1 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:11,474 FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE 2 00:00:14,982 --> 00:00:19,982 BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE 3 00:00:22,657 --> 00:00:27,657 DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY 4 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:37,500 PROTECTING THE POWERLES AND THE WEAK 5 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:44,407 DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY 6 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:53,049 IN THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY 7 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:19,406 HMM. LOOKS LIKE IT'S 10 TO ONE. 8 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:22,514 TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT. 9 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,557 NICE SHOOTING, FELLAS, BUT NEXT TIME, 10 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:34,475 BRING SOME FRIENDS. 11 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:58,322 LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU, EVILDOERS! 12 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:01,455 HMM. 13 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:02,819 HI. SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, 14 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,633 BUT WE HAVE A BIG TEST COMING UP, 15 00:02:04,659 --> 00:02:06,129 AND WE NEED A LITTLE HELP STUDYING. 16 00:02:06,161 --> 00:02:08,461 WOULD YOU MIND GETTING FREE MASSAGES FROM 40 GIRLS 17 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:10,126 FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS? 18 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:11,504 I DON'T KNOW. 19 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:14,099 WE'D BE FOREVER GRATEFUL. 20 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,498 PLEASE! 21 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:18,313 WELL, I GUESS I COULD HELP YOU LOVELY LADIES, 22 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:23,339 PROVIDED YOU AGREE TO PAY ME FOR MY TIME. 23 00:02:23,678 --> 00:02:27,848 AH, YES, CADET, THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS. 24 00:02:27,916 --> 00:02:30,176 WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 25 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,091 N-NONE OF THAT EVER HAPPENED. 26 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:32,122 OH, YES, IT DID. 27 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:33,856 IT'S RIGHT HERE IN MY DIARY. 28 00:02:33,955 --> 00:02:38,585 YES, I'VE HAD QUITE A COLORFUL CAREER, BUT THAT'S ALL OVER NOW, 29 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:41,830 THANKS TO THIS HORRIFYING TRUCE WITH MARS. 30 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,962 RIGHT, CADET? 31 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:46,031 SOME OF THESE ARE PR-PR-PRETTY GOOD, 32 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:48,303 FOR BEING COMPLETE FABRICA-FABRICA-UH, 33 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:49,469 COMPLETELY MADE UP. 34 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,537 YOU SHOULD SEE MY HOME MOVIES. 35 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,866 BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 36 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,111 PEACE IS BORING! 37 00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:57,546 EH, WH-WH-WHAT YOU NEED IS A HOBBY, CAPTAIN. 38 00:02:57,612 --> 00:02:59,052 I'M AN AVID SPELUNKER. 39 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:01,546 THANK YOU. EH. MAYBE I CAN PICK A FIGHT 40 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:02,876 WITH THAT MARTIAN RUNT. 41 00:03:02,984 --> 00:03:04,894 WITH A LITTLE LUCK, IT COULD ESCALATE INTO 42 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,615 INTERPLANETARY WAR. 43 00:03:07,689 --> 00:03:09,059 THAT WAS A WONDERFUL MEAL, COMMANDER. 44 00:03:09,123 --> 00:03:11,063 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO? 45 00:03:11,126 --> 00:03:14,056 WELL, I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU, MY SWEET. 46 00:03:14,162 --> 00:03:17,402 THESE PAST FEW MONTHS HAVE BEEN THE HAPPIEST OF MY LIFE. 47 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,898 I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. 