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FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE

BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE

DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY

PROTECTING THE POWERLES AND THE WEAK

DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY

IN THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY

HMM. LOOKS LIKE IT'S 10 TO ONE.

TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.

NICE SHOOTING, FELLAS, BUT NEXT TIME,

BRING SOME FRIENDS.

LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU, EVILDOERS!

HMM.

HI. SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,

BUT WE HAVE A BIG TEST COMING UP,

AND WE NEED A LITTLE HELP STUDYING.

WOULD YOU MIND GETTING FREE MASSAGES FROM 40 GIRLS

FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS?

I DON'T KNOW.

WE'D BE FOREVER GRATEFUL.

PLEASE!

WELL, I GUESS I COULD HELP YOU LOVELY LADIES,

PROVIDED YOU AGREE TO PAY ME FOR MY TIME.

AH, YES, CADET, THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

N-NONE OF THAT EVER HAPPENED.

OH, YES, IT DID.

IT'S RIGHT HERE IN MY DIARY.

YES, I'VE HAD QUITE A COLORFUL CAREER, BUT THAT'S ALL OVER NOW,

THANKS TO THIS HORRIFYING TRUCE WITH MARS.

RIGHT, CADET?

SOME OF THESE ARE PR-PR-PRETTY GOOD,

FOR BEING COMPLETE FABRICA-FABRICA-UH,

COMPLETELY MADE UP.

YOU SHOULD SEE MY HOME MOVIES.

BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

PEACE IS BORING!

EH, WH-WH-WHAT YOU NEED IS A HOBBY, CAPTAIN.

I'M AN AVID SPELUNKER.

THANK YOU. EH. MAYBE I CAN PICK A FIGHT

WITH THAT MARTIAN RUNT.

WITH A LITTLE LUCK, IT COULD ESCALATE INTO

INTERPLANETARY WAR.

THAT WAS A WONDERFUL MEAL, COMMANDER.

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO?

WELL, I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU, MY SWEET.

THESE PAST FEW MONTHS HAVE BEEN THE HAPPIEST OF MY LIFE.

I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART.

AND YOU WITH MINE.

YOUR MAJESTY, I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK YOU.

ASK! OH, ASK!

WILL YOU... WILL YOU BE MY...

HEY!

I'M NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING, AM I?

WIFE?

WHY NOT?

WHAT'S THIS?

YOU'RE MARRYING HIM?

CAN YOU GIVE ME A REASON NOT TO?

I CAN GIVE YOU THOUSANDS OF REASONS, BUT IT'S YOUR LIFE.

BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GETTING ANY YOUNGER.

HO HO HO!

ALWAYS THE KIDDER.

ANYWAY, BECAUSE YOU HELPED TO BRING US TOGETHER

BY CREATING PROBLEMS THAT WE COULD DEAL WITH AS A COUPLE,

I WAS WONDERING, WOULD YOU BE MY BEST MAN?

NAH. I HATE WEDDINGS.

-MMM...

-UM...A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.

-MEANWHILE, IN A MYSTERIOUS SWAMP ON EARTH,

A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND IS UP TO NO GOOD.

SUMMONED TOGETHER BY A MYSTERIOUS HOST,

SOME 13 OF THE MOST SINISTER VILLAINS IN THE UNIVERSE.

- SO, WHO BE THE SCURVY DOG

THAT SUMMONED US TO THIS VILLAINOUS CONVOCATION?

BE IT YOU?

- HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME.

I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE LAST THING I REMBER

BEFORE COMING HERE

WAS BEING TURNED TO DUST.

CURSE YOU, DUCK DODGERS!

- DUCK DODGERS?

- DUCK DODGERS?

- DUCK DODGERS?

- WHO IS THIS DUCK DODGERS?

- HE'S THE MANGIEST, MOST LOWDOWNIEST

SPACE HERO IN THE GALAXY.

- AYE! DODGERS INFILTRATED ME CREW

AND SCUTTLED ME SHIP.

- HE REFUSED MY STALKING AND BROKE MY HEART.

- DODGERS OWES ME $5.00.

- OH, FATHER!

- THIS DODGERS FELLOW SOUNDS A LOT LIKE MY ARCHENEMY...SEAMAN.

- ANYBODY EVERY HEAR OF SEAMAN?

- AYE, NO.

- OR THE BLACK EELL, FOR THAT MATTER?

- WHAT? OF COURSE YOU'VE HEARD OF ME.

I'M BLACK EELL, MASTER OF ALL THINGS AQUATIC...

