1 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:05,047 Jerry: Uhh, I'm so nervous! 2 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,798 It's been so long, no one even makes fun of me 3 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:08,383 for being unemployed anymore. 4 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:10,844 Aw. We can make fun of you if you want, sweetie. 5 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,930 {\an8}You could also take one of these. 6 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,473 It's a worry worm. 7 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:16,558 It eats your worries and dies out in a couple hours. 8 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:19,061 I'm on one right now. Super chill. 9 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,771 I'm not taking breakfast drugs! 10 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,105 We doing breakfast drugs? 11 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,815 I'm just dropping Morty off. Deal me in. 12 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,442 Nobody's dealer-ing anyone. 13 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,153 Seriously, guys, this interview is important to me! 14 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,655 Wow! Good luck, Dad! 15 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,740 Didn't -- Didn't realize you were still trying. 16 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:33,200 Yeah. Why? 17 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:34,743 No one's on your ass to contribute a thing. 18 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,119 Ah, if you're trying to neg me into taking a worm, 19 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,287 you've succeeded. 20 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:40,040 Negging works. [ Gulps ] 21 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,042 See you all in a week! 22 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,042 Mnh. 23 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,835 I'm so excited! 24 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:46,129 Guh-uh, this is what it feels like to have friends? 25 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,590 Wouldn't know. Pick you up on Sunday? 26 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,175 See you then! 27 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,762 -Snowball! -Morty! 28 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:55,097 -[ Panting ] -[ Laughs ] 29 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,266 Oh, my God! I missed you so much! 30 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,476 Me too, Morty. Me too. 31 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:00,602 [ Laughs ] 32 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:07,651 {\an8}♪♪ 33 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:16,535 {\an8}♪♪ 34 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:24,918 {\an8}♪♪ 35 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:30,757 {\an8}♪♪ 36 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,261 [ Shutter clicking ] 37 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:36,221 I...was there when that happened. 38 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,098 Really cool! 39 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,517 Whoa! They got a monorail, too?! 40 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,853 Proud of my dog. He built this place, you know. 41 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,062 UGG! Glugg UGG! 42 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,355 Agh! Shit! What the fuck? 43 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,482 {\an8}Paul! Come! Up! Don't mess with him. 44 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,359 {\an8}We don't know if he's had his shots. 45 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:53,030 {\an8}Snowball: Morty. Oh, I see you've met a mup. 46 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,531 {\an8}No big deal. 47 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:57,284 {\an8}Just humanoid creatures we bred to be pets. 48 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,495 {\an8}Hopefully that doesn't, heh, freak you out too much. 49 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,706 {\an8}Oh. Nope. I've seen a lot of stuff. 50 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,167 Good, because it would be weird 51 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,085 if you were offended by it, heh, 52 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,337 since you had pets first. 53 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,005 [ Gasps ] 54 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,005 [ Sniffing ] 55 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:13,091 Ugh! Is there anything else we could visit or talk about? 56 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,260 Yes. Good. Good. Of course. 57 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,512 BooBoo, push the Sniff Conference. 58 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:20,724 I've got a lot to show my old friend. 59 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:23,477 That's the college of New Dog City. 60 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:26,521 {\an8}And there is our mech-suit warehouse. 61 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:29,066 We've updated your grandpa's designs. 62 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,567 {\an8}Cool! 63 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,570 {\an8}I know you're probably distracted by the mups. 64 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,281 {\an8}Sadly, they're all I can see now. 65 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,910 {\an8}Okay, m-maybe we should just chill at your place. 66 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,788 {\an8}You know? Ch-Chill? Hang? 67 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,414 {\an8}[ Beeping ] 68 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,420 Water bowl, sir? 69 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,297 {\an8}It is our finest hose water. 70 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,299 {\an8}Ohh! It's shaped like a little dog bowl. 71 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,967 {\an8}Tha-- Hey. That's -- That's fun. 72 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,594 {\an8}Snowball: Yes, this is good. 73 00:02:57,636 --> 00:03:01,181 {\an8}We will hang by the pool and reminisce about old times. 74 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,599 No politics. [ Chuckles ] 75 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,101 [ Mancors screeching ] 76 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,101 We got company! 77 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,102 God damn it! 78 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,687 -Haaaa! -Take, take! 79 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:07,854 Jesus Christ! 80 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,356 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 81 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,149 [ Morty screams ] 82 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,652 You said we could keep them out! 83 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:14,653 We're trying, sir! 84 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,613 The Mancors, they're adapting! 