48 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,170 AND YOU WITH MINE. 49 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:24,965 YOUR MAJESTY, I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK YOU. 50 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,809 ASK! OH, ASK! 51 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:29,035 WILL YOU... WILL YOU BE MY... 52 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:30,306 HEY! 53 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,408 I'M NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING, AM I? 54 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:33,652 WIFE? 55 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:34,524 WHY NOT? 56 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,252 WHAT'S THIS? 57 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,650 YOU'RE MARRYING HIM? 58 00:03:37,719 --> 00:03:39,249 CAN YOU GIVE ME A REASON NOT TO? 59 00:03:39,321 --> 00:03:43,091 I CAN GIVE YOU THOUSANDS OF REASONS, BUT IT'S YOUR LIFE. 60 00:03:43,191 --> 00:03:48,191 BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GETTING ANY YOUNGER. 61 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:49,599 HO HO HO! 62 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:51,067 ALWAYS THE KIDDER. 63 00:03:51,099 --> 00:03:52,999 ANYWAY, BECAUSE YOU HELPED TO BRING US TOGETHER 64 00:03:53,068 --> 00:03:55,938 BY CREATING PROBLEMS THAT WE COULD DEAL WITH AS A COUPLE, 65 00:03:56,004 --> 00:03:59,374 I WAS WONDERING, WOULD YOU BE MY BEST MAN? 66 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,780 NAH. I HATE WEDDINGS. 67 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,106 -MMM... 68 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:08,228 -UM...A LITTLE TO THE LEFT. 69 00:04:09,951 --> 00:04:12,421 -MEANWHILE, IN A MYSTERIOUS SWAMP ON EARTH, 70 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:17,453 A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND IS UP TO NO GOOD. 71 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:20,625 SUMMONED TOGETHER BY A MYSTERIOUS HOST, 72 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:25,728 SOME 13 OF THE MOST SINISTER VILLAINS IN THE UNIVERSE. 73 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:28,141 - SO, WHO BE THE SCURVY DOG 74 00:04:28,203 --> 00:04:31,943 THAT SUMMONED US TO THIS VILLAINOUS CONVOCATION? 75 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:32,712 BE IT YOU? 76 00:04:32,774 --> 00:04:34,644 - HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME. 77 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,982 I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 78 00:04:37,045 --> 00:04:39,305 AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE LAST THING I REMBER 79 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:40,723 BEFORE COMING HERE 80 00:04:40,782 --> 00:04:44,532 WAS BEING TURNED TO DUST. 81 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:49,321 CURSE YOU, DUCK DODGERS! 82 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,420 - DUCK DODGERS? 83 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:51,461 - DUCK DODGERS? 84 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:52,492 - DUCK DODGERS? 85 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,300 - WHO IS THIS DUCK DODGERS? 86 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:56,658 - HE'S THE MANGIEST, MOST LOWDOWNIEST 87 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,604 SPACE HERO IN THE GALAXY. 88 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:00,766 - AYE! DODGERS INFILTRATED ME CREW 89 00:05:00,835 --> 00:05:02,165 AND SCUTTLED ME SHIP. 90 00:05:02,237 --> 00:05:05,567 - HE REFUSED MY STALKING AND BROKE MY HEART. 91 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,510 - DODGERS OWES ME $5.00. 92 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,108 - OH, FATHER! 93 00:05:09,177 --> 00:05:13,607 - THIS DODGERS FELLOW SOUNDS A LOT LIKE MY ARCHENEMY...SEAMAN. 94 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,921 - ANYBODY EVERY HEAR OF SEAMAN? 95 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,523 - AYE, NO. 96 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,018 - OR THE BLACK EELL, FOR THAT MATTER? 97 00:05:19,087 --> 00:05:21,087 - WHAT? OF COURSE YOU'VE HEARD OF ME. 98 00:05:21,156 --> 00:05:24,026 I'M BLACK EELL, MASTER OF ALL THINGS AQUATIC... 99 00:05:24,092 --> 00:05:26,692 OR I WOULD BE IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT INFERNAL SEAMAN! 100 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:28,364 - ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT BUILDING? 101 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:32,332 - NEVER HEARD OF THE VARMINT. DOESN'T RING A BELL. 102 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:33,626 - YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED 103 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,201 FROM THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE GALAXY 104 00:05:35,303 --> 00:05:40,043 THAT WE MAY JOIN TOGETHER TO DESTROY OUR COMMON ENEMY. 105 00:05:40,141 --> 00:05:43,781 YOU HAVE ALL SUFFERED AT HIS HANDS. 