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>> DR. CHRISTIAN TROY.

>> DR. MIKE HAMOUI.

McNAMARA/TROY, RIGHT?

>> YOU´VE HEARD OF US, EH?

>> CHRISTIAN? HEY, I HEARD

YOU GUYS WERE OUT HERE NOW, TOO.

I HAVE TO TELL YOU I´VE ALWAYS

BEEN A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK.

HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON, KIMBER.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU, MIKE.

>> FOR CHRIST´S SAKE, SNAP

YOURSELF OUT OF IT, WOULD YOU?

AS IF MIKE´D DATE AN OLD

LEATHER SHOE LIKE YOU.

>> WHATEVER, CHRISTIAN.

>> MIME IS SO AMAZING, MAN.

IT TAKES US BEHIND OUR PETTY

EGOS, BEYOND LANGUAGE, AND--

AND UNIFIES US.

>> IS THIS A JOKE?

>> WE CAN RENT YOUR ROOM, OK?

SO YOU EITHER KICK IN, OR YOU´RE

OUT BY THE FIRST.

>> [GASPS] OK. OK.

HERE.

[GASPS]

>> SEAN McNAMARA,

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

>> YES, I WILL.

>> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT

KIND OF STRESS HE´S BEEN UNDER?

DO YOU? THAT´S WHY HE´S LIVIN´

THE LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND

FAMOUS WITH YOU AND TRYIN´

TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT AND TRYING

TO KEEP THE BUSINESS FROM

GOING UNDER. HE´S HANGIN´ ON

BY A THREAD.

>> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRL

THAT DIDN´T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT

ALL THESE CONVENTIONAL,

BOURGEOIS TRAPPINGS?

>> I THINK WE SHOULD JUST TAKE

A GIANT STEP BACK.

>> WHAT, YOU´RE GONNA BREAK OFF

OUR ENGAGEMENT OVER THIS?

>> HEH. I WISH YOU KNEW ME

BETTER, SEAN. THINGS MEAN

NOTHING TO ME. HONESTY,

THAT MEANS EVERYTHING.

>> TELL US WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF, BRIGGITTE,

BECAUSE I´M HAVING TROUBLE

FINDING ANY FLAWS.

>> [GERMANIC ACCENT] OH,

YOU´RE SO VERY SWEET.

WHERE ARE YOUR PEOPLE FROM?

>> UH, MY MOTHER´S MEXICAN,

AND MY FATHER´S FROM EGYPT.

>> OH.

>> I WAS ACTUALLY RAISED

IN CAIRO.

>> AND NOT EVEN A HINT

OF AN ACCENT.

>> I DISGUISE IT WELL.

>> AW...

>> GET A COUPLE HEINEKENS IN ME,

AND, OH, FORGET ABOUT IT.

>> [LAUGHS]

>> WHAT IS IT YOU WANT DONE,

MRS. REINHOLT? ACCORDING TO

YOUR FILE, YOU HAVE, UH,

EVERY PLASTIC SURGERY PROCEDURE

KNOWN TO MAN IN VERY INTERESTING

LOCALES--VENEZUELA,

LISBON, SINGAPORE.

>> I TRAVEL. SOME PEOPLE COLLECT

SNOW GLOBES. I LIKE FACE-LIFTS.

BUT IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS,

THE ONLY THING I´VE HAD DONE

WAS A LITTLE LUNCHTIME LIPO

IN VEGAS. I AM NOT AN ADDICT.

>> AND LET ME APOLOGIZE IF

DR. TROY IMPLIED THAT YOU WERE.

>> EXCUSE ME?

>> WELL, BEFORE YOU PUCKER UP

AND KISS MY ASS TOO MUCH,

PRETTY BOY, FIRST YOU GOT

TO LIPO OUT ALL THE FAT IN THERE

FROM THE LAST FEW MONTHS, EH?

HEH HEH. ALSO, I WANT MY, UH,

NECK TIGHTENED, AND THEN I THINK

I WANT ANOTHER LITTLE, UH,

BROW LIFT. BUT I MUST HAVE

MY OWN MAN IN THERE TO SUPERVISE

THE POSTOP.

>> MA´AM, WE PROVIDE

STATE-OF-THE-ART POSTOP CARE.

THERE´S REALLY NO NEED FOR

AN OUTSIDE PHYSICIAN.

>> YEAH, BUT--BUT HANS IS NOT

A DOCTOR. HE´S A LEECH FARMER.

HEH HEH.

>> LEECHES?

>> OH, YES. DR. MENDOZA USED IT

DOWN IN CARACAS AFTER MY LAST

EYE LIFT. I SWEAR IT HEALS

3 TIMES FASTER THAN USUAL.

SEE, THOSE LEECHES--

>> I KNOW WHAT THE LEECHES DO.

THEIR SALIVA ACTS AS

AN ANTICOAGULANT AND

AN ANTI-INFLAMMATORY.

>> YES, AND THEN YOU GIVE

YOURSELF A LITTLE TINY DOSE OF

HEPARIN AND A COUPLE OF ASPIRIN,

AND, MWAH, OH, THEY´RE LITTLE

MIRACLE WORKERS.

>> THEY´RE A CROCK, AND I´M NOT

GONNA ALLOW THEM IN THIS OFFICE.

THE LAST THING WE NEED HERE IS

MORE PARASITES.

>> WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF,

CHRISTIAN?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, BOYS? I THINK

I´LL HAVE HANS COME IN AND

SHOW YOU HIS BABIES.

>> AND WHY WOULD I AGREE

TO THAT?

>> BECAUSE, DARLING,

I PAY IN CASH.

>> DON´T YOU EVER TALK TO ME

LIKE THAT AGAIN. THIS IS

MY OFFICE, POD BOY.

>> YOU´RE RIGHT.

I´M SORRY. LOOK, I NEED TO BE

HONEST WITH YOU. I BEEN HIDIN´

THESE FEELINGS, AND NOW I´M

ACTIN´ OUT. IT´S KIMBER.

SHE´S STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

>> PPPT. WHEN I EAT ASPARAGUS,

MY PISS STINKS. TELL ME

SOMETHING I DON´T KNOW.

>> I´M IN LOVE WITH HER.

>> WHAT?

YOU´RE SEEING KIMBER?

>> OH, IT´S BEEN THE MOST

AMAZING 6 WEEKS OF MY LIFE.

