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{\an8}You could also
take one of these.
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It's a worry worm.
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It eats your worries
and dies out in a couple hours.
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I'm on one right now.
Super chill.
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I'm not taking
breakfast drugs!
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We doing
breakfast drugs?
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I'm just dropping
Morty off. Deal me in.
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Nobody's dealer-ing
anyone.
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Seriously, guys, this
interview is important to me!
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Wow! Good luck, Dad!
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Didn't -- Didn't realize
you were still trying.
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Yeah. Why?
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No one's on your ass
to contribute a thing.
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Ah, if you're trying to
neg me into taking a worm,
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you've succeeded.
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Negging works.
[ Gulps ]
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See you all in a week!
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Mnh.
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I'm so excited!
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Guh-uh, this is what it feels
like to have friends?
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Wouldn't know.
Pick you up on Sunday?
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See you then!
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-Snowball!
-Morty!
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-[ Panting ]
-[ Laughs ]
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Oh, my God!
I missed you so much!
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Me too, Morty. Me too.
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[ Laughs ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Shutter clicking ]
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I...was there
when that happened.
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Really cool!
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Whoa! They got
a monorail, too?!
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Proud of my dog.
He built this place, you know.
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UGG! Glugg UGG!
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Agh! Shit!
What the fuck?
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{\an8}Paul! Come! Up!
Don't mess with him.
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{\an8}We don't know
if he's had his shots.
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{\an8}Snowball: Morty.
Oh, I see you've met a mup.
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{\an8}No big deal.
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{\an8}Just humanoid creatures
we bred to be pets.
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{\an8}Hopefully that doesn't, heh,
freak you out too much.
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{\an8}Oh. Nope.
I've seen a lot of stuff.
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Good, because
it would be weird
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if you were
offended by it, heh,
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since you had pets first.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Sniffing ]
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Ugh! Is there anything else
we could visit or talk about?
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Yes. Good. Good.
Of course.
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BooBoo, push
the Sniff Conference.
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I've got a lot to show
my old friend.
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That's the college
of New Dog City.
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{\an8}And there is our
mech-suit warehouse.
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We've updated
your grandpa's designs.
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{\an8}Cool!
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{\an8}I know you're probably
distracted by the mups.
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{\an8}Sadly, they're all
I can see now.
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{\an8}Okay, m-maybe we should
just chill at your place.
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{\an8}You know?
Ch-Chill? Hang?
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{\an8}[ Beeping ]
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Water bowl, sir?
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{\an8}It is our finest
hose water.
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{\an8}Ohh! It's shaped
like a little dog bowl.
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{\an8}Tha-- Hey.
That's -- That's fun.
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{\an8}Snowball:
Yes, this is good.
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{\an8}We will hang by the pool
and reminisce about old times.
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No politics. [ Chuckles ]
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[ Mancors screeching ]
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We got company!
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God damn it!
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-Haaaa!
-Take, take!
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Jesus Christ!
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-Take, take, take!
-Take, take, take!
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[ Morty screams ]
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You said we could
keep them out!
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We're trying, sir!
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The Mancors,
they're adapting!
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{\an8}So we adapt harder,
General.
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{\an8}You're making my friend
uncomfortable.
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{\an8}Okay. Morty...
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{\an8}I think you're getting
the wrong impression.
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{\an8}You're seeing a lot
of physical deformity
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{\an8}and selective breeding,
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{\an8}and your mind is going
to all kinds of places.
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{\an8}I mean, it's more that this
wasn't quite the vacation I --
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{\an8}Titus, take Morty
to the mup facility, mm?
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{\an8}Show him
how loved they are.
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Hey, buddy!
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Okay. Y-You don't
have to crouch.
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{\an8}Wow, and it says here
under Other Experience:
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{\an8}"jumped dimensions."
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{\an8}What was that like?
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{\an8}Well, you see
some things, Bob,
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{\an8}but at the end
of the day,
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{\an8}you realize we're all
pretty much the same.
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{\an8}That's the kind of experience
I want to bring to the team.
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{\an8}Incredible.
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{\an8}So can I ask?
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{\an8}Any big fish you're
trying to take down?
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{\an8}Well, Jerry, I don't normally
talk clients during interviews,
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{\an8}but, God, I'm just loving
this laid-back attitude!
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Nipslip Vodka.
