All language subtitles for the.Naked.Man.(360p)

Love it.

You can put the brace away, but don't
get rid of it just in case.

Okay.

Oh, by the way, I'll be at this address
from now on.

I'm starting my own practice in Harper
City. It's only an hour away.

I don't care how far it is.

I'll see you soon.

Goodbye.

I'll see you next week.

Edward Bliss.

Nice to meet you.

New office address, Daddy.

Oh, yeah.

Just relax.

New office address, Mr. Renfrew.

Wherever. What do you call this?

Upside down.

In here.

What are you talking about?

I'll tell you what I'm talking about.

When I started for you as an intern, you
promised me specific raises if I was

kept on... Bullshit.

You're talking through your ass, Blizz.

All right, then, Buster.

My ass says this.

I've got a family to think about now. I
can't keep doing all the work here for

none of the money.

And since I just got my own D.C., as of
Monday, I'll be in business for myself.

Naturally, I'd be grateful for any
referrals you can give me, but I suspect

that you're about to run out of
patience.

I know I have.

Very funny, Blizz.

Har, har, har.

Well, it won't be so funny when you fall
flat on your keister.

You'll be needing help with subluxation
then, you muscle-bound goody-goody.

On your ass, Bliss.

Flat on your goddamn goody-goody ass.

Let me give you a hand there, sunshine.

a little raffler door. He's not going to
be a raffler.

He's going to be a doctor, just like his
daddy. But his daddy's a raffler, too.

Not anymore, Eddie.

Your last bout.

Oh, Eddie.

I'm so happy. The beginning of our new
life.

I've been thinking, maybe I could just
raffle once in a while, just to keep my

hand in.

You know, Sammy really needs me here.

And there's no reason to quit the Kansas
cold turkey. Eddie, you promised.

I don't care what it is. These guys are
crazy. They're always getting into

stuff.

You've got to get together in the ring.
What you do outside the ring is your own

business.

Get out of here. I'm sick of looking at
you. Don't pout.

With spoons.

That crotch punch.

Like the tin?

Are you kidding?

Like it. You got to use it again next
week now.

There isn't going to be any next week.

What? That was Eddie's farewell fall.

Farewell fall.

Yeah, Sammy, I've been meaning to tell
you. How come today he's a DC?

What is that, a dog catcher?

Doctor of chiropractic.

He's 30 years old. We've got a baby on
the way. It's time for Eddie to put

aside childish things.

Okay, but why has he got to quit rock
and roll?

I'm sorry, Sammy, but you see how it is.

We're moving to a new home, and I got a
new practice, and... I've thrown my last

crotch punch, Sam.

You'll come crawling back, Eddie Glitch.

You've got the wrestling game in your
blood.

You need the contact.

Skin on skin.

That's something you pretty little...

Dickwad, let me give you a hand.

Where are you going, Dickwad?

these boys had their arms broken.

This is a serious infraction.

This young man has emotional problems,
Mr. Bliss.

I am only the school disciplinarian.
These problems should be addressed.

Oh, they'll be addressed all right, Mrs.

Boutsikaros.

Eddie, do you have anything to say for
yourself?

Come with me.

What you do reflects on me, Eddie.

I'm a respected member of this
community.

I'm a pharmacist.

I'm not a hooligan.

And someday, you're going to be a
pharmacist too.

No, I'm going to be a wrestler.

Pharmacist. Wrestler. Pharmacist.

Wrestler. Pharmacist. Wrestler.

Pharmacist. Wrestler.

Pharmacist.

Wrestler.

Pharmacist. Wrestler.

Pharmacist.

Oh, Edward, I'm so proud of you. A full
scholarship.

Your father will be thrilled.

It's a wrestling scholarship.

And it's a good school with great
preparation for chiropractic training.

Well, I'm not so sure we have to tell
your father that.

A free ride.

And you want to use it for studying
chiropractic? But, Dad... You want to

spend your life jimmying people's
spines? Dad, spinal integrity is... It

is crack stuff.

