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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,068 This global warming is killing me. 2 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:18,030 This is too hot, the lce Age was too cold. 3 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:20,992 What would it take to make you happy? 4 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,453 This I like. 5 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:01,532 Oh, no, you won't catch me. 6 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:11,000 No running, James. Camp rules. 7 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,463 Make me, sloth. 8 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:18,716 Make me, sir. It's all about respect. 9 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,178 Water ball. 10 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:27,016 Sammy, you just ate. Wait an hour. Hector, no, no, no, you can't pee-pee there. 11 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,728 OK, there is fine. Ashley, stop picking your... 12 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,396 Piñata! 13 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:35,524 Stop! You're supposed to wear blindfolds. 14 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,443 OK. 15 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,946 - Hey, it's my turn to hit the sloth. - Mine. 16 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,989 - Mine. - Mine. 17 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:50,414 Hey, you didn't have any candy in you. 18 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,875 - Let's bury him. - Yeah! 19 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,883 Hey, whoa. Who said you kids could torture the sloth? 20 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,678 Manny, don't squash their creativity. 21 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:07,556 Hey, Manny, Diego, my bad mammals-jammals. 22 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,684 Wanna give a sloth a hand? 23 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:16,232 Look, I opened my camp. "Campo del Sid." it means Camp of Sid. 24 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:20,069 Congratulations. You're now an idiot in two languages. 25 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:24,949 Not in front of the k-i-d-z. These little guys love me. Right, Billy? 26 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,451 Don't make me eat you. 27 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:30,579 They kid. That's why they're called kids. 28 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:34,208 I told you, Sid. You're not qualified to run a camp. 29 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,378 What do qualifications have to do with childcare? 30 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:41,924 Besides, these kids look up to me. I'm a role model to them. 31 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,261 I can see that. 32 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:50,474 You guys never think I can do anything, but I'm an equal member of this herd. 33 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:55,855 I made this herd, so you need to start treating me with some respect. 34 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:01,235 - Come on, Sid. - Sid, we were just kidding. 35 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:04,030 Hey, let's play pin-the-tail-on-the-mammoth. 36 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,614 Yeah! 37 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:07,575 Sid! 38 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,952 I can do stuff. 39 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,956 Won't give me their stupid respect. 40 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:18,961 I'll show them. 41 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:25,801 And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy. 42 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,637 And they lived happily ever after. 43 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,018 - Good job. - Question. 44 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:37,354 Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits? 45 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:41,609 Because... Because he wanted to be with his family. 46 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:44,904 He should go with the girl burro. That's a better love story. 47 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:48,532 OK, well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do. 48 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:52,828 Burro is a demeaning name. Technically, it's called a wild ass. 49 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:57,666 Fine. The wild ass boy came home to his wild ass mother. 50 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:02,004 See, that's why I called it a burro. 51 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:06,759 Could the burro have a grazing problem? Then he'd be more relatable. 52 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:09,386 - Boring. - It's not believable. 53 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:11,764 - Do burros eat their young? - It's not a good ending. 54 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,058 Sometimes I throw up. 55 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:19,688 They lived happily ever after. You can't get more satisfying than that. 56 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:23,317 One big, happy family. That's the way it's supposed to be. 57 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:26,028 Where's your big, happy family? 58 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:34,120 Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids. 59 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,708 - You OK, buddy? - Sure. Why not? 60 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,461 - I thought... - Story time's over. The end. 61 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,923 - Run for your lives! - Where's everybody going? 62 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,801 - The world's coming to an end. - What are you talking about? 63 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,762 Fast Tony, he says the world's gonna flood. 64 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,182 Folks, I hold in my hand a device so powerful, 65 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:57,977 it can actually pull air right out of the sky. 66 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,061 Yeah, right. 67 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,729 Gather round, gather round. 68 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,607 Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'am? 69 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:06,235 So you can't breathe underwater? 70 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,779 My assistant here will demonstrate. 71 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:11,490 Hey, I can smell the ocean. 72 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,493 What are you doing? I can't sell that now. 73 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:17,621 You suck air through your mouth, you moron. 74 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:20,291 Through its design and sturdy construction, 75 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:23,210 you'll have plenty of air for eons to come. 76 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,255 Of course, results may vary. 77 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:31,010 Why are you scaring everybody with this doomsday stuff? 78 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,345 I'm trying to make a living here, pal. 79 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:39,518 It's my weather forecast. The five-day outlook calls for intense flooding 80 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:42,021 followed by the end of the world. 