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If we can convince them
to hire us,
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we'd double our revenue.
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Ahh.
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I mean,
it's right there, Bob.
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It's screaming at ya.
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What? I-I-I don't see it.
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Drink.
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Yes. Yes! I love it!
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I love it!
So simple. So great!
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Mm. These things
come to me.
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Hey. You free tonight?
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We're having dinner
with their CEO.
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They need to
hear this, Jerry,
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and they need to hear it from
someone as confident as you.
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♪ It's Friday, Friday,
gotta get down on Friday ♪
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-Honey, I'm home.
-Jerry?
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Prospects are good. Meeting
the client for dinner.
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Oh. Uh, that's great.
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Why did you park
on the lawn?
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Jesus. How many
of these did you take?
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The first worm helped,
so I took a couple
more. No biggie.
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What's up?
Jerry O.D. on worms?
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I told him
to take one!
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[Burps] Holy shit!
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Jerry,
you are teeming!
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I-I guess you had
enough anxiety
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to fuel a worm
breeding frenzy.
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That's a bad thing,
right?
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It's a new thing.
I-I gotta admit,
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I don't know much
about the worm business.
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I'm sure my worm
dealer has a fix.
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J-Man's gonna pass
on all this.
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Honey,
you're teeming!
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Alright. But let's
wrap this quick.
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Big night ahead.
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No more
giving Jerry drugs.
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Loud and clear.
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Titus: You like that?
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We call it
a mup-a-cino!
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Mmm! Creamy!
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Biscuit, this is Emperor
Snowball's "Morty."
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As you can see,
Morty,
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it's all totally fine.
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I'm kind of getting
the impression
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that you're all sort of
ashamed of this stuff.
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Ashamed?
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He seems
unconvinced.
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I'll play the video.
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Dog spokesperson: And thanks
to new breakthroughs
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in cruelty-free Mup technology,
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you can further customize
your new best friend
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with our drag-and-drop display.
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[ Mup screams ]
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Hahaha!
And the mups like it!
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Non-genetic modifications
can also be made
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once your mup is born,
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and once the stitch is healed,
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your new friend is ready
to join the family.
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Super normal!
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And if you think it's weird,
you're weird.
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[ Baby mup cries ]
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Brought you
a friiiend!
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[ Coughing ]
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That's a happy
wheeze!
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Titus: Aww. He thinks
they're inside the TV.
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Play him
the video again!
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Morty?
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Oh. Hey -- Hey, pal.
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Glad I caught you,
actually.
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I-I'm just
gonna take off.
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Got some homework
I forgot about. Uh...
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-Great seeing you, though.
-Right.
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So you're going to
cancel me?
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What? No.
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So you're not gonna run
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and tell your grandfather
I'm doing eugenics?
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You're projecting so much
specific shit onto me!
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You think I'm racist.
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Listen, I came here
as your friend.
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That's how
I wanna leave.
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Okay. Just had
a lot planned.
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Didn't even get to see
our giant sprinkler.
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Next time. O-Okay?
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Okay...
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[ Door closes ]
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[ Panting softly ]
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Please don't try to kill me.
Please don't try to kill me.
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Please don't try
to kill me.
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[ Crash ]
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Titus: Oh, shit!
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{\an8}[ Tires screech ]
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{\an8}God damn it!
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{\an8}-Oh, God!
-On the ground! Down! Down!
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Tires screech ]
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[ Horn honks ]
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Driver: Get out of the road,
you dumb mup!
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Oh...no...
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[ Mups snarling ]
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[Mancors shrieking]
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Snarling ]
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Oh, fuck me!
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-Take, take, take, take!
-Take, take, take, take!
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Wait! Maybe they can't
see us if we don't move!
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Never mind! Run!
[ Whimpers ]
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[ Sniffing ]
Take-take?
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Ugh. Please don't take me
to join some kind of rebellion.
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Yah. Take-take.
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[ Mancors shrieking ]
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Aww, man!
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Uh, hello? Sweet Marie?
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[ Lizard growls and screeches ]
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Brought the
whole family, huh?
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We're cool.
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Yeah, we're...
ice cold.
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As you can see,
my idiot kinda-husband
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took too many
Flaxar worms,
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and they are now
reproducing inside him.
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Cha-ching!
You want to go 60/40?
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We're trying to fix him, not
get into the worm business.
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Well, hold on.