OR I WOULD BE IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT INFERNAL SEAMAN!

- ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT BUILDING?

- NEVER HEARD OF THE VARMINT. DOESN'T RING A BELL.

- YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

FROM THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE GALAXY

THAT WE MAY JOIN TOGETHER TO DESTROY OUR COMMON ENEMY.

YOU HAVE ALL SUFFERED AT HIS HANDS.

- YOU BLASTED FOOLS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

- YEOW!

- AAH!

- AAH!

- CURSE YOU, SEAMAN!

- BUT ROBOTO HAS SUFFERED THE MOST.

FRIEND, YOU STAY, I GO.

- I LOVE YOU.

- DODGERS FRIEND.

THAT IS WHY I HAVE INVITED YOU

TO JOIN THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM.

- LEGION OF DUCK DOOM?

- AYE. I REALLY WASN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING,

BUT IT DOES SEEM A TAD DERIVATIVE.

- OH, OH, OH!

MAYBE WE COULD VOTE ON A NAME.

- ORDER! ORDER!

ROBOTO IS PAYING THE RENT ON SECRET LAIR.

ROBOTO LIKES LEGION OF DUCK DOOM.

NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS...LUNCH. ROBOTO SUGGESTS PIZZA.

- I WANT HAMBURGER!

- TOFU.

- HOW'S ABOUT SALT PORK AND RANCID BISCUITS?

- I'M G-GLAD YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND, CAPTAIN.

THIS WILL A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE.

- YEAH, YEAH, EDUCATIONAL. GUESS WHO I AM.

DODGERS, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED,

AND I NEED YOU TO FIX EVERYTHING

WHILE I SIT ON MY BIG FAT DUFF IN MY PLUSH OFFICE.

- OH, EH, C-CAPTAIN...

- CADET, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO INTERRUPT ME

WHILE I'M PONTIFICATING ON POINTLESS MINUTIAE.

- POINTLESS MINUTIAE?

BIG FAT DUFF?

- CADET.

- HA HA HA! D-DID I FORGET

TO MENTION THAT DR. I.Q. HI

WOULD BE D-D..., UH, JOING US TODAY?

- MOTHER WARNED ME NOT TO MAJOR IN POINTLESS MINUTIAE.

- ROBOTO'S SPYCAM IS WORKING PERFECTLY.

THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM IS GOING SPELUNKING.

- LATER, AT CARLSBAD CAVERNS...

- I'LL BE LEADING OUR EXPLORATION OF THE HISTORIC

C-CARLSBAD CAVERNS,

GIVING YOU INTERESTING GEOLOGICAL FACTS

AND READING EXCERPTS FROM M-MY NEW BOOK...

"THE STALACTITE WHO WANTED TO BE A STALAGMITE."

- SOUNDS STUPID, HUH?

- SHH! IT'S AN ALBERRY AWARD-WINNER.

- THEY'LL GIVE ANYTHING AN AWARD THESE DAYS.

- IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, BOY-O,

I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE PIG'S TALE.

- ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY ST-ST-STAY CLOSE.

- ROBOTO'S PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY.

HA HA HA HA.

- SURPRISINGLY, EVERYTHING YOU SEE HERE

IS THE WORK OF A SINGLE ARCHITECT...

W-WATER, THE GREATEST ARCHITECT ON EARTH.

AND M-MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE NATURAL SPLENDOR OF

CALCITE-BASED SUBTERRANEAN GEOLOGY

CAN BE FOUND IN M-MY NEW BOOK,

NOW AVAILABLE AT YOUR L-LOCAL BOOKSTORE.

- I'M SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF COPIES STILL AVAILABLE.

- CHAPTER ONE...A TALE OF 2 ROCK FORMATIONS.

"IT WAS THE BEST OF EONS.

IT WAS TH-TH-THE WORST OF EONS."

- EXCUSE ROBOTO, BUT IT IS TIME.

- OH! BUT THIS YARN'S JUST SET SAIL.

- ROBOTO DID NOT SUMMON YOU

FROM THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE GALAXY

FOR STORYTIME.

LET'S GO!

- W-WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS.

PASS IT DOWN.

- WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS. PASS IT DOWN.

- RIGHT-O.

WATCH OUT FOR... FALLING...ROCKS?

- ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. THIS IS IT.

AT LAST...OUR MOMENT OF VENGEANCE HAS COME.

CANASTA, SILVER, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

- EVERYBODY SHOULD T-TIE UP TO THE SAFETY ROPE.

- THE CADET WANTS US ALL TO TIE OURSELVES TOGETHER.