81 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:46,025 And a slight chance of patchy sunshine later in the week. 82 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:50,863 Come on, don't listen to him. Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape. 83 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:55,451 Are you making an offer? I mean, no, I would not. 84 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,786 Haven't you heard? The ice is melting. 85 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,456 You see this ground, it's covered in ice. 86 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,042 A thousand years ago, it was covered in ice. 87 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,961 A thousand years from now, it will still be ice. 88 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:10,424 Say, buddy, not to cast aspersions on your survival instincts or nothing, 89 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:13,719 but haven't mammoths pretty much gone extinct? 90 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,389 - What are you talking about? - About you being the last of your kind. 91 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,809 Your breath smells like ants. 92 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:28,108 Be that as it may, when's the last time you saw another mammoth? 93 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,278 Don't pay any attention to him. 94 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,573 Mammoths can't go extinct. They're the biggest things on Earth. 95 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,450 What about the dinosaurs? 96 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,953 The dinosaurs got cocky and made enemies. 97 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:42,539 Look. Some idiot's going down the Eviscerator. 98 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:45,167 Please tell me that's not our idiot. 99 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:50,547 OK, I'm gonna jump on the count of three. 100 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,009 One, 101 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:55,844 two... 102 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,473 Sid, don't move a muscle. We're coming up. 103 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:03,435 Jump! Jump! Jump! 104 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,687 Sorry. 105 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:08,899 Two and three one-thousandths, two and four one-thousandths... 106 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:11,819 Sid, what are you doing? Get down from there. 107 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,738 No. I'm gonna be the first to jump off the Eviscerator 108 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:17,992 and then you guys are gonna have to show me some respect. 109 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:21,453 The only respect you'll get is respect for the dead. 110 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,706 Come on, Manny, he's not that stupid. 111 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:29,044 - But I've been wrong before. - Geronimo! 112 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:33,882 Hey, watch it. 113 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:45,060 I can't breathe. I think I just coughed up my spleen. 114 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:03,954 - Diego, retract the claws, please. - Right. Sorry. 115 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:08,917 If I didn't know you better, Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water. 116 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,503 OK, OK. Good thing I know you better. 117 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,088 Guys. 118 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,924 Fast Tony was right. 119 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,427 Everything is melting. 120 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:48,207 It's all gonna flood. Come on, we gotta warn them. 121 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,210 Maybe we can rapidly evolve into water creatures. 122 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:55,255 - That's genius, Sid. - Call me Squid. 123 00:11:56,383 --> 00:12:01,553 This whole thing's a piece of junk. I can't believe I live here. 124 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,015 What? 125 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:15,901 Forget reeds. I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call bark. 126 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:21,073 - It's so buoyant, it actually floats. - I'll show you something that floats. 127 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,992 All right, it's your funeral. 128 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,713 See? This is exactly what I'm talking about. 129 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,424 Giants balls of furry lava 130 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,759 the size of mammoths raining from the sky. 131 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,387 Go suck air through a reed. 132 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:49,435 - Listen to him. He's right about the flood. - I am? I mean, yes, I am. 133 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:54,022 Wait. You said there wasn't going to be a flood. Why should we listen to you? 134 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,316 Because we saw what's up there. 135 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,945 The dam's gonna break. The entire valley's gonna flood. 136 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:06,368 Flood's real, all right. And it's coming fast. 137 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,413 Look around. You're in a bowl. 138 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,668 Bowl's gonna fill up. Ain't no way out. 139 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,712 What are we gonna do? 140 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:20,466 Unless you make it to the end of the valley. 141 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,427 There's a boat. It can save you. 142 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,638 - I don't see anything. - But 143 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,640 y'all better hurry. 144 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:33,395 Ground's melting, walls tumbling, rocks crumbling. 145 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,607 Survive that and you'll be racing the water, 146 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:40,819 cos in three days' time, it's gonna hit the geyser fields. 147 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:41,987 Boom! 148 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,241 There is some good news, though. 149 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,744 The more of you die, 150 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,746 the better I eat. 151 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,584 I didn't say it was good news for you. 152 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:03,050 He must have been a real pleasure to have in class. 153 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,242 Dam. 154 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:32,955 All right, you heard the scary vulture. Let's move out. 155 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,791 Manny, you really think there's a boat? 156 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,419 I don't know, but in a few days, this place is gonna be underwater. 157 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,964 If there's any hope, it's that way. 158 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,362 Manny, let's go. 159 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:31,471 Overturned glyptodont in the far right lane. Traffic backed up as far as the eye can see. 160 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,891 And it looks like there might be a fatality. 