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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,633 --> 00:00:03,092 Previously on Pushing Daisies... 2 00:00:03,135 --> 00:00:04,534 - You only got a minute. - I know. 3 00:00:04,627 --> 00:00:05,751 - 60 seconds. - I know. 4 00:00:09,172 --> 00:00:11,675 What if you didn't have to be dead? 5 00:00:11,755 --> 00:00:13,916 You touch murder victims, you ask who killed them. 6 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,146 You touch them again, they go back to being dead, 7 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:18,501 - and you collect the reward? - Nobody can know. 8 00:00:18,546 --> 00:00:20,579 - I can't even hug you? - You can't touch me. 9 00:00:20,699 --> 00:00:22,423 So a kiss is out of the question? 10 00:00:22,868 --> 00:00:25,783 - Who's the funny girl stuck to Ned? - Childhood sweetheart. 11 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,046 He digs her in a way he definitely doesn't dig you. 12 00:00:28,085 --> 00:00:29,775 Thank you for bringing me back to life. 13 00:00:29,793 --> 00:00:32,234 People aren't used to this sort of thing. Issues of morality, 14 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:34,927 how come she's not dead anymore? You can't see your aunts. 15 00:00:34,979 --> 00:00:36,462 It'd be a disaster. 16 00:00:36,919 --> 00:00:41,145 This pie smells delicious. We recently lost our niece. 17 00:00:41,184 --> 00:00:44,917 Your niece, Charlotte Charles, is dead? Presently? 18 00:00:46,736 --> 00:00:49,163 Season 1 Episode 4 "Pigeon" 19 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:51,609 www.All-about-Subs.fr 20 00:00:54,670 --> 00:00:58,012 At this very moment, in the town of North Thrush, 21 00:00:58,315 --> 00:00:59,808 young Ned was... 22 00:01:01,764 --> 00:01:02,778 Lonely. 23 00:01:03,776 --> 00:01:06,770 Unable to make friends at the Longburrow school for boys, 24 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:09,269 he often found himself playing alone, 25 00:01:09,839 --> 00:01:13,892 with nothing but memories of happier times to keep his company. 26 00:01:16,130 --> 00:01:18,383 What young Ned did not realize was that, 27 00:01:18,423 --> 00:01:21,268 beyond the meadow and under the same orange sky, 28 00:01:22,514 --> 00:01:25,340 someone he loved was remembering him. 29 00:01:26,848 --> 00:01:28,732 His dog, Digby. 30 00:01:29,609 --> 00:01:33,290 In fact, three days prior, Digby had made a decision. 31 00:01:34,102 --> 00:01:37,079 Wearied by his own loneliness back in Couer d'Couers 32 00:01:37,209 --> 00:01:39,226 �and sensing his master's sorrow, 33 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:41,377 Digby set out on a mission. 34 00:01:45,725 --> 00:01:48,374 Uncertain as to his exact destination, 35 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,655 he ventured into the great unknown, 36 00:01:50,701 --> 00:01:53,701 guided only by the compass of his heart. 37 00:02:01,808 --> 00:02:06,711 Despite numerous distractions, Digby was determined to find young Ned. 38 00:02:06,913 --> 00:02:09,988 the boy who had given him a second chance at life... 39 00:02:11,168 --> 00:02:13,104 And who was his best friend. 40 00:02:20,029 --> 00:02:24,776 Upon doing so, Digby proved that love can overcome any obstacle. 41 00:02:27,393 --> 00:02:29,785 The reunion was bittersweet, however, 42 00:02:29,903 --> 00:02:33,587 as they instantly remembered the restrictions of their friendship. 43 00:02:34,723 --> 00:02:36,676 They could not touch, 44 00:02:36,719 --> 00:02:38,616 or Digby would die. 45 00:02:42,522 --> 00:02:44,415 Still, it was enough. 46 00:02:54,183 --> 00:02:55,801 That day, Digby vowed 47 00:02:55,854 --> 00:02:59,694 he would never again allow himself to be separated from his master. 48 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:07,221 The pie maker did not wish to be separated from Chuck, who, 49 00:03:08,978 --> 00:03:13,618 in turn, did not wish to be separated from her aunts, Lily and Vivian, 50 00:03:13,736 --> 00:03:17,096 who continued to be challenged by social phobias. 51 00:03:17,461 --> 00:03:19,381 Unbeknownst to the pie maker, 52 00:03:19,582 --> 00:03:21,838 Chuck secretly baked homeopathic 53 00:03:21,857 --> 00:03:24,666 mood enhancers into pies for her aunts, 54 00:03:24,966 --> 00:03:26,798 hoping that a slice a day 55 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:29,020 would herbally lift their spirits. 56 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:30,320 You're up early. 57 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,505 - I couldn't sleep. - Lumpy mattress? 58 00:03:33,558 --> 00:03:34,764 Lumpy dreams. 59 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:37,175 They are a lot more vivid now than they were before I died. 60 00:03:37,190 --> 00:03:39,506 Isn't that interesting? Just one of those... Little things. 61 00:03:40,232 --> 00:03:41,245 What are those? 62 00:03:42,826 --> 00:03:43,661 I... 63 00:03:44,744 --> 00:03:45,757 Got bit. 64 00:03:46,376 --> 00:03:47,567 Those are beestings. 65 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,325 How'd you get stung by so many bees? 66 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:52,193 And what happened to the bees that stung you? That's a suicide attack. 67 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:53,224 Not in this case. 68 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,466 They, sort of stung me, died, then they flew away again, 69 00:03:56,519 --> 00:03:57,977 and some other bees died. 70 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:04,166 Do you think their honey tastes different, cause they died? 71 00:04:05,109 --> 00:04:06,674 Wouldn't that be interesting? Just 72 00:04:06,745 --> 00:04:08,109 one of those little things. 73 00:04:09,117 --> 00:04:10,485 I want to show you something. 74 00:04:21,712 --> 00:04:22,515 Bees! 75 00:04:22,557 --> 00:04:23,585 Your bees. 76 00:04:23,668 --> 00:04:25,073 My bees? You mean... 77 00:04:25,345 --> 00:04:27,039 No, not those bees... New bees. 78 00:04:27,172 --> 00:04:29,482 Technically, still your bees, just 79 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:31,492 not the bees that you knew. 80 00:04:32,071 --> 00:04:34,063 But I'm sure they're equally nice. 81 00:04:35,051 --> 00:04:36,464 You do realize that beekeeping 82 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,225 within city limits is completely illegal. 83 00:04:38,275 --> 00:04:39,075 Yes. 84 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,213 And I'm almost sure I don't care. 85 00:04:42,102 --> 00:04:44,111 I can not care enough for the both of us. 86 00:04:46,390 --> 00:04:48,985 We can plant wild flowers on rooftops and be 87 00:04:49,074 --> 00:04:51,510 unorthodox urban honey pioneers. 88 00:04:53,109 --> 00:04:54,923 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 89 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:57,291 If I could hug you right now, I know that I can't, but 90 00:04:58,767 --> 00:04:59,994 just know that I want to. 91 00:05:01,465 --> 00:05:02,301 I do. 92 00:05:06,815 --> 00:05:08,895 As Chuck considered her future 93 00:05:08,931 --> 00:05:11,953 as an unorthodox urban honey pioneer... 94 00:05:13,876 --> 00:05:16,972 Olive snook considered how the man she loved 95 00:05:16,987 --> 00:05:19,718 seemed to be in love with someone else. 96 00:05:24,485 --> 00:05:27,465 Her affection for the pie maker had not wavered, 97 00:05:27,519 --> 00:05:30,377 despite the romantic threat of a dead girl, 98 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,977 who wasn't dead. 99 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,435 I didn't know you could do that. 100 00:05:35,531 --> 00:05:36,709 On the contrary, 101 00:05:36,724 --> 00:05:39,006 Olive's resolve had only increased 102 00:05:39,021 --> 00:05:40,708 since the realization that Chuck, 103 00:05:40,739 --> 00:05:42,945 indeed, was supposed to be dead. 104 00:05:43,104 --> 00:05:44,142 Good morning! 