- SAFETY FIRST.

- UHHH!

AHOY, ME BUCKO!

THE ROPE, SHE WAS SLIPPERY AS TREE BARK.

SORRY.

- THERE.

WHAT THE...

HEY, I.Q., WHAT THE...HUH?

STUPID SAFETY ROPE GOT SNAGGED ON A ROCK ALREADY.

THEY SHOULD CALL IT AN UNSAFETY ROPE.

I MEAN, WHAT'S SO SAFE ABOUT ROPE, ANYWAY?

RIGHT, I.Q.?

HELP...

- HE PROBABLY CUT HIMSELF LOOSE HOURS AGO.

- DON'T CUT THE ROPE.

- OH, CADET! WHERE ARE YOU?

WHAT'S THE MATTER? BABY CAN'T REACH?

I ONCE HAD A LITTLE BOY JUST LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW.

- REALLY?

- OH, YEAH. HE WAS...

WELL, COME TO THINK OF IT, HE WAS ACTUALLY

A PLASTIC DINOSAUR.

BUT YOU SORT OF LOOK LIKE HIM,

WITH THAT SWANLIKE NECK OF YOURS.

- DOES ANYONE HAVE A PLAN THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE

DROPPING HEAVY OBJECTS?

- I DO.

BEHOLD MY INSTANT STAWACTITE/STAWAGMITE MAKER.

- HOW DOES IT WORK?

- I SIMPLY PWESS THIS BUTTON

TO ACTIVATE THE MECHANISM.

- OK, EVERYBODY JUST... DO SOMETHING.

- WATER. I'M GOING TO NEED SOME WATER.

- ALL OF YOUR SCHEMES DON'T HAVE TO BE WATER-BASED.

- THINK OUTSIDE OF THE TANK.

RIGHT!

- AND THAT BRINGS US TO TH-TH-THE LARGEST OF

THE CAVERNS,

THE GRAND HALL.

THE WEIGHT OF THE ENTIRE CEILING RESTS ON THESE 3 PILLARS,

KNOWN AS THE ANDREWS SISTERS.

- HELLO! CADET, WHERE ARE YOU?

CADET! OHH.

WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIS BORING LECTURE.

SOMETHING'S NOT...I DON'T KNOW.

A WORTHLESS OLD RUSTY WASHER.

NOW, THAT'S AN INTERESTING FORMATION.

- I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE!

WATCH OUT, DODGERS!

- I'M FEELING A BIT LISTLESS LATELY.

WHAT I NEED IS EXERCISE.

WHAT?!

THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.

- ONE.

MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE SEAMAN A CALL.

HEH HEH HEH!

- YOU WON'T ESCAPE THIS TIME, DODGERS.

- OH, BOY, THIS IS BAD.

- AND THAT, MY FELLOW SP-SP-SPELUNKERS,

CONCLUDES OUR TOUR.

- YEAH. THAT WHOLE ROPE IDEA

WAS KIND OF A BUST, HUH?

- CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!

- SHE HOLDING UP THE WHOLE CEILING?

- D-DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF OUR PARTY?

- NOPE, BUT I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THEM.

THEY HAVE EACH OTHER.

- AHH...

- TO EAT, I MEAN.

- URGH!

- YOU'RE DOING REAL GOOD.

- GOOD? SHE'S TOTALLY AWESOME!

- YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

ON A SP-SP-SPELUNKING EXPEDITION.

OR THAT.

- OR THAT!

- I'M BORED. HEY, CADET, YOU WANT

TO GO BOWLING?

- OH...NO.

- MAYBE I.Q. WOULD LIKE TO GO.

- NOBODY'S HEARD FROM HIM SINCE OUR SPELUNKING TRIP.

- A LITTLE HELP HERE. ANYBODY?

- WH-WH-WHY DON'T YOU TAKE UP THE COMMANDER'S OFFER

TO BE HIS B-BEST MAN?

TH-TH-THEY'LL HAVE CAKE AT THE WEDDING.

- CAKE? WHY DIDN'T

SOMEBODY SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

MARTIAN, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER FOR THAT BEST MAN THING,

PROVIDED THERE'S CAKE AND ALL.

- OH, GOODY.

- JUST LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU NEED DONE,

AND I'LL MAKE SURE THE CADET DOES IT.

OH, MAKE SURE THE WEDDING CAKE IS

CHOCOLATE WITH RASPBERRY FILLING!

DODGERS OUT.

I THINK I HANDLED THAT CAKE THING PRETTY WELL.