Who's getting that 60?
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Dad, we are not
letting this woman
harvest Jerry for worms!
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Marie? You texted "Come in"
and then a gun emoji?
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Space Beth: Yah!
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[ All grunting ]
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[ Sweet Marie screams ]
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God damn it, Dad! Good
dealers don't grow on trees!
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Infinite multiverse,
sweetie.
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There are trees
that do that.
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[ All grunting ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Screeching ]
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Beth: Shit, Jerry!
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Hmm. We better
find him fast.
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If the worms hit a tipping
point on Jerry's anxiety,
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they'll start using him to
feed on other people's worry.
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You mean...
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He's going to feed on
creating discomfort.
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Oh, boy.
250
00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,174
He'll be great at it.
251
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:11,718
Jerry's tracker
disappeared here.
252
00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,303
The worms
must have eaten it.
253
00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:14,971
Those things impress me
more and more by the minute.
254
00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,348
Rick: They're a gold mine.
Hold on.
255
00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,767
[ Grunts ]
256
00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,602
Surprise improv
on the subway!
257
00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,395
Hey, want to jump in, sir?
258
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,272
[British accent] We could
play aging rock stars, luv.
259
00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,316
Shall we get cream-
crackered-knackered?
260
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,610
Taking him to that improv
class was a mistake.
261
00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,779
Why wouldn't that be
worry-worm heaven?
262
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,322
'Cause Jerry loves it.
263
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,115
Uh, no, these things
must be trying to max out
264
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,992
Jerry's anxiety
specifically.
265
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,660
Where could he go
to create
266
00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,913
the most discomfort
for everyone involved?
267
00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,831
-Rick/Beth: His client dinner!
-Client dinner?
268
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,292
{\an8}Right. Why he did the worms
in the first place.
269
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,919
{\an8}Do I have
Long COVID?
270
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,796
-Take, take, take!
-Take, take, take!
271
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:50,340
-Take, take, take!
-Take, take, take!
272
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,050
[ Mancors shrieking ]
273
00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,218
[ Morty screams ]
274
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:56,096
-Take, take, take!
-Take, take, take!
275
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:58,556
Oh. Cool. Y-You have
a leader already.
276
00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,891
Y-You don't --
You don't need me
277
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,726
as your Dances for Wolves.
278
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,853
With Wolves?
I haven't seen it.
279
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,022
Ha! That's
sidelines talk.
280
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,359
You clearly don't understand
what we're up against.
281
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,320
The dogs have a breeding
program in the city.
282
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,197
They raised us
in cages!
283
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,491
Our bodies were
twisted then ripped
284
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,784
from our mothers!
285
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,784
[ Mup crying ]
286
00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,327
I-I probably know
some of this.
287
00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,247
They made me watch the
mup video. Three times.
288
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,624
"Mup" is the language
of the oppressor!
289
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,168
You're still trapped
in their way of thinking!
290
00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,920
Again, just getting out
in front of this,
291
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,672
I'm not looking
to get caught up
292
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,299
in all the colonization,
eugenics, hierarchies.
293
00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,968
Above my pay grade.
294
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,095
Humans kind of started this
cycle a billion years ago.
295
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,680
You don't want me
involved.
296
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,140
So this is your fault?
297
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,016
Not directly enough
that I need to fix it.
298
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,352
I just come from a world where
the humans are in charge
299
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,770
and we did this to dogs.
300
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,230
[ Gasps ]
He will help us!
301
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,523
I didn't say that!
302
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,899
Wahwah: Dogsss!
303
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,235
-Scared! Scared!
-Scared! Scared!
304
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,029
[ Mancors screeching ]
305
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,114
Shh.
306
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,532
Dog commander:
Search everywhere!
307
00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,825
Do you have eyes
on Morty?
308
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,451
Commander:
Not yet.
309
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,451
Find him.
310
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:03,163
He said we were asshole,
racist piece-of-shit bigots!
311
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:04,289
[ Gasps ]
312
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,166
[ Mancors shrieking ]
313
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,418
{\an8}♪♪
314
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,628
{\an8}You fucking leatherskins!
315
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,089
NOOOOOOO!
Ascot...
316
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,383
{\an8}♪♪
317
00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,426
Ascot...
318
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,969
[Weakly] You...
319
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,054
must lead...
320
00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,514
Human booyyyy.