105 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:46,211 Olive assumed Chuck had faked her own death. 106 00:05:46,572 --> 00:05:48,759 She would keep the secret for now, 107 00:05:48,965 --> 00:05:51,690 as Chuck kept her secret from the pie maker. 108 00:05:51,792 --> 00:05:53,036 There's a pie in my oven. 109 00:05:53,283 --> 00:05:55,500 That's mine. I was practicing. 110 00:05:55,987 --> 00:05:57,220 It smells like cheese. 111 00:05:57,235 --> 00:05:58,249 Is that a quiche? 112 00:05:58,284 --> 00:06:01,035 I baked monastery gouda into the crust. Tart apple filling. 113 00:06:01,442 --> 00:06:02,562 I thought I'd try it. 114 00:06:03,723 --> 00:06:07,617 You know what would be delicious? Pear with gruy�re crust. 115 00:06:07,652 --> 00:06:08,863 Bet that'd be real good. 116 00:06:09,913 --> 00:06:10,927 Yeah, it would. 117 00:06:11,482 --> 00:06:12,815 Unbeknownst to Chuck, 118 00:06:12,910 --> 00:06:16,656 Olive understood the deliciousness of pear and gruy�re... 119 00:06:16,786 --> 00:06:17,580 Thank you. 120 00:06:17,595 --> 00:06:20,172 Because she secretly delivered that first 121 00:06:20,226 --> 00:06:23,532 mood-enhancing pie to aunts Lily and Vivian, 122 00:06:23,764 --> 00:06:25,497 as she would deliver this one... 123 00:06:26,126 --> 00:06:29,273 But not before a collision occurred. 124 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:33,117 I think she's dead! 125 00:06:33,876 --> 00:06:35,563 - Can you feel a heartbeat? - I don't... 126 00:06:36,139 --> 00:06:37,383 d... do heartbeats. 127 00:06:38,170 --> 00:06:39,468 Well, they feel like this. 128 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:41,512 Come here. 129 00:06:49,306 --> 00:06:50,412 Is that a dead bird? 130 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:52,522 Why are you touching a dead bird? Throw that away. 131 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,457 It's swimming with disease, and you serve food. 132 00:06:54,472 --> 00:06:55,903 Don't be such a drama queen. 133 00:06:55,965 --> 00:06:57,716 Besides, it doesn't look diseased. 134 00:06:58,146 --> 00:06:59,693 It's dead, and it's a bird. 135 00:06:59,746 --> 00:07:00,934 It's diseased. 136 00:07:04,228 --> 00:07:05,561 It's a miracle bird! 137 00:07:05,828 --> 00:07:08,130 It's swimming in miracles, not disease! 138 00:07:08,185 --> 00:07:10,482 - Maybe I should hold it. - No, really, do you have to? 139 00:07:10,511 --> 00:07:12,040 She's obviously been through a lot, 140 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,867 She seems really happy to be here. 141 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,621 Having brought a dead thing back to life, 142 00:07:17,636 --> 00:07:19,656 the pie maker fretted over who, 143 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,710 or what, would pay for that life 144 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,079 with its own. 145 00:07:25,177 --> 00:07:26,671 I wonder how she lost her wing. 146 00:07:26,724 --> 00:07:28,154 She doesn't seem to be in any pain. 147 00:07:28,172 --> 00:07:30,811 She's probably not in pain. But what do I know? I'm not a bird. 148 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:31,864 - Pigeon. - Pigeon 149 00:07:31,906 --> 00:07:33,603 Pigeon toed as a child, but 150 00:07:33,843 --> 00:07:35,497 orthopedic shoes solved that. 151 00:07:37,392 --> 00:07:39,500 What is the rate of exchange on the life of a bird? 152 00:07:39,515 --> 00:07:42,478 'Cause if it's equal to or greater than mine, I need to get back to my car. 153 00:07:43,086 --> 00:07:44,838 I'm more concerned for that squirrel. 154 00:07:47,569 --> 00:07:50,147 Don't you worry. I know just what to do with you. 155 00:07:51,016 --> 00:07:53,370 I recently made the acquaintance of a pair of bird lovers. 156 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,467 I'll consult them. 157 00:07:54,501 --> 00:07:57,596 Olive was refering to aunts Lily and Vivian. 158 00:07:57,657 --> 00:07:59,939 Really? Iused to know a pair of bird lovers. 159 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:03,262 Chuck also refered to aunts Lily and Vivian. 160 00:08:03,731 --> 00:08:04,744 Used to? 161 00:08:04,792 --> 00:08:05,870 Did they die? 162 00:08:06,422 --> 00:08:07,578 A death was involved. 163 00:08:08,102 --> 00:08:09,286 How unfortunate. 164 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:12,415 They were both so busy referring and inferring, 165 00:08:12,468 --> 00:08:16,081 they failed to notice that 60 seconds had passed. 166 00:08:16,117 --> 00:08:19,068 The pie maker could not afford such a luxury. 167 00:08:23,319 --> 00:08:24,750 It's raining dead birds! 168 00:08:27,890 --> 00:08:29,448 What's going on up there? 169 00:08:32,062 --> 00:08:34,551 What was going on up there was this... 170 00:08:35,212 --> 00:08:38,216 An out-of-control crop duster crashed headfirst 171 00:08:38,252 --> 00:08:41,114 into the broadview luxury apartment complex, 172 00:08:41,239 --> 00:08:43,426 killing the pilot instantly. 173 00:08:43,541 --> 00:08:46,571 His body was catapulted out of the cockpit 174 00:08:46,624 --> 00:08:50,660 and into the living room of one Conrad Fitch. 175 00:08:50,718 --> 00:08:51,718 Does this... 176 00:08:52,815 --> 00:08:54,730 Does this qualify as ambulance-chasing? 177 00:08:54,772 --> 00:08:56,424 I'm asking without any judgment at all. 178 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,636 If you're asking without any judgment, then, yes, 179 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:00,467 it does. Look for body bags. 180 00:09:00,514 --> 00:09:01,759 That's not our thing. 181 00:09:01,887 --> 00:09:03,542 Your thing is waking up dead people. 182 00:09:03,621 --> 00:09:06,145 My thing is finding dead people for you to wake up. 183 00:09:06,836 --> 00:09:08,276 Found one. 184 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,972 Why can't we just be here as concerned citizens of the world? 185 00:09:11,025 --> 00:09:13,283 Because big daddy needs some new yarn. 186 00:09:13,365 --> 00:09:16,104 Just because there's a dead body doesn't mean you're gonna get paid. 187 00:09:16,142 --> 00:09:19,057 Just because there's vodka in my freezer doesn't mean I have to drink it. 188 00:09:19,111 --> 00:09:21,437 - Wait, yes, it does. - He's not wrong. 189 00:09:21,502 --> 00:09:23,703 Plane crashes into a building. Could mean a civil suit, 190 00:09:23,718 --> 00:09:26,690 criminal suit negligence, pain and suffering, negligent pain and suffering. 191 00:09:26,725 --> 00:09:29,832 Chuck faust her love of the law by volunteering 192 00:09:29,847 --> 00:09:33,058 as a stay-at-home juror for a paraplegic judge. 193 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,649 We the jury find the defendant guilty. 194 00:09:37,898 --> 00:09:39,161 Oh, I'm sorry. 195 00:09:39,925 --> 00:09:42,112 Unable to catch Chuck when she fell, 196 00:09:43,103 --> 00:09:45,912 the pie maker was forced to step aside, 197 00:09:46,539 --> 00:09:48,799 allowing another man to catch her. 198 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,156 Thank you. 199 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:54,876 Forgive the mess. 200 00:09:55,466 --> 00:09:56,666 The maid comes tomorrow. 