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Does Mr. Spaulding really think
we don't know he wears a toupee?
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He has to know we know.
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It blows off his head
every time the AC turns on.
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Mr. Spaulding should
change his name to Mr. Balding.
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Mr. Balding.
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That is so funny, Billie.
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Eva Morales
just called you funny.
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All I did was rhyme
Mr. Spaulding's name.
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It wasn't even a very good joke.
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It wasn't.
It was a terrible joke.
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Well, I wouldn't say terrible.
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Billie,
you're missing the point.
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The most popular girl
in eighth grade
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just gave you a compliment.
Eighth grade, Billie.
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We're like babies to them.
We're invisible.
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We're invisible babies.
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I didn't even know
she knew my name.
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I'll take Billie and Winter.
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She knows both our names.
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And she picked us first
for her kickball team.
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W... we got this.
Just be cool and do what I do.
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Oh!
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Yeah, I don't wanna do that.
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Eva Morales talked to you twice?
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Yeah, and after kickball,
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she looked us in the eye
and was like, "See ya."
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"See ya."
An eighth grader sees us.
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- Usually, we're like...
- I know, I know.
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Invisible babies.
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Hey! There she is.
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I'm just gonna go talk to her.
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Maybe she wants
to actually be friends.
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Either she's the bravest person
I know,
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or that kickball hit her harder
than I thought.
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- Hey, Eva.
- Hey, Billie. What's up?
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What's up?
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I didn't think
that far ahead yet.
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Uh, we should all, like,
hang out sometime.
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Yeah, what are you doing
after school?
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Today, nothing. Not a thing.
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Cool. See you guys later.
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- Eva.
- Hey, Richard.
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Did you hear that?
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Yeah, she called you
the wrong name.
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Yeah, but usually she calls me
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"you're standing
in front of my locker,"
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so Richard for the win!
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{\an8}♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can have
what you want ♪
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{\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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Eva is so cool.
She was just like,
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"Let's pop by the mall
on the way home."
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And we popped by the mall
on the way home.
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{\an8}And did you see her
at the makeup counter?
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{\an8}She bought lipstick,
not a gloss, not tint, stick.
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What are you guys talking about?
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- Nothing.
- Not you.
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Hey, girls.
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{\an8}- Hey, Giada, this is Eva.
- She's an eighth grader.
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{\an8}Don't know why I said that.
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{\an8}Seventh and eighth graders
can be friends.
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{\an8}It's only weird
if you call attention to it.
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It's nice to meet you,
Mrs. Russo.
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It's nice to meet you too, Eva.
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Oh, well, I hope it's okay
that I asked her over.
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It all just, you know,
kind of happened.
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{\an8}Oh, of course, Billie.
This is so exciting.
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{\an8}You're making new friends.
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Well,
I have to be home for dinner,
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so I should probably go.
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Oh, you know,
I wish you didn't have to.
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It was so fun hanging out.
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Well, listen, you're welcome
to come back after dinner.
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- You mean like a sleepover?
- Sleepover.
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I don't think
that's what she meant.
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It's okay with me
if it's okay with Eva's parents.
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{\an8}Ah, but it's so last minute.
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{\an8}There's no way her parents
are gonna be cool with it.
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Yep, they're cool with it.
See you later.
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This is gonna be so fun.
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Mm.
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{\an8}We're about to have
the greatest night of our lives
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{\an8}and nothing can spoil it.
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- Actually--
- I said nothing can spoil it.
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I don't get it.
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Why aren't you excited
to have Eva Morales sleep over?
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{\an8}I am excited.
See, this is my excited face.
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We're gonna
have to work on that.
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What is going on with you?
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{\an8}I have to wear this
awful headgear when I sleep.
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It can't be that bad.
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{\an8}Oh, yeah?
My first night at WizTech,
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{\an8}this girl Lucy saw me in it.
She called me Braceface Billie.
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{\an8}After that, I swore I'd never
let anyone see me in it again.
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{\an8}So don't wear it.
I stopped wearing my retainer
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{\an8}and most of my teeth
are still in the right place.
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{\an8}I have to wear it.
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{\an8}I cast spells in my sleep,
it's called sleep casting.
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{\an8}And my enchanted headgear
is the only thing
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{\an8}that stops me from doing it.
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And if we have a sleepover,
Eva will see you in it.
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But if I don't wear it,
I'll cast spells in my sleep.
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Well, I guess there's only
one thing we can do.
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- Cancel the sleepover.
- Clone yourself,
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so Eva and I can hang out
while you sleep in the attic.
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I mean,
cancel the sleepover.
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That's what we're gonna do.
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What on Earth are you doing?
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Phase one of
the perfect sleepover prank.
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Mentoid ice cubes.
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The girls will put them
in their soda and boom!
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They're covered in suds.
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Milo, we have a smart,
ambitious eighth grade woman
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coming into our home.
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Let's try and present
the Russo men
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in a good light, shall we?
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Code redhead!
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Hey, Mom, nothing.
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What are you up to?
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Your no-good son is
up to his usual childish antics.
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Kids these days, am I right?
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Okay, what are you up to?
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What's with the suit?
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Did someone die?
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Oh, sorry,
did someone die?
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I'm wearing a casual house suit.
I do that sometimes.
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I think he's trying to impress
Billie's new friend.
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She's an eighth grader.
She has sophisticated tastes.
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What am I supposed to wear?
Basketball shorts and a T-shirt?
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You wish.
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You don't have the knees
for these shorts.
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Okay, okay. Boys, boys,
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this is Billie's
first sleepover,
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and you two
are not gonna mess it up.
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Oh, hey, I got an idea.
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It's been a while
since we had a boys' night.
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Why don't we do
something fun tonight?
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You know, just the three of us.
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- Oh, that is a great idea.
- We're staying out all night!
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- We'll be back by 9:30.
- We're staying out till 9:30!
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Okay, we just need to find a way
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to get out of this sleepover
with Eva.
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We can't cancel on her.
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She'll think
we don't wanna be friends.
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I've been popular-adjacent
all day, Billie.
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I can't go back.
I won't go back.
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Look, we just need her
to cancel on us.
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I know.
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I'll just cast a spell
on her parents' car
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so it won't start.
No ride, no sleepover.
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Double-double, cars in trouble,
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make Eva's parents' engine
boil and bubble.
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Now what?
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We let that very specific spell
do its thing.
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It's a text from Eva.
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Spell worked.
Sleepover's canceled.
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- Canceled?
- Yep.
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Car trouble.
Nothing we can do about that.
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- Oh, I'll just go pick Eva up.
- But...
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you don't know where she lives.
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5-5-5 Mabel Drive.
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What are you doing?
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The part of me that wants
the sleepover took over.
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Billie,
this is your first sleepover
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in the mortal world.
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I'm not gonna let a little
car trouble ruin things.
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Turn left on Crescent.
It's quicker.
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Winter, what am I gonna do?
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If I fall asleep
and start sleep casting,
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Eva will find out I'm a wizard.
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Maybe you should
just wear headgear.
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Maybe she won't make fun of you.
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If you had been there when Lucy
at WizTech saw me wearing it,
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you wouldn't say that.
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I still have nightmares
about it.
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I have nightmares
about winning the lottery.
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Suddenly every relative
is knocking on my door,
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but I can't open it
because I'm a lobster.
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Uh, no, wait,
that's the nightmare.
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I'm a lobster.
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Winter,
I know what we need.
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What is that?
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- Stinkroot.
- Ew.
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It's grown
by woodland fairies...
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- Aww.
- ...in their armpits.
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Ew.
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You brew it like tea
and drink it to stay awake.
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Can't sleep cast
if I'm awake, right?
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- Want me to make you some?
- Hmm, let me see.
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Do I want fairy armpit tea?
No, I'm good.
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Hope you guys are ready
for boys' night.
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Boys' night!
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Milo, I'm driving.
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Sorry, just excited
for boys' night.
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Boys' night!
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- Milo!
- My bad.
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Wait until you see
what I have planned.
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We are getting
the VIP treatment.
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Hi, yes, I have a coupon
for the VIP treatment.
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You brought us to the car wash?
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Uh, yeah,
you guys love the car wash.
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Plus, the car's filthy.
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Someone wrote "wash me"
on the window
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and drew a bunch of hearts
around it.
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Uh, those weren't hearts.
Those were butts.
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Hmm?
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I mean, I'm guessing
that's what the artist intended.
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Dad, please tell me
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you have something else planned
after this.
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Uh, obviously.
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Trust me, this boys' night
is just getting started.
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Boys' night!
I didn't hear you.
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- Boys' night...
- Boys' night...
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Yes.
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Man, I haven't painted my nails
in a minute.
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Why? 'Cause it's a baby thing?
It is, isn't it?
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You're blowing it, Winter.
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No, I love painting my nails.
It's classic sleepover.
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That's what I said.
You're killing it, Winter.
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Whoo! [chuckles] This is fun.
Are you guys having fun?
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I could do this all night.
Oh, that's what we should do!
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Stay up all night.
I can't wait to paint my nails,
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I just wish I had
more than ten nails to paint.
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I forgot about my toes.
Yes, bonus nails.
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Is she okay?
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Yeah, she's fine.
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00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:02,852
Are you okay?
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I'm great.
The stinkroot is really working.
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My whole body is tingling.
I think I feel my hair growing.
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Oh, hey. Don't mind me.
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Not trying to interrupt
your sleepover,
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but when I was in middle school
and we had sleepovers,
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we used to make
prank phone calls.
240
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Now, I'm not saying
you should do that,
241
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but here's a faculty directory
and a burner phone.
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Mrs. Russo, you're kind of
my hero right now.
243
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,502
Have fun.
244
00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:31,546
Oh, we're gonna have fun.
We're gonna have so much fun,
245
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:32,882
I probably
won't sleep a wink tonight.
246
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,383
Ugh.
Something is rotten in here.
247
00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,011
I'm gonna dump this in the yard.
248
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,847
Actually, I'm gonna dump this
in the neighbor's yard.
249
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,808
But...
250
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,853
First, she said
Eva could sleep over.
251
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,605
Then she gives her a ride here.
252
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,732
And now she's dumping
the last of the stinkroot.
253
00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:51,233
It's like she's doing
everything she can
254
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,735
to give me
the best night of my life.
255
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,694
What you're saying doesn't match
how you're saying it.
256
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:57,031
I know. I'm very conflicted.
257
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,539
Whoo-hoo! Price-Co!
258
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,209
Was that fun
or was that fun?
259
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:09,543
There a third option?
260
00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,921
Oh, come on, you guys used to
love going to Price-Co.
261
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,382
Playing hide and seek
in the aisles,
262
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,009
riding in the shopping carts,
eating free samples.
263
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,428
Look, I appreciate
a knife demonstration
264
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,846
as much as the next guy,
but I gotta tell you,
265
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,349
it's not the thrill
it used to be.
266
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,978
Well, you had fun,
right, Milo? Milo?
267
00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:31,774
Help! I'm buried
under impulse purchases!
268
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,611
Can we just go home now?
269
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,823
Yeah, Dad, thanks for trying,
but...
270
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,616
...maybe we should call
boys' night off.
271
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,577
No, we can't call off
boys' night.
272
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,079
O... okay, look,
maybe I was taking you
273
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,832
to do a bunch of kid stuff.
It's just...
274
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,418
you're growing up so fast.
275
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,295
I guess I'm just
not ready to admit
276
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:56,424
you're not little boys anymore.
You're guys.
277
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,844
And what guys need
is a guys' night.
278
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:01,470
I'm listening.
279
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,472
I know what we should do.
280
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:07,351
But I gotta warn you,
it's pretty risky. Are you in?
281
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,730
- Guys' night!
- Guys' night!
282
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,021
- Guys' night!
- Guys' night!
283
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:15,109
Buckle up first
for safety.
284
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,116
I don't know
about you guys,
285
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,493
but I'm getting tired.
286
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,997
No.
No, no, nobody's getting tired.
287
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:31,124
- Um, let's play Slappy Face.
- What's that?
288
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,837
It's where we slap each other
as hard as we can in the face.
289
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:39,215
- Why would we do that?
- Yeah, why would we do that?
290
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:42,678
- Because it's fun.
- That doesn't sound fun.
291
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,222
Yeah,
that really doesn't sound fun.
292
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,852
Whoo! [sing-song] I think
that's for me.
293
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:55,691
Thank you.
Oh, I tipped on the app.
294
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,654
- Giada, uh, what is that?
- Confession.
295
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:03,114
I may have had a little
something special delivered
296
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,325
for your sleepover.
297
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,912
Matching onesies!
298
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,122
- Mrs. Russo, you did not.
- I did.
299
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,541
- You did not?
- I did.
300
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,585
- You did not.
- Eva, just take a onesie.
301
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,048
This thing is so soft,
it's like a--
302
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,217
Blanket made of kittens.
303
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,468
That's not what I was going to--
304
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,052
Say. Look at us,
305
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,596
finishing
each other's sentences,
306
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,431
like BFFs.
307
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:31,060
Come on, girls,
we can get changed upstairs.
308
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:32,894
Winter...
Hmm?
309
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,938
...whatever happens,
you cannot let me fall asleep.
310
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,274
Don't worry, Billie,
you can count on me.
311
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:42,196
Seriously?
312
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,492
All right, just a few
more hours until sunrise.
313
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:50,037
I can do this. Ooh...
314
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:52,873
This onesie is so,
315
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,417
so soft.
316
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,921
No, gotta stay awake.
317
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,383
I'm just gonna go
318
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:06,595
get a glass of water
from the kitchen.
319
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,724
Huh? This isn't the kitchen.
320
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,435
What's going on?
321
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:18,190
Who's there?
322
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:31,787
Well, if it isn't
Braceface Billie.
323
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,374
Lucy from WizTech,
what are you doing here?
324
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:39,503
Duh, I'm here to call you
Braceface, Braceface!
325
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,006
But this has to be a dream.
326
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,425
Oh, no.
327
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:48,137
I must have fallen asleep
without my headgear
328
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,680
which means I'm...
329
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,349
sleep casting.
330
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,815
Oh, good.
I'm not a lobster...
331
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,490
I wonder if it's too late
to cancel the sleepover.
332
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,667
Billie, wake up. Wake up.
333
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,211
No, not you. You stay asleep.
334
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,256
Hey, Winter, I found some
extra blankets in case you...
335
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:27,009
What is happening?
336
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,471
Please, Mrs. Russo,
we have to be quiet.
337
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,139
What is happening?
338
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,724
- Billie's sleep casting.
- Well, wake her up.
339
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,686
I tried. We have to do something
before Eva sees this.
340
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:45,152
Yeah, this is gonna be
tough to explain.
341
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,201
Whoa,
we're in the wizard world.
342
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,285
What makes you think that?
343
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,829
'Cause there's a centaur
over there.
344
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,956
Are you sure?
345
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,749
I thought a centaur
was a half man, half bull.
346
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,833
No, that's the minotaur.
347
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,294
Really? I thought that was
a half woman, half fish.
348
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,380
No, that's a mermaid.
349
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,797
So who gives you
parking tickets?
350
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,841
That's a meter maid!
Are we really doing this?
351
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,345
Keep your voices down.
You're gonna wake him up.
352
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,929
He's sleeping.
353
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,891
Ah, centaurs sleep standing up,
just like cows.
354
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,767
And they also make pies,
just like cows.
355
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:18,978
So watch your step.
356
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,981
Dad, what are we doing here?
357
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,401
- We're centaur tipping.
- What is that?
358
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,027
It's where you sneak up
to a sleeping centaur
359
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,112
and you tip him.
360
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,572
It's pretty much
all in the name.
361
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,575
Huh, I would not take you
for a centaur tipper, Dad.
362
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,701
Oh, I... I'm not,
363
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,787
but I busted a bunch of kids
at WizTech once doing it.
364
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,206
I was like,
"Kids, that is not funny."
365
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,331
Then why are we doing it?
366
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,210
Because I lied. It's funny.
It's really funny.
367
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,130
- I'm in. Let's do this.
- Okay.
368
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:53,387
Okay, one, two, three. Push!
369
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,265
Hey,
what do you think you're doing?
370
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,517
Run!
371
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,145
When I figure out how to get up,
I'm coming after you!
372
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,314
Guys' night!
373
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,365
Oh. No, this can't be good.
374
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,076
Oh, Justin, thank goodness
you're here.
375
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,494
What's going on?
376
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,372
Did one of my pranks go wrong?
Did one of them go right?
377
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,042
No, she's sleep casting.
I've done it before myself,
378
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,877
but the worst I ever did
was fold laundry.
379
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,962
That checks out.
380
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,136
But you're just a nightmare.
You can't hurt me.
381
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,848
Where's your
stupid headgear, Braceface?
382
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,392
Okay, that hurt a little.
383
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,312
Braceface! Braceface!
384
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:44,980
Leave me alone.
385
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:49,234
- Braceface! Braceface!
- Just go away!
386
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,324
Go away. Go away.
387
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,785
- I can't wake her up.
- Well, what do we do?
388
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,286
I have to go into her dream
and try to wake her up.
389
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,913
No, you can't.
You have to stay here
390
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,040
and undo this magic
before Eva sees it.
391
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,374
Look, send me into her dream.
392
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,876
You can't just go
into someone's dream.
393
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,586
That's a huge
invasion of privacy.
394
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,006
Didn't you and Billie
sneak into Dad's brain?
395
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,132
Wait, what did he say?
396
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,176
H... he said, send her in.
Send Mom in!
397
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:21,725
Braceface! Braceface!
Braceface! Braceface! Braceface!
398
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,768
- Leave me alone!
- Braceface! Braceface...
399
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,061
- Billie!
- Giada!
400
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,356
- Oh!
- What are you doing in my dream?
401
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,526
Justin sent me. The sleepover
is going a little off the rails.
402
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,613
- Try to take her wand.
- I'm on it.
403
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,408
Yeah, that's not gonna work.
404
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,372
This is my fault.
405
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,333
Usually, I wear headgear
to stop me from sleep casting.
406
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,043
But I was worried
if Eva saw me in it,
407
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,712
then she'd make fun of me.
408
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,798
Oh, so you wear headgear,
so what?
409
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,801
Well, it makes me look weird.
410
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,512
Oh, honey,
it's something you need.
411
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,640
Anyone who makes fun of you
for that is not worth your time.
412
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:04,977
Even if it's
Eva Morales?
413
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,937
Even if it's Eva Morales.
414
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,899
Braceface!
Braceface! Braceface!
415
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,819
And definitely not
whoever that little brat is.
416
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,363
You're right.
417
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,200
Fine, you got me.
418
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:24,538
I guess I am Braceface Billie,
but I'm cool with it.
419
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,581
You can't be cool with it.
420
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,876
That's the whole point
of the mean nickname.
421
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,754
I'm not wasting my time worrying
about what you think anymore.
422
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,966
Hey, cut it out!
423
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,594
I'm done worrying about
what anyone thinks.
424
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:44,057
- But that's no fun!
- We're leaving.
425
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,727
No, no, no! You're not going
anywhere, Braceface!
426
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:48,979
Eh, watch me.
427
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,232
You're lucky this is a dream
428
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,610
or I'd be having a strong word
with your mother.
429
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,242
Okay,
I'm just gonna say it.
430
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,869
Little girls are mean.
431
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,789
Billie? Winter?
432
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,083
Richard,
what are you doing here?
433
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,794
- Did she just call you Richard?
- Just go with it, Mom.
434
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,923
- Uh, everybody was just--
- Just leaving.
435
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,217
Right, guys?
436
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,386
Wait.
I wanna show you guys something.
437
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,228
That thing goes
on your face?
438
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,690
- Roman.
- I mean, it's hardly noticeable.
439
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:37,861
Well, let's,
uh, get upstairs.
440
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:45,452
Uh, Eva, this is my headgear,
and I have to wear it.
441
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,746
So, if you're not cool
with that then...
442
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,039
maybe we shouldn't be friends.
443
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,749
Why wouldn't I be
cool with it?
444
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,502
'Cause you're in eighth grade,
and you're awesome,
445
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,754
and neither of us can figure out
why you're hanging out with us,
446
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:57,214
and you smell
like a fancy candle.
447
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,968
First of all, I'm hanging out
with you 'cause you're fun.
448
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,636
And second,
I was worried about
449
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,890
what you guys would think
because of this.
450
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:15,857
You even make
headgear look cool.
451
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,111
We both make headgear look cool.
452
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:22,447
I am so running home
to get my retainer right now.
453
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,624
I got it.
454
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,256
Told you I was coming after you.
455
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:40,965
How'd you find me?
456
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,134
Oh, you dropped
your Price-Co card.
457
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,469
Oh, thank you.
458
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,472
Now it's, uh,
my turn to tip you.
459
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,809
What?
460
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:52,811
Not so funny now, is it?
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