321
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,932
[ Mancor screams ]
322
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,100
Guh!
323
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,144
Just to clarify,
I killed that dog guy
324
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,770
'cause I'm pissed
at Snowball,
325
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,772
not because
of your conflict.
326
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,358
[ Whirring ]
327
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,944
-Take, take, take!
-Take, take, take!
328
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,989
-Take, take, take!
-Take, take, take!
329
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,284
Yes, General?
Awww! Morty!
330
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,203
I heard there was
a car crash.
331
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,663
{\an8}Where are you?
I can come get you.
332
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,624
{\an8}I'm coming for you,
Snowball!
333
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,460
{\an8}You asshole, racist
piece-of-shit bigot!
334
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,295
[ Gasps ] I knew it!
335
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,838
[ Morty screams ]
336
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:56,674
{\an8}Morty: Okay.
The main gate is here.
337
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,051
{\an8}Guest house is here.
338
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,802
{\an8}Remember,
Snowball is mine.
339
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,305
{\an8}And, again, just so happens
both our agendas
340
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,723
{\an8}involve storming
the palace.
341
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,099
{\an8}Not your leader.
342
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,099
{\an8}[ Mancors grunting ]
343
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,060
{\an8}No. Just stop winking at me!
344
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,978
{\an8}Don't wink
at each other, either!
345
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,356
{\an8}I mean it!
I'm not a Christ figure!
346
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,941
Mancors...ready.
347
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,567
Good.
Let's just get in there.
348
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,611
It's time to let
Snowball know...
349
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,780
he's been a bad dog.
350
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,908
[ Smooth jazz music plays ]
351
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,953
Uh, sir,
how can I help you?
352
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,581
Jerry! Man, am I glad
to see you!
353
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,792
Uh, is your skin moving?
354
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,962
Yeah...
355
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,383
Jerry, this is Carl.
Carl Nipslip...
356
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,427
Carl, I just gotta tell you,
you're fucking bald.
357
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,221
And I hate bald dudes.
358
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,932
[ Laughs ]
I love this guy!
359
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,308
[ All laugh ]
360
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,103
I hear you're nervous
about working with us, Carl.
361
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,898
I used to feel nervous.
Now I literally eat fear.
362
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,526
Let's have a drink,
you fucking pussy.
363
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,279
Three martinis.
I already ordered for us.
364
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,321
Wow. Yeah.
365
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,948
Oh, my God.
366
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:05,285
That was what I wanted!
How'd you know?!
367
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,787
'Cause you're a drunk.
And I know what you want.
368
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,747
I know
what customers want.
369
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,292
They want to be told
what they want.
370
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,752
Frankly, I-I'd sign the
paperwork right now.
371
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,796
I would definitely.
But you need to meet --
372
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,007
[ Clears throat ] You need to
meet the board in New York.
373
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,883
Take me there.
374
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,138
Jerry!
What are you doing?!
375
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,473
And why'd you tell me to
bring my pregnant wife?!
376
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,641
[ Screaming ]
377
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,519
I was supposed to
get an epidural!
378
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,647
[ Alarms blaring ]
379
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,149
[ Screaming ]
380
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,067
I induced your labor
with that barrel roll.
381
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,403
Now I'm going to
deliver your baby.
382
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,698
Just like I'll deliver
visibility to Nipslip Vodka.
383
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,700
That company
is your baby, Carl.
384
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,577
I understand you.
385
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,620
-Incredible!
-We're in freefall!
386
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,331
I can't fix it! Waaaa!
387
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,082
Good.
What's your name?
388
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:53,958
Ellen.
389
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,585
It's time to push, Ellen.
390
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,254
We're gonna crash
while you create life.
391
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,757
Blood. Fear.
Darwinism.
392
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,425
I think I want
to be your wife.
393
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,968
{\an8}Me too!
394
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,261
{\an8}[ Screaming ]
395
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,305
{\an8}[ Squish ]
396
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,514
I'll name her Jerry.
397
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,016
Get her
a stock portfolio.
398
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,684
She entered
the jungle today.
399
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,686
The grind never stops.
400
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,647
You are all my wife now!
401
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,025
[ All screaming ]
402
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,402
Come on!
We have to keep moving!
403
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,863
[ Mancors shrieking ]
404
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,699
Help? Help?
405
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:32,914
My God. An entire army.