161 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,852 I call the dark meat. 162 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:41,565 Come on, everybody, let's go. Come on, come, come, come. Get in. 163 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,946 - Come on, Grandpa, come on. - We have to go. 164 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,448 Well, I'm not leaving. 165 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:53,660 I was born in this hole and I'll die in this hole. 166 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,587 Do we have to bring this crap? 167 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:08,759 - I'm sure there's crap where we're going. - This was a gift from my mother. 168 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,136 OK, keep it moving, keep it moving. 169 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,972 Manny, I just heard you're going extinct. 170 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,726 Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity. 171 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:23,106 - I'm not going extinct. - Kids, look. The last mammoth. 172 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,779 Well, you probably won't see another one of those again. 173 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,030 See? 174 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,241 OK, one, two, three... Where is James? 175 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,616 Stu. Come on, Stu. 176 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,244 Let's blow this ice-cube stand. 177 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,789 Stu. 178 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:30,006 Folks, be the first in the valley to have your very own mobile home. 179 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,310 - Shut up, Sid. - OK. 180 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,067 Stop singing, Sid. 181 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:03,702 Sid, I'm going to fall on you again and this time I will kill you. 182 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,872 OK, someone doesn't like the classics. 183 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,718 What if you're right? 184 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,720 What if I am the last mammoth? 185 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:25,098 But Manny, look at the bright side, you have us. 186 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,976 Not your most persuasive argument, Sid. 187 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,442 - Mammoths? - I knew I couldn't be the last one. 188 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,319 I felt it in my gut. 189 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,499 Extinct? Come on. 190 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,381 He's up by a couple of fifths, ahead by a tusk. 191 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:01,343 And he's beating Diego as Diego's coming round the corner. 192 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:12,520 Sorry. My stomach hates me. 193 00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:19,402 Well, don't that put the "stink" in extinction? 194 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,489 Nasty. 195 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,493 Manny. 196 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,373 I need to be alone for a while. 197 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:34,209 You go on ahead. I'll catch up. 198 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:44,052 One truly is the loneliest number. 199 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,350 These work great. 200 00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:51,726 Cool. 201 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:57,023 - Missed me, now you gotta kiss me. - I'll get them. 202 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,861 - Which end is up? - I'd hide that face too. 203 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:05,699 - Hey, ugly. - I gotta sit on that. 204 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:11,746 Gotcha. 205 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,422 OK, I'm going in. 206 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,175 - Sid. - What? 207 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,969 - Nice miss. - Cover your side. 208 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,847 - I felt some breeze in that one. - Smile. 209 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,354 - Out of my way. - Hello. 210 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,981 Over here. 211 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,068 - Surrender? - Never. 212 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:43,278 Cool. 213 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:45,947 Smoke them. 214 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:58,084 If anyone asks, there were 50 of them and they were rattlesnakes. 215 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,713 - Here, kitty, kitty. - Big mistake, you miscreants. 216 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,132 Miscreants? 217 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,218 Diego, they're possums. 218 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,390 Retreat. 219 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,835 I guess it's just you and me now. 220 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:55,725 I knew it. I knew I wasn't the only one. 221 00:23:55,810 --> 00:24:00,188 Everyone falls out of the tree now and then. They just don't admit it. 222 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,689 Wait. What? 223 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,400 Some of us have a tough time holding on to branches. 224 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:08,404 It's not like we're bats or something. We don't have wings to keep us up. 225 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:12,534 And you were in the tree because... 226 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,371 I was looking for my brothers. They are always in trouble. 227 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,957 Brothers? You mean there's more? 228 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,250 Sure. 229 00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:24,003 - There's lots of us. - Where? 230 00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:28,174 Everywhere. Under rocks. In holes in the ground. 231 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:31,302 Usually we come out at night so birds don't carry us off. 232 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:33,471 Help! Help! 233 00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:35,473 Help! 234 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,564 Well, shave me down and call me a mole rat. 235 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,232 You found another mammoth. 236 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:48,361 Where? Wait a minute. I thought mammoths were extinct. 237 00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:54,492 - What are you looking at me for? - I don't know. Because you're a mammoth. 238 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:59,247 Me? Don't be ridiculous. I'm not a mammoth. I'm a possum. 239 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:03,168 Right. Good one. I'm a newt. This is my friend, the badger. 240 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:05,211 And my other friend, the platypus. 241 00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:08,882 Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus. 242 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:12,093 - This guy giving you trouble, sis? - Sis? 243 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:17,432 That's right. These are my brothers. Possum, possum, possum. 244 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:21,603 I don't think her tree goes all the way to the top branch. 245 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:27,025 Manny, brink of extinction's a bad time to be picky. 