Eddie, drugs.

Don't you get it?

Drugs help people. No, Dad.

I can't do this anymore.

This stuff is unnatural, and it doesn't
even work. Half the stuff I've been

grinding up is sugar pills, and the
other half is borderline narcotic.

impertinent little creep.

Dad, the ancient Greeks didn't use all
these powders and preparations.

They wrestled. That's how they
cultivated healthy bodies.

Ancient Greeks?

Everybody knows that they were pansies.
No, Dad, it's not about that.

Providing remedies and decoctions, son.

That's an honorable trade.

No, Dad, that's the quack stuff.

God made us whole. The ancient Greeks
never ever... Shut up with the ancient

Greeks!

You get out of here.

And don't come back until you get some
respect for the mortar and pestle.

Mortar and pestle.

Mortar and pestle.

Mortar and pestle.

Mortar and pestle.

So, you're here about the chiropractic
internship.

Internship.

Internship.

You're the new intern.

Your first patient's in there.

Thank you.

Moonlighting, huh?

So, you want to try the professional
wrestling game?

Do you have some kind of gimmick?

Some kind of stick?

You know, a get-up to get the crowd's
attention?

Naked Man.

I love the name, but we're not zoned for
that type of wrestling around here.

And cover that thing up, for God's sake.

Bliss.

You did all those patients in two hours?

Yes, sir.

I like you, kid.

Now you're talking, Bliss.

That's a get-up.

That'll make show.

You can pick up chicks in that.

You mean like on a date?

Yeah.

I do.

Okay.

I like you, Eddie.

I like you, Eddie.

I like you, Eddie. I like you, Eddie.

Whatever. My knee's killing me. Watch
it. Come on. We're going to get you.

Let's go.

Easy.

My girl's in the office.

Roll.

I'm your girl.

Remembering.

Still my girl, Kim?

Always, Eddie.

I think you're going to like Harper
City.

I think I'm going to like any city that
doesn't have Sammy's big time wrestling.

And sports shows, honey.

I'm just not so sure about being right
across the street from your dad's

pharmacy. It's time for Edward Bliss Jr.
to come home.

And it's time for Edward Bliss Sr. to
accept his son for what he is. A

chiropractor. I figure if I'm near him,
he's got to accept me sooner or later.

Looking at my sign every day, Edward
Bliss, doctor of chiropractic, and

seeing me every morning on my way to
work, and I'll be waving at him.

I love my dad.

He's got to accept me, right?

I'm the only son he's got.

I'll be waving at him every...

Those maniacs.

Jeez.

Oh, I can't believe it.

People in this little town drive like
rhesus monkeys.

Like cockroaches.

What do you think they drive like?

Huh?

I think they drive crappy.

What was the name of that little town we
just drove through?

Whoa.

I think it was called Harper's City.

Looked like they had a drugstore. Did
you see if it had a ramp?

I wonder if it had a ramp.

I sure would like to stop there on the
way back.

Give me a banana split.

Our little boy's come back to us.

Edward.

Back to day, Dad.

I hope that's all right.

Son, you stay just as long as you want.

This is my best gal, Kim.

Sorry, Mom. Second best gal.

Dad?

Hi, Mom.

Dad?

This is your grandson, Dad.

What do you think?

Oh.

I bought the place across the street,
Dad.

The last lawsuit broke Doc Palmer, so he
sold it to me real cheap.

We're going to live behind the office
and we'll wave at you every day, Dad.

And I'll wave at you, son.

Bliss Chiropractic and Bliss Pharmacy,
quite a combo, Dad.

It's a regular Bliss corner.

And every morning we'll be waving at
each other. And Kim, too.

Whoa. wave every day, son.

That's right.

Well, I gotta go see a man about an
x-ray machine.

You could get acquainted with Kim and
Junior.

Goodbye, Dad.

Goodbye, son.

Goodbye, Dad.

Goodbye, son.

I'm sorry.