201 00:09:57,273 --> 00:09:58,623 Guess I should cancel that. 202 00:09:58,660 --> 00:09:59,674 Do you live here? 203 00:09:59,707 --> 00:10:01,875 - Until very recently. - Can you put her down, please? 204 00:10:05,315 --> 00:10:07,449 At least your collection of nautical plates survived. 205 00:10:11,626 --> 00:10:12,876 Those were Franklin Mint. 206 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:15,407 - I'm sorry. - No, it's okay. 207 00:10:15,424 --> 00:10:16,490 I'll be okay. 208 00:10:16,584 --> 00:10:19,291 I was feeling like I needed to simplify my life, anyway. 209 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,232 Chuck's heart went up 210 00:10:21,247 --> 00:10:23,224 to the man with the plane in his living room, 211 00:10:23,239 --> 00:10:26,585 despite the pie maker wanting her heart for himself. 212 00:10:26,664 --> 00:10:31,148 Suddenly, ambulance-chasing didn't seem like a bad idea. 213 00:10:31,741 --> 00:10:32,971 The ambulance is leaving. 214 00:10:33,044 --> 00:10:35,755 You go ahead. I'm gonna stay here, see if there's anything I can do. 215 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:38,536 I'm sure he's fine. Statistically speaking, his day can only improve. 216 00:10:38,551 --> 00:10:41,101 dead pilot, on the other hand, probably has lots of last wishes. 217 00:10:41,137 --> 00:10:43,328 Yeah, like maybe he wished he'd have turned left. 218 00:10:43,424 --> 00:10:44,700 You don't need me for that. 219 00:10:44,743 --> 00:10:46,133 - She's got a point. - But... 220 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,636 Don't argue with the woman. 221 00:10:47,694 --> 00:10:49,210 We got a dead guy to talk to. 222 00:10:51,686 --> 00:10:53,230 The facts were these... 223 00:10:53,595 --> 00:10:56,564 One Bradan Caden, an agricultural aviator, 224 00:10:56,633 --> 00:11:01,616 was 53 years, 21 weeks, 5 days, 6 hours, and 19 minutes old, 225 00:11:01,806 --> 00:11:06,677 when his crop duster collided with the broadview luxury apartment complex. 226 00:11:07,071 --> 00:11:09,837 It was 17 minutes after the collision, 227 00:11:09,908 --> 00:11:12,931 and Mr. Caden's insurance agent had already rejected 228 00:11:12,983 --> 00:11:15,133 the claim on his life policy 229 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,641 before the claim was even made. 230 00:11:18,548 --> 00:11:20,432 Did you see the way he just swept in there? 231 00:11:20,515 --> 00:11:22,522 - Yeah, so? - I don't sweep. I'm not a sweeper. 232 00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:24,540 - Yeah, it's a little showy. - It's a lot showy. 233 00:11:25,035 --> 00:11:27,026 What's a rooftop full of bees compared to someone 234 00:11:27,044 --> 00:11:29,528 who can catch her when she falls? I can't catch her, Emerson. 235 00:11:29,626 --> 00:11:31,226 Can't suck on her toes, neither. 236 00:11:32,995 --> 00:11:34,116 Some women like that. 237 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,133 Bradan Caden's wife, Becky, 238 00:11:38,176 --> 00:11:41,125 believed her husband was not suicidal and was, 239 00:11:41,140 --> 00:11:43,177 in fact, a happy man. 240 00:11:43,229 --> 00:11:44,911 He was a happy man. 241 00:11:45,345 --> 00:11:47,264 These insurance people making assumptions 242 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,416 about a person's disposition. 243 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,671 One should never assume. 244 00:11:50,779 --> 00:11:53,825 An insurance agent can't speak to the deceased's state of mind. 245 00:11:54,468 --> 00:11:55,799 They didn't know the deceased. 246 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:56,960 You did. 247 00:11:57,204 --> 00:11:58,413 Pardon me. I couldn't help but 248 00:11:58,430 --> 00:12:00,706 overhear your conversation. I believe I could be helpful. 249 00:12:01,201 --> 00:12:02,551 May I have a word with you? 250 00:12:06,879 --> 00:12:08,627 Why are you bothering this poor woman? 251 00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:11,804 You and that white boy got some kind of shifty going on? 252 00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:14,712 I don't know what, but you're shifty. 253 00:12:14,783 --> 00:12:16,678 I'm here as a concerned citizen of the world. 254 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,071 You making a dime, concerned citizen? 255 00:12:19,358 --> 00:12:20,814 Maybe one or two to rub together. 256 00:12:20,857 --> 00:12:21,753 Well, 257 00:12:22,073 --> 00:12:25,237 then, flies land on me, they pay rent. 258 00:12:32,324 --> 00:12:34,404 Excuse me. I'm j-just gonna... 259 00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:45,679 Hello. 260 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,492 Are you the fellow that jumped on my plane? 261 00:12:47,546 --> 00:12:49,453 No. A fellow jumped on your plane? 262 00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:50,479 I was hijacked. 263 00:12:50,494 --> 00:12:51,923 Is that why your plane crashed? 264 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:53,904 Oh, yes, sirree. 265 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:55,949 Mr. Caden. 266 00:12:56,612 --> 00:12:58,685 I was dusting soybeans, or getting ready to, 267 00:12:58,715 --> 00:13:01,471 and dippy in a prison-orange jumpsuit climbed aboard. 268 00:13:01,686 --> 00:13:03,475 Dippy was on board when your plane crashed? 269 00:13:03,505 --> 00:13:05,810 But you were the only dead dippy... Body... They found. 270 00:13:05,846 --> 00:13:07,873 Then dippy's not dead. Lucky him. 271 00:13:11,262 --> 00:13:12,417 What in the hell? 272 00:13:12,471 --> 00:13:13,680 The plane was hijacked. 273 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,130 How'd you come by that? 274 00:13:15,957 --> 00:13:16,957 DNA... ish... 275 00:13:20,481 --> 00:13:24,090 Olive Snook came to Couer d'Couers on a wing and a prayer. 276 00:13:24,435 --> 00:13:27,200 With a gilded cage housing the monowinged bird 277 00:13:27,215 --> 00:13:29,647 in one hand and a pie box in the other, 278 00:13:29,855 --> 00:13:34,246 she set out to expose Charlotte Charles, also known as "Chuck," 279 00:13:34,636 --> 00:13:36,557 as a faker of deaths. 280 00:13:40,877 --> 00:13:42,040 It's a carrier pigeon. 281 00:13:42,372 --> 00:13:43,866 Diseases or messages? 282 00:13:45,897 --> 00:13:46,697 Both. 283 00:13:46,815 --> 00:13:48,986 A bird with gossip. How exciting. 284 00:13:49,615 --> 00:13:51,949 Do you open other people's mail? 285 00:13:52,228 --> 00:13:54,343 Well, who's the people and how hard is it to open? 286 00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:57,676 I don't know where that came from. 287 00:13:57,738 --> 00:13:58,970 What's gotten into you? 288 00:13:59,014 --> 00:14:00,497 What's gotten into you? 289 00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:05,385 What had gotten into both of them was their niece's homeopathic pie. 290 00:14:05,725 --> 00:14:07,592 As with any mood stabilizer, 291 00:14:07,734 --> 00:14:10,490 moods were a bit inconsistent at the start. 292 00:14:10,577 --> 00:14:12,093 Do you think you can fix her? 293 00:14:12,349 --> 00:14:14,215 She'll only go out there and get hurt again. 294 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,067 Coyotes will have their way with her. 295 00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:18,201 She was meant to fly. 296 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:21,570 She needs to fulfill her destiny and deliver that message. 297 00:14:22,308 --> 00:14:24,717 A bird that stalks down his narrow cage 298 00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:27,504 can seldom see through his bars of rage! 299 00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:33,122 It wouldn't hurt to try. 300 00:14:33,526 --> 00:14:35,245 That's the spirit. 