85 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:20,117 {\an8}So we adapt harder, General. 86 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,911 {\an8}You're making my friend uncomfortable. 87 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,538 {\an8}Okay. Morty... 88 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,248 {\an8}I think you're getting the wrong impression. 89 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,166 {\an8}You're seeing a lot of physical deformity 90 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,710 {\an8}and selective breeding, 91 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:32,129 {\an8}and your mind is going to all kinds of places. 92 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,840 {\an8}I mean, it's more that this wasn't quite the vacation I -- 93 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,634 {\an8}Titus, take Morty to the mup facility, mm? 94 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,970 {\an8}Show him how loved they are. 95 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,304 Hey, buddy! 96 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,306 Okay. Y-You don't have to crouch. 97 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,101 {\an8}Wow, and it says here under Other Experience: 98 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,811 {\an8}"jumped dimensions." 99 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,187 {\an8}What was that like? 100 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:50,981 {\an8}Well, you see some things, Bob, 101 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,482 {\an8}but at the end of the day, 102 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,235 {\an8}you realize we're all pretty much the same. 103 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,740 {\an8}That's the kind of experience I want to bring to the team. 104 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,074 {\an8}Incredible. 105 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,451 {\an8}So can I ask? 106 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,619 {\an8}Any big fish you're trying to take down? 107 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,956 {\an8}Well, Jerry, I don't normally talk clients during interviews, 108 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:12,252 {\an8}but, God, I'm just loving this laid-back attitude! 109 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,171 Nipslip Vodka. 110 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,797 If we can convince them to hire us, 111 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,674 we'd double our revenue. 112 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:18,717 Ahh. 113 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,302 I mean, it's right there, Bob. 114 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,803 It's screaming at ya. 115 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:24,347 What? I-I-I don't see it. 116 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:26,975 Drink. 117 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,519 Yes. Yes! I love it! 118 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:32,606 I love it! So simple. So great! 119 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,065 Mm. These things come to me. 120 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,358 Hey. You free tonight? 121 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,068 We're having dinner with their CEO. 122 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,737 They need to hear this, Jerry, 123 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:42,240 and they need to hear it from someone as confident as you. 124 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:47,621 ♪ It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday ♪ 125 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:52,125 -Honey, I'm home. -Jerry? 126 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:55,337 Prospects are good. Meeting the client for dinner. 127 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,088 Oh. Uh, that's great. 128 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,882 Why did you park on the lawn? 129 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:01,092 Jesus. How many of these did you take? 130 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:04,221 The first worm helped, so I took a couple more. No biggie. 131 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,806 What's up? Jerry O.D. on worms? 132 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:07,390 I told him to take one! 133 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,476 [Burps] Holy shit! 134 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,354 Jerry, you are teeming! 135 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,105 I-I guess you had enough anxiety 136 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,565 to fuel a worm breeding frenzy. 137 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:16,900 That's a bad thing, right? 138 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,652 It's a new thing. I-I gotta admit, 139 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,237 I don't know much about the worm business. 140 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,155 I'm sure my worm dealer has a fix. 141 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,908 J-Man's gonna pass on all this. 142 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,284 Honey, you're teeming! 143 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,954 Alright. But let's wrap this quick. 144 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,789 Big night ahead. 145 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,457 No more giving Jerry drugs. 146 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,417 Loud and clear. 147 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,212 Titus: You like that? 148 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,089 We call it a mup-a-cino! 149 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,966 Mmm! Creamy! 150 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:44,302 Biscuit, this is Emperor Snowball's "Morty." 151 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:45,595 As you can see, Morty, 152 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,764 it's all totally fine. 153 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,432 I'm kind of getting the impression 154 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,393 that you're all sort of ashamed of this stuff. 155 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,228 Ashamed? 156 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,228 He seems unconvinced. 157 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,938 I'll play the video. 158 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,190 Dog spokesperson: And thanks to new breakthroughs 159 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:58,859 in cruelty-free Mup technology, 160 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,278 you can further customize your new best friend 161 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,947 with our drag-and-drop display. 162 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,282 [ Mup screams ] 163 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,783 Hahaha! And the mups like it! 164 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,452 Non-genetic modifications can also be made 165 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,121 once your mup is born, 166 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,664 and once the stitch is healed, 167 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:15,876 your new friend is ready to join the family. 168 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,377 Super normal! 169 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,963 And if you think it's weird, you're weird. 170 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,840 [ Baby mup cries ] 171 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,427 Brought you a friiiend! 172 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,636 [ Coughing ] 173 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,555 That's a happy wheeze! 174 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,308 Titus: Aww. He thinks they're inside the TV. 175 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:33,476 Play him the video again! 176 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,687 Morty? 177 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,687 Oh. Hey -- Hey, pal. 178 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,188 Glad I caught you, actually. 179 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,648 I-I'm just gonna take off. 180 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,692 Got some homework I forgot about. Uh... 181 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,236 -Great seeing you, though. -Right. 182 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:44,946 So you're going to cancel me? 183 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,031 What? No. 184 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,657 So you're not gonna run 185 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,159 and tell your grandfather I'm doing eugenics? 186 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,578 You're projecting so much specific shit onto me! 187 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:52,954 You think I'm racist. 188 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,665 Listen, I came here as your friend. 189 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,667 That's how I wanna leave. 190 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,462 Okay. Just had a lot planned. 191 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,881 Didn't even get to see our giant sprinkler. 192 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,966 Next time. O-Okay? 193 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,551 Okay... 194 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:11,556 [ Door closes ] 195 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,224 [ Panting softly ] 196 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:17,354 Please don't try to kill me. Please don't try to kill me. 197 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:18,563 Please don't try to kill me. 198 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,273 [ Crash ] 199 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,273 Titus: Oh, shit! 200 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,942 {\an8}[ Tires screech ] 201 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,942 {\an8}God damn it! 202 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:24,486 {\an8}-Oh, God! -On the ground! Down! Down! 203 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:27,614 {\an8}♪♪ 204 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,074 [ Tires screech ] 205 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,074 [ Horn honks ] 206 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,868 Driver: Get out of the road, you dumb mup! 207 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,495 Oh...no... 208 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:34,996 [ Mups snarling ] 209 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,998 [Mancors shrieking] 210 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,333 {\an8}♪♪ 211 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:39,542 [ Snarling ] 212 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:40,961 Oh, fuck me! 213 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,629 -Take, take, take, take! -Take, take, take, take! 214 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:45,715 Wait! Maybe they can't see us if we don't move! 215 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:48,635 Never mind! Run! [ Whimpers ] 216 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,304 [ Sniffing ] Take-take? 217 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:55,141 Ugh. Please don't take me to join some kind of rebellion. 218 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,894 Yah. Take-take. 219 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,814 [ Mancors shrieking ] 220 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,814 Aww, man! 221 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:07,112 Uh, hello? Sweet Marie? 222 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,781 [ Lizard growls and screeches ] 223 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,574 Brought the whole family, huh? 224 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,742 We're cool. 225 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:15,620 Yeah, we're... ice cold. 226 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,040 As you can see, my idiot kinda-husband 227 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,667 took too many Flaxar worms, 228 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,419 and they are now reproducing inside him. 229 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,754 Cha-ching! You want to go 60/40? 230 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,881 We're trying to fix him, not get into the worm business. 231 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,800 Well, hold on. Who's getting that 60? 232 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,803 Dad, we are not letting this woman harvest Jerry for worms! 233 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:35,473 Marie? You texted "Come in" and then a gun emoji? 234 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:37,600 Space Beth: Yah! 235 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,061 [ All grunting ] 236 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,813 [ Sweet Marie screams ] 237 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,774 God damn it, Dad! Good dealers don't grow on trees! 238 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,109 Infinite multiverse, sweetie. 239 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,069 There are trees that do that. 240 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,904 [ All grunting ] 241 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,449 {\an8}♪♪ 242 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,034 [ Screeching ] 243 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,620 Beth: Shit, Jerry! 244 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,289 Hmm. We better find him fast. 245 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,458 If the worms hit a tipping point on Jerry's anxiety, 246 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,960 they'll start using him to feed on other people's worry. 247 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,713 You mean... 248 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,713 He's going to feed on creating discomfort. 249 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,174 Oh, boy. 250 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,174 He'll be great at it. 251 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:11,718 Jerry's tracker disappeared here. 252 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,303 The worms must have eaten it. 253 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:14,971 Those things impress me more and more by the minute. 254 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,348 Rick: They're a gold mine. Hold on. 255 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,767 [ Grunts ] 256 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,602 Surprise improv on the subway! 257 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,395 Hey, want to jump in, sir? 258 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,272 [British accent] We could play aging rock stars, luv. 259 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,316 Shall we get cream- crackered-knackered? 260 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,610 Taking him to that improv class was a mistake. 261 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,779 Why wouldn't that be worry-worm heaven? 262 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,322 'Cause Jerry loves it. 263 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,115 Uh, no, these things must be trying to max out 264 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,992 Jerry's anxiety specifically. 265 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,660 Where could he go to create 266 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,913 the most discomfort for everyone involved? 267 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,831 -Rick/Beth: His client dinner! -Client dinner? 268 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,292 {\an8}Right. Why he did the worms in the first place. 269 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,919 {\an8}Do I have Long COVID? 270 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,796 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 271 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:50,340 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 272 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,050 [ Mancors shrieking ] 273 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,218 [ Morty screams ] 274 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:56,096 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 275 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:58,556 Oh. Cool. Y-You have a leader already. 276 00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,891 Y-You don't -- You don't need me 277 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,726 as your Dances for Wolves. 278 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,853 With Wolves? I haven't seen it. 279 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,022 Ha! That's sidelines talk. 280 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,359 You clearly don't understand what we're up against. 281 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,320 The dogs have a breeding program in the city. 282 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,197 They raised us in cages! 283 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,491 Our bodies were twisted then ripped 284 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,784 from our mothers! 285 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,784 [ Mup crying ] 286 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,327 I-I probably know some of this. 287 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,247 They made me watch the mup video. Three times. 288 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,624 "Mup" is the language of the oppressor! 289 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,168 You're still trapped in their way of thinking! 290 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,920 Again, just getting out in front of this, 291 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,672 I'm not looking to get caught up 292 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,299 in all the colonization, eugenics, hierarchies. 293 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,968 Above my pay grade. 294 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,095 Humans kind of started this cycle a billion years ago. 295 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,680 You don't want me involved. 296 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,140 So this is your fault? 297 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,016 Not directly enough that I need to fix it. 298 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,352 I just come from a world where the humans are in charge 299 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,770 and we did this to dogs. 300 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,230 [ Gasps ] He will help us! 301 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,523 I didn't say that! 302 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,899 Wahwah: Dogsss! 303 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,235 -Scared! Scared! -Scared! Scared! 304 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,029 [ Mancors screeching ] 305 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,114 Shh. 306 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,532 Dog commander: Search everywhere! 307 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,825 Do you have eyes on Morty? 308 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,451 Commander: Not yet. 309 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,451 Find him. 310 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:03,163 He said we were asshole, racist piece-of-shit bigots! 311 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:04,289 [ Gasps ] 312 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,166 [ Mancors shrieking ] 313 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,418 {\an8}♪♪ 314 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,628 {\an8}You fucking leatherskins! 315 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,089 NOOOOOOO! Ascot... 316 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,383 {\an8}♪♪ 317 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,426 Ascot... 318 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,969 [Weakly] You... 319 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,054 must lead... 320 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,514 Human booyyyy. 321 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,932 [ Mancor screams ] 322 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,100 Guh! 323 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,144 Just to clarify, I killed that dog guy 324 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,770 'cause I'm pissed at Snowball, 325 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,772 not because of your conflict. 326 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,358 [ Whirring ] 327 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,944 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 328 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,989 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 329 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,284 Yes, General? Awww! Morty! 330 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,203 I heard there was a car crash. 331 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,663 {\an8}Where are you? I can come get you. 332 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,624 {\an8}I'm coming for you, Snowball! 333 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,460 {\an8}You asshole, racist piece-of-shit bigot! 334 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,295 [ Gasps ] I knew it! 335 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,838 [ Morty screams ] 336 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:56,674 {\an8}Morty: Okay. The main gate is here. 337 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,051 {\an8}Guest house is here. 338 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,802 {\an8}Remember, Snowball is mine. 339 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,305 {\an8}And, again, just so happens both our agendas 340 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,723 {\an8}involve storming the palace. 341 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,099 {\an8}Not your leader. 342 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,099 {\an8}[ Mancors grunting ] 343 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,060 {\an8}No. Just stop winking at me! 344 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,978 {\an8}Don't wink at each other, either! 345 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,356 {\an8}I mean it! I'm not a Christ figure! 346 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,941 Mancors...ready. 347 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,567 Good. Let's just get in there. 348 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,611 It's time to let Snowball know... 349 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,780 he's been a bad dog. 350 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,908 [ Smooth jazz music plays ] 351 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,953 Uh, sir, how can I help you? 352 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,581 Jerry! Man, am I glad to see you! 353 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,792 Uh, is your skin moving? 354 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,962 Yeah... 355 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,383 Jerry, this is Carl. Carl Nipslip... 356 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,427 Carl, I just gotta tell you, you're fucking bald. 357 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,221 And I hate bald dudes. 358 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,932 [ Laughs ] I love this guy! 359 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,308 [ All laugh ] 360 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,103 I hear you're nervous about working with us, Carl. 361 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,898 I used to feel nervous. Now I literally eat fear. 362 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,526 Let's have a drink, you fucking pussy. 363 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,279 Three martinis. I already ordered for us. 364 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,321 Wow. Yeah. 365 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,948 Oh, my God. 366 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:05,285 That was what I wanted! How'd you know?! 367 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,787 'Cause you're a drunk. And I know what you want. 368 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,747 I know what customers want. 369 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,292 They want to be told what they want. 370 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,752 Frankly, I-I'd sign the paperwork right now. 371 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,796 I would definitely. But you need to meet -- 372 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,007 [ Clears throat ] You need to meet the board in New York. 373 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,883 Take me there. 374 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,138 Jerry! What are you doing?! 375 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,473 And why'd you tell me to bring my pregnant wife?! 376 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,641 [ Screaming ] 377 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,519 I was supposed to get an epidural! 378 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,647 [ Alarms blaring ] 379 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,149 [ Screaming ] 380 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,067 I induced your labor with that barrel roll. 381 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,403 Now I'm going to deliver your baby. 382 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,698 Just like I'll deliver visibility to Nipslip Vodka. 383 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,700 That company is your baby, Carl. 384 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,577 I understand you. 385 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,620 -Incredible! -We're in freefall! 386 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,331 I can't fix it! Waaaa! 387 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,082 Good. What's your name? 388 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:53,958 Ellen. 389 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,585 It's time to push, Ellen. 390 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,254 We're gonna crash while you create life. 391 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,757 Blood. Fear. Darwinism. 392 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,425 I think I want to be your wife. 393 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,968 {\an8}Me too! 394 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,261 {\an8}[ Screaming ] 395 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,305 {\an8}[ Squish ] 396 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,514 I'll name her Jerry. 397 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,016 Get her a stock portfolio. 398 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,684 She entered the jungle today. 399 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,686 The grind never stops. 400 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,647 You are all my wife now! 401 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,025 [ All screaming ] 402 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,402 Come on! We have to keep moving! 403 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,863 [ Mancors shrieking ] 404 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,699 Help? Help? 405 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:32,914 My God. An entire army. Right under our feet. 406 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,625 [ Drums playing ] 407 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,669 [ Applause ] 408 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:41,714 {\an8}♪♪ 409 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,424 [ Mancors shrieking ] 410 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,343 Morty: Free them all! 411 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,929 {\an8}♪♪ 412 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:51,015 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 413 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,225 Ugh! 414 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,769 [ Zapping ] 415 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,480 Ohh. I thought they'd be more helpful. 416 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,856 City living. 417 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,317 Yeah, these guys do not get guns! 418 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,735 [ Dogs barking ] 419 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,404 Wahwah: Flee! 420 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:12,662 {\an8}♪♪ 421 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,997 To the palace! 422 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,125 They're using our own suits against us! 423 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,751 They tried putting mups in them! 424 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,754 Snowball: Where is he? Where is Morty?! 425 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,548 [ Rumbling ] 426 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,008 Morty: SNOWBALLLLL!!!!! 427 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,844 {\an8}♪♪ 428 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,638 Titus: Oho! Little Morty! You're all worked up! 429 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,057 Does someone need a nap? Aah! 430 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:36,102 Snowball: Morty. My old master. 431 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,646 Have you come to swat me with a newspaper? 432 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,773 [ Morty screams ] 433 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,108 We were best friends, Snowball! 434 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,734 You tried to have me killed! 435 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,028 How could I trust you, Morty?! 436 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,864 You recoil at my civilization. 437 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,365 You attempt to leave? 438 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:52,410 How much more avoidant could I have been?! 439 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:57,123 Typical human. Afraid to bark what you truly feel! 440 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,208 Typical canine. Full of shame 441 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,002 but still shitting on the carpet! 442 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:04,213 Snowball: This world is not your carpet! 443 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,756 I've been saying that! 444 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,384 I just came here to spend some time with my dog! 445 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:12,305 {\an8}Snowball: There it is, then. The truth. "Your" dog. 446 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,557 We could never be equals. 447 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,557 [ Morty screaming ] 448 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,142 You cursed me with intelligence. 449 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,020 You sent me to this nightmare planet 450 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,522 with weird, ironic humanoids. 451 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,732 [ Grunts ] 452 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,485 Was I your dog then, Morty? 453 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,652 You're right! 454 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,863 [ Grunts ] 455 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,991 But you're my dog now. 456 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,910 [ Mancors shrieking ] 457 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,369 Snowball: Dogs! Help! 458 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,206 Morty: Everyone stop! Or the emperor dies! 459 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,542 Oh. O-o-oka-okay. Good. 460 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,296 Well, was kind of all I wanted to achieve, so... 461 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,423 Didn't -- Didn't really have a solution ready to go. 462 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,760 Wasn't even gonna kill Snowball. I was -- I was bluffin'. 463 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:54,222 Um, just need someone to take me home now. 464 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,848 -Leader? -No. 465 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,391 Again, not setting up a government 466 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,519 or ushering a new age of righting old wrongs -- 467 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,604 Then WAAAAAAAAAAAR!! 468 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,397 What? Wait. No! 469 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,901 [ Morty screaming ] 470 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,238 {\an8}Snowball: Morty! My panic room! 471 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,073 [ Beeping ] 472 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,035 [ Baby crying ] 473 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,037 {\an8}Unh! Jerry! You're crazy! 474 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,581 {\an8}I haven't enjoyed a pitch this much since the '70s 475 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,208 when they pitched me cocaine! 476 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,044 You can't buy nights like this, Carl, 477 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,381 but you can make them... with Nipslip Vodka. 478 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,882 Hold the baby. 479 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,926 My life is yours. 480 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,719 Kill me if you want to. 481 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,346 Do it! Please! 482 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,266 Not here. There. 483 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,145 Jerry, your -- your clothes. 484 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,565 True advertising is uncensored. 485 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:49,068 Be uncensored with me, Carl. 486 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,487 Oh, I love it! I love it! I love you! 487 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,781 I hope this doesn't trigger any pitch-killing insecurities 488 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,408 about the way I look naked. 489 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,910 [ Grunting ] 490 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,747 [ Vomits ] 491 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,000 Consume me. 492 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,919 Let me take communion from your body. 493 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,337 I love you! 494 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,927 Space Beth: Holy shit! He's worming out! 495 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,095 How do we save him? 496 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,930 {\an8}Save him? He's perfect! 497 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,265 He's hired! 498 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,891 Screw the board! He's got the account! 499 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:24,270 I'm hired? I did it? 500 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,817 No! No! Too much relief! 501 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,528 The worms need more! 502 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,866 {\an8}What's happening? Why are the worms wriggling toward us? 503 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,367 {\an8}I'm not that scared. 504 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,287 Oh, wait. Are you afraid of Jerry getting a job? 505 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,205 I dunno. I'm used to him being around. 506 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,790 H-He's part of the wallpaper. 507 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,292 [ Vomits ] 508 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,293 [ Worm squeaks ] 509 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,545 Grab the incidentals! 510 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,545 Bob: Whoa! 511 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,797 [ Rick mumbles and grunts ] 512 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:56,677 {\an8}♪♪ 513 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,305 [ Explosion ] 514 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,311 Cool bubble. You need help marketing that? 515 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,979 Only if you put Jerry on it. 516 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,439 Uh, done. 517 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,899 [ Groans ] 518 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,817 {\an8}Oh, just make sure there's enough of him 519 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,819 {\an8}to go around, huh? [ Laughs ] 520 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,530 {\an8}Jerry, you start on Monday. 521 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,948 Congrats, hon! 522 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,201 [ Groans ] 523 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,413 Sweet Marie would have loved this. 524 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,956 Who? 525 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,043 [ Rumbling ] 526 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,047 Is there something wrong with dogs? 527 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,716 I was just trying to be like you. 528 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,802 I'm so ashamed, Morty. 529 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,095 Oh, Snowball! 530 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,389 Humans are ashamed all the time. 531 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,307 You guys used to be wolves. 532 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:46,060 Humans, we -- we used to be sub-hyena. 533 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,729 I think we invented shame and judgment to cope. 534 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,940 I suppose no creature is perfect. 535 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,359 Yeah, if we put giraffes in charge, 536 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,362 they'd just invent, you know, neck racism, probably. 537 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,365 [ Chuckles ] They do have those necks, don't they? 538 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,075 Haha. Yeah. 539 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,371 Maybe our species can be self-conscious together. 540 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,250 [ Beep ] 541 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,421 [ Dog barking ] 542 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,132 {\an8}Snowball: Rick? I can explain. 543 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,092 {\an8}-Easy, buddy. -Whoa. What happened here? 544 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,885 Four days of civil war. 545 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,178 I never took a moral stance, 546 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,805 though I resisted at every turn. 547 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,890 Y-Y-You would have been so proud of me! 548 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,890 Really? 549 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,394 Couldn't pin me down to nothing. Totally sidelined it. 550 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,396 Hahaha! Good boy. 551 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,067 {\an8}So, should we just leave it like this, then, or...? 552 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,569 {\an8}I feel bad for Snowball. 553 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,071 {\an8}He -- He built a monorail, and now it's all blown up, 554 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,490 {\an8}a-and everyone's dying. 555 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,327 Well... 556 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,791 Dogs and worms, baby. 557 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,836 I guess every conflict can be solved with free narcotics. 558 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,129 What a lesson. 559 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,922 Oh, hey. What happened with Dad? 560 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,841 Did -- Did he get that job? 561 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,718 [Burps] Advertising people are perverts. 562 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,261 So no? 563 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,261 Yes. 564 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,387 Alright! 565 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:10,436 {\an8}♪♪ 566 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:18,611 {\an8}♪♪ 567 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:27,578 {\an8}♪♪ 568 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:32,458 {\an8}♪♪ 569 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,631 So it's all hands on deck this week. 570 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,592 Jerry! We're throwing darts at the interns! 571 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,636 Get in here! 572 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,636 Yes, sir! 573 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:46,972 Boy, I really set a weird bar for myself. 574 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,474 Sorry. I gotta wrap this up. 575 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,393 But I wish every client was as chill as you guys. 576 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,312 I love working on this account. 577 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,439 Ad dog: You're the man, Jerry. 578 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:59,193 -This guy. Sell anything. -Glug! Ug! 579 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,363 Did you get any of that?