- GOOD NEWS! DODGERS IS THE BEST MAN.

- INTERESTING...THAT'S WHAT I USED TO THINK.

- I'LL BET HE'S PLANNING MY BACHELOR PARTY RIGHT NOW.

- LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME

FOR THE BACHELOR PARTY, CADET.

- WH-WH-WHAT ABOUT THE MARTIAN COMMANDER?

- HE'S NOT A BACHELOR. HE'S GETTING MARRIED!

NOW, YOU BLOW UP THE BALLOONS

WHILE I MAKE THE FINGER SANDWICHES.

- WE OUGHT TO HIJACK SOME SHIPS

AND ATTACK DODGERS WITH EVERYTHING WE GOT!

- WE SHOULD LURE DODGERS INTO A BLACK HOLE!

- ARR! ALL'S I NEED IS A PLANK.

AND A SHIP.

OH, AND AN OCEAN.

AYE, AND A PIRATE CREW.

- ROBOTO HAS A BETTER IDEA. HA HA HA HA.

- UH...WHAT IN TARNATION ARE WE LAUGHING ABOUT?

- THIS.

ROBOTO ALWAYS HAS A METEOR FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS.

THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM WILL USE THIS REMOTE CONTROL

TO SEND METEOR TO MARS AND CRUSH DUCK DODGERS!

THEN LEGION WILL HELP THEMSELVES TO CAKE.

YES!

- LATER THAT NIGHT, IN THE QUEEN'S BEDCHAMBER...

- DODGERS FRIEND.

- I LOVE ME, TOO.

- OK, EVERYBODY, ROBOTO NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION.

ROBOTO MAY HAVE BEEN A TAD HASTY

WHEN HE FORMED THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM.

ROBOTO WAS ANGRY WITH DODGERS.

IN FACT, ROBOTO WAS SO BLINDED BY ANGER,

ALL ROBOTO COULD THINK ABOUT WAS REVENGE,

BUT ROBOTO NOW REALIZES THAT DODGERS IS ROBOTO'S FRIEND.

SO, ANYWAY, ROBOTO THINKS LEGION OF DUCK DOOM

SHOULD CALL OFF METEOR

AND HAVE BREAKFAST ON ROBOTO, OK?

- WE'RE STICKING WITH THE PLAN.

THIS TIME, DODGERS DOESN'T GET AWAY.

GET HIM!

- ROBOTO MUST SAVE DODGERS.

- AYE! WHERE'S THAT SCURVY-HORNED SWAGGARD

THINK HE'S GOING?

- HE'S OFF TO SAVE DODGERS!

- HEY, LOOK. HE LEFT HIS BASE BEHIND.

- CHECK HIS POCKETS FOR MONEY!

HE DID OFFER TO PAY FOR BREAKFAST!

- YEAH...BACON AND EGGS.

- PANCAKES.

- HOW ABOUT WAFFLES?

- MEANWHILE, AT THE MARTIAN WEDDING...

- AREN'T YOU GLAD WE RESOLVED

OUR AQUATIC DIFFERENCES, BLACK EELL?

- YES, I SUPPOSE I AM, SEAMAN.

- STICKING WITH THAT HAT, HUH?

BY THE WAY, YOU'RE OUT OF WEDDING CAKE.

- ISN'T SHE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

- WHO?

- DEARLY BELOVED,

WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO JOIN THIS MARS MAN...

- I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK. - REALLY?

- THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING WRONG WITH THOSE

182 PIECES OF CAKE.

- HE JUST NEEDS IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION.

PLEASE CONTINUE.

- DO YOU, QUEEN OF MARS, TAKE THIS, UH, MARTIAN

TO BE YOUR LAWFUL HUSBAND?

- WHAT? - ROBOTO IS HERE

TO SAVE DODGERS.

DODGERS IS IN GRAVE DANGER.

- YEAH, YEAH. WHAT'S WITH THE CART?

- IT'S A DESIGN FLAW.

EVERY TIME ROBOTO FLIES AWAY,

ROBOTO HAS TO LEAVE BASE BEHIND.

BUT THAT NOT MATTER NOW.

WHAT MATTERS IS DODGERS' SAFETY.

DODGERS IS ROBOTO'S FRIEND.

- DO I KNOW YOU?

- SEE HERE!

- ROBOTO IS SORRY, BUT ROBOTO IS

IN QUITE A RUSH TO SAVE DODGERS.

- FROM WHOM?

HUH?

- FROM US!

- SORRY. STILL NOT RINGING ANY BELLS.