301 00:14:35,866 --> 00:14:38,462 And once we fix Pidge, we can celebrate... 302 00:14:38,659 --> 00:14:40,862 By taking a trip to the pie hole. 303 00:14:41,277 --> 00:14:43,666 It's a nifty spot with lots of interesting folks. 304 00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:46,196 You never know who you might run into. 305 00:14:46,483 --> 00:14:50,039 With that Olive Snook set her plan in motion. 306 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,440 Why would we go out for pie when you just brought us one? 307 00:14:55,882 --> 00:14:57,106 I'll think of a reason. 308 00:14:57,377 --> 00:15:01,294 While Olive Snook considered how to get Lily and Vivian, out of their rut, 309 00:15:01,496 --> 00:15:04,762 the pie maker was considering worst-case scenarios, 310 00:15:04,824 --> 00:15:06,948 not only for a rogue hijacker, 311 00:15:06,984 --> 00:15:09,918 who he had been hired to find by Becky Caden, 312 00:15:09,982 --> 00:15:14,024 but for Chuck and the man who caught her in a way the pie maker never could. 313 00:15:14,075 --> 00:15:15,971 They're not here. This is bad. 314 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,888 Well, maybe they went for a stroll. 315 00:15:18,012 --> 00:15:20,446 - That would not make it better. - Well, what's worse... 316 00:15:20,474 --> 00:15:22,819 The two of them locked up in the trunk of a hijacker's car 317 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,457 or sipping mimosas in a hotel room? 318 00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:27,027 I'm not a fan of either scenario, and what's that smell? 319 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,722 I thought it might be your cologne. 320 00:15:28,811 --> 00:15:29,877 Who wears cologne? 321 00:15:30,391 --> 00:15:31,565 I wear cologne! 322 00:15:34,286 --> 00:15:35,086 Look. 323 00:15:36,752 --> 00:15:37,936 They had coffee. 324 00:15:41,077 --> 00:15:42,588 There's something bad in there. 325 00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:49,345 Is that the hijacker? 326 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:52,698 What kind of fool hijacker hides himself in a damn coffee table? 327 00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:02,697 Damn gout. 328 00:16:03,157 --> 00:16:05,254 I'm so cramped, I feel like i'm stuffed in a trunk. 329 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,464 You are stuffed in a trunk. 330 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,580 Don't contradict an old man. It's disrespectful. 331 00:16:08,694 --> 00:16:10,294 Did you hijack that plane? 332 00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:11,361 What plane? 333 00:16:11,684 --> 00:16:12,694 Hell's fire. 334 00:16:12,718 --> 00:16:14,395 That thing flew into my apartment! 335 00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:15,753 This is your apartment? 336 00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:16,954 What'd I just say? 337 00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:20,821 There I was, enjoying my daily prunes 338 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:23,313 and the psyllium powder and hoping for the best. 339 00:16:23,365 --> 00:16:25,629 And suddenly, I see that thing flying at me. 340 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,161 If this is your apartment, then who is Conrad? 341 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,359 What is this... The idiot brigade? 342 00:16:30,918 --> 00:16:32,020 Hello. 343 00:16:38,032 --> 00:16:39,036 Do you like pie? 344 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,020 It would be criminal not to like pie. 345 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,812 Everything I am, 346 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,158 everything I was, 347 00:16:48,055 --> 00:16:51,379 everything that represented me as a human being was in there. 348 00:16:51,799 --> 00:16:53,061 I have to start over. 349 00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:55,024 I lost everything once. 350 00:16:55,253 --> 00:16:57,491 - And you know what? - Did a plane fly your living room? 351 00:16:57,506 --> 00:16:58,775 - No. - Well, was it arson? 352 00:16:58,829 --> 00:17:01,928 No, it was something else, but I felt a queer thrill of opportunity. 353 00:17:02,444 --> 00:17:03,653 To get new stuff? 354 00:17:03,739 --> 00:17:05,788 To let go of everything about me that I didn't like 355 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,851 and to hold onto everything about me that I did. 356 00:17:08,952 --> 00:17:10,472 I've just met you, but I 357 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,809 can't imagine anything about you that isn't something to like. 358 00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:18,982 Chuck's first thought was to quickly pull her hand away. 359 00:17:19,249 --> 00:17:21,559 Her second thought was how nice it felt 360 00:17:21,604 --> 00:17:24,227 to have someone hold her hand. 361 00:17:26,516 --> 00:17:27,334 Sorry. 362 00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:30,389 Was that your boyfriend back there, 363 00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:33,191 the one who took a step back to let you fall? 364 00:17:33,277 --> 00:17:36,877 He didn't let me fall. It was actually a very affectionate gesture, in context. 365 00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:40,193 If it only was the pie maker's hand. 366 00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:43,391 Can I ask you a small favor? 367 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,247 Would you hold my hand just for a moment, 368 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,584 but don't say anything? And I'm gonna close my eyes. 369 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:53,723 All right. 370 00:18:09,323 --> 00:18:13,382 In that moment, Chuck was holding the pie maker's hand... 371 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,698 ... if only by proxy. 372 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,415 It was the proxy, that concerned the pie maker. 373 00:18:26,475 --> 00:18:27,559 I got to pee. 374 00:18:29,945 --> 00:18:31,847 - How did it go? - Where did he go? 375 00:18:31,918 --> 00:18:34,123 Conrad? He was going to the bathroom. 376 00:18:35,287 --> 00:18:37,167 He's not Conrad. He's the hijacker. 377 00:18:38,666 --> 00:18:40,641 He's going to the bathroom in my kitchen. 378 00:18:40,765 --> 00:18:42,490 Boy, you miss one trip to the morgue... 379 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,603 Is this the hand you were holding? 380 00:19:13,066 --> 00:19:15,013 Well, he's a great big fibber, then, isn't he? 381 00:19:15,073 --> 00:19:17,362 A great big fibber, whose hand you were holding. 382 00:19:17,377 --> 00:19:20,016 - What's that about? - I was... I- if you must know... 383 00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:23,922 I was pretending I was holding your hand. 384 00:19:23,978 --> 00:19:25,631 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 385 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:27,557 Well... Yeah. 386 00:19:28,277 --> 00:19:29,851 On one hand it does make me feel better. 387 00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:31,938 On the other hand and you were holding. It doesn't. 388 00:19:31,956 --> 00:19:33,426 Ned, he's an escaped convict. 389 00:19:33,441 --> 00:19:35,208 You didn't know that when you held his hand. 390 00:19:35,223 --> 00:19:37,047 And p. s., only is he an escaped convict... 