106 00:05:43,845 --> 00:05:48,845 - YOU BLASTED FOOLS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 107 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:52,893 - YEOW! 108 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,886 - AAH! 109 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:58,458 - AAH! 110 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,056 - CURSE YOU, SEAMAN! 111 00:06:00,161 --> 00:06:03,661 - BUT ROBOTO HAS SUFFERED THE MOST. 112 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:08,501 FRIEND, YOU STAY, I GO. 113 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,519 - I LOVE YOU. 114 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:21,129 - DODGERS FRIEND. 115 00:06:26,888 --> 00:06:28,658 THAT IS WHY I HAVE INVITED YOU 116 00:06:28,723 --> 00:06:33,523 TO JOIN THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM. 117 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,761 - LEGION OF DUCK DOOM? 118 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:38,103 - AYE. I REALLY WASN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING, 119 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:41,366 BUT IT DOES SEEM A TAD DERIVATIVE. 120 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:42,535 - OH, OH, OH! 121 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,373 MAYBE WE COULD VOTE ON A NAME. 122 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:45,908 - ORDER! ORDER! 123 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:48,710 ROBOTO IS PAYING THE RENT ON SECRET LAIR. 124 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:52,046 ROBOTO LIKES LEGION OF DUCK DOOM. 125 00:06:52,113 --> 00:06:56,123 NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS...LUNCH. ROBOTO SUGGESTS PIZZA. 126 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,353 - I WANT HAMBURGER! 127 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:58,748 - TOFU. 128 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:03,786 - HOW'S ABOUT SALT PORK AND RANCID BISCUITS? 129 00:07:03,925 --> 00:07:05,925 - I'M G-GLAD YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND, CAPTAIN. 130 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,760 THIS WILL A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE. 131 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:11,266 - YEAH, YEAH, EDUCATIONAL. GUESS WHO I AM. 132 00:07:11,299 --> 00:07:14,099 DODGERS, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED, 133 00:07:14,135 --> 00:07:16,235 AND I NEED YOU TO FIX EVERYTHING 134 00:07:16,304 --> 00:07:20,144 WHILE I SIT ON MY BIG FAT DUFF IN MY PLUSH OFFICE. 135 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:21,307 - OH, EH, C-CAPTAIN... 136 00:07:21,410 --> 00:07:23,380 - CADET, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO INTERRUPT ME 137 00:07:23,445 --> 00:07:27,575 WHILE I'M PONTIFICATING ON POINTLESS MINUTIAE. 138 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,648 - POINTLESS MINUTIAE? 139 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,417 BIG FAT DUFF? 140 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:32,545 - CADET. 141 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,820 - HA HA HA! D-DID I FORGET 142 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:35,918 TO MENTION THAT DR. I.Q. HI 143 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:37,430 WOULD BE D-D..., UH, JOING US TODAY? 144 00:07:37,492 --> 00:07:40,832 - MOTHER WARNED ME NOT TO MAJOR IN POINTLESS MINUTIAE. 145 00:07:40,929 --> 00:07:42,999 - ROBOTO'S SPYCAM IS WORKING PERFECTLY. 146 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:47,004 THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM IS GOING SPELUNKING. 147 00:07:47,102 --> 00:07:49,902 - LATER, AT CARLSBAD CAVERNS... 148 00:07:49,971 --> 00:07:52,171 - I'LL BE LEADING OUR EXPLORATION OF THE HISTORIC 149 00:07:52,273 --> 00:07:54,013 C-CARLSBAD CAVERNS, 150 00:07:54,109 --> 00:07:56,109 GIVING YOU INTERESTING GEOLOGICAL FACTS 151 00:07:56,177 --> 00:07:59,247 AND READING EXCERPTS FROM M-MY NEW BOOK... 152 00:07:59,314 --> 00:08:02,924 "THE STALACTITE WHO WANTED TO BE A STALAGMITE." 153 00:08:02,984 --> 00:08:04,194 - SOUNDS STUPID, HUH? 154 00:08:04,252 --> 00:08:07,192 - SHH! IT'S AN ALBERRY AWARD-WINNER. 155 00:08:07,289 --> 00:08:09,689 - THEY'LL GIVE ANYTHING AN AWARD THESE DAYS. 156 00:08:09,791 --> 00:08:11,091 - IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, BOY-O, 157 00:08:11,159 --> 00:08:14,199 I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE PIG'S TALE. 158 00:08:14,296 --> 00:08:19,296 - ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY ST-ST-STAY CLOSE. 159 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:25,669 - ROBOTO'S PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY. 160 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:27,506 HA HA HA HA. 161 00:08:30,979 --> 00:08:32,809 - SURPRISINGLY, EVERYTHING YOU SEE HERE 162 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,850 IS THE WORK OF A SINGLE ARCHITECT... 