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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:08,880 Alright, my quiz hounds ! Who's ready for a battle of the brains ? 2 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:15,120 - Can't we just drink ? - The prize is a five-coin bar tab. 3 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,840 And our only competition is these idiots. 4 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:21,920 We can't lose ! 5 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:25,240 Before we start, a little reminder about cheating. 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:29,040 Use the honor system, guys. No looking up answers on The Oracle. 7 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,600 - I see all ! - Alright, man. 8 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:35,720 Okay, the first category is political theory. 9 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,760 Yeah, we got this. 10 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:42,200 Which hunky emperor is well known for his juicy, trashy ass ? 11 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,360 - What ? - St. Maxwell the Thick ! 12 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:49,120 Correct ! That's a hundred points to the Brew-Dog Crew ! 13 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,200 There was no intellectual merit to that question. 14 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:55,640 You're an intellectual now ? 'Cause last time I checked, 15 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:59,160 you were still fully shoveling people's shit for a living. 16 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:03,040 - You don't need to prove yourself. - Do a science question. 17 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:07,840 Which scientific theory explains the phenomenon in which every 18 months, 18 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:10,320 the sun is blacked out in the midday sky ? 19 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,240 Anaxagoras' theory of the solar eclipse. 20 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,880 Wrong. Brew-Dog Crew, would you like to venture a guess ? 21 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:23,720 Well... You know, sometimes, the devil gets horny for the sun 22 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:28,120 'cause they're both made of fire. Sometimes he flies up there 23 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,560 and he fucks the sun so hard that all the fire in it goes out. 24 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,640 Correct ! 25 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,720 Devil horny, he sex sun. 26 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,920 That's a hundred points to the Brew-Dog Crew ! 27 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:43,360 It's pretty clear who the smartest people in Lower Murkford are. 28 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,120 MIRACLE WORKERS: DARK AGES 29 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:25,400 Honey, that parking brake you invented for our cart is brilliant. 30 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:29,240 And the beauty of it is you can't even see it. 31 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:33,440 No one will ever know what a smart idea you had. 32 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,520 Yeah. No one. 33 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,200 Excuse me. Coming through. 34 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,840 - What happened ? - It was a freak accident. 35 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,520 Ted was minding his own business, pulling the horse's tail, 36 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:58,000 screaming, "Yucca, yucca, yucca," when the horse kicked him in the face. 37 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:03,120 Pretty bad wound. I should apply some pressure. 38 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:07,920 - Al, let the doctor handle it. - She's already got it covered. 39 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,680 - Dr. Goodman. - Alexandra. 40 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:20,440 - I was trying to stanch the blood flow. - Where'd you learn how to do that ? 41 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:24,880 I found a couple pages of an old medical textbook in a garbage dump. 42 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:29,560 We could use a smart person like you at the medical center. 43 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,520 Would you be interested in a job ? 44 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:38,400 - I think I would. - In that case, welcome aboard, doctor. 45 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,240 - You called for me ? - We have an emergency. 46 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,080 Henry the Duck has escaped ! We have to find him. 47 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,560 Tell the Royal Army to search the Earth ! 48 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:56,680 You own over a hundred ducks. Just play with one of the other ones. 49 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:01,880 I want that one ! Why can't I have this one thing ? I ask for so little ! 50 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:07,080 Prince, the answer is no, okay ? 51 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:11,560 I've run off ! 52 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,200 Damn it ! 53 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,880 Mr. Worm, you're my only friend. 54 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,560 Welp, back to being alone and having nothing. 55 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,760 I can't believe it. My daughter, the doctor. 56 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,960 - I'm so proud. - Thanks, Dad. 57 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:55,400 Gotta say, I'm kinda nervous. What if I fail ? 58 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:59,000 At least you're trying. Most people just punch the clock, 59 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,680 but you're doing something you believe in. 60 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,760 Okay. Here I go. 61 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,560 Doctor Al ! Doctor Al ! 62 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,000 - Go, Doctor ! Go, Doctor ! - She's a doctor. 63 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,520 My daughter's a doctor. Her name is Dr. Al ! 64 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:21,760 Welcome, Mr. Shoemaker. This is my colleague, Dr. Alexandra. 65 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,160 What seems to be the problem ? 66 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:27,360 I've had this stuffy nose for the last few days, now. 67 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,720 That's a very common ailment. 68 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:33,360 Typical treatment for stuffiness of the nose region is 69 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,640 we will have to put leaches all over your penis, up and down, 70 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,120 all over it, and your testicles, too. 71 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:47,120 That will distract the mucus fairies from their dancing and their stomping. 72 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,560 And you have to drink your pee. 73 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,120 - My own pee ? - Yes. 74 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:57,000 - How much ? - All of it. Don't drop a drip. 75 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:01,360 Everything that comes out, stick it right back in your mouth. 76 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:05,840 Kick your legs over your head and piss in your mouth for the rest of your life. 77 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,640 Right ! Consider yourself doctored. 78 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,240 Dr. Goodman ? I'm sorry to interrupt. 79 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:19,160 Are you sure that this is the best procedure for a stuffy nose ? 80 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,440 Who's the doctor here ? Where is he ? 81 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,200 It's my first day. 82 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,120 Can I consult with you in private, Dr. Alexandra ? 83 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,680 Just relax. 84 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,720 - I have no idea what I'm doing. - What ? 85 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,440 I don't know what I'm doing. 86 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,120 Help me ! 87 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:01,600 Okay. I want to get this straight. You're a total fraud ? 88 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:05,920 It didn't start that way, okay ? A few years ago, I had this idea 89 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:09,080 that I could fix people's bodies using medicine. 90 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:13,280 Sounded great, right ? I pitched it to investors. They went nuts. 91 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:17,200 The science wasn't there, but I figured fake it till you make it. 92 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:20,400 Cut to now. I still haven't figured this shit out ! 93 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,640 And the patients keep coming ! 94 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:26,120 Dr. Goodman, this is wrong. You need to stop doing this. 95 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,400 - I can't. - Why not ? 96 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,760 Because I'm a weak man. 97 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,920 I once made a man with the flu eat his own dick. 98 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,600 Oh, my God. 99 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,000 You there. Where did you get that duck ? 100 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:50,120 You mean Bucket ? I found him. It was a miracle. 101 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:54,320 Until he came along, my entire life, I had nothing. 102 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,920 And now I have this one little thing that makes me happy. 103 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:01,960 I'm so... I'm so grateful. 104 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:05,280 Vexler, make the dirty man give Henry back to me. 105 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,400 - Alright, how much ? - Bucket's not for sale. 106 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,840 - Trick him. - Now, hold on there, pal. 107 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:15,600 I'm not just some rube. You might be some slick-talking castle guy, 108 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:19,280 but I've got one thing you don't: street smarts. 109 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,800 You see this magic egg ? You could keep that one duck, 110 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,560 or you could take this egg, and when it hatches, you'll have... 111 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,680 - Four ducks. - And one of them will be Bucket ? 112 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,560 Are you sure you feel good about this ? 113 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,800 He may try and follow us and steal Henry back. Trick him further. 114 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,760 One of them will be Bucket, but only if you sit on this egg. 115 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,800 - For a really, really long time. - Do I have to be naked ? 116 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,440 I mean... 117 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,800 - I guess ? - Sold ! 118 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:06,160 Finally, one piece of good fortune in my life ! 119 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,000 - So, the doctor's a phony ? - Yep. 120 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:16,200 I should have suspected something when he hired me off the street 121 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:20,080 without checking my credentials or even knowing my full name. 122 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:23,160 That was a red flag. So, what are you gonna do now ? 123 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:27,000 I'm gonna quit, and then I'm gonna blow the whistle on him. 124 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,480 The guy is a total con artist. 125 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:33,080 I need to tell people that this whole doctor thing's a sham. 126 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:37,280 Hi ! We just wanted to come over and say congrats on the big news. 127 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,800 Your doctor stuff got you in the Time One Hundred. 128 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,640 What's the Time One Hundred ? 129 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,920 I scan the mists of time and divine which hundred souls 130 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,880 have the most buzz ! 131 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,080 That's crazy ! 132 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,160 Everyone's talking about you. You're a celebrity. 133 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,880 - Wesley Pervert even rated your feet. - Seven-point-five. 134 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:03,480 Guys, listen, I need to come clean about the whole doctor thing. 135 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:07,880 Wait. Stop. First, I need to come clean. 136 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,840 Al, I know I've been really hard on you in the past, 137 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:16,960 but the truth is, deep down, I was jealous. 138 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:21,240 You're so smart, and I think I always knew that someday 139 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,480 you would accomplish things I could never dream of. 140 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,880 This is proof. 141 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:30,080 It's almost like you won, you know ? 142 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:35,600 Sorry. You were gonna say something about being a doctor ? 143 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,520 I... forget. 144 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:47,040 - Well, here's to Doctor Al ! - Yeah, Doctor Al ! 145 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,880 You called for me ? 146 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:09,480 I can't stop thinking about that dirty man we tricked 147 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,400 and left for dead in the woods. 148 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:15,040 And now I have this strange, painful feeling in my stomach. 149 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:18,200 Did he infected me with some poor-person disease ? 150 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,680 I think what you're feeling is guilt. 151 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,920 I'm not familiar. 152 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:27,720 It's this feeling you have when you do something bad to someone. 153 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,240 Do you think I did something bad ? 154 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,320 It was super fucked up. That duck was all he had 155 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,280 and you took it, even though you have 100 ducks, 156 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:40,440 and then you left him sitting alone, naked, on a rock. It's psycho. 157 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:47,720 Okay. Well, make the guilt go away, please. 158 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,640 I think you need to do that yourself. 159 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,760 How ? 160 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,600 Well... 161 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:03,040 You took something from him and now you feel bad. 162 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,160 So, in order to feel better, you should... ? 163 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,440 Just kill him. 164 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,520 Alright, I'm gonna take some opium and go to bed. 165 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,560 Henry, why aren't you eating ? 166 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,680 Henry ? 167 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,560 Bucket ? 168 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,280 - So, you're not quitting. - I was going to. 169 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:48,240 But Dr. Goodman's actually got some great ideas. 170 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,720 And the science isn't fully there yet, 171 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,560 but if we just keep working, we can help people. 172 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,840 It seemed it was about impressing Mary Baker and her idiot friends. 173 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,160 What ? No, it is not about that. 174 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,400 This is something I believe in. 175 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,160 Me and Dr. Goodman are gonna change the world. 176 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,320 Dr. Goodman ! Snap out of it ! 177 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,680 We need to figure out medicine now. 178 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,680 You don't think I've tried ? It's impossible ! 179 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,760 Tell me what the fuck this thing is here, huh ? 180 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,040 What the fuck am I looking at right now ? 181 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,520 This big fucking thing made of bones ? 182 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,880 Okay, let's just start with the easy patients, yeah ? 183 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,640 Like, this guy. He just has a headache. 184 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:35,200 Headache. Yeah. No, I have an idea. 185 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,040 Okay, great. What is it ? 186 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,040 - We could kill ourselves. - What ?! 187 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,480 Blow our fucking brains out. Take the easy way. 188 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,080 Get it together, man ! We are in too deep to quit ! 189 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,560 We just gotta fake it until we make it ! 190 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,840 Alright, you're right. Fuck these people. 191 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,600 If they fall for this shit, they deserve what they get. 192 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:04,800 - Dad ? What are you doing here ? - We have a little situation. 193 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,880 I found your brother naked in the woods, 194 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,720 and he seems to have caught a bit of a chill. 195 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,800 Normally, I would just put him in front of the fire, 196 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,680 but we've got a famous doctor in the family. 197 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,320 - So I'll check with the expert. - You came to the right place. 198 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:23,920 We're real doctors with real medicine knowledge. 199 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,880 Great ! What do you suggest ? 200 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:30,840 Due to the client's cold temperature, I suggest we cut off his balls. 201 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,360 You should eat your balls. 202 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,960 - VIP treatment ! - Pays to have connections, huh ? 203 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:43,240 - Yeah ! Thanks, Al. - Let's get you in there. 204 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,720 Alright, I guess, let's go kill this guy. 205 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,480 Hey, the doctor is in ! 206 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,160 Dad, I was thinking, what if you, 207 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:02,560 instead of doing this procedure, just take Mikey home ? 208 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,640 Put him by the fire, he'll be fine. 209 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,760 But the doctor said we should feed him his own balls. 210 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,080 Dr. Goodman is feeling a little off today. 211 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,680 A hard rain's gonna come. 212 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:18,960 And it's gonna wash all you bastards down the fucking drain. 213 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,720 He seems pretty sharp to me. But, if he's not up for it, 214 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,040 maybe you can fill in. I mean, you're a doctor, right ? 215 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,160 No, Dad. I'm not. 216 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,600 And neither is he. This whole thing's a scam. 217 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,560 Geez. 218 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,840 I'm glad you told us, but what about everybody else ? 219 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:49,200 You're right. I've got to put a stop to this. I'll see you guys at home. 220 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,680 - Where are you going ? - To the media. 221 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:55,200 Hear ye, hear ye ! I am the Town Crier ! 222 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:59,160 And you're watching "Good Morning, Lower Murkford !" 223 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:09,240 My guest today is a rising star in the medical industry, 224 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,480 here to talk to us about her incredible work... 225 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,640 Actually, it's... 226 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,640 I'm here to out Goodman as a fraud, and that it's actually a bad thing. 227 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,240 Okay, yeah, I gotcha. 228 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,320 My guest today is a whistleblower with a stunning revelation. 229 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,920 The Lower Murkford Center for Medicine and Haircuts is a scam. 230 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,600 I knew it ! 231 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,400 Dr. Goodman is a fraud. 232 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,160 And... so am I. 233 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,200 Oh, my God, that was so hard to watch. 234 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,200 Are you just, like, mortified ? I would be dying. 235 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:01,520 So, what's the plan now ? Do you just go back to shoveling shit ? 236 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,200 Just like before. 237 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,560 But now everybody really hates you, even the Oracle. 238 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,560 Bitch ! 239 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,400 - Shut up ! - Burn. 240 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,480 Forget these idiots. I'll grab you a beer. 241 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,640 - I've been looking all over for you. - Why ? 242 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,880 To give you this. 243 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,320 The egg isn't real. It's just a regular rock. 244 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,640 What, you tricked me ? 245 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,880 Why would you do that ? 246 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,640 To be honest, dirty man, it's because sometimes 247 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,840 I can be a little... selfish. 248 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,760 I'm trying not to be that way anymore. 249 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:58,160 I still have my blind spots, but hopefully this is a good start. 250 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,160 Thanks so much for bringing me back Bucket. 251 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,600 I'd shake your hand, but my limbs are all stiff. I'm still cold. 252 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:10,840 Really ? I'm quite warm. I have two coats on. 253 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,440 Sort of hot, actually. 254 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,440 Wait a second. 255 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,280 I can just carry this one. 256 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,360 Yes. 257 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,200 - See ya. - Okay, bye ! 258 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:41,240 - Wow, shit week. - Yeah. But whatever. 259 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,160 At least I can just put it behind me now. 260 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,800 Next question. This young psychopath recently attempted 261 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,920 to swindle all of Lower Murkford by claiming to be a medical doctor 262 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,720 when she was, in fact, dumb. 263 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,000 Yeah, that's me, Al Shitshoveler, right here. 264 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:03,600 Correct ! 100 points to the horrible person sitting over there. 265 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,760 - I'm proud of you, Al. Cheers. - Cheers. 266 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:13,560 Listen, I'm sorry for what I said before. You know, the b-word. 267 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:19,040 That was really not cool of me. Anyway, friends again ? 268 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,120 We were never really friends, Oracle. 269 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,280 Please ? 270 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,760 - Sure. - Okay, Oracle. 271 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,400 Cheers ! 272 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,760 Whatever happened to the doctor ? 273 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,680 I don't know. 274 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,280 Fresh start. Skip town. Whole new look, whole new life. 275 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,120 Hello, I am Andrew. I am an architect. 276 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,920 Build a house for you ? Why, of course, that is my job. 277 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,040 That's good. 278 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,040 Off to Italy, baby ! 279 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,440 MIRACLE WORKERS DARK AGES 23138

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