Right under our feet.
406
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,625
[ Drums playing ]
407
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,669
[ Applause ]
408
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:41,714
{\an8}♪♪
409
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,424
[ Mancors shrieking ]
410
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,343
Morty: Free them all!
411
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,929
{\an8}♪♪
412
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:51,015
-Take, take, take!
-Take, take, take!
413
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,225
Ugh!
414
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,769
[ Zapping ]
415
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,480
Ohh. I thought
they'd be more helpful.
416
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,856
City living.
417
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,317
Yeah, these guys
do not get guns!
418
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,735
[ Dogs barking ]
419
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,404
Wahwah: Flee!
420
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:12,662
{\an8}♪♪
421
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,997
To the palace!
422
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,125
They're using our
own suits against us!
423
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,751
They tried
putting mups in them!
424
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,754
Snowball: Where is he?
Where is Morty?!
425
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,548
[ Rumbling ]
426
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,008
Morty: SNOWBALLLLL!!!!!
427
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,844
{\an8}♪♪
428
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,638
Titus: Oho! Little Morty!
You're all worked up!
429
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,057
Does someone
need a nap? Aah!
430
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:36,102
Snowball:
Morty. My old master.
431
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,646
Have you come to swat me
with a newspaper?
432
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,773
[ Morty screams ]
433
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,108
We were best friends,
Snowball!
434
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,734
You tried
to have me killed!
435
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,028
How could I
trust you, Morty?!
436
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,864
You recoil
at my civilization.
437
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,365
You attempt to leave?
438
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:52,410
How much more avoidant
could I have been?!
439
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:57,123
Typical human. Afraid to
bark what you truly feel!
440
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,208
Typical canine.
Full of shame
441
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,002
but still shitting
on the carpet!
442
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:04,213
Snowball: This world
is not your carpet!
443
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,756
I've been saying that!
444
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,384
I just came here to spend
some time with my dog!
445
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:12,305
{\an8}Snowball: There it is, then.
The truth. "Your" dog.
446
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,557
We could never be equals.
447
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,557
[ Morty screaming ]
448
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,142
You cursed me
with intelligence.
449
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,020
You sent me
to this nightmare planet
450
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,522
with weird,
ironic humanoids.
451
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,732
[ Grunts ]
452
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,485
Was I your dog then,
Morty?
453
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,652
You're right!
454
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,863
[ Grunts ]
455
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,991
But you're my dog now.
456
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,910
[ Mancors shrieking ]
457
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,369
Snowball: Dogs! Help!
458
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,206
Morty: Everyone stop!
Or the emperor dies!
459
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,542
Oh. O-o-oka-okay. Good.
460
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,296
Well, was kind of all
I wanted to achieve, so...
461
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,423
Didn't -- Didn't really have
a solution ready to go.
462
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,760
Wasn't even gonna kill Snowball.
I was -- I was bluffin'.
463
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:54,222
Um, just need someone
to take me home now.
464
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,848
-Leader?
-No.
465
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,391
Again, not setting up
a government
466
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,519
or ushering a new age
of righting old wrongs --
467
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,604
Then WAAAAAAAAAAAR!!
468
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,397
What? Wait. No!
469
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,901
[ Morty screaming ]
470
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,238
{\an8}Snowball:
Morty! My panic room!
471
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,073
[ Beeping ]
472
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,035
[ Baby crying ]
473
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,037
{\an8}Unh! Jerry!
You're crazy!
474
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,581
{\an8}I haven't enjoyed a pitch
this much since the '70s
475
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,208
when they pitched me
cocaine!
476
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,044
You can't buy
nights like this, Carl,
477
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,381
but you can make them...
with Nipslip Vodka.
478
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,882
Hold the baby.
479
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,926
My life is yours.
480
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,719
Kill me
if you want to.
481
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,346
Do it! Please!
482
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,266
Not here. There.
483
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,145
Jerry, your --
your clothes.
484
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,565
True advertising
is uncensored.
485
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:49,068
Be uncensored
with me, Carl.
486
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,487
Oh, I love it!
I love it! I love you!
487
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,781
I hope this doesn't trigger
any pitch-killing insecurities
488
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,408
about the way
I look naked.
489
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,910
[ Grunting ]
490
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,747
[ Vomits ]
491
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,000
Consume me.
492
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,919
Let me take communion
from your body.