391 00:19:37,062 --> 00:19:38,574 He's also a hijacker who's prevented 392 00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:40,887 thousands of crops from being aerially fertilized. 393 00:19:41,565 --> 00:19:43,982 And he stuffed a surly old dead guy in a trunk. 394 00:19:44,047 --> 00:19:46,700 I'm not saying that he isn't guilty, and I'm not saying that I am. 395 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,748 I'm just saying that it's not about him. 396 00:19:48,831 --> 00:19:51,359 No, it's about our client, Becky Caden, wife of Bradan Caden, 397 00:19:51,522 --> 00:19:53,415 the woman your handyman widowed when he decided 398 00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:54,887 to crop-dust someone's living room. 399 00:19:55,973 --> 00:19:57,040 Did you catch him? 400 00:19:57,838 --> 00:19:59,385 That one-armed bitch was speedy. 401 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,364 But I checked in with my people at the prison. 402 00:20:01,558 --> 00:20:03,546 You got "people"? That's so neat. 403 00:20:03,648 --> 00:20:05,704 - Did you find out anything good? - Yes. 404 00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:07,565 And we're gonna need shovels. 405 00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:12,575 Emerson Cod had learned three things... 406 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:15,531 First, the man they knew as Conrad Fitch 407 00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:18,451 was actually one Lemuel Winegard. 408 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:22,422 A low-level employee of a company called Ornan Energy. 409 00:20:23,108 --> 00:20:26,173 Second, Ornan was an energy-based corporation 410 00:20:26,339 --> 00:20:28,717 known for several types of trading... 411 00:20:28,982 --> 00:20:30,619 Plastics, steel... 412 00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:31,878 and insider. 413 00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:35,860 The latter cost Lemuel his right hand. 414 00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:42,032 It also cost him his freedom. 415 00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:45,636 Third, during his incarceration, 416 00:20:45,814 --> 00:20:48,212 Lemuel became known as "Lefty Lem," 417 00:20:48,604 --> 00:20:51,684 a name given to him by his cellmate, Jackson Lucas, 418 00:20:51,872 --> 00:20:53,606 an infamous diamond thief, 419 00:20:53,701 --> 00:20:55,529 whose final escapade resulted 420 00:20:55,612 --> 00:20:58,365 in a buried treasure that was never recovered... 421 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,863 ... even after he died. 422 00:21:09,097 --> 00:21:11,804 He ended up in a prison graveyard with his secret. 423 00:21:12,582 --> 00:21:15,181 So Lefty Lem was a white-collar criminal. 424 00:21:15,466 --> 00:21:17,104 That makes much more sense. 425 00:21:18,255 --> 00:21:19,418 Yeah, thank you. 426 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,780 Gonna get paid once by the pilot's widow 427 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,227 when we prove her husband's death wasn't a suicide... 428 00:21:24,321 --> 00:21:26,593 Dead bodies always lead to paydays. 429 00:21:26,711 --> 00:21:28,883 Yeah, yeah, "vodka in the freezer." 430 00:21:29,126 --> 00:21:30,376 Gonna get paid twice by the feds 431 00:21:30,391 --> 00:21:32,476 when they give us the reward for kicking Lefty's ass 432 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:33,909 back to the clink, where he belongs. 433 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,193 Looking forward to that. 434 00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:38,649 And gonna get paid thrice by finding Jackson's buried booty. 435 00:21:40,587 --> 00:21:41,587 Hey! 436 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,320 Hey. 437 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,467 Come to papa. 438 00:21:53,685 --> 00:21:55,323 Wait, you might want to avert your eyes. 439 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:57,281 There's a good chance he'll be on the dewy side. 440 00:21:57,376 --> 00:21:59,192 Damn. I hate dewy. 441 00:21:59,573 --> 00:22:00,867 Are you mad at me? 442 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:03,383 Why would I be mad? 443 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,989 For holding someone's hand that wasn't yours. 444 00:22:06,061 --> 00:22:08,339 Seriously... in a prison graveyard... 445 00:22:08,653 --> 00:22:10,943 That's where y'all are gonna have this conversation? 446 00:22:11,558 --> 00:22:13,981 You should... breathe through your mouths. 447 00:22:22,453 --> 00:22:24,119 I'd have preferred a little more eyeball. 448 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,348 Just touch the damn thing. 449 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,470 No, wait. 450 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:27,597 For what? 451 00:22:28,197 --> 00:22:29,479 A little dignity. 452 00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:35,940 Thanks. 453 00:22:42,137 --> 00:22:43,344 I can't see anything! 454 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,445 Am I blind? 455 00:22:44,505 --> 00:22:47,096 The good news is, you're not blind. Bad news is, you're dead. 456 00:22:47,252 --> 00:22:49,802 Makes blind seem like a walk in the park, doesn't it? 457 00:22:50,058 --> 00:22:51,365 Where'd you bury your loot, Jack? 458 00:22:53,515 --> 00:22:54,702 Why should I tell you? 459 00:22:54,737 --> 00:22:57,104 Good karma. It's like currency in the after-life. 460 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:03,403 In the old windmill on the Vonroenn Farm, at the bottom of the stairs. 461 00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,824 - How much that worth? - Plenty. Ask him about Lefty. 462 00:23:06,943 --> 00:23:08,774 Did you tell him where you buried it? 463 00:23:08,925 --> 00:23:10,384 Of course I did. 464 00:23:10,894 --> 00:23:12,283 I owed him that much. 465 00:23:12,603 --> 00:23:14,110 What did you owe him for? 466 00:23:14,253 --> 00:23:15,832 Keeping the fire alive. 467 00:23:17,952 --> 00:23:19,802 All right, we got a windmill to find. 468 00:23:20,616 --> 00:23:23,071 Chuck's fire may not be alive, as far as 469 00:23:23,154 --> 00:23:25,469 her aunts Lily and Vivian were concerned, 470 00:23:26,003 --> 00:23:28,935 but Olive was doing her best to reidignite it. 471 00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:30,059 Brackets. 472 00:23:30,556 --> 00:23:31,556 Brackets. 473 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,108 Ribbon. 474 00:23:33,123 --> 00:23:34,116 Ribbon. 475 00:23:34,365 --> 00:23:35,329 Bejeweler. 476 00:23:35,365 --> 00:23:36,362 Bejeweler. 477 00:23:39,222 --> 00:23:40,433 Can I do one? 478 00:23:41,103 --> 00:23:42,413 Maybe the last one. 479 00:23:42,476 --> 00:23:45,676 If you like, we could bejewel Pidge's birdhouse when we're done. 480 00:23:46,046 --> 00:23:47,695 Pidge's house is only temporary. 481 00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:50,517 No sense in bejeweling an empty home, is there, Pidge? 482 00:23:50,532 --> 00:23:53,025 There's something so sad about an empty birdhouse. 483 00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:56,272 When one of our birds dies, we taxiderm it immediately... 484 00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:57,773 Put it right back on its perch. 485 00:23:57,832 --> 00:23:59,874 Vivian does wonders with sand and thread. 