I´VE BEEN WITH THOUSANDS OF

CHICKS, BUT THERE´S SOMETHIN´

ABOUT KIMBER THAT JUST HOOKS ME.

SHE´S SO OPEN, YOU KNOW? OHH.

FIRST COUPLE WEEKS--HEH. WE WERE

DOIN´ IT 3 TIMES A DAY, ALL OVER

TOWN, AND OOF. ALL OF SUDDEN,

FFFT. NOTHIN´. TOTAL LOCKDOWN.

>> MAYBE YOU JUST DON´T TURN HER

ON ANY MORE. HATE TO SAY IT,

BUT, UH--FACT IS I DIDN´T WANNA

HAVE TO, BUT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT

A LITTLE MORE JUNK IN THE TRUNK,

MY FRIEND. WHOA.

>> WELL, I BEEN EATIN´

A LOT MORE, YOU KNOW.

>> YEAH.

>> STRESS.

THE LAST TIME WE DID IT,

SHE EVEN STARTED CRYING.

SHE EVER DO THAT WITH YOU?

>> WHAT, YOU THINK THIS IS

BECAUSE SHE´S IN LOVE WITH ME?

>> SHE TALKS ABOUT YOU. A LOT.

>> YEAH? WHAT´S SHE SAY?

>> NOTHING GOOD. BUT IT´S MORE

ABOUT THE QUANTITY THAN QUALITY.

SHE CAN´T DISGUISE HOW SHE´S

REALLY FEELIN´.

>> TELL YOU WHAT I´LL DO.

I´LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF WHAT´S

GOING ON. KIMBER´S NEVER

BEEN ABLE TO LIE TO ME.

>> REALLY?

>> YEAH.

>> Y-YOU´D DO THAT FOR ME?

>> PSSH. YOU GET YOURSELF BACK

INTO SHAPE, AND I´LL MAKE SURE

THAT KIMBER´S ALL LUBED UP AND

READY TO GO.

>> HO HO. THANKS, MAN.

YOU´RE THE BEST.

>> ♫ AHH,

MAKE ME

BEAUTIFUL ♫

♫ MAKE ME

THE PERFECT SOUL,

A PERFECT MIND,

A PERFECT FACE,

A PERFECT

LIE ♫

>> [LAUGHS]

>> OK, COME ON. WE´RE AT WORK.

>> OH, IT´S NOT LIKE ANYONE

CAN DO ANYTHING NOW.

>> HEH HEH. YOU DON´T WANT ´EM

TO FIND OUT THAT WAY, DO YOU?

>> GUESS I DO WANNA SEE

THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES.

>> HEH HEH. COULD I GET

EVERYONE´S ATTENTION FOR

A SECOND, PLEASE? TEDDY AND I

HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

WE ELOPED 2 DAYS AGO.

>> SURPRISE.

>> HEH HEH.

>> YOU GOT MARRIED?

>> YEP, AND WE HAVE THE HARDWARE

TO PROVE IT.

>> YES, WE DO.

>> IS THIS A JOKE?

>> WHY WOULD IT BE A JOKE?

>> YOU DUMPED HER AND FIRED HER

A FEW DAYS AGO.

>> WE COULDN´T STAND BEING

APART, SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE

ONE OF THOSE "LET´S TRY AND BE

FRIENDS" DINNERS.

>> AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER.

>> YEP. ANYWAY, WE FIGURED

THE BEST WAY TO GET THROUGH

THESE STORMY PATCHES WAS TO DROP

ANCHOR AND JUST MAKE

A FIRM COMMITMENT.

>> GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP.

>> WHAT I THINK HE MEANT TO SAY

WAS CONGRATULATIONS. WE´RE VERY

HAPPY FOR YOU, AND WE ARE JUST

A LITTLE BIT SURPRISED.

>> SO WHAT ARE YOU TWO

DOIN´ HERE? YOU SHOULD BE

ON YOUR HONEYMOON.

>> WELL, ANNIE COMES IN THIS

WEEK, SO I THOUGHT IT´D BE

BETTER IF SHE MET TEDDY

RIGHT AWAY, NOT POSTPONE

ANYTHING, YOU KNOW?

YOU´RE NOT GONNA

CONGRATULATE US?

>> OF COURSE. CONGRATULATIONS.

HANS! SORRY. I´M A LITTLE

DISTRACTED. WE´RE RIGHT

IN THE MIDDLE OF A LESSON HERE.

>> WHAT´S THIS?

>> THIS IS MS. REINHOLT´S

ARGENTINEAN GENIUS, WHO´S GONNA

TEACH US HOW THESE LITTLE

SUCKERS WORK. HANS, THIS IS

MY NEWLY MARRIED PARTNER,

SEAN McNAMARA.

>> CONGRATULATIONS.

>> COULD YOU PUT ONE OF THOSE

ON CHRISTIAN, MAYBE AROUND

HIS MOUTH?

>> OH, JUST LIKE THE OLD LIZ,

THE ONE I DIDN´T MARRY.

>> SO, AS I WAS SAYING,

HIRUDOTHERAPY, OR USING LEECHES

FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES, HAS BEEN

AROUND FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.

>> WHY?

>> WELL, THEY HAVE A NATURAL

ANTICOAGULANT THEY SECRETE.

IT´S GREAT FOR POSTSURGICAL USE,

BECAUSE THEY RESTORE THE BLOOD

FLOW AROUND THE SUTURES.

>> YEAH, WELL, I´M STILL

NOT TOUCHIN´ ´EM.

>> HOW MUCH BLOOD CAN

THEY DRINK?

>> UP TO 5 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT.

>> NOW, THEY DO RUN A HIGH RISK

OF INFECTION, DON´T THEY?

>> NO MORE THAN ANY OTHER

RECOVERY METHOD, AND THEY WORK

MUCH FASTER THAN MANMADE DRUGS.

>> AND MRS. REINHOLT HAS USED

THEM BEFORE, AND SHE GAVE US

A DEPOSIT, SO IF SHE WANTS

LEECHES, SHE GETS LEECHES.

>> UH, IT´S FEEDING TIME FOR MY

LITTLE FRIENDS. I PUT THEIR FOOD

IN YOUR FRIDGE, SO, UH,

EXCUSE ME.

>> YOU KNOW, MRS. McNAMARA,

I WANNA HEAR EVERY SINGLE DETAIL

ABOUT THAT WEDDING.

LET´S GO, LINDA.