493
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,337
I love you!
494
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,927
Space Beth: Holy shit!
He's worming out!
495
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,095
How do we save him?
496
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,930
{\an8}Save him? He's perfect!
497
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,265
He's hired!
498
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,891
Screw the board!
He's got the account!
499
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:24,270
I'm hired? I did it?
500
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,817
No! No! Too much relief!
501
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,528
The worms need more!
502
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,866
{\an8}What's happening? Why are the
worms wriggling toward us?
503
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,367
{\an8}I'm not that scared.
504
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,287
Oh, wait. Are you afraid
of Jerry getting a job?
505
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,205
I dunno. I'm used to him
being around.
506
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,790
H-He's part
of the wallpaper.
507
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,292
[ Vomits ]
508
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,293
[ Worm squeaks ]
509
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,545
Grab the incidentals!
510
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,545
Bob: Whoa!
511
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,797
[ Rick mumbles and grunts ]
512
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:56,677
{\an8}♪♪
513
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,305
[ Explosion ]
514
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,311
Cool bubble. You need
help marketing that?
515
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,979
Only if you
put Jerry on it.
516
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,439
Uh, done.
517
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,899
[ Groans ]
518
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,817
{\an8}Oh, just make sure
there's enough of him
519
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,819
{\an8}to go around, huh?
[ Laughs ]
520
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,530
{\an8}Jerry, you start
on Monday.
521
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,948
Congrats, hon!
522
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,201
[ Groans ]
523
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,413
Sweet Marie
would have loved this.
524
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,956
Who?
525
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,043
[ Rumbling ]
526
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,047
Is there something
wrong with dogs?
527
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,716
I was just trying
to be like you.
528
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,802
I'm so ashamed,
Morty.
529
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,095
Oh, Snowball!
530
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,389
Humans are ashamed
all the time.
531
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,307
You guys
used to be wolves.
532
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:46,060
Humans, we -- we used
to be sub-hyena.
533
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,729
I think we invented shame
and judgment to cope.
534
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,940
I suppose no creature
is perfect.
535
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,359
Yeah, if we put giraffes
in charge,
536
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,362
they'd just invent, you know,
neck racism, probably.
537
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,365
[ Chuckles ] They do have
those necks, don't they?
538
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,075
Haha. Yeah.
539
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,371
Maybe our species can be
self-conscious together.
540
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,250
[ Beep ]
541
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,421
[ Dog barking ]
542
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,132
{\an8}Snowball:
Rick? I can explain.
543
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,092
{\an8}-Easy, buddy.
-Whoa. What happened here?
544
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,885
Four days of civil war.
545
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,178
I never took
a moral stance,
546
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,805
though I resisted
at every turn.
547
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,890
Y-Y-You would have been
so proud of me!
548
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,890
Really?
549
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,394
Couldn't pin me down to
nothing. Totally sidelined it.
550
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,396
Hahaha! Good boy.
551
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,067
{\an8}So, should we just leave it
like this, then, or...?
552
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,569
{\an8}I feel bad
for Snowball.
553
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,071
{\an8}He -- He built a monorail,
and now it's all blown up,
554
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,490
{\an8}a-and everyone's dying.
555
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,327
Well...
556
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,791
Dogs and worms, baby.
557
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,836
I guess every conflict can
be solved with free narcotics.
558
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,129
What a lesson.
559
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,922
Oh, hey.
What happened with Dad?
560
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,841
Did -- Did he
get that job?
561
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,718
[Burps] Advertising
people are perverts.
562
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,261
So no?
563
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,261
Yes.
564
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,387
Alright!
565
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:10,436
{\an8}♪♪
566
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:18,611
{\an8}♪♪
567
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:27,578
{\an8}♪♪
568
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:32,458
{\an8}♪♪
569
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,631
So it's all hands
on deck this week.
570
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,592
Jerry! We're throwing darts
at the interns!
571
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,636
Get in here!
572
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,636
Yes, sir!
573
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:46,972
Boy, I really set
a weird bar for myself.
574
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,474
Sorry. I gotta
wrap this up.
575
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,393
But I wish every client
was as chill as you guys.
576
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,312
I love working
on this account.
577
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,439
Ad dog:
You're the man, Jerry.
578
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:59,193
-This guy. Sell anything.
-Glug! Ug!
579
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,363
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