486 00:23:59,948 --> 00:24:01,241 And little marble eyes. 487 00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:03,184 It's like our birds never left us at all. 488 00:24:04,285 --> 00:24:06,587 You can't put everything back on its perch. 489 00:24:08,035 --> 00:24:11,394 It must have been all kinds of horrible for you when Charlotte left. 490 00:24:12,056 --> 00:24:13,056 She didn't leave. 491 00:24:13,489 --> 00:24:14,489 She died. 492 00:24:15,113 --> 00:24:17,411 And no amount of sand or thread 493 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:20,106 or little marble eyes will ever bring her back. 494 00:24:20,618 --> 00:24:23,146 But Olive didn't need sand or thread 495 00:24:23,289 --> 00:24:25,591 or little marble eyes to bring Chuck back. 496 00:24:25,907 --> 00:24:28,161 She need a confluence of events. 497 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:29,902 Wing. 498 00:24:31,149 --> 00:24:32,841 And she was about to get one. 499 00:24:36,702 --> 00:24:37,702 Wing. 500 00:24:39,822 --> 00:24:41,122 Can I do the last bejewel? 501 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:42,881 I already did it. 502 00:24:50,582 --> 00:24:52,197 What do you think, Pidge? 503 00:24:52,739 --> 00:24:54,519 And while Olive, the aunts, and Pidge 504 00:24:54,614 --> 00:24:57,628 looked forward to the next step in their journey, 505 00:24:59,523 --> 00:25:02,181 another journey had reached a dead end. 506 00:25:03,162 --> 00:25:04,162 Is she dead? 507 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,720 Lefty lem has officially taken the lead. 508 00:25:10,604 --> 00:25:12,216 Do you think fake Conrad killed her? 509 00:25:12,287 --> 00:25:13,123 Ockham's razor... 510 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,963 All things being equal, the simplest solution tends to be the best one. 511 00:25:15,978 --> 00:25:18,583 I used to believe that until you brought me back from the dead... 512 00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:20,114 Kind of screws the theory. 513 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,220 Maybe your finger needs a new battery. 514 00:25:33,537 --> 00:25:34,581 Here, let me try. 515 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:38,006 He did it. 516 00:25:39,252 --> 00:25:41,048 Oh! I must have dozed off again. 517 00:25:41,063 --> 00:25:42,753 Uh, can I help you? 518 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:46,028 We're looking for a windmill, a Vonroenn variety windmill. 519 00:25:46,217 --> 00:25:51,048 That's funny, a young man was just in here, asking about the Vonroenn mill. 520 00:25:51,226 --> 00:25:53,273 He didn't happen to have one arm, did he? 521 00:25:53,288 --> 00:25:54,685 As a matter of fact, he did. 522 00:25:54,783 --> 00:25:55,650 Ockham's! 523 00:25:55,665 --> 00:25:56,462 Bless you. 524 00:25:56,477 --> 00:25:57,470 Thank you. 525 00:25:57,529 --> 00:25:58,526 The windmill... 526 00:25:58,541 --> 00:25:59,539 What happened to it? 527 00:25:59,649 --> 00:26:01,141 Razed, wrecked, rebuilt, removed? 528 00:26:01,156 --> 00:26:02,149 Retired. 529 00:26:02,524 --> 00:26:04,304 No farm, no use. 530 00:26:04,779 --> 00:26:08,102 Got shipped off to "Narm" some 20 years ago. 531 00:26:08,325 --> 00:26:10,914 Why did they send it to nam? Did the vietnamese need windmills? 532 00:26:11,097 --> 00:26:13,822 N.A.R.M.... National area retired mills. 533 00:26:14,252 --> 00:26:18,602 Vonroenn mill has been preserved for an historical landmark. 534 00:26:19,432 --> 00:26:21,473 I have a map here. 535 00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:28,222 Now, that's narcoleptic. 536 00:26:28,237 --> 00:26:29,680 Necrophiliac's the other one. 537 00:26:29,851 --> 00:26:30,851 Yeah. 538 00:26:31,479 --> 00:26:32,915 Armed with a new plan, 539 00:26:33,098 --> 00:26:37,511 the pie maker and associates left the narcoleptic curator to her dreams. 540 00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:40,134 Meanwhile, back in Couer d'Couers, 541 00:26:40,212 --> 00:26:42,823 a tiny friend was planning her own escape. 542 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,435 Olive's disdain for Chuck was split in two... 543 00:26:46,949 --> 00:26:51,218 One for stealing the pie maker's heart and the other for breaking the aunts'. 544 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,473 You know you want to read Pidge's message. 545 00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:55,450 Lily would be so displeased. 546 00:26:57,559 --> 00:26:59,106 There was an incident. 547 00:27:00,116 --> 00:27:01,984 I read something that I shouldn't have, 548 00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:04,784 and then life went horribly awry. 549 00:27:05,936 --> 00:27:07,324 Lily never forgave me. 550 00:27:07,372 --> 00:27:08,894 She said she did, but... 551 00:27:09,511 --> 00:27:10,511 she didn't. 552 00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:13,515 Now I'm more interested in that story. 553 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,833 Let's put Pidge back into her house. 554 00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:18,426 Pidge has left the building. 555 00:27:19,398 --> 00:27:20,398 I'm sorry. 556 00:27:20,691 --> 00:27:22,934 I'm sorry her empty birdhouse makes you sad. 557 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,190 Maybe you could fill it with all your Charlotte 558 00:27:26,261 --> 00:27:29,205 sadness and hang it in a special place in your soul. 559 00:27:30,505 --> 00:27:33,605 That's an awfully sad birdhouse to have hanging in one's soul. 560 00:27:34,499 --> 00:27:36,729 Hang it someplace you don't have to see it. 561 00:27:38,248 --> 00:27:39,803 It won't always be sad. 562 00:27:39,922 --> 00:27:42,916 It'll be the happiest little birdhouse when you're ready. 563 00:27:42,931 --> 00:27:44,938 Make a little birdhouse in your soul. 564 00:27:46,170 --> 00:27:47,348 Don't encourage her. 565 00:27:50,578 --> 00:27:52,050 I think she looks divine. 566 00:28:01,206 --> 00:28:02,072 Son of a bitch. 567 00:28:02,087 --> 00:28:03,570 Wait! You forgot your message! 568 00:28:03,585 --> 00:28:04,582 Pidge! 569 00:28:05,243 --> 00:28:06,246 Pidge, wait! 570 00:28:06,335 --> 00:28:07,676 You forgot your message! 571 00:28:08,982 --> 00:28:11,438 As the aunts watched Olive scream for help... 572 00:28:12,064 --> 00:28:13,064 Pidge! 573 00:28:13,378 --> 00:28:14,378 Help me! Pidge! 574 00:28:14,583 --> 00:28:16,849 They considered their own birdcage 575 00:28:16,921 --> 00:28:19,604 and wondered if they were ready to leave it behind. 576 00:28:20,802 --> 00:28:22,310 A few miles away... 577 00:28:24,081 --> 00:28:26,490 Looking out across the fields and hills, 578 00:28:26,609 --> 00:28:29,413 a beautiful woman named Elsita waited 579 00:28:29,496 --> 00:28:32,195 for the man she loved to make her heart complete. 580 00:28:34,153 --> 00:28:38,515 Little did she know Lefty Lem was already on his way. 581 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,437 What the hell do you want? 582 00:28:41,329 --> 00:28:43,579 I'm from the papen county historical society. 583 00:28:44,096 --> 00:28:47,198 We'd like to photograph these premises for our 87th annual "mills of the wind" 584 00:28:47,213 --> 00:28:49,010 papen county collector's calendar. 585 00:28:49,959 --> 00:28:50,968 Where's your camera? 586 00:28:52,486 --> 00:28:53,562 It's in the car. 587 00:28:54,310 --> 00:28:55,310 You're lying. 588 00:28:56,056 --> 00:28:57,056 But I'm bored. 589 00:29:37,578 --> 00:29:38,630 Never mind the singing. 590 00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:40,432 Keep your eye on that bird. 591 00:29:45,816 --> 00:29:47,027 You know what our problem is. 592 00:29:47,042 --> 00:29:48,710 If you're referring to the touching thing, 593 00:29:48,725 --> 00:29:50,609 I see it as more of an obstacle than a problem. 