246 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:29,194 Hey, she should come with us. 247 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:31,863 Are you insane? No way. 248 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,323 OK. 249 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:37,619 Manny wants me to ask you if you'd like to escape the flood with us. 250 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:41,122 - I'd rather be road kill. - That can be arranged. 251 00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:46,127 Funny. Let me have a little word with my brothers. 252 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:49,088 Ellie, are you crazy? We're not going with them. 253 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:52,634 Look, we'll never make it in time if we only travel at night. 254 00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:56,930 These guys can protect us out in the open. What do you say? 255 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,099 Why did you invite them? 256 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:03,353 Cos you might be the only two mammoths left on Earth. 257 00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:07,440 - He has a point. - Sorry, when did I join this dating service? 258 00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:11,986 My brothers and I would be delighted to come with you. 259 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,447 If you treat us nicely. 260 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:17,242 See that? That's the total opposite of nice. 261 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:19,953 Maybe we'll have a snack before we hit the road. 262 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:23,081 You want a piece of us? Let's go. 263 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:24,916 Banzai! 264 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,252 - I got them. - Back! Back! 265 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:32,298 You know the best part? We're carrying diseases. 266 00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:42,850 OK, thanks to Sid, we're now traveling together. 267 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:46,396 And like it or not, we're going to be one big, happy family. 268 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:49,774 I'll be the daddy, Ellie will be the mommy. 269 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:53,653 And Diego will be the uncle who eats the kids who get on my nerves. 270 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:57,865 Now, let's move it before the ground falls out from under our feet. 271 00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,785 I thought fat guys were supposed to be jolly. 272 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:04,872 I'm not fat. It's this fur, it makes me look big. 273 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:08,084 - It's poofy. - OK. 274 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:09,419 He's fat. 275 00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:48,374 Escaping the flood is the perfect time to shed those unsightly pounds 276 00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:51,252 with Fast Tony's Disaster Diet. 277 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:56,758 You, ma'am, you look like a big, fat, hairy beast. 278 00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:59,719 How would you like to lose a ton or two? 279 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,220 Would I ever. 280 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:05,933 Don't listen to him, Vera. You're already thin as a twig. 281 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:10,146 I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend. 282 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:42,845 We'll never make it at this pace. 283 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:47,100 Ellie, it's OK, you can lose the camouflage. You're safe. 284 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:50,395 OK. Safe? Please. 285 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:52,397 Crash, Eddie, you two go scope it out. 286 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:54,816 - What you got? - Perimeter all clear. 287 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:58,444 - Roger that. One-niner, over. - Roger, over, victor... 288 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:01,614 - Guys. - All clear. 289 00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:09,539 Hawk! 290 00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:20,925 - What are you doing? - Playing dead. 291 00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:24,846 - Manny, why don't you do that? - Because I'm a mammoth. 292 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,598 But you'd do it for treats, right? 293 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:29,767 Is he gone? 294 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,772 You're safe. Get up. 295 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,358 Man. 296 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,693 If you weren't here, 297 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:42,071 that hawk would have swooped down and snatched me for dinner. 298 00:29:42,156 --> 00:29:44,240 That's how cousin Wilton went. 299 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,954 Boy, I really feel for you. I do. 300 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:54,125 I can't even imagine what it'd be like to be the last one of your species. 301 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:58,880 - I'm not the last one. - You brave, brave soul. 302 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:01,841 That's right. Don't give up hope. 303 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:04,760 Ellie. 304 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:07,555 Look at our footprints. 305 00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:10,725 They're the same shape. 306 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,769 Well, how do I know those aren't your footprints? 307 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:15,813 Well, then, 308 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:18,232 look at our shadows. 309 00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:20,443 We match. 310 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:23,613 You're right. They're the same. 311 00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:25,740 You must be part possum. 312 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:30,620 You wish. 313 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:47,345 Diego, there are whole continents moving faster than you. 314 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:49,722 We gotta catch up with the others. 315 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,067 Hey. Knock it off. 316 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:07,281 Cry me a river, blubber-tooth tiger. Have some fun. 317 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:11,077 The ice is thin enough without you two wearing it down. 318 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:13,162 Diego, come on. The ice may be thin, 319 00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:17,416 but it's strong enough to hold a ten-ton mammoth and a nine-ton possum. 320 00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:43,401 Mammal overboard! 321 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:01,419 Ellie, get up. If you play dead, you'll be dead. 322 00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:02,878 Look at me. 323 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:21,063 Diego. 324 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,992 Come on, Diego. Come on. 325 00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:37,705 This may sting a little. 326 00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:45,189 - What in the animal kingdom was that? - I don't know. 327 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:49,068 From now on, land, safe, water, not safe. 328 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:58,077 That was the bravest thing I've ever seen. 329 00:33:58,161 --> 00:34:01,330 - It was nothing. I... - it's not a compliment. 