- WE'RE TAKING THE DUCK AND TAKING OUT

ANYBODY WHO GETS IN OUR WAY.

- DODGERS NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

- YEAH! I JUST FOUND SOME MORE CAKE HERE.

- IF YOU WANT DODGERS, YOU MUST GO THROUGH

ROBOTO FIRST.

- AND TH-TH-THE CADET.

- TO INSPIRE SUCH LOYALTY, DODGERS TRULY IS THE BEST MAN!

- WE'RE AT THE SAME WEDDING, RIGHT?

FINE. I GUESS THE GROOM WILL ASSIST THE BEST MAN.

- THANKS, BUDDY.

- WHOA-OH-OH-OH!

- THAT'LL WARN YOU.

ROBOTO NOT WARN YOU AGAIN.

- HEY, SAVE YOUR BREATH, YOU SCURVY MACHINE!

YOU'RE NOT MATCH FOR THIS DOOHICKEY.

SHE MAKES WHIRLPOOLS AT 3 DIFFERENT SPEEDS.

- HEY, GO EASY ON THE WEDDING PRESENTS.

I'M TAKING THOSE.

- SO, YOU WANT SOME WEDDING PRESENTS, DO YOU?

- WELL, I AM THE BEST MAN.

I THINK I'M ENTITLED TO THE PRESENTS.

- HOW ABOUT SOME RAZOR-SHARP SILVERWARE?

- MOTHER.

HEY, LAMB KABOB. PRETTY FANCY.

HEY, METAL TRAY COVERS. PRETTY FANCY.

- PLEASE MISS ME. PLEASE MISS ME.

HEY, THEY MISSED ME!

THAT MISSED ME, TOO.

- MY TURN!

- WHEN'S MY TURN?

- OHH...THAT LAMB'S NOT SITTING SO WELL.

- WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MY HAT?

- UH...HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE?

ALL I SEE ARE CLOUDS.

- AVAST, YE TIN MENACE!

LET'S SEE YOU GIVE THE SLIP TO A MICROWAVE OVEN!

- MICROWAVE?

- WHY IS THAT CLOUD ON FIRE

AND MOVING TOWARDS US REALLY QUICKLY?

- THAT'S NOT A CLOUD. THAT'S A METEOR!

- BLIMEY! METEOR, DEAD AHEAD!

- SH-SH-SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

- ROBOTO CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING...AGAIN.

ROBOTO SAVE DODGERS...AGAIN.

- HAVE WE MET? WAIT.

DID YOU USED TO HAVE LONG HAIR AND DRIVE A BLACK CAMARO?

DID YOU USED TO DRIVE A BLACK CAMARO?

- DODGERS FRIEND.

- SERIOUSLY, WHO WAS THAT GUY?

- NOW, IF YOU INTERLOPERS DON'T MIND,

WE HAVE A WEDDING TO FINISH.

- NO, WE DON'T.

I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T MARRY YOU, COMMANDER.

I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR DODGERS.

I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY, EXACTLY.

HE JUST HAS THIS QUALITY, THIS POWER, THIS PRESENCE

THAT I FIND IRRESISTIBLE.

ALL I KNOW FOR CERTAIN IS THAT MY FEELINGS FOR DODGERS ARE REAL

AND THAT, DEEP DOWN, HE HAS THE SAME FEELINGS FOR ME.

- WHOA! BACK OFF, SISTER.

NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT DUCK DODGERS IS

STRICTLY BACHELOR MATERIAL.

WHY DO YOU THINK I THREW MYSELF THAT BACHELOR PARTY LAST NIGHT?

- THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BACHELOR PARTY!

- HA HA HA! OH, BOY.

YOU PEOPLE REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND BACHELOR PARTIES,

DO YOU?

DON'T WORRY, QUEEN.

SOMEDAY, YOU'LL FIND A FELLOW

WHO'S ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME...

IF YOU'RE NOT TOO OLD BY THEN.

- YOU WON'T LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO REGRET THOSE WORDS.

THE TRUCE BETWEEN MARS AND EARTH IS OFFICIALLY OVER!

CENTURIONS, SEIZE THE EARTHLING INTRUDERS!

- CADET, GRAB ALL THE FOOD AND GIFTS YOU CAN CARRY,

AND MEET ME AT THE SHIP.

- OH, GOOD THINKING, CAPTAIN.

I CAN B-B...RUN LIKE THE WIND IN THIS CHAIR.

- I DESPISE YOU, BLACK EELL.

- I DESPISE YOU MORE, SEAMAN!

- I'M JUST GLAD THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL.