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It's spectacular.

Championship fever.

If you're gonna love me, love me right.

If you wanna keep me,

hold me tight.

Keep your fingers quiet on my soul.

Hold me close and show me all you know.

What you got?

Spread your loving on me.

Don't just doubt me.

You change your love around me. And I'm trapped.

My brain is getting weak. I'm gonna...

That's not all I'd like to give you.

Garbage mouth.

Hi.

What do you want?

Got something in your eye?

Hi.

Come on. What do you want?

Two burgers, everything, two shakes.

Just bring it on home to Big John, lay it down, and I'll figure it out.

John, can you get me a third-period study hall Tuesday?

Get to old Lady Wilcox on that.

All right, who's next? Who needs what? Me. I need 3,000 birth control pills.

Pink ones.

What are you doing? Opening a clinic?

No, there's a girl in my homeroom that does my math if I give her pills, and

then there's another one in my history class that does that. Okay.

Thank you, John.

Anything else?

One more thing.

Yes, Captain?

I'd like to get all the cheerleaders out of last period.

Every day.

Every day?

We have to get together for a little warm-up.

That's a big order.

It's only six girls.

We could go talk about it. We could discuss the ins and outs.

Well, thanks a lot, Jeannie.

No bull.

I'd never have gotten a chance to eat if it weren't for you.

Do you want another sandwich, Norman?

No.

Call me Norm, okay?

Sorry, I forgot.

Norm, what would you think of my trying out to be a cheerleader? A cheerleader?

They're having tryouts.

They are?

Yeah, Peggy Jo Kowalski had to leave school very suddenly.

Yeah, it would be neat to say my girls are cheerleaders.

It would be good for me in the business world.

Norman, a car wash is not the business world.

Hey, Jean, could you put the music down in here, please? I'm trying to study.

Hey, who's that little hag?

Oh, that's my creepy brother.

Don't mind him.

Gee, Bonnie, do you think I have a chance?

Not while you look like a hag from a ragbag.

Hey, Jeannie, how about Steve?

Yeah.

Really? There's someone else twelve.

Just put them on.

I'm gonna go get some coke.

Yeah, later.

I'm gonna check something out.

I see you've got a hard problem.

What?

I might have an answer for that.

Hey, Mr. Davis.

You've got really cute balls.

Hi there, Debbie.

Like a quick lesson from an old pro?

You see, it's all in the motion.

Gee, this is fun.

You have real potential there, young lady.

Yes, sir, real potential.

New caddy?

Oh, hello, dear.

Hi, Mrs. Davis. Is that for me? Sure.

Trying for a birdie?

Debbie is interested in golf.

Well. Stay out of the rough.

Let's try for a hole in one.

Come on, boys.

Come on, boys.

Come, come, come, come. Come on, boys.

What do you plan to be when you grow up?

Look, look, I got it.

Now, see here, young lady, where do you think you're going?

I'm trying out for cheerleaders.

You're not dressed like that, you're not.

What's wrong with it?

What's wrong with it?

What's wrong with it? I'll tell you what's wrong with it.

You're soaked with coke.

You're not leaving this house undressed like that.

What's the matter?

The old man's got a thing about tits. Yeah, it runs in the family.

I'll never make cheerleaders.

Don't worry. You can take off that stupid harness as soon as we get out of

here.

But I'll never be as good as you.

Cheerleaders get all the boys and everything.

Oh, come on. You have a boyfriend.

You know, that guy from the car wash?

Norman. He's my boyfriend, but I hate him.

Well, as long as you're making it with somebody.

I'm not making it with him.

I'm not making it with anyone.

I never made it with anyone.

I'm a... you know.

You are?

For real?

Yeah. And I always have been.

Wow.

I didn't think there were any left in California.

Well, there's me.

Norm thinks I'm a piece of toast.

Buttered. Poor baby. I had no idea.

I'll never make... And I have to put up with that stupid idiot, Norman.

And you're my only friend, and you're better at everything than me.

And if I don't make cheerleaders, I'll be up for the rest of my life.

you that your first obligation as cheerleaders is to the team.

We all have a noble obligation to help spur our boys to victory.

Hey, girls, this is where this came from.

If you can't stay on the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

All right, Mary.

What we need is another one like Peggy Jo.

Yeah, she was so good, she wound up in the maternity ward.

Well, all I ask is... for one day at last this season.

Then what you need is a cheerleader with a chastity belt.

Okay.

You know that other one?

Jeannie Davis.

You know what she told me?

Really?

I didn't know there were any in Amorosa.

Maybe that's just what we need.

At least she'd last the season.

With anyone?

I wouldn't bet on it.

I would.

And I wager you should stay that way for the season.

Name your stakes.

Novy. With Novy?

Okay.

Keep her intact.

you doing here?

Smoking grass in the ladies' room. So unsanitary.

I'll get you into fourth period chem lab. But, Patty, baby, you have to

uncork some sulfur before you leave to hide the smell. You understand?

Yep. Oh, Patty, if only these were brains.

Boy, would you look at those milkshakes.

Sure would like to pour some syrup on that.

Hey, handsome.

What do you got for me on the house?

I'd rather get you under the house. Fresh.

I happen to know you're on somebody's all-time worm list. Yeah?

Well, I know a 10-best list you could be on.

Which 10-best list?

The one in the back room.

I don't believe you.

10-best what?

Come on back and find out.

Yeah? Then you can be number one.

technique. You can talk about knowledge of fundamentals, but the real question

is, can Pat Gannon get it up? And can his team get it up? Because in the end,

that's what separates the men from the boys in this great game of football.

30

seconds left

to go in the game.

We're down five points.

Now, if I look good, I got a real shot at all conference.

And if the team wins, we're headed. We go to the bowl.

Now, I take the handoff.

Start to move towards my right.

My guard takes out his guard.

Now, my halfback moves down, takes out his tackle.

I swing around the right end. I'm at the 15.

I'm at the 10. There's one man between me and the goal.

Down to the five.

improved any since you made the team?

Well, Norm's pretty excited about it.

But you're still a you-know.

Yep.

I never was.

We know all about it.

How'd you stop being one?

When I was 13, I rode my bike into the gas station to get air in my tires.

Guy said he had a special hose for that.

He did.

Exercise.

We've got to trim up these little bodies.

All right, everybody up for arm twist.

Come on.

Let's go.

Right. Two, three, four.

Yes. Dismissed. I'll see you all tomorrow.

And don't go putting too many gooey sundaes in those pretty little tummies

of yours.

Sure. We could just rub them on our little tummies and let Isabel lick them

off.

Patty.

I'd like you to stay after practice today.

Sure, Miss Fields.

Now arch that back.

It's such a delicious arch.

Now your pelvis should be just so.

Miss Fields, what are you trying to do?

Oh, me?

I'm nothing, Patty. I just... I realize you're in a delicate position with all

the young girls you come into contact with.

Patty. Patty, I just... Naturally, I have complete faith in you as my coach

as to not take advantage of my trust in you.

Don't you think you could have found a place a little bit more private?

There's malaria in the area. I think it's an antisocial disease.

Ew, that Mr. Novy has a face like a mop.

I hear he steals underwear from the girls' locker room and sells it over in

the boys' locker room. I bet he's got a peephole in here to get his peepees on

us.

If I thought I was doing a strip for Novi, I'd turn myself in.

You mean turn yourself on.

I don't think Mr. Novi would have the nerve to

have a peephole.

You know, if he did have a peephole, he could get into a lot of trouble.

Besides, if he's that hard up... Maybe we could help him out.

That is, if he just had the balls to ask.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

be a real cheerleader.

I'm such a hopeless case.

I don't even know what to do with the boy.

No problem.

What you need is a little pre-home demonstration.

Keep a cool fool, fool.

I'm wise to the rise in your Levi.

Boy, Jeannie, I'm going to lose my job because of you.

Norm.

Norm, you've got pies in your Levi's.

Keep a mule on the stool.

What are you talking about?

Norm, you're so cute.

You know why my thigh's got a stye in your eye.

Can't we be alone?

We are alone.

I mean, alone.

I don't know what's been getting into you.

Nothing.

That's the trouble.

Nothing's been getting into me.

I'm really surprised at you.

I'm afraid that being a cheerleader is making you lose all sense of duty.

Do you have any idea how humiliating that scene in the locker room was for

me? For you?

Well, I... Darn right for me.

Everybody knows you're my girl. Oh, yeah?

Well, maybe everybody's gonna get some different ideas about that.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

It's D-Day for mighty Amorosa High's 11 on their long march to the conference

title when the Bears of Amorosa meet their historical rival, unbeaten Central

High, for the conference championship.

Think that'll hold you for a while?

I'll move it. Don't worry about me.

Yeah, we'll handle this wise guy.

You know what the line is on the game this Saturday?

Of course.

Seven points as we blast them like the National Guard at a Sunday school

picnic. Yeah?

Well, that ain't the way the man at the top sees it.

What do you mean?

The old fixeroo.

Amarosa loses?

And we're in the big bucks.

Yeah, well, how's it supposed to work?

That's your department, Mr. Inside.

But if you want to stay cool, Amorosa better lose.

No, Vima, man.

Don't pout.

Little John's going to work it out.

Hey, kid, one more thing.

Sock it to me, big man.

I turn you on, you turn me on, right?

When are you going to start delivering the goods you've been promising me?

Sure, Daddy.

Don't get your liver in a quiver.

Just go home and sit tight.

This could be your night.

I went on the cheerleaders before, but I don't want to stay one.

I think we should put an ad in the underground sex group.

But what if somebody called and my father answered?

Let's see.

16-year-old virgin.

Desperate. Will be in front of Mike's carousel Saturday morning at 10 o'clock.

No, what we need is a hard sell.

Come get...

A cheerleader snatch, never a key in the latch.

There's John.

Hi, John.

Hey, Normie, baby. Still right down to it, huh? At least I work for what I get.

John, John, John. Me trying to see you.

Jeannie has this problem.

Stay loose, lady.

Big John's on the scene like Dr. Spock with a cock.

No problem too big for someone I dig.

Well, there's Jeannie.

She sat on a hot fudge sundae and didn't get up quick enough.

Lot of goo, but the cherry's still stuck.

It'll be my pleasure.

You ask the man who can.

Hello, beautiful.

Hi.

Say, what do you do with your afternoons?

Well, I don't know.

And at night?

Well, there's usually homework, but tonight it's done.

Well, then why don't we uncoil a bit?

Oh, easy, baby.

I'm just getting started.

Before the hips comes the lips.

Easy.

And slow.

And watch it grow.

Isn't that your girl over there?

I don't have a girl.

That's the way it looks.

I think I'll turn down the lights.

Magic. Wow. Just like in The Wizard of Oz.

Oh, John.

Oh, I can feel your hands all over me.

We're just getting started.

Gosh, I never thought it would be like this.

You and me together.

Your hand on my breast. Your other hand on my tummy.

Your other hand on my leg.

That's just my technique, baby.

It's so much more than I expected.

Yeah, me too.

Baby, you really turned me on. You know what you have to do? What?

Suck my toes.

Toes? Yeah, I love it.

Take her in the bedroom. Be quiet.

It's my house and I want her in the bedroom.

Ray.

You're doing great.

Dress her up. I want her dressed up.

I said I'm getting it up.

Did I do good?

Yeah, great.

Best tow job I ever had.

I never heard of that.

How's this?

No.

This is the one I want.

Hey, kid.

Break the water bed.

Thank you.

Um...

When is it my turn?

I said you make me burn.

When is it my turn?

Get out of here. Wait in the hall.

Stay right there. Just like that.

I've got a surprise for you.

I'll be right back.

Okay, she's all steamed up. Now hurry up and she's yours.

Attention!

Charge!

John! John! Where are you?

I want you.

Come, Missy. Now come right back in, baby. You're really going to have a

great time.

Where the hell is she?

Come here, you old grizzly.

Come on, Noby. Where are you? No...

Hey, Novi, she's ready to rape the first man she sees. Now hurry up and get in

there.

Oh, John, you're so full of surprises.

Imagine I'm fierce.

I mean, it was all very beautiful and everything, and John was very romantic.

Except there was this bear.

A bear?

You should have been there.

They're in the same condition.

Maybe Claudia can help.

You can head down and concentrate on the drip.

Hey, Claudia, come here!

It's important!

Um,

she said it's important.

I have to go.

So you've got to help her. You're the captain and you've got to help.

It'll work itself out. It just takes time.

Is that ever lousy advice.

Yeah, some captains.

Yeah. Come on, say something.

You say something.

He was waving at you first. Go on, say something.

They're wonderful.

They are?

Go on, say something.

You say something.

Hiya, baby.

Uh, Jeannie, I think we can do better. Well, I haven't so far.

This is Sal.

My name's Vinny.

I had a couple of chicks I'd go for a bike ride.

You know, show you where the action is, where it's happening.

Excuse us.

See you later.

You're still alive.

I can assure you we're hardly in need of your charity. We have our own vehicular

transportation, and when it comes to making decisions concerning our

companionship, we are quite capable of arriving at our own judgments after

weighing the alternative.

Big words, huh?

Gymnasium.

Haberdashery. Claudia, you're going to scare him off.

Look, you've got to play it cool.

Fuck, Dad.

No, let's take him home to your place.

We'll follow you home.

Hey, baby.

Annie, hit the mean.

Well, it looks like they changed their minds.

Gosh, maybe they thought we didn't like them.

Well, it's just as well. It looks like my mother's having another one of her

bridge parties.

I think your mother's here.

Oh, no.

Hi, Minnie. Hi, Sal.

Now, look, Jeannie, don't get too friendly.

No? No, the way you turn on this kind is to be really nasty.

Hit him, kick him, spit...

Whatever you do, don't let up or they'll leave. Understand?

Hey, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

I live here, creep.

Take the milk. Get out of the flowers.

I'll show you something.

Did you?

That we fracture our skulls.

That's grass. When our team gets out there on that field of glory,

vanquishing the enemy, it's you, the loyal fans, that we're vanquishing them

for.

It's you, the student body, that we're tearing out our guts for.

The main thing to remember is that win or lose,

And when we will, that sportsmanship fills men.

Hey, kid.

You know what, Novi?

Listen to you. It's all set. All signals are go.

Amoroso loses and we clean up. The big green bucks.

Don't worry.

You want some goofballs for the water buckets? That's amateur hour. I got a

plan that'll set Amoroso up so any grade school team could beat him.

Claudia's garden party. I don't see why.

I didn't do anything.

He thinks I can't go to this slumber party.

Well, then we'll just have to have it at your house. Come on.

the kind that wore off in eight hours.

I might still be there.

Oh, spare me. I always put him pretty high on my yuck list anyway.

Boy, was this ever a good idea to have the slumber party here?

My daddy wasn't the least bit angry.

He said, sure, invite the girls over anytime.

Anything for you.

Hi, kid. Thought you might like some chips.

A little snack.

Some dip?

Having a good time?

Well,

if there's anything you want, anything at all, just whistle.

Care for a potato chip, little girl?

Kind of cute.

Jeannie, what makes your father such a sex fiend?

Children protection.

That's it.

Throw it now.

Hey, girls, how about a cheer?

A cheer? Who wants a cheer?

Let's do a cheer.

Okay, girls, give us an F.

Hit him again. Hit him again.

Harder. Harder. Hit him again. Hit him again.

Harder. Harder. Hit him again. Hit him again.

Harder. Harder.

Just grilled these little hot dogs. Thought you might like some.

Oh, no.

Bye-bye.

Jeannie, he's going to ruin the party.

Well, maybe I should go and talk to him.

No, let me talk to him.

Hiya, girl.

I've got a surprise for you.

It's the team!

All

the

way. Get it. Get it in there.

Hit him.

Oh, want some more hot dogs?

No more hot dogs.

I got bored with the kids.

Well, you better sit down then.

I guess you are sitting down.

Who's winning?

Well, it's pretty tight now, but the halfback just hit the end with a button

hook. Does that mean he unhooked his buttons?

No, not exactly.

It's where he starts on a fly pattern and then goes down and in.

You can get it up just one more time.

Wait a minute. My turn.

Yeah, see, you can do it.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up. Hey.

You didn't.

Hey, you guys. You need some company.

My God, what are you all doing?

This is our team. You fucked out our own team.

There's a game tomorrow. They can't play now.

Get your asses in gear.

We're going to straighten this thing out in Central City.

Center of quarterback, Dave Welk.

432 Elm Street.

Offensive fullback, Kevin Watson.

Tom Burkhardt, E. Lyman. Pledge yourselves.

Put aside your worldly things.

And come to me.

Who's that girl?

How many times have I got to say it? No strangers on the scene.

Local girl, my ass.

Jim Hilton, Bright End.

Works nights, Hillside Garage.

Joe Evans, Dave Franklin.

Hey, you boys going to be Amoroso tomorrow?

We sure will.

Oh, boy, pepperoni.

It could be dangerous.

I need volunteers. I'll do it. Put me in, Claudia.

You? Jeannie, this job needs experience.

I know I can do it, Claudia. I know I can. Give me a chance.

Well, all right. You can go along, but only to keep watch.

What did you guys do last night?

Just tell me, what did you do?

The sloppiest first half in football.

You guys played.

Did you see a football team around here?

Uh, no. Did you see some cheerleaders come by here?

No.

Then, uh, we're alone?

Well, I think my team's around here somewhere.

That was a wonderful run you made.

I saw you over there, cheering.

You did?

Jenny.

Jeannie.

I'm Paul.

Why aren't you in the scouting reports?

Paul? I'm new.

I'm sort of fourth string.

Some of my friends were in Central City last night.

I thought you might have seen them.

No.

I didn't see anybody.

I never see anybody.

Jeannie?

I think I...

from the looks of that guy it must have been both of us hey you guys good work

we didn't do anything you didn't no we ran into a little bit of trouble

well who got him terrific

the common cheerleader, an American phenomenon.

Her breasts are usually full.

Her waist basically narrow.

Her thighs incredibly creamy.

Her lips are moist and often occupied.

Statistics show that the more active the cheerleader, the more successful the

team.

Well, has your sex life improved any since you made the team?

Yes, Captain.

I'd like to get all the cheerleaders out of last period every day.

Every day?

We have to get together for a little warm-up.

When is it my turn?

When is it my turn?

It's fair to assume that if three cheerleaders can lead a team to six

victories, imagine what six cheerleaders can do.

Mom, Dad, I made the team!

Come huddle with the cheerleaders.

They will do anything to make their dream win.

Hold me tight.

Get quiet on my soul.

Hold me close and show me all you know.