330 00:34:01,415 --> 00:34:03,374 To a possum, bravery is just dumb. 331 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,293 - Yeah, we're spineless. - Lily-Iivered. 332 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:10,214 Maybe mammoths are going extinct because they get in danger. 333 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:13,008 Maybe you should run away more. 334 00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:15,261 Good point. Thanks for the advice. 335 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:16,971 Happy to help. 336 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:22,601 Do you believe her? "Bravery is dumb. Maybe you should run away more." 337 00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:25,646 She's infuriating and stubborn and narrow-minded. 338 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,441 You like her. 339 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:32,987 - I do not. - Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. 340 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,531 - And so is yours. - What secret? 341 00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:38,325 You know, the one where you can't swim. 342 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:42,413 - That's ridiculous. - Fine. But we're living in a melting world. 343 00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:46,167 You're going to have to face your fear sooner or later. 344 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:48,479 Almost there. 345 00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:51,565 - OK. Ready, Eddie? - Set. 346 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:53,651 Let's roll. 347 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,988 Wait for me. 348 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:12,711 No brakes. Gotta roll. Meet you at the other end. 349 00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:16,006 So you think she's the girl for me? 350 00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:19,134 Yeah. She's tons of fun and you're no fun at all. 351 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:21,554 She completes you. 352 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,432 Yeah. 353 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:30,020 Hey, Manny. Can you pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond? 354 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:32,273 - No. - Come on. 355 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:36,652 - You expect to impress with that attitude? - I don't want to impress. 356 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:39,530 Why are you trying to convince her she's a mammoth? 357 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:43,367 Because that's what she is. I don't care if she thinks she's a possum. 358 00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:47,580 - You can't be two things. - Au contraire, Man-fered. 359 00:36:47,664 --> 00:36:50,291 Tell that to the bullfrog, chicken hawk or turtledove. 360 00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,084 He's never gonna let up on you. 361 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:55,504 It'll be easier on all of us if you just go with it. 362 00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:03,053 - So what do you want me to do? - Pull the tree and shoot me into the pond. 363 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:04,722 I don't know. 364 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:07,808 If you're too lame to do it, we can get Ellie. 365 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:10,561 No, no, no. No, I can do it. I can do it. 366 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,521 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on. 367 00:37:12,606 --> 00:37:16,066 - Have you done this before? - Only a million times. 368 00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:19,111 Farther, farther, farther. 369 00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:22,072 Perfect. Fire! 370 00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:26,660 Yeah! I can fly! 371 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,049 Crash! 372 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,178 Crash! Crash! 373 00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:47,264 - Crash, are you OK? - What happened? 374 00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:50,434 - Manny shot him out of a tree. - What's wrong with you? 375 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,646 - He said he could do it. - And you listened to him? 376 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:57,107 Crash, whatever you do, don't go into the light. 377 00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:59,234 Can I help in any way here? 378 00:37:59,653 --> 00:38:01,362 You've done enough. 379 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:07,368 - Are you happy now? - Crash, Crash, don't leave me. 380 00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:09,787 Who's gonna watch my back? 381 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:13,457 Who's gonna be my wingman of mayhem? 382 00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:17,378 Who's gonna roll in that dung patch with me? 383 00:38:18,088 --> 00:38:19,964 Dung patch? 384 00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:24,677 - Wait. My legs. I can stand. - He can stand. 385 00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:28,597 - I can run. - He can run. It's a miracle. 386 00:38:28,682 --> 00:38:30,599 Hallelujah! 387 00:38:37,065 --> 00:38:42,069 What can I say? They're boys. They make my life a little adventure. 388 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:45,406 You guys are so dead. Thanks for embarrassing me. 389 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,574 Not the face. 390 00:38:58,294 --> 00:39:00,504 Ellie, Ellie, me too. 391 00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,631 She's not half bad. 392 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:07,594 Crazy and confused, but sweet. 393 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:08,679 So? 394 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:13,517 So what's holding you back? 395 00:39:16,229 --> 00:39:17,771 My family. 396 00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:24,028 You can have that again, you know. 397 00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:26,196 No, Sid, I can't. 398 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:31,452 OK, OK, but think about it. I mean, if you let this chance go, 399 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:36,415 you're letting your whole species go and that's just... That's just selfish. 400 00:39:43,173 --> 00:39:46,091 I think I'm starting to get through to him. 401 00:39:47,469 --> 00:39:50,471 - Wait, wait. I got you. - Slowpoke. 402 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:58,562 - Need help? - No, no. Just catching my breath. 403 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:01,273 - You're stuck. - I am not. 404 00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:03,358 All right, then, let's go. 405 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,362 I can't. 406 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:09,698 I'm stuck. 407 00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:14,161 Don't you think that picking them up like this would be easier? 408 00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:32,429 Ellie? 409 00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:57,579 I know this place. 410 00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:05,415 You know, deep down, I knew I was different. 411 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:11,088 I was a little bigger than the other possum kids. 412 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:14,341 OK, a lot bigger. 413 00:43:16,678 --> 00:43:20,514 Now I understand why the possum boys didn't find me appealing. 414 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:26,144 That's too bad, because as far as mammoths go, you're, 415 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,605 - you know. - What? 416 00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:35,320 Attractive. 