If I misaligned any vertebrae or the
sudden tensing on impact not at any of

your muscles, feel free to call me for a
complimentary office visit. And if your

friend here needs my services, rub dead.

Peanut butter and bacon sandwich.

Thank you very much.

I'm sorry, sir. We only serve fountain
items.

There's a lunch powder on Elm Street.

Why don't you have a ramp?

Excuse me, sir? This is a public place,
ain't it, Chucky? I couldn't ride my

wheelchair. I'm sorry, sir.

Of course, it is only one step.

One step?

100 steps.

Wheelchairs don't climb steps.

Put in a ramp.

I'm sorry, sir.

Sorry nothing.

Don't you give a crap about the
disabled?

Sir, that kind of language isn't going
to help anything.

Oh, no?

Say, wait a minute.

You know, I never thought of that.

I never thought whether or not that kind
of language helps anything.

So, you know, maybe you're right.

I should watch my language.

Give me a banana split.

Pretty please.

Thank you.

Speak. Yes, ma'am.

I'll have a peanut butter and bacon
sandwich.

Thank you very much.

Crescent nuts?

No. Spina bifida.

Will either of you gentlemen require
anything from the pharmacy?

Yeah.

Hot rum!

Thank you.

Enjoy.

Oh, baby, don't sell that bone spotter
till I get there.

principal functions of the spine to
support the head to support the ribs and

to support the chiropractor i'll be
weaving at you dad

black strap

two things make my life bearable.

Drug and fountain feet.

You look like very nice people.

What'd you take for this place?

Not for sale.

Not for sale?

Not at any price?

Not for sale.

All you nice people to think about what
my life is like.

I got two legs that feel like the Queen
Mary and dry dock and a spine like a

pig's tail.

Attractive personality, sure, but you
see, people don't see that when they

look at the disabled.

My son just moved in across the street.

Not for sale.

With a simple, effective spinal
adjustment.

Nerve impulse flow is restored by means
of the chiropractor's primary... Well,

thanks anyway. My wife's got a spare
tidicum, so I'll just put it on back to

the store.

All right.

Oh, I can't believe it.

Okay, Circe.

You didn't like it when I asked, did I?

You didn't accept my tender offer.

You've got a bias against the disabled.

Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to
do.

These people are elderly.

Why don't you just leave us alone?

Elderly people?

Oh, we've got some golden ages.

Well, let me tell you something, turds.

I've known a whole lot older.

Thank you very much.

Because you can't get any older than
dead.

Sir! Sir!

That one's moving.

I've got a show at 8.

I've got to get there.

Folks are counting on me. Get in the
road, Creepy!

I've got a baby on the way.

Sir?

I've got to make Mom proud.

Sir, could you step over to the
shoulder, sir?

Sir, have you been taking any drugs?

No, I believe in holism, physical
culture, fruits and vegetables, and

spinal integrity.

Sir, would you mind blowing into this
bag?

Sorry, I damaged your plastic bag.

Now, if you officers will excuse me,
I've got a family to think about and a

show to get to.

One second, buddy.

Hey, gentlemen, aren't you guys up next,
huh? What are you standing around here

for?

Listen back.

Bliss! Didn't I tell you that you
couldn't stay away?

Hey, Eddie.

This is gonna be great.

Make an announcement about a special
fall.

A grudge match.

We'll match you up with Charlie.

You haven't fought the mountain man in a
while.

Get back here.

Don't go with the...

I say that the mountain man calls you a
stingy pack of scratch.

Hey, wait a minute, kid. Let me make the
announcement.

Hey, where are you going?

You're in the middle of a... Watch that
thing, would you?

And now the Naked Man comes into the
ring to give Newt Hamlinson a hand. The

Naked Man and the Viking are great
friends, of course. You're absolutely

right, Marty. Last Easter, the Naked Man
gave Newt a crane of raw herring, which,

as you know, is all a Viking eats.

Well, I believe he also eats wild
berries, Dale.

And by the sound of it, I think there's
broken cartilage. Well, worse than that,

Dale, I swear, I heard the shoulder ball
pop right out of the socket. And, folks,

I ain't kidding.

How in the world can the naked man
overcome odds like this?

I would like to thank you all for coming
today to hear my thoughts.

Many evils plague modern society.

As you have just seen, no race, no
creed,

no profession is immune.

I once thought I could fight this evil
within the confines of the examining

room and the ring.

No, this was a grave error.

There can be no out of bounds in the
fight against malfunction.

In a world where vice is manifold and
human misery multiform,

right must go forth.

Therefore, I have decided to walk among
you. Walk among you? What walk among

you? Hit somebody.

You have seen the many faces of the evil
that men do.

But what is its one root cause?

What is the single great wrong that
poisons human intercourse?

I think you all know that it is
spinosacral misalignment.

We draw our being for good or ill from
our neuroskeletal system.

Man is born whole, but is everywhere
treated in pieces.

The medical doctor, the druggist, and
all those who puncture the skin,

they would treat the parts of man.

But man is not in the parts.

Man is true.

Man is straight.

Man is whole.

And that is why I have decided to walk
among you.

to establish goodwill on earth, freedom
from drugs,

and spinal integrity.

Thank you all.

God bless you.

And good night.

Hey. Greco-Roman or pro?

Okay.

Yep.

Right.

Soon as possible.

Oof.

mm-hmm

This happens in the middle.

Well, it ain't pretty.

Got a lot of disabled people.

Some broken bones, some paraplegics,
some quads, and the ring here is slick

with spinal fluid.

It's a tough nut, all right.

Not tough to crack, tough to stomach.

Coffee?

Yes, sir.

Herb's name is Edward Bliss, Jr.

Apparently, earlier this evening, he
also jaywalked and inflicted universal

sprains on the two officers attempting
arrest.

He handcuffed them together in an
anatomically improbable configuration,

pilfered one of their hats.

and fled he's a white caucasian six foot
two last seen wearing a body stocking

depicting the human skeletal muscular
system right there are about 300

witnesses here so we'll be taking
statements for some time meantime i put

his description out in the wire funny
thing everybody says after he manhandled

these joes he made some kind of a speech
but nobody agrees on what it was about

some say it dealt with good posture and
sitting up straight some say it was

about good and evil

Others say he was advocating nudism.

Some people thought it was a gag.

Quite a few were moved.

Others were bored silly.

I'll tell you one thing.

Until we catch this back snapper, the
only person who's safe on the streets of

this burg is Gumby.

Hello.

I need some way of getting around town.
Do you suppose one of your customers

would mind if I borrowed his motorcycle
for a few days?

What am I asking you for? I should just
ask one of them. You're the bartender.

Bartender, can I have some beer, not too
salty, and a glass of water at

room temperature?

No skin, no service. Oh, no, I have
skin.

This is just a painted leotard. I know
what it is, Gut Boy.

Please don't.

Don't call me Gut Boy.

Why not?

Gut Boy.

Hey, aren't you the guy from the
wrestling match?

Why is he calling me Gut Boy?

He's just a jerk.

I was at your bout tonight, and that
speech you gave, man, that was deep.

And that thing you said about this fine
man, that is so true.

I once had a boyfriend with a flip disc.
My God, he was an asshole.

What's up with Gut Boy?

Oh, no.

He's cool, Mountain.

He's got this thing figured out where,
like, if everybody's back was okay, then

there wouldn't be so much negativity.

I don't get it.

Mountain isn't really into theories.

Well, let me tell you something else
about Mountain, young lady.

I don't care whether it's tobacco or
marijuana.

This is not good for him.

And alcohol is a progressive depressant
which will eventually destroy his liver

unless it engenders a fatal accident
first.

I wouldn't do that to Mountain.

Furthermore, all this ventral weight...

And the rest of this is chicken fat?

This creates load stresses that his
skeleton was not designed to

accommodate, nor was his heart.

Mountain's about to rip a guy's head
off.

Now, I would recommend that Mountain
here adopt a regimen of aerobic

exercise, a diet of fresh fruit and raw
or steamed vegetables, and a schedule of

chiropractic visits until he trims
himself up and gets all of his alignment

squared away.

Then...

Maybe Mountain will be ready to take its
place in civilized society.

You know, Mountain, this could cause
severe cranial spinal subluxation.

Karski.

Yeah.

Well,

Lieutenant, looks like our boy again.

No witnesses this time.

But all the victims have their next
vent.

It's tough to figure what connects these
schmoes to our bone right.

But we're not far from Sammy's big-time
wrestling sports shows.

We can't argue with the M.O.

Present Puffy's drug locations are
marked with the red flags.

Now have more or less complete
penetration of the Tecumseh Valley area.

Harper City being the only town of any
size without a Puffy's outfit.

Bliss Drugs is the premier pharmacy in
Harper City.

Its owner, Edward Bliss Sr., and his
wife, Marlinda, died recently.

Oh, jeez, that's too bad.

Who does the place go to?

The Blisses have a son named Edward Jr.

He recently bought a property across the
street, apparently with the plan of

moving back to the town after having
been gone for some time.

He's a chiropractor, although he used to
wrestle as a character called the Naked

Man. Tell me something.

Where would a fellow find this fellow if
a fellow wanted to, you know, talk to a

fellow? Good question.

The police are looking for him in
connection with a number of killings at

Hog Heaven, a local biker bar, and a
serious disorderly conduct charge at his

former place of employment, Sammy's Big
Time Wrestling Sports Shows, in review.

Well, he looks like a reasonable guy.

I sure would like to talk to him.

So... I told my parents to go to hell,
and I joined the Rough Riders.

You sure were hard on them.

Most of them aren't bad people, really.
They just have learning disabilities.

I think I always knew that they weren't
really what I was looking for, you know?

Rough sex isn't always the answer, is
it?

I didn't think so.

Anyway, I'm glad we're riding together
now.

My name's Dolores. What's your name?

You don't really care about the names of
things, do you?

You don't, Chad.

Because the surface, that's not where
it's at.

When you talk.

deep inside.

And that is where you reach me, quiet
man, you know.

Deep inside.

I love you, quiet man.

It wasn't that or the names of things
anyways. I mean, why is this a

marshmallow?

There is no reason.

Things are either bad or good or hard
or...

Squishy. Regardless of the name.

I can tell that you have had a great
time.

I've never had that.

I've never had anything really deep.

Just a couple of uptight parents and a
bunch of low-life friends.

Is there someone else quiet now?

Is it all about her?

You wear the suit for her, ma'am?

Oh, she's very beautiful.

It's okay, man.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Feel

the

marshmallow.

Bye.

You took my heart and left me alone.

But I can't fight this time. You know
those days.

I know, I know your name and your face.

Your lips, your hair, your eyes,
everything but your number.

Something special.

Something cool.

Where are we going?

I'll know when I see it.

What is it?

Wait here.

May I help you, sir?

Cigarette, sir.

Film?

Drugs, sir.

May I see the manager, please?

Do you have a complaint about the
service, sir?

I'd just like to see the manager.

And what shall I say is the nature of
your business?

The nature of my business?

It's my business.

Of course, sir.

And your name?

I think it's Ed.

Someone called me Ed once. She had egg
running down her hands.

But do the names of things really
matter? Probably not, sir.

I'll tell the manager Ed is here.

Do you smell rye bread and Limburger
cheese?

The manager.

Is there a problem, sir?

The man on the sign outside.

Puffy? Does he own these drugstores?

No.

He just frowns for the guy that owns
them.

Stick Bologna.

Stick won't use his own pictures.

He's a little self-conscious.

About his fine.

Where can I find him?

Pick? Pick.

I don't know.

Well, he's meeting a shipment at Emerson
Airstrip.

A shipment of drugs.

You mean illegal drugs?

Illegal drugs.

The drugstore is just a front for drugs.

You sell drugs?

Yeah.

That's the whack it.

Ow!

It's the best place to hide them,
drugstores.

The police never look.

They wouldn't know what's which.

What's up, son?

You see?

You're the party of the first part. I'm
the party of the first part?

Well, it's pharmacy.

Party of the first part.

Little Butter, Brad, Dave Savage, thank
you very much.

You know, Butter, which came first?

The party of the first part.

You thought I was driving.

That's fine.

How did you do a drugstore?

You see, I'm the party of the second
world.

I can't believe it.

I'll be waving at you.

You don't want the drug door.

Push pharmacy?

I'll give you a fair price.

Just think about how you're going to
spend all that money.

Fifty bucks?

Thank you.

$50 for your drugstore.

I'll be waving at you, Dad.

My baby.

My baby.

You just sign right here if you think
that Miller's good.

That's a good deal.

Party of the first party.

I'll sign here, Dad.

You're nutty, Brett.

All nutty.

Luckily, I know this little clinic.

It's a private clinic.

They'll give you all the drugs you like.

It's a private clinic. It's a private
clinic. It's a private clinic.

It's a

private

clinic. Fighter?

Don't seem like much of a fighter to me.

Your red dress. Red dress.

Matches your eyes.

Oh, yeah.

Hair saws. Thank you.

And then flippin' and splittin'. Red
dress.

Red dress.

Let me give you a hand.

Better,

better, better.

Matches your eyes.

Matches your eyes.

It's a blend of natural mud and speed
drugs right out of your system, quiet

man.

I got rid of my navel rag.

I might get rid of my nose ring, too.

I am not going to puncture my skin
anymore. You want to know something?

It never really made me happy.

I'm going to follow you, quiet man,
because you know, you know that there is

something higher.

And it's inside of you.

And that higher thing, that's what I
follow.

Here.

Bliss is a natural healer. His
interpersonal skills and physical touch

are excellent.

However, Bliss also displays a
propensity for abstract chiropractic

speculation, which, left unchecked,
could lead to grave and even dangerous

errors.

From the capital high.

Big fat.

From the garden of Eden.

Mother, pack your bags.

Take your woman and the...

Hmm.

Where's my cargo?

Where's my blow?

Ain't it better back?

Okay, Snow White you clear for approach
and landing on 13

You probably fell asleep again. Go wake
him up.

We also found the manager tossing pills
into a suitcase in preparation for

flight. So I did the old good cop, bad
cop routine with him.

Minus the good cop, of course.

I'm staying like a killer.

Seems our boys headed to the Emerson
airstrip to knock off Sticks Verona,

who's there meeting a drug shipment.

Should be there right now.

I am naming you a special narcotic
phaser.

Very important work.

Thank you very much.

We got a probable 405 in progress at
Emerson Airstrip.

Requesting backup.

Car, bird, and ambulance.

Plus stun gun, mace, butterfly net.

This is a code blue in Hotel Sierra.

Say Hotel Sierra. Repeat, this is a
confirmed Hotel Sierra.

What's a Hotel Sierra?

Holy shit.

Give us a hand here, will ya?

helpless little woman.

There's been enough killing.

He's got a point.

Sayonara Styx Angela just the way though

Okay, son Thank you

You're a good boy Eddie

You're a good boy

Still my girl?

Aw, Eddie.

Where were you?

I was gone.

But I'm back now.

Then me too.

Hey, what's this?

Don't worry.

My lawyer says he's never seen a better
candidate for the insanity defense.

Penny? Remembering.

Happy times?

Yeah.

Happy, happy times.

You, you took my heart and left me your
number.

And I find I can't find it and I've been
looking all over the place.

I know, I know your name and your face.

Your lips, your hair, your eyes,
everything but your number.

Everything but your number.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

The voice, the moans, the cries.

From the bank to Neaslin.

Take it on a heel and toe.