>> I GET IT. YOU´RE PISSED

I DIDN´T TELL YOU. STILL DOESN´T

EXCUSE THE ATTITUDE.

>> ACTUALLY I´M NOT PISSED

AT ALL. I´VE HAD MY FAIR SHARE

OF WEDDINGS THIS YEAR, AND I´M

FINE WITH IT.

>> WELL, THEN WHAT? JUST SPIT IT

OUT. YOU DON´T LIKE HER?

I DON´T CARE.

>> I JUST HOPE YOU DIDN´T PUT

ANY OF YOUR STUFF IN HER NAME.

>> TEDDY´S NOT LIZ, CHRISTIAN,

AND I´M NOT YOU. AND AS FAR

AS SIGNING MY LIFE OVER, SHE´S

THE ONE WHO INSISTED I SIGN

A PRENUP BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED.

THAT´S RIGHT. MAYBE IT´S BETTER

YOU WEREN´T THERE. "MAKE SURE

SHE CAN´T TOUCH YOUR MONEY"

WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOUSY TOAST.

[SHUT UP AND LET ME GO

BY THE TING TINGS PLAYING]

>> ♫ SHUT UP AND LET ME GO,

THIS HURTS, BUT I CAN´T SHOW,

FOR THE LAST TIME YOU HAD ME-- ♫

[SLAP]

>> FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.

>> JESUS, CHRISTIAN. YOU SCARED

ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> LAST I HEARD, THIS IS

A PUBLIC BEACH.

>> [SIGHS] LEAVE ME ALONE.

>> I GOT A VESTED INTEREST,

SWEETIE PIE. HUH? YOU´RE BANGIN´

ONE OF MY STAFF.

>> HEH.

>> AH HEH HEH. HOW´S THAT GOIN´,

BY THE WAY? I HEAR THERE´S

A LITTLE TROUBLE IN PARADISE.

WHY WON´T YOU SLEEP WITH HIM,

HUH? ´CAUSE HE´S A KNOCKOFF

OF THE REAL THING?

>> HE IS A SUNNY, UPBEAT PERSON,

AND YOU AREN´T.

>> WHAT´S THE MATTER THEN? HE

CAN´T KEEP HIS CUM IN HIS COCK

LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO GET OFF?

>> NO. IN FACT, HE HAS A FEW

MOVES THAT WOULD MAKE YOU BLUSH.

>> HA HA HA.

>> THE PROBLEM IS IS THAT HE´S

PERFECT. AND JUST WHEN I´M READY

TO LET GO, I THINK OF YOU,

AND THEN A LITTLE VOICE POPS

IN MY HEAD SAYING, "IS HE GONNA

ASK YOU TO PEE ON HIM, OR IS HE

GONNA PUT YOU IN HANDCUFFS,

OR IS HE GONNA HAND YOU

A DILDO?" AND I´M TIRED OF IT.

I WANT A CONNECTION, LIKE A REAL

EMOTIONAL CONNECTION. AND EVERY

MAN TURNS INTO A COMPLETE

ASSHOLE THE MINUTE YOU OPEN UP

TO HIM, SO I KEEP HIM SWEET,

I KEEP HIM VULNERABLE BY

NOT PUTTING OUT SO MUCH.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.

THERE´S NO PRUDE LIKE

AN OLD WHORE.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

>> WELL, WE GOT DRUNK ON OUR

SECOND DATE AND EXCHANGED

TATTOOS. HE HAS ME ON HIS

SHOULDER. IT´S CUTE, HUH?

>> YOU 2 MENTAL MIDGETS

BELONG TOGETHER.

>> YOU KNOW, IF I DIDN´T KNOW

BETTER, I´D THINK YOU

WERE JEALOUS.

[SHUT UP AND LET ME GO PLAYING]

>> ♫ SHUT UP AND LET ME GO,

THIS HURTS, BUT I CAN´T SHOW,

FOR THE LAST TIME YOU HAD ME

IN THIS, NOW SHUT UP... ♫

>> HONEY, EAT. YOU LOVE PASTA.

YOU´RE A PASTA-TARIAN.

>> ♫ WHEN WE FIRST MET,

NOW, OH, SO EASILY... ♫

>> YOU USED TO BEG ME TO TAKE

YOU TO A PLACE LIKE THIS WHEN WE

WERE IN FLORIDA.

>> ♫ YOU´RE NOT ADORABLE,

I WAS SOMETHING UNIGNORABLE,

I AIN´T FREAKIN´... ♫

>> CAN YOU TURN OFF

YOUR iPOD, PLEASE?

>> ♫ I AIN´T FREAKIN´,

I AIN´T FAKIN´ THIS,

I AIN´T FREAKIN´,

I AIN´T FAKIN´ THIS... ♫

>> I SAID TAKE OFF

YOUR iPOD, PLEASE.

>> STOP IT. YOU´LL BREAK ´EM.

>> AND TAKE OFF THAT HAT.

>> I DON´T WANT TO.

>> ANNIE, YOUR MOM TOLD ME

YOU WERE HAVIN´ A TOUGH TIME

ADJUSTING TO THE DIVORCE AND

ALL THE CHANGES, AND I WANT YOU

TO KNOW I GET IT, AND I´M HERE

FOR YOU. WE BOTH ARE.

>> YOU´RE THE ONE WHO

MARRIED HER, NOT ME.

>> ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON´T CARE HOW MUCH YOU´RE

GOING THROUGH. I DIDN´T

RAISE YOU TO BE RUDE.

>> IT´S FINE, SEAN.

JUST LEAVE IT.

>> OK. GREAT. LET´S JUST EAT.

>> I´M NOT HUNGRY. MY STOMACH

HURTS. I´M GONNA GO TO THE

BATHROOM. UNLESS YOU THINK

THAT WOULD BE RUDE.

>> [LAUGHS]

>> I´M SORRY. IT´S LIKE I DON´T

EVEN RECOGNIZE HER. I DON´T KNOW

WHO THAT IS.

>> THAT IS A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL,

HONEY. WE´RE ALL HORRIFICALLY

HORMONAL AT THAT AGE.

IT´S TOTALLY NORMAL.

>> AND WHAT´S WITH THE MAKEUP

AND THE HAT?

>> WELL, I GUESS SHE´S JUST,

YOU KNOW, EXPERIMENTING FOR

THE FIRST TIME, TRYING ON

DIFFERENT PERSONAS, DISGUISES,

SEEING WHAT IMAGE FITS HER.

>> YEAH. WELL, THEY´RE GONNA

HAVE TO FIT ME WITH

A STRAITJACKET. I TELL YOU,

COMPARED TO HER, MATT WAS

A BREEZE.

>> WELL, I AM SORRY, BUT I HAVE

TO LEAVE YOU, TOO.

>> OH. RIGHT. RUN AWAY. COWARD.

>> LAWYER APPOINTMENT ACTUALLY.

IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ME,

I WANT EVERYTHING TO GO

TO MY NEW HUSBAND.

>> HMM.

>> GOOD LUCK.

>> YEAH. I´M GONNA NEED IT.

[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]

>> ARE YOU SWEDISH? IS THAT IT?

IS THAT WHAT--

>> YEAH.

>> YOU ARE?

>> YEAH.

>> OH. WHAT´S YOUR LAST NAME?

>> KLEIN.

>> WELL, HAVE YOU HAD

ANY SURGERIES DONE YET?

>> UH-HUH.

>> WHICH ONES?

[CONVERSATION FADES]

>> GOOD AFTERNOON,

MRS. REINHOLT. I´M DR. McNAMARA.

I´LL BE DOING YOUR OPERATION.

>> OH, I DON´T CARE WHO DOES MY

SURGERY, DARLING. JUST TELL ME,

DID MY LEECHES MAKE IT HERE

ALL RIGHT?

>> AH, THE LITTLE SUCKERS ARE

SLIMING AWAY HAPPILY IN THE NEXT

ROOM, AWAITING MARCHING ORDERS.

>> AH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, ´CAUSE

I HAVE A VERY BIG CHARITY EVENT

THIS WEEKEND, AND THE ONLY WAY

I CAN MAKE SURE THAT I RECOVER

IN TIME IS IF I HAVE

THE HIRUDOTHERAPY AND THEN

A LITTLE BIT OF THE SOUPCON

OF THE HEPARIN ON THE SIDE.

>> NOW, HEPARIN IS

CONTRAINDICATIVE WITH LEECHES,

BECAUSE THEY PRODUCE THEIR OWN

ANTICOAGULANT. YOU CAN´T RUSH

RECOVERY, MRS. REINHOLT.

>> OH, BUT I ALWAYS DO, DOCTOR.

I ALWAYS DO.

>> OK. SHALL WE GET STARTED?

>> LET´S PUT THIS SHOW

ON THE ROAD.

>> LINDA, HIT IT.

[EYES OF A STRANGER

BY THE PAYOLAS PLAYING]

>> ♫ CAN I TOUCH YOU TO SEE... ♫

>> DIXIE? DIXIE, IS THAT YOU?

[GASPS] OH, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC

AS A BRUNETTE.

>> NO, I´M TEDDY, TEDDY ROWE.

>> OH, COME ON. I NEVER FORGET

A PRETTY FACE. OH, SWEETIE,

I´M SO SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED

WITH HARLAND. OH, YOU POOR BABY.

OH, YOU POOR CHILD.

>> ♫ YOU´VE GOT THE EYES

OF A STRANGER... ♫

>> WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?

>> ♫ IN YOUR LIPS, I SEE... ♫

>> I DON´T KNOW. SHE MUST HAVE

THOUGHT I WAS SOMEONE ELSE.

>> ♫ YOU´VE GOT THE EYES

OF A STRANGER ♫

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

>> HEY THERE, STRANGER. YOU MUST

BE PRETTY HUNGRY. I SAVED SOME

FOOD FOR YOU IF YOU--

>> I TOLD YOU MY TUMMY HURTS.

>> WELL, IF YOU GET HUNGRY

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,

IT´S IN THE FRIDGE, AND YOU CAN

JUST HELP YOURSELF, OK?

>> NO, DON´T. I LIKE TO WEAR IT.

IT HELPS ME FALL ASLEEP.

>> ANNIE, YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT

OFF. IT´S NOT HEALTHY TO KEEP

A HAT ON ALL THE TIME. YOU GOTTA

GIVE YOUR SCALP A CHANCE

TO BREATHE.

HEY, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

WASHED YOUR HAIR, HUH? WANT ALL

THE BOYS TO RUN IN THE OPPOSITE

DIRECTION AND SAY YOU HAVE

STINKY HAIR?

SWEETIE, I´M NOT FOOLIN´ AROUND.

I JUST WANNA--

>> DAD, NO.

>> I JUST WANT YOU TO TAKE--

>> DAD!

>> I WANT IT OFF. WHAT THE HELL

IS THIS? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

ANNIE, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

>> I GET NERVOUS SOMETIMES.

I JUST--I JUST PULL IT OUT.

THAT´S ALL.

>> DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW

ABOUT THIS?

>> NO, AND IF YOU TELL HER,

I´LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.

>> DID YOU KNOW THAT HIPPOCRATES

USED LEECHES? SO DID ANCIENT

INDIAN DOCTORS AND

THE EGYPTIANS.

>> THEY ALSO PRAYED TO THE HIPPO

GODS IN HOPE THAT SPRINGTIME

WOULD COME.

>> WHAT´S IN THE BOX?

>> WEDDING PRESENTS.

>> ARE ALL THESE FOR ME?

>> OH, NO, NO, NO.

YOU GET TO PICK ONE.

>> [SIGHS] WELL...

"TO LIZ AND CHRISTIAN,

GET TOASTED, LOVE NURSE LINDA."

>> I´M GUESSIN´ THAT´S

THE TOASTER OVEN.

>> ARE YOU REGIFTING

YOUR WEDDING PRESENTS?

>> TRY THE BIG BOX. IT COULD BE

AN ICE-CREAM MAKER.

>> THANKS. IT´S JUST WHAT

I WANTED. MIKE WAS LOOKING

FOR YOU.

>> MIKE. [SCOFFS] YOU KNOW HE´S

DATING KIMBER? WHAT A SKANK.

>> WHAT DO YOU CARE?

>> WELL, IT´S--I DON´T CARE.

SHE´S A WHORE, HAS ABSOLUTELY

NO MORAL VALUES.

>> SOUND LIKE ANYONE ELSE

YOU KNOW? HEH. COME ON. YOU AND

KIMBER WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

WE ALL KNOW IT. YOU´RE BOTH

SUPERFICIAL, ADDICTED TO SEX.

BOTH OF YOU WERE ABUSED

AS CHILDREN.

>> BULLSHIT. I CAN DO BETTER

THAN HER.

>> FOR A NIGHT, MAYBE. KIMBER IS

THE ONLY WOMAN WHO WOULD

ACTUALLY STAY WITH YOU. YOU ARE

THE MALE AND FEMALE VERSION

OF THE SAME PERSON. FRANKLY,

I´M SURPRISED IT´S TAKEN YOU

THIS LONG TO FIGURE THAT OUT.

COME ON. WE HAVE A CONSULT.

>> [MUTTERING] "FRANKLY, I´M

SURPRISED IT´S TAKEN YOU THAT

LONG TO FIGURE THAT OUT."

>> OK. [CLEARS THROAT] TELL US

WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE ABOUT

YOURSELF, MR. O´BRIEN.

>> UH, CALL ME STEVE.

I´M NOT A PRETTY WOMAN.

>> HEH. WELL, STEVE, MEN ARE

DOING COSMETIC SURGERIES IN

ALMOST EQUAL MEASURE WITH WOMEN.

>> WHAT I MEAN IS AN ATTRACTIVE

FEMALE FACE WOULD BE SLIGHTLY

HEART-SHAPED. HER PROFILE WOULD

BE FAIRLY FLAT, HER FEATURES

MORE DELICATE IN APPEARANCE.

I MEAN, IF YOU LOOK AT MY

PROFILE, IT SLOPES BACKWARDS.

>> YOU A TRANSSEXUAL?

>> A TRANSVESTITE. A FULLY

FUNCTIONING HETEROSEXUAL MALE

WHO OCCASIONALLY LIKES BEING

A WOMAN. MY FEMININE NAME IS

MODESTY. I´M NOT GAY, AND MOST

TRANSVESTITES AREN´T. WE JUST

HAVE CERTAIN CHARACTERISTICS

INSIDE OF US THAT SOCIETY LABELS

FEMININE. CROSS-DRESSING

PROVIDES ME THE OPPORTUNITY

TO EXPLORE CERTAIN THINGS

THAT I SUPPRESSED AS A KID.

>> HMM. I SEE THAT

YOU´RE MARRIED.

>> OH. YEAH. 17 YEARS. 3 GREAT

KIDS. MY WIFE SAID SHE MARRIED

ME ´CAUSE I WAS LIKE A GREAT

GIRLFRIEND. WITH A FULLY

FUNCTIONING PENIS.

>> YOU KNOW, LOOKING AT YOU,

I´M NOT SURE A BROW REDUCTION

OR A CHIN REDUCTION WOULD CREATE

A MORE FEMININE PROFILE. I THINK

IT WOULD JUST COMPROMISE

WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE.

>> THAT´S MY POINT, DOC. UH, I

WANNA STAY A GOOD-LOOKING MAN. I

JUST WANNA BROADEN MY OPTIONS AS

A WOMAN. TH-THAT´S WHY I´M HERE.

I WANT YOU TO CREATE A MASK THAT

I COULD ACTUALLY WEAR IN PUBLIC.

>> BUT WHY? HEH. YOUR WIFE

LIKES YOU THE WAY YOU ARE.

>> I DON´T KNOW IF YOU GUYS ARE

MARRIED, BUT MY WIFE LIKES GOING

OUT, AND UNLESS WE STICK TO GAY

RESTAURANTS OR VISITS TO BUCKLES

AND BOAS, WE RUN THE RISK

OF RUNNING INTO SOMEBODY FROM

THE OFFICE OR, GOD FORBID, THE

TENNIS CLUB. I MEAN, THOSE GUYS

ARE MOSTLY LAWYERS. THEY LIVE

INSIDE THE BOX. THEY WOULDN´T

UNDERSTAND MODESTY.

>> WHAT´S, UH, BUCKLES AND BOAS?

>> UH, IT´S A BOUTIQUE THAT

CATERS TO TRANSVESTITES.

THEY MAKE FEMALE UNDERWEAR THAT

TAKES CARE OF OUR NEEDS. UH,

JUST HAVE A LOOK AT MY SPECS.

YOU KNOW, I´M SURE YOU CAN

IMPROVE ON WHAT I´VE DONE.

>> UH, WE DO PLASTIC SURGERY,

NOT SPECIAL EFFECTS.

>> YOU DO FACES. GUYS, I´M JUST

ASKIN´ YOU TO DRESS ME UP FOR

THE BALL SO I CAN TURN BACK INTO

PLAIN OLD STEVE AT THE STROKE

OF MIDNIGHT.

I´M WILLING TO PAY TOP DOLLAR.

>> THE, UM, BUCKLES AND BOAS,

THAT, UH, IN WEST HOLLYWOOD?

>> UH, YEAH.

>> COOL.

RESEARCH...STUFF.

>> OH, THERE YOU ARE. SO,

DID YOU TALK TO KIMBER YET?

>> BAD NEWS, KEMOSABE.

>> [SIGHS] IT´S OVER, ISN´T IT?

SHIT. I WAS THINKIN´ SHE WAS

THE ONE, YOU KNOW?

>> SHE STILL COULD BE. YOU JUST

HAVE TO SHOW HER THAT YOU´RE

WILLING TO GO THE DISTANCE,

MY FRIEND.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> WELL, KIMBER´S A PORN STAR.

SHE´S DONE IT EVERY WHICH WAY

AND THEN SOME, RIGHT? ORAL,

ANAL, DOUBLE PENETRATION, TRIPLE

TEAM--EVERYTHING. YOU THINK SHE

CARES ABOUT SOME REGULAR JOE

COCK GUY?

>> JEEZ, CHRISTIAN, WHAT´D YOU

DO WHEN YOU TWO WERE TOGETHER?

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I WAS BANGIN´

HER BEFORE HER PUSSY BECAME

A REVOLVING DOOR, BUT THERE´S

ONE THING THAT GOT HER OFF,

WHEN I DRESSED UP LIKE A WOMAN.

THAT SHIT, SHE LOVES IT,

THE KINKIER, THE BETTER.

>> HEH.

YOU´RE CRAZY. NO WAY.

I CAN´T DO THAT.

>> COME ON. IF YOU LOVE HER,

THAT´S THE ONLY WAY YOU

CAN PROVE HOW.

>> WH--I WOULDN´T EVEN KNOW

WHERE TO START. I MEAN, WHAT AM

I SUPPOSED TO DO, JUST WALK INTO

A BLOOMINGDALE´S AND ASK FOR A--

HEELS AND DRESS IN MY SIZE?

>> [SIGHS] BETTER YET,

GO TO A PLACE THAT CATERS

TO YOUR NEEDS. HUH?

[ACCORDION PLAYING]

>> YOU REALLY SUCK. YOU KNOW

THAT? I WAS JUST TRYIN´ TO MAKE

YOU LAUGH, YOU KNOW, ENJOY LIFE

A LITTLE BIT.

>> JUST GO. I DON´T FEEL GOOD.

>> FINE. STAY IN YOUR LITTLE BOX

OF BRATTINESS.

[DOOR CLOSES]

>> [WINCING]

>> I TRIED, MAN. SHE´S BEIN´

A COMPLETE BITCH.

>> DON´T CALL YOUR SISTER

A BITCH. SHE´S OBVIOUSLY GOIN´

THROUGH A VERY HARD TIME.

AS LONG AS SHE KNOWS YOU CARE,

MAYBE JUST TRY TO RESPECT

HER SPACE A LITTLE.

>> YEAH, WELL, SHE CAN HAVE

ALL THE SPACE SHE WANTS.

ALL RIGHT, I´M OUTTA HERE.

>> WAIT A MINUTE. I´M MAKIN´

LUNCH FOR EVERYONE.

>> UH, I´M NOT HUNGRY.

>> MATT, WE HAVEN´T ALL BEEN

TOGETHER AS A FAMILY IN A LONG

TIME. I THINK THIS IS WHAT SHE

NEEDS. I THINK WE ALL NEED IT.

I NEED IT. PLEASE? JUST TRY.

>> FINE. OK.

>> THANK YOU. ANNIE,

LUNCH IS READY.

>> DAD!

DAD, PLEASE! OW! IT HURTS!

DADDY, MY STOMACH! IT HURTS

SO MUCH.

>> ALL RIGHT. LET ME SEE.

LET ME SEE.

>> OW!

>> SH-SHE WAS FINE A MINUTE AGO.

WHAT, DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE

HER APPENDIX?

>> I DON´T THINK SHE HAS

AN INFECTION. HONEY, DID YOU

EAT SOMETHING THAT I DON´T KNOW

ABOUT? ALL RIGHT, GET MY CAR

KEYS. WE GOTTA TAKE HER TO THE

HOSPITAL. COME ON, SWEETIE.

>> WHAT ABOUT THE PAIN?

SHOULD WE DO A BIOPSY?

>> I DON´T THINK A BIOPSY WILL

BE NECESSARY. YOUR DAUGHTER HAS

SOMETHING CALLED TRICHOBEZOAR,

OR THE MORE COLLOQUIAL RAPUNZEL

SYNDROME. IT´S AN INTESTINAL

CONDITION, EXTREMELY RARE,

RESULTING FROM THE CONSUMPTION

OF HAIR.

>> WHAT?

>> IT´S USUALLY TRIGGERED

BY TRICHOTILLOMANIA, A NERVOUS

DISORDER IN WHICH ONE PULLS OUT

ONE´S OWN HAIR. YOU CAN SEE

THE MASS THAT´S COLLECTED HERE

IN THE GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT,

WHICH IS WHAT´S CAUSING

THE STOMACH PAIN.

>> WELL, IS THERE A PURGATIVE

TO GIVE HER TO INDUCE--

>> I´M AFRAID WITH A HAIRBALL

THIS SIZE, SURGERY WILL BE

NECESSARY TO REMOVE IT.

>> ENDOSCOPIC RETRIEVAL.

>> WITH YOUR CONSENT, WE CAN

HAVE HER SCHEDULED FOR

TOMORROW EVENING.

>> NO, THAT WON´T BE NECESSARY,

THANK YOU.

>> ♫ COME WHAT MAY ♫

>> ♫ TOUCH ME ♫

>> IT´S MY FAULT. I JUST, UH--

I LEFT HER. I FIGURED SHE´D

BE ABLE TO PROCESS THE DIVORCE,

LIKE HALF THE KIDS SHE KNOWS

HAD. AND SUDDENLY SHE´S GOT

A NEW MOM, AND SHE´S NEVER

MET HER.

>> SEAN, YOU´RE DOING THE BEST

YOU CAN, AND NOBODY´S PERFECT.

HAVE YOU CALLED JULIA?

>> WELL, I DOWNPLAYED WHAT´S

GOIN´ ON WITH ANNIE. JULIA´S

BEEN VERY FRAGILE LATELY. DIDN´T

WANNA UPSET HER. SHE´S COMIN´

OUT NEXT WEEK. I SHOULD HAVE

KNOWN BETTER. EVEN THOUGH SHE

DOESN´T LIVE WITH ME, SHE STILL

NEEDS MY PROTECTION.

[NASTY GIRL

BY VANITY 6 PLAYING]

>> [CHUCKLES]

[SCOFFS] WOULD YOU GET IN HERE?

STOP ACTING SO SUSPICIOUS.

YOU´RE JUST DRAWING ATTENTION TO

YOURSELF. ALL RIGHT? JUST RELAX.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> JUST TAKE A BREATH. JUST BE

YOURSELF. I MEAN, THAT´S WHAT

THIS PLACE IS ALL ABOUT. HUH?

LOOK AT THAT. OH, MY GOD.

THIS PLACE IS FANTASTIC.

>> AHH, I DON´T KNOW IF I CAN

GO THROUGH WITH THIS, CHRISTIAN.

>> AW, YOU LOVE HER, RIGHT? HUH?

YOU WANNA SATISFY HER, SO THIS

IS WHAT WORKS, OK?

>> W-WELL, THEN YOU´RE GONNA

HAVE TO HELP ME THEN, ALL RIGHT?

´CAUSE YOU KNOW HER BEST.

>> HEY, SWEETHEART. YOU, UH,

GOT A BAG WE CAN USE WHILE

WE´RE SHOPPING?

>> JUST, UH, LET ME KNOW

IF YOU NEED A ROOM.

>> THANKS. FOLLOW ME.

>> ♫ I´M LOOKIN´ FOR A MAN

THAT´LL DO IT ANYWHERE,

EVEN ON A LIMOUSINE FLOOR,

´CAUSE TONIGHT... ♫

>> MIKE, HOW´S IT GOIN´

IN THERE?

>> OK, I GUESS.

>> SEE THE LAKERS LAST NIGHT?

>> ARE YOU KIDDING? HEH.

I USED TO PLAY IN COLLEGE.

>> SERIOUSLY?

>> OH, YEAH.

>> THINK THEY´LL GO

THE WHOLE WAY?

>> OH, DEFINITELY. I MEAN, WE

CAN RUN THE FLOOR, POST UP. HUH?

AND THEY GOT THAT DEEP BENCH.

HUH? ♫ IT´S ON ♫

>> HEY, CHRISTIAN, YOU WANNA

COME IN AND SEE?

>> OH, JUST COME OUT.

WHAT´S THE BIG DEAL?

>> WELL, I DON´T KNOW IF I´M TOO

COMFORTABLE WITH THAT RIGHT NOW.

>> YOU KNOW, IF YOU CAN´T DO IT

HERE, THEN, YOU KNOW, HOW ARE

YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO DO IT

LATER? JUST STEP OUT AND SHOW US

WHAT YOU´RE WORKIN´ WITH.

REMEMBER, I´M HERE TO HELP YOU.

>> ♫ IT´S TIME TO JAM... ♫

>> OK.

>> ♫ NASTY GIRLS,

DANCE, DANCE, DANCE,

OOH, IT´S TIME TO JAM ♫

>> ♫ COME ON ♫

>> ♫ NASTY GIRLS,

DANCE, DANCE, DANCE ♫

>> ♫ OOH... ♫

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> ♫ IS THAT IT? MMM ♫

>> I THINK SHE´LL LOVE IT.

>> ♫ WAKE ME WHEN YOU´RE DONE,

I GUESS YOU´LL BE

THE ONLY ONE HAVIN´ FUN ♫

>> UHH.

>> OH, YEAH. JUST GIVE ME

MORE AND MORE AND MORE OF

MY LITTLE FRIENDS, OK, HANS.

I GOT A PACKED SOCIAL SCHEDULE.

I REALLY NEED FOR THE SWELLING

TO BE DOWN BY SATURDAY.

>> OHH. I´M GONNA HURL.

>> HEY, WHERE´S DIXIE?

>> I´M SORRY?

>> DIXIE, MY LITTLE, UH, FRIEND

FROM LAS VEGAS. OH, SHE WAS SO

HELPFUL WITH THAT, UH, BUSINESS

WITH THE MORPHINE DRIP. OOH.

I COULD USE A LITTLE MORE

MORPHINE RIGHT NOW, HUH?

>> YOU MEAN TEDDY?

>> HER NAME IS DIXIE, GODDAMN

IT. WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP

TALKING TO ME LIKE I´M SENILE?

OH, COME ON, HANS. GIVE ME SOME

MORE LEECHES. EVERY LITTLE SUCK

MAKES ME FEEL ONE STEP CLOSER

TO PERFECTION, DARLING.

>> I´M JUST GONNA PUT ONE MORE.

>> NO, SWEETIE, MORE THAN ONE.

COME ON. NO, MORE THAN ONE.

I´M TELLING YOU, MORE THAN ONE.

>> YOU ALREADY HAVE 4.

>> OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE.

>> ♫ SHINY VIOLENCE,

SHINY VICTIM,

IN THE HEADLIGHTS,

SHINING PISTOL,

SHIMMER DOWN ON US

FROM THE HEAVENS,

RESTLESS DRIVER,

DRIVE AWAY ♫

>> ♫ IN THE CITY ♫

>> ♫ SHINING VIOLENCE ♫

>> ♫ IN THE CITY ♫

>> ♫ SHINING VIOLENCE ♫

>> ♫ IN THE CITY ♫

>> ♫ SHINING VIOLENCE ♫

>> ♫ IN THE CITY ♫

>> ♫ SHINING VIOLENCE ♫

>> ♫ IN THE CITY ♫

>> ♫ SHINING VIOLENCE ♫

>> ♫ IN THE CITY ♫

>> [HUMMING]

[SONG ENDS]

[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]

NURSE, COULD I PLEASE HAVE SOME

WATER? MY THROAT. I CAN´T MOVE

MY HANDS. WHAT´S--WHAT´S GOING

ON HERE, HUH? [GASPS]

>> I NEED YOU TO STAY STILL,

MRS. REINHOLT, UNTIL THESE

SUCKERS DO THEIR WORK.

>> OH, MY GOD. NO, NO. NO, NO,

NO, NO, NO, NO. WHAT IS THIS?!

OH, GOD.

>> NOW, NOW.

>> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

>> STAY CALM.

>> AAH! SOMEBODY, HELP! PLEASE--

>> I´M GONNA HAVE TO HELP

YOU RELAX.

>> OH, GOD. HELLO! HELLO! STOP!

NO, NO, NO, NO.

[SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] MMM.

[GAGGING]

>> BEAUTY SLEEP. YOUR LITTLE

SUCKERS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.

YOU´RE BLEEDING OUT.

I´M SO SORRY. WE´RE ALL OUT

OF BAND-AIDS.

[SHINING VIOLENCE

BY THE CHROMATICS PLAYING]

>> ´CAUSE OF DEATH--

EXSANGUINATION DUE

TO MISAPPLICATION OF

MEDICINAL LEECHES.

>> I DON´T REMEMBER THERE BEING

SO MANY.

>> I ONLY PUT 6 LEECHES. SHE

MUST HAVE A-ADDED SOME HERSELF

TO--TO SPEED UP THE RECOVERY

PROCESS. WOMAN WAS PAINPHOBIC.

SHE WAS MAD AS A HATTER.

Y-YOU DON´T UNDERSTAND.

THEY´RE TOTALLY ENGORGED.

THEY´RE SUPPOSED TO FALL OFF

ONCE THEY´RE FULL.

>> I WANT A FULL

TOXICOLOGY REPORT.

[ITEM FALLS]

>> HEPARIN?

>> YOU GUYS DIDN´T GIVE HER

BLOOD THINNER, DID YOU?

>> OF COURSE NOT.

>> NO WONDER THE LEECHES

KEPT FEEDING.

>> SHE MUST HAVE

SELF-ADMINISTERED. SHE MENTIONED

USING HEPARIN IN VENEZUELA.

>> SHE COULD HAVE USED THAT TO

INJECT IT INTO HER I.V. I MEAN,

NO DISRESPECT TO THE DEAD, BUT,

UH, SHE WAS BAT-SHIT.

>> THINGS PEOPLE DO

TO BE BEAUTIFUL.

YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT.

KIMBER WENT CRAZY.

>> SHE LIKED THE KINKY

TRANNY LOOK?

>> TOTALLY.

[NASTY GIRL PLAYING]

>> OK. SO WHAT´D YOU

WANNA SHOW ME?

[MUSIC STOPS]

>> SHE LIKED IT?

[NASTY GIRL RESUMES]

>> YOU LIKE IT? I--I WANTED YOU

TO, YOU KNOW, SEE THAT I WAS

IN TOUCH WITH MY FEMININE SIDE.

>> ♫ DO YOU THINK

I´M A NASTY GIRL?

TONIGHT, I´M LIVIN´

IN A FANTASY... ♫

>> OF COURSE I LIKE IT.

I LOVE IT.

>> ♫ DO YOU THINK

I´M A NASTY GIRL... ♫

[MUSIC STOPS]

>> I DON´T BELIEVE YOU.

>> I´M TELLIN´ YOU, I GOT THE

BLOW JOB OF MY LIFE LAST NIGHT.

OH, I OWE YOU SO MUCH, MAN.

THANK YOU. I NEVER WOULD HAVE

DONE IT IF IT WEREN´T FOR YOU.

[NASTY GIRL RESUMES]

>> ♫ THAT´LL WORK ♫

[MUSIC STOPS]

>> WHAT´S THIS?

>> OH, I WENT CRAZY AND ORDERED

A WHOLE BUNCH MORE STUFF

AT CROSSDRESSER.COM--BRAS,

CORSETS, PANTIES, UH,

STRAP-ON LATEX BOOBS.

>> YOU´RE REALLY COMMITTED

TO THIS, MIKE.

>> HEY, KIMBER´S INTO IT,

I´M INTO IT, RIGHT?

>> SO, UM, DID SHE TELL YOU HOW

GOOD I LOOKED WHEN I´M DRESSED

UP, YOU KNOW, LIKE A CHICK?

[NASTY GIRL RESUMES]

>> CHRISTIAN NEVER DID THIS

FOR YOU, DID HE, DRESS UP LIKE

A LADYBOY TO EXCITE YOU?

>> NO. NEVER. I MEAN, THAT IDEA

WOULD NEVER HAVE RACED THROUGH

THAT SELF-CENTERED LITTLE BRAIN

OF HIS.

>> ♫ IT´S TIME TO JAM... ♫

>> HE WOULD NEVER RISK MAKING

A FOOL OUT OF HIMSELF TO MAKE

ME HAPPY.

[MUSIC STOPS]

>> NOPE. WE WERE SO BUSY GETTIN´

BUSY, WE NEVER EVEN TALKED

ABOUT YOU, BRO.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

>> YOUR CONSULT´S WAITING

FOR YOU IN THE LOBBY, MIKE.

>> THANK YOU, LINDA.

HEY, GO AHEAD AND CHECK OUT

ALL THE STUFF. JUST DON´T TAKE

IT HOME, ´CAUSE I´M PLANNING

ON WEARING ALL OF IT TONIGHT.

[PAT PAT]

>> HEY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE

SUPPOSED TO GET YOUR BLOOD DRAWN

BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED.

WHAT´S ALL THIS?

>> WELL, ALL YOUR TALK ABOUT

WILLS AND INSURANCE INSPIRED ME.

I AM DOUBLING MY LIFE INSURANCE

POLICY.

>> ARE YOU PLANNING ON, UH,

DYING ANYTIME SOON,

DR. McNAMARA?

>> NO, BUT I´M NOT GONNA LIVE

FOREVER. OUR SLUMP AT WORK

IS GOING TO END, BUT WHAT IF

SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ME DURING

THE NEXT ONE? I HAVE WORKED

TOO HARD TO LEAVE MY FAMILY

WITH NOTHING. [CHUCKLES]

>> HEH.

>> LISTEN, I HOPE YOU

UNDERSTAND. UH, I´M MAKING CONOR

AND ANNIE SOLE BENEFICIARIES.

>> WHAT ABOUT MATT?

>> I GAVE HIM A LARGE SUM

OF MONEY FROM THE SALE OF THE

FLORIDA HOUSE, AND HE SPENT IT

ON SCIENTOLOGY, HIS PORN STAR

WIFE, AND METHAMPHETAMINES.

>> SO NO FATTED CALF

FOR THE PRODIGAL SON.

>> NOT UNLESS HE KILLS IT

HIMSELF.

>> HEH.

>> HOW ´BOUT A DRINK?

>> UH, JUST A FEW MORE

SIGNATURES, DR. McNAMARA.

>> IT´S PERFECT.

>> I´M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, HONEY.

>> I´M SO HAPPY FOR US, FOR THE

FREEDOM THIS GIVES US TO LIVE

OUT OUR FANTASIES. LOOK AT ME.

I´M PRETTY LIKE A VAIN

SCHOOLGIRL. WE BETTER HURRY.

OUR DINNER RESERVATION´S IN HALF

AN HOUR. WHAT DO YOU THINK,

DR. CRUZ? IS MY SHADOW BALANCED?

>> YOU´RE ASKIN´

THE WRONG PERSON.

>> [CHUCKLES]

>> HEY, I´VE GOT AN IDEA.

WHAT IF ANNIE STAYED WITH US FOR

A COUPLE OF MONTHS? YOU KNOW,

WITH ALL THE TROUBLE SHE´S BEEN

HAVING, IT MIGHT BE NICE TO, UH,

GIVE HER SOME TIME WITH HER DAD.

SHE´S ON A BREAK FROM SCHOOL,

RIGHT? HECK, CONOR CAN COME OUT,

TOO.

>> REALLY? YOU WOULDN´T MIND

HAVIN´ A COUPLE OF RUG RATS

RUNNIN´ AROUND?

>> SEAN, THOSE KIDS ARE MY NEW

FAMILY. I´M THEIR STEPMOM.

THIS´D BE A GREAT WAY TO GET

TO KNOW EACH OTHER, AND I CAN

MAKE MY NEW HUSBAND HAPPY.

>> WELL, IT MIGHT PUT A CRIMP

IN OUR HONEYMOON PERIOD.

>> ANNIE IS NOT WELL ENOUGH

TO FLY YET. SHE NEEDS TIME

TO RECOVER, YOU KNOW, GET HER

STRENGTH BACK UP. JULIA CAN

ALWAYS COME OUT LATER IF SHE

WANTS. I´M COMPLETELY

COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> UH, DR. McNAMARA. A FEW MORE.

[SHINY VIOLENCE PLAYING]