417 00:43:35,405 --> 00:43:38,365 - Really? - Sure. 418 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,701 What about me is attractive? 419 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,872 I don't know. 420 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:48,083 Well, there's your 421 00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:50,669 butt. 422 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:54,256 What about it? 423 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:56,550 It's 424 00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,593 big. 425 00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:02,264 You're just saying that. 426 00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:05,058 No, no, no, I mean it. 427 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:09,646 It's huge. Biggest darn butt I've ever seen. 428 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:12,149 That is really sweet. 429 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,027 What a crazy day. 430 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:20,240 This morning I woke up a possum and now I'm a mammoth. 431 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:09,099 Boy, Manny sure took a big leap with Ellie today. 432 00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:10,976 Sure did. 433 00:46:11,853 --> 00:46:16,189 He stood on the shore of uncertainty and dove right in. Splash. 434 00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:19,985 Kind of brave, huh? The way he faced his fear. 435 00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:23,113 I wouldn't know. Sabers don't feel fear. 436 00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:28,201 Come on, all animals feel fear. It's what separates us from, say, rocks. 437 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:30,620 Rocks have no fear. 438 00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:33,957 - And they sink. - What are you getting at, Sid? 439 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:38,795 It may surprise you to know that I, too, have experienced fear. 440 00:46:39,255 --> 00:46:41,006 No. You? 441 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:43,633 Yeah. Yes, as impossible as it seems, 442 00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:49,055 the sloth has natural enemies that would like to harm or otherwise "kill" us. 443 00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:52,309 - I wonder why? - Jealousy, mostly. 444 00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:55,228 But the point is that fear is natural. 445 00:46:56,606 --> 00:46:59,024 Fear is for prey. 446 00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:02,736 Well, then, you're letting the water make you its prey. 447 00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:05,614 Just jump in and trust your instincts. 448 00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:09,493 You know, most animals can swim as babies. 449 00:47:09,577 --> 00:47:15,373 And for a tiger, it's like crawling on your belly to stalk helpless prey. 450 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:20,879 But faster, OK? Now, claw, kick, claw, kick. 451 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:23,840 I'm stalking the prey. Claw, kick. 452 00:47:23,925 --> 00:47:26,760 I look back over my shoulder to see if I'm being followed. 453 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:29,054 And I'm breathing. 454 00:47:29,555 --> 00:47:32,933 And I'm stalking and I'm stalking and I'm... 455 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:38,438 - I'm falling. - Correction. You're sinking. 456 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,607 Kind of like a rock. 457 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:48,907 Hey, do we do any special tricks like roll over? 458 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,743 Or do we just throw our weight around? 459 00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:53,578 Whoops. Sorry. 460 00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:56,373 I don't know my own strength yet. 461 00:47:56,457 --> 00:48:00,794 Ellie, do you realize that now we have a chance to save our species? 462 00:48:01,254 --> 00:48:05,632 - Really? How are we gonna do that? - Well, you know... 463 00:48:06,676 --> 00:48:07,717 Did you just... 464 00:48:07,802 --> 00:48:11,388 I'm not a mammoth for five minutes and you're hitting on me? 465 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:15,141 I wasn't saying... Not right now. In time. 466 00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:18,687 I was just saying that it's our responsibility. 467 00:48:18,771 --> 00:48:19,896 What? 468 00:48:19,981 --> 00:48:22,524 All right, that came out wrong. l... 469 00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:24,609 You're very pretty, but we just met... 470 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:27,946 Responsibility? Just doing your duty? Is that it? 471 00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:31,866 Ready to make the ultimate sacrifice to save your species. 472 00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:37,539 I got some news for you. You're not saving the species tonight or any other night. 473 00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:51,636 - So, how did it go? - Not bad. 474 00:48:57,059 --> 00:49:02,188 OK, let's go. We traveled with you all day, now you're coming with us at night. 475 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,482 But we can't see at night. 476 00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:06,693 Then enjoy the flood. 477 00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:09,654 I can't even look at him. 478 00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:11,197 Pervert. 479 00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:21,416 Making friends everywhere you go. Just making friends. 480 00:49:45,691 --> 00:49:48,777 - Watch out, there's a stump. - Not anymore. 481 00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:52,906 I thought we could walk together. 482 00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:56,034 Crash, ask the mammoth why he thinks that. 483 00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:59,245 She said she thinks you're a jerk and to go away. 484 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,247 She didn't say... 485 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:05,043 Look, maybe if we spend more time... 486 00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:09,005 Tell him that I need a little personal space right now. 487 00:50:09,590 --> 00:50:13,593 - She said go jump in a lake. - And possums rule. 488 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:17,389 - I can hear her, you know. - What do you want? A medal? 489 00:50:29,568 --> 00:50:31,653 Stop moving. 490 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:36,282 Thank you. 491 00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:46,418 Manny, Ellie. Lock trunks. 492 00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:50,463 Now! 493 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:58,763 Crash, Eddie. Grab on to that ledge. 494 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,856 - Funny. Now what's your real plan? - Just do it. 495 00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:10,567 - Bye, Eddie. - Bye, Crash. 496 00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,819 - Bye, Ellie. - Go now. 497 00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:20,994 I'm sorry if what I said before offended you. 498 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:23,621 What do you mean "if" it offended me? 499 00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:27,083 That it offended her! 500 00:51:27,168 --> 00:51:29,919 I mean that, that it offended you. 501 00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:36,468 - You just overreacted, that's all. - What? 502 00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:39,804 - Take it back. - There are other lives at stake here. 503 00:51:39,889 --> 00:51:42,223 - He's got a point. - He's got nothing. 