163 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:39,393 W-WATER, THE GREATEST ARCHITECT ON EARTH. 164 00:08:39,488 --> 00:08:41,718 AND M-MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE NATURAL SPLENDOR OF 165 00:08:41,823 --> 00:08:44,563 CALCITE-BASED SUBTERRANEAN GEOLOGY 166 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,485 CAN BE FOUND IN M-MY NEW BOOK, 167 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,900 NOW AVAILABLE AT YOUR L-LOCAL BOOKSTORE. 168 00:08:48,997 --> 00:08:51,897 - I'M SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF COPIES STILL AVAILABLE. 169 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:55,336 - CHAPTER ONE...A TALE OF 2 ROCK FORMATIONS. 170 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:56,702 "IT WAS THE BEST OF EONS. 171 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,707 IT WAS TH-TH-THE WORST OF EONS." 172 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,909 - EXCUSE ROBOTO, BUT IT IS TIME. 173 00:09:01,009 --> 00:09:03,709 - OH! BUT THIS YARN'S JUST SET SAIL. 174 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,184 - ROBOTO DID NOT SUMMON YOU 175 00:09:05,246 --> 00:09:07,206 FROM THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE GALAXY 176 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,247 FOR STORYTIME. 177 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:12,916 LET'S GO! 178 00:09:13,021 --> 00:09:14,491 - W-WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS. 179 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:15,885 PASS IT DOWN. 180 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,193 - WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS. PASS IT DOWN. 181 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,058 - RIGHT-O. 182 00:09:19,093 --> 00:09:22,763 WATCH OUT FOR... FALLING...ROCKS? 183 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,900 - ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. THIS IS IT. 184 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,942 AT LAST...OUR MOMENT OF VENGEANCE HAS COME. 185 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:33,002 CANASTA, SILVER, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 186 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:37,411 - EVERYBODY SHOULD T-TIE UP TO THE SAFETY ROPE. 187 00:09:37,445 --> 00:09:41,245 - THE CADET WANTS US ALL TO TIE OURSELVES TOGETHER. 188 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,531 - SAFETY FIRST. 189 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:51,227 - UHHH! 190 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,961 AHOY, ME BUCKO! 191 00:09:53,061 --> 00:09:56,801 THE ROPE, SHE WAS SLIPPERY AS TREE BARK. 192 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,297 SORRY. 193 00:09:58,399 --> 00:10:02,369 - THERE. 194 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,636 WHAT THE... 195 00:10:04,739 --> 00:10:08,639 HEY, I.Q., WHAT THE...HUH? 196 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:11,949 STUPID SAFETY ROPE GOT SNAGGED ON A ROCK ALREADY. 197 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:14,050 THEY SHOULD CALL IT AN UNSAFETY ROPE. 198 00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:16,815 I MEAN, WHAT'S SO SAFE ABOUT ROPE, ANYWAY? 199 00:10:16,918 --> 00:10:18,148 RIGHT, I.Q.? 200 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,418 HELP... 201 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,758 - HE PROBABLY CUT HIMSELF LOOSE HOURS AGO. 202 00:10:21,823 --> 00:10:24,163 - DON'T CUT THE ROPE. 203 00:10:24,225 --> 00:10:28,275 - OH, CADET! WHERE ARE YOU? 204 00:10:36,938 --> 00:10:40,008 WHAT'S THE MATTER? BABY CAN'T REACH? 205 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:42,614 I ONCE HAD A LITTLE BOY JUST LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW. 206 00:10:42,677 --> 00:10:43,637 - REALLY? 207 00:10:43,678 --> 00:10:45,008 - OH, YEAH. HE WAS... 208 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,609 WELL, COME TO THINK OF IT, HE WAS ACTUALLY 209 00:10:46,681 --> 00:10:49,181 A PLASTIC DINOSAUR. 210 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,690 BUT YOU SORT OF LOOK LIKE HIM, 211 00:10:50,785 --> 00:10:54,185 WITH THAT SWANLIKE NECK OF YOURS. 212 00:10:54,255 --> 00:10:55,685 - DOES ANYONE HAVE A PLAN THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE 213 00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:57,790 DROPPING HEAVY OBJECTS? 214 00:10:57,859 --> 00:10:59,189 - I DO. 215 00:10:59,294 --> 00:11:02,034 BEHOLD MY INSTANT STAWACTITE/STAWAGMITE MAKER. 216 00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:03,030 - HOW DOES IT WORK? 217 00:11:03,131 --> 00:11:04,531 - I SIMPLY PWESS THIS BUTTON 218 00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:08,038 TO ACTIVATE THE MECHANISM. 219 00:11:08,136 --> 00:11:13,036 - OK, EVERYBODY JUST... DO SOMETHING. 