594 00:29:50,627 --> 00:29:53,294 - It's a pretty big obstacle. - Not compared to our other problems. 595 00:29:53,309 --> 00:29:55,674 - We've got "other problems"? - I'm gonna kill myself. 596 00:29:56,279 --> 00:29:58,285 There's so much I'm learning about you. 597 00:29:58,416 --> 00:29:59,416 Such as? 598 00:29:59,724 --> 00:30:00,922 You're romantic. 599 00:30:01,343 --> 00:30:02,343 When the mood strikes. 600 00:30:02,358 --> 00:30:04,034 And you're jealous when the mood strikes. 601 00:30:04,081 --> 00:30:05,838 Everyone's a little jealous. If you're not, 602 00:30:05,874 --> 00:30:07,239 you're probably... 603 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:10,403 Can we not talk about this? 604 00:30:10,439 --> 00:30:12,333 The answer to your query is "yes." 605 00:30:12,404 --> 00:30:14,624 No, actually, I want to talk about this. 606 00:30:14,705 --> 00:30:16,914 I could let it go, but like the cat, it will come back, 607 00:30:16,938 --> 00:30:18,154 which I wouldn't call annoying, 608 00:30:18,169 --> 00:30:20,056 but there's no way of saying "half annoying," 609 00:30:20,071 --> 00:30:21,488 which it is a little bit. 610 00:30:21,582 --> 00:30:23,042 See? Isn't this neat? 611 00:30:23,093 --> 00:30:25,284 We were thinking all we had was one big problem, when, 612 00:30:25,299 --> 00:30:27,116 in fact, we have hundreds of little problems 613 00:30:27,131 --> 00:30:29,288 that we got to sort out before getting to the big one, 614 00:30:29,312 --> 00:30:31,547 which means we're like everybody else in the world. 615 00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:34,414 Except I still can't catch you. 616 00:30:37,457 --> 00:30:39,511 Yeah, we taking two cars next time. 617 00:30:41,844 --> 00:30:43,007 That's a big ax. 618 00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:44,870 I'm not gonna hurt you. I promise. 619 00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:47,510 This is... just a precautionary measure. 620 00:30:48,703 --> 00:30:52,026 Wouldn't it be easier if you put the ax down, then tied the rope? 621 00:30:58,735 --> 00:31:00,978 It's funny... You really are a one-armed bandit. 622 00:31:01,037 --> 00:31:03,979 Your name's not McClapping, is it? As in The sound of one hand 623 00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:07,003 'Cause names are destiny. 624 00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:09,734 If you think Dwayne Cloggin ain't gonna grow up to be a plumber, 625 00:31:09,758 --> 00:31:11,230 then you just think again. 626 00:31:12,357 --> 00:31:15,257 Oh, no, you didn't use bows to tie me up, did you? 627 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,454 You take a hostage like you tie your sneakers. 628 00:31:17,502 --> 00:31:18,974 What is your problem? 629 00:31:19,555 --> 00:31:22,546 Well, I was born into the life of windmillery. 630 00:31:23,820 --> 00:31:25,944 Are you gonna listen, or are you gonna keep knocking? 631 00:31:25,992 --> 00:31:28,757 I'm listening. You were born into the life of windmillery. 632 00:31:29,719 --> 00:31:31,357 Always waiting on the wind to show up, 633 00:31:31,588 --> 00:31:34,100 so you can start work, and I'm no good at waiting. 634 00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:35,636 I'm tired of it. 635 00:31:36,016 --> 00:31:38,729 You sure it was the wind that you were a-waiting for? 636 00:31:41,396 --> 00:31:42,808 Did you just say "a-waiting"? 637 00:31:42,856 --> 00:31:44,102 'Cause if you are mimicking me, 638 00:31:44,154 --> 00:31:46,864 I will be out of these girly bows faster than a snake through weeds! 639 00:31:46,879 --> 00:31:48,792 I wasn't thinking, and I apologize. 640 00:31:49,456 --> 00:31:52,020 it's just, well, I have a lot on my mind, 641 00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:53,564 and I'm in a bit of a rush. 642 00:31:53,673 --> 00:31:55,214 Where you rushing to? 643 00:31:57,884 --> 00:31:59,593 Well, I don't really know yet. 644 00:32:00,436 --> 00:32:02,525 Well, maybe you better figure that out. 645 00:32:08,630 --> 00:32:10,066 Go back to your knocking. 646 00:32:20,756 --> 00:32:21,938 Come on, Pidge! 647 00:32:22,064 --> 00:32:23,064 You can do it! 648 00:32:24,127 --> 00:32:26,078 Not even a breeze to help poor Pidge, 649 00:32:26,149 --> 00:32:28,760 Which is kind of ironic, given the surroundings. 650 00:32:28,867 --> 00:32:30,470 Pidge! Come on! 651 00:32:31,026 --> 00:32:34,990 The pigeon growing fatigued with each flap of her taxidermied wing, 652 00:32:35,299 --> 00:32:37,352 knew something the others did not. 653 00:32:38,977 --> 00:32:41,112 Her journey was almost complete. 654 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,151 What was that? 655 00:32:47,525 --> 00:32:48,712 It's my bird! 656 00:32:56,447 --> 00:32:57,447 That's my bird. 657 00:32:57,462 --> 00:32:59,176 What are you on about? It's my bird. 658 00:32:59,224 --> 00:33:01,200 I'll prove it. I wrote the note. 659 00:33:02,003 --> 00:33:03,003 Where's the note? 660 00:33:03,256 --> 00:33:04,256 Hello! 661 00:33:04,751 --> 00:33:06,128 Can I get my bird back, please? 662 00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:08,161 - Your bird? - Yes, my bird. 663 00:33:08,249 --> 00:33:09,357 She's a carrier pigeon. 664 00:33:09,372 --> 00:33:11,648 She has a message, and she has to carry it. 665 00:33:11,707 --> 00:33:13,108 It's what she does. 666 00:33:13,234 --> 00:33:14,606 That's my message. 667 00:33:16,767 --> 00:33:17,740 Elsa? 668 00:33:17,798 --> 00:33:18,798 I'm Elsita. 669 00:33:18,974 --> 00:33:19,974 Jackson? 670 00:33:20,658 --> 00:33:21,658 I'm Lem. 671 00:33:22,219 --> 00:33:23,613 Elsa was my mama. 672 00:33:23,696 --> 00:33:25,536 Jackson was my prison bunkmate. 673 00:33:25,845 --> 00:33:28,849 - Is "bunkmate" a euphemism for... - Not in this case, ma'am. 674 00:33:29,928 --> 00:33:32,788 There was a bitter chill in the air the night Jackson Lucas 675 00:33:32,883 --> 00:33:35,284 found refuge in the Vonroenn windmill. 676 00:33:35,593 --> 00:33:39,379 already five days on the lam, he knew the police were closing in. 677 00:33:40,174 --> 00:33:44,210 To preserve his dreams of one day owning an art gallery in Mexico, 678 00:33:44,495 --> 00:33:47,971 Jackson decided to bury his stolen treasure in the staircase 679 00:33:48,101 --> 00:33:50,297 of the seemingly abandoned property. 680 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,772 His heart stopped, however, 681 00:33:53,963 --> 00:33:57,405 when he saw an angelic creature descending the stairs. 682 00:33:58,105 --> 00:34:01,274 her name was Elsa, and this was her windmill. 683 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:02,902 My name is Elsa. 684 00:34:03,531 --> 00:34:04,647 This is my windmill. 685 00:34:05,433 --> 00:34:07,261 It was love at first sight. 686 00:34:07,899 --> 00:34:09,892 Knowing he had very little time left, 687 00:34:10,190 --> 00:34:11,413 he kissed her. 688 00:34:11,643 --> 00:34:13,181 It was perfect moment. 689 00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:16,538 The next moment... 690 00:34:16,626 --> 00:34:17,626 was not. 691 00:34:22,573 --> 00:34:23,962 I'll write you. 692 00:34:24,556 --> 00:34:26,186 Elsa kept true to her word. 693 00:34:26,792 --> 00:34:28,347 For the next 20 years, 694 00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:31,807 she and Jackson continued their love affair by correspondence, 695 00:34:32,164 --> 00:34:33,908 letters sent to and fro 696 00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:37,469 with the help of her virtually untraceable carrier pigeon. 697 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,260 Until the day Jackson knew 698 00:34:40,366 --> 00:34:42,990 he would no longer be able to keep his promise. 699 00:34:44,171 --> 00:34:46,842 Someone else would have to do it for him. 700 00:34:48,729 --> 00:34:51,399 After Jackson died, I started to plan my escape. 701 00:34:52,140 --> 00:34:53,571 It took me two years. 702 00:34:53,843 --> 00:34:56,048 And all that time, I kept writing to Elsa. 703 00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:58,509 At first, I was writing out of loyalty 704 00:34:58,557 --> 00:35:00,954 to the man who taught me the ropes in prison, but... 705 00:35:01,109 --> 00:35:02,628 after a while, I... 706 00:35:03,221 --> 00:35:04,788 started to develop... 707 00:35:05,618 --> 00:35:06,718 A condition? 708 00:35:07,133 --> 00:35:08,409 For Elsa... 709 00:35:08,492 --> 00:35:10,285 At least, I thought it was Elsa. 710 00:35:10,796 --> 00:35:14,363 And mama made me swear on her deathbed that I'd never stop writing to Jackson, 711 00:35:14,423 --> 00:35:16,904 said it would break his heart to learn that she died. 712 00:35:16,963 --> 00:35:19,551 But each letter was more beautiful than the last, 713 00:35:19,596 --> 00:35:21,704 and I found myself looking forward to them. 714 00:35:21,966 --> 00:35:23,916 Well, your letters were beautiful, too. 715 00:35:24,224 --> 00:35:25,755 What's the big whoop? 716 00:35:26,729 --> 00:35:28,462 Pidge brought them together. 717 00:35:29,152 --> 00:35:30,779 How did she lose her wing? 718 00:35:30,850 --> 00:35:33,675 I took her with me on the plane when I busted out of prison. 719 00:35:33,841 --> 00:35:37,140 She flew out the window after takeoff and went right through the propeller. 720 00:35:38,045 --> 00:35:39,766 Pidge crashed the plane. 721 00:35:40,246 --> 00:35:41,250 Oh, Pidge. 722 00:35:41,817 --> 00:35:44,388 - What happened to the diamonds? - Diamonds?! 723 00:35:52,795 --> 00:35:54,160 Holy crap! 724 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:55,821 Holy crap! 725 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,444 Now, now, let's not panic. 726 00:36:04,575 --> 00:36:07,993 I'm sure it's just the mailman or a windmill-to-windmill salesman. 727 00:36:09,026 --> 00:36:10,393 Let me handle it. 728 00:36:16,258 --> 00:36:19,570 As Olive peep through the peephole, it occurred to her that, 729 00:36:19,665 --> 00:36:23,035 while the carrier pigeon was safe inside the windmill, 730 00:36:23,462 --> 00:36:26,316 the same could not be said for the sitting duck 731 00:36:26,363 --> 00:36:28,547 currently waiting on the doorstep. 732 00:36:39,742 --> 00:36:42,478 This was the moment Olive Snook had been waiting for. 733 00:36:42,775 --> 00:36:46,502 She need only open the door to expose Chuck's deceit to the aunts, 734 00:36:46,609 --> 00:36:48,698 and the pie maker could be hers. 735 00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:51,298 It was everything Olive wanted... 736 00:36:51,915 --> 00:36:52,915 and yet... 737 00:36:55,448 --> 00:36:58,741 She knew that the aunts would be traumatized by the discovery 738 00:36:58,871 --> 00:37:01,791 that the late Charlotte Charles was late no more. 739 00:37:02,644 --> 00:37:03,790 In that moment, 740 00:37:03,849 --> 00:37:06,246 Olive felt the angry fire in her heart 741 00:37:06,388 --> 00:37:08,536 extinguished by a light breeze. 742 00:37:09,403 --> 00:37:11,955 She had grown fond of Lily and Vivian 743 00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,400 and could not bring herself to hurt them. 744 00:37:23,064 --> 00:37:24,175 Afternoon, gang! 745 00:37:25,170 --> 00:37:27,635 - What the hell are you doing here? - Pie delivery. 746 00:37:27,706 --> 00:37:29,047 Tart apple, I believe. 747 00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:30,983 With those two words, 748 00:37:31,303 --> 00:37:32,431 Chuck knew. 749 00:37:34,164 --> 00:37:35,968 Her aunts were inside. 750 00:37:38,026 --> 00:37:39,608 If you know what's good for you, 751 00:37:39,643 --> 00:37:41,526 and I think you do, you'll give me two minutes. 752 00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:42,541 - Why? - What for? 753 00:37:42,610 --> 00:37:44,274 - Okay. - Goody, then. 754 00:37:49,202 --> 00:37:50,306 Who was it? 755 00:37:50,603 --> 00:37:53,275 Wrong mill. Must happen a lot around here, huh? 756 00:37:53,975 --> 00:37:56,987 Anyway, I feel just awful that we've taken up so much of your day. 757 00:37:57,002 --> 00:37:58,615 We should really be going. 758 00:37:58,782 --> 00:38:00,966 Do you mind if we use the back door? 759 00:38:01,049 --> 00:38:04,381 I just wanted to take a peek at your garden on the way out. Thanks! 760 00:38:04,713 --> 00:38:05,713 Bye! 761 00:38:08,726 --> 00:38:09,726 Ned. 762 00:38:09,848 --> 00:38:12,910 Do you remember before, when I told you all the things I'd learned about you? 763 00:38:12,934 --> 00:38:14,776 Jealous, romantic, jealous. 764 00:38:14,812 --> 00:38:15,975 I felt I had to say it twice. 765 00:38:15,999 --> 00:38:17,766 Right. Well, now might be a really good time 766 00:38:17,789 --> 00:38:20,104 for you to write down all the things you learned about me. 767 00:38:20,282 --> 00:38:22,082 Well, that way, if stuff happens... 768 00:38:23,671 --> 00:38:24,917 just remember the list. 769 00:38:25,249 --> 00:38:26,249 Time's up. 770 00:38:26,993 --> 00:38:29,858 Well, now, wasn't that a nice outing? 771 00:38:30,126 --> 00:38:31,515 I could use a drink. 772 00:38:31,565 --> 00:38:34,482 Young people depress Lily because she's afraid of dying. 773 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:38,188 As Lily wondered whether she was afraid of dying 774 00:38:38,203 --> 00:38:40,148 or simply missed feeling alive. 775 00:38:40,543 --> 00:38:44,247 She allowed herself one deep breath of fresh country air. 776 00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:47,878 I don't think we've been out since... 777 00:38:48,352 --> 00:38:49,452 Charlotte?! 778 00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:53,680 No need to yell her name. 779 00:38:54,001 --> 00:38:56,351 I think heaven's closer than we think. 780 00:38:57,222 --> 00:38:58,222 I agree. 781 00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:02,372 Hand up! 782 00:39:18,188 --> 00:39:19,731 Lemuel, I'll write you! 783 00:39:23,237 --> 00:39:25,824 The pie maker and the girl he called "Chuck" 784 00:39:25,919 --> 00:39:29,385 marveled at love's power to conquer all obstacles... 785 00:39:30,058 --> 00:39:31,553 Distance and time... 786 00:39:33,512 --> 00:39:35,280 Hardship and pain... 787 00:39:38,644 --> 00:39:40,591 A lack of reciprocation... 788 00:39:42,660 --> 00:39:43,760 Even death. 789 00:39:44,601 --> 00:39:47,035 Your husband was a great pilot. He didn't kill himself. 790 00:39:47,071 --> 00:39:48,721 A pigeon did, by accident. 791 00:39:51,551 --> 00:39:54,400 With pidge's help, the long-distance love affair 792 00:39:54,483 --> 00:39:57,248 of Lefty and Elsita continued to soar. 793 00:39:58,811 --> 00:40:00,411 And the pie maker realized, 794 00:40:00,792 --> 00:40:04,014 that while some obstacles may never disappear... 795 00:40:06,977 --> 00:40:08,111 Care to dance? 796 00:40:09,361 --> 00:40:10,461 Yes, please. 797 00:40:16,589 --> 00:40:19,817 You can always find a way to work around them. 798 00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:38,867 You caught me. 799 00:40:38,916 --> 00:40:40,286 Capture: swsub.com 800 00:40:41,085 --> 00:40:43,085 Sync: �AkaZab� & Toupack 801 00:40:43,355 --> 00:40:45,355 www.All-about-Subs.fr 61197

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