504 00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:44,934 - It was a misunderstanding. - Lt was insensitive. 505 00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:48,229 - Apologize. - Why me? She overreacted. 506 00:51:48,314 --> 00:51:50,440 - Just apologize. - No. 507 00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:53,318 - Do it. - OK, I'm sorry. 508 00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:54,903 What? 509 00:51:54,987 --> 00:51:57,280 - He's right. I overreacted. - You mean... 510 00:51:57,364 --> 00:52:01,868 Not another word or I'll come down there and push you over myself. 511 00:52:02,495 --> 00:52:05,371 I got it. I got it. 512 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:07,040 I got it. 513 00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:15,715 Manny, Ellie, run! Run! 514 00:52:28,521 --> 00:52:31,815 I guess we finally did something right together. 515 00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:36,194 Hey, don't mind me. Just hanging off the edge of a cliff here. 516 00:52:57,132 --> 00:52:59,926 - Remember the good old days? - Which good old days? 517 00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:03,429 You know. Yesterday, last week. 518 00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:08,309 Back when the trees went up and down and the ground stayed under our feet. 519 00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:11,646 Yep. Those were the good days. 520 00:53:12,106 --> 00:53:15,692 Possums were possums and mammoths were mammoths. 521 00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:18,862 - We should get some sleep. - Yeah. 522 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:22,949 Tomorrow's the day the vulture said we're all going to die. 523 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:41,152 Wait a minute. 524 00:54:42,071 --> 00:54:43,696 Can I help you? 525 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:57,794 Now, that's what I call respect. 526 00:54:59,672 --> 00:55:00,922 Nice. 527 00:55:07,262 --> 00:55:10,306 Somebody here likes Sid. 528 00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:14,602 Who is your decorator? I mean, this is fabulous. 529 00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:21,275 Fire King. 530 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:34,330 Fire King? Well, you know, it's about time someone recognized my true potential. 531 00:55:34,415 --> 00:55:36,499 Let there be fire. 532 00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:48,821 If only the guys could see me now. 533 00:56:50,491 --> 00:56:53,618 This is either really good or really bad. 534 00:56:55,996 --> 00:56:57,080 No, no, no. 535 00:56:57,164 --> 00:56:59,624 Me Fire King. Why kill Fire King? 536 00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:03,294 A thousand years' bad juju for killing Fire King. 537 00:57:03,378 --> 00:57:06,297 Super-heated rock from Earth's core is surging to the crust, 538 00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:08,591 melting ice built up over thousands of years. 539 00:57:08,801 --> 00:57:12,595 You're a very advanced race. Together, we can look for a solution. 540 00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:15,473 We have one, sacrifice the Fire King. 541 00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:18,392 - Well, that's not very advanced. - Worth a shot. 542 00:57:19,228 --> 00:57:20,728 No! No! 543 00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:38,996 Bad juju! 544 00:58:01,395 --> 00:58:03,729 Water? Water! 545 00:58:09,069 --> 00:58:14,907 - Crash, I told you not to drink before bed. - I didn't do this. At least, not all of it. 546 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:18,369 - What's happening? - We overslept. We need to move. 547 00:58:18,453 --> 00:58:23,291 What if we're the last creatures left alive? We'll have to repopulate the Earth. 548 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:26,711 How? Everyone's either a dude or our sister. 549 00:58:27,462 --> 00:58:30,214 Hi. Hey, Manny. 550 00:58:30,299 --> 00:58:33,301 Wow. What a night. You'll never guess what happened. 551 00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:36,095 You were sleepwalking. 552 00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:39,515 No, no, no. I was kidnapped by a tribe of mini sloths. 553 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,852 - That was gonna be my second guess. - And they worshiped me. 554 00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:47,356 I mean, sure, they tossed me into a flaming tar pit, but they worshiped me. 555 00:58:47,441 --> 00:58:49,108 You were dreaming. 556 00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:51,319 Come on, the water's rising faster than we're moving. 557 00:58:51,403 --> 00:58:56,365 I'm telling you, I was kidnapped. I was worshiped. Guys. 558 00:58:57,451 --> 00:58:58,534 Fine. 559 00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:09,462 Can we slow down a little? I'm dying here. 560 00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:15,801 It was just a figure of speech. 561 00:59:20,849 --> 00:59:24,435 They just sit there, watching us. 562 00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:27,813 I wish I knew what they were thinking. 563 01:01:01,033 --> 01:01:03,659 There. Now you know what they were thinking. 564 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:12,084 - Sid! - What? It's catchy. 565 01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:28,601 - We made it. - Yeah, we showed those scary vultures. 566 01:01:54,753 --> 01:01:58,839 It's just a little hot water and steam. How bad could it be? 567 01:02:05,472 --> 01:02:09,225 I just did something involuntary and messy. 568 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,144 OK, come on. 569 01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:16,190 Manny. Get back. It's a minefield out there. 570 01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:18,984 There's only one way to go. Straight through. 571 01:02:19,194 --> 01:02:22,863 Straight through? We'd like to keep the fur on our bodies, thank you. 572 01:02:23,281 --> 01:02:26,575 - We'll head back and go around. - There's no time. 573 01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:29,453 The dam will burst before we make it. We'll drown. 574 01:02:29,538 --> 01:02:31,997 If we go through this, we get blown to bits. 575 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,916 - We go forward. - We go back. 576 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,335 - Forward. - Back. 577 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,546 - Can I say something? - No. 578 01:02:38,630 --> 01:02:43,634 - You are so stubborn and hard-headed. - Well, I guess that proves it. 579 01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:45,719 I am a mammoth. 580 01:02:47,305 --> 01:02:50,391 - Come on. - Fine. 581 01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:54,145 I don't know. Drowning sounds like a much gentler way to go. 582 01:02:54,229 --> 01:02:57,773 Blown to bits sounds so sudden. 583 01:03:08,368 --> 01:03:11,370 He's going to get himself killed. Manny, wait. 584 01:03:11,872 --> 01:03:13,414 Manny. 585 01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:39,148 Kids, look, the last mammoth. 586 01:03:39,232 --> 01:03:41,400 I just heard you're going extinct. 587 01:03:41,651 --> 01:03:45,070 - You can't be two things. - She thinks you're a jerk. 588 01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:47,823 Where's your big, happy family? 589 01:03:47,908 --> 01:03:50,284 What's wrong with you? 590 01:03:50,368 --> 01:03:52,786 Manny, come on. We gotta go. Now! 591 01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:01,712 That way. 592 01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:47,466 Do not leave your children unattended. All unattended children will be eaten. 593 01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:53,722 - Have you seen a mammoth? - No, sorry. 594 01:04:53,807 --> 01:04:55,808 - Have you seen a mammoth? - No. 595 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:59,228 Possum? About 11 foot tall? 596 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:04,066 - Hey, buddy, have you seen a mammoth? - I sure have. Big as life. 597 01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:06,151 - Where? - I'm looking at him. 598 01:05:06,695 --> 01:05:08,821 Not me. 599 01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:10,906 Poor guy doesn't know he's a mammoth. 600 01:06:10,675 --> 01:06:14,470 - I don't see her anywhere. - Maybe she's already on board. 601 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:30,402 Hurry, this way. Come on. 602 01:06:32,781 --> 01:06:36,241 - There it is. - Ellie! Help! 603 01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:46,919 Come on, come on, run! 604 01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:55,177 Push. 605 01:06:58,431 --> 01:07:01,850 - You guys gotta go. - We're not leaving you. 606 01:07:01,935 --> 01:07:04,228 - I'm not asking. - Ellie, no. 607 01:07:07,148 --> 01:07:09,650 Ellie, don't worry. We're going for help. 608 01:07:09,734 --> 01:07:11,527 Stay here. 609 01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:29,878 - Help us. - Help! Somebody help. 610 01:07:29,963 --> 01:07:33,966 Manny. 611 01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:41,432 - Manny. - It's Ellie, she's trapped in a cave. 612 01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:42,743 Ellie. 613 01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:44,953 Manny. 614 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:52,169 - Help! - I'll save you. 615 01:08:56,716 --> 01:08:58,884 Great. Who's gonna save him? 616 01:09:01,596 --> 01:09:03,806 You really need to brush. 617 01:09:08,853 --> 01:09:12,231 OK, OK, OK. Jump in now. 618 01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:16,485 Come on, 'fraidy cat. Come on. 619 01:09:16,569 --> 01:09:18,362 You can do this, you can do this, you can do this. 620 01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:22,574 Trust your instincts. Attack the water. 621 01:09:22,909 --> 01:09:25,160 I am not your prey. I am not your prey. 622 01:09:25,245 --> 01:09:27,538 I am not your prey. 623 01:09:50,603 --> 01:09:52,896 Attack the water. Stalking the prey. 624 01:09:52,981 --> 01:09:56,942 Claw, kick. Even babies can do it. Come on. 625 01:09:57,026 --> 01:10:00,863 Claw, kick, claw, kick. 626 01:10:00,947 --> 01:10:03,949 Hey. I'm stalking the prey. 627 01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:11,373 Eddie. 628 01:10:25,638 --> 01:10:29,433 You did it, buddy. You kicked water's butt. 629 01:10:29,517 --> 01:10:32,978 Nothing to it. Most animals can swim as babies, you know. 630 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:36,315 Yeah, but not tigers. I left that part out. 631 01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:54,583 There he is. 632 01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:56,960 Ellie, hold on to me. 633 01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:31,328 Manny, Manny, behind you. 634 01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:10,409 There they are. 635 01:12:11,411 --> 01:12:12,911 They made it. 636 01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:26,967 We thought we'd never see you again. 637 01:12:36,436 --> 01:12:38,478 We're gonna live. 638 01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:45,110 We're gonna die. 639 01:14:39,058 --> 01:14:40,684 Well, I'm not leaving. 640 01:14:40,768 --> 01:14:43,812 Grandpa, let go of the boat. The flood's over. 641 01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:47,524 - This is my boat now. - Come on, let's go. Come on, come on. 642 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:52,612 Stu. We made it. We're gonna live. 643 01:14:53,114 --> 01:14:55,282 Well, I am anyway. 644 01:14:58,035 --> 01:15:00,829 I'm thinking about starting a swim school. 645 01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:03,415 Sid's Squids. 646 01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:10,881 All hail Fire King. 647 01:15:16,554 --> 01:15:17,554 Hi. 648 01:15:22,768 --> 01:15:28,148 Fire King avert flood. Join us, O great and noble flaming one. 649 01:15:31,652 --> 01:15:35,655 No, not so fast there, OK. You make a quality offer. 650 01:15:35,907 --> 01:15:41,203 But Fire King has a prior commitment. His herd needs him. 651 01:15:41,996 --> 01:15:48,376 He is the gooey, sticky stuff that holds us together. 652 01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:54,758 He made this herd, and we'd be nothing without him. 653 01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:58,887 - You mean it? - Sid. Sid. 654 01:15:58,971 --> 01:16:01,806 That doesn't mean "want to touch". 655 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:08,939 Don't ask. 656 01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:12,377 We're not the last ones anymore. 657 01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:19,884 You're not coming? 658 01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:21,720 You wanna go with them? 659 01:17:22,430 --> 01:17:24,472 I am a mammoth. 660 01:17:24,557 --> 01:17:27,017 I should probably be with a mammoth. 661 01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:28,768 Don't you think? 662 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:31,563 Yeah, unless... 663 01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:35,650 Unless? 664 01:17:37,069 --> 01:17:39,237 Unless l... 665 01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:44,659 I just wanna say... 666 01:17:45,786 --> 01:17:47,996 I need to tell you... 667 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:53,126 I hope you find everything you're looking for. 668 01:17:57,256 --> 01:17:58,590 You too. 669 01:18:33,626 --> 01:18:37,712 Manny, you've come a long way since we met 670 01:18:37,797 --> 01:18:39,297 and I'll take full credit for that, 671 01:18:39,382 --> 01:18:44,219 but you need to let go of the past so you can have a future. 672 01:18:48,599 --> 01:18:51,476 - Go after her. - It's OK. 673 01:18:52,353 --> 01:18:54,479 We'll always be here for you. 674 01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:58,983 - I'll keep in touch. - Yeah, yeah. You're a good friend. 675 01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:01,820 Point made. Now, go on. Scat. 676 01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,995 Our Manny's growing up. 677 01:19:11,831 --> 01:19:14,666 Ellie! Ellie! 678 01:19:18,838 --> 01:19:20,380 Manny. 679 01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:26,761 Ellie, I don't want us to be together because we have to. 680 01:19:26,846 --> 01:19:29,431 I want us to be together because we want to. 681 01:19:29,515 --> 01:19:31,599 And I wanna be with you, Ellie. 682 01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:38,231 - What do you say? - Manny, I thought you were going... 683 01:19:42,111 --> 01:19:44,362 You're possum enough for me. 684 01:19:58,711 --> 01:20:03,423 Well, it's just you and me now. Two bachelors knocking about in the wild. 685 01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:07,260 Fine. But I'm not gonna carry you. 686 01:20:07,344 --> 01:20:11,931 - I still have my pride, you know. - Come on, buddy, for old time's sake. 687 01:20:12,016 --> 01:20:13,683 I'll carry him. 688 01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:19,147 - But your herd's leaving. - We are now. 689 01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:20,732 Shotgun! 690 01:20:22,860 --> 01:20:25,487 Manny, who do you like better? Me or Diego? 691 01:20:25,571 --> 01:20:29,115 - Diego. It's not even close. - Told you. 692 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:31,993 Manny, you can't choose between your kids. 693 01:20:32,077 --> 01:20:34,996 He's not my kid. Not even my dog. 694 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,832 If I had a dog and my dog had a kid 695 01:20:37,917 --> 01:20:40,502 and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid. 696 01:20:40,586 --> 01:20:43,171 - Can I have a dog, Manny? - No. 697 01:20:43,255 --> 01:20:46,090 - Ellie, can I have a dog? - Of course you can, sweetie. 698 01:20:46,175 --> 01:20:49,052 Ellie, we have to be consistent with him. 699 01:23:09,109 --> 01:23:11,319 I saved you, little buddy. 700 01:23:23,874 --> 01:23:27,752 Calm down. I saved you, little buddy. Remember? 53942

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