220 00:11:13,141 --> 00:11:15,611 - WATER. I'M GOING TO NEED SOME WATER. 221 00:11:15,677 --> 00:11:18,707 - ALL OF YOUR SCHEMES DON'T HAVE TO BE WATER-BASED. 222 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,879 - THINK OUTSIDE OF THE TANK. 223 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,321 RIGHT! 224 00:11:22,384 --> 00:11:24,694 - AND THAT BRINGS US TO TH-TH-THE LARGEST OF 225 00:11:24,719 --> 00:11:25,689 THE CAVERNS, 226 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,290 THE GRAND HALL. 227 00:11:27,355 --> 00:11:30,555 THE WEIGHT OF THE ENTIRE CEILING RESTS ON THESE 3 PILLARS, 228 00:11:30,658 --> 00:11:34,958 KNOWN AS THE ANDREWS SISTERS. 229 00:11:35,029 --> 00:11:38,299 - HELLO! CADET, WHERE ARE YOU? 230 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,965 CADET! OHH. 231 00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:44,244 WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIS BORING LECTURE. 232 00:11:44,339 --> 00:11:47,839 SOMETHING'S NOT...I DON'T KNOW. 233 00:11:47,909 --> 00:11:52,259 A WORTHLESS OLD RUSTY WASHER. 234 00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,820 NOW, THAT'S AN INTERESTING FORMATION. 235 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,686 - I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE! 236 00:12:00,755 --> 00:12:02,415 WATCH OUT, DODGERS! 237 00:12:02,524 --> 00:12:04,594 - I'M FEELING A BIT LISTLESS LATELY. 238 00:12:04,692 --> 00:12:07,932 WHAT I NEED IS EXERCISE. 239 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,498 WHAT?! 240 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:10,503 THAT OUGHT TO DO IT. 241 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:11,774 - ONE. 242 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,372 MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE SEAMAN A CALL. 243 00:12:14,435 --> 00:12:18,505 HEH HEH HEH! 244 00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:23,573 - YOU WON'T ESCAPE THIS TIME, DODGERS. 245 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:27,184 - OH, BOY, THIS IS BAD. 246 00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:29,218 - AND THAT, MY FELLOW SP-SP-SPELUNKERS, 247 00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:32,133 CONCLUDES OUR TOUR. 248 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,621 - YEAH. THAT WHOLE ROPE IDEA 249 00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:38,264 WAS KIND OF A BUST, HUH? 250 00:12:38,293 --> 00:12:40,863 - CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER! 251 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,358 - SHE HOLDING UP THE WHOLE CEILING? 252 00:12:43,431 --> 00:12:45,931 - D-DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF OUR PARTY? 253 00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:48,637 - NOPE, BUT I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THEM. 254 00:12:48,736 --> 00:12:50,436 THEY HAVE EACH OTHER. 255 00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:51,441 - AHH... 256 00:12:51,472 --> 00:12:52,812 - TO EAT, I MEAN. 257 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:53,773 - URGH! 258 00:12:53,808 --> 00:12:55,778 - YOU'RE DOING REAL GOOD. 259 00:12:55,810 --> 00:12:59,150 - GOOD? SHE'S TOTALLY AWESOME! 260 00:12:59,247 --> 00:13:00,817 - YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN 261 00:13:00,915 --> 00:13:05,865 ON A SP-SP-SPELUNKING EXPEDITION. 262 00:13:06,487 --> 00:13:09,557 OR THAT. 263 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:13,503 - OR THAT! 264 00:13:13,495 --> 00:13:15,895 - I'M BORED. HEY, CADET, YOU WANT 265 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:16,903 TO GO BOWLING? 266 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,134 - OH...NO. 267 00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:19,673 - MAYBE I.Q. WOULD LIKE TO GO. 268 00:13:19,768 --> 00:13:22,338 - NOBODY'S HEARD FROM HIM SINCE OUR SPELUNKING TRIP. 269 00:13:22,437 --> 00:13:25,637 - A LITTLE HELP HERE. ANYBODY? 270 00:13:25,741 --> 00:13:27,641 - WH-WH-WHY DON'T YOU TAKE UP THE COMMANDER'S OFFER 271 00:13:27,675 --> 00:13:29,475 TO BE HIS B-BEST MAN? 272 00:13:29,578 --> 00:13:31,148 TH-TH-THEY'LL HAVE CAKE AT THE WEDDING. 273 00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:33,149 - CAKE? WHY DIDN'T 274 00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:35,018 SOMEBODY SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! 275 00:13:35,116 --> 00:13:38,346 MARTIAN, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER FOR THAT BEST MAN THING, 276 00:13:38,453 --> 00:13:39,993 PROVIDED THERE'S CAKE AND ALL. 277 00:13:40,088 --> 00:13:41,318 - OH, GOODY. 278 00:13:41,356 --> 00:13:42,586 - JUST LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU NEED DONE, 279 00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:46,627 AND I'LL MAKE SURE THE CADET DOES IT. 280 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,000 OH, MAKE SURE THE WEDDING CAKE IS 281 00:13:48,096 --> 00:13:50,026 CHOCOLATE WITH RASPBERRY FILLING! 282 00:13:50,131 --> 00:13:51,431 DODGERS OUT. 283 00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:53,939 I THINK I HANDLED THAT CAKE THING PRETTY WELL. 284 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:57,341 - GOOD NEWS! DODGERS IS THE BEST MAN. 285 00:13:57,439 --> 00:13:59,669 - INTERESTING...THAT'S WHAT I USED TO THINK. 286 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:03,478 - I'LL BET HE'S PLANNING MY BACHELOR PARTY RIGHT NOW. 287 00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:05,151 - LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME 288 00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:06,479 FOR THE BACHELOR PARTY, CADET. 289 00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:08,124 - WH-WH-WHAT ABOUT THE MARTIAN COMMANDER? 290 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:11,792 - HE'S NOT A BACHELOR. HE'S GETTING MARRIED! 291 00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,352 NOW, YOU BLOW UP THE BALLOONS 292 00:14:13,455 --> 00:14:17,785 WHILE I MAKE THE FINGER SANDWICHES. 293 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,358 - WE OUGHT TO HIJACK SOME SHIPS 294 00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:21,501 AND ATTACK DODGERS WITH EVERYTHING WE GOT! 295 00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:24,699 - WE SHOULD LURE DODGERS INTO A BLACK HOLE! 296 00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:27,969 - ARR! ALL'S I NEED IS A PLANK. 297 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,065 AND A SHIP. 298 00:14:30,171 --> 00:14:32,241 OH, AND AN OCEAN. 299 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:33,740 AYE, AND A PIRATE CREW. 300 00:14:33,841 --> 00:14:38,841 - ROBOTO HAS A BETTER IDEA. HA HA HA HA. 301 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:50,894 - UH...WHAT IN TARNATION ARE WE LAUGHING ABOUT? 302 00:14:50,992 --> 00:14:52,392 - THIS. 303 00:14:52,427 --> 00:14:54,727 ROBOTO ALWAYS HAS A METEOR FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS. 304 00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:57,733 THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM WILL USE THIS REMOTE CONTROL 305 00:14:57,833 --> 00:15:01,603 TO SEND METEOR TO MARS AND CRUSH DUCK DODGERS! 306 00:15:01,703 --> 00:15:04,543 THEN LEGION WILL HELP THEMSELVES TO CAKE. 307 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,741 YES! 308 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:11,775 - LATER THAT NIGHT, IN THE QUEEN'S BEDCHAMBER... 309 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,141 - DODGERS FRIEND. 310 00:15:36,304 --> 00:15:41,214 - I LOVE ME, TOO. 311 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:44,645 - OK, EVERYBODY, ROBOTO NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION. 312 00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:46,605 ROBOTO MAY HAVE BEEN A TAD HASTY 313 00:15:46,648 --> 00:15:49,248 WHEN HE FORMED THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM. 314 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:51,123 ROBOTO WAS ANGRY WITH DODGERS. 315 00:15:51,152 --> 00:15:53,662 IN FACT, ROBOTO WAS SO BLINDED BY ANGER, 316 00:15:53,755 --> 00:15:55,985 ALL ROBOTO COULD THINK ABOUT WAS REVENGE, 317 00:15:56,091 --> 00:16:01,091 BUT ROBOTO NOW REALIZES THAT DODGERS IS ROBOTO'S FRIEND. 318 00:16:01,996 --> 00:16:05,296 SO, ANYWAY, ROBOTO THINKS LEGION OF DUCK DOOM 319 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,003 SHOULD CALL OFF METEOR 320 00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:12,051 AND HAVE BREAKFAST ON ROBOTO, OK? 321 00:16:12,574 --> 00:16:14,084 - WE'RE STICKING WITH THE PLAN. 322 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:19,011 THIS TIME, DODGERS DOESN'T GET AWAY. 323 00:16:19,113 --> 00:16:22,283 GET HIM! 324 00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,816 - ROBOTO MUST SAVE DODGERS. 325 00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:28,163 - AYE! WHERE'S THAT SCURVY-HORNED SWAGGARD 326 00:16:28,189 --> 00:16:29,259 THINK HE'S GOING? 327 00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,133 - HE'S OFF TO SAVE DODGERS! 328 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,928 - HEY, LOOK. HE LEFT HIS BASE BEHIND. 329 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,504 - CHECK HIS POCKETS FOR MONEY! 330 00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:37,797 HE DID OFFER TO PAY FOR BREAKFAST! 331 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,171 - YEAH...BACON AND EGGS. 332 00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:40,167 - PANCAKES. 333 00:16:40,268 --> 00:16:43,168 - HOW ABOUT WAFFLES? 334 00:16:43,204 --> 00:16:48,204 - MEANWHILE, AT THE MARTIAN WEDDING... 335 00:16:49,143 --> 00:16:50,513 - AREN'T YOU GLAD WE RESOLVED 336 00:16:50,612 --> 00:16:52,482 OUR AQUATIC DIFFERENCES, BLACK EELL? 337 00:16:52,514 --> 00:16:56,284 - YES, I SUPPOSE I AM, SEAMAN. 338 00:16:56,351 --> 00:16:59,291 - STICKING WITH THAT HAT, HUH? 339 00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:04,354 BY THE WAY, YOU'RE OUT OF WEDDING CAKE. 340 00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:12,700 - ISN'T SHE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN? 341 00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:15,203 - WHO? 342 00:17:15,236 --> 00:17:16,736 - DEARLY BELOVED, 343 00:17:16,838 --> 00:17:19,508 WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO JOIN THIS MARS MAN... 344 00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:22,011 - I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK. - REALLY? 345 00:17:22,044 --> 00:17:24,854 - THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING WRONG WITH THOSE 346 00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,919 182 PIECES OF CAKE. 347 00:17:27,015 --> 00:17:29,245 - HE JUST NEEDS IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION. 348 00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,720 PLEASE CONTINUE. 349 00:17:30,752 --> 00:17:34,822 - DO YOU, QUEEN OF MARS, TAKE THIS, UH, MARTIAN 350 00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:37,929 TO BE YOUR LAWFUL HUSBAND? 351 00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:39,885 - WHAT? - ROBOTO IS HERE 352 00:17:39,994 --> 00:17:40,904 TO SAVE DODGERS. 353 00:17:40,995 --> 00:17:42,755 DODGERS IS IN GRAVE DANGER. 354 00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:44,534 - YEAH, YEAH. WHAT'S WITH THE CART? 355 00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:45,926 - IT'S A DESIGN FLAW. 356 00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:47,403 EVERY TIME ROBOTO FLIES AWAY, 357 00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:49,395 ROBOTO HAS TO LEAVE BASE BEHIND. 358 00:17:49,437 --> 00:17:50,407 BUT THAT NOT MATTER NOW. 359 00:17:50,438 --> 00:17:52,038 WHAT MATTERS IS DODGERS' SAFETY. 360 00:17:52,073 --> 00:17:54,743 DODGERS IS ROBOTO'S FRIEND. 361 00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:55,742 - DO I KNOW YOU? 362 00:17:55,843 --> 00:17:57,083 - SEE HERE! 363 00:17:57,111 --> 00:17:58,451 - ROBOTO IS SORRY, BUT ROBOTO IS 364 00:17:58,546 --> 00:18:00,706 IN QUITE A RUSH TO SAVE DODGERS. 365 00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,578 - FROM WHOM? 366 00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:05,186 HUH? 367 00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:06,423 - FROM US! 368 00:18:06,521 --> 00:18:08,691 - SORRY. STILL NOT RINGING ANY BELLS. 369 00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:10,887 - WE'RE TAKING THE DUCK AND TAKING OUT 370 00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:12,925 ANYBODY WHO GETS IN OUR WAY. 371 00:18:13,027 --> 00:18:14,757 - DODGERS NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 372 00:18:14,863 --> 00:18:17,403 - YEAH! I JUST FOUND SOME MORE CAKE HERE. 373 00:18:17,432 --> 00:18:19,702 - IF YOU WANT DODGERS, YOU MUST GO THROUGH 374 00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:21,267 ROBOTO FIRST. 375 00:18:21,369 --> 00:18:22,939 - AND TH-TH-THE CADET. 376 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:27,971 - TO INSPIRE SUCH LOYALTY, DODGERS TRULY IS THE BEST MAN! 377 00:18:28,643 --> 00:18:31,813 - WE'RE AT THE SAME WEDDING, RIGHT? 378 00:18:31,913 --> 00:18:35,323 FINE. I GUESS THE GROOM WILL ASSIST THE BEST MAN. 379 00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:37,816 - THANKS, BUDDY. 380 00:18:51,165 --> 00:18:53,495 - WHOA-OH-OH-OH! 381 00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:55,001 - THAT'LL WARN YOU. 382 00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:57,642 ROBOTO NOT WARN YOU AGAIN. 383 00:18:57,739 --> 00:19:00,639 - HEY, SAVE YOUR BREATH, YOU SCURVY MACHINE! 384 00:19:00,742 --> 00:19:03,112 YOU'RE NOT MATCH FOR THIS DOOHICKEY. 385 00:19:03,144 --> 00:19:08,144 SHE MAKES WHIRLPOOLS AT 3 DIFFERENT SPEEDS. 386 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,320 - HEY, GO EASY ON THE WEDDING PRESENTS. 387 00:19:10,351 --> 00:19:11,851 I'M TAKING THOSE. 388 00:19:11,953 --> 00:19:15,323 - SO, YOU WANT SOME WEDDING PRESENTS, DO YOU? 389 00:19:15,423 --> 00:19:16,663 - WELL, I AM THE BEST MAN. 390 00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:18,828 I THINK I'M ENTITLED TO THE PRESENTS. 391 00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:23,860 - HOW ABOUT SOME RAZOR-SHARP SILVERWARE? 392 00:19:24,432 --> 00:19:25,832 - MOTHER. 393 00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:29,543 HEY, LAMB KABOB. PRETTY FANCY. 394 00:19:29,637 --> 00:19:34,637 HEY, METAL TRAY COVERS. PRETTY FANCY. 395 00:19:34,843 --> 00:19:37,953 - PLEASE MISS ME. PLEASE MISS ME. 396 00:19:38,012 --> 00:19:39,982 HEY, THEY MISSED ME! 397 00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:41,284 THAT MISSED ME, TOO. 398 00:19:41,349 --> 00:19:42,179 - MY TURN! 399 00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:44,693 - WHEN'S MY TURN? 400 00:19:44,719 --> 00:19:49,719 - OHH...THAT LAMB'S NOT SITTING SO WELL. 401 00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:54,802 - WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MY HAT? 402 00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:57,473 - UH...HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE? 403 00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,372 ALL I SEE ARE CLOUDS. 404 00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:00,867 - AVAST, YE TIN MENACE! 405 00:20:00,902 --> 00:20:05,312 LET'S SEE YOU GIVE THE SLIP TO A MICROWAVE OVEN! 406 00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:07,013 - MICROWAVE? 407 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,311 - WHY IS THAT CLOUD ON FIRE 408 00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:09,976 AND MOVING TOWARDS US REALLY QUICKLY? 409 00:20:10,045 --> 00:20:13,375 - THAT'S NOT A CLOUD. THAT'S A METEOR! 410 00:20:13,414 --> 00:20:15,724 - BLIMEY! METEOR, DEAD AHEAD! 411 00:20:15,817 --> 00:20:17,217 - SH-SH-SHIVER ME TIMBERS! 412 00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:22,318 - ROBOTO CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING...AGAIN. 413 00:20:25,226 --> 00:20:29,556 ROBOTO SAVE DODGERS...AGAIN. 414 00:20:29,664 --> 00:20:31,204 - HAVE WE MET? WAIT. 415 00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:36,233 DID YOU USED TO HAVE LONG HAIR AND DRIVE A BLACK CAMARO? 416 00:20:44,746 --> 00:20:49,746 DID YOU USED TO DRIVE A BLACK CAMARO? 417 00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:52,634 - DODGERS FRIEND. 418 00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:06,966 - SERIOUSLY, WHO WAS THAT GUY? 419 00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:09,598 - NOW, IF YOU INTERLOPERS DON'T MIND, 420 00:21:09,637 --> 00:21:11,437 WE HAVE A WEDDING TO FINISH. 421 00:21:11,539 --> 00:21:12,939 - NO, WE DON'T. 422 00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:15,441 I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T MARRY YOU, COMMANDER. 423 00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:17,753 I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR DODGERS. 424 00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,309 I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY, EXACTLY. 425 00:21:19,413 --> 00:21:23,123 HE JUST HAS THIS QUALITY, THIS POWER, THIS PRESENCE 426 00:21:23,217 --> 00:21:24,787 THAT I FIND IRRESISTIBLE. 427 00:21:24,819 --> 00:21:27,619 ALL I KNOW FOR CERTAIN IS THAT MY FEELINGS FOR DODGERS ARE REAL 428 00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:32,085 AND THAT, DEEP DOWN, HE HAS THE SAME FEELINGS FOR ME. 429 00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:34,096 - WHOA! BACK OFF, SISTER. 430 00:21:34,129 --> 00:21:35,799 NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT DUCK DODGERS IS 431 00:21:35,897 --> 00:21:37,667 STRICTLY BACHELOR MATERIAL. 432 00:21:37,765 --> 00:21:41,135 WHY DO YOU THINK I THREW MYSELF THAT BACHELOR PARTY LAST NIGHT? 433 00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:44,509 - THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BACHELOR PARTY! 434 00:21:44,605 --> 00:21:46,135 - HA HA HA! OH, BOY. 435 00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:48,981 YOU PEOPLE REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND BACHELOR PARTIES, 436 00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:49,639 DO YOU? 437 00:21:49,744 --> 00:21:50,784 DON'T WORRY, QUEEN. 438 00:21:50,812 --> 00:21:52,152 SOMEDAY, YOU'LL FIND A FELLOW 439 00:21:52,246 --> 00:21:54,146 WHO'S ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME... 440 00:21:54,181 --> 00:21:56,651 IF YOU'RE NOT TOO OLD BY THEN. 441 00:21:56,751 --> 00:21:59,991 - YOU WON'T LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO REGRET THOSE WORDS. 442 00:22:00,088 --> 00:22:03,488 THE TRUCE BETWEEN MARS AND EARTH IS OFFICIALLY OVER! 443 00:22:03,524 --> 00:22:07,164 CENTURIONS, SEIZE THE EARTHLING INTRUDERS! 444 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:10,155 - CADET, GRAB ALL THE FOOD AND GIFTS YOU CAN CARRY, 445 00:22:10,197 --> 00:22:11,597 AND MEET ME AT THE SHIP. 446 00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:12,996 - OH, GOOD THINKING, CAPTAIN. 447 00:22:13,034 --> 00:22:18,034 I CAN B-B...RUN LIKE THE WIND IN THIS CHAIR. 448 00:22:19,607 --> 00:22:21,937 - I DESPISE YOU, BLACK EELL. 449 00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:25,010 - I DESPISE YOU MORE, SEAMAN! 450 00